shanghai doll thread
/jp/sies would rather make an shanghai thread than an al*ce one!sad but true! half of interest about al*ce comes from her doll and puppets! and 25% comes from makai and her demon family!
>>47050082Zun should get together with a competent game studio and make a toy soldiers and Armored Core esk-like game where Shanghai dolls fly around and goof around and compete for dominance of the kitchen counter or whatever whenever Alice is away.MAKE IT HAPPEN ZUN!
THIS IS SPARTA!
>>47050218VVhat the fuck this pic
>>47050739Every warrior needs a trusty steed anon.
>>47050469fun
>>47052153Alice about to do ethnic cleansing in Turkey
>>47050082>hammer
Very special doll!
>>47052878I rather fuck (then marry) her puppeter intead
>>47052999You might end up with the doll in the bedroom anyway
>>47052254eew, alice is a serbor rather, a serb could be an alice
>>47057383Found the T*rk (or churka)
>>47058154would you rather a very delicious kebabor a very wet mattress?
shanhai shanhai shanhai shanhaihourai hourai hourai hourai
>>47052878Like doll, like dollmaker
I wanna hang out with alice's goliath dollshe seems cool
>>47063911Honestly Alice seems like she would be fantastic in the bedroom, so long as you have the common sense to tell her that as wonderful her dolls are, she is even more wonderful.
>>47063911this is a crimesomeone should take her dolls aways
>>47065361You have to be really retarded if you want to be with Alice to call her dolls stupid
>>47063911source?
>>47065361crazy in the head, crazy in the bedhowever, you can't simply shut down alice's "sex with dolls" fetish she likes to watch men having sex with the lifelike dolls she controls. some even look very familiar to other gensokyo girls...
Doll nakadashi
>>47050082Alice would dress as a human sized doll and then try to get you to fuck her as she acts "lifeless"
>>47072937>find a giant person sized doll laying in a suggestive position >start groping it >it starts getting wet and twitching >its mAlice>mfw
>>47050158we had 3 Alice threadsalso bump
>>47065882anyone please??
>>47072963Who told of these events that would be able to quote them like that?
>>47073294of course there werealice is an expert in ban evading
>>47074988certainly not me (just so you dont ask, no, i am NOT ALICE)
>>47074964https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/my_little_sister_is_me_and_thats_troubling_ch01
>>47075098thank you
>>47072937Just make her truly lifelessShangai for life
oh great, another 2hoi tat none of the primaries care about. you are just another deluded atheist, zen is not for you
>>47075257I love this picture so much.
>>47050082>https://youtube.com/watch?v=U24_7ECyLOsWould a Shanghai doll make a good sparing partner?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8AEWjSfKdYanyone remember this?
>>47087924>MMD didn't watxhhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vGnKoG6D99k
How jealous would Alice be if she knew about this?
Allow me to light the way anons.
>>47052999Bold of you to assume Alice won't use her dolls for kinky stuff with you
>>47095551Anon is made to have sex with Alice's special dolls and then forced to describe the experience in detail while Alice watches and rubs her pussy!
>>47095520Shangai is the light of my lifeAlice is my cumrug
*Siiiiiiiiiipppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp*
>>47052878Naughty doll
>>47100022me on the bottom right
>>47090844Parsee levels of jealous
this anon >>>/a/267833061 said, there is always a doll thread up on /jp/ for people who collect cute dolls. is this the thread he meant?
>>47114540No no, you're looking for the BJD Thread (big japanese dolls) here >>47098120 They handle all the info you need for getting and caring for them. If you want dolls you can fuck you go to the Eternal Onahole Thread, and if you want dolls that are soft and huggy you go to the Fumo thread.This is a thread to the best Touhou doll Shanghai! And other dolls in Touhou I guess. Anyway, be courteous and enjoy your time on the jay.
Shangai my beloved.
>>47114657You can absolutely get a BJD that looks like Shanghai though!You can even get a doll you can fuck that looks like Shanghai!
>>47122334But i want Shangai! Only Shangai!
The most beautiful in the whole Gensokyo
>>47050082
>>47122334>You can even get a doll you can fuck that looks like Shanghai!Some day I will accomplish this
>>47150820Admirable plan.
Tightest pussy in all of Gensokyo
>>47153853Also the brightest smile!
>>47153853source?
Tea party.
>>47165344You wouldn't masturbate to a doll right?
>>47172619Of course not! It's for scientific purposes only.
Shanghai is a proper lady, she can take care of all of us.
>>47181689But she's too small for that... It'd be cruel to relegate all my chores to one doll.
>>47065885I want to give Alice all my love, and tell her she's the most wonderful girl, the only one for me! But then slowly grow to spend more and more time having sex with the dolls instead...
>>47165344anyone?
>>47183055I want a romantic date with Shanghai while Alice hides under the table
>>47188540You shall not see Shanghai being stretched beyond proportions while she moans like a dumb sow.
>>47165344bump
>>47165344I can only report that it's not on nhentai, meaning whoever searches for it will have to dig deeper all the way down to sadpanda
>>47165344>>47188540>>47194693>>47198934https://exhentai.org/g/619973/e53b7d1875/
>>47200087thanks
>>47193199I will see Shanghai be used as a tenga and there is nothing you can do about it nigger faggot.
>>47153853Hot
doll team
>>47208380The lure and kill team
>>47200087It's over
>>47211056NYOOOOOOOOOO
