Parsee is super adorable. Parsee is one of the few things that gives me joy in life. I understand her struggle. God I fucking hate other people.
Ugly.
>>47309727Mean!
>>47309722She is big girl
>>47309829She's pretty cute
>>47309722I love Parsee!
>>47309739For a second I tought this was catlice, how are they so similar.
Parsee is a good girl deep down. It's just not so obvious at a glance.Also, damn Reimu, can't a girl have hobbies?
Imagine
>>47320519If they were freshly washed, I'd be 100% down.
>>47314807that's just alice
>>47313467Los- I mean, Blondes unite!
>>47324359No, it isn't. Parsee's last spell in which she throws needles aimed at the player is called "Shrine Visit in the Dead of Night", so it probably was actually Parsee that Reimu saw.
>>47325057At this point who isn't visiting Reimu's shrine in the dead of night?
>>47325057people like to say that parsee isn't binded to her bridge nowbut underground youkai still must be always inside
>>47324389Parsee has friends though. Unlike Alice
>>47324359it could also be, cursing Reimu is an average hobby for your everyday youkai or weirdo.>>47325368>undergroundyou mean underworld? but some youkai did manage to leave hell.
>>47328829Canon lesbians!
>>47330978it was supposed to be her in the center of the picture
>>47309722Built for impregnation
she'd own kuromi merch, literally one of those menhara girls
Paru
>page 10
>>47348856Who is she jealous of in this instant?
>>47348916Well, there is another youkai that keeps 4(!) threads in the middle pages with little to no problem... There goes the blond- I mean, losers unity >>47324389
>>47348960Would she really prefer being bullied like arisu?
>>47348960Parsee should nail straw dolls behind Alice's hut
>>47349055And give arisu more friends to animate? Can you even curse to death a youkai magician?
>>47349187You won't know until you try
>>47349234Well then, Anon, Parsee needs your help. She will try to curse Alice, but the Dollmaker can't realise what's going on until it's done. You need to keep that Margatroid's company for a whole week, to keep her distracted. Parsee can count on you, right?
>>47349281Sorry, I'm not that much of a masochist. Can't she just do it while Alice is asleep? she'll know when Alice goes to sleep because she always cries very loudly right before.
>>47349303Well, Parsee certainly will find another Anon then, one that isn't a coward. She will later give that Anon a smile! Maybe even a praise! Think about, doesn't it make you jealous? Don't you hate how braver people then you accomplish something and get rewards, while you stay with nothing?
>>47349361My reward is not talking to Alice, but you know what, maybe I am that much of a masochist. I will heroically endure entertaining Alice so no one else ever has to. Besides, seeing Parsee's reaction after cursing her former "ally" will be priceless.
>>47348960is parusee jealous of alice because she samefags, ban evades and spam her disgusting threads?parsee is much better than that!
>>47348960I tought there'd be another autist she would be jealous of.
fap to parsee picture but on the last second switch the image to someone else and cum to then
>>47350355Very mean!
Middle of the hour of the ox. Well, I guess it is time to begin. Hopefully anon had kept Alice occupied...
>>47354889This plan cannot backfire for sure. Alice will be cursed and anon will come back for the smile and praises! Nothing can go wrong!
>>47354889I don't think this will work. Alice reads /jp/ all day, she will just tell anon she has to go to the bathroom and peep out the window for a bit to make sure the ritual fails.
>>47355275'Keeping occupied' includes not letting Alice go to bathroom unsupervised, I think. But we will know if Anon realised that once the week have passed.
>>47355275Now Alice gets to enjoy night after night with anon, who doesn't even like her, while Parsee fails again and again to curse her. How has this plan backfired this hard?
I fear for the health of anon. I hope he isn't too scarred from such endeavour.
>>47356850What would hurt his health, talking to Alice or what Parsee will do to him once the plan fails again?
Expecting something to change once you start instead after you finish leads to nowhere. There will be a plenty of time for self-loathing when you end and still fail.
>>47362505This time it will be different
>>47362505yo what's the source, she's looking stunning here
>>47362962https://twitter.com/GoTaGoTaY/status/1501493842133934082Enjoy.
>>47363016yum yum thanks
>>47354889>>47362505wouldn't the candle wax fall on her face? burn and hurt Parsee's cute face..
>>47365571jesus that must hurt like hell
>>47365687I had a nail go straight through my foot once, it's not *as bad* as it might seem. There's only so much pain you can feel from something like that. The worse part is that it still hurts a lot and for a long time after you pull the nail out, even if it isn't as debilitating as at first. The real problems are possible infections, long-lasting damage, and possibly disabling your ability to do anything with affected parts, at least for a while.Though as Parsee is a youkai plain ol' nails like this barely even tickle her, even the ones that go straight through the bones. She's probably just baiting for attention. A youkai equivalent of shallowly cutting yourself around the veins.
Paru butt sex
Staying undetected while nailing dolls with hammer requires quite a skill. Or a lazy shrine maiden.
>>47370350This time I will go to the bathroom with Alice to make sure she doesn't ruin it. She was weirdly ok with it.
>>47370350the shrine maiden will only move for the *clinks* in her donation box
Who have (You) been jealous of lately?
>>47371577I shouldn't talk about that stuff... already talked too much about my problems in the last thread.
When a female youkai effortlessly and savagely, usually via her ample bosom, outshines other female youkai in the onsen.
This method of cursing is deeply connected with the hashihime story. If anyone can curse a youkai magician with it, then it must be Parsee.
I'm glad to see Parsee finally has some purpose in life.
do you think Parsee has ever gone behind the Hakurei Shrine to pound nails into dolls and found Alice there already doing the same thing?
>>47378232Rude! She is armchair psychologist lately, giving counsel to other youkai underground. Cursing is more of a hobby at this point.>>47378240Maybe? I think Reimu should sell timed permits for such shrine usage to prevent any awkward situations. The profits would go for shrine maintance, so that cursing is still possible.
>>47378240Anon, you should know that Alice is inocent of most of the accusations thrown at her. She only nailed straw dolls at the back of the shrine ONCE. The proof for this is that Parsee was the one identified by Reimu, who was already biased against me, and Parsee's last spell references the ritual.
>>47378622>biased against meDon't even joke like that Anon.
>>47378622Parsee is a renowned therapist! She doesn't have the time to waste with some shrine maiden she barely knows, or has any relation at all!It's not her whose childhood was ruined by a religious freak.
Why does she molest every man who tries to enter Hell? What's her problem.?
>>47378142Nah best part is these curses are mentioned symposium to be weak to the point of non-existance and only affects the caster really. Its basically harmless and thus only is treated as a light annoyance
>>47381774Anon please, everyone knows that Parsee's mandatory penis inspection is a vital part of the security of old hell. Shes very well respected for this selfless duty, Satori and Yuugi are only too happy to let her get on with her duty!
Paizuri
>>47381774>>47381791So she's a massive slut on top of... everything else? No wonder she's alone.
Sometimes it feels like it's not going to work, despite the effort. Staying motivated is the key. And jealousy is a valid motivation.
post fat parsee
>>47384824this is the only one i'm giving
>>47381766so huggablei can almost feel her soft lumps and bridge smell
>>47385032I would hug a fat parsee and I don't care if society doesn't like it
>>47386393I am society and I don't like it.
>>47385032I will guilt trip paru into gaining alot of weight by staring at other girls while we walk together
>>47389108I don't care!Tubby Parsee is cute! Cute!
>>47385032Fat Parsee likes leaning on the bridge!
>>47389851I am fatter than a fat parsee...
>>47389982Sorry about that. Thankfully Parsee is nearly double my weight so that means it's OK for me to date her!
>>47389982It's OK patchouli I still love you
Tommorow's the last doll. If it doesn't work by then... Well, certain anon will have much explaining to do.
>>47391597It's not my fault! What am I to do, go with her into the bathroom to make sure she doesn't look out the window?
>>47391602Convince her that you like the smell or something; be creative!
imagine being parsee
>>47391681parsee, please, don't be unreasonable
>>47391597Did it work?
>>47391880Continue
It is done.Now, let's look at the catalog...
>>47329192>>46996131>>47332490>>47306604Ugh, all of Alice threads are still alive! Whole week of cursing and nothing happened! It was pointless, pointless I say!Anon, you were told to keep Alice occupied! Do you mind telling what were you doing through that whole week, beyond getting cozy with Margatroid in bathroom?
>>47398351Be a little patient, it might takes a while before those threads die.
>>47398351I'm starting to think anon caught feelings for a certain puppeteer.
>>47398373Nothing ever works, nothing is just in this world. Shrine Maiden is lazy, yet she always succeeds, unlike that black-white witch that keeps working hard. No matter what you do, there will always be others that are better, luckier, more liked, more beloved with no effort and for no apparent reason. Some exist only so others can look better in comparison. And what those unlucky souls are given by the world? Only jealousy and hatred.
who gave parsee the ethernet cable back, this is like the third time this week
>>47398391NOT TRUE>>47398414Magician youkai probably can't even be cursed. There's no shame in trying the impossible and failing.Maybe try to take revenge on her in a different way.
>>47398444She started using a VPN so Satori doesn't get those weird adds anymore, so now she has no reason to take it away again.
>>47398414Is Alice really more lucky than Parsee?
>>47398872In a certain way, maybe? 'Bad luck is still luck' or something like that.
>>47309722I'm happy that something makes you happy.
>>47398414and who told you they deserve to fail, or you deserve to succeed?tsk, tsk, parsee-chan. so close, yet so far...
>>47398351You forgot one. >>47397435. So really, Alice has only become more popular thanks to those curses...
>>47400925popular? please anon, you must be new. everyone knows alice creates all those threads. and the mods do nothing!
>>47400935So why doesn't Parsee create more threads? Is she just lazy?
>>47389888That Bridge is most certainly not going to survive her leaning on it
>>47400990Then she can lean on me!
>>47400944Because Parsee hates lying. Much negative can be said about jealousy, but it stems from your autentic desires, not some deception.Unlike puppetry, which is an art of peddling inanimate as facsimile of life.
>>47401038So Parsee is an honest girl, that's really sweet. You know, I think Alice and Parsee have a lot in common. They play with curse dolls, they have trouble expressing their feelings to other people, they're blondes, they have negative reputations and hopeless hopes when it comes to dating. Have they considered just being friends?
>>47401046parsee does not have enough therapeutical training to deal with alice.
>>47401046They could have been friends, but Alice decided to have FOUR THREADS all to herself.
