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>>47695866Just what you need on a long ride.
>coworker walks in on you watching the office weirdo suck a realm banana>you both look at him from the corners of your eyes>it explodes daffy duck style and gets sticky white juice on everybody
>>47695866As much as I'd love to, $100 for a bottle milk is an extreme price.
>give little mindflayer a piggyback ride>she shoves her tentacles in my ears and takes control over my body>get piloted as if I were some sort of a mech
>>47695381Tentacle suction is MUCH stronger, they're just shy and keep apologising for overstimulating you even though they don't stop.
>>47695914I'm pretty sure that's not a dollar sign
>>47695978Make robot noises! Go zoon, zoon, zoon as you walk!
a comprehensive and definitive list of where lich wears underwear:>the beach>
>>47696095I prefer melons being crushed between big muscular thighs, but this Sahu seems pretty into it
>>47696095But that isn't underwear, that's a bikini. The actual list is>
>Go on another 3 AM writing bender>Wake up, see what i wrote last night> “Tell me sweetheart, do you like milk. Those younger women couldn’t provide you with much at all. I however.” She takes the breadstick and slides it down into her breastpocket. “Could give you all you wanted.”What am i even doing with my life
>>47696532thinkin bout them breadsticks
>>47696554You know, Fazolis has infinite free breadsticks!
>>47696532Keep cooking.
>Danuki getting turned on and horny as she reads about investment strategies
I’m going to cross the portals in the early days and introduce them to the wonders of railway. Soon there will be luxury train suites flying across the demon realm countryside, allowing couples to make love while the beauty of nature passes their windows and amenities are at their fingertips
>>47696532A man could live off bread and milk.
>>47696874Based anon. Hope a whole village of cyclops runs a train on you.
>He like dogs
>>47697129I like updogs.
>The Dracolich was once a good friend of mine. Undeath has brought out the worst in her but underneath I think she's still a good person.>Please handle the situation quickly. I would prefer not to get the Royal Makai involved.
>>47697143>Make an uneasy alliance with the order to put down the undead for the good of everyone
I deserve milk
>>47697142Yes, they better than downcats.
I deserve dragons
>>47697169>throw the order into the problem>they get swallowed by the horde of undead, the dragon zombie gets the captain for herself.Happy ending and problem solved, for now a least.
>>47697129And she likes anon, which of us is the real loser?
From a friend
Say you get teleported to the MGE world.Which monster girls proactively dating you and claiming you as their husband for all eternity would constitute a "BAD END" for you?
>>47697510>all sith>Dark elves>matango>Hellhound>All horses expect whitehorns >Everything in the sea/river>Sandworm >Manticore>all gobs, porc and horc>All lamias expect apo>All dragons>All undeads>All elementalsOn top of my head but they're more
>>47697228>I deserve a husband.some dragon right now
>>47697738>wants a husband>won't even turn around to listen to the man's confession of love right behind herShe deserves to be single!
I'm going to turn the chessboard around.I'm going to have a pizza delivered to a cheshire cat- but when she opens it, it's going to be my ass!
>>47697998If each tentacle has its own brain, kind of, then does that mean they all have their own taste in aesthetics?
>>47697510if it's a bad end, it wouldn't happenno need to overthink things
>>47697917>Spend weeks trying to find a dark mage, witch, or lich to help you with this plan.>Eventually track down a dark mage who gets the joke.>Rigs up whatever magic or rituals or ritual magic needed to make this work.>Requires your butt to be placed through a square at the right moment.>Ends up being 15 very weird minutes of your nekkid butt just hanging out, waiting.>Finally the pizza gets delivered.>Show Chesh your ass.>Cheshire pulls you the rest of the way through the pizza hole.>"Whatever, got ass."
>>47698023Looks like anon went too grimdark. Imagine being forced to have sex with a mamono that you didn't find sexy. Total nonsense. What's next, minor conflict and struggle?
BRUSHY BRUSH
Dear mamono,Please break into my home and rape me.Also, I am monogamous so first come, only served!Love,Anon
>>47698082if you want to be sad, pick something that's not MGE if you don't want to be relentlessly mocked
>>47698103But anon likes the designs.
>>47695860Hope you had a hebi weekend anonsRemember to kiss your wife daily. You never know how much it would make her day even better.
>>47698199what if i sex her daily instead?
>>47697510There are no bad ends>>47698082Doesn't happen.>b-but muh conflictDon't care. Now, BEGONE!
>>47698099Perfect hebi bait
WHAT CRIMES DO I HAVE TO COMMIT TO BE THROWN INTO THE SNAKE PITS?!
>>47698211That's the next step And after that you impregnat her daily
>>47698255you cant preganante snakes daily you doofus
>>47698240you jump off the diving board
>>47698240Any or no crime really, you could even throw yourself in. You could steal a bread or plot to turn every building in the realm into a boring offce and force mamono to go throught he tedium of a 9-5, once you hve been catched you will be executed my coiling on the snake pit.
>POV: Apophis knew you were the spy all along
>>47698287>You could steal a breadI will run the nearest bakery, steal the entire stock just so i get thrown into the meanest ball of snakes ever
>>47698273Don't understimate on some of them can give birth over a night after one creampie.
>>47698216>Doesn't happen.Anything can happen in a 4chan thread.
>>47695860Sex with vampires (and other undead)
>>47698376Sex with a horde of zombies after i clumsily fall down and get caught
>>47698392Anon has fallen and he can't get up!
>>47698228I would absolutely a hebi. Just imagine bathing her in oil and then polishing her scales. So relaxing. And then she'd be really shiny!
If every monster abandoned a demon realm cause it sucked, would it eventually revert to a non demon realm barren wasteland? If so could it be halted by having 1 monster girl still living there?
>>47698287Can I have the pit of scorpions instead?
>>47698722I want to see an Ushi-Oni VS Girtbauiliulu fight each other
>>47698722>It's basically just 1 lonely, middle-aged scorpion lady.>She's in the pit all by her lonesome, ever since those snakes did their pit and advertised the hell out of of it.>Really excited to see you, but trying (badly) to hide it.
>>47698754No! Bug-on-bug violence is wrong. Bugs are for lewding, not violence.
I love being completely consensually sent to a mamono mental hospital
>>47698796i recommend the funny farm
>>47698761Damn wily foxes with their giant floating hearts.
>>47698821She rises from the deep, still sleepy. You can tell from her red eyes.
>>47698789Only moths and butterflies for me.Also calling ushi a bug just feels wrong.
>>47698882People call anything in the order arthropoda that walks on land a bug.
>>47698927And that's bullshit. Crabs are bugs too.
>>47698938Yep. Crabs are bugs too. Don't care what anyone else says.
>>47698508Don't tease her scales too much. Otherwise it will turn into steamy oil sex.
>>47698508While I wouldn't a hebi, snakes in general feel nice to touch. Tail polishing does sound rewarding for everyone.
Cancers are like Soldier Beetles of the sea. They like coconuts instead of apples.
My malef is a human supremacist
>>47698946butterflies are crustaceans so sure
>>47698981>butterflies are crustaceansNo they're not?
>>47698615Impregnate slime girls
>>47698949>steamy oil>oil starts smoking at 230°C That is a very hot snake.
>>47699001Well, of course, Miss Hebi is a very hot snake.
Can't spell butterfly without BUTT.As in, big insect ASS.
>>47698991it turns out things diverged from crab before returning to crab
>>47699009Its all fun and games until she devours an entire ant colony to achieve her butterfly form
>>47699029>devours an entire ant colonyThat's a lot of tongue action.
>>47699015Well if butterflies are crustacians then that means we are fish, which also means most animals in the planet are just worms.
>This is what bugfuckers want>>47699048https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JoEWdV7tpQ
>>47698996you wouldn't an amoeba
>>47699061pretty much
>>47699063I would, hard, i am a simple minded idiot and wish for a simple minded wife so we can do simple minded things daily like slime breeding
>>47699062Honestly very cute
>>47699062>Grabs sledgehammerGoodnight long roaches
>>47699062someone needs to draw this with Oomukade
>>47699029Wouldn't a few gallons of honey do the trick instead? Maybe throw some vegetables and fruits on top.
>>47699109True, i am just not very bright anon
I like my monsters exactly how I like my car engine, well oiled
>>47699162that body type, need more
>>47699162I prefer my waifu natural body oils instead of some cheap fragance
>>47699162oiling up monsters is a tough job but someone's got to do it
>>47699062Awww. Yes, I would an oomukade. And make so many oomukade babies.
>>47699205At least this is a normal body type to be attracted to.
>>47699218Uh, what kinda body types am I not supposed to be attracted to? In this thread, of all threads?
>>47699081Slimes are very clever girls. I taught mine tricks.
>approach troll lazing out on the beach, in the shade>grab her hand>"you've got nice hands, miss.">rub her hand against your face while smilingAt this moment, what's going through the troll's head? Does she heart pupil? Is she stunned? Or perhaps does she knock you out with her large hands because obviously no one would be crazy enough to enjoy such freakishly large hands?
>>47699278
>>47699251Women with a very small amount of muscle and around a 30% monster ratio.
>>476992783
>>47699280You should kiss her hands to both drive the point home and be more gentlemanly to her.
>>47699278>>47699081See? They learn so fast.
Do you like forward monsters or more subtle monsters?
>>47699298yeah
>>47699298I like girls that are honest about their feelings, the opposite of tsundere.
Sandy beach seggs with plants.
>>47699298Subtle in the streets, forward in the sheets. Time and a place for everything and all that.
>>47699298I like a monster who is forward, but in a fun way. Like a gargoyle who calls me Plinth or an arachne who always wants me to ride on her back, and she's constantly winking at onlookers who look aghast.
>>47699366>an arachne who always wants me to ride on her backLook, ma, I'm a drider!
Is there a tail that is more elegant and beautiful than hers?
>Start new game of Skyrim>Mino wife watching you play>Gets visibly upset when you choose any other weapon other than battleaxe or war axes
>>47699412unarmed is worth it for the suplexes
>>47699416>suplexesMy troll wife is more into souplexes.
Whenever you walk down a forest trail or go outside to the park and look up and notice a Harpy or Owl standing on a branch, they're always squatting man. Like the other day I was grilling in my back yard and I looked up and saw this Black Harpy perched atop this branch and she wasn't wearing any panties so I could literally see her vag on display under her skirt. They aren't bothered by it either. What is with these Harpies? Also help the Black Harpy is trying to break in and rape me n
>>47699446>Post-coital black harpy sees Anon's got 4chan open.>Oh, he was replying to a thread!>Does his Captcha and hits Post.>What a good wife she is!
>>47699296mood>>47699298Forward, i am too dummy with riddles
What do you think about how mamano want their children to watch their parents have sex?
>>47699470i like species where the parents teach the children how to hunt
>>47699475As in hunt for food, or hunt for a husband?
>>47699482there's a lot of overlap there
>>47699470>No abs>Skinny arms and legsNo wonder the MGE Amazon is unpopular.
>>47699520KC cannot do muscles well, not even toned stuff. Look at the mino she’s got abs but they’re awful.
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>>47699470I wouldn't let them watch, to not give them any ideas. Any more ideas than they would already have, they might be predisposed to being lewd brats if they inherit that from their mom.
>>47699609ms cheshire cat looking good
>>47699609Bug moment.
feed catnip to jinkos
>Hellhounds are indomitable >Hellhounds would never submit to a man
>>47699609I think one of the Liches posted in the thread by the artist that made this>https://imgbox.com/sCs8oAg7is missing from the archive
>>47699642I don't have enough drive and money for commissions to be a waifufag, but I imagine if I had one it would be a stoner Jinko smoking catnip.>>47699676This one >>47586470, I believe.
Would you turn a rough ogre into a refined maid?
>>47699751probably not
>>47699751I'd rather turn her into a refined ojou-sama.
>>47699721Needs more edge.
>>47699062>wife curled around our cute Oomukade childrenYeah, i want that. Also sexonding this>>47699104
Fuck angels.
>>47699751What does an ogre maid do?
>>47699809the way some scorpions and spiders piggyback their kids is cute toofluffy wolf spider pile
>>47699609Okay, which one of you degenerates started feeding a dragon burgers.
>>47699914>freckles taking her home and making her my wife
I can't stay around, Kej. I'll be out of your hair as quickly as possible.
it's nunday
>>47700012
>>47699875Why does she have a chain locked to her hand?
>>47700000HOLY CHECKED
>>47700065that nice guard gave her a bracelet last time she was in town
>>47700065Anon broke her out of imprisonment just to have her taste his homemade burgers.
>>47700069Elves strike again.
Can a monster girl sense if a man is depressed or is suicidal.
>>47700094A bogey unit has been sent to your location. Do not resist.
>>47700094Yes
>>47700094Yes but they can suck the semen out so it's no big deal.
>>47700069>replying to spam
>>47700108Random monster girl images are the best.
>>47700054Blueberry sisters would make me go to church.
>>47700094The manticore usually figures it out when you tell her to just kill you quickly.
>>47700108It's not spam if it never gets deleted or otherwise stopped.
>>47700107now my humors are in balancethanks mamano mana
>>47700136Jannies are infallible and hardworking after all.
>>47700094>Just about mcfucken had it with the human world when all of these portals begin opening>Two large black furred paws snatch me through>My eyes begin to adjust to the darkness, I guess I am in a cave somewhere but I can't move since this creature is just enveloped me like some sort of weighted blanket>She speaks some sort of infernal speech that sounds like it belongs in a LOTR movie but it's oddly soothing and sensual>It may be jarring to be snatched out of my world but surely it can't be worse in this dark pit with some creature who loves snatch me from the human world.
>>47700164>centipede goes to party>her feet hurt>all of them>these guys don't even know dragons fear her
>>47700099>Water goes down wrong pipe >Monsters assume I’m choking and immediately try mouth to mouth resuscitation>Stub my toe >Monsters assume I broke my foot and now need to be cared for >Paper cut >Monsters get out the gauze and alcohol swabs. Vampires and dhampirs licking their lips >Get dust in my eye making me tear up >Monsters assume I’m sad and in need of cheering up
>>47700194i dont think that's proper maid attire
>>47700200Yeah, missing the maid frills on the bikini bottom
>>47700200she got the wrist cuffs and headpiece
Go balls deep into the Deep Ones.
>>47700012If echidnas gave gospel i would be instantly converted
>>47700194
>>47700252Which deep ones are we talking about here? fish? eldritch creatures?
>>47700265
Horc
>>47700265I miss Barb posting art in the thread, specially the one inspired by the thread
>>47700273The Deep ones are a race of fish/human hybrids in the lovecraft canon, so strange mermaids living in the bottom of the ocean
>>47700260i want snakeprints dented on my skin after being heavily coiled in snakechurch
>>47700306She really wanted to wrangle the sins out of you uh?
>>47700303BABIDI MINION?!
Reminder that fucking bugs is hip
>>47700303Sex Friends
>>47700277Shog does NOT have legs. Those are FAKE. It's NOT true.
My special power given to me upon becoming a hero is the ability to magically always be behind a target once they come under the effect of my ability. My ability is limited to one target at a time only but it is extremely effective, no matter how much they try to look behind themself, I will still always magically be behind them, and I can beat them up from behind and land as many sneak attacks as I want with impunity.There is no way a Monster will be able to defeat me when I use this ability.
>>47700622tritonia hard counter
>>47700622Sea slug bait.
>>47700622>use this ability to fight the evil lilim>she doesn't even try looking behind herself she just leans back and presses her ass into your crotch and pins you to a wall>since she won't look behind herself your own ability is keeping you behind her and thus trapped with her ass grinding into you
>>47700598Shog with legman Mastah needs to have legs.
My hero ability is the power to turn myself into a vapor of air at will, making me intangible and untouchable, so Monsters can't get me.
>>47700655Wonderworms do inhale.
>>47700655*INHALES*
My hero ability is that I explode. That's it, I fucking explode and die. It's a one time use and the Wisps keep telling me they'll grab me the moment I use it.... considering running into a Danuki bank and using it right on top of their money in the vault just to spite them.
>>47700655>Vaccuum cleaner>Cool until liquid>Deposit into panties
I don't have any power. I'm not a hero. Nobody notices, me, not even monsergirls. I go about my life, doing ordinary things. This is the only true way to avoid getting proactively dated.
This is where men belong.
My power is that I can look at a monster and say what her exact age is. Hags fear me.
>>47700791Oh yeah, how old is this fine specimen?
>>47700801Built for breeding
>>47700801Light tips were fashionable about 50 years ago for kikis, so mid 60s. She may be much much older, as these trends tend to resurface every few centuries.
>>47700818There's no way my beloved meido is that old! Surely she's still in her 20s. No, you must be mistaken. Kikis don't lie. There's no way she would have deceived me right?... right?!
My power is to give people mild electrical shocks, but I dress is up as something else by shouting things like ANONS GREATER STERILITY or CURSE OF THE BARREN WOMB
my power is that I am very soft and absorbant. I get a lot of lewd and funny looks from sweaty monsters while at the gym.
>>47700830She's 20 in kiki years.
My power is being completely invisible to women.
My power is that I scare off all members of the opposite sex with my appearance. I don't even have to try. I just show up, and they scatter like cockroaches.
>>47700854It's okay, she sees you.
Imagine dragons.
>>47700845dont understand monster sweat
>>47700880Monsters sweat in response to high temperatures or intense physical activity.
>>47697510Any type of mushroom/fungus girl, any type of ethereal girl, alps, skeletons, cait siths, and any type of slime. Those are the bad ends. I could make it work with any other girl.
>>47700887good to know
>>47700880follow your nose
>>47700873https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKX2TrVebGw
Monster girl thread more like gacha images general
>>47701052>taking issue with images of monster girls being posted???
Monster girl thread more like horc thread
Monster girl thread more like anal sex thread
Fox hag sex, nudist beach edition.Short smut, not much else. It's as raunchy as it gets, or at least as i could manage, in case you aren't interested in that type of thing.https://archiveofourown.org/works/58634314
>>47701061Yes, anons are having issue with non-/jp/ monster girls being posted on /jp/, you are very bright to notice that
>>47701149Does it have anal sex?
>>47701198It does not.
>>47701204Does it have a sexy potato in a bikini?
>>47701084It's a horc general!
>non-/jp/ monster girls posted on /jpSuch cope holy shit. Literally saying something retarded like "monster girls are not monster girls" like that.
P'orc > H'orc
>>47701240>>47701236Gimme the big pig
>>47701240D'orc > P'orc > H'orc
>>47701245How big?
>>47701251No bigger than 8ft.Width negotiable.
>>47701245
Praise the goddess.
>>47701232A what?
>>47701240>>47701246I'm sure I can convince you of horc
>>47701271You heard me.Sexy.Potato.In a bikini.I heard she's got her eyes on me!
>>47701240I'm a fan of all of the hordes of Sauron, Trolls and Goblins included
There's a bear in the air.
>>47701297You can keep them distracted, I'll be going straight for the big lady in charge.
>>47701240Fat pig thighs
Imagine being a dragon rider before and after the change>going through your morning routine when your dragon says they're not feeling too good>you stop what you're doing to check on them, but before you can do anything the dragon collapses and transforms into a naked woman>you pause, not knowing what just happened or why>but before either of you have time to think about it, the dragon-girl decides it's her turn to ride you
Breed elves.
>>47701447Would if I could
>This mg is 5 commits ahead of, 12 commits behind
How many p'orcs for the ideal harem size?
>>47701664As many as you want
>>47701061>>47701237You mean straight up /vg/ reposts with absolutely no context like>>47701261https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/490550858/#490563757which he apparently started spacing away because people were calling these out when he was reposting them only minutes after they were originally posted
>no oni kouhai teasing me for being smaller and weaker than her
>The portal opens up and monster girls start going through.> All they see is death and ruins. >The monster girls try to find survivors of whatever happen.
Too sad.>The portals open on Halloween.>Humans think there are lots of REALLY GOOD Sexy _____ costumes this year.>Mamono are basically all over themselves with glee at humanity's enthusiasm.>Next day a lot of human men are fuckin' PANICKING.
>>47701802Not me though. I'll be happily cuddling with my feeted wife.
>>47701918Undefeeted wife, eh?
Dead
>>47701716Try an oni kouhai that's smaller but stronger than you.
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>>47701918I think I see what you mean.
>>47701447Elt > Ros
>>47702003oni sempai that's bigger but weaker then you.
>>47702133I know a big Oni who has a pretty big weakness...cuddles
>>47702151Ushi Onis deserve all cuddles
>when you try to tell your minotaur wife that swords are superior to battleaxes
Man why did I end up on this world full of (unattractive) demons.
>>47702236Classic minotaur going for the overhead slam. I'm going to jump forward and slot my head into her underboob cleavage
>>47702247>She follows through with the swing>The axe hits you from behind pushing you even further into her cleavage, causing you to get stuckAll according to plan right?
>>47701716I want a Oni kouhai that has zero respect for my seniority and instead acts like my onee-san
>>47702247I think the correct move is to jump up and kiss her midair
>>47702279hitbox too wonky, it'll almost never work
>>47702307But when it works, 1hit KO every time.
>>47702236I like swords, but hot damn does it feel good to have the weight of something like a sledgehammer in your hands.
>>47702320The weight of her boobs is also pleasant in your hands!
I hate cats so much, I don't know why people are so obsessed with these shit fucking creatures.
>>47702337Toxoplasmosis mostly
The weight of the boobs hats the anon.
>>47702337tom
>>47700012That it is.
>go to the beach to relax>minor milk deities dancing on the water, giving you fetishes for body parts that men are not supposed to have fetishes for>mersharks circling in the water with their fins sticking out>harpygulls soaring overhead looking for exposed food and skin to dive on>nereids making really tall waves to try to wash you away, also disguising as ordinary women and offering you ice cream while dripping it on their tits>sea sahu staring with just her eyes above the water>actually three sea sahus staring>maybe more>cancers scuttling back and forth with deceptive patrol patterns and huge FoVs>sea slimes getting washed up on the surf and crawling towards you for moisture>mermaids perching on the breakwater boulders and ~la-la-laaaa~ing with every big wave>go into the showers to read a magazine in peace>posse of pyrow surfer girls surround you and bully you
fishing lvls?
>>47702482me being distracted by efficient infrastructure
No but really, fuck cats, shitty little vermin. Little faggot felines pop at you and bite you over nothing and kill the ecosystem by murdering everything they see and then beg you for food. Annoying little evil bastards. Cats ruined catgirls for me and I wouldn't trust catgirls to be any better than the shitty rodents they're based on. Fuck cats in all forms. I hate those fucking things and always will.
>>47697510any of the insects
The house shrieks late at night sometimes and it keeps me up. My shoggoth maid explained that's just how older houses are, but it still bothered me so she got me this all in one noise cancelling eye mask to sleep with. The mask itself is incredibly high tech thanks to its built in temperature regulation system that makes it always cool to the touch in the summer and nice and warm in the winter, and instead of terminating in an elastic loop around your ears, it ends in ear plugs and is anchored in place that way. I was skeptical at first, but she was adamant that it was better for a person's ears than the elastic, and I have to say that I'm a believer. Once you inset them into your ears, they expand to completely fill the cavity and block out every single noise, but they also double as normal earphones because she recorded herself humming some gentle lullabies that start to play once I put the mask on. The earphones are so good that I'd swear there's no actual noise coming out of them and the sound is coming from inside my own head.All in all, it's a 10/10 and I love my maid very much for being so thoughtful.
>>47702575Seething rodent hands typed this post.
>>47702575You just hate superiority
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.instead, remember that telling a lolimander to come back when she's stronger is a good way to get yourself a rival.That or to have a beefcake salamander show up on your doorstep a decade later to throw down.
>>47702439Is this before or after a rather unruly wave leaves you entangled in a very clingy piece of flow kelp?
Is there any art of a Hellshire? I'm debating comming some. That or a Heavenshire for that heavenly cat grin
>>47702997yeah
>>47702997Now I want a wonderland Hellhound, her and cheshy can bully both my body and mind.
>>47702997Heavenshire sounds more appealing
worcestershire
Fun fact : Siamese cat are now to act like dog and choose a human caretaker for life in a household
Ratatoskr tightly hugging her big fluffy tail.
>>47703222I don't understand you, anon.
>>47702120>Rosshe straight up sprits into you in your proposal
>>47703310Yeah. I fucked up. Time for bed
>>47702798I wanna squeeze into her chest and see what dimension I end up in when she shuts it on us.
>>47703296Staples squirrels
squirrel but gremtech dumped a bunch of hazardous mana waste into the river and that got into the trees and into the nuts so she's a supervillain
>>47703342Staples, the office supply store, is an excellent place to find ratas shopping as they often need to buy supplies for their jobs. An aspiring rata collector could easily get a jumpstart on his collection. Just beware that there are likely lonely office monsters of other races also present. If you aren't careful, the hunter could quickly become the hunted.
I'm sorry I shot you with a harpoon gun, miss mershark, but you shouldn't have startled me like that.
>>47703415undead mersharks are twice as hungry
>>47703415Now you must heal her and take care of her
>>47703423>>47703424Unicorn vs lich story path is a divisive issue.Either way you will be eating shark pussy.
>>47697510Anything non trans-hag.t. enlightened transhagganist
>>47703429Eating pussy disgust me deeply. It's unhealthy and unhygienic even she's really clean.
>be you on your beach vacation>want to explore the coral reef but it's too deep for your snorkel>no sea bishops or umi oshos around to give a temporary blessing>a girl's voice gets your attention>it's a mershark lying down in the sand with her fishebutt getting lapped at by gentle waves>says she'll breathe through her gills and mouth-to-mouth the air to you while you're underwater>you can explore as much as you like at any depth>insists that it's a courtesy around these parts and she'll happily let you go afterwards. she just loves to help people and would cherish the honor of being of assistance to a poor humanWell...?
>>47703479Seems legit to me, I remember Peter Pan did this in Hook
>>47703479Spit out an excuse and try to joke about not being able to focus on the reef in a torrent of words. I then scamper away with all the bravado and pride a man can muster.
>>47703462You should probably see a therapist about your ocd
>Manticore supposed to be man eating pussy>Marry manticore and you are a man eating pussy??
>>47703516Sometimes you gotta give back
>>47703516I'd eat tail pussy.Don't let the manticores know that.
>>47703508No, it's the dirtiest part of the body and you want to put your mouth near it. I'm not mentally ill
>>47703531I can't tell if a Manticore would be disturbed, confused, amused, or aroused if a guy started making out with her tail instead of sticking his dick in there.
>>47703630How about all of them at the same time?
>>47699554Thats what I did my own. At least KC confirmed there are many muscular amazons.
>>47703664
>>47703664I'd feel really appreciated and loved with a big Amazoness wife
I just got raped by a dog and nobody cared the commuters just walked past me and mamono police just laughed me off
>>47703746If you could still pay attention to the commuters then the dog didn't rape you well enough. Go back to her and demand she rape you better next time.
>>47703746"Dog rapes man" is just a normal day. "Man rapes dog" would be noteworthy though.
>>47703754Nah, plenty of that happens too.
yeah if the 8ft tall muscular raging dog monster that is more or less the biological answer to the question 'how much rape can we fit into an organism' tried to rape me i think I could handle her.
>>47703531>New manticore hunting tactic>Sit in trees out of sight and dangle tail pussy down>Only a matter of time before some human decides to stick his tongue or his dick in it
Imagining dragons into existence
>>47703504>wait! we could build castles instead!>someone left their molds, and look at this tiny shovel, isn't it hilarious?>the only thing is we'll have to stay near the water so I don't dry out>I'll block the surf with my tail!>*slaps fishethighs* this bad girl can fit so much blubber in it!>that's right, closer...
>>47703767Instructions unclear I licked tentacle pussy instead. There are so many pussies sticking out from the vegetation it is hard to tell which is which.
>>47703767>notice manticore tail hanging from the ceiling>notice conveniently placed explosive barrel>roll explosive barrel into manticore tail>manticore tail grabs explosive barrel>wait a few seconds>explosion>stunned manticore falls from the ceiling
>>47703767I want to see an image of a manticore doing this with an angler hat and a beer cooler
>>47703792based environmental puzzler
>>47703767You mean like barnacles in half life?
>>47703805That's the joke, don't wear it out
>>47703763Waterbottle and a a rolled up newspaper is enough to defeat helldog
>>47703767If i were a human i'd tie a box of chocolates to her tail and then tug on it so she brings it up so i could romance the manticore.
>>47703837Eros wants to know your location
>>47703892Also, chubby manticores.Chubby manticores want to know your location!And that they prefer dark chocolate!
Would you your favorite mamono if she was chubby?
>>47703926Sex burns fat fast, it's not an issue
>>47703926Yes.
>>47703926Nope, fat is a deal breaker
>>47703926Fat is gross
>>47703926Full-blown fat would be a dealbreaker, but chubby I'm fine with. I'm into that Mommy thing, so a chubby mamono who calls me her good boy slots together well.
>>47703926No, fat is disgusting.
Would you your favourite mamono if she chewed loudly?
I view this as roughly the MOST chubby a lady can be. After that it gets into really unhealthy-looking territory.
>>47703979That just means she gives great sloppy.
>>47703926>only chubby It's OK I can fix that
Chubby just means you can con her into trying an all cum diet.
>>47703926can't say no to a chubby elf or any elf for that matter
>>47702817>remember that telling a lolimander to come back when she's stronger is a good way to get yourself a rival.Taking her under your wing right away is a good way to get a daughterstudentwife.
What if your favourite mamono was a cow?
>>47704100But Anon, my favorite mamono IS a cow!
I'm genuinly surprised at how many of you would miss out on an oportuity for true love just because the other person was a bit unatractive.
>>47704142Are you really, though? Here, on a thread aimed at men who are not capable of navigating adult human relationships?
>>47703313>proposalEltolinde is grabbing hands right from her second event
>>47704142Gee anon, you sure told us. Now go back to your 3DPDs, I'm sure the fat ones all have nice personalities.
>>47704142I know what I want so no I won't settle for less. I'm ok with dying alone and unloved it's already what's await me
>>47704100She used to be part of the zombie farm.
How will you approach your wife?
I will preserve my virginity. No monster girl will steal it from me!
Nothing revitalizes a man like a little bit of gentle brainwashing. Gotta clean your mind regularly.
>>47704413She approach, I retreat
I will preserve my virginity, that is to say I will find a thick strawberry alraune or strawberry slime and lose it to her
>>47704419Put it in the bank.
>>47704433Booze already gill this niche >>47704434You want to please the hunter, that's nice of you
>>47704441>he wants to fuck strawberries
>>47704441I would jam it in a blackcurrent claustro.
>>47704469I know, right? Blueberries is where it is at.
>>47704413i will climb on her back
greenberries.
>>47704511Pop their cherries.
Post pictures that will keep me awake
>>47704622
Why do fairies like sex in the shoe box?Why not sex on the (relatively) gigantic bed.
>>47704622No. Go to sleep.
quintuple gremtech's budget or we will unleash the robocows
what is the overlap between anons thatr like mge and anons that like Yukino Minato?
>>47704892No, I will invest in the mekot start up
>>47697422Sambat?
>>47697422Damn, that's extremely pettable bat. I want to rub my fingers on those fluffy ears
>>47705000Eros tiger?
>>47705000the erosite jinko, the quintessential lapcat.
>>47704622Look outside, retard.
>>47705024I'd love to sit on her lap.
>>47705000She's a battle maniac. Both in bed and otherwise
>>47704142Just because anons want a girl that unconditionally loves them doesn't mean they are in any way worthy of that love.
>>47705090maybe mara would be a better fit
>>47705101True and? Some are here just to make life easier.
>>47705131I don't understand you.
>>47704153I am really. Thought people here wouldn't be so superficial against mamono, even if they are against women, but hey, at least now i know.
>>47705138Of course you don't, mick, since you are subhuman.
>>47703926Question makes no sense. She wouldn't be my favorite if she was chubby in the first place.Are you really so shallow that you can't understand that? Jeez, mr. virgin.
>>47705138I badly expressed my self. We find solace in MGE, we don't deserve mamonos but the thought of her being real and still liking us for who we are is enough to make it an another day.
>>47705146Did you really get so bothered by the idea that a monster girl would judge you for having a bad personality?
>>47705081>be on a meeting at work, presenting about something>e!jink creeps up behind you, notices that she is on the camera and waves>you don't see, since you're showing off a demo> jink picks you up mid sentence, sits in your chair, and sits down again with you in her lap>sigh and adjust your camera to face you while she smells your hair, picks at your clothes and gives you an occasional lick>continue demonstration
>>47705166this.the fun in the fantasy is receiving a little grace.getting more then I deserve, when I don't think I could ever truly deserve someone who would love me the way i see in my dreams
>>47705215Exactly, you put words were I cannot. It's also an inspiration to do better for a lot of anons.
>>47704908I like his art style, but a lot of his stuff is too rapey for my liking, I do like his mind control stuff tho
>>47704622She's coming
sorry yeti. no hugs. only sitting next to each other watching a romance movie on a rainy evening under the blankets. no hugs!
>man I'm glad I entered this mamono realm a whole world of adventures await me-!No.This is how you gonna end up losing to lvl 1 succ
>>47705284b-big succ...are all level 1 succs this big?
>>47705284That succ is way too big to be lvl 1.
>>47705294succs are normal sized, you are just a scared little boy who needs succubus correction
>>47705295maybe she's level 5
I spend all my nights reading Monster girl stuff on ao3. I like the stories where they do good world building on how mamono society works and social issues like how some monster girls are mad there are not enough men around or what not and what not. Makes it interesting. :)
>>47705333I like the ones where an OC comes to lead humanity against the monster threat.
>>47705101Hey, to me, loving mamono is an oportunity to make eachother better. I don't think about deserving or not, we'll iron out kinks and then enjoy a happy life together. Having her not be my ideal mamono in terms of looks at the start because of minor things isn't a concern, but to each their own i guess.
>>47705294>>47705295What are you really gonna think that monstergirls gonna lie to you about her level? Come on now
>>47705333have you ever thought about how, everlasting true love aside, monster girls would make life better?
what level do lesser succ evolve into succ?
>>47705360Ten men for succubus, ten hundred for succubus lord, ten thousand for succubus queen.
>>47705284Using pixie dust/size magic on heros before they enter low level areas
>>47705371monster girl bounty hunter (proactive matchmaker) who uses a crossbow loaded with live pixies to inflict pixie dust on heroes from a distance.also launches matango spores to incapacitate boys
>>47705371Nobody ever expects that the teleporter exit would be a different size from the teleporter entrance.
>>47705331>level 5
>>47705284monsters get so weird when you insist you can bathe yourself
Happy Labor Day, Americans! Post mamono doing leisure activities!
>>47705355Of course, monster girl society in most writers' writings are utopias
>>47705428
>>47705437>Monster Girl Society>Nothing but the absolute creme de la creme of mamonos.>Miss Dhampir says you two are gonna sneak into one of their soirees and wreck up the place.>Says you two need to learn how to fit in first.>Training montage ensues.>Manners and etiquette>Dance>MORE manners and etiquette>MORE dance>It's exhausting, but eventually you make it through.>Night of, it's just 3 hours of her Miss Dhampir arguing with her mom, LOUDLY, in public, about she's sick of not getting invited.>Ssiiiiiiiiighhhh.
>>47705437But think of what they could be>mandatory matchmaking>blasting loli porn on the tv>sith sensitivity classes>breaking up any large group of single men>getting a state assigned wife if you hit 30
>>47701232
I thought I found Bigfoot but it turns out it was just a mountain troll.
>>47705491I do like a mix of dystopia and utopia with my monster girl ficts I read. It's the perfect setting for the monster girl world is when they have control of the government and use it by monster girls for monster girls. While making sure every human is sure to live a good life.
>>47705471You can always go with Miss Lich. She won't make you take etiquette classes
>>47705598>good life>pump pump pumpIt could be worse.
>>47705642>pumoing iron with your mino wife every day at the gym.>go from scrawny nerd to easily being able to lift herA good life indeed.
>>47705617Miss Lich prefers to leave social matters to her wight assistant, formerly known as her zombie minion.
>>47705642That is only the view of someone who interviewed a jubjub about what her perfect world would be.You need a more representative sample than 1000 jubs anon.
>>47705687What's that got to do with those two wererabbits you posted?
>>47705697True. You need at least 2000 jubs to get an accurate result.
>>47705642it's not everything but it's a damn good start
>>47705713How will we ever get 2000 jubs to interview?
>>47705729a really really really big net
>>47705642I do data entry, anon. Semen pump is a vast improvement. God I wish they were real.
>>47705795If you want a picture of the future imagine an excel spread sheet getting filled... forever.
>>47705795Not just semen pumping. Semen pumping into a pussy.
>>47705255>Yeti calls in a favor from her Yuki onna friend>you’re snowed in after the movie>now you have to spend the cold night together hugging each other
>>47705795>data entryNo anon, having virtual sex with your succuvirus is not a job, no matter what fancy words you use to describe it.>>47705795
>>47705862how do you have virtual sex?bluetooth onahole?
>>47705882Doesn't have to be bluetooth, but yeah. Realistic torso model with pressure sensors + vr goggles
>>47705642>>47705598It's exactly what I hate the most and why I will live in my own kingdom or in a human kingdom who tolerate most mamonos. To each their own I guess
>>47705908Most mamono have hobbies and jobs outside of fucking anon, else stuff like the cafe or the maid academy wouldn't exist. Even inside mamono realms.
>>47705904>>47705882it's a stopgap until either she manifests in an automaton body or tron-beams you into the computer. the latter is far more rape.
>>47705928Yes and? I just don't want to live in a matriarchy
>>47705928Imagine this myth>cafe?Where you drink tea mixed with semen>maid academyHow to serve a man(with sex).It's all sex, all the time.
Join the Fox Sabbath
>>47705882When she gets powerful enough she can animate the cables and use them as tentacles.
>>47705953>>47705955I see there is no interest in good faith discussion then.
>>47706006Bioluminescense means stranger danger!
>>47706010talk to crazy people get crazy answersi'm more of a mootriarchy guy anyway
>>47706010I'm not trolling, what was described before was a monster girl society, ruled by monster girls where men have no agency. Monster girls having hobbies doesn't mean anything
>>47706086It's not what i said or argued though. I'm just saying whike there might be stuff like that, there is plenty of more normal mamono realms where people live like in a normal society, even if it's mamonofied to be somewhat sexual, it doesn't have to be all rape and no humam rights.
>haha you eat burgers? xdxd>Yes.
>>47706086>men have no agencyLies! I've joined the Mamono Army Auxiliary Corps and I bake cookies (ANY KIND I WANT) and write letters (ANY CONTENT I WANT) to provide comfort to lonely mamono far from home.SO THERE, ASSHOLE.
>>47706122Chadderwock
Can i have a Heaven Hound?
>>47706010>good faith discussionThis has become a great dogwhistle to say strict interpretation of mge and mge only.
>>47706109My bad, I misunderstood your post in that case, sorry
I want to be reborn and have an annoying younger sister/childhood friend that gets turned into a malef and now has a god complex to booth (with power to back it up).
>>47706199Cry about it, Mick.
>>47706254I want sex
>>47706109>it doesn't have to be all rape and no humam rights.I like to think the cat kingdom is.
>>47706304You think you do, but you don't.
Dont go to any dark elf queendoms
>>47706255Did you just... Is he allowed to do that?
Don't go to any rapehound rape alleys. Or do, i'm not the boss of you.
>>47706379But the locals are so friendly.
i'll simply use pixie dust to shrink myself and sneak past the hellhound guard.
>>47705598Kinda makes me want to read something where portal day isn't just an endless torrent of rape flowing through the streets, but full of peaceful, if tense, diplomatic parties and extremely eager monsters that barely hold themselves back learning about local customs and laws, appearing on tv, pissing women off with their looks, danukis trying to find out how to legally purchase land and set up companies here, some mamonos trying to get elected, all around creating a lot of commotion just by showing up.The really big monsters and the really small ones would have it tough at first, I'd imagine.
I'll simply use pixie dust to shrink the hellhound guard.
>>47703401Cute rata in her little office suit!
>>47706371
>>47706379Don't worry I won't.
Do we still colorize here??been gone a long timedecided to get back at it
Anons, I request you show me your dorkiest monster girls.
Kemonokko Tsuushin ~Hebi Musume Naja~
>>47706597I regret to inform you that all mamono pics I have are of mamono who are either "very cool" or "ultra cool."
Hopefully should be done in a month or so only have 5 pages doneWish there was more of these other girls
>>47706254Imagine being an orphan in an Order country that was just conquered by the malef empire, and when you think it can't get any worse you're captured and brought before the empress herself. You fully expect her to eat you but instead she adopts you and introduces you to her daughter, who says you're going to be her prince some day.
>>47706495I miss her. She was cute.
>>47706597Monstergirls aren't dorky. They're strong, hot, and an average 50 lvls bigger than you. (Lilims don't count)
>>47705284Succ but instead of stealing your levels she steals your size.
>>47706673How horrifying.
>>47706379But the nice travel agent lady that helped me book my flight said the annual harvest festival is a great time to wonder the bazaars there!
>>47705360Keep cumming in her and find out.
>>47706597
>>47706656Why do i find sad, desperate monstergirls with signs attractive? I couldn't possibly say no to this cute blueberry
The kiki I ordered looks awfully like a hellhound in a maid costume...
>>47706999And your complaint is...?
>>47707002Will this 'kikimora' do as I ask her?
>>47707020Yeah, sure.
>>47707023That's not a very convincing answer...I'm gonna go order her around a bunch so she knows who is in charge, just in case. Maybe even pull her tail to establish dominance.
>>47707020If she doesn't you could always use the contract of obedience you made with her the first time she arrived at your house.
>>47707042"But Anon, she was holding an Uno reverse card when she arrived at my house!"dun Dun DUUUN!
You now have foxoplasmosis.
>>47707042I rolled the paper up and bonked her on the head with it. Thats how you tame dogs, right?
>>47706597Hebis are bunch of romantic dorks
>>47706594>>47706611>>47706668A rare tripfag
>>47707066Damn nine-tailed fox rubbing her tails over everything and spreading her fur.
>>47707066You make it sound like a bad thing
>>47707068Well, if you didn't get raped after doing it, i guess it worked.Pretty sure the contract is made through magic, not paper, so i don't know what you hit her with, but it wasn't a contract of obedience.
Drink.
>>47707214Water.
>>47707214i only drink shog and shogbeer
>>47707249I'm a shogaholic.
>>47707249Your opinions on shogloaf?
>>47707295most important meal of the daycant start my day without shogloaf and shogbeer
>>47707295Shoglicious
>>47707325You can't just replace a few letters in a word with "shog" and have it make sense.
>>47707364Yes I can
>>47707364Those are perfectly shogulent words.
>>47707364sure i canim typing on my shogboard to answer your dumb post on 4shog while eating shogchips
>>47707391>>47707394>>47707420Die. All of you.
>>47707433that's not very shog of you
>>47707433I want to sex a kiki
I'm trying an experiment, i usually write stories but i made two chatbots and curated them a bit with multiple reactions and editing their responses. Chatbot #1 is Nepta, a smug, pushy, but lonely mummy girl princess who's proud of her chest and traps anon the explorer in her tomb. https://spicychat.ai/chat/76d9a081-d4c7-4dcf-bdfe-8f356435745eChatbot #2 is Layla, a clingy stalker marriage obsessed elf who REALLY wants to bring you to her village. She uses magic all the time and messes up comically/lewdly without exception when she does. https://spicychat.ai/chat/c07db718-9a78-45b6-aa39-9a6b52f158f4I've got the all-in edition on this thing, so not sure how they'll work if you just jump in to chat as it might limit responses without that. Let me know how it works if you try it. also, have my favorite smug mummy image.
>>47706400>How to get vored by a hellhound in less than 15 secondsThey have a good sense of smell ya know.
>>47707548What a nice horse. I wonder where she will lead me to...
>>47707612As the saying goes, the horse can lead you to water or something like that.
hikikomori kikimora
>>47707622
>>47707621Is that how that went? Does that mean i can use her like one of those y shaped sticks to track underground water?
>>47707622The basement is immaculate. Shame about the rest of the house.
Sex with jinkos
>>47707697DISGUSTING. Mamono are not for lewds. They are for holding hands with romantically and praying to the Demon Lord to have the stork harpy deliver them a child.
>>47707703My wife is a stork harpy
>>47707712I've been meaning to ask this, then! When you're married to a stork harpy, can she deliver the baby herself? Or do you have to get one of her coworkers to do it?
>>47707726She delivers the baby herself, though I do help in the preparations
>>47707697love em
>>47707737lmao wut
>>47707741Jinko are beeg
>Demon childhood friend gets anon to sign her yearbook at middle school graduation>it was carbon paper with a marriage contract under the page
>>47707804>he writes h.a.g.s.>have a great summer>she interprets this very differently
>>47707859Having a great summer with his aunt
>>47695860
You will be foxxed, and then your daughters will go on to fox more anons who will make more foxes to go out and fox even more anons in an endless cycle.
>>47707966Not if i can do anything to avoid it, and i can. I will take on all of my fox daughters and granddaughters by myself. I will sacrifice me for the greater good of humanity.
>>47707875Plot twist. She's his cousin and their both staying with auntie
Where do I go to find unique shogs?
>>47707966Don't threaten me with a good time.
Which would you rather?>Worshipped by 5 submissive p'orcs for all eternity>"Eaten" by 5 violent ghouls for all eternity>Stinky, unwashed, NEET troll sitting on your face for the duration of her 24h stream-a-thon >Ridden by twin jubjubs for a week straight: face and pecker>Extremely violent gangrape by a drunk centaur bikergang in the biker bar restroom>Kidnapped by 4 "mommy" holsts and treated like their little boy (and cumpump on full moons) for as long as you live>Meeting a non-sleepy, non-insomniac dormouse not in Wonderland and who is cheesed to meat you
>>47708055Try Ebay.
>>47708071Worshipped as in, just being their king and leader for eternity, or being constantly licked and kissed on every part of my body?Either way, i'm taking the p'orcers
>>47708071How does a centaur ride a motorbike?
>>47708100You're their chief, and they constantly fawn over you and try to get you to lewd them.
>>47708106They're specially made. Just imagine a longer motorcycle that a centaur could fit on.
can we get some goblin content?
>>47708137
>>47708137Goblin stuff feels kinda rare. And the asians don't do hot cock gremlins like we know them.
>>47708055The bottom of the ocean, oil rigs, Greenland, and if you really want a strange shog you could try the Bayou of Louisiana.
>>47708108Then i'm definitely choosing them and taking over a small fortress. Wonder if one of them would digievolve into a h'orc, or if i have to hunt for one too.
>>47708154>Greenland>expect green shogs>they're still purpleFooled once again by Greenland.>Bayou of Louisiana.Cajon Shog sounds fun.
>>47708071>>Stinky, unwashed, NEET troll sitting on your face for the duration of her 24h stream-a-thonyes please, i love trolls no matter what
>>47708173Agreed--Cajun Shog sounds *awesome*. Cajun food, fun accent, 100% on board.
Need NEET mons to take care of.
>>47708194>fun accentShogs already have a fun accent. They say "Mastah" instead of "Master". Hilarious!
>>47708218They don't need your help, they can make instant ramen all by themselves.
>tired>can't sleepWhat i wouldn't give for a dormouse gf right now.
>>47708296Sleep mice don't make you tired. That's what weresheep do.
>>47708255Anon shows off his basic cooking skills and blows their minds.
>>47708245Yeah, but don't you wanna be seduced by Gambit?
If you put a straw in a slime and blew bubbles into her would it tickle or annoy her?
>>47708377Air bubbles in the slime kills the slime. It's true.
>>47708305How is one sheep going to make me sleep? I'd have to get a wgole harem just to count them. Sounds like too much effort anon, i don't think you thought this through. I'm sticking to the cuddle mouse.
>>47708173I have a sudden and explosive need for voodoo witch doctor mamono with the most Caribbean accent imaginable.Oh my god I want her to harvest my hair for a voodoo doll and put hexes on me.
>>47708388Their fleece is magical, and it makes you sleepy when you cuddle it. Sleep mouse is just an insomniac which is cute and all, but she doesn't make you sleepy.
>>47708400How exactly are you insomniac when you sleep all the time. Really not making sense here
>>47708390Miss Gremlin can also put hexes on you!
>>47708421Maybe I misunderstand its meaning? I mean that she sleep a lot. I though that's what it means.
Look! The mamono are getting their winter coats!
>>47708437Narcolepsy is sleeping a lot / too much.Insomnia is lack of sleep.
>>47708437Somnus is sleep in latin, and the prefix in just means no or without. Ergo, insomnia means no sleep, at least if taken literaly.
>>47707966Thank God, I'm ugly enough not to attract foxes and other monsters. Bachelor life forever.
>>47708255Due to a mix-up at the maid factory, [You] were accidentally put through seven years of maid academy training. On your graduation day, your hastily-assembled kikimora disguise falls apart while you recieve your dustploma and tassle'd maid headdress.In a hurry to hide their mistake and the breach of Kikimora Konfidential maid academy information, you were hastily dispatched to the ratty apartment of the Dean Of Clean's cousin.Are you a bad enough dude to reform that slob?
>>47707966Jokes on them, the will inherit my dork genes and will start a long lineage of dork foxes
can you turn anything into a monster if your fuck it?
>>47708530Yes, even other men. Go for it anon. Become the scourge on everyone, hated by monster girl and human alike.
>>47708540"OK, so, Mom and Dad, you may be wondering why the car is now a robot woman.">Anon's new wife coughs uncomfortably.
>>47708530>if your fuck it?
>>47708530To give you a serious anwer, no. You have to put enough mamono mana into it for it to develop a monster's soul. Nothing to do with fucking it.
>>47708567Miss Haku is just envious your fucking it and not her.
>>47708577can you buy mamono mana to dump into things?
>>47708590Sure. I dumped all mine into my cat. it worked like a charm.
>>47708590There's a potion for that.
>>47708590you can buy it by the barrel at costco
had idea before, human guy with a human wife, a monster moves into their home(exchange student who knows). the monster notices the man will be hard to get through so the monster gets to him through his wife seducing the wife and get the wife to convince the husband to let the monster into the relationship proper
>>47708602turn your house into a mg
>>47708627Tired: Turn your house into a mgWired: Turn your mg into a house!
>>47708631Sandworm is a bit too much. I would much rather have a mimic live in my walls and keep me company.
>>47708650If we're talking "live in my walls" specifically, I'd want a bug girl, myself. But I'm biased. Who doesn't want a cute oomukade living in your walls and watching you sleep?
>>47708650What about a giant Automaton that can transform like a transformer into House Mode.
>>47708661Why would she have a mode that turns her into TV chracter Gregory House, MD?
>>47708658>Who doesn't want a cute oomukade living in your walls and watching you sleep?Nobody because if you really like the oomukade she should be with you together in your bed.
>>47708658While you do have a compelling point, Oomukade are a bit too big to fit inside a wall. I would much rather she live in my bed.
Ao3 down?
>>47708685Yes.
>>47708685Its ded
>>47708672True, but maybe it's early and she's still in that shy stalker phase?
Is it bedbug hours?
>>47708705It is, whether you're ok with it or not!
Would you rather a Balrog or an Apophis if they were both gyaru?
>>47708540If you fuck another man, that would turn you yourself into an alp if anything assuming you were raping a straight guy.
>>47708721Probably Balrog. Better fit for Gyaru, imo.
>>47708713Wondering how convincingly i could pretend to be scared of an Oomukade before she injects.me with her venom. I want her to rape me while crying and saying she's doing it for my good.
>>47708721I want to see a cait sith gyaru
>>47708721>gyaru ApophisHard to imagine. Would judge it shen i see her.
>>47708567Anal the teacher, she seems to be stressed out.
>>47708736I would be so, so bad at it.
>>47708746Goth or bust.Yes, yes, it's the Mick and we should ignore him, but actual IRL cats are GOTHS, not gyarus, damn it!
>>47708765Maybe it's for the best. Wouldn't want gloombug to get more gloomy by thinking she's doing something bad.Or maybe i would like extra gloomy bug. Really hard decision.
>at the bar>krampus asks the guy next to me if he wants to see something cool in her sack>he says yes>she opens the sack for him>he says he can't see anything>she tells him to lean in farther>flips him into the bag when his shoulders are inside and walks out with himCome on you guys. You can't keep falling for shit like this. We're never going to break the stigma of human men being easy to catch if you keep falling for stupid tricks.
>>47708827OK, but in my defense she was very pretty and I like goat cheese.
>>47708827She'd snatch me anyway if I said no, and maybe she did put something cool in the sack as bait.
>>47708721The Balrog, she's perfect for it even if it is by design.
>>47708848>7 out of 10 holst and mino husbands were captured by promises of cheese and other dairy products>don't become a statistic, think before you accept a mamono gift
>>47708877>Dumb cow thinks she tricked her husband into marrying her>Meanwhile, husband gets a cow wife as planned AND some delicious pre-prepared dairyCheckmate, holsteins.
It seems that Sabbath propaganda has entered the thread
>>47708071Oh wow, you just had to make this excruciatingly difficult, didn't you?>p'orcsAs an adventurer, I will lead them across the land, into forgotten dungeons, and into battle. Hopefully after the first year I won't have to rescue them from traps quite as much. I do wonder if they'll let me out of one right away, though.>Ghouls and jubsTied for nothing-but-pleasure endgame, though I could probably find a way to coordinate 5 lazy ghouls over 2 jubjubs jubbing (and a harpy in a pear tree). To be honest I'd pick ghouls because making two jubs fight over who gets the dick feels mean, considering how important it is to them.>four fucking soft momdom holstsApparently I've died and gone to heaven.>mousea cute.
>>47697142what's updog?
>>47709063Joe's favorite mamono.
>>47709063root around the world as unambiguously as practically possible.
>>47708071I'll turn the 5 p'orcs into 500. Just give me a couple decades.
>>47709063ANON, NOOOO! DON'T REPLY TO THAT CHESHIRE!
>>47709140COUNTER
>>47709063The opposite of downdog.
>>47709157what's downdog?
>>47704142>your standards for an explicitly imaginary partner are too highI want off this stupid ride
They won't stop fighting
>>47709252plump lizzers
>>47709252poor lizard, outclassed in every way by ms sally
birb
>>47709140Surely if I respond one more time she will understand that she is wrong on the internet and I am right.
>>47709351
>>47709356
>>47709356That only makes her stronger!
Fat spooder
>>47709250I don't want candy, I want the Bogie
Look at that tail.
>>47709250So that's the way to counter the sabbath's influence... we hire Ms.Bogie to sniff out the fakes!
>>47706668Is that Serval from Kemono Friends?
>>47709384After the 50th hour of lecture on lilim superiority, my notes are full of demon tails, my dick hurts, and my brain is mush. Haku sensei was right, substitute teachers suck
i think hebi is the best
>>47709656Full tail coiled snuggles!
You are always in imminent danger from foxes
>>47709695im safe from foxessince i will trick them first
Coomer monsters keep sneaking into my tentacle garden and making my tentacle molest them.How do I make them stop?
Umi da!
>>47709755I read that as Bob's Burger.
>>47709755Fuck off with that /tg/ shit
>>47709771>You will never open and re-open and re-open again and re-open and re-open a restaurant with your loving and burger loving fox wife.
>Queue for solo dungeon>hagville alleyways>way too underleveled but im sure to win as my speed is superior and they are fat and slow>can literally see a pair of fat saggy tits behind a corner leaking milk all over the floor>trap disarm chance 0%>recall unavailable while in a dungeonLOVELY
Would you watch a Lich stream?
>>47709868ill donate a buck to ask her zombie assistant's phone number
>>47709868Does she do subscriber raffles? I'd use my free Amazon prime sub on that
buge
>>47709900Strawberries look delicious
>>47709900Why is the boog so wide?
>>47709900I'm not a big fan of bugs, no fluff and hard exoskeleton.
>>47709906>why widefor appols an hugs
>>47709900Do soldier beetles have something similar to a spineret from an arachne I can stick my dick in?
>>47709868>first time chat with a vaguely masculine username>hundreds of gift subs pour in trying to be the one who gets you>some mod VIPs you>chat floods with lewd ascii self portraits, "DM PLS" "PUSSY IN BIO" "Hey @you, welcome to the stream! :) We can be pretty rowdy here, please excuse us! It's awesome that you decided to participate! :D" "IM LACTATING RN">lich has lost control and quietly fumes, hunched over her desk into the webcam doing ???>sudden massive, massive fucking ban wave>Slow mode has been enabled.>This chat is in subscriber-only mode.>This chat is in male-only mode.
Reminder that despite spooky season drawing near, you must NOT go trick or treating around the hagville areaTrick or treaters have been known to get pulled into homes, or you may find your candy spiked.Do not accept handmade chocolate as it is guaranteed to contain milk.
>sounds like someone wants to get raped again...
>>47709980But I haven't said anything?
>>47709980Shut up and gimme them beans!
>>47709980Maybe tomorrow after work. I should've been asleep hours ago
>>47710008She's an apex predator, she can hear your heartbeat
>>47709980I will kiss her big meaty paw beans if she tries to grab my head
>>47710013>>47710019>beans poking them beans
>>47709980but what if I knelt down, pressed my forehead into her damp tail, and performed a double footrub
>>47710032That's a sign of submission. Rape.
>>47709956>never make another comment for the rest of the stream
Don't be so hard on the danukis. They don't financially isolate and rape you until you're practically homeless for fun. They do it because they love you. While they may be charismatic girls - confidently making deals, sales, and advertising her products to the public - they turn into full-blown stuttering autists when they even attempt to talk about love and their feelings, especially when it comes to the guy they like. So the only way they can take matters into their own hands and get you as their husband is by giving you financial ruin, so that they can come in and "save" the day and provide for you a comfortable life where you don't have to work. The only way to prevent this is if you confess your love to her. You'll probably KO her just by saying that; she won't know how to respond and will faint. But when she comes to, she'll stammer and stutter her reciprocation of her love for you. So! If you notice a danuki is raping your finances and you're also interested in her, don't be shy and just tell her you like her a lot. It'll save both of you the pain. In the end, she just wants what's best for you and wants to treat you well. She just doesn't know how to express herself at all; it makes her super nervous to the point that she shuts down. I'm sure you understand, right?
>>47710074I'll just marry her but she has to shave those stupid legs
>>47710081They'll grow right back overnight. Besides, it adds some cushion for you behind when she leglocks you mid-coitus, right before orgasm.
>>47710074I need to move out of MGC, I was a fool to settle anywhere with an economy more advanced than a bartering system.
>>47710086>coon's puffy legs go "pomf" as she leglocks youcute
>>47710119Well to be fair, as a man, you can pay for most things in MGC with your cum.
>>477100741/5 men kill themselves after a massive economical loss. Tanukis have a lot of blood on their hands and get away with it because they're cute women
>>47710128A simple visit to Miss Lich will fix that.
>>47710128She'll intervene before her target does anything drastic.
>>47710133No it doesn't. Also reviving someone who doesn't want to live seems extremely cruel
>>47710141Letting somebody kill themself is cruel, stopping them from doing so is not.
>>47710141>Also reviving someone who doesn't want to live seems extremely cruelRetard take>w-what happened, I killed myself because I was poor and lonely>"good news, a local Wight decided to sponsor your life and now you'll never worry about money again">"also she's very lonely too and would appreciate some company tonight, wink-wink"Oh no such grimdark dystopia, enslaved anon was right
>>47710181the clerks in the afterlife aren't going to like this...
>>47710184don't worry, she filled all the appropriate paperwork, the celestial court won't have any issues
>>47710126>go to a hole-in-the-wall restaurant>exquisite food>waiter comes and sees your coins on the table>"I'm sorry sir, we don't take cash. This is a cum only establishment.">".... i left my cum at home">stand up and grab your coat, apologizing, promising to be back soon>another employee flips the OPEN sign to CLOSED and looses the shades
>>47710199>celestial courtimagine an poor overworked Jade Empress
>>47710181Great losing all rights even on your own life, how can you not see the problem?
>>47710230>This garbage againYeah, yeah.
>>47710230Fuck off, go shitpost somewhere else
I do not fear the nyakuza
You're either blind of stupid. Let's stop there
>>47710255What job opportunities are available?
>>47710257What would cause a mamono to say this just as she was about to rape you?
>>47710276You being either blind or stupid.
>>47710276She discovered that you're a disgusting french thing
>>47710291>being french prevents unwanted femdomLe frog has won...
>>47710302It prevents love or any form of affection. He must die painfully and alone
Femdom is good for you
Are the French in the room with us right now?
>>47710348I want to be dommed by that french chat
>>47710348Hating them is thread culture and a good way to keep the pest away. I will ask KC to make it normal for mamonos to reject them
>Chesh gets told by French Automaton that she farted
Look at this poor bogey. This is what your want for soft mamano does. The evolutionary pressure changes their shapes into increasingly matronly monstergirls to respond to your desire of being loved and pampered. Is this what you want? To change the natural order of the mamono ecology to transform them all into cows?
>>47710377Hug or be hugged, that's how the world works.
>>47710377I uh... Hhhuh... I'm sorry, what? Were you saying something? Cows? I'll take one please.
>>47710377Thanks doc
>>47710424>ask cheshire how she wants your first time to be>she insists on you giving her the "daily dose"
>>47710435Those cats are obsessed with ass, it's weird
>>47710335Wrong, it makes you weak and lazy. You must work and suffer in silence for a wife who doesn't like you if you want to be a real man
defeat monsters by telling them better an owner of a lonely heart than a broken heart
>Europoor hours>Femdomfag vs miseryfag Take your meds
>>47710471>he lacks musically knowledgeyou'll never court bandbird at this rate anon
New girl soon.Subscribe to the Subscribestar if you haven't for this month, etc. PeakShe's an elemental type, but she's not from the spirit family, but a new one entirely. Horse.
>>47710199Chinese celestial mythology is often genuine bureaucracy.
>>47710512>Horse.Another one? We have Light horse, Dark horse, earth horse, water horse. So maybe pegasus next?
>>47710521>tfw a demon has kicked out the local river god and keeps harassing me whenever I go fishing>can't do anything because she's the southern ocean great dragon queen's eighth cousin twice removed so the court won't hear my complaint
it's very kind of you to stay up until sunrise for your night gaunt, but remember you can also just go in a cave or something. Or draw all your blackout blinds and leave your lights off for days until she spawns in your bathroom.
Miss hellhound is for a shock when after the femdom session in bed she has to clean the house cook for me and our daughters dinner and then go to her full time job since she is the one who wanted to be "on top" in relationship
>>47710521>if you wish to breatheEat the lamentation mushroom. Remove your weakness and become the chair you were born to be!
>>47710377But I only fuck the boniest of girls
Balrog was just made public, what’s the new girl then?
>>47710998quetzalcoatl, flying jungle snek
>>47711039Femdom or maledom?Balrog was the latter do I would bait on the former
>>47711133Mutualdom
>>47710512I thought he was dead.
Maildom mamono when?
>>47711171Perfect
>>47711332Canine mamono love single mailmen.
>>47711358>Go deliver mail to a kobold>she assaults meThe one time they get just as agressive as a Hellhound.
>go to class>cute big tiddy goth banshee girl is there>try to look at her discreetly>she looks back>drop your eyes like the wimp you are>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>everyone is shocked by the Banshee wailing as she thinks you don't like herWhat do, wimp?
>>47711440You were the mail order husband to the kobold
>>47711595Maintain aggressive eye contact and confront her after the class
>>47711618But i didn't get paid for that? Who goes around selling single men to lonely mamono?
I am choking a Hellhound. Non-sexually. (why is she still enjoying it.....)
>>47711668Sex the fox
>>47711713Someone with access to census data
Talk to your kids about mofu... before someone else does.
>>47711783it did seem a little shady when the census squirrel only wanted to know if there were any single males in the household
>>47711916Keeping fit!
New girl is Pale Rider, Boggleboe can now be read on the wiki and redux.Pale Rider image is in the spoiler.
>>47711948>replying to spamThis thread currently has 265 images with several deleted, and probably a half of them are a single retard dumping garbage from /vg/ with a script.Compare that to the threads while he was banned and couldn't spam to see what an absolute fucking parasite he is.
>>47712003he's been replying to himself for just such a reactioni know it's difficult to comprehend the depths of his stupidity
>>47711969Oh, that previous post made me think it's gonna be a centaur.
>>47711969Leak it.
>>47711916>tail>no other hintsI cannot tell what girl this is.
>>47712034Mouse girl, IIRC.
>>47712034>girlWell, er...
>he keeps replying to himself
>>47712034>>47712047She has mouse ears, but they're placed in the same spot as normal human ears.
>>47712049Sasuga, /vg/ spambot
>>47712049>>47712065https://zenless-zone-zero.fandom.com/wiki/Jane_Doe>Gender: Female
>>47712077>chinese gachaslopmmmm yummy
mick is probably using that public available spambot desujannies save us for the Irish menance
>>47712095I'm sorry but no one's gonna do anything even though (I assume) everyone reports him every time he rears his shit-ecrusted head
>>47712095Whoever has been spambotting for the past year has been banned countless times and evaded most of those bans over the last month or two, judging from post deletions.Enough people need to report him, or at this point go directly to the mods/admins on IRC and present evidence.
>>47712131We Persona 4 now
Manhwa is outselling manga in Japan.Korean and Chinese video games are outselling Japanese video games all over the world.Korean Gachas have completely surpassed even F/GO.Blue Archive overtook Touhou at one of its own conventions.All Japanese monster girl media is long dead, MGQ is dead, Reviewers is dead, MGE has been reduced to patreon slop.Japanese filmmakers and other talent are MOVING to Korea to take part in the industry that's growing while theirs shrinks.Anime directors and studios are turning to AI, while Chinese and Korean ones continue to only use human talent.Face it, 4000 years of history has once again won while the land of the setting sun has lost again, and yes, they've even won in the Monster Girl department. The future is chinese and neither you or anyone else can stop it.CHINA (and its extension, Korea)NUMBERONEJAPANISDONE
>>47712134I get my stuff hit all the time. It's just a deletion.
>>47712131The stuffing is about to come out of her arm! She needs stitches! Call that old guy from Toy Story 2!
The voices are very loud today it seems.
>>47712134>whoever is spambottingwe all know it's the mick he even admitted to wikifag in private.
>>47712145This doesn't cause the CCP to detain people anymore these days so this copypasta lost its power.
>>47712131A girl actually just wearing a costume of pedobear. So this is the power of KC...
>>47712077>jane Doe>mouse, not a deer girlWow I hate gachashit even more now.
>>47712194What do they detain for now?
>>47712131He really lost it, hasn't he.
>>47712218How is the cum that goes into tail pussy gonna go through all that snake meat
>>47712145Sir, delete this.
>>47712212John Doe (male) and Jane Doe (female) are multiple-use placeholder names that are used in the United States when the true name of a person is unknown
>>47712131she cute, would let her join the cuddlepile with me and bogey and nightmare
>>47712235I know that, but also 'Doe' is the colloquial name for female deer
>>47712151fhe new loli probably triggered him something fierce
>>47712156If you wanted to see a cute mg you only had to ask.
