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No clowning allowed.
You're not weaseling your way out of this one.
>>47812953Petting, our strongest weapon
>>47812942Being clowned is fine though.
>>47812555For succubi or anything else that involves corruption, 2 for sure.But for other mechanisms or transformations into the more non-human types... I dunno, I don't need to see a girl get one-part-at-a-time TF'd into a greenworm, you know? Or maybe I do. I think >>47812580 has it right. Explosion, slime/feathers/fire everywhere, associated SFX should happen at least some of the time.Something like a bogie could go either way.>anon's childhood friend has been getting really into makeup and flashy clothes "just for fun">it's let her come out of her shell, turns out she's really funny and engaging when not too anxious to express herself>starts playing an instrument>developed incredible agility over the past few weeks, already juggling daggers and freaking him out oh my GOD PUT THOSE DOWN>now she's never out of her makeup... but it doesn't look like makeup at all. her skin has become pure white>first she invited him over for practice, then rehearsals, then entire private shows in her bedroom with props of inexplicable origin>"i have another watermelon, want to see me crush it *without* a hammer~?">started wearing a mask in public to complete her insane ensemble, only takes it off for him>"i've always wished I could make you smile whenever you needed it...">somehow didn't even notice her monster hands until they were pushing him into a chair, stroking his face and chest, and pulling coins out from behind his ears>"step right up, pants right down, come one, come all... over me~".vs.>blinding light>ethereal clown nose honking>KABLOOIE>confetti stuck in the back of your throat>before you can even get a look at her, banana pie blorrrrppts your face and your training begins as The Amazing Anon, Survivor of Indefinite Suffocation by Tit Smothering
>>47813310fuck off
Snakes, I want snakesyou ever felt live snakes? they're nice.
My body is a machine that turns unsniffed danuki breath into sniffed danuki breath!
>>47813310That's good ideas but I prefer the first one even for big changes. A big poof and everything change seems too rapid and unnerving>>47813363I did, it's weird but soft but I like fluff better
>>47813310I kinda want a whole story for that now
>>47813363the sensation of snakes moving a ross the skin is hard to discribe
>you are challenge me? >the human era is over, the monster era has come
>>47813310I swear there is a comic where the woman turns into a clownit was alright, even wholesome in a way, but I didn't like the artist other works
seeing as cults and rituals are a thingI want to see a woman become a balrog
>>47813413Go to bed dormouse-chan.
>>47813445No thanks, she would be a horrendous nagging girlboss
>>47813469and that's a good thing!
>>47813445I want the shyest, most inroverted girl you can find to be a balrogand have still be a introverted mess when she stransforms
>>47813363Snakes are amazing. Especially pudgy ones. They tend to be lazier and friendlier, but they're still one almighty muscle. If I had a lamia I would cook too much and gently insist she finish it off "so you have stores for the winter", "so you have energy for the summer", ad infinitum
>>47813447Her reign of terror will not end until you return her cheese pillow. She can't sleep without it.
I dreamed that teenage me had a girl who liked him.I'm really gonna need the demon under my bed to hold my hand this morning.Oh, if only I had a girl who liked me IRL.
>>47813790Sorry for you anon, know that you're not alone and that it will get better
>>47813790>desiring 3DPD h*man womenLeave
>>47813790Why would she wear a suit just to hang out under my bed? Is this an interview? Oh geez I didn't prepare
>>47813737>She's tamed the giant snakesTerror is an understatement.
>>47814002She dressed well to make a good first impression.
>>47814009Is it considered a good impression if I want to unbutton that business suit and rape her?
>>47814185Yes.
>>47814006>TOGETHER WE SHALL DEVOUR THE VERY GODSI don't remember this part in Hamster Huey and the Big Kablooie
ded
>>47814814Not big surprise.
Westlands are looking appealing to me. Perhaps it is time for me to embark on a journey to the west.
>>47814973>Anon and his Kakuen companion travel to the distant Westlands so anon can get laidWhy is Kakuen Wukong doing this?
>>47814999eros had him get her out from under a mountain
>>47814973The west rules
>>47814999hey now there where no details given on WHO he gets with when he reaches the west
>>47814973These Hobgoblins need to drink their milk, no way they can run a tribe like that.
>>47814973Psh.
>>47815102Monkey Queen should have developed impressive muscles from their adventures together, if she didn't have them already.
>>47814973Urge to smooch a chubby gobbo.on the tummy is rising.
momster who never gets you your own room or bed; you've slept with her your whole life and are confused when people look at you strangely for mentioning you still cuddle with your mommy every night
>>47815169Big. Too big.
>>47815703>start getting nightly ejaculations>momster says to prevent making a mess again, you have to sleep with your weenie in her
gotta go on holiday to dragonia
>>47816063Looks like french garbage mix with japanese slop
>>47816114No, it's not, you're obsessed and retarded
>>47816063I'll just try the fries for now...
>>47816063Get the couples drink and drink it by yourself
>>47816199according to the wiki thats actually pocky in the shape of a dragon horn
>>47816240That's just sad.
>>47816250I've never tried that before but okay
>>47816265its a chocolate biscuit stick
>>47816063The burger looks more like a gyro, very appealing
>>47816063dragons could easily defeat me with what looks like some sort of roast beef stew in the bottom left there
>>47816344I should go out for a gyro today. I've been eating out more often and while it's certainly an expense, I think it's well worth it.
>>47816510Eating gyros from the local Greek place and being accosted by minotaur tomboys fresh back from the gym looking for a protein fix, no matter the source
Corpus amittit bellum
>>47816063>go to dragon and boot up my pc to play Doom>Dick deep in dragon>The shores of Ryu>Dragonia>Thy dick consumedsomething is...wrong here.>Doom 2 Dragons on earth>TNT:Dragonlution>Final Doom:The Wurm experiment>most of my games all have dragons in them or dragons as romance optionok wtf is happening?
>>47812555I like 2 so long as the physical part is a week or less in most cases. 3 as a very rapid transformation but still not a true poof is nice if they get absolutely gobsmacked by MAMONO MANA. I have a TF fetish so I want some transformation either way.
>>47816859>Divinity Dragon Commander but there's a dragon princessI'll buy that for a dollar
>>47816859Any dragonian internet connection comes free with a cyber wurm virus, themeing everything after dragons. That is, after all, why you're in dragonia, is it not?
Protip: to defeat the cyberdemon, fuck her until she cums
Is it time to post something?Yes, best girl.
>>47816859You should have used a VPN (Vulpine Private Network) when traveling abroad.
>>47816894What chance does a flesh and blood human have against a cybernetically enhanced demonussy? I'll bust before she can make the usb connection soundSigning that EULA will be the last mistake I'll ever make
>>47816986You unfortunately missed the proper thread to post your tribute.https://warosu.org/jp/thread/S47796802
>>47813156Mutually beneficial experience.
Which monstergirl would visit you if you would wake up in the middle of the night and scream I HAVE GOT TO GET MY DICK SUCKED
>>47817192There should at least be a spider waiting for a good moment, and this is one of them.
>>47817083True, it gives buff to both exponentially
>>47817192You've just attracted the attention of every ghould in town, you fool!
Baka-fox wants to ruin my lineage. She doesn't know that I don't plan to have children anyway.
Is anyone going to go see the Lizard of Oz remake? I've heard it's really good.
>>47817329>shota named Dor meets the TinWoman>>lubes her up>CLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKThis movie is supposed to be political allegory or something, not smut!
>>47817225This gif reminded me that I need get a cheshire in bed right now.
You are now imagining the strong, toned back of a minotaur that's bent over in front of you.
>>47817408Meh, I've got soft holsts to milk.
>>47817408They call me the Ship of Theseus because none of the original bones are left in my pelvis
>>47817413Fair enough. You take the holsts. I'll take the minos.
>>47817418Hip of Theseus. Goddammit I came up with the perfect pun and then wrote it wrong anyway
>>47817419Milkshakes and protein shakes, together in harmony.
>>47817377I wish I had on my side too, post mortem maybe
imagine the minotaur ushi cross.
>>47817419I need holst thst outsofts and outboobs minos muscles
wonderland ushi oni with tits as big as her spider half
cows but flat and with large milk production and above average butts
>>47816859>Wurms Armageddon
Sent a flemish giant bunny-girl by monster state police as punishment for being stressed and single, with no leniency
>try to fix malef, assuming it won't work>it worksfuck how do I make her go back?
Kitty titty city.
This town is full of mamonos How can you sit here and eat pizza
>>47817561Make an elaborate plan where you break her heart and tell her that you can't be together. Then disappear. Her instincts will activate and she will start a conquering campaign and subjugate every neighbouring nation until she finds you
>>47817667Pizza is tasty.
>>47817667i made eye contact with one and now theres a succbutt sitting on my pizza
>>47817702>FricklesMaybe I would
Ahh cool, a kiki plushie! Certainly nothing will go wrong if I buy it and take it home. It most definitely isn't an actual kiki using magic to disguise herself as a plushie as a way to trap me in my own home!
All we wanna do is eat your cumWe're not unreasonableI mean, no one's gonna eat your eyesAll we wanna do is eat your cumWe're at an impasse hereMaybe we should compromiseIf you open up the doorsWe'll all come inside and eat your cum
>>47817864>AIslopNo.
If a lim invades your city, you must tell her it is against the law and you will therefore make a citizen's arrest.
I wanna play wight's bongos
>>47817878I'm going to uh... rest my dick in her mouth.
>>47817825It's a little Bogey that wants to be like a Kiki when she grows up.
>>47817882I like the attention to background detail in LN drawings like this.
What are the consecuences of playing with my recently alped childhood friend's heart?
Welp. Ao3 is down.
>>47817936May he rest in peace.
>>47817999It's working for me
>shirohebi that collects her girl juice, sweat, and spit into bottles>mixes them together>puts them in a spray bottle>sprays hubby every time he leaves home so the whores know for sure that he's already claimed
>>47818084Powerful tail. Attracts many men. Other cats feel envy.
>>47817999Sensei Kenkou sends his regards
>>47818101Stop replying to a spam bot.
>>47818106That would be hilarious.
>>47818099It's free perfume when you think about it, amd you get to smell your wife everywhere you go.
>>47818101I sign of power and good health. That's why lims have such thick tails.
MGE upsets me
>>478181653 for 1 deal. That's a win.
>>47818165Good.
>>47818172More like 1 and two halves. It looks like you are getting a good deal, but really you have to assemble the other two until they become full mamono.
Whats the biggest monster I could standing 69 with, with me as the one holding her up?
You know you would.
>>47818245I would indeed snatch that teddy bear to watch her cry. I'm heartless like that.
>>47818245Every time an Alice gets pregnant, an angel gets her wings.
>>47818282Her older sister, Miss Succu enchanted it. Taking the teddy bear will ensure that you're deep inside her younger sister within minutes.
>>47818245Only after casting Hagification
>I'm so sorry, this place is just falling apart>The mechanism is broken, you see>It wasn't supposed to stop there, I assure you
>>47818317Alice is resistant to such spells and potions. It's a temporary effect, and it will wear off just moments before you climax.
Hellhounds on the streets>Men are property, their only right should be the right to a loving mamono wife to protect themHellhounds in the sheets>Aaaah, choke me daddy <3
>>47817667She said she was fine by herself. She said a fatso like me would just slow her down.
>>47818332>Undead fancy themselves nobles >Yet their estates are in disrepair
>>47818334Perfect.
>Laugh while you can, human. Three more molts and you're mine.
>>47818345>Hellhound teasing you for your weak grip(compared to her) while she doms you.Hot.
>>47818392Just 3? Ushis grow fast!
>>47818392What do you guys do with all the extra molts and shed snakeskins?
>>47818510
>>47818392The size of an ushi-oni doesn't matter. If she grabs you, you belong to her now.
>>47817192An amateur artist/musician kraken whose massive ego is disproportionate to the actual quality of her artistic creations
If I get isekai'd it will definitely be with an overpowered ability to outright retcon my circumstances or anything I don't like or to change reality to suit my whims on a dime since every isekai is about that. Let's see those fucking monsters get me then when I snap my fingers and they cease to exist.
>>47818332Phantoms Need more appreciation.It's a Phantom Of The Opera Monster girl that turna the world around Hero in a musical, how can you not love a concept likes that.
>>47818510Use them for Halloween decorations.
>Twitterfaggot repost of 4chinz le ebic "meme" screencap>Reddit buddy>gacha slop >furfaggots and scat fetishist still running aroundStop making threads and ruining /jp/ with your dumpster of a thread, thank you. Stay on /vg/ where you fags belong now since you retards spam gacha trash 99% of the time anyways now.
>>47818713Go away mick, everyone knows it's just you false flagging again.
Sorry, we are out of shogs, have a slime maid.
>>47818762I don't want a shog. I'd rather not be a monsterboy.
>>47818713Just so nobody gets bamboozled by his concern trolling, this is just one of the eternally buttmad pests trying to plant false narrative that /jp/ anons hate us. Most likely the one behind /vg/ crossposting.https://warosu.org/jp/thread/47723020#p47723055
>>47818769>his concern trollingLook, I don't like him as much as the next guy, but you really have to stop misusing that word.
>>47818769>concern trolling,I'm calling you faggots that need to fuck off. That's not concern trolling, there's no sympathy towards any of you.
>>47818736I fixed up her eyes.
>>47818799Not him, but assuming the fag in question is an outsider from /vg/, then him pretending to care about the state of /jp/ counts as concern trolling.
>>47818631Phantoms desperate to connect with the youth resort to rapping.
You have been approached by a lizard.
>>47818918i lick the beer foam off her sweaty thighs
>>47818918Sex with thick combat monster girls
>>47818918I start eating her juicy tail
Wurmzilla
>>47818918She is quite clearly sitting down and not approaching me.
It's okay to settle for an elf.
>>47819105If I wanted a haughty knife-ear, I'd have married a vampire.
I will make plastics from slime gels.
>>47819121Microplastics are stored in the balls.
>>47819114vampires are extremely hard to reach. Elves will at least tell you which forest they live in, making it a bit easier to reach their secret domain.
>>47819135>vampires are extremely hard to reachJust invite them.
>>47819139How would you make contact with a vampire that's sufficient enough to allow you to invite her in the first place? They're NEETs who dwell deep in the interior of their devlish mansion. They probably have social anxiety too so they wouldn't respond.
>>47819151Write her a letter. It's even easier if the NEETpire keeps up with technology (i.e. has tech from at least the 90s), then you can hit her up with an e-mail.
>>47819114If I wanted a bloodsucking parasite, I'd have married a human.
>>47819192>bloodsuckingLast time i checked, humans don't feed off of blood so...
The only good elf is a dead elf.
Hello, yes, I'd like your haggiest lolis possible.
>>47818374How did you get this picture of me and my wife?
>>47819315please do not be mean to miss banshee, she is trying her best
>>47819353I'm not mean, Banshees are good girls.
The slutty brats are way too seductive.
>Well anon it looks like you were right, it is possible to transfer minds from one body to another.>There's a slight problem though. I can't swap us back while I'm in your body and you can't swap us back because you don't know how to use my body. We're going to need to find another mindflayer to fix this.
>>47819359The must have great singing voices, I want to hear a loli Banshee sing a tender lullaby type song.
>>47819398>EMGTrash, not interested in 3DPD-tier whores.
>>47819438Fuck off troon
>>47819440I like to imagine little ones like more energetic songs and mellow out with age.
Fact: evil monsters would be the ones fixing you
>>47819534Sorry I’m only into good, generous and merciful monsters
>kidnapped by a whitehorn>she has over 1000 bottles of baby oil and lubricant I think I'm in for a rough time.
>>47819505Their default state is pretty mellow, so I imagine the average Banshee likes slow songs regardless of age. But when it comes to the ones that don't have the average interests, there's probably some wild ones like metal vocalists in heavy makeup and spiky outfits.
Can Bardanon beat the monsters with the power of music?
>>47819438so this will end up becoming that one futurama episode but with 20 flayers mixed up minds
Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape
My ochimusha bodyguard protects me from the crazy hellhound gang. And the best part is that she's willing to do it for free. I wonder why she's not charging me money for it, I wish I understand Zipangunese.
>>47817702I can't get over how nice this color palette is. Why are monster girls so pretty AAAHHHHH
>>47819673>sits you down>drags blankets around you>puts a mug of cocoa in your hands and a tray of gingerbread on the coffee table>guides you through her collection of board games>the winterstown monopoly box looks like it was passed down from her grandmother 50 years ago, creased and faded and scuffed, the gamepieces made of genuine mamono lead>settle on clue>no one brings up the SHTF-tier WALL of lube bottles behind her
>>47819673>>47819953maybe they are a merchant but don't have any storage warehouse so just keep their stockpile in their home?
>>47819953Compliment her collection of bottles and ask how long it took to get that much
>>47819953>>47819972No, she's using them on you.How she's using them is up for you to decide.
>>47819972Haha. Hahaha. Nooooo. No no no. No no NO no no. Aha ha. Nnnnoo...
She's going to restrain you against the wall.She's going to use a potion to turn your pecker into that of a horse. She's going to rape you for a minimum of 6 hours everyday. She will have no remorse, and your pleas for her to stop will only make her hornier and prolong the ordeal.That's what all the oil and lube is for.
Need that pic of a whitehorn staring into your window in like 4 foot of snow, NOW.
>>47820108oh the weather outside is frightfulbut the fire is so delightful
>>47820108>hitehorn staring into your window in like 4 foot of snow*just hide in your room and she'll go away**just hide in your room and she'll go away**just hide in your room and she'll go away*
Stop slandering Ms. WhitehornShe is NOT a rapist but a lovely young lady who is quite a catch
bat loli
>>47820108There's no way this girl could be dangerous. It should be fine to let her in, right?
>>47820154She is a lovely, young lady. But when you live alone in a mountain lodge, you get quite lonely on those cold winter nights. Then, the mind starts churning, and more and more depraved thoughts enter her head. And when she happens across anon one day, well, all bets are off at that point.
>>47820167>She's been waiting outside your house for 13 hours>The moment you step out she's running you down and taking you
>>47820167You're not just going to let her freeze out there, are you Anon? Eros is always watching...
>>47820188Don't worry, she has a sweater that'll keep him warm.He'll need to share it though.
>>47820195It doesn't matter how warm it is inside, he's getting stuffed into her sweater regardless
>>47820195I like that idea that whitehorn coats have slits on the sides, so that when hubby is riding her on a cold day, he can warm his hands by slipping them into the coat. And just so conveniently, when you slip your hands into her coat, it goes right underneath her breasts, and she doesn't have anything on underneath the coat, so it's skin on skin. Hands underneath boobs and plenty of opportunity to fondle those breasts while riding her.
>>47820232Based white horn understander.>>47820167She's too powerful.
>Nooo! Whitehorn would never rape me!>Whitehorn is a good girl who is kind and gentle!>"Haha, rape good. Benis is bagina.">"Rape, rape, rape, rape, rape!">"Gimme a baby, Anon!">"Rape, rape, rape, rape, rape!">Kindly treats him to hot cocoa and cookies after the rape session.
>>47820167>>47820282I'm not really into whitehorns, but damn I wish a woman would look at me like that.
>>47820307I'm really into girls when they save my life
>>47820320I don't understand people who say that a monster that saved a single man's life isn't entitled to have sex with him.
>>47820307>damn I wish a woman would look at me like that.one probably did but you didn't notice
>>47820354You're very kind.
>>47820305>It Appears My Superiority Has Led to Some Controversy
>>47820354lol
>use the MGE roulette to see who will take me when I wake up tomorrow>whitehorn on the first goThis can't be coincidence.
>>47820482Oh deer.
>>47820486Oh deer indeed!
Dance Kot is Dancing
what would she do if i san out of tune?
>>47820620Cats are quite nimble and know how to move
>>47820482Whitehorn-san has rigged the slots
Heres a prank idea: Walk up to a single lich who you have never met stare into her eyes say “I love you.” Then walk away never to see her again.
>>47820653Here's a better prank idea: Kiss her on the mouth.
You can tell that you live in a monster girl town when the buildings and the design of public spaces have the aesthetic of a pink hearts and "girly girl" designs that would appeal to girls and women everywhere
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT DANUKI YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU STUPID MONSTER I FUCKING HATE YOU CONNIVING HARLOT YOU REPOSSESSED MY HOUSE FOR BEING ONE DOLLAR SHORT ON THE PAYMENT AND NOW I'M HOMELESS YOU FUCKING GREEDY BITCH I HATE YOU DIE DIE DIE DIEEEEEE
>>47820643That tail is going supersonic. The only person she could possibly be looking at is her mate for life.
>>47820718that only happens when people are married, single town is just trying to attract bachelors
>>47820661That is a step too far
Cheshire always fanum taxing that pizzeria.
>>47818631Phantoms make the best wingwomen too.>I have commitment issues and I need rape now!>Call J.G. Wansworth>877-RAPE-NOW!
>>47820640Those moves are weirds...
>>47820173But anon has been living alone too for decades too, what happened if he's the one catching a white horn in his bun... Chalet?
>>47820354Lies, tell me lies
>>47820859Cats are weird, probably just some cat thing that can safely be ignored.Like that thing they do when they have two tails
>>47820878Well, I spent 2 minutes starring at her dance, what ever she's doing is working on me
You alright anon?
>>47820907No
If a Monster messes with one human, she messes with all of us. Prepare to fight all one hundred of us angry villagers if you want to rape that single young lad you want so much, Ushi-Oni devil. You can't beat us all.
>>47820927Get well soon.
An anon promised me that i would wake up to a whitehorn laying besides me in bed. Is it still not tomorrow yet?
Just do what the MCU writers do and make the demon lord sympathetic in her reason for dominationthen more people will side with her
>>47820930>Ushi-Oni retreats>next day she brings 99 more Ushi-OniUh, villagerkeks? What now....?!
>>47820970>MCUTimes have changed anon, The DL is trying to purge human women, and while monstergirls are stronger and faster than men, they still operate in the name of heterosexual love primarilyMGE in the current year MCU would never pass the cutting room until its full of all the DEI crap plagueing it since cap.marvel
Who wins the head butting match?>Minotaur>Weresheep >Satyros >Whitehorn >Baphomet >Holstaur>Krampus Rules: no magic, head-to-head bonking only
>>47820907Alive and just arrived at work, and you?
>>47820907I have the day off today, I've never been better!Please send help they're inside the walls
>>47821005my money is on minotaur>no magicbaph loses. can weresheep even participate? i think her sedative effect is magical
I don't know who needs to hear this, but I've cracked the code. The Nyakuza, Jinko Triads, Ocelomeh cartels, hell, even the Sphnx unions, all of them, they're all connected. I know Big Cat is out there, planning something, I just don't know what, why, or where, but I KNOW they're doing it. It's only a matter of time before they find me but I have to get the truth out I have to let people know I ha
>>47820973>next day she brings 99 more Ushi-OniThat was nice of her. She could've just bled on the women and let the rest sort itself out.
Imagine losing and getting raped by final boss monsters when you could lose and get raped by post-game superboss monsters
>>47821029Yeah and they pay well and have an excellent health insurance. The jobs are not the most exciting, you do deliveries, guard warehouse and act as a bodyguard important kots. Being goon under big cat is rewarding. Speaking of, we just got a bounty for your head, don't resist and you can choose your flavor of cat.
>>47821029>Bro actually believes there some big cat conspiracy.Meds. Take them.
>>47821043im not good enough to be raped by bosses i can only get raped by lvl 1 starter zone mobs after tripping and knocking myself out
>>47821029Deserved
>>47821064She's too cute to talk like that.
>>47821067she can destroy me any timein smash
>>47821054>act as a bodyguard important kots>expect to be big stern guy to protect your kot like in the movies>she just holds you in her lap in big meetings while she strokes your head and purrs into your earIt's a living
>>47821005>Preseason eliminationMinotaur eliminated, horns too small. Humiliation.Holstaur eliminated, all her strength is in her boobs, not her head. Nice try!Satyros disqualified, showed up drunk and kept trying to use her legs instead.>Round 1Weresheep v. baphomet: The sheep was sheared recently and, in her fervor, tossed little bapho out of the ring with a good buck. Her big horns blocked little bapho's impressive attempt. Weresheep victory.Whitehorn v. krampus: A duel of the odd and awkward horn angles. But, as it so happened, krampus got caught in her antlers, and despite her famous density, was able to be outforced by the whitehorn and pinned to the ground. Whitehorn victory.>Round 2Whitehorn v. weresheep: Antlers against proper horns! However, the weight classes are vastly imbalanced. They take their stance, charge, and *pop!* go Ms. White's horns clean off. She's sent back on her butt and is too dazed to continue fighting. Emergency responders are on the scene. A unicorn can be seen there out in the yard trying to put them back on like they were magnets or something. Hossnurses declare her A-OK and she will be airlifted to the brownie bar for recuperation. A dazzling weresheep victory! Oh no, she's- she's charging into the crowd now! It seems she's located a bachelor!
>>47821067You're going to get her to swear more if you say that
>>47821083Inside of every grizzled boss cat there's a precious little kitty waiting to be loved, fawned over, and dressed up in cute clothes. I know this.
>>47821083Can she swear at me in a language I don't understand? It's hotter that way
>>47821070It not always like that, sometimes you need to put the full tactical gears and feel likes elites soldier protecting a vip to impress rival mafias. It's actually really boring, nothing happens and you just wait for your wif... big boss to finish her deal with the NY rats
>>47821083Jinko is cute, no matter how big or how many times she curses
>>47821083She needs a good dicking but you will never catch me saying that out loud. I saw what happened to that Cheshire cat
>>47821029>Big CatWHO IS SHEWHAT IS SHE PUSHING OFF THE TABLE
>>47821081>>47821083fuck off
Who's big cat big boss?
>>47821270Whomstsoever controls the catnip supply
I'm starting to think I might be weak to hellhounds
>>47821285Hell, even a Werewolf or a big enoug Kobold could probably take you
>>47821299damn, I could even by stopped by a stern enough kiki or anubis, I bet
>>47821058Haha, what an incompetent! I'll have you know that I met my level 1 goblin wife when we engaged in an epic battle of mastery of arms on the border of the starting village. The techniques we performed, passed down by our respective masters, were unleashed at full force and with skillful aplomb, such that we ended up scoring a decisive blow on each other simultaneously. Thus, our relationship was built on mutual respect. If any of the other adventurers or monsters tell you we were just standing there windmilling our arms at each other while screaming at the top of our lungs until we both passed out from exhaustion, they are liars and are just jealous of our combat expertise.
>>47821279I'm going to fuck the marshmallow cats and nobody can stop me
>>47821279It all makes sense now. They've been hiding in plain sight all along. (Cue flashback of various crimes being committed by cats with a dramatic zoom in of a marshmallow cat in the background)
>>47821362Marshmallow cat are everywhere in mamono society
>>47821362>he nynows too much
Would malef mom be mad if me and her adopted dragonewt daughter just skipped the whole wedding thing?
>>47821416>unmarried sex with mamonoKinky
I tamed the hound
>>47821485Good job anon, it's a small step for man, one giant leap for anons
>>47821485Der Maledom
>>47821517Deep dark fantasy
Deep dork fantasy
>>47821541That is such a comfy-looking sweater
>>47821545Imagine the smell
>>47821541I want to grab her by the horns and rape her mouth, dork are too powerful
I want to sit in a grassy floodriver on a rainy day with a toad girl.>>47821485Oh, you've tamed her, huh? Care to explain what happens when you're three minutes late with one of her six meals per day?
>>47821541I will smack the goof out of this lim and force her to wear proper succ lingerie and force her to walk on the most pointy stiletto high heels
>>47820975Reminds me of when that one guy that made a version of Beast's roulette and added gay people.
>>47821683Wait how does that work? Adding a bunch of alps?
>>47821739It doesn't and it's just a MGE in name only
Pumping and dumping a pyrow before moving underwater!
>>47818918>"what can i do for you?"
>>47821970>cum balls deep in Pyrow>whisper into her ear "let's just stay friends">throw a smoke bomb and disappear before she can do anythingNinjas Cum For Free™
>>47821999>cum inside Pyrow>cum inside Pyrow>cum inside Pyrow>vaguely remember that you wanted to do something else too>disregard the thought and cum inside Pyrow again
>>47822020>anon's subconsciousness compares the pleasure of cumming inside Pyrow with potential (lack of) pleasure in realizing anon's gay plan that involves not cumming inside Pyrow anymore>replaces every single thought inside anon's mind with "CUM INSIDE THE PYROW PUSSY"Mamono brainrot is a hell of a drug
Rap battle against pyrow and Cheshire about who has the better gyatt and rizz
>>47821683>>47821739>>47821745He had a desclaimer saying that keeping out homosexual couples was a "retarded" decision of KC's and is deliberately ignoring it.As such,the roulette was no longer gender locked, and women could use it and start lesbian relationships.there were other things, such as 3M being married to a baphomet ( I mostly dislike the sabbath for various reasons) but the story has been lost to time since it was on the old wiki iirc
All this talk of pyrows reminded me how last week I heard kids IRL talk about "rizz" and "skibidi" and it made me feel old.
>>47822052zoomer gyaru demon pussy + zoomer gyaru demon speech brainrot + mamono brainrot = total IQ deathStay clear of pyrows, anons
>>47822254This is what you gonna hear alot after portals open when you gonna get molested by pyrows waiting for their school succu-bus at the bus stop
I'd rather an old Pyrow pretending to be young and using 80s lingo.
>portal pyrows' last anomalous exposure to human culture was shakespeare
>>47821745Sounds fine to me.
Gyaru zoomer Baphs when?
>>47822451Remember that the old word "wherefore" means "why".
>>47822502She has cunny
>>47822538I mean yeah, it would be a problem if she had something else down there
>>47822502Tell her to play Popcorn.
They just can't help themselves.If you let them keep it it's arguably ethical catch-and-release.
>>47822052I, for one, would never ever lose to pyrow pussy.
Pyrow pussy = pyssy
>>47821999I wouldn't cum balls deep in a pyrow, I'd use a condom.
>>47822702Oh no, your Pyrow-proof condoms were rated for 800 degrees, but Pyrow pussy heats up to 900 degrees when in contact with dick of her destined soulmate
>>47822874...ow
If a mermaid has died from old age, is it permissible to use her tail as food, or does that go too far?
>>47822874>Rubber melts and adheres to your dick Not gonna be a fun time.
>>47822925Mamonobanana makes your dick heatproof, obviously
>>47822902Hey, if you can fuck lava, you can handle this.
>>47822917Too far unless you let me eat bone marrow from zombie dragon
Will you troll on 4mon?
>>47823257Yes.
>>47823257I'd rather a troll.
>>47823261How?>>47823265You will hangout on botanical general and post your cock as a prank?
>>47823275By trolling them.
Know the difference between Melanin and Melatonin, it could mean the difference between getting a Hellhound or a Doromice
>>47823275More like step away from the computer and go touch (Troll) ass.>>47823296Brown Dormouse though.
>>47823393>step away from the computerYou can do that? Wtf
>>47823393>Brown Dormouse though.Tastes like crack?
>>47823555If it's her crack you choose to taste.
>>47813310This post made me appreciate Boogies more
>>47823393Niggermouse
Sleephound or Rapemice?
>>47823918Sleephound
>>47824030Christmas cake cat, only 1 year older than me now. Feel weird.
>When an angel becomes too fat to fly
>>47823975This but Gyaru Bapho hag
>>47820640https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAvisKOVoV4
>>47824030Imagine the foursome.
>>47824161Fat cat assCould be fatter
>>47824030>>47824108God I love hags
>>47824283Unfortunately hags can't love you back they are bitter and spiteful creatures
>>47824382Seething Sabbath hands typed this post.
>>47824382>bitter and spiteful creaturesI can fix her
>>47824449But the Sabbath is mostly composed by hags, even if they don't looks like proper hags
>>47824499ew, foxes.
what are surprising things that would be illegal in monster country?
>>47824821Condoms
>>47824821being argentinian
>>47824821OnaholesSure they can be used by couples, but at the same time they suggest that you can replace mamono pussy with some shitty rubber sleeve.
>>47824821Cumming outside or pulling out
>>47824954I want an army of these.
>>47824382At least there'll be someone who I can mutually complain with over coffee before retreating back to my computer cave
i imagine civilized monster countries would give single men a grace period to find a mate at their own pace, with its length varying by province
>>4782064010 hours later, I'm still hypnotized by the cat's moves, such an agile creature
>>47825091>local Rata leaks the date when anon's grace period ends>for the whole week before it ends, his home is surrounded by thirsty mamono clumsily trying to hide between corners and bushes
>>47824382They're just like us
>>47825091I imagine something like a formulary to fill with what you like dislike... Something really detailed with a dozen of pages. You have a month to give it back. Eros's agents will then give you potential mate and help your organized date if needed. It can take years if needed if you're acting in good faith
>>47825200>Get a loud speaker>Demand that all of them line up>Maybe interview them or something >Pick your favorite(s)>Live happily ever afterDamn, living with monsters is easy, I'm moving right now!
>>47823393mmmm, brown sugar
>Hey kid, wanna do mofu?
>>47825366I need an adult
>>47825346Dark molasses
>>47825391They are adults.
>>47825366yes but no fox mofu
>>47825240Can they help me summon succubus? I are stupid and can't draw a circle
>>47825240A group of government-assigned matchmaker sounds simultaneously dystopian as fuck and amazing if the program is voluntary and/or they're good at their jobs. Funny how that works, though I guess by monster rules they'd luck into being good at the very worst.
>>47825531In theory, yes but if it's made by eros it will be respectful and voluntary
other gods angry how eros is the only god ever talked about(besides cg).
your soulmate is a greenworm. there, problem solved.
>>47825884
>>47825872I talk about bastet al the time.
>>47825872She's the best goddess. Being a crusader and fighting for love and romance in her name is a dream job
>>47825872She is the best, after all.Poseidon's pretty cool for her outright rebellion against the cg and dumpstering chaosBacchus is fine but a bit simplisticAres got nothing for meMaras more of a gimmickHathor is boobs
>>47825906Bastet's angels...
>>47825872I've talked about me being able to beat and mating press ares before
>>47826037Not dead. Hibernating.
>>47826065Hebinating
>>47826037I want to be grabbed by those claws.
>>47826065Hyphenating.
>>47825906>Hathor is boobsShe provides all I've ever really needed.
You can make your life better if you move your residence to a minotaur's sweater
none biggernone milkiernone softernone better
>>47826312>none softerI'm safe then. I don't want soft girls
>>47826312>none softerFalse. There is a certain variety of dragon but they don't like to talk about it.
>>47826312Trapped in a sleeping minotaurs embrace and they keep licking my hair so ill have a cowlick
thinkin bout those hellcows, demonic bovines with temper and jugs to match
>>47824939>Forbidding monsters from getting bukkake'dThis isn't happening.
>Otohime posts on 4mon asking other ocean girls for dating advice>ten krakens all tell her to just sink a ship and grab one of the crewmen>"I don't know, that seems rude">"it's fine, men like it when you're assertive">krakens all post pictures of themselves with their husbands>for the next few months, the seas around Zipangu are impassible due to sea dragons sinking most of the ships
I want to be enveloped in a tangled ball of tentacles.
>>47826540Damn, I want to ripe apart her pantyhose
>>47826345do you want hard girls?this one is quite hard. she has a strong outer shell
>Diamond suit cheshire cat
Business suit cheshire cat
Lawsuit cheshire cat
>>47826746Serious businesswoman all about serious business.
>>47826664She will have trouble breaking me out of my shell.
>>47826764the charges?
>>47826782Being cringe
>>47826782Raping anon on a day other than caturday
>>47826596I want to bukake a cait sith and see her little snout ABSOLUTELY TANGLED in my semen.
>>47826782Not voring me on a daily basis.
>>47826806But every day is caturday if you are married to a cheshire?
>>47826746They bought? Dump it.
>>47826861>cheshire's dumptruck of an ass falls on top of anon's face.
you can become invisible yourself if you eat out cheshire's asshole. trust her. she wouldn't lie about that.
Succubus philosophers
>>47826883What are they thinking about?
>>47826881She doesn't need to convince me. I'll do it for free, invisibility or not.
>>47825884the best of the best
>>47826897>he does it for free
>>47826886Cock
>>47826904Yes.
>>47826912is that cream chesh?
>>47826970Looks like a diamond suited chesh to me. Capricious diamond-suit girl is very dangerous!
>>47826978No thanks, not my CUP OF TEA AHAHAHAHAH.
id eat a hatter's cake (it is a victoria sponge)
>>47826991It is for me. All the wackiness and depravity of a jabberwock, but in a girl who doesn't look weird, can purr, and with a good sense of humor. No weird appendages, but has a strokable tail and fuzzy ears. Best of all a wicked smile to go along with her degeneracy.
>>47826999In office work monster got anal sex rights in the last union strike
>>47827016Oh no, don't get me wrong I'm a Chesh enjoyer too but not your variant, I like them tomboyish and sweet
>>47827035>I'm a Chesh enjoyer tooAre you really? Do you laugh at all her jokes, her memes?Do you give her heat pats and ear scritches? Do you make sure to not move a muscle when she cuddles up against you to sleep?
KISS FR*G
>>47827072Why do you think he is here.
>>47827068YES I FUCKING WILL
>>47827077Last question then. Will you give her lots and lots of kittens?
>>47827092Hundreds if not thousands.
>>47827100Good man.You are worthy of a cheshire. Treat her well.
>>47827075To be a pest and ruin a monster girl for everyone.
>>47826886How much succ could a succ u butt succ if a succ u butt could succ butt
>>47827072I would if I had one.
>>47827105I hope I will be, time will tell
summoning successful
I am a buttslave to cheshire.I love her butt. Kot butt lover extrodinare.
>>47827159THEY'RE EVERYWHERE NOW
>>47827172They have maximum smug, but can they provide maximum snug?
>>47827182You need a fluffshire for that
>>47827182Yup, it's a build in feature, purring too
Chubby winter coat chesh
My resistance to cowgirls is at an all time low, if monster with sufficient jugs in cowprint tried to talk to me I'd break down completely
>>47827191 @ocf
>>47827245No
Stop replying to the fr*g, you're welcoming this subhuman and ruining all previous efforts. It's a pest just like Mick. Report and ignore
>>47827252>ocfOperating cash flow?
>>47827225I'd instantloss if she was also blue. There's no word to describe how immediately and thoroughly I'd lose if she had black sclera and yellow eyes on top of that.
>>47827279>cash flowCOINS?
>>47827225>>47827283The pertinent dungeon recruitment authorities have been informed.
>>47827283Ah yes, the rare cow ochimusha, dedicated to defending her lord from all harm AND thirst. Don't ask her how she wields cow tools as weapons, for the art is esoteric and long dead
WHERE'S MY WIFE
>>47827313>cow toolsNo, not that comic, not again.
>>47827287We need a creeping crypto coin to be friends with the succuvirus.
>>47827319Did you check under the couch?
use an adjective other than cow to describe monsters with large tits that aren't cows. perhaps goat. goats have large breasts as we all know. some larger than cows even.here, let's try replacing the word cow with goat. I saw a goat-titted woman walk past me the other day.Excellent job.
>>47827329We need a digital monster girl.
>>47827333someone is jealous
>>47827333>I saw a goat-titted woman walk past me the other day.I say this everyday so you're wrong
Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistics, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, STONKING GREAT TITS!
>>47827333>Bovine>Holstein>Sensei>Hag
>>47827333Cows, you know what you're getting into, cows are consistently huge. Goats have too wide a range of sizes to accurately describe how large a monster is. Maybe try lamia? Those snakes always have massive jugs.
I love goat boobies!
>>47827357>GREAT TITSNice birds, easier to spot them in winter.
>>47827100>Hundreds if not thousands.Don't make me post THAT chesh pic
Big tough monsters but in summer dresses
>>47827391Dress ogre (the prettiest monster) up in pretty outfits to match how PRETTY she is.
I can beat a slime!
>>47827390 I'm going to do it
Tell me about monster ice cream.
>>47827165This but Troll butt
>>47827400Muscle monsters fall for the dress trap every time
>>47827441Summer dress should be a default Minotaur outfit.
Butt supremacy
>When Chesh is too smug and wants to show off her pregnancyThat or shes just wanted a vacation.
>>47827537I'm still mirin them titties.
I wonder if Bubble Slime will enjoy Mentos.
Give your lolis the most revealing lingerie, drape them in silk so fine it's transparent, have them dress like princesses on a wedding night when lewding them.
>>47827537For me it's the open back, I love when you can see that cavity that leaves the spine and the shoulder blades, even better when the dress is lewdly open all the way to the back and you can see her asscrack
Giant asses are not sexy. Cellulite and fat rolls are not attractive.
>>47827871That’s why we’re looking at monster-girl ass and not your’s.
How about those monster girls?
>>47827871That's what squatting is for. Some muscle under a layer of fat is the balance.
>>47827931You still need the right balance of muscle and fat, but this is the answer.
>>47827871Correct, it's big asses with a firm shape and perfect smoothness that are attractive.
>>47827949Then why don't you start posting some instead of these circle tool blobs?
>>47827599Give the other Chesh a finger too.
>>47828018He didn't giver her a finger, she took it. She is trying to teach the other chesh sexual aggression
>>47827824Trolls need to check Wight fashion then, imagine the potential
Turns out the treasure was cursed and the party rogue is now a dragon.
>>47828034Then give her headpats so she doesn't feel bad about being meek.
>>47828046Agreed, I'd love to see a Troll dressed exactly like that.
why do you consider her your ideal woman?
>>47828048how is she gonna sneak about with that big tail now?
>>47828057Respectful, strong and muscular, cute, sexy, protective, chill... multiple reasons.
>>47828057She's my mom, duh! That's always your ideal woman.
>>47828046I want to have public sex with the undead
>>47828057>Smug>furry>rich>femdom>cute ears>is a cat>probably good at magic and stuff>a learned woman
>>47828046A troll in that outfit or the Wight's original dress would be a godsend to see
>>47828046That one is good but I would also like to see a Troll wearing a dress that cuts down all the way down to her ass like pic related
>>47828053Yes but with also a version showing of she looks front the front, from the sides would be great too to show some erotic Troll sideboob
>>47828114>>47828138Can't forget about the high heels.
>>47828092I want to have private sex with just 1 undead. I'm monogamous and shy.
>>47828048All dragon names are 3-part shouts. I wonder what shouting her name does: turn stone into lava, destroy boulders, or turn shoot ice projectiles? Or does her name do something silly like summon goofy goat appear or a bunch of cheese wheels?
>>47828240Oooh, I hope it's the cheese wheels one.
>>47828057She's an ElfI don't need any other reason
>>47828235Undead deserve slow romantic body heat sharing and fucking with mood lighting.
>>47828300even space elves?
>>47828300Based.
>>47828306
>>47828235I want to be monogamous to a Zombie and I hope she never turns into a Wight despite all the intense lovemaking she gets day and night
>>47828329Anons keep acting like wighting is an inevitability, meanwhile an ordinary Zombie and her husband are happy not dealing with nobility stuff.
The cat has come for your seed
>>47828326Wisps have a special niche of being one undead that can keep YOU warm.
>>47828361https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPuKZh3Ez7E
>>47828361does she lift?
>>47828394hold on, cats can't actually get much caloric value out of plants tho , is it drenched in butter or something?
>>47828361Jokes on her she's gonna be debilitatingly pregnant afterwards.
>>47828361cringe cat gets nothing
>>47828411Man, I dunno; cats are weird sometimes.
>>47828361>Hand her a pack of tomato seeds
>>47828411>>47828445>cats are weird sometimes.That they are.https://files.catbox.moe/dgb62p.webm
>>47828463I cannot IMAGINE the litter box that cat's gonna leave behind. It would have to be insane. Cats are not meant to eat a whole goddamn beat.Shit, NOBODY is meant to eat a whole goddamn beat. They're a weird food.
>>47828471i once fermented beets, the smell was permanently etched into the rubber gasket .
>>47828471>Cats are not meant to eat a whole goddamn beat.I believe that's a sweet potato bred to have this color.>Shit, NOBODY is meant to eat a whole goddamn beat. They're a weird food.Beets are perfectly fine, at least for humans. I could definitely go for some now.
>>47828497Well, I'm still gonna believe they're beats in my heart, even if they're some kinda purple sweet potato.
>>47828329>>47828350I'd like a proud and noble(in the more general sense too) undead girl like a Wight or Ochimusha, all the more sweeter to be lovey dovey with one.
Out of nowhere--BUNYIPS
>>47828329What if she's a wight that keeps acting like a zombie? Just that you notice that her wounds and scars healed and her skin is pristine and paleI bet that there's a children's movie in MGE world with that plot, it just has a lot of hardcore sex
>>47828471Why do you always focus on the litter box.
>>47828580Look at that Smugyip
>>47828592Well, that time it was a practical matter--give cats food they're not built for and you get messy litter boxes, or areas around them.But mostly I just like to joke about cat mamono using litter boxes because I think it's funny. In my heart of hearts, I think there's a Cheshire out there who agrees with me. But we'd both still agree that it's not funny to actually USE a litter box--just imply use of one.
>>47828603If you were bunyip, you'd be smug too.
>>47828615I'd be a shy autist, which I guess isn't different from my current situation.
>Vine Boom sound
Manticore wouldn't dare exploiting the fear of a man who's only afraid of abandonment.
>>47828764Sorry anon. I can sense you aren't my soulmate.
>>47828770Understandable, have a good day.
>>47828764Yes, but only because Miss Manticore is... well... she's not the brightest bulb, honestly.
>>47828776Please do not bully the 'cores, they are fearsome predators allegedly
>>47828799Feh, what's a core gonna do, stab me?
>>47828589>I bet that there's a children's movie in MGE world with that plot, it just has a lot of hardcore sexThat would be like a "Lady and the Tramp" kind of scenario but in monster version with lots of sex and the whole "wightification" process in detail, if you know what I mean
Bees or wasps? Which way Anon?
human boys are suckers for big ________
>>47828937horns
It is only right to marry mama
>>47828937Tails>>47828939Seggs
>>47829007Big tails you say?
>>47829006What drives a man to this?
>>47829028Grooming and calculated isolation usually
>>47828937hugs
I like manticores
>>47829028Not having a father to give him a cute sister to marry instead.
>>47829064you can't just say that and not expect there to be consequences
The ideal size difference.
>>47829023I'm pretty sure my face goes in there
>>47829108Lovely big bodyguard wife.
>>47829064I want a manticore that can still put the fear of God in me even after years of blissful marriage.
>>47829064Would attack a manticore with unrelenting deredereShe will become a cuddlecore
I am 27, I don't need a momster
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.Instead, be sure to remember that every business, by law, is required to have a dedicated 'one on one bonding' room. Also that the room must have a fire escape.
>>47829158what about an auntster?
>>47829169>'one on one bonding' room.Put it next to the bathrooms so they can wash up afterAnd if the lines get mixed up and people enter the wrong room? Businesses are not liable by law for what happens
>>47829170I have -500% hag resist so I'll have to decline.
>>47829170Any aunster that is not a satyros is no auntster of mine.
>>47829182>In other news, an employee is putting forward a complain after being stuck in the 'One on One Bonding room' for four hours after mistaking it for the restroom.>"I just wanted to wash my hands! I came out dehydrated, sore, and married!">His four wives say they will support him in these difficult times but they don't expect him to win his case against the city and look forward to moving into his apartment.
>>47829158>27Literally underage.
>>47829158I am 28 and I do need a momster.
So a question from someone who's been away for a while: what are folks sharing stories with since Pastebin decided to not let folks write stories on their site? There a decent replica for ye olde pastebin around, or is it something complicated?
>>47829212I am a MAN
>>47829235Little man
>>47829228the few writers left now post on AO3
>>47829249I am 1.80 and I do not need milk!
Remember always, lesbians and "Dykes getting Dicked" exists even in MGE. So so your duty and do the needful and give the lesbians your penis so they can become monster girls faster!
>>47829301Maybe you should do a 360 instead.
>>47829303I headcanon that all bicorns are lesbians, and that's why they want their husbands to have a harem, so they can have fun with the other wives.
>>47829158I am 34, I do need a blood related momster
>>47829391Too bad, you get a dragon momster that's your 1470 years your senior and a blood related ancestor of yours. Or should I say great^n grandmomster.
>>47826776this one wont
>>47828361She should be careful about what she asks for. It can be very lewdfull
>>47829403That's fine too
>>47829158I'm 24, I want a CC, not a mom, but I heard that it's a rare occurrence nowadays
>Anger manticore>She starts yelling at you in ancient Greek and/or ancient Persian
>>47829485From what I understood, she needs a good diking.
>>47829485She dated herself by doing that.
>>47829485Persian belly-dancer gf
>>47829485I didn't know batcats could read the silly college fraternity letters. I thought it was just gibberish they made up
>>47829485I activate the "chin scritches" to remove her anger debuff
>>47828937mamono cocks!
The Raid Boss of the week.
>>47829553Fabulous
Fat vampire ass is designed to perfectly fit human heads, thus enabling a bloodsucker to extract essence undisturbed, rather than through hemoglobin ingestion
>>47829601Yeah but dhampir ass is more enjoyable
>>47829601Fat vampire ass belongs in human hands
>>47829601I... What? Can you go through that one more time?
>>47829662Plush vampire ass on human face, plump beautiful vampire lips go on penis, "mana" comes out
>>47828937chungus
>>47829709Imma slap my mamono wife's huge tits like bongos and call them "heckin' chungus"
Thinking about lonely mamono thinking about me thinking about them.
>>47829455>CCA what?
>>47829859Credit Card, anon is a manchild and doesn't have a bank account, so he needs a sugar mama momster to buy him stuff.
>>47829859how did we get to CC being a word of "the before times?"
>>47829866standard lingo change, only its going faster thanks to internetnow instead of cc and thicc its hag and (at least for tiktok babies) gyatt
>>47829866quite easily since the word hag was spammed day in and day out for months and months.
>>47829873hag isnt that new, its just more fun to say than spinster, ut hag is usually older, like 40s, rather than late 20s or early 30s for cc
>>47829859>CCI means christmas cakeno want wants to by Christmas cakes after Christmas dayergo, the Japanese use "christmast cake" as a joke term for 25+year old single women
>>47829873Damn stupid zoomers making 25 years old monsters cry by calling them hags.
>cougar Cougar girl
>>47829889>25Classic japs.
>>47829668Ummmmm... Is this going to be on the test?
For anubis.moe https://archiveofourown.org/works/58800595
>>47829987Maledom?
>>47829955It will be on the practical test next week.
Jabberwock's dragon name:>Dupogaankipraan>"Devour many meal"Her shout summons a platter of deluxe bacon burgers.
>>47830112It's honestly 90% a wyvern trying to make authentic taco kot foods, so it's basically just recipes.
How high does "feeding your wife spoonfuls of icecream amd leading her with the spoon into giving you a kiss" rank in terms of gaining eros favor.
>>47831118two camps of "thats romantic" and "just kiss her already"
>be caravaneering merchant on the Dilk Road>day 2 of 3 of your long journey through the largest desert of the continent>no pyramids, no ruins, no sandworm rumbles, not even a cheeky oasis mirage, just saaaaaaaaannd>it gets everywhere, but it's actually extremely fine and almost soft>a speck has appeared in front of the sun>it swoooooops down alllll the way and perches on top of your caravan>gandharva!>after peering at you for half an hour, she tunes her sitar for another 10 minutes>then, she begins a recital of some exquisitely atmospheric desert tunes: many-hours-long progressive ambience, interspersed with long sections of self-harmonic singing, holding incredible notes for longer than any mermaid you've heard>you am become Anon of Anubia>she also plays combat music>what the fuck>took you a while to figure out what was going on the first time>the girtablilu had almost made it to your wagon and stuck you good>the next time, you'd aggro'd a sandworm and had to bring you caravan to a complete stop and beg your songbird to shut up please stop PLEEEEASE stop>she just grinned and kept going, making you sweat cold>turns out she knows more about sandworms than you do>the rumbles fade away...>as planned, you've made it to the caravanserai by next dawn, taking shelter before the nectarine sunrise turned into something hostile>she seems happy to have helped you and is ready to fly away>as it stands, you need the sleep very much, but you haven't had a real conversation yet on account of her occupying herself with performance and your politeness to not interrupt it>as it stands, you're staring instead of deciding>"Would habibi like a lullaby, too~?"
>>47830112is it any good?
>>47831134Cute green
>>47830886Canon Jabberwock is a fit hourglass
YOU are invited.
>>47831458>canonwho askedwho careswhy haven't you fucked off yetplease kill yourself asap
>>47831599I asked, I care.
>>47831599He'll never leave.
>>47831597to?
>>47831628The party, although I'm afraid there's not two of them, only one.
>>47831133What about surprising my grizzly wife with a honey fountain where she can fip her favourite snack (me) for her birthday?
Do you think a fairy would live in your pants?
>>47831666>fip*dip
Is coffee good for your wife?
>>47831682She looks like she has a penis.
>>47831673cant i live in her pants?
>>47831698You really want pants her other client left?
>>47831666Make sure ants don't find it.
>>47831682Yeah I wouldn't want her to fall asleep mid-night
>>47831628
>>47831840Goatwife can be pretty jumpy even without coffee.
>>47831881>neighbors can't sleep because of noises of bed creaking and goat bleating coming out of your apartment all night
>>47831809Is that all Eros has to say? Guess the gesture wasn't romantic enough.What if i build a spa for my march hare wife complete with carrot shaped pillows on top of a sofa, a massage table and a small pool doused with relaxant so that she can comfortably relax at the end of the day without needing to rape me wildly for hours and ending more tired than she was to begin with?
>>47832037You should qualify as an Eros saint at least.
You are now imagining a cheshire cat cuddled up to you, purring, and sleep memeing.
Sweepy sweep
>>47832271True memekot experience
>family reunion due to holidays >go because your parents always bitch around staying in contact yet you don't care about meeting people you barely know>spend the whole morning saying hello to uncles, cousing and many other you have seen like once or twice in your life>no common conversation topics or anything, you just sit around drinking >spot the unmarried auntster you used to play around when you were a young kid>still voluptuous and looking pretty bored and annoyed by other family members joking about her still being single>she also spots you and says hello>you end up talking and cracking some jokes with her while having a drink>after dinner you decide to go explore town a little with her as your guide>suddenly you two are standing in front of a love hotel and a downpour starts>you two take refuge in the hotel as a quick measure but one thing leads to another and end up balls deep inside your auntster the whole afternoon >you come back to the party and spend the whole family weekend dodging the other family member and mating pressing your auntster at every opportunity >fanily weekend ends and you say goodbye to her saying that you enjoyed it a lot and should do this more often>next year reunion you see each other again planning on doing the same>except she now has a baby with her
>>47832271>sleep memeing>you're sleeping with millennial chesh when she starts fidgeting>she starts mumbling things like "skibidi" and "fanum tax">she's having a nightmare>you cuddle closer to her and whisper>"you thought these zoomers were real? Nope, it's just Chuck Testa">She seems to calm down a bit>she mumbles "I can has cheezburger?">you channel your inner M Bison "Yes, Yes!">she relaxes and drifts back into a deep peaceful sleep filled with vintage memes
>>47832532>but one thing leads to another and end up balls deep inside your auntMany such cases.
>>47832532>next year she has a girl and a baby>next year she has two girl and a baby and so onAt this point she should live with you and start a proper family instead of just giving birth to your cousindaughters
Post your best/rare femcels(dragons)
>>47832768>dear diary>anon was a jerk again today, I hate him so much especially when he reads my diary yes I know if you are reading this it's too late I'm already behind you
>>47832753>At this point she should live with you and start a proper family instead of just giving birth to your cousindaughtersBut she's your mom's sister, that's a forbidden affair
>>47832862Different cultureYou wouldn't get it
>>47832862>>47833008Mamonobanana enables family tree shapes some consider... unnatural
>Dragon wife that has people worshipping her like a god as they're part of the Dragon Cult
>>47832862Would you be able to hold back if your auntster looked like this?
Are you brave enough to lick the inside of a cheshire cat's mouth?
>>47833290Having an aunt like this is one thing, but imagine having a meido like that and you watch her bend over with her fat ass to clean up trash every day
>>47833290What if she's the one not being able to hold back?
>>47833448The maid academy's summer uniform is truly excellent.
>>47833448I love voluptuous meidos that always do their best
>>47833448I want to be a clean and well mannered mastah so my kiki can be bored and horny all day. Idle hands are the devil's playthings after all
>>47831599>why haven't you fucked off yet>please kill yourself asapbig words from someone still trying to peddle the "all jabberwocks are fat because they eat other people" shite that belongs on /trash/
Unfortunately, I am dying of TB. No monster will get a chance to save me or claim me. It's over.
>>47833634Oh no! This man has testicular blueness!
>>47833486Exquisite chest fluff on this hound, optimal for getting my face shoved into while she possessively claws my back
>>47833578>ll jabberwocks are fat because they eat other people I thought the dormouse thing was canon.
>>47833860Which dormouse thing?Vore obviously isn't.But they do taste like molasses, their spit and pussy juices.Try reading the books if you're ever confused or want to brush up on the wonderful setting.
>>47834019But we talk about voring dormice all the time. I am so confused.
>>47834025>weDelusional shitposter
I like when auntsters try to dress like young girls instead of acknowledging their age
>>47834145Their old outfits still fit
French kissing Chesh and cutting her off just before mating pressing her every time she tries to tell you a bad joke or pun!
French kissing Chesh's ass
>>47834364Based, that how you should handle every mamonos but especially chesh and their spankable ass
>>47834025Because those girls are just so darn edible!
>Try to correct evil witch >She corrects me instead
>>47834272I can fix that.
>>47834596This succ does not look trustworthy.
>>47834607Must be because it's an oni and a western vtuber.
>>47834641That's a pathetic looking oni, too small. They should be big and strong, and preferably red.
>>47834660I find big blue oni very approachable.
>>47834668Red is a better color though.
>>47834641Gross
What's the ideal size for a p'orcer harem?I'm partial of anything from 5-7.
>>47832079A bit of a high praise, but i guess building a whole spa is a lot of work.What about kissing my oomukade childhood friends on the cheeks and then running away in embarrasement.
>>47834717My ideal p'orcer harem is 3 with a h'orc and an abandoned castle in the middle of the woods we found and started repairing bit by bit.
>>47834747>Crude p'orcish repairs Basically the rednecks of MGE. Or should I say pinknecks?
>>47834724That Oomukade should receive divine inspiration to find you afterwards.
>>47834756I can guide them towards embracing the wonders of science and technology. You need strong hands to move the stone needed for a castle too. We complete eachother.
>>47834788I like to imagine p'orcers would do all the things you shouldn't do when it comes to electricity. Exposed wires, daisy chains, etc. If it works, it works, right? And somewhere nearby, there's a raiju lying in wait.
>>47834802P'orc excited to have hot showers now that she bought one of those Brazilian heater contraptions.
>Arrogant human! Over a hundred years Bonegrinder lives, never hears such foolishness!
>>47834872Another day, another nemesis for the ranger...
>>47834757Need me an Eros mukade to take me away into a reeducation camp and open my heart to love again.
>>47834802We'll beat the raiju into submission and then use her as a portable battery.
You will be kissed by the whitehorn. You WILL enjoy it.
>>47834955She seems nice but my heart is for deem
>>47834957Her heart is demonic.
>>47834955>called a Whitehorn>horns are clearly brownI have been rused.
>>47834967Sorry, no refunds. >snickering danuki runs off into the distance
>>47834965Lies. Whitehorns are pure girls. I'll bet she thinks fuzzy handcuffs are peak BDSM.
It's all fun and games until the manticore loads the armor piercing spines
>>47835010They are though?
>>47835018Clearly the fuzzy PURPLE handcuffs are superior
>>47835018BigDeerSnuggleMen
>>47834955She can't find me I'm wearing camo
This is the future kitsune want.
>>47835018Whitehorn bait. I bet she doesn't even make you wear a collar.
>>47835035Make sure to wear the deer scent too, she'll never detect you
PSA: Luring whitehorns into your backyard with salty snacks is ILLEGAL. You'll make them chubby.Prepare a nice meal instead or face punitive actions.
My body is machine that turns virgin whitehorns into non-virgin whitehorns.
>>47835048I'm trying to hide and you want to spray fake rut pheromones everywhere. Are you secretly a whitehorn?
>>47835062That's dumb, Anon. Or course not. And there are definitely no manticores here either.Speaking of which, try using some manticore musk instead. The smell of a big, strong predator will keep those pesky leaf-eaters away for sure.
>>47835046I will make her make me wear a collar. >>47835055Nothing the authorities can do about it anyways. Ill have a nice fluffy and slightly chubby whitehorn to cuddle with after she whips me(gently)
>>47835046The handcuffs were for her hands
>It's raining outside but the Sun is shiningWho's responsible for this?
>>47835119Foxes
>>47835079Manticores aren't predators. They can't even fly with those massive tits of theirs
>>47835119File a passive-aggressive complaint with your local weather ryu
>>47835139>People are having fun, I better samefag on garbage from three and a half hours ago to try stirring the pot againabout as subtle as a whitehorn kick to the nuts
>>47835159CBT with a dominatrix Whitehorn...
This soup tastes a bit...foxy to me.
>>47831597I'm currently studying Wonderland fine dining etiquette so I can persuade her to put her hat on me.Did you know that the direction of your tea stirring is actually a signal to the other diner(s)?Clockwise means "the food is lovely." Counterclockwise means "I consent." I think it's a translation error? Like, it's supposed to be "I concur," i.e. you silently agree with what they're saying while you let them talk?
>>47835182>This soup tastes a bit...foxy to me.You mean it tastes a bit vulpes vulpesy?
>>47835159sorry i just scroll the threads at my own pace and not always keep up with the latest postshave a chocolate instead
I will draw Troll
>>47835345Draw a Troll offering you a fancy sword
>>47835345I look forward to getting Trolled.
>>47835345don't bother
>lifting your loli Balrog gf by the horns to kiss her
>>47835321Is a nice coin
>>47835431anon you'll hurt her neck
>>47835431How to talk to short monsters
>>47835527It's fine, the Balrogs have strong necks to carry those big ass horns plus she's a little girl and therefore very light.
>>47835527It's better to lift from their sturdy tail
She asks you who your favourite fictional skeleton is (besides her of course).Careful, she's a great judge of character. Skeletons know all about seeing things that aren't skin deep.
>>47835663Mr bones, the blues musician
I liked the masked balrog villainess character in the other thread, I thought it was cute, especially the part about not wanting her dad to find out about her moonlighting as a villain
>>47835697where is the mother in this situation?
>>47835345POV troll missionary w/ and w/o impreg.
>>47835697what does her father not want her to be her true confident self?
>>47835712The "villainess" part, I suppose.
>>47835712pretty sure her dad wouldn't want her to be a criminal who gets beaten up by mamono magi on the regular
>>47835703business trips, gets very lonely, husband must train night and day before she gets back so that he might survive
>>47835697>masked balrog (needs a better name) doing a bunch evil shenanigans >prancing about the place, corrupting innocents.into masquerade drones, etc>having the time of her life>accidentally bumps into dad
>>47835345Troll wearing this dress >>47828046
>>47835741>masked balrog (needs a better name)Gal'Gnaga (after the Venetian cat mask)
>>47835753>fits poorly (she is very embarrassed)
I don't even have to pay her. She just cleans my house, and I get to boink her multiple times a day.Kikis are so easy to dominate. They can't get enough of me.
>>47835753She tries to cover her nipples or her buttcrack in vain, they show anyway
>>47835697>>47835732>>47835741>>47835755>Gal'Gnaga is terrorising the flower district mall!>her masquerade swells from the panicking people>soon all the fineries of the mall will be hers!>but apparently there is still some resistance in the clothing wing>she arrives to personally quell the remaining rabble>only to find dear old dad helping to fend of her horde of drones>he shouldn't be here!>it's bowling night! (he decided not to go tonight and instead get a gift for his wife)>he inishes suplexing a masked mino>looks up to her floating above>proceeds to yell at her and mouth off about how much of a vile creature she is, not realising she's his own flesh and blood>she almost bursts into tears>dispels the drones assaulting the group>turns to quickly fly away>mamono magi crash through the roof behind her to save the day
>>47835812>momma'rog takes the first flight home after hearing what happened >practical bowls him over when he arrives home after getting the once over by emergency services >would have given him a second daughter right there and then if Gal'Gnaga (now in her meek amd bookish true form) wasn't there>after peeling off his wife the whole family settles in for the evening >dad recounts the events of the day>says how it was just luck that he didn't end up as another slave to that disgusting tyrant Gnaga>daughter'rog is barely keeping it together >momma'rog thinks she just stressed out with worry over what's happened>dad pats her on the head and tells her not to worry>those brave magi saved him after all!>villainous activity drops for month
In these trying times I wonder what it would be like to have a cait sith use my face as her throne.
>>47835697>masked balrog villainessmade me think of a scene: open airfield, a pink jet stands in the background, a trio of cupids in front of it, one dressed business casual, the battlegear duo flanking her. A centaurless carriage arrives, Dr. Anon and Minotaur Driver exit out of it.>Dr. Anon, I'm CIA (Cupid Intelligence Agency)>>He wasn't alone.>Aah, you don't get to bring girlfriends~!>>>They're not my girlfriends!!>>Don't worry, no charge for them. another Minotaur handles the passengers (three mamono, look like Pyrows, like pic related, with bags over their heads but unzipped hoodies and bikinis on full display) out of the car.>And why would I want them?>>They were tryin' to grab yer prize. They work for the mercenary. The Masketta Gal>(excitedly) Balrog?>>*nod* Yeh.>Get them on board, I'll call it in.next scene is in the plane, after unsuccessfully interrogating, and successfully faking the killings of, the two Pyrow henchwomen, CIA Cupid unhoods the third one who turns out to be the masked Balrog herself>If I pull that off, will you cry?>>It would be extremely shameful....>You're a big girl-->>For you~~<3and while CIA Cupid is stunned by this apparent gayness, Masketta Gal Balrog hijacks the plane with another, bigger plane, her pyrows and devils bag and tag everyone in the CIA plane, Balrog holds Dr Anon in a very tight hug (the gayness was a distraction), something something "the fire rises" i forget how the scene goes, but looking it up would be too much effort for a page 10 shitpost
>>47835812>>47835876>>47835900quality stuff anons
>>47835755so that just leaves the bratty vampire in need of a nameas well as any additional villains anyone can think of
>>47835933enough about villains, what about the magi's love interests?
It should be called kitty court. And in it many men should be publically raped by cait sith in a humilation ritual for their crimes.
>>47835942magi purple doesn't have one but she sure does spend a lot of screen time interacting with the black/green knight
>>47835663Skeletor
>>47835663Lim Fandango
Very revealing fancy dresses are great on monsters
>>47836003Dresses don't have to be fancy.
>>47835663the "rattle me bones" skeletonhis boardgame sucks but his character in the advert makes up for that and is a good reason to have the game even if you never play it
>>47835663I come from a very pro-skeleton family. I was raised on The Skeleton Dance, and mom was a massive fan of Jack Skellington in my youth.
>>47835663>mfw Skeleton-chan is inside my body
Kikis do not smell good. They smell like musty clothes, dirt, sweat, and even a hint of wet dog smell. It's because they're working all day, cleaning. So in turn, they get dirty. They clean themselves daily, but for the majority of the day, they're a bit smelly.
>>47836095Post sent from a Shogputer.
>>47836116Stop all the downloading.
>>47836207>ai slop
>>47836095that's why i only sex my kikis in the shower, when we bathe together, and after the shower when we go to sleep together
