pɐǝɹɥʇ ɐɾᴉǝS
The raw sexual charisma of this stinky gremlin is unbelievable.
>>47913580Now flip the other way!!
>>47913580Seija and her girlfriend!!
>>47913589She is a rapist though.
Why does she look so much prettier upside down?
>>47915185can't rape the willing
>>47915245you can try
>>47915185Would roses be anywhere as appealing if they didn't have their thorns?
>>47915469In terms of passive admiring, yes they would. The fun of thorns comes from the effort at picking up roses.
>>47913580The ntrhu!
>>47918617Tits too big
>>47913580*pat pat pat*
I definitely DO NOT like Seija I don't wish to have a happy family with her and love her unconditionally
>>47921287WTF Sagume I never know that you are a lesbian...
Seija would 100% cheat on you.
>>47923045Not if I let her cheat on me consensually.
>>47923045She will cheat on you with girls only.
>>47913589Lets see her be smug when shes squeezing out half-jaku brats
>>47923045Do I get to watch or...
>>47923045If you think she would, she wouldn't.
>>47923045If you think she wouldn't, she would.
>>47923045Also she would want you to cheat on her. That's just the 'jaku relationship style.
>>47928814>cheat on herlolwut
>>47923045Kill yourself out of my wife's thread.
>>47929579Your wife, my wife, another anon's wife, random villager's wife, random tengu's wife, random goblin's wife, random dog's wife... et cetera.Though if you put a ring on it she'll always come back to you after her sexcapades. She might even decide not to tell you about the fun she had and lie you're her only one.
>>47913580I'm going to rape Seija
>>47929579What will your wife's boyfriends think about this?
Where do Seija NTR jokes come from?
>>47929724The same "people" that spam it in the Hatate threads, the Aya threads, the Yukari threads, the Ran threads, etc.
>>47929724being a monogamous wife requires you to be faithful to your partner and the other thing seija is capable of being faithful to is herselfshe enjoys when she upsets other people, so upsetting you by sleeping around is just one facet of your new married life (hell)
>>47929625>>47929715>>47929743kill yourselves NTRniggers
>>47929749dude, you wanted a fucking amanojaku wifeyou can't complain when you get what you wanted
A little cheating is worth being with her.>>47929743Literally this.
>>47929753>>47929749she won'y cheat on youshe will however making you feel as miserable as possible, including, but not limited to, do everything to make you think she does cheat on you,
Reminder that in the big booba Seija hentai game the canon ending is mind breaking Seija into loving you by never raping her.
>>47930828> do everything to make you think she does cheat on you,Least deluded cuck
>>47929724Everyone knows amanojaku are built for sustained reverse rape leading to accidental pregnancy and forced marriage followed by lifelong tsundere wife who insists on being on top all the time.
>>47932568You can't fix her. The Jaku fucks as she pleases and she won't fuck you.
>>47929724Seija is designed to be the anti-waifu. The more you try to love her, the more she'll do everything in her power to cause you strife. It's not her fetish, not her hobby, it's her very nature. Like a lion going for the throat, or the hyena eating their prey alive.So it stands to reason that, once in a relationship, she'll ruin it even for herself by betraying her partner's trust. It's like a drug, not only for her, but for the partner as well.Heed these words, said by a wise man fishing by the village: "Never go 'jaku, you can't go backu."
>>47932633Imagine realising that the amanojaku likes you because she keeps picking on you, bullying you, and making crude sexual jokes about you...
>>47932633"like a drug, not only for her, but for the partner as well."Well said. Sounds really hot that way lol.
>>47932633Nah, I'd win.
>>47933535How so?
>>47933582Wouldn't you like to know?My victory will be complete and uncontested over my jakuwife.
>>47913580Can she hook me up with her mother?
>>47936657Which ones? She has two mothers.
>>47939135I was talking about the moonie, who's the second one?
Seija takes Nuenis on the daily
Seija commits tax fraud on the daily
Amanojacock > Nuenis
>>47943771...in terms of how small it is.
>>47943793Actually, they are different and have it's own advantages. Nuenis is flexible and can be costumized as desired. Meanwhile, if you feel Amanojacock too small, Seija can make you feel it larger without changing it physically, and vice versa.
I can fix her
>>47950579I can make her worse
>>47955920I can keep her the same.
>>47958511Wise choice, anon
>>47958542Why change perfection after all.
>>47928814But I don't want to cheat on her. She can cheat on me if she wants though.
This thread has been up for too long. Please stop posting and let it be archived.
>>47962109Seija's feet....
>>47965256>Please stop posting and let it be archived.I get what you mean. Here's a bump.
>>47976425I wish that were me instead of Reimu.
>>47976439Do you want to get bullied by Seija?
>>47976450Yes, I want to be bullied by a very cute girl like Seija.
>>47981094...loves sucking human cock
>>47981129lewd 'jaku
>>47981129She loves diddling little girls actually
>>47976425Seija works well as Reimu's lover
The 'jaku is getting an MV in about 12 hours.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK5EEtvWl88
>>47988350I wanna kiss her like spider-man
>>47988350it'd be a real seija move if she gets an actually good mv instead of the straight trash akatsuki records has been putting out lately
>>47981669My wife is so based.
>>47988531Based on what?
>>47988549The department.
Soon.
>>47988350Just came back from watching the MV, truly a work of art. I wish Seija was real so I could marry her.
>>47991545You cant marry her, I'm already in an abusive relationship with her and her girlfriend.
>>47991578TOO LATE
>>47991656You downloaded a picture of her on our wedding day from her twitter, so what?
>>47991578Tell us more about this abusive polyamorous relationship, anon.
>>47988350Cool. Much better than the one with Rumia!
>>47988350>I know to be loved is to grow weaker, but, well...>I was fine fending for myself all on my lonesome - oh just leave me alone!and this expression... CUTE!
>>48000871Amanocute!
Seijafeet
>>48007999
>>48008249Yeah I think I'm going complain about how hungry I am to eat my big breakfast, watch her stuff down every last bite, then aggressive slap her full tummy
>>48007999>>48008249Would you still kiss her cute feet even after she's done giving a footjob to a male tengu? Imagine the insults she would use on you...
>>48008595I'd kiss and lick harder if she did that.
>>48008595Of course. She isn't even my gf.
>>47995172She only ever does things with her gf.When she comes home she tells me to get to work and when I go to bed she tells me to see nightmares and goes to sleep on the couch.
>>48013925>her gf.singular?
>>48015700Yes singular.
>>48013925Cute! So what do you get to do? Do they at least let you watch or listen in when they fuck?
Would you?
>>48021787Watch her fuck a line of bulls?
>>48018005I get to be the home husband...
˙ʎɐs ʎǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ɟo ǝʇᴉsoddo ǝɥʇ uɐǝɯ pǝsɹǝʌǝɹ ʇ,uǝɹɐ ʇɐɥʇ pɐǝɹɥʇ ǝɥʇ uᴉ sʇsod llɐ ʇɐɥʇ ɹǝpuᴉɯǝɹ
>>48022958In that case, what do the nue posts say? Seija is everyone's girlfriend, except for anon and a certain tentacle-winged person?
>>48021808Absolutely.
˙ǝɟıl ɹǝɥ llɐ uɐɯ ǝuo ɥʇıʍ dǝǝls ʎluo llıʍ puɐ ǝɹnd sı ǝɥs 'ᴚ⊥N puɐ ɓuıʇɐǝɥɔ ǝʞıl ʇıɥs ǝlqıɹɹoɥ ɥʇıʍ ɐɾıǝS ǝʞıl slɹıɓ lnɟıʇnɐǝq ɓuıɹǝpuɐls doʇs ʍoN ˙ɓuıɥʇʎuɐ ɹoɟ ʇou xǝs ɓuıʞɐɯ puɐ ʎǝʌop ʎǝʌol ɹoɟ sı nʞɐɾ, ǝɥʇ 'sʇoıpı ʎǝH
>>48024341Nah it's in Seija's nature to cheat and lie. The upside is that you're not the only one she'd trick like this.
Don't tell me you fell for her "I'll stay faithful to only you" lies. She says that to every poor sucker while being the town bicycle.
>>48024511She told me this morning that I am going to die alone and virgin though...
>>48024432>>48024511˙NI⅁ᴚIΛ ∀ ƎIᗡ ˥˥IM ∩O⅄ 'Iᴚ∀⋊∩⅄ ᗡƎΛO˥ Ǝᙠ ᴚƎΛƎN ˥˥IM ∩O⅄ ˙spɐǝɹɥʇ ɹǝɥ uı ɐɾıǝS ɹǝpuɐls sı op uɐɔ llɐ oɥʍ sqɯoʍ uǝɹɹɐq ɥʇıʍ sɓɐɥ ʇıdǝɹɔǝp puɐ ɓuıʎl ǝsoɥʇ llɐ ǝʞılun 'puɐqsnɥ uɐɯnɥ ɐ oʇ pǝıɹɹɐɯ ʎlıddɐɥ sı puɐ lɹıɓ pooɓ ɐ sı ɐɾıǝS ˙ǝnɹʇun ǝɹoɟǝɹǝɥʇ pǝsɹǝʌǝɹ ʇou sı ʇxǝʇ ɹno⅄
Do you want to watch the jaku get plowed by another man or do you prefer to participate with the stranger?
>>48025147I want to plow the guy myself while saying how thigh he is and how she will never be like this since she is a woman and not while making direct eye contact with Seija. Oh yeah, she is chained to a plastic chair across the room right next to the door while our children are playing outside.
>>48025147I'm fine with watching from a corner. Having her tease me she she gets plowed in our bed sounds so hot.
>>48025216Would Seija be okay with that?
``Being Seijafag is suffering``
>>48026814That's what happens when you love this sadistic promiscuous youkai.
>>48029727Are you a maso, anob?
flatja > boobyja
>>48032450pǝsnɟuoɔ ɯ,I ˙˙˙ʎɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ uᴉ pǝddᴉlɟ oslɐ s,ʇᴉ os uʍop-ǝpᴉsdn ʇou s,ʇᴉ puɐ ǝʇᴉsoddo oslɐ sᴉ ʇxǝʇ ǝɥʇ ʇdǝɔxǝ 'ǝʇᴉsoddo ǝɥʇ s,ʇᴉ oS
What's Seija's opinion on futanari doujin?
>>48039441The greatest culture in the history of human civilization
>>48021808Are the bulls human or actual bulls?
>>48044994Actual bulls disguised as humans.
nekoja
Nue's girlfriend
>>48039441she LOVES it!https://exhentai.org/g/1667482/9291d8e83a/
>>48060438>tags:autofellatioNo way Seija!
>>48060438H-hot
>>48066714What happened? she looks sad.
>>48069636I imagine that sometimes Seija just starts crying for no reason. Ugly, heaving, snot dribbling bawling in the dead of night.
>>48066714Seija would absolutely support saving thumbnails of images instead of the real image.
What would Seija do on Halloween?
>>48077762Wrong thread. >>47693033
>>48077797I'm starting to think that both Seija and Hatate are a bad influence on other 2hus.
Just testing if jannies turned autosage for me. The previous music thread died because of it and the current one likely will as well...
>>48103936Deserved for all those cuck/NTR posts in this thread. Glad to see jannies read all my reports. Total Seija love victory, total cuck death.
>>48103936>>48104022>autosage>jannieshttps://www.4chan.org/janitorappnewfag
>>48103936There's no fucking autosage at work here. You can't bump threads out of page 9 and 10 in /jp/ if your IP is new and hasn't posted before. It has been this way for years now.Just make sure to not clean your cookies and try to maintain a single IP.
>>48104262Dude, he is clearly a crossposter newfag. He doesn't even know the difference between janitors and mods, let alone how the bump mechanism works in /jp/.
Seija's thread suddenly went quiet. Now no one will notice this cute jaku...
>>48111908We shall awaken /jp/ and start the revolution!
>>48111908Woah, shes hideous.
>>48112003whore
>>48113421that's a good thing
So how many dicks did she suck today? Gotta be at least 15, right?
>>4811610818 by my count (none of them mine).
>>47913580Would Seija fuck an incel just piss the rest of society off? This is important.
>>48118264Yes. She would marry and love him even.
>>48118264>>48118589Yes, then cheat on him.
>>48118728Please kill yourself
>>48118728Please live yourself.
>>48118728(With Nue)
>>48132644Typical Seija poster.
How do we fix Seija?
>>48134473There is no fix for contrarian.
>>48134473Sex.Loveydovey sex.
Page 10? I say reverse!
>>48134473With nuenis
fumo
>>48164352cute
>>48134473Why fix her?
>>48169803I saw you delete that.
>>48169610She can be turned into a trad wife with enough love and proper treatment!!
>>48171007But she's a lesbian
>>48171159Lesbian with whom?
>>48169803Congratulations for trying to silent bump a thread instead of contributing content!I will make sure to congratulate you as much as possible in the future, so as many anons in this thread as possible can appreciate your hard work!
>>48171906and of course I posted nue instead of seiga while trying to be smugmay the heavens flip me upside down
>>48171906Nta, but what's wrong with silent bump again?
Finally, a merciful death.
>>48171276Her gf nue!
>>48202370Why do you keep bumping this thread? Do you like Seija that much?
Seija on page 1!
twintails seija
>>48216207More like twindicks seija
>>48216214Why r u gaey?
>>48216214I've read that doujin.
Why do they look so much alike?
>>48219170source?>>48220999fat & stinky 'jaku.
>>48220999I'm going to bully this fatty (with my dick).
>>48226942She'll invert your dick
>>48227510How would that work? She turns things upside down not inside out.
>>48227537She reverses thingsYou're gonna be a pretty ugly girl, anon, but at least Seija will bully your pussy
>>48227584>She reverses things>You're gonna be a pretty ugly girlYou're calling him...handsome?
>>48220637She is Seija's lost sister.
>>48227685Wait, that makes Anon gay, would Seija turn him straight?
>>48236050Why turn him into a straight man when he could be a full-fledged bisexual?
!plif
Reminder that you can't say you really love Seija unless you'd be willing to become Gensokyo's enemy and stand alongside her to help her realize her dream of revolution
>>48266320it wouldn't be great if she was so easy to hate.
