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Undead were made for anal, specially the small ones
>>47930300I'd rather have a big undead for vaginal sex, sometimes oral, and maybe occasional paizuri.
>>47930300They are made for both, there's nothing more majestic than impregnating a corpse and making her give birth to your children.
>>47930342Imagine being a human boy that was born out of a Zombie and gets raised by your clumsy mom and your horny aunts
Ahah imagine sexing the bunyip at the office in the middle of important meet up, just a funny idea, nothing real, ahah...
I replaced my Hellhound wife's entire wardrobe with nothing but sundresses, frilly blouses and skirts. When she wakes up she's gonna freak.
>>47930377I'm pretty sure that was stipulated in your work contract
Just eat him, they love that!
>>47930395The way to man's heart is through his wife's esophagus
>>47930300Intercrural, vaginal and anal intercourse with little undead girls and their huge pale butts.No oral because the mouth is for tongue-fucking during long deep kisses.
>>47930374>take a family photo with your Zombie family when you enter kindergarten>they are all clumsily posing >take the same photo when graduating highschool>they are all Wights nowFamily skinship is important
>>47930380Yeah, she's gonna be so happy she has something pretty to wear.
>>47930426This gives me an idea for a story.
>>47930295I don't care how "strong" some monsters are they're not stopping me from nibbling on their bellys/abs
If you legitimately pissed off some monsters and they were gonna beat you up when they reach your city in a week, would there be anything you could do to protect yourself?
>>47930467That Lich does have an exceptionally kissable and lickable belly.
>>47930496Call the angel mafia for protection and they'll arrange some concrete shoes for those monsters.
>>47930065It's worst than vtumor, it's a gacha.
>>47930534Have something better. Have mgq foxtaur.
>>47930541Yes mick we know, you are ebin troll. You can go back to your home shitshack on /vg/ already, they are a better fit for you.
Best undead for a young noblelady?
>>47930604Ghoul, great for a rebellious teen who keeps her elbows on the table and doesn't use the salad fork
>>47930604Wight for Ojou, Lich for Kuu, not sure what niche pharaoh's align with
>>47930562There will be more foxes in part 3 too.
>>47930604Banshee.
What if Wurmy and an Orange Werecat teamed up? We'd call it Wurm and Dumber
>>47930689It should be Wurmy and an Ignis. Wurm and Warmer.
>>47930633Maybe.>>47930637Those were the obvious choices but I want to avoid the obvious.>>47930687>clingy young noblelady Banshee whose new servant finds himself in awkward situations wondering why a 10/11 year old is turning him on>slowly finds himself breaking down and relenting when she breaks into tears because he leaves her to sleep alone in her bed or go to class without him by her sideOh yes, it's perfect.
I will pat a random Monster on the head in public and then walk off and leave and never see them again.
>>47930741That is how you get this.
>>47930633Imagine being the secret crush of a local heiress and never knowing, only for monsters to invade and she ends up becoming a Ghoul who breaks into your home, hauls you off to her house past her parents fucking like wild animals and up to her room where she sucks your dick until you pass out.
Touch the cow.
>>47930637>not sure what niche pharaoh's align withSomething like smug and flirty.>>47930724Other less obvious ones could be some Ochimusha as some high lord's daughter, or a Phantom that's naturally a genious child at painting or music.
>>47930785Maybe two young noble ladies then? Banshee and Ochimusha? Daughters of the lord born from his wife and "mistress?" My mind races.
Are you a pet enjoyer?
>>47930836I pamper any and all Lims with headpats and petting of all kinds.
>>47930842Perfect, beastfolks shouldn't have the monopoly on petting rations.
Great cheese comes from happy cows.
>>47930604Clumsy underachiever Zombie that happened to be born into a noble family
Damn kitsune asking for the pizza to be placed on the shrine's altar and then claiming it is an offering so she doesn't have to pay for it.
Fav monster type? For me it's slimes, they're fucking perfect in every way. They can do everything all other monsters can, but better.
>>47930880This but at least she's happy
>>47930748Oh noooo that would be terrible haha
I want a demi goddess/goddess wife so bad it's unreal.
Imagine dragons.
>>47930842Now I’m imagining a stern Lilim general collapsing into her husband’s lap for headpats and hugs after a stressful day keeping the Order from encroaching on monster territory.
>>47930880I've already done a Zombie story. Maybe at a later time.
>>47930899Even if she's not I'll make her happy
>>47930901You’d just better be ready to wake up being snuggled by her and then prepare to meet her parents at breakfast! Though her mother wasn’t a Vampire before yesterday.
You know what's weird to think about? MGE world is flat, be such a weird culture shock for them to come here and ours is a tiny lil ball, theirs is massive compared to ours too.
>>47930909>>47930930Do you guys somehow have access to my PC and Word?
>>47930295God, monster kids are so criminally sexy.
>>47930930>MGE world is flatIt's vague how that world's cosmology works, but there was that one artifact that suggests their world is round too.
Mummies can be flexible.
Anons, what are some of your dumbest story ideas? Ideas that sound funny or interesting, but have no real way of being fleshed out. I think having Ronald McDonald be the protagonist of a stereotypical isekai adventure in the world of MGE to be fucking hilarious.
>>47930950wow the pharaoh is so skilled! she should try for the Monlympics
>>47930953I have an idea that I haven't had the will to even start which involves an ultra degenerate MC that forms a harem of 72 girls. He'd Alp his dad and best friend with the help of the degenerate harem-obsessed Lim that becomes his first wife. It gets worse from there as he adds his mom, his sisters and many others to the harem including his daughters. Probably don't want to actually go through with writing that. It'd be too long and confusing to keep track of that many.
>>47930930Is the ISR world?
>>47930971But anon, that's a mummy
>>47930994nonsense, she's far too limber and uncovered to be a mummy
>>47930336More monsters need veiny tits.
bust a move!
>>47931001She looks trustworthy.
>be anon the teacher>expecting flayer parents to show up at parent's evening>"Hi nice to meet you, my name is Mrs Flayer.">Tentacleshake flayer>"Ah yes good evening. I was expecting Mr Flayer as well is he...?">"Hello yes I'm Mr Flayer. Nice to meet you.">"...">Handshake panties
>>47930745That is exactly what I want but with something more preferable, such as a whitehorn or kikimora.
>>47931045Why are you replying to the deranged troll, spammer and furry avatarfag that has been flooding these threads with his trash for literally 22 months straight?Actually the better question is, how isn't he super fucking banned a hundred times over by now when he's been doing this literally every day for 22 months straight?
What is:>Your favorite overall monster girl (waifu)>Your favorite monster girl that your family would most approve of>Your favorite monster girl that would be able to live with you comfortably in your current living situation>Your favorite monster girl that would increase your social status>Your favorite monster girl that would get you lynched by today's society ?
>>47930953I had a humorous one, but I doubt I can make the end result come out well. The protagonist out of curiosity or on a dare goes inside a haunted house, which he finds out is inhabited by ghost of a Bicorn that never scored in her life. She really takes liking to him and wants to start a harem for him, but he insists that he's very bad with the ladies and there's no way he'll be able to find another girl to like him. Bighost decides to take matters into her own hands and possesses him, so she can be the one to handle picking up the ladies and let him enjoy the results later. The problem is that her feminine mannerisms in his male body and their mixed mana makes other monsters confused or uncomfortable; for example a Hellhound changes her mind about pouncing him when the Bighorn starts sweet talking her, and a Succubus leaves MC a phone number that turns out to be a support line for newly turned and soon-to-be Alps. They eventually succeed with a Lich or other magically very powerful monster because she recognizes exactly what is going on and agrees to join when the guy talks to her without "help".
>>47931066I reply to posts that I like and ignore posts I don't. Simple as.I don't care about, follow, or pay attention to any resident aspies and trolls and the drama that's associated with them. I'm simply here for monster girl discussion and pictures. Sorry if that's not to your liking.
>>47931068>Lim>Lim>Lim>Lim>Baphomet
>>47931090
>>47931025Sneks take up so much space on the dance floor
>>47930906love me some co-dependency
>>47931068>Your favorite overall monster girl (waifu)Lamia>Your favorite monster girl that your family would most approve ofDanuki, kikimora, or holstaur.>Your favorite monster girl that would be able to live with you comfortably in your current living situationDanuki, kikimora, or holstaur.>Your favorite monster girl that would increase your social statusDemon>Your favorite monster girl that would get you lynched by today's societyDormouse
>>47931115That's how you get a super villain monster ready to destroy the world when you've gone missing and are presumed dead (in other words, you took 30 minutes too long at the grocery store because of traffic and long lines).
>>47931038Such is being a teacher in Abyss High.
>>47931000But there's no snake.
Will you drink the Tilk?
Looks like it's gonna be another dogshit thread.
>>47931068>Baphomet>Any adult female>Any but the big ones>Any powerful and/or rich mamono>Any loliYes
>>47931167The snake is just a pet, it's not like it's a part of her body.
>>47931169Well what is tilk?
>>47931167he's having a little nap
>>47931167extra snake
>>47931183It's not quite milk.It's not quite tail pussy juice.But it'll get you drunk on her love (and it tastes of pomegranate and full of manticore flavour).
>>47930930assuming it works on old NES RPG rules, seeing as how the bestiary is mostly based on those, it's topologically a torus (you go up all the way and arrive the bottom, you go left all the way and arrive on the right)it would be a culture shock that our planet is small, buti'm sure Gremlins will revive the space exploration missions, figure out a way to get rid of the space junk in LEO, and make some infrastructure like a mass driver or a skyhook or whatever so we can finally have colonies on mars, venus atmosphere, maybe even open a wormhole to Kepler 22-B, or terraform an ice planet by ramming rocky asteroids into it until there's a balance of water and land and it's in stable orbit closer to the goldilocks zone. Or or, just living in big space stations, that's comfy too. Our planet may be limited compared to the MGE world, but our space is much more limitless.
>>47931169stabbing yourself with plastic must be painful
>>47931193can I pet the snake?
>>47930898i want to touch
Nothing like walking into an autistic, NEET arachne's home and seeing a bunch of desiccated corpses of animals woven in web, hanging from the ceiling and stuffed away in the corners. Even worse is when she wraps you up too and places you next to one and then stares at you, unmoving and unblinking, for literally hours because she's too nervous on when and how to rape you. And even your desperate struggles only cause her to adjust her leg footing a bit.
>>47931167Anyone can have a snake, even lowly zombies have one
>>47930796If you're planning on doing some kind of a story, it's probably for the better to pick just one.
>>47931068>Your favorite overall monster girl (waifu)Unagi jorl>Your favorite monster girl that your family would most approve ofProbably kitsune, maybe a kikimora. There's basically nothing to take offense to there. >Your favorite monster girl that would be able to live with you comfortably in your current living situationI don't live alone, so she'd need to be able to make a pocket dimension. A hakutaku or demon should be able to manage, but any monster could potentially make that work. >Your favorite monster girl that would increase your social statusWight, maybe hakutaku>Your favorite monster girl that would get you lynched by today's society My tastes aren't all that controversial, I don't think. Maybe a demon? I doubt they'd do much to try calming the Bible thumpers and might enjoy pissing them off. Wonderworms would probably catch some heat too.
>>47930953Your standard "edgelord isekai characters in MGE" story but some unknown character is killing the isekai characterssaid character is reveal to be a druella that has seen her family burn and now jumps dimensions to kill offworlders and save as many versions of the monsters that she can
>>47931175Hurray for that.
>>47931266I need to write a druella edgelord fic someday. But I want it to be unique.
>>47931266wow, you're retarded
>>47931297he said the dumbest idea, that was the dumbest idea I had when I couldn't stop myself reading edge ficsdon't see what the problem is really
>>47931306The problem is you decided to post your dribble in reply to some other retarded cocksucker.
>>47931320i thought the subject was normal enoughfine then, ill bite, what do YOU want to talk about?
>>47931297>>47931320When will you fuck off and kill yourself? You've been doing nothing but making these threads worse.
mantidorks are good moms
>>47931331>>47931336/vg/ parasites go and stay go. Take your unfunny reddit-tier tripe back where it belongs along with spamming Gacha/MGQ trash, please!
>>47931347Unfunny twitteroid tier "meme". You have to go back to where this trash was actually made (hint: not here)
I like the Pokemon evolution mechanic and think it would be great if pyrow eventually turned into balrogs if they stay single long enough.
>>47931359or rub her with a lava stone
>>47931359>>47931364Fuck off, not monster girls.
>>47931364I'd prefer to rub a Lava Golem myself.
I would to ocean rides with an umi osho
>>47931336
>>47931389how does one rub lava?
>>47931396Pokemon isn't monster girls, you fucking cretin
>>47931400Very carefully and/or very sensually.
>>47931400Regular lava? You don't. Lava Golem? Just ask her to not move.
>>47931403The fuck are you talking about?
I miss when /vg/faggots stayed on their containment board.
>>47931403I didn't know Pyrow and Balrog were pokemon, I guess someone should tell Nintendo it's time to sue KC
>>47931358People like you are why we have so few writers man, the meme is fine
>>47931421nta but it's not really funny after the 57th time
>>47931382He's using a mechanic from a different series and applying it to MGE girls, it's still monster girl shit. It's like saying lesser succs aren't monster girls cause they can become regular succs.
>>47931428I didn't find it that funny either, but telling someone to leave because of it is dumb as shit. This thread is so unnecessarily hostile and aggressive sometimes
>>47931431>He's using a mechanic from a different seriesNo he's not, tourist. This shit is no different than when you fags post Fire Emblem dudes and throw in a last second mention of "monster girl" to try to justify it being on topic. Fuck off.
>>47931400With great skill and heat resistance.
>>47931437Fuck off, outsider mobilefaggot. If this thread was ACTUALLY hostile we would never have had to deal with retards like Wightfag, that danuki faggot gacha spammer and the mick.
>>47931446you're forgetting one.
>>47931440He literally just said he wonders if pyrows become balrogs if they don't marry. That's not insane or TG like, unless I missed something.
>>47930953Anon with Bicorn wife travels to Mist Continent to cultivate and build (capture) harem.
>oh no I am lonely young noblewoman in her early 100s I have all this wealth and a huge mansion but no one to share it with>if only a cute young gentleman would propose to me
>>47931478She should ask a married Hellhound for advice.
>>47931464Yeah then immediately pivots to be a faggot about Pokemon dogshit which was the point.
>>47931478I'm not black enough for her.
Sag hex
>>47931495>>>/vg/
>>47931403What's meowscarada then, anon?
>>47931511An animal, retard.
>>47931478>Miss Wight trying to meet her husband by chain-email>nobody pays attention to it because they all think it's a scam.
>>47931068>Your favorite overall monster girl (waifu)Familiar >Your favorite monster girl that your family would most approve ofDemon or Succubus, my family isn't the overtly religious type so they should be fine. Familiar is too loli, but maybe if I'm lucky she can play up the demon fairy part or megamorph an adult form.>Your favorite monster girl that would be able to live with you comfortably in your current living situationFamiliar >Your favorite monster girl that would increase your social statusFamiliar, though I hope that is with other magic users and not pedos with no magical intrest.>Your favorite monster girl that would get you lynched by today's societyFamiliar, better get comfortable with precognition.
spike dragon is cool
>>47931528Trash art.
>>47931527>FamiliarStrange, never see anyone say anything about familiars. Would you marry the sabbath girl that created her too?
>>47931527>Introduce megamorphed familiar to parents>She attends dinners and family gatherings like that>TFW she's in her true form for your wedding
I wonderif you could change color of a cursed sword's armourwhat would it be?
>>47931550I'd rather throw every cursed sword into molten lava.
>>47931550I wouln't. I like the dark red+black combo they have. Looks a bit like solidified magical blood.The only other color i would like is a greyish silver + light blue combo, but it would have to fit her thematically.
>>47930295Since vampires are cold blooded do you cuddle em by a space heater for a hour before sex so its not like sticking your dick in a fridge?
Well at least theres this
>>47931569The bright armor kind of looks like bone.
>>47931569Is this from the game.
>>47931567I imagine getting the bloodsucc causes you to get so hot that the cool pussy feels amazing on your dick.
>>47931567Long sessions of foreplay where i slowly warm her up with my bodyheat under the bedsheets
Care for a succ?
>>47931578its from one of the side story books
>>47931569Is this really KC art? Her boobs looks way to fucked up.
>>47931578At this point I wonder if I would be kind of relived if he just killed the game since the current limbo it's in is even so bad.
>>47931478>hot hags in your area ads everywhere
>>47931359Gonna 'evolve' a Valkyrie into a Dark Valk.Or a Unicorn into a Bicorn.Shogg maido becomes Shog-house
>>47931579Must be a balancing act to take enough blood to feel warm but leave enough to still get hard
>>47931599I just want a girl who's the same age as me, damn it.
Has the new girl gotten any fan art? I legit can't remember seeing any. I mean, it's one thing people not talking about her, that seems to be the fate for a lot of the new girls, but there tend to be a small wave of fan art if nothing else.
>>47931595That would reduce his profit margins.
>>47931600>Shogg maido becomes Shog-houseHeep it up and she'll become shog mansion eventually. The Eldritch h depths within her make the distinction pointless no matter her size, but imagine what the neighbors will say.
>>47931616You WILL like hags. You WILL make them happy. You WILL ignore the hussy's.
>>47931557>lava golem now has a cursed swordWhats your plan now buddy?
>>47931657Throw her a ring.
>>47931657Dump water on the psycho.
>>47931633The fact he's advertising it on his subscribe start when the game hasn't had an update for like 5+ years and haven't even gotten a update post on the subscribestar from what I know do leave a bad taste in the mouth.
>>47931668Go complain there then. Nobody cares about your personal vendetta.
>>47931655Nooo! I want a young adult woman that''s kinda sporty! Hags will never take me alive!
>>47931068>Your favorite overall monster girl (waifu)Shirohebi>Your favorite monster girl that your family would most approve ofShirohebi>Your favorite monster girl that would be able to live with you comfortably in your current living situationShirohebi>Your favorite monster girl that would increase your social statusShirohebi>Your favorite monster girl that would get you lynched by today's societyShirohebiWhat silly questions anon
>>47931651New Anon goes to Shogg-town to find a young Shoggy meido.It's not a town full of Shoggys, it's just one Old Anon with his town-sized waifu.Old Anon just hands him a basket of fresh Shogloaf as a starter-pack and sends him on his way.
>>47931671>Nobody cares about your personal vendetta.How is being mildly annoyed at something having a personal vendetta? You're reading way too much into this.
>>47931688>Same concern trolling that /vg/ faggots have been doing for over years nowFuck off you people are obvious.
>>47931682>Shogloaf as a starter-packI really like that idea
>>47931688NTA but the well has been poisoned for the past two years regarding the Patreon etc.
>>47931682Is this dude just casually handing out daughter baskets to the worthy? I'd normally be perturbed but in the MGE it sounds kinda based.
>>47931693Oh, you're just delusional. My bad.>>47931698Even then, calming that everyone mentioning it is the same guy is a bit wild to me.But yeah, best to just let it rest here.
>>47931591It's from his middle era, some of the early girls' art is a lot rougher compared to his current stuff.Not a bitching comment, its natural that his style has developed since the early art.
>>47931694I'd preffer a minishog as a starter packet. Much easier to take care of, can comunicate so that you can start romancing eachother, can take her in your pocket for some live commentary, and it means she can learn the maid trade slower by taking care of smaller tasks first, like cleaning the interior of my PC, or the fridge.
>>47931710I don't remember his early stuff being this rough tho, that's the thing. Or at the very least when it comes to the boobs.
>>47931704He's a great judge of character that knows it's healthy for his daughters to bond with their future husbands early.
>>47931704I'd be just throwing my foxlets left and right at random suckers, like fluffy pokeballs.
>>47931068>Your favorite overall monster girl (waifu)Oomukade>Your favorite monster girl that your family would most approve ofOomukade. I don't think my family would judge me too much either way, most of my family would just be happy to see me not alone anymore. >Your favorite monster girl that would be able to live with you comfortably in your current living situationOomukade too. My apartment might not be too big but it's spacious enough for her to wander around.>Your favorite monster girl that would increase your social statusI couldn't possibly give a shit about social status or anything like that. I'm plenty happy being with my beloved Oomukade.>Your favorite monster girl that would get you lynched by today's societyLoli Oomukade? Don't know, don't really care about that either.
>>47931733stinkypede...
>>47931704There is only so many shoggies he can take care of. Don't you know how quickly adult shogs can reproduce?
>>47931726>"Sir, wait! This fox you nearly brained me with is unripe!">"No refunds, idiot!">"Bye, papa!"Anon, pls. At least put out an ad or something.
>>47931740To be fair, she had a few of his babies floating around before they met.
>>47931533No, I'm a one woman man. I would treat her creator baphomet as a mother in law.
>>47931804>No, I'm a one woman manBased. Still... >Your mother in law is an unmarried virgin>She tries not to seethe at her own daughter succeeding before herYou should hook her up with one of your friends at least.
>>47931804That does lock your familiar and her witch out of her cool transformation. Guess it's a sacrifice you are willing to make.
>>47931068DemonManticoreDemonDemonDemon
I resumed reading that necromancer story and I still can't tell if it was overlooked or people just weren't vibing with it.
>>47931942Mightve been overlooked, I like the undead variety of monsters so I made sure to give it a look myself. Muscle/warrior bicorn was pretty hot
>had a dream about about going to a fancy ball in MGE>dressed up, amped up, arrived early, begging myself not to wake up>all the guests turned out to be humans in bad cosplayfuck.... so close.need mare correction
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>>47932093Lamentation mushroom Hatter must be like a wackier Banshee in a hat.
>>47932093You are supposed o post undead feet, ike this.
>>47932117
HORNY UNDEAD IN YOUR AREA!CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT!
Weird kiki returns
>>47932174Can't tell if she's still learning english or if she just has a low int buld.
>>47932187Or just has a speech impediment.
kiki you dont need to do everything I say when I say it. For instance, if I were to say 'kiki, huff my balls' you wouldn't need to-
>>47932204Either way she's coote and pety. Need to get a water bucket before she overheats though.
>>47932174yes now pee on me
>>47932174This is the best Kiki i've ever seen.
I am gremlypso, and I thank you for playing fisted metal
why are cats like this?
>>47932332Because they're awesome?
>>47931942got a link or author? i mighta missed it
>>47932340Here you gohttps://archiveofourown.org/works/58686238
I got it. A lilim sets out to dethrone her mother with the help of an apophis and baphomet advisor to show monster girls the superiority of yuri love.
I got it. A wurmling and her big red bouncy ball.
>>47932362And then she spent 17 hours writing and rewriting her Twilight Princess self-insert fanfic where she takes that Twink Link and makes a man out of him.
I got it. A huge red Kobold and her master's shenanigans. Her name? Cleffa
>>47932374How big is this big red kobold in metric hellhounds.
>>47931655Fox hags do things for me I cannot explain.
>>47932393A metric fuck ton of them.
>>47932345thanks. i'll check it out
>>47932404For me it's Dragons, P'orcs, Trolls and all those hag species that show a lot of skin and lack mofu
>>47931461Whomst?
>>47932332Anon hasn't accepted he is a TOM yet, kot has decided to persuade him
>>47932437I would be the TOM to a MOLLY, but she has to be a meme kot.
>>47932474Bounce bounce.
>>47932404Man, I really want to unseal a hagWhat's the worst that could happen?
>>47932502she'll show you just how meaty she is
>>47932502>>47932527>What's the worst that could happen?She turns into a lolibaba.
>>47932527i think anon figured it out already
>>47932535Joke's on her, I'm into that shit
>>47932537Meant for >>47932534
>>47932552Momster x son incest is the best
>>47932558It is pretty good but I personally think that sister brother incest is the best, specially onee-san otouto incest
>>47932467Monstergirls would not be able to eat any type of icecream normally. Or really any mildly suggestive food for that matter.Go to an icecream parlor and all you hear is suckling and moaning. Try to buy your monster wife icecream scoops instead? She starts licking it in the most horny way possible. Buy her a cone? Somehow she eats the icecream by sucking it through the tip.No place is safe.
>>47932558What about grandma x son?
>>47932574they spill yogurt and kefir a lot too
>>47932558As long as she's a monsterized mom and not an adoptive momster. A blood related mom becoming a monster girl and slowly grooming her son into the perfect husband is hot as fuck. Even better if there's a whole family incest dynamic. >momster>older sister>younger sister>auntster(s)>first cousin(s) >dad who Alp'd the moment the portals opened so that there's no cucking The ultimate blood related harem.
>>47932586Grandma grandson? that's also my favorite both with lolibaba and meaty hag grandma
>>47932615I love this grandma so much
>>47932620Same and I hunger for when finally she gets pregnant, since she already got filled up in every single hole
>>47932622>since she already got filled up in every single holeEven the one behind the knee!?
>>47932589Yeah, and then it get everywhere. Oh woops, looks like i accidentally spilled yogurt all over my boobs, haha. Like, can you eat normally at least one please?And don't even get me started on those weekly licking fruit eating competitions.
>>47932622That last episode was pretty much my biggest fantasy with a monster hagGetting completely drained by a sex starved hag is so hot
>>47932637That's the number one cause of hospitalization in Hagville
>>47932665>Sir we regret to inform you the reason for your hospitalization was due you developing a condition called "drained balls syndrome">Yeah I figured, I lost conscious after nutting in my hag wife for 36 hours straight.>True, but our contract states we need to tell you regardless. BTW your bill comes out to $24,345, would you like to set up a payment plan?
>>47932615>>47932620shes cute but i just dont care for size queen and cumflation shit, i just dont
>>47932681>Implying monsters would let that system remain.>Implying this would even stand up to a simple demand for an itemized list
>>47932698>implying Tanukis don't exist
>>47932698that's like 2 days work worth of mana cage revenue
>>47932681I highly doubt that monsters would use the overpriced American healthcare system, it doesn't even exists outside of the US
>>47932751it technically does but this isn't the place for that
>>47932751Wisps are happy in Canada.
>>47932751mamano are really into guys with crippling debt
>>47932665I would love to have a timid hag sexfriend in Hagville that tests the limits of my stamina and help me push my boundaries further beyondWe could even turn that friendship into something more in time
>>47932502>What's the worst that could happen?Lots of child support payments
>>47932558I hope you have a son, anon.
>>47932779For what purpose does a beast need such large breasts?
>>47932783>For what purpose does a beast need such large breasts?What are you, STUPID?
>>47932783it synergizes with the cheerleader class
Are Alp stories well received?
>>47932789Yes, but that doesn't answer my question
>>47932783She makes the loli-shaped sabbath kots SEETHE.
>>47932800It don’t matter.
>>47932800Yeah, Alpanon is pretty good. Jokes aside, you don't really see full stories about them. Personally I can't imagine writing an Alp story because I don't like focusing on the gender bender aspect, and ignoring it just makes it a regular Succ under a different name.
Love elves.
If portals opened tomorrow, alps would be the celebrities in our world, and we all know why.
>>47932869source?
Why are elves like this?
>>47932870Alps are the superior cocksuckers, they know how it feels like
>>47932875Does anyone have the sci-fi greentext of the guy on the train with elves where elves have outpopulated humans and are now in competition for men to fawn over?
>>47932881i, too, like the brown ones with the silver hair
>>47932871An Archdemon's Dilemma: How to Love Your Elf Bride
>Go up to tacokot >Say “Porfauor, mueue ese culo”
>>47932886that doesn't look like nahuatl
What mamono would be most moved by a poem dedicated to her?
>>47932875Why do you constantly post this?
>>47932896unicorns and lims would sploosh
>>47932900mickdoes it because he thinks it'll eventually kill the thread or something
What is the optimal number of boobs for a mamono?
>>47932914An odd amount like 3 or 5
>>47932911i really dig girl with big horns
>>47932925horns are for molesting
>>47932931It's not molesting; it's a simple inspection to ensure they're not damaged!
female leopard seals are about twice the size of their maleconsider ms selkie
Every thread we talk about unsealing ancient evils, but never ancient evils unsealing you.
>>47932950>female leopard seals are about twice the size of their malethats nothing the males of boneworms are are so small compared to female their purpose is to just find a female and then just live inside her and provide her sperm as if he was just another organ
>>47932901https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wNRqJHzPA2c
>>47932957Not gonna lie, that sounds comfy.
>>47932968it's a living
>>47932955>ancient evil unseals anon>she heard he was super evil so she wanted him to compliment her evil>first thing anon does is throw an empty egg carton at her and says that its just like her ovaries >she reseals him out of rage
>>47932988>Implying the ancient evil would shy away from Anon’s challenge She’d rape him till she is pregnant then throw a full egg carton at him
You know what would be funny? Walking up to a Lim, giving her a pat on the head and calling her a good girl. Haha, wouldn't that be funny guys? Just imagine watching her sperg out. I'm gonna do it.
>>47933023>dorky lim hands typed this post
>>47933023I suppose that's not the most idiotic use of your 30 years of monk training at the Mount Virgis temple of chastity... in fact, once she finds out that's what you built up your life for, it'll just freak her out even more.
>>47933041people talk up lims rape aura but they rarely stop to consider anon's aura
>>47933041>>47933056Honestly, with the way that mamono magic works if an Anon wants a Lim he's going to get a Lim. The DL will miraculously give birth to enough Lims for all Anons who want one, each Anon will perfectly resist his destined Lim's powers and they'll live happily ever after with lots of Lil Lims.
Assfucking flat monsters in their fat asses is why human men exist.
>>47933071I want a pair of twins. A smug, serious tallflat and a bratty, mischievous smallflat. Gonna bully them butts.
>>47933092double naizuri by the seaside...
>>47933071flat monsters are only for romantic dates and chaste kiss
>>47933141! !
>>47933141And their anus properly seeded
>>47933148but of courseits the human man's burden to make sure their flat monster's ass is full of seed constantly
>>47933198thats too scarygive me a less scary monster
>>47933201
>>47933202thats more like itbirds are not scary(unless they jub)
>>47933201You can't handle my least scary monster, traveller.
>>47933217bird (she loves you)
>>47932955What about sealing a young evil?
>>47933273they usually call that groundingespecially for raiju
>>47933270the crazy eyes really get me going
>>47933270>>47933288Same, it is pretty peak aesthetic
Congratulations anon. You have now finally gotten the means to move out of your old undesirable neighborhood. And now you're gonna move into a luxurious, rich upper class neighborhood inhabited by wealthy upper class folk. Both human and monstergirl residents and neighbors alike. Maybe you won the lottery or you miraculously landed a excellent paying job in which the salary is five or six figures? http://cdn.home-designing.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/street-side-multi-level-modern-front-elevation-design.jpg Anywho. You enter the rich fancy schmancy neighborhood. You're surprised at the friendly and super polite and open neighbors as opposed to the stereotypical snotty snobby rich people stereotypes you've gotten used to and you approach your new luxurious contemporary home with decently sized front and back lawn.https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/Spin for one monster and the random Monstergirl you got will be your next door neighbor who has practically fallen in love with you. Will you be surprised at the random Monstergirl you got? Considering depending on the monstergirl you got, you might be surprised and wonder: how did such a monstergirl end up living in such an upper class gated community?So what'd be the story from what you got?
>>47933304>BicornSo every single unmarried monster girl on this street is about to be my wife by the end of the year. I probably make my grandma's carrot cake to return the favor after she drops off a welcome-to-the-neighborhood dish/dessert and she immediately heart pupils the moment she takes a bite. I don't mind snacking or hammering away at some horsepussy. How many other single ladies are there? I'll roll them as well.
>>47933154I want to see those two playing anal tug of war
>>47933304Dark priestI can see why she leaves here but I'm going to move out. Boring creature
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59332498/chapters/151509124https://archiveofourown.org/works/59332498/chapters/151511980https://archiveofourown.org/works/59332498/chapters/151512328
>>47933304Doppelganger. I don't know, how does it work if I don't have a crush on anyone? Is it just her original form then? If not, then I can see myself just not realizing who or what she is.
>>47933304>youkoi feel like ive just won the lottery.although its a bit of a waste, i spent all that money on a new home and i dont even get a chance to move my furniture into it!what will i do now? just save it for our eventual flood of children?!WHAT A JOKE! I LIKED THE MASTER BEDROOM!stupid foxes...
Desd hours
How do you hold up anon? Are things looking good now?
>>47933611 Much better than a few months ago. I missed being able to type. Things would be better if the portals would open but eh, what can we do but wait.
>>47933611I've got a group presentation tomorrow and one person hasn't done their part for it and the whole team will fail the class hahahahaWell probably not but it still sucks to get saddled with unreliable strangers in these classes that have people from different fields, wish I could just do everything with my old freshman group
>>47933630heal well and rest if you can >>47933636Same reason why the portals are still not build
>>47933636So tell your professor you've got a retard not doing anything so he eats the fail
Something seems weird about my Moth wife. She keeps getting flustered around me. Maybe I'm forgetting something?
>>47933666Anyway, I forgot what I was about to talk about. I should ask my wife. I swear, it's been groundhog day for years now.
>>47933611 Pro : I'm finally getting my gun loicense, I will be able to buy my own rifle.Con : Everything is on a heavy downward spiral. I don't like this sad Chesh, made me sad by exposure. Someone needs to bring her back to her usual grin.
>>47933611Not at all, I've been almost a year without a job and when I finally got an interview the project got cancelled. I think that I got cursed or something like that
>>47933611Things could be worse. I'm finally learning a trade and working with my hands. I've been outside more in the past year than I have in the past decade. It sucks the sun is hot as fuck and I dislike most people I meet. Other than that, it is fun learning about how to repair things. And I get to sleep if I'm not the one driving between jobs. Now I just need for the stars to align so I can get my Shub wife DAMMIT AAAAAAAGH WHY IS SHE NOT HERE YET?
>>47931158>horns growing out the back of her skull. Nani?
>>47933801I squished the cat. Happiness has been restored.
>>47933892IT WORKS
>>47933611No, I need a new mother
>>47933611i may not be in a bad spot, but my mind has become over empathetic while the world itself rots and gets worse, its like rough sandpaper is being rubbed against my brain as i see the people in power make fucking atrocious decrees while knowing that i myself am powerless to help those harmed by them, hell just that cheshire enough is alone to hurt. please for the love of god portals soon im not sure how much more of this i can take before becoming a soulless husk.
Which monster girls would enjoy popping my scrotum pimples?
marcie pierre wight>Suckling titjob. It's got to be one of the favorites.>It's very simple. Start to finish? Five minutes. Sixty minutes. It's your choice.>Heels. Revealing dress. Tiara. Plump rear.>Why does the rear matter for a titjob? In my opinion, the more you entice him in the beginning, the more he enjoys the entire act.>You may also ask why I wear clothes when they're just going to get taken off.>The reason is that it excites him to see your body accentuated, and makes him want to ravish that body.>You get to have the joy of it being taken off. Or, if he wishes, you just might keep them on the whole night. Possible with a deep neckline dress. Two outcomes, equally fun.>You should try it.>Don't stroke fast up and down like a cheshire - we savor it. Slowness is sweetness.>Little splash of snake oil... Some people would say: not necessary. But having said that, I did have an echidna mother.>We're going to make him have three, four orgasms. Look at the size of my breasts. Look at my neck. My face. We want it all to be coated evenly so we can be fully claimed and admire his work.>So we envelop his shaft... And then we add my tongue.>You make him work for it as much as you wish. If you want him to thrust up past your lips? Tease with the tongue. If you want to pamper him? Kiss it and take it in on your own.>It's your choice.>There's no real correct way. >Whether it's traditional, my method? Who knows. What's important is that you're together, and you're responding to each other, and it feels delicious.>So you can see his muscles begin to quiver. We lock in, suckle, reintroduce the tongue, and that should take about two seconds for him to pop.>When you read the literature on human sexuality, it says... the refractory period: ten minutes.>Make it nine minutes.>If he says his is eight minutes, make it seven minutes.>Why?>Because if he's truly in the mood, he only gets half soft. This allows you to keep stimulating him throughout and he'll be edgeable much earlier than either of you expect.>Generous amount of snake oil... again, that's optional.>As you can see, medium pressure on the breasts.>A gentle embrace, so that he feels you without too much movement constraint. If he wants a bit more pressure, then that's fine. He'll have the pleasure himself of grabbing you and squeezing you on him.>This way, your hands will touch. Perfection.>He can feel my plush. He can feel my cold skin. He can feel my tongue and my lips. This way, it doesn't just become one big texture. All of the elements shine individually.>He may be aroused already, but no amount of extra enticement or teasing goes to waste. It keeps compounding. It builds up the next climax. It's as simple as that.>Example? Watch this. I'm going to lock eyes with him. Then wink.>And there we have it.>Suckling titjob.>Now what if you've taken all of his seed with your mouth instead of letting it decorate you?>It's fantastic either way. It's your choice. Everything goes in the world of love.
>>47934138Hot.
>>47934138I don't get it
>>47933405>how does it work if I don't have a crush on anyone?Lets go with the classic>she's trying to pretend she's someone she's not because she doesn't think you wouldn't love her true selfWish a dash of>She's also very much from a lower class background like you and only relatively recently got into the neighborhood, couple months before you, so she's already hiding her true self from everyone, not just you.
>>47933304Jurou Gumo>Super nice spider lady>Always impeccably polite and charming>Keeps inviting me to dinner at her place to welcome me to the neighborhood>Eventually decide "sure, why not?">Huge meal.>Dessert course afterwards>Then coffee>It's early evening when you're finally done.>She's been a stimulating conversation partner, but now something seems... off...>Walks me to her front door.>Suddenly wraps me in her webbing and drags me upstairs on her back.Oh, no?
>>47933611I'm doing well. Things are looking better, and it's partly thanks to you guys. Could be better, but i'm slowly working on that.
>>47934138>>We're going to make him have three, four orgasms.Ah yes, the classic husband looks like a zombie and wife has the shiniest, liveliest skin.
>>47933304>Krampus>she's a rich philanthropist that runs a charity for poor monsters that have nobody to spend Christmas with>personally helps her new neighbor decorate his house>invites you to accompany her to the charity ball>but really just looks forward to sharing cocoa with you in your or her house, just the two of you
>>47934570>To exit full screen press F11
>>47934591Dammit
>>47934591Embarrassing, shamefur dispray.But I still need bathug in my life.
>>47934595You know you can just right click copy image and then ctrl+v on the 4chan tab, right?
>>47934617It was too big so I have to snip it
>>47934622I don't get why you're doing it this way.
>>47934622Also has the added advantage that you don't have to weirdly crop the bordrers of the image.If it's too big get the 4chan image resizer extension.And this thing isn't even a bat.
>>47934635She have bat ear, veiny wing and look like she want to sucked my blood.What is she but a bat, also the artist literally called her a bat.
>>47934661For starters, she has six "fingers", and they look more like independent limbs than fingers that part from a wrist. Most bats eat insects, some eat only plants, and only 3 species feed on blood.Whatever she is, she's not a bat.
>>47934635Night Gaunt 2? I like her a lot. Would become one in the darkness with.
>>47934138When does the Knorr Stock Pot come in?
Cope and seethe?Why don't you grope and teethe on my breasts, young human male?
>>47934751ew, elves
>>47934617what the dog doin
>>47934883she heard you say that you aren't into femdom
>>479348878 hours of eating smelly sweaty hound anus and pussy will fix that with mamano banana.
what if a hellhound who secretly a sub?
>>47934905a secret for all of 5 seconds. dorkhounds are like the worst monsters to leave secrets with. their body language will give it away instantly.
>>47934905I would consider the hound if it was the case
>>47933070An entire world covered in LimsImagine the smell
>>47934905I'd like a romantic hound (dom preferably, but sub is good too)
sub this, dom that, comfy is where truth lies
>>47934959comfy or not shes still on top
>>47934959no comfy, only rape
>>47934966meh, if we takes turns why not.
>>47934935she'd still be a tsundere about it. its not like she wouldn't still have hellhound pride it will just be a pride that is at constant odds with her desires.
power bottom hellhound
Power metal hellhound
>>47934981>power bottomI wish that wasn't a strictly gay tag
>>47934990but anon's gay for miss hellhound.
>>47934981Twinkhounds
>>47934999you know the number of girls into mgs in that way would be astronomically low, but law of averages means at least some must exist, i wonder what kind of people they are.
>>47930336
Cow tits in my face Thoughts?
>>47935158More likely than you think.Want insurance?Call 1-800-fat-is-best.
>Your grandpa
Wock underboob sweat.
>>47935165Lot of guyd cuddle with their mamonos not even thinking about all the dangers and injuries it might bring to him
despite all my rage
>>47935241This is why the cowtits epidemic is so dangerous.
Welcome to hell, would you like your gyaru demon here or to go?
>>47935569To go where? Surely I'm not getting kicked out of Hell on my first night
suppose you order an mail order mg wife but on the form you misspelled "trad wife" as "tard wife"who do they send?
>>47935853That weird Kiki from above. I'd still be happy with her.
>>47935853
>>47935870She does have the look about her.
>>47935853Ginger cat, she has a quantum brain that shares brain cell with all other ginger cats
>>47935907Mean even if it's true
>>47935853>somehow misspell "really big dog" as "really big god">giant angel waifu appears at door yelling out "DO NOT BE AFRAID" and shattering every window on the block
Just throw me in the scorpion pit already.
>>47936002Being stung to death by poisonous stingers that are the size of your chest sounds like genuinely one of the shittiest ways to die.
>>47936248>Walk up to big bad evil dragon.>Smack her ass.>You look submissive and breedable.
>>47936248Anal the dragons
>>47936311>>47936342Image dragging these nuts across her face
>>47936342what's with the lizards and taking it up their ass?
>>47936364Their ancestors leave them wired to cloaca sex
>>47936368So you're saying we should anal the harpies as well?
>>47936385The harpies are always getting relentlessly anal ravaged
>>47936342Gape the dragons
>>47936368that's explain it but why are chesh attract to it too?
>>47936405Because being able to teleport and float negates the downsides of having big fat heavy bottom, in fact having a huge doughy cake means she can ambush men by dropping on their faces.
>>47936405Monsters feed on semen and debauchery, the more lewd and degenerate the act the stronger they grow
>>47936437You can also feed monsters other things like cheeseburgers, and levels
>>47936459Drain my levels and toss me away like the powerless baby I have become.
>>47936466Its even worse, after milking you for you levels overpowered monsters will keep you around as a loveslave. Arguably a worse fate than what happened to the cheeseburger.
>not draining the EXP back after you wife leveldrains you to get all your 20 levels and then some while your wife only loses one or two levels because of EXP-scalingnoobs, all of you.
>>47936483This is actually how they get stronger
>find the absolute dumbest fucking Lilim of the bunch>tell her I have a really kinky idea, like a SUPER DUPER kinky idea but I can only do it if she gives me all her power>she, being the retard she is, heeds me and transfers 100% of her power to me>am now a demigodly being>seal her inside a bottle and sell it on ebay>go off and create a realm of my own using my new powers and hide it away inside a snowglobe, where nobody will ever suspect it>live freely and peacefully without monsters in my lifeKek that was too easy, stupid gullible Lims, so easy to trick.
>>47936558Unfortunately for you I bought the bottleLim, freed her, married her and recharged her. She's called in the Titanium Pelvis Legion to hunt you down. Wanna know why they're called that? Because you're going to end up with one.
>Marry bicorn >Have harem >Bicorn gives birth to a son >Before he can even walk she’s already picking out girls to set up playdates with
>>47936558>>47936579God, you're so fucking cringe.
>>47936466Level drain is a good thing, I don't need any sacrifices to be summon on the board
>>47936483No mind to thinkNo will to breakNo voice to cry sufferingJust pump, pump, pump.
>>47936706Dreadful. I prefer to ignore this facet of MGE
>>47936558Imagine living free of monster girls and all you have to do is cum in a jar every month or two to recharge the retard pact she signed up to.
>wake up at 3AM to the sounds of banging, yelling and squealing>wives and daughters are zooming around the house leaping over furniture, bouncing off walls and tumbling down the stairs>get up, grab them all and toss them back in bed>youngest tries to escape but hisses in frustration when I catch her by the ankle>end up having to breed all their butts to get them to chill out>by the time I'm done it's 7AM>go back to sleep to the sounds of contented purringEvery fucking day.
>>47936764Monster girls?
>>47936769Sounds like catgirls to me.
>>47936558>This type of trashy green againMaybe you got shot for a reason
>>47936825I'm the Anon that got shot. That wasn't me, Anon. I have nothing but love for Lims.
>>47936888Shame. Should have been this insufferable retard instead. For a time he stopped so i thought he got tired of making greens about punching monster children or doing some other horrible thing to vulnerable mamono, guess i was wrong
>So how is this going to help us advance science?>Science?
>>47936951It makes the human male assistant more productive.
>Hellhound gives you a valentines card saying "I wuff you"
>>47937013If a giant machine full of rape decided, instead, to hand me a valentines day card while blushing, I'd be flattered
>>47937013She's my number Wan girl
>>47937013and then when you lower your guard it's>awfully horny, woof!
>>47937045Dios mio! I really am in hell!
>>47936769No, anon is talking about his irl family
>>47937068That's hot, really hot.
>>47937013>Living without you is ruff
>>47937122>I want you to love me bark
>>47937127>Anon meets a pirate dryad
>>47937132She's not a pirate, she's just Cornish.
>>47937172Cornwall is a nice place. I'd retire to a Cornish Village with a dryad.
>>47937172CORN?
>>47937190more
You know a place has gotten too touristy when the cruise company promises "authentic kraken attacks" in the brochure.
>>47937220many a cabin boy has been tossed overboard to pay the kraken tax
>>47937220A Kraken's a Kraken, even if they're small and only allowed to sink small, cheap, rickety boats marked for them.
>>47937212He only made so many and I've posted most of them.
>>47937220You should see what Dragonia's become. The tourist traps are full of reptiles, many aren't even dragons. I had some dragon wearing a crown claim she was Deonora! Deonora I tell you. Absurd. As if this tour guide was actually the empress of Dragonia. Probably an attempt to fleece me.
>>47937265okamura did way more than thathttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/114993173https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94063540https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/77783892https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/70458357https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/59957135not that they all need to be posted
>>47937196BUY?
>>47937327>watching bicorn gathering her harem>sometimes she demands you come over and top up her girls mana reserves>then back to the corner
Is arson a big crime in MGC, I maybe made a big mis
When you think about it logically, going on a quest with a little adventurer girl while both protecting and leveling her and also lewding her is the ultimate male fantasy.
>>47937327>bicorn with broken english that tries to get people to buy corn>people just assume she's trying to rope others into her hubby's harem and ignore her>bicorn quietly crying as her company "bicorn's buy corn" has been running at a loss for 20 months straight.
>>47937340>Had enough time to complete the caption but not enough to finish his sentence
>>47937345>She came up with such a marketable name too>Husband fells really bad, decides to take up shop instead of her>Good new is he's roping monstergirls into the harem left and right>bad news is nobody wants to buy their corn still
Not married, just lose to the same encounter every day when you get home from work.
>>47937361They should start a movie theater, then there will be a greater demand for corn.
Post spooky witches and stuff
>>47937378>They go and get the local>Rebuild it with all the hands they have in the harem>Looks beautiful>In the meantime Bicorn is busy managing the streaming rights>In about two months they have everything ready>Nobody comes on their first day because they think it's all amateur porn of the husband fucking the wives.>Popcorn goes stale.
>>47937405
>>47937431>a lady that intends to trap you in her tails forever, strip away all of your free will as she dotes on all of your needs, and expects hugs and kisses in returnhow horrifying!
>>47937466Kanako has never had a romantic relationship with a man.
>>47937466>>47937472Until she met me.
>>47937327SELL SELL
>>47937547Spooky month.
>>47937556I like classic kiki attire
Few things comfort a man as much as a late-night bowl of noodles.
>>47937659>>47937673
>>47937699Anons slightly embarrasing moment, amplified and made eternal.
>>47937699I don't care about cringe. I've got noodles from Big Noodle.
>>47937699you will conform to the standardyou WILL eat your noodles and you WILL be happy
i will destroy skitso cat's confidence and then build her up as a producing member of society
>dear husssbant, hwat isss thees word-phrase, "sssweet nothings"?>Oh, it's like, um... when two people get intimate, it's the nice things they quietly say to each other.>but... hwy "notheeng"?>Well, originally it meant empty promises, the sort of thing you say to excite and endear the other person to you that you don't actually mean. For example, "we'll be together forever" when it's obviously just a casual hookup, but you're too drunk or desperate or whatever to care that it's a false romance.>[sniffling, crying] hwy do they teaj you such horrible theengs..
>>47937768Gonna call my monsterwife "My sweet everything" from now on.
>>47937799Based, make sure to stroke her hair with both hands and gently touch foreheads too so she really gets the message.
>>47936945I'm the guy you're complaining about and I literally have no clue what you're even moping on over. You are schizophrenic. Just thought I'd let you know that.
Evil monsters with large pointy noises and tall hats are in vogue this time of the year, dark mages from all around flock to celebrate their sudden popularity.
>your JS Balrog girlfriend calls you asking you to hang out and sends a picture to your phone>it's a closeup of her naked flat tit
I accidentally made eye contact with a shirohebi and she chased me into my apartment. Good thing I locked the door before she reached me.
>>47937839I assume that is one of the anons who gets incredibly offended when anything outside of cuteposting happens.
>>47937968I thought that only happened with gorillas.
>>47937994maybe it was a gorilla snake hybrid idk
>>47937968Skill isuee. I make eye contact with hebis all the time and don't have that problem.
>>47938082Manwhore.
>>47938233This, but kirara from genshin impact.
rubbing suntan lotion on ms dark slime
It's October, time to hang out with the arachnes and werebats in the attic and disappoint our vampire momsters.
>>47938325to upset the vampire ideally you'd live in a trailer park with your vampire mosquito wife
>>47938325>disappoint our vampire momsters.You don't need to hang out with some gross spider or winged rat for that
>>47938336Getting caught with the werewolf gate guard is also a great way to drive vampmoms crazy.
>>47938082What a slut
>>47938082Communal dildo.
>>47938123if i saw a writhing pit of lamias i'd join
please respond
>>47938388I'm afraid you have terminal foxbrain.
>>47937699Dumb cat, requires gaping correction
>47938418>47938421How is reposting random shit from chinese mobile games related to /jp/ - Otaku Culture?
Spooky slime.
the many moods of ms dullahan
>>47938341>m'lordYeah, I can see that.
>>47938490horny
No headThoughts empty
I am impressed with how solid of an argument this Minotaur makes at such a young age. I'm sure she'll get far in life.
>>47938490Licensed to sheep.
>>47938645I thought this was a greenworm from the thumbnail. I'm immeasurably disappointed and my day is ruined.
So tonight is when I jerk off to the Bat.
>>47938675
>Anon jerks off to the BatImmediately ejected from the baseball game.
>>47938675>>47938691Didn't mean to quote.
>>47938625This is what good parenting looks like. You know there's a post-portal anon in that shack wrapped up in a flannel blanket reading classic literature in one hand and scritching his cow wife's scalp with the other.
>>47938675fruit or vamp?
>>47938708Clearly baseball
>>47938593Imagine the blowjobs.
>>47938730I mostly imagine the cuddles.
>>47938736That would make the hottest and fastest ass to mouth possible, breaking a new record
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>>47938736Whenever I think of dullahans I have conflicting urges to both bully her head relentlessly with the body tied up and to pamper and kiss her head all over while the body hugs me.
>>47938986Bully her body while her head yells at you from the nightstand
>>47931169Drink the core chalice.>>47933304>gargoyleI'm going to take a creative liberty here and say that she's the statue of the fountain at the center of the local park.I have absolutely no idea how she hooks herself up to the water pipes every morning, but once we joined, her favorite thing became having it pour down her long tongue and onto mine, so it fills up my mouth and in turn pours out into the pool below.Sometimes people try to flick coins into my mouth for good luck, and I'm honestly more impressed than anything when they manage to do it.At night she carries me around town and into the countryside in her talons like a fresh kill. It kicks ass.
I'm gonna bully Ms. Lim. Gonna make her hold my hand like a nerd. Gonna make her give me smooches like a dork. Gonna make her get princess carried like a dweeb. Gonna make her marry me like a goober. Gonna make her carry my children like a schmuck. Then I'm gonna make her read all her cringe fanfiction to me! All of it! Even the Battlestar Galactica/Mass Effect crossovers!
>>47933304>koboldShe must be one of those purebred show kobolds or maybe one of those kobolds that are trained to be actors. I'd call her a good girl and rub her belly.
post your party members
>>47939065This is our bard
Its like impossible for me to be tank roles in parties right?
>>47939101No? Why would it be impossible? Tank is one of the main man rôle in a party, sure you will be a little be weaker than a hound or golem but you can be a bruiser and compensate with huge damage at close range and heavy mechanized armor
>>47938954Ass-to-mouth championships for dullahans
>>47939101>be tank>have unicorn pocket healer>all the enemy monsters only use lust attacks>unicorn "heals" you, but it's basically just getting you off while the enemies watch>enemies get too frustrated from watching to fight>fighting stops>unicorn enters negotiations with them>she comes back with them and informs you that they want to join the party>you are kind of relieved to have more members, but you feel uneasy at how they're looking at you>and why is Miss Unicorn drooling?
>>47939132hmmmm. something tells me that ms unicorn is sick.have you gotten her aura checked recently? you can prevent terminal bicrosis before its too late.
>>47939132Did she use magic to disgusie her bi-characteristics
>>47939065Hebi dragoon and kitsune dancer!>the hebi is actually the MC>she read the prima guide on which dialogue options to pick to get the rest of your party killed off ASAP>every time you try to question her she succeeds a speech/seduction check on you
>>47939159>get the rest of your party killed off ASAPDropped
Hebi that is yan, not just for you but your other wives. She is zealous in keeping the group together for every activity.
>>47939065lemme use the slot machine for this one...>automaton, inari, satyrosthe fox and the goat are almost always drunk, the automaton has to carry both of them on her missile platform, and im stuck doing everything because the inari is so drunk that she cant even conjure a basic firebolt spell (and the automaton's missile platform is currently occupied with no room for weapons)
>>47939179No, she will torture and murder them one by one and leave their corpse ms around the camp as a warning.
>>47939169It's a euphemism!
>>47939186I can see that.You played your hand too quickly, fuck off.
>hebi goes through a portal to a non-MGE universe, one without the no violence restriction.>freezes for a moment>starts crying because she "doesnt like these thoughts" about hubby's friends.>instantly rushes back to MGE so that she can cuddle hubby for comfort.
>>47939212Monsters with their limiters/filters removed, scary
>>47939219You want a monster? You get one, don't cry when she will cur your legs and arms to make sure that you never get out of the cave. Don't scream or your tongue will be next.
>>47939224Kiki would prob be fine, i cant imagine they would be any different
Bicorn, bogey, weresheep, dormouse, itten-momen. sleepy cuddle pile using the honse as a giant pillow
>>47939244If you take a day off, you will be the meat in the stew to feed your daughters.
>Dragons get into an argument >Chests puffed out>Tits pressed against each other >More and more flame breaks into their words >Keeps going till they’re practically blowing fire broken up by insults >Suddenly stop >They hug and go about their way dragons are weird
>>47939219>pre-transformation monster is the first one to go through an earth portal, after many millennia of nonstop work on the project.>constantly swearing and telling herself not to think about the state of the world as she sets up the proper reality spells to establish and shape a mana aura.>finally done and taking a well deserved breather>"you good sister?">"we HAVE to get the demon lord to fix that.">"fix what?">"the fact that we have an extreme emotional response to humans being treated terribly, without the mana aura i almost lost it. i mean hell she herself couldnt be the one to do this because her response is the strongest.">"ooooh right. i dont think she can fix that.">"THE FUCK YOU MEAN CANT?!">"the best the demon lord can do is rearrange how our minds work, in this case she make it so that our violence is only exposed in response to humans being treated terribly, but MGE's natural magic aura help repress that further so we merely feel compelled to help.">"thats bullshit">"the only one that can truly remove it is the chief goddess. but you know her thoughts on the matter.">"ah god damnit, whatever. you woke me up at midnight for this, im going back to bed.">NEXT MORNING>"morning">"morning">"sleep well?">"yeah, interestingly enough i had a dream about punching corrupt politicians.">"interesting">"what is?">"must be one of the long term effects of being exposed to a mana-less world before a mana aura could be set up">"... now that you mention it, dreams like that were common among us ancient monsters for a few months after the transformation">"exactly, im sure you're well aware of what this means?">"yep, earth was actively de-transforming me due to a lack of mana. im gunna go pester a few angels to see if i can get an audience with the chief goddess, need her to make a few core changes to how monsters work, such as how responsive we are to the local mana.">"why would you do that? as long as we enter mana-less worlds or ones with a similar aura we should-">"the demon lord plans on targeting a grimdark world next.">the other monster starts choking on her coffee as her sister walks outside>"grimdark? GRIMDARK? IS SHE FUCKING INSANE?!">"APPARENTLY">the monster teleports to the skies.>"... well i have to admit, grimdark worlds do need the most help"
>>47939295>proof read the green multiple times before posting>"alright this looks good">re-read again after posting>"lol you missed that mistake and that one and that one and..."
>>47939295I do feel our world is grimdark in many aspects.
>>47939303Don't worry, I enjoyed your green even if I don't really understand everything in it. The only bad thing about it is that it reminded me that we don't deserve salvation. The bad thoughts are strong this morning and the other gore retard doesn't help.
>>47933304>InariI've been obsessed with foxes for years and I swear I didn't reroll even once. I might as well save us the time and invite her into my bedroom right there.
I don't feel so good anon-kun. Is it all ogre?
>>47939401While Inari are not in my top 3 I still would be ok to live with one in her shrine. What make foxes so attractive?
>>47939467just as an example:>centaurs, the monster part is significant and add new possibilities but also extremely obtrusive on her human shape and drastically limit what you can do with her.>catgirls, monster parts dont obtrude much BUT they are also minimal and insignificant without any new possibilities aside from maybe having a cat-like personality.foxes are the best of both worlds>monster parts are significant and add new possibilities>but also dont obtrude on her base human shape or remove existing things a baseline human can do.id even go as far as to say that foxgirls are THE perfect omni-monstergirl.
>>47939520alright thats is the second post ive made with several grammatical errors tonight and my eyes hurt, im doing to bed.
>>47939467You are genetically conditioned to pet fluffy ears and stroke fluffy tail
>>47939253Ittans are extremely underrated. More often that not, disrespected, as a matter of fact. Oh, dormouse this, yeti that, but when you bring up one of the most important parts of sleeping, the BLANKET, suddenly it's "lol cumrag" and "literally who" !!! Spiders are so great because they'll knit you a blanket, right? But date the blanket itself and suddenly you're a weirdo! God.>yes I would prefer NOT to be completely wrapped up by my wife please t. snakefuckerHYPOCRITES
>>47939295>"So what's with the 'no singles' rule? I always thought single monsters would be lining up to be the first through the portals">"Safety measure. Single monsters absorb too much ambient mana, but a human partner helps stabilize them. You know you'd be a good fit for the portal teams, it says here you were born on Earth so you're already desensitized to the worst of it"