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>>48050972Lies to trick you into getting eaten.
>>48050972Wow, I wonder who's behind this post...
>>48050990I wonder who is behind THIS post!
>>48051004Quick, take a picture of her!
>>48051022Those backwater dorks still think that snapping a picture means you've stolen their souls.
is it succ inspection day already?
>>48051053THIS SUCCUBUS IS MISSING HER MONSTER DONG!
>>48051022
>>48050775I can still have choccy milk.
>>48051139yeah but strawberry though
How long can a cow go without milking?
>>48051193Did you draw this?>If soWhy?
>>48051194A demon whose hue of skin is unusually pale.
>>48051225Man likes big boobs and milk
>>48051239the scales and familiar would suggest she's some sort of magic dragon, like Puff
FAT BOOBS on a TINY GIRL
>>48051254
>>48051254stacked fairies
>>48051254Oppai loli body erotic
>>48051193I want a cow that agrees to find out. We'd set up a safe word and I'd lock her up in chains, play recorded baby cries, loudly complain all day about how thirsty I am, and sometimes lightly tease her nipples.
>>48051242I didn't need to see /d/ here.
>>48051263What does this dragon not know?
>>48051315How many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
>>48051315She has just realized that she truly knows nothing.
>>48051323Isn't that, in a way, knowing everything?After all, there's nothing to know.If if she truly knows nothing, then she truly knows everything.
>>48051332Exactly what I mean.
I DEMAND VAMPIRE PANCAKES.
Trolls Trolls Trolls!
>>48051388>this got finishedVery nice, imagine all those nipples and ass slips when you take her dance wearing that dress
CURSE OF RA
>>48051399>curse of rautism
>>48051399
>>48051399! !
>>48051388I'm pretty sure that I can see her butthole on full display if I just lift up her tail
>>48051416Anon please! Do not lewd the troll! Do not let the horny thoughts take over!
>>48051402>dumps sand in your bed
>>48051388I want to spread those buttocks so fucking bad
>Post on 4mon, aggressively seeking a memekot to meme and kot with>Get inane rambling posts of mamono pretending to be vamps, foxes, sneks, Druella>Just utter nonsense>Each post exactly 1 minute apart>ItsHer.jpg>Excitedly ask her for her MonSpace account>She completely ghosts youI WILL GET YOU YET, MEMEKOT! YOU WILL BE MINE!
>>48051388Imagine taking her outside to dance, making her back all sweaty and her breasts shiny with sweatAll that back sweat running down her lower back and disappearing between her buttcrack And later that night making that back all sweat in bed
Repent
>>48051388Now a Troll wearing the desert kingdom outfit
>>48051388Hagville Trolls are so fine
>>48051388Saint of Trolls delivers again
>>48051388I must grab and impregnate
>>48051480Same
>>48051388I would gladly pay the Troll Toll to get that Boy's Soul.
Maybe if rennaissance-wight had better company, she wouldn't have to have tea parties with her old doll and bogie. How can you make fun of her? The kids these days, they're all sex and no sophistication. And her old friends are spending more and more time with their husbands. It's so sad. What is a wight to do?
>>48051640>What is a wight to do?What she has always done, seethe.
>>48051644I've heard her seethe parties are quite the ragers.
>>48051627I am weak to Tsun.
Real dead hours.
The Big Cheese would like to see you now...
>>48051783>Walk into the Big Cheese's office>It's actually just a giant cheeseWhat now?
Yankee monsters
>>48051795I gotchu
>>48051795>no MG gf to go to Cubs games with >can't even go to Cubs games at allIt hurts...
>>48051798I cant believe that candle drop went bankrupt
>>48051388>TrollI refuse to pay the toll for their bridge, they have jacked up the toll immensely. That is why I always cross while they are sleeping so I do not have to deal with them whining about not paying the Troll Toll. I will keep dodging the toll because they have no right to charge me THAT much to get across the bridge50 gold for a crossing each way? Are they Danukiing me out of my money?
>>48051388I bet this dress would also look great on a Troll
>>48051845Weight loss regime NOW
>>48051859>My thirst for dick is STRONG and WITHOUT ENDI'm sorry to hear that, Anon. Mayhap you could perchance leave this thread to find one more to your liking?
>>48051857Is there something that wouldn't look great on a troll?
>>48051867Diarrhea?
>>48051867A diaper.
>>48051878>>48051881I was talking about clothing
>>48051883But diapers are clothing!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3O6nTjkzhk
>being toured around the pyramid>nudge anubis's decorative desk abacus>it wasn't decorative
Careful out there anons, there's been a werewolf sighted in the area. https://archiveofourown.org/works/59951407
>>48050990Hopefully a cute succubus. Portals soon?
how to stop imminent kot rape?
>sneaking free sniffs of your danuki wife's breath when she's sleeping
>>48051998Lat down in a sunny spot, she'll want to cuddle instead
>>48051964Another Werewolf story? Must be a full moon
>>48051998Go for the beans!
>>48051964cute story
>>48052160Is it wrong to moon the wolves
>>48052243Well, yes but actually no
one image in my personal hellhound folder named hellhound_expand and another named hell_mounds, never to see the light of day besides a select group
there isn't enough ocelomeh art in the world
>>48051964Very cute story, i wish werewolf girls were real
How do I become a better writer? I try and try to write but always get stuck. Plus I can't write smut to save my life. Have an idea I've been working on but failing at about an Anon and his bratty Pyrow roommate who always hate fucks one another.
>>48052384>How do I become a better writer?Get good.
>>48052384Unironically just keep writing. You'll never get better if you don't keep trying.
>>48052384Personally I started out just doing greentexts, worked my way up to longer stories. Also, read a lot. Helps improve vocabulary and wording.
I do hope if monster girls really do come, takeover and do a Day of The Rape. It will also result in pornography or NSFW art actually bring good, appealing, actually erotic and not as trashy and sloppy as it is today. What am I talking or complaining about? Current modern day porn AND Rule 34 and digital nsfw art these days.And what are the chances that a majority and 90-percent of horny pervy artists who churn out Flavor of the Month anume smut and r34 of currently popular and trending anime waifus are not even fans of the shows/anime/games/books and manga they're making porn and smut of, nor do they even consume, watch, play or read the source material they are sexualizing and making porn out of.Hell, do these artists even remember the names of the FOTM waifus and girls they sexualize and make porn out of!? It is annoying reasons like this why I have grown to hate and or despise a lot of porn artists these days. They are not faithful true fans, nor do they even consume, watch, read or play the media and IPs they are sexualizing and making porn out of. AKA; sleazy grifters and Patreon parasites riding on hip popular trends who only specialize in illustrating popular trendy waifus. But are seemingly incapable of creating their own shit to make porn out of.I wish our MGE monster girl overlords can help make better smut and erotica that isn't the vapid rule 34 we have or paywalled Patreon slop from Patreon parasites.
>>48052384Write crap until you get better. This is the only way. Did you know 9 out of 10 writers give up before getting good?
>>48052450This post reads as if it was written by CatGPT
>>48052384Don't worry anon I don't bite...unless you want me to the night is still young and you belong to me body and soul
>>48052552thank you Claude very cool
>>48050956
>>48052576Sometimes hebis can be a bit possessive of their daughters
>>48052582Only sometimes?
>>48052450If you get a monster wife, your days off looking at porn are over
>>48052576>>48052582where is grandpa?
>>48052384Crack open one random "classic" book (your interpretation) you've been somewhat curious about and make notes of the times you liked something, and what made it likeable. If the book sucks or gets too dry for too long, drop it. It's ok. You can always revisit things. Very few great books are actually great the whole way through.
I want to crack open a bear
>>48052638This can cause severe bleeding and even death. DON'T DO THIS!
>>48051964Boring and cliche with too much of useless text
>>48052618Working, he has not retire yetOr being imprisoned in the bedroom
Plap the alp.Plalp.
>>48052638>haku comes banging on your door to issue a demerit>brought a beer for demonstration purposes for use in her lecture>no answer>gets on her tiphooves to peep through the glass>...>hugs in her clipboard, quietly puts the beer in your mailbox and speeds off in the takumobile
I wanna ram my cock into Druella’s mouth!
>>48052384Read and write. Before I finally succeeded at making a good story that people liked, I've had like a dozen other stories that I didn't even bother posting anywhere.
>>48052655Alp has unlocked the power of palindromes. Plalp makes even Tacocat cautious.
>>48051388One of the few troll pics that I see something other than her hands
How do I act around cows
>>48052761play jazz
>>48052761Calm and no sudden movements. And don't wear red. Be sure to express your interest in milk. Chew some gum too to fit in better.
>>48052761Stare directly at the breasts.
>>48052761Just act casual, they're chill
>>48052710Does power of palindromes come with longer shorts or short shorts?
>>48052800>on a mission to infiltrate a holstaur extremist group>disguised as a holstaur>holstaurs start talking about their milk how much they are making and how it taste and hiw they have been using their milk in cooking>all the heads turn to you>well anon how much milk you can make? How do you get out of this situation
>>48052843Remove my disguise and enjoy a reverse gangbang as was my plan all along.
>>48052843>anon>not cownonIs my cover busted already?
>>48051857Call me boring or whatever but i love women with black hair and average brown eyes more than blondes any day
>>48052863>Call me boring or whatever but i love womensame, same
>Teleported in MGC>Get arrested on dubious claims>Have no documentation regarding your identity>Trails is a farce>Sentenced to prison for 10 years>Inform the guard that this a prison for women and that you're a man>She points to the paper>"It says right here that you're a female.">Offer to show her proof>She whips out her nightstick and threatens to whack you with it >Quickly taken to your new cell>Small cell with a bunk, sink/toilet, and a desk>Cellmate is troll who was imprisoned for growing illegal substances>She's in for a similar amount of time>She's not allowed to grow stuff on her>She's allotted limited showers as to not grow any stashed away seeds>As such, the cell is filled with her natural, troll smell >Guard tosses you in there with herOn the plus side, she's docile since she doesn't have mamono realm plants making her into an ushi-lite. On the downside, you are now no longer docile since her smell fuels your desire.
>>48051857Why do hags downplay their sexy curves so hard
>>48052534Pic related
oh no anon! your meek sheep coworker has hypno app that'll make you do whatever she whats! it doesn't actually work
>>48053032Well, want does she what?
>>48053041six hour snooze session
>>48053032your gonna play along right anon? your not going to let her embarrass herself right anon?
I could stop monster invasion by taking the general's teddy bear hostage.
>>48053041daki action
>>48053064that's actually evil anon your getting divinely smote by the relevant authority
>>48052843>Sisters, I...>yes?>Since winter I've... stopped producing milk.>[gasps]>It's true. I wish it wasn't. The, uh, the research says it's... uh stress related, but... not making milk just stresses me out more! Which means->which means you make even less milk. mmhm, mhm girl, i have beeeeen there. it's a cruel, vicious cycle. i am so, so sorry>i'm here for you>i'm here for you too>we're here for you>nobody deserves that>you're never alone with us>group hug for our new sister, who needs all the love and support we can give!>anon is crushed by seven pairs of tits and arms cooing and sighing into him and stroking his head>leaves with a picnic basket stuffed to the brim with fenugreek, flax seed, kale, anise, fennel, and yams>little note inside: "You WILL overcome this!! <3">tears up a littlenevermind survival, now you have worry about not betraying their good will and hurting cowe feelings
>>48053099Congratulations on becoming holstaur alp
>>48053163I'd a holst alp.
>>48053403Then you also become holst alp after drinking holst alp yogurt
>>48053413I'll become Incubus, fucker of alps.
>>48053428Fucking alps does not give you superpowers
>>48053496Feels really really really good though, especially if she leglocks you.
>>48053552>she
>>48053576???
>>48053496Are you sure? How do you know if you haven't even tried, bro?
>>48053496Wrong.
>>48053661I do it every day, it's nothing special. I can stop any time I want. I'm not addicted.
All this recent Alp posting is highly suspicious.
I think you should ask out that cute girl whose jewlery has the symbol of Mars theme
>>48053736There's nothing suspicious about it. Look at this alp.
>>48053736Gee willikers! Just look at all those turgid tallywhackers, what hey, chap!
>>48053736You mean something is alpfoot? Bigfoot-Alp?
>>48053805>ask her out>she starts stumbling her words, barely manages to say yes.>Hair ornament turns into a venus symbolStrange...
>>48053817>Look at this alpToo boyish. Needs more prisoners fruit in her diet.
Failure in finding a monster wife until your 30s results in you alping out
>>48053947If that was true half of this thread would have alped already.
>>48054019Where do you think we are
Feed your snake
>>48054040In a thread with a bunch of wizards? How is what i said wrong?
Atleast you're not being dragged off to the hagville auction house
Soft lava golem
>>48054199I would find that a much more worthwhile activity than slowly die of loneliness.
>>48054249Would commit bellygrab/10
>>48054146Why is this cow trying to disguise herself as a succ?
>>48054249Do not throw food into volcanoes
>>48053821Those aren't real words. You just made them up.
>>48054288It's how Alps talk, I know because I've read their stories.
>>48054285Instead of throwing sacrifices into the volcano, you sacrifice your seedAnd now there are lots of small lava blobs that want uppies
>>48053805Can she do a terraform?
>>48054293No wonder they get bullied at MGC high.
Sorry ms pyrow, I'm too tired to deal with your lavicious behavior today. Perhaps you'd like to drink cocoa and do some virtual fishing while watching football?
>>48054459>Miss Pyrow was never seen again.>Last place she was seen in was anon's house, but she left the place hurriedly a short time after entering.
>Queen dragon hasnt been seean for months>appears wearing heavy Robe>paces up and down delivering grand speech>robe snags and falls of>it reveals she's pregnant
>>48054518Stop writing fanfiction Deonora, it doesn't suit you
>>48054518>malef dragon annoyed her surprise for her minions is ruined
>>48052640I get the feeling you wouldn't like the rest of my stories anon. They're all pretty cliche. Not meant to be anything unique, just feel good fluff. Believe it or not, I did cut out a lot of filler I felt was unnecessary, especially around the end.
Imagine dragons.
>>48054529How is that hag still single?
>You are on a path in the forest. At the end of this path, there is a cabin. In the basement of the cabin, there is a princess. You must lay her, or the world will end.What species is she and are you a bad enough dude to save the world?
>>48054597She's a Dragon and a Queen, just being near her is scaryx neverming things like going on dates and stuff that people do when they're not single
>>48054137Do MGE Dragon eggs hatch as monsters or monstergirls?
You think Deonora goes to the local dragonia bar or travels to the bad end bar in hagville to cry?The latter might be less obvious
>>48054597Because she's saving herself for me.
Despite making up 13% of the population, foxes are responsible for 50% of all rapes in MGC.
>>48054802>this message brought to you by ManticorePac
>>48052617I dunno, I bet you could goon with a kakuen.
>>48054637Monstergirls.
>>48054637Eggs. then dragon tadpoles. Later they grow legs and become monster girls. You are man enough to cuddle your tadpole daughter, right??
would you rather a pepsitsune or a manticola?
>bogey comes to visit a gen alpha kid bedroom>oh my gyatt is that freddy fazbear?!!>jumps out of bed and snaps pictures of her while doing fortnite dances
>>48054606Bicorn, so that she can help me save the other princesses.
>>48054942miss echidna's snakes are pretty cute. im going to give them more affection and headpats than her.
ANON THE SHIP IS SINKING, YOU NEED TO CHOOSE WHO YOU WILL BEG FOR HELP1. The Seagull and Pelican Harpy pirates flying above who want to rape you.2. The ravenous Mermaids and Mersharks swimming below who also want to rape you.
>>48054946I'm too proud to beg, I'll just stand at the stern and yell IN LIFE OR IN DEATH, NO ONE SHALL HAVE THAT WHICH IS BLACK JACK LEE'S!
>>48054946the life boats are safe. i will be safe in the lifeboats. the jinko on the lifeboat won't rape me.
>>48054902I drew a baby dragon once and she went gao
>>48050956>Nextclouddafuqwhere muh mang mega be at
>>48054984Taken down, most likely one of the thread pests complained to mega about loli stuff there
>>48054969Ach so
>>48054989Awesome.
>>48054946oh i've heard about this one. you let the scorpion ride on your back as you swim across
>>48054969>>48055007what does gao
>>48054946Which one is cuddlier and fatter?
>>48055029I mean, it doesn't really matter. Nextcloud archive works only slightly worse.
>cheshire bullying a fat anon by going invisible, levitating a bowl of salad and making spooky "ooo" noises
>get incubised>the number of incubi in the world stays the same
>>48055159salads are pretty good too, though
>>48055172>salad tastes kind of funny >anon tosses salad with his tongue>invisible chesh biting her lip
>>48054946The Captain always goes down with the ship.
>>48054920I work at a haunted house and a couple of gen z kids did this when I scared them. I got in trouble for breaking character after I told them to leave.
>>48055182I'll take a cheshire butt pizza and a cheshire pussy salad to go please.
>>48055159She gets on me for not eating salads but she's the one who doesn't eat her veggies!
>>48055260This is the weakest elf hagAnd yet I still cannot defeat herEven so, I must go deep into elf territory
>>48055217>pink crustsus
>>48055260you forgot to put a grown up male that reaches only up to her hips for size comparision
fucking FINALLY, the twitter slop spam is backsome good content
>>48055322Oddly I agree.
>they hate slop now*sniff*I know where I'm not wanted!
>>48055327You're a real bro, mick
>>48055341If it makes Dorome-chan feel any better, I think the Feat of Clay two-parter was some of the best content in BTAS
Imps are for ___________.
>>48055420showing me where miss demon is.
>>48055420speech pattern correction
>>48055432if you say you don't like her voice, she can always switch to her jar jar impression
>>48055420Quickies
>>48055341To be fair, i don't think anyone here waifus doromes.
>>48055432You're supposed to endure the baby talk, so for that one day in the future when she's pissed off at someone, she goes full foul-mouthed sailor while drinking beer and smoking cigarettes. Then the next day when she's calmed down, she's back to the baby talk again.
Need Balrog schoolgirl gf
Need the softest hag
Need the hardest hag
>>48055451This but a pyrow instead
>>48055446they're in that middle-upper range of monsters for me, like gargoyles or griffons.i wouldn't necessarily go looking for one but if she snagged me i'd be okay with it
>>48055457I'm going to friendzone the Pyrow
>>48055451She looks like a nerd.
>>48055341Dough-rome...
>>48055446https://files.catbox.moe/e2jkhu.pngThey are perfect for threesomes with Trolls, imagine the geomancy potential of your offspring
play hoopla with large horned monsters to establish dominancei've thrown hoops on lims, on minos, on dragons, on weresheep, on balrogs. what are they going to do? throw the hoop on me? oh wait, I don't have any horns!
>>48055455>happy rattling noises
>>48055462Thats how you get a gang of pyrows ganging up on you after she calls for backup.
Pyrows are scaryBut they are scared of the principle so I have to hide in her office
>>48055458>>48055466Doromes are just bimbofied Gnomes.
>>48055491strictly better gnome, yeah.
>>48055474There she isKC's worst design
>>48055457That was a nice trick
>>48055511That's a weird way to say best girl.
>>48055455Dragon scales are pretty hard
>>48055519>pic unrelated
>>48055511That's not Selkie desu
Dragons are bad.
Dragons are rad.
>>48055519This dragon has breasts.
>>48055544THUD
Nothing will stop me from snuggling hags
>>48055534>dragons are radioactiveThat's why you should stay away from them.
>>48055544>>48055548God I fucking love FAT tails
If a Kakuen can't teach me how to shoot energy from my hands then I don't want her!
>>48055457I love pyrows so damn mu
>>48055586>so damn muanon? ANON!?
>>48055590T-they got him...We have to run NOW!
>>48055593I don't need to run. Pyrows wouldn't go for me anyway.
>>48055457I prefer Balrog because they would be bigger romantics, peak "pure gyaru" archetype
>>48055620He's got the dragon tongue, if you know what I mean.
Everyone knows gyarus are out of shape. Just out run the pyrow
>>48055451This, but arch imp instead.
>>48055635I am also out of shape, I have no choice but to hide
>>48055620She's all damaged because she lost the fight to Alduin on the Throat of the World the moment when Alduin reappeared. Be a good dragon"slayer" and treat her well. She's recovering
Dragons are... vlad?
>>48055679Careful, the Vampires will sue you for that.
Which is better: dragons with scales covering private parts or clothed dragons?
>>48055685I like the former better. Its more lewd.
>>48055685Fatter
Competitive Monster Kissing.
Gentlemen don't even offer their face for lady to take a seat upon on a hot, sweaty summer's day. Chivalry is dead.
>>48055745>A ghoul wins for the 4th year in a row
>>48055685clothed when having scale covering nipples
>>48054044What happens if I stick my hand down her throat?
>>48055763An underdog Oomukade will rise again some day like the prophecies foretell.
Fiji mermaid kakuen.
>>48055511I don't know. Sea slime is pretty bad too. I bet they'd both look better with an art update.
overfeeding your pets and then giving them too small lingerie is considered abuse
What would a non-yandere shirohebi be like?
>>48055801A normal lamia with white scales. Taking the yan out of the hebi is just taking the hebi out of the hebi.
sluge
>>48055759How would they react if I just came up and flipped their table and ruined their tea party?
>>48055806>Normal lamiaLamias are still exceptionally jealous and possessive, just as much as shirohebi. It's just instead of squeezing their husbands very tightly with their tails, shirohebis magic their unfaithful husbands. They're basically just the white-scaled, Zipangese version of the lamia. Same disposition, just a different way of dealing with husbands.
>>48055827Taser in the butthole.
>>48055827Vanilla donut and then tea flavored donut.
>>48055759For cait sith and cait sith only.
>>48055806How can you tell a shirohebi from a vanilla lamia with white hair and scales?
>>48055849>Yan>Blue fire>Speaks in moon runesPretty easily actually.
Yeah, tailpussy is good, but have you tried vaginalpussy?
>>48055863i prefer alppussy
>>48055825SLUGGIN' IT OUT TONIGHT!
>>48055837YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM! MAAAAAAAAN!
>>48055825>>48055877!
Fuck the police.
>>48055894Hey wait a second, this isn't due process, this is just rape!
Reminder that with mamono, every day is a safe day
>>48055924Yeah, a safe impregnation day.
Once the Holstaur traps your cock between her tits, there is NO escape...
I really need a Satsuki Pharaoh gf. And buy her swimsuits and such.
Once the Baphomet traps your cock between her tits, there is NO escape...
You guys are too horny. Take a cold shower.
>>48055869Same, people don't realize what they are missing
>>48055947I definitely would buy nice lingerie and swimsuits for a Pharaoh gf too.
>>48055869>>48055961Troon loving fags.
>>48055968This isn't your 3D political garbage, we are talking about biological monster women
>>48055968projection
Alps are not to be lewded. They're bros and nothing more. You can watch sportsball, play card games, or play vidya together, perhaps even do some pranks or wild stunts, but never do anything lewd with them. If they try to make something lewd, you bully them relentlessly. This is the only way to approach the alp question.
>>48055974No, you're talking about homosexual men being given a false image to trick men into thinking they're not having sex with a faggot playing pretend. Alps are just Succubi for fags in the closet.
>>48055951Yeah right, Baphos are all FLAT. None of them have legit cowtits. And no, magically getting some doesn't count either, they're fakers.
>>48055988>Alps are just SuccubiPretty much yeah.
>>48055987 thats cruel and unusual
is alpfag back?
Which incident is this?
>>48056034The incident of "retard wastes image limit with AI slop"
>>48056034despicable hat thief
>>48056037AI creates so many possibilities.
>>48055966Don't forget cool and rare swords.
>>48056034I love MGE touhous, but you need to try again with that one.
>>48056077All of them shit.
>>48056078>Hey babe i bought you this ornamental Khopesh>She sweats nervouslyWhat did i do wrong?
>Post online how you hate the fact those dirty desert kingdom people have been moving into your town more and more>The next day, all your neighbors have moved out and been replaced with various brown skinned monsters not even trying to be subtle about eyeing you up
I love art drawn by my Automaton wife
>>48056112I don't like brown skin monster girls so I'll be moving.White flight it is then.
>>48056116>not fighting for your homeYou are weak and will be molested by Whitehorns.
>>48056104>buy her a cool dagger>show it to her>She brings out a demon silver dagger, salutes you and adopts a combat stanceCourage and honor, anon.
>>48054802foxes would like to remind everyone that you can't rape your spouse
>>48056127May her knife chip and shatter.
>>48054802They wish
>>48056175>Anon's hips might chip and shatter later that night.
>>48056191I hate brown people though.
red eyeliner tho
>>48056214just needs 8 more tails
>>48056214That red eye liner sure is something
>falling victim to the charm of imps
Everytime a Sabbath member trying to get free candy comes to my door this Halloween she's getting broccoli!
>>48056290do you want to be covered in greenworms?
>>48056290>excited herbivore girl noises
>>48056311Yes. But I want to be covered in my Greenworm daughterus.
>>48056200All the more reason why you're gonna get raped by them!
>>48056351nuh uh
Sloth MG when?
Remember to help out at your local graveyard this Halloween, the freshly reanimated zombie girls get scared by all the people in costumes!
>>48056375Too spooky for me.
>>48056375Awwwww!
>>48056380Nobody cares
just alp my shit up
>>48056375this leads to being the only guy to show up to the monster mash
>>48056443k
>Thought I caught that kunoichi who keeps trying to “assassinate” me >She turns into a puff of smoke and all that is left is a log with a crude picture of a kunoichi on it Every single time
>>48056518i like when they unintentionally teleport out of their clothes
>>48056444Surely more than one person is willing to go do some social work with cute zombies.
>>48056518Check the back of that picture, I bet her number is on it.
>>48056375Impregnating as many zombies as I can in a single night
Pyros and Balrogs are like, so cute, right?
>>48056570Nah. They're ugly. Proof: You can't possibly post a picture of a cute pyrow OR balrog.
>>48056570They're totes my.jam,and I normally dislike the gyaru thing.
>go on an adventure with a loli Amazon>make her consider the merits of human gender roles by filling her pussy and ass with cum every night
Why is it that foxes always, ALWAYS have just one tail or nine of them? Is there really such demand for 100 - 700 years old foxes? Or is it all illusions, so that foxes either want to appear wise and experienced with more years than they really have or young and fertile with totally just one tail, honest?
>>48056576You're a no-good downer who doesn't know how to appreciate how •totally rad!• a girl and her crew can be!
>>48056598>Always have just one tailWestern foxes. Their tail number doesn't scale up with power or mana, so 90% of foxes just have one tail.>or nine of themOverrepresented in Japan. As the most powerful cast of Inari, they have the riches and power to have their likeness plastered and worshipped everywhere as deities.
>>48056631The 10% of western foxes that don't have one tail commonly have had their tail removed due to early encounters with the fur trade and their reluctance to cooperate on trap escape techniques. This actually makes them more dangerous because they experience half the air resistance and are twice as desperate to secure a mate. As only old foxes were the first to encounter the fur trade, these hags are of an exceptionally high threat level.The last one to secure a boy did so by snatching him from a moving train, and he wasn't seen again until he emerged from her den six weeks later.The mate reportedly had been eating raw deer and takeout Chinese for the entire gestation period of his first three children.
I could beat a Balrog up. She looks like a dumb, weak dork.
>>48056691Yeah, that sounds accurate, Gandalf.
>>48056570I want to play DnD with a group of nerd Pyrows and their ultranerd Balrog leader
>>48056691I could take two balrogs at once.
>>48056801Sure, but could you take two balrogs at once in a fight?
>>48056570I'll admit that they kind of are. Thankfully, I'm into mature women and not cute girls
>>48056807Like a pillow fight? That sounds fun!
>>48056819Pyrows are more advanced than you know!
>>48056830When does she evolve into a balrog?
>>48056830I need to be caught by a group of roaming Elder Gyarus.>"Anonnnn, didn't I see you at my niece's baseball game? It was killer, right? You were there with your brother, what's-his-face. No, I wasn't staring.">"Say, me and some of the girls were going to go play pool downtown after this. You should come along, it's gonna be wizard. The kids still say things are 'wizard' right?">"They do? Good, I'm still hip. Not that I was ever going to sweat about it!"
>>48056845Pyrow OLs would be my UNDOING. World needs more of them.
>>48056845>Elder Gyaruslol
>>48056879Hag Pyros are the best, specially the ones that never stop dressing like their past selves
We shall have many beautiful bug children
>>48056976Me and you? Uh, how?
The mental image of monster girl brains short fusing just because their hubby has a higher sex drive than them will never not be funny
>>48055869Same. I love alps.
>>48057033More of a Himalayans man, m'self.
To combat the fox overpopulation crisis, the government is considering a fluff tax
>>48057292no taxation without rape presentation
>>48057292>overpopulation crisisPlease, those hags aren't getting laid. Even if they were their egg cartons are empty.
>>48052893imagine trying to hold out for fucking years oh man
>werecat asks for water>get her a glass of water>she doesn't touch it and stares at you>ah>take half of one step towards the bathroom>she scrambles out of her chair and beats you there>beams at you with the dinnerplate eyes as you turn the faucet on>shoves her head in there>laps at the sink basin while it hits her cheek and dribbles off her chin>rub her back while she drinks>she grabs your hand and plants it on her butt>rub rub>sink becomes reflector dish for her purrs and schlips
>>48057373Running water is safer than still water, the werekot knows this
>>48057292>fox overpopulation crisisAren't monster an extreme minority since monsters are incapable of reproducing in their world without males?
>>48057377Like the sloths only eating leaves off branches?
I think some gyaru Gremlin or something just sent me a message, not sure what it means.https://files.catbox.moe/1oeai3.png
>>48057390Well that's just easier than picking something up off the ground, you'd have to reach all the way to the Earth and then defy gravity to bring it to your mouth, you know?
>>48057373Ah so I'm not the only one with a retard cat who does that.
The horror of being leglocked in by a beelzebub, and only realized 30 seconds into cumming your brains out into big titty fly pussy that it's not stopping, and she's just getting a larger and more lecherous smile on her face as you suddenly start to mix despair into your pleasure.
>>48057396https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UTdhK0lwuw
>>48057402>give monster a shirt to wear she can't read>she thinks its some lewd words like the memes on 4mon>it's actually some corny romantic words like "#1 wife" or "I stole anon's heart"
>>48057412Yes exactly, expect that he don't pull his head out and keep drinking. Now I'm imagining a chesh doing the same
>>48057402Quite fitting for a troll
I love tentacles
>>48057465Isn’t that one girl from Forest of Blue Skin, dunno which version
>>48057473Tagged オリキャラ so I don’t think so.
Imagine some random overly friendly hebi approaching you acting like you know each other. Do you dare to tell her she must have the wrong person?
>>48057610The longer it goes the more awkward it will get when she realizes I don't know her, so I should clear up the misunderstanding ASAP.
>>48056976Instructions unclear hugging the bug.
>>48057292fox overPLAPulation crisis more like
>>48056835>be xmas-cake age Pyrow>worried too old for jk, not old enough to hagmax>try hairstyle thick makeup and hag-fashions to try to age up>>meet Anon a 30+yo Grey Wizard>looks her up and down critically>"You shall not Pass!">runs home sobbing
>>48055987>Messed-up Anon >falls for an Alp>she starts conforming to his likes>short-haired pixie muscled tomboy>starts going hunting, fixing cars, sportsball games etc with Anon>starts going to the Gym with Anon, getting abs, then getting swole>ends up being Anon's wingman at bars and at the Gym as they both flirt with lonely Muscle-Minos>starts taking f*ta-potions so they can both tag-team the one Mino Anon really likes
>>48055987You can have sex with your bro but never cum inside
>>48057403Beelzebub is pretty fly
>>48057794Bros are the most cuminside-able - alps, pyrows etc
>>48057610>smile and let just enough of a silence hang to indicate I just might know what she's up to>instantly pick up where we left off and match her with just as much friendliness>bring up local attractions and finesse us into a "get-together" with my "old friend" (not a date)>at the day's end, tell her she can come visit anytime>"you know where I live, right? ok bye!"Dawn of the 3rd day. 72 hours remain. Feels more ominous and soul-damning than signing a demon contract.
>>48057794That's great and all but remember that alps never skip leg day so you're gonna have to work hard to not get leglocked.
>hot, steamy, danuki breath passing from her lungs to her mouth, to my nose, and into my lungs
Only the most autistic Succuvirus can get the FOSS enthusiast.
>>48058069My SEXLinux subsystem makes sure nothing can infect my computer. She's qute yandere tho but it's a small price to pay.
Why can't the portals open so I can have my baph already
>>48058097Make a tulpa
>>48058101And preemptively cheat on my baph? I could never
>>48058112>Bicorn realizes the potential of tulpa ntr
>>48058097Make a chatbot
the i heart living shirt stays on during sex miss undead
>>48056518Cook an extravagant candlelit dinner and put the log in the other chair. Feed it with a spoon and rub a speck of sauce off it with your thumb. Laugh at its jokes, too. Just not too hard.
>>48058326She does heart the living, that's what she's gonna do.
>>48058101Self-inflicted schizophrenia is not a good substitute for wife.
>>48058525i want wife induced schizophrenia
I went to the Shog Store and picked up a tub of "I Can't Believe it's not Wife!"4 / 5, would buy again.Also a pretty good butter substitute.
>>48057935>That's great and all but remember that alps never skip leg daytraining to chase men at night?
>>48058566>"I Can't Believe it's not Wife!"What is it then? Shogarine?
>>48058702>anon looks closer at the label>what's that little spot>hold on>gets his magnifying glass>""I Can't Believe it's not Wife!" (yet)
>>48058619Training to leglock the first man desperate and foolish enough to stick his dick in an alp, they're lick a venus flytrap, looks very tempting and meek but once you're in you're not getting back out.
>>48058711What if i just use it to cook and nothing else. Don't think it will ever become wife.
sad that the storybooks never did get round to being translated
>>48058719Mmm, toned alp legs. Sounds hot, I'm in.
Monstergirls from prehistory. Give me that precambriussy.
>>48058847Wake me up inside (CAN'T WAKE UP)
>>48058848What?
>>48058847Horseshoe crab girls reached perfection long ago.
Succuvirus wants to tell me something againhttps://files.catbox.moe/vxlgpr.png
>once again only started getting sleepy well after sunrisei need an agitated night mare to shoot dormouse darts into my neck through the windowor a bogey to read to me, that would be nice too.
You all can fight over your foxes and succs. I'm just here for the imps.
>>48058991>gyaru succuvirus nags you to close that gay f.lux thing because she wants to sunbathe>of course she sunbathes nude on top of anything you are trying to do on your pc
>>48059069Or marry a vampire.
>>48059101And we have to pretend that's a bad thing because?
>>48059363It's kind of annoying having to ask her to move when her tits are blocking your e-mail client and you need to send something important.
>>48059395Seems to me like you have unresolved responabilities and she's jussst reminding you of them.
>>48057519>>48057465reminds of giant naked rei, what is this exactly? as in animal or insect or what
>>48059544Some OC. You should learn how to use reverse image search
>portals open>Australians are faced with invading hordes of Emu girls
I will sniff the throne of the lim while I wait for her to get changed into her battle outfit (she wasn't expecting visitors)
>>48059636>Lim comes back to find anon with his pants soiled, overdosed on lim musk>She sighs in disappointment>Orders to get him scooped up and the scene cleaned>Kikimora arrives with a ridiculously large brush and dustpan, scoops him up and leaves.
>>48059667Lim is going to be upset when kiki deposits him in her chambers
>>48059742I know they are difficult to tell appart, but a Kiki would know the difference between a lims personal room and the garbage disposal.
>>48059544Whatever it is isn't important, what's important is that I want to fuck it.
>>48059766Lim-chan tries to emulate a famous Devil Bug that scored a really handsome husband.
>>48057794There's nothing wrong bu just casually asking "lend me your ass bro" to your monster friend, it's only recreational and skinship increases friendship
>walking on the street in a post-portals world>suddenly a crazed Hellhound jumps from a back alley, drags you into it and violently rapes you>report the attack to police>her Danuki lawyer argued that it was a "sexual emergency" and she only recently immigrated from MGE world and it's their culture to rape>she's declared innocent and you have to marry her since she can't ever have sex with another man because of mamonobanana imprintingI hate monsters
>>48059838Friends are not for sexo
>>48059944and yet...
>>48060056Girl friend
>>48059838That lend me your ass has to be accompanied by a butt slap or a playful butt gropeIt's mandatory
>>48059838NoNo touching alp butt
>>48060260She can touch my butt.
>Even the heroes and knights of The Order who had always despised monsters until then can't sense any wickedness or animosity from the friendly attitude of the monsters of the present, and the pure and straightforward love and affection that they direct towards men, so it disturbs them. Not only that, they are beings with a literally superhuman charm that is hard to resist and even their appearance and behavior are enough to make prisoners of men. Once they've had sex with them, it's over.Order chads, our response?
>>48060056But that's a friend, not my friend!
>>48060278No.
>>48060349Okay, dad. ;_;
>>48060330Befriend her!
>>48060305Honestly I would be more afraid of a mosntergirl I don't know trying to get in my pants than the ancient version where they're trying to kill me
>>48060401Anon out here really choosing the bear over the man.
>>48060497The bear doesn't seem so bad
>>48060550But she's trying to get into your pants anon? How ill you reconciliate this contradiction?
>>48060608I'll remove my pants so there's nothing for her to get into.
>>48060608I guess Anon will just have to bear this burden.
I don't get what Succuvirus wants to tell me now.https://files.catbox.moe/7y8khn.png
>>48060624 She wants to play nintendkots on the DS handheld
>>48060608I'll wear shorts instead, with how comfy and easy to wear they are, the bear will probably want to cuddle instead of rip them off
>>48060260I doubt you would be saying that after a couple of beer on a Saturday night with your bro
>>48060724>"You have to eat all the eggs" only it's alp going "You have to drink all the beer"
>>48060696Thick thighs.
>>48060654>get bouquet of mini plant girls from Bicorn wife for anniversary>ask Bicorn if I need to put them in water or something>She giggles and says "No silly, you need to give them your 'water'~"while the plants make seductive noises>Look confused at them, then nod hesitantly and start unzipping your pants>Bicorn starts drooling while plant girls start posing and spreading themselves>Pause and say "Hold up, bladder's empty, lemme just go drink something real quick" and turn around to go to the fridge>Their faces shift from arousal to full on panic as they scream "WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT" except for the tentacle who gets even more excited and says "This is the best day ever!" and opens her mouth with her tongue sticking out
