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Need a monster girl that'll fart in my mouth
>>48654517You sure you want to be covered entirely with thicc fairies?
Always trust blue skin.
>>48654554Thanks for the legit thread OP
>>48654569Wow, two blue angels!
Foolish Baphomet! Foolish Dark Mage! Foolish Dark Priest! Foolish Lich! You all say, "Magic is best". I DISAGREE. SCIENCE IS BEST! The principles which govern magic... ARE TOO THE LAWS OF PHYSICS AND SCIENCE! AND IT TOO CAN BE HARNESSED, BY SCIENCE! And unlike magic, SCIENCE STOPS FOR NOBODY! IT WILL ALWAYS CONTINUE TO ADVANCE! Therefor... SCIENCE... HAS WON!
>>48654470Can I get 5 hag fairies to be my auntsters?
>>48654585I don't get that false dichotomy. Liches are scientists, and Sabbaths as a whole are a scientific organization.
>there are, actually, two cheeks of aspankening>spank them both, and something happens!>brilliant, right?>not much to go on, but i have a feeling that won't stop you>so, off you go. it is why you came, isn't it? to this accursed land of the undead?>hah hah hah hah…
>>48654585Calm down, Tesla.
>>48654569I'll trust the deem when I can get it on paper and signed. Like that's ever going to happen, right?
>>48654601>they're scientists bro>actually just girls playing with funny colored liquids in jars and """science""" that is actually just them doing shit with magic when it's already widely known they can do literally anything they want with magic, like there's anything left to discoverFake ass bogus "scientists". They're just pretending because it's their hobby, they like splashing the funny pink and purple stuff in the glasses.
>>48654546That is the dream anon.
>>48654636>like there's anything left to discoverSounds like they did their job then.
>>48654546>go to the Hag Store >they're sold outta hags because of the holidays >one cashier walks into the back and hands you a box>open it up and get hit in the face with smoke>look inside and there's 12 fairies that turned the box into a makeshift bar and poker table>they all stop their card games and drinking and stare at you for a second >then they pounce
>>48654610he's harpy-baitwell, thunderbird i suppose
>>48654671Human scientists would find new things in those fields. If the Sabbath or Gremlins invited Albert Einstein to look at their stuff, he would figure out every last secret left in the universe on his own. He would discover a way to break the chief god's curse of no sons without her needing to be defeated first.Science wins.
go find yourself a soulcrushed INTP scientific method gremlin whose life's work has been trying to derive a wurmtosis formula that doesn't fail outside of absolute zero environments
>>48654671Did they discover if there's life after death?
>>48654727As long as you can get in contact with Hel, she'll just tell you.
>>48654753there's a non-zero change you could unknowingly be granted hel's blessing by entering a hot topic.then when you die in a tragic zamboni accident years later you just spring right back up good as new
>>48654546I do. And I will use all of the wisdom of The Architect to make it happen!
>>48654690Pigeon bait.https://www.britannica.com/story/nikola-teslas-weird-obsession-with-pigeons
Of course, the pigeon is such a majestic birb.
I will tell wurmy to leggo my eggo. They're mine, stop breaking in.
>>48654792I wish I could introduce MGs to the pure joy of eating a burger.
>48654854>lesbian couple >reddit art0/10 horrendous bait
thinkin bout bug
>>48654682I'm sure that hags are in extremely low demand and in endless supply, that's why the monster government funded a city just to contain their numbers
>>48654943Hagville is kind of like Australia, except that's where they send all their hags instead of their criminals.Weirdly, it ALSO lost a war to emus.
>>48654610>>48654690>>48654798Tesla needs to move, I can't stand these chicks at his place every morning.
>>48654955But pigeons are cute! And they're not loud or annoying like SOME birds I could name.
>>48654894You will fuck the bugs and you will be happy.
>>48654943At least they are rich since they monopolize the monster world dairy industry
Can shog husbands control their body the way shog can, or in a more limited way?
>>48654955>no carrier Pidgeon Onee-san that's slightly yandere towards me and rips up every letter I send to women in my town
>>48654977>carriercarriers = instant win
>>48654960Listen the Crowatians are mad enough that the Kikimora biased Meidonnica book lists Tesla as Serbian. Don't fuel this shit storm.
>>48654974Man I am just happy I have something to hug at all times. I mean how can I ever feel alone when my meido is this close to me?
>Whatcha thinkin' about, Anon?
>>48654985Hey, I like corvids. It's not corvids that wake me up in the summer when I sleep with an open window. It's fuckin' song birds. Gimme a nice CAW CAW bird and I'm a happy camper.
>>48654607I want to introduce the undead to the wonders of anal sex
>>48655000>hate for high artFairy bait.
>>48654972holstaur fields is a starter zone, no hags there
>>48655001>Meet sexy wight>Buy her a strap-on>She sighs deeplyBah, humbug.
>>48655005They need to stop doing their high art at 5 in the goddamn morning! Although, yeah, I'm probably fairy bait. I blame the Legend of Zelda cartoon from my childhood. The thirsty fairy trope really spoke to me.
>>48655014I wish I woke up at five. Haven't gotten proper sleep ever since I got roped in to do office work due to Mofuia debts. Even when I get home is mandatory cuddling with my supposed boss.
>>48654969Bugs are for trantic and passionate lovemaking. Even the angry ones. I'd give so many cupids their wings if I had a bug wife.
>>48655030Bugs are for cuddles. Hence the term "cuddle bug."
>>48655006The high concentration of hags, including bovine hags, in the same place providing only a single state mandatory milking per day produces a huge surplus of milk that gets converted into dairy products that get exported to all continents, from the mist continent to Zipangu. The milk is so plentiful that not even the Danukis and their Zombie farmers can compete against them.
>>48655033and bed bugs
>>48655008Why do you have to turn it into something gay?
>>48655041It's not gay if it's a girl doing it.
>>48655036You can't force me to eat the hag cheese from the under ground vaults. This all has to be some money laundering scheme enacted to take control over the boyim. Just you all wait once I and Ratatoskr publish these findings the Druella regime will fall!
>>48654974Yes. By thinking about his shog, his he will inadvertently channel eldritch powers to transmogrify his pp to become large and stiff, which can be used on the shog in a variety of ways. These are dark, forbidden magicks, though. Be careful.
>>48654533Dire yetis
What monster full location would be the hardest to escape with your virginity intact?
>>48655133retirement home
grab _____
>>48655196Dragon tails.
>>48655161they put that bookshelf behind your desk on purpose
>>48654682Where is this mythical "Hag Store" located?
>>48655051>You can't force me to eat the hag cheese from the under ground vaultsBut how can you tell the difference? That finely aged cheese that you love so much, that flavours your pasta and melts in your mouth probably came from a finely aged monsterCome to Hagville and have a taste by yourself directly from the sources and you can see why did you love that flavour so much
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the threadInstead, remember that when shit hits the fan, that cute shrine maiden is going to pop five fluffy tails and start throwing spell talismans like there's no tomorrow.
>>48655286>that cute shrine maiden is going to pop five fluffy tailsdang it, i thought i had a hebi shrine maideni want a refund
>>48655293best i can offer
>>48655293Sorry Anon, you're getting mofu'd
A creature of pure trickery, down to her very core
>>48655308never trust a fox's outward appearance.this is why you should always go for the blatantly evil looking ones. they will 100% end up being kind and devoted wives. and better yet, they will still be able to indulge in all the kinky sex evil women are so adept at.
>>48654974I'm sure you could go full Inque mode if you wanted but most shoghusbando are fine melting in a puddle on the bed together with their shogwife, who will post-coitus reconstruct him back to normal, like any diligent maid would.
>>48654599Stupid cat, I buy her things and she only cares about the box
>>48655318the sharpness of the teeth is a better indicator
You can't escape the hounds, even in the dark futuristic city streets of MGC 2099https://litter.catbox.moe/36llux.png
>>48655367well, that wasn't worth opening
>>48655349black sclera too just to be on the safe side.
>>48655381Because AI? That's fine, I wanted to see a hound in the style of Masamune Shirow
Whom do core devs hire for their forum moderators?the cry a lot when people say mean things about their game and coworkers monline so be mindful please
>>48655196the entire foxi can't decide between tail, ears, boobs, hips, or hands, so i will grab all of her and carry her to my home
>>48655112I have a dire need.
>>48654894Sweet liberty, my legs!
>>48654554>92cmI don't care how thicc she is, it wouldn't fit
>>48655444I can smell this image
>hour 15 of struggling with the modlist for your automaton>ragequit and wipe it all>you fell in love with the vanilla version anyway, you don't need this garbage>she stares at you>"If you wanted something, you could have asked. As my romantic imperative dictates, I will do my best to fulfill and adapt to your request.">...why didn't you say that earlier>"Now I know exactly what you like."
>>48656018Jokes on you Anon, undead don't sweat!
>zoomer chesh showing you her latest skibidi toilet memes
>>48656728Does she even know what a Half-Life is
>>48656810Nope
>>48654953>Weirdly, it ALSO lost a war to emus.What did the emus want from them?>>48655000A large gathering of magpies used to chatter a lot where I live. The birbs are still common, but they don't do that anymore.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4pbkXIQyyg
>>48656855Then she needs haku correction.
Give zoomer chesh now!I will "correct" her.
>>48657091When I say correct, I mean make her way worse. I will help turn her into the more vile, infamous, and menacing shitposter the world has ever seen. So much so, that she will be considered a menace even by her fellow cheshires.
>>48657188It's good to build these skills early on. One shudders at the adult chesh who has gotten by her whole life on reference humor alone. Sad, so sad. You're a good foster father.
https://x.com/DailyLoud/status/1877007642163396937>Crocodiles in Indonesia have learned to “pretend to drown” in order to lure humans in to the water to eat them
>>48657751Maybe we should learn from this and never help anyone again
>>48656344I've seen enough players of Todd's Game talking about their mod list nightmares to learn the lesson in advance, no mods for my Automaton.
Mayday! Mayday!SOS!The monster horny prison has been overrun in a riot!The inmates are running the asylum!!HELP! They're breaking into the panic room! Lovejuices are seeping underneath the doorframe oh god help!
How the fuck did we lose a thread?
>>48658181>check the archive>deleted gachashit thread>first post was by mickI'm really starting to believe those subhumans are sitting in one discord and coordinate this shit
>>48658203How many times do we have to push into your head what the majority of posts here are?
what if dragon isn't smug and haughty?
>>48658227that's just silver dragons, they're just a little too into humans
>>48658203>Shit up the threads>Likely reported the wiki to Mirahaze because autists keep antagonizing bigger autists>Flood the threads with gacha slopI fucking wonder
>>48658203>starting to believe those subhumans are sitting in one discord and coordinate this shitYou don't need to believe, they are and people have posted actual screenshots from their raid groomcord as proof before, like in this thread https://warosu.org/jp/thread/47968791#p47980460
>>48658269Maybe I'm naive, but I can't fathom why someone would dedicate so much of their life into fruitless attempts at destroying a niche autism circle.There are so many other monster girl places in every flavor nowadays, why not put that effort into one of them and actually produce something of value.
>>48658288It’s because they parasocially latch onto something like MGE in the attempts to carve out a niche of their own and then get assblasted when a similar circle to their own doesn’t condone their fetishes. It’s an actual persecution complex because they feel since they ( Autists A ) got in their mind slighted by ( Autists B ), the only recourse is to destroy them by any means necessary. Unfortunately rather than going their separate ways they choose to make a 4chan there’s the equivalent of their line of niche porn demarcation like the Koreas.
>>48658288i have seen at least 3 different schizos across the site, its just something they do
>>48658282>any waifu could be anyones waifuSuch generous, open hearts.
>>48658161>The inmates are running the asylum!!DESU?
>>48658264>head wingsGenuinely why? Is she a dullahan?
I love hag saggers so much bros...
Amazoness blocks your path
>>48658551my lady accepts the challenge.
>>48658695>her squires pov after her hard-fought duel is over.
>>48658743This isn't right. He should bring her a refreshing beverage first.
>>48658878Is she considering pigtails?
>>48658836>"Fuck the water, bring me wine."
>>48658878This is new, isn't it? Fucking nice I love Wisp's fluffy hair.
I am strong against ________.
>>48659098Tsunderes. Man FUCK tsunderes. All my homies HATE tsunderes.
>>48659104This, so much
>>48654943Yukari has her own cup size.
I have a mighty need for colossal hag saggers
>>48659098Femdom.
>>48659098Everything
whatever happened to rape
>>48659098demon kisses
>>48659243HR told monsters to rebrand it to "special romantic operation", now the hellhound wears a business suit and a pencil skirt when doing the deed
>>48659243Puritabs are taking over, that's why discussion died down
>>48659243Olive is healthier.
>>48654943>>48659197Impregnate the ????-yokai.
>>48659243The courts ruled that retroactive consent still counts as consent.
>>48659098Hornets. I'd make them mere honeybees.
>>48659256As long as incest remains untouched I'm fineThat's why I enjoy the auntster and momster posting
>>48659243It's still happening, and I'm going to do it to a tall and fit monster.All that working out, only to find that she's not strong enough to beat the dick.
>>48659243It's not rape if he cums inside
>>48659243>Monsters these days don't know how to rape men. Back in my day... >some virgin 4000 year old dragon.
>>48658878i don't know if i should trust ms wisp
>>48659098MonstersMen dont lose to women, they conquer them
>>48659098Monsters with large, long, colossal, or even multiple tongues!t. Sandworm Bait or Jabberwock bait or Lamia bait
I ______ the ______ with _____ and extra ____ then miss lilim ________
>>48659575I order the burger with fries and extra sauce then miss lilim asks for soda
How to Stop a Rape from a Hellhound:>Consent to the act>"It's not rape if you willfully consent!"
>>48659646How are rapists even supposed to function anymore?
>Trying to sleep >Woken up by harpy yelling in my ear to “Cockadoodle-doo her”
>>48659673>"I consent">"No you don't"
>>48656855Time for her to face full life consequences.
>>48659646Yeah nice one anon. Next I'll just tell the manticore that I am rubber and she is glue.
>>48659575I kiss the Ushi-Oni with passion and extra love then miss lilim cries.
>>48659731i need to rape fast and condom too slow
>>48659734And Minotaur fights like a cow
Something is wrong with this one.
>>48659840I think your Centaur is sick, dude.You know what they do if a Centaur breaks its leg.
"..."- A quote from a Lich
>>48659954As expected of such genius, she knows how to produce gold without a philosopher's stone.
>hey be a sport and tell them I raped you
Whats with the semi-related gacha posting
>>48659696ah the beautiful harpy song
>>48660040>move to the harpy hills>have to listen to the entire neighbourhood screeching at 5 in the morning
>>48660044>it's all seagull harpies
>>48659098spores. There is no limit to how many I can take!
>>48659696do you think harpies shake their tail feathers when they're happy?
>>48660055no! my chips!
Fat harpies incapable of flight
>>48660087
>>48660087leave the chicken harpies out of this!
>>48660108All the corn is getting in their legs and breasts.
>>48660087>big dumb turkey harpy
>>48659243Purity spiraling moved away from it, unironically.
>>48660023God, I wish I could do good 3d models.
uh oh... you got into her range>can't escape this encounter
Enough of that's let's talk about tail pussy.
>>48660125>have to always shower with your Turkey Harpy wife so she doesn't accidentally drown herself
>>48659243romance is betterpraise Eros
>>48660151>you got into her rangeWell if she has a personal shooting range then I'd humbly ask her if I could use it from time to time.
hag encounter
>>48660164you know I have a sneaking suspicion that she isn't actually that stupid but I don't want to risk it
>>48660169What BGM would play during a hag encounter? Boss music?
>>48660151Is talking an option?
>>48660171>it's just all a ruse to get you to shower with her every day>plus it's really hard to wash her back by herself with her wings
>>48660188Yeah, but the speech checks in this encounter are weird. Unless you have extremely high speech stat, she convinces you to have sex with her, but if you do manage to clear every single one, she rapes you.
>>48660168old china makes for good targets>>48660188of course. you could walk away, but that would be very rude. not to mention wonderland has a habit of looping on itself, you might find yourself right back where you started.
>>48660098Jiggle jiggle.
>>48660249This has to be painful.
I can't believe it, the cat that seduced me was actually a fox in disguise...
>>48660195if I end up where I started logically I should end back in my home at my bed. So it avoid this hatter I should simply walk home.
>>48660268You are welcome back anytime.
>>48660267>>48660267
>FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF>GET FOXED GET FOXED GET FOXED GET FOXED GET FOXED
>When you buy brown sugar for the sole purpose of huffing it so you can imagine your smelling your dormouse wife
>>48660292My kot wife does the exact same thing.
>>48660308I'm starting to go off the deep end, bro. I can't even be near the stuff without getting aroused.
>>48660281I'm usually pretty indifferent about Hatter but that's a beautiful picture.
>>48660320that's a human.
>>48660327Your mom's a human.
>>48660335>All those hatsThe mushroom has gotten to big. It needs to be cut down to size.
>>48660291>Words I will sadly never hear
>>48660291>SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP>GET EATEN! GET EATEN! GET EATEN!>SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP
>>48660335Impressive
>>48660335A+ burn! I award you this:https://files.catbox.moe/gb4abe.jpg†
>>48660411Fuck, how did I get a cross there?>>48660335A+ burn! I award you this:https://files.catbox.moe/gb4abe.jpg
>>48660360>last words heard by ms mouse
>>48654554She gave you a cheese now you're have to marry her.
>>48660430oh no, she's got 'uge mammaries
>>48660446https://files.catbox.moe/o4cq0n.jpg
A ve-e-ery merry unrapeday to you!
>>48660452The CUTE cat! My one weakness!
>>48660452to me?
>Looks like you need to be protected
>>48660452Wonderlanders are silly, there's no such thing as a rapeday to begin with!
>>48660543I think it's what they call Thursdays, cause they come after Wednesdays. Or maybe it's Tuesdays because rape comes first, I'm not sure.
>>48660576Her dress is so short, I bet I could see her ass!
MAMONO WOMEN NEED MORE ______________.
>>48660589did you forgot to fill in the end of the sentence, or did the kot fall asleep on your keyboard?
>>48660589tiny hats at jaunty angles
>It was you, wasn't it? You're the one who sent me all those empty egg cartons.
I'm going to call an Anubis a nigger and chant "white power" in front of her.
Being forced to marry a monster girl and dealing with her weird kids!
>>48660614Dragon Zombie is the last dragon that should be getting the egg cartons, unless the post is implying she was receiving them when she was alive, then it's on her.
>I wake up>there is another cyclops
>>48660697thats what happens when you cum inside one
>>48660697wonder when they'll make a biclops
>>48654671Basically. Some questions remain intractable, like why kids like the taste of Cinnamon Toast Cunts breakfast cereal. Every adult thinks it: it doesn't even taste like cunts, what is going on with this shit? The first thing you think is "don't they know it's not made with real cunts?" Then again, maybe they DON'T know that. It is propped up by a demographic of children. Putting the matter delicately, I tried telling my nephew that artificial flavors don't always approximate the tastes they're supposed to model. Y'know, that the cereal's a ripoff since it tastes absolutely nothing like cunts, but more tactfully. He said "Duh, fool. I already know." and kept digging into his fake cunt flavored cereal. It's worrying, I didn't know about artificial cunt substitute flavors at nine! I adore our new mamono overlords as much as the next guy, but this new Era is...quite a time to be alive.
>>48660760>it doesn't even taste like cuntsI doubt cinnamon goes well with beef and tuna, so that's probably for the better.
>>48660777That's not the point. Fake cunt taste performs worse than real cunt taste for statistically significant adult populations; that's true no matter how much cunt toasting and cinnamon is involved. It really makes you wonder what they're teaching people nowadays. Noice digits.
>>48659288I was on that jury, and I'd do it again.
>>48660760>>48660830>schizo rambling>random off topic imageYou have to go back
Wife commission in progress. Already loving it and its just the incomplete sketch part.
>>48660861I tried, but keep getting redirected here. This IS the schizo monster girl thread, right? I can show a doctor's prescription if needed, but the voices suggest that's not a good idea. They also said something about you having sex with men? It was hard to make out over the sound of your Mom choking on cocks. She's still disappointed, in case you were wondering!
>>48660151I can do this, I memorized the walkthrough.>quarter-bow>yes>yes>laugh>sit>green cup>say nothing>interrupt -> point at cheshire>swap cups>fast sips>tell a story from your childhood>no [lie]>compliment>excuse yourself (5% success at 100 charisma, reload if it fails)>brisk walkIt's not hard.
Best monster girl who isn't the type to hold back on beating the shit out of people while giving double peace signs?
>>48660915Oof, I can see some personal anguish leaked into your shitpost. But dont worry, you'll be happier with your buddies back in your discord safespace where nobody can hurt you. Run along now.
>>48660151what an ordinary and safe rest spot
>>48660982>Normal shitposting is now discoposters.Glad to see I got the right thread! Man, I sure do like taking my shogmeds, don't you? Sounds like it's time for your daily btw.
>>48660614I want to crawl inside her rib cage w/ 6 blankets, 3 pillows, and have a little sleepover.
I hate cats. A Catgirl hissed at me and bit me the other day because I walked past instead of patting her on the head when she meowed so I beat her over the head with my shoe until she ran off. What was her fucking problem? Fucking cats. Cats are so shit man.
>>48659740Oh, Anon, I love Ushi-Onis with the fire of a thousand suns, but lilims are good girls too. Please do not sadden the lilims.
>>48660924>swap cupsClassic blunders
>>48661108ms hatter drinks raging mushroom tea just to feel something
>>48661112I'd gladly help her feel something.
>>48661177Pity?
>>48661181Not what I had in mind, but I guess letting her feel better about herself because she hasn't stooped as low as me is a positive outcome.
>>48661181a tittyrape pityrape is fine too
>>48661203she seems to pose a lot
What or which mamono video essayists are worth watching these days?
>>48661224It's a bad habit endemic to monsters
Presuming utopianism, why do folks act like MGE is ye old medieval times? They have contemporary and even futuristic amenities in MGE. Excising these is the only thing that keeps near-contemporary IRL MGE settings from being totally redundant. The trade of convenience is less so when you're obliged to scrawl the worst form of schizo in any s/lit/s estimation -- cringe political fixit porn. TL;DR. The embedded parts of contemporary IRL MGE settings clash with utopian approaches, because you are obliged to 'fix stuff'. Why not pick literally anything else, and why is this preferred by some? I don't get it.
>>48661203Another_man_of_culture.png
>>48661295are you trying to communicate something?
>>48661321Huh, what a unprecedented reaction to my post of a cute mongirl. Are you drinking enough water, friendo?
>>48661343a "no" would suffice
Sorry your Christmas gift got here late.Can you guess what it is?Don't take too long, because you need to made a pie with it before it goes bad.
snek
>>48661373Is it a macintosh?
>>48661379No, it's an Amiga.
>>48661382Beetle-chan is my amiga.
>>48661373>Make a pie with waifu before she bunyans the forestNah, fuck trees. No amount of apples can make me forgive them for their sins.
>>48661399I wish I had a dryad picture right now.
>48661360Prhaps, bt I try to mak my posts dlibratly hard to dciphr and ndrstand, mrly to fit in with yo wackos. I dltd all the _'s to fck with yo!
>>48660182The game over jingle, but slowed down to sound creepy
>>48660182Depends on the hag.Hag Cheshire? Yakkity Sax.Hag Dragon? Some skyrim type shitHag Alp? One Winged AngelHag Bogey? Calliope musicNon-hag mamono can get boss music, too, but only MIDI file versions.
>>48661469>Hag Alp? One Winged AngelKek.
>>48661516hide among the bogeys various plushies to avoid detection
>>48661627[CAUTION]
>>48661627If you have to hide, that means you feel unsafe.If you feel unsafe, Bogey needs to make you safe!If Bogey needs to make you safe, she should grab you and keep you safely within her arms- and in other places. You walked right into the classic bogey Stitch-22, you're doomed either way!
>feeling unsafe reveals you to the bogeyWHO THE FUCK BALANCED THISYou know what? No, I think I do know, its the same fucks that are responsible to sweater builds and hag builds
>>48661627>bogey lets out long, despondent sighs and weeps softly into midnight as she clutches a little man stuffy and whispers "Where are you?"
The Italian woman needs a break and vacation
>>48660864>Tail coil2 questions>Do amazons canonically do that?>With those yuuuge arms grab isnt the tail coil overkill?
>>48661658I'm telling you, clothing makers need to account for monster body types better.
Ever wonder how to check a fox's sanity without having to put yourself in danger?That's the neat part, you don't need to! They are all crazy!
>>48661709You can instantly tame old foxes by hugging them and calling them mama though
>>48661709Lies and slander.
>>48660452Cheshire cats make me feel
anyone got those cgs from the Monmusu Fantastic Life game to post onto here too, but like, fully/properly without the texted hub stuff getting in the way of the monster girls?
>>48662066That's not healthy. She can't develop nice abs with such diet.
>>48662124she can, however, develop a very nice everything else, with a grabable squishy tummy in lieu of abs.
>>48660864Can you make her smaller? She is not an Ogre, its too much.
>>48662135Not equivalent.
>>48662135Making pets fat is cruel.
>>48662135The American way of life will be brought to the monsters, we will succeed where the order has failed, through our superior culture of fried chicken, comfy clothes and double wide trailers and pickup trucks to carry our plump monster wives.
Do I need a yan chesh? Yes.
>>48660182https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLKnlzYwVz4
>>48661295because its comfy, futurism gets sterile, its too smooth and clean
>>48661295It's like Final Fantasy. There are airships and space rockets but most people still get around by riding giant birds.
>>48654533>Elven God-Empress>"Imperial Church It's a useful tool, She is the Church"
>>48661295>society has access to nuclear power>still mainly burns coal, oil, gas
>>48662470I like to think that nearly every setting can coexist in the monster realms/mge world. 1 city/town would be a medieval village, a few hundred/thousand miles away and you get an MGC futuristic city with electricity/magic and every other possible setting, and of course other MGC's would be comparable to our own rather than being in the future, setting things in stone limits the storytelling potential, personally my Utopia would be either medieval and have some modernity but also the future of Idiocracy.
>>48662535Nuclear power is literally just a steam engine. Modern society is steam punk.
>>48662536>water comes from toilets and I've never seen dryads grow out of a toilet
>>48662530>be artist>get commissioned by the Elven Goddess-Empress to make a great mosaic in the new wing of her holy palaceWhat do?
>>48662536This is kind of like the city of Cynosure from Grimjack, where one block can be full on fantasy, another is a normal suburb, another is sci-fi etc. it's pretty cool
>>48662539A utopian idiocracy would naturally develop in a location an Monster girl city, human men and monsters would flock to it and spend their days making babies and eating and having fun rather than building a utopia persay, so naturally their version and mine would be a hedonistic place of the purest form of love to be found along with monster trucks and rock n roll and copius amounts of "Brawndo" and Fox News as in literal Xenophobic Foxes reading the news on tv while being titty monsters.
>>48662550i feel like the biggest rift is between open and closed doors hedonism
>>48662536>>48662550We have a really different idea of what an Utopic city should look like, even when including MGE.
>>48662580Different disctricts have different standards, don't go where monsters and their husbands have sexual emergencies in public, stay in the more upscale area's where they contain it behind closed doors like civilized people do.>>48662586I don't believe in utopia's per say, so my ideal place would have flaws of course, but for my preffered lifestyle it would be a debauched place full of fast food, alcohol and monster love right on the street. Just finished a nice thickburg at Carl's Jr? Time to wash it down with some breeding with the hellhound wife right on the dining room table, followed by a large milkshake and big ass fries. Will the mc wagies have to clean up the mess, when they feel like it. It'll get done eventually with some fire magic.
