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First for foxes.
So I was writing about ants and realized that their ant hills would be like these huge ziggurats, so I figured they'd build gardens on each level of the ziggurat for aesthetic reasons and now this image of a giant garden steppe pyramid won't leave my mind
>>48679461If you build it, they will come!
>>48679469I can't, it's way too big
>>48679461The ants really are crafty. Aren't there IRL ants that farm fungi?
>>48679483Yup!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agriculture_in_antsThey do fungi, aphids, all kinds of stuff.
>>48679483Yes! This is also the primary means of subsistence for the colonies in my story. They're a very civilized kind of bug.
>>48679478That's what she said!
>>48679502I remembered the aphids. I bet ant girls get along with Holstaurs.
I'm going to ____ a black harpy
>>48679442
>>48679607marry
>>48679442Oh auntie, we're gonna exercise alright
>>48679647My auntster is really irresponsible with her weightShe gets really fat from time to time but at least she's able t lose all that weight quite quickly I wonder what's her secret diet because my momster would love to know
>>48679442Old hag tanuki, this is why the kitsune laughs at you and your overweight buttShe reeks of tobacco and sake
Which monster would be the worst to become the ass slave to?
she seems upset(not OC BTW)
>>48679442I will make her sweat a lot in the gym, also for some reason in monster gym showers are quite spacious, and why there are showers for double and triple participants?
Your lioness neighbor got drunk and thought you two were married... again!
>>48679792I will subdue the lioness with ear scritches until she drunkenly falls asleep.
>"You cook as well as Druella fucks!"
>>48679848That kot needs to stop spending time with Cheshires.
>>48679792>listen here miss, the fact that you gave birth to two of my daughters doesn't mean that we're married, it just means that we fucked because you were too drunk and pushy
>meeting a Wight at a great Undead Kingdom ball>dancing with a Wight>watching the stars from a balcony with a Wight>kissing a Wight in a secret alcove>sex with a Wight in the hedge maze under the moonlight
Every MG is overpowered until their mom pulls out the slipper.
>>48680042no living being can withstand its power.
>>48680042>>48680051Not if they're incorporeal monsters like ghosts that a slipper just passes through.(Overall, MG moms are less strict than human moms.)
>>48680042I highly doubt that momsters would use such violent methods for discipline, at best they would simply punish you physically with endless paizuri going at it specially hard after you came if you have been a really bad boy or if your grades dropped harshly
>>48680104>ghost momster uses ghost slipper on her ghost daughter What now?
>>48680200it's okay it's made out of demonsilver
>>48679442Her feet will be tired after all that excercise, I'll give her a nice foot massage while supplying her with sake.
>>48679442She can't stay in shape if she's pregnant all the time!
>>48680216ghost could go solid and then ghost stuff doesn't workor ghost just goes through ghost
>>48680104Don't post off topic images please.
what we need is more corruption storieswanna see more woemen become monstersat least more than what im trying to write
>>48680270But woman are already monsters.
>>48680259Did you hit your head? That's not how ghosts work.
>>48680304but not the kind of monster you take home to your parents
>>48680304he means more loving lamia and less that one chick that crashed her car to kill her boyfriend and his bro
>>48680224
I like how she has a starfish in her hair. And aside from that drinking blood thing, a best mamono wife.
>>48680331i just cut the mermaid blood with ushi blood before i sell it
>>48680270on that not, did we ecer get any stories of valkyries going dark?
>>48677513Any supposed NEET Kiki will become a diligent student once miss Bigmilk reminds them that lacking proper Meido Academy certification, means losing the ideal mastha to a stinking Shoggoth! Only refined decorum can save them and their future mastha from a life of slobbish slimy mediocrity.
>>48680346i will house and enable unlicensed maids who are bad at their job
>>48680340I remember that onehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/52618669?view_adult=true
>>48680356>Anons School of Second Chance Maids
>>48679442Ufufufu...~ anata-sama...~
>getting circumcised because you know danukis won't touch anything unless it's at least 10% off
>>48680383But I don't need my tires changed...
>>48680427>"Free Lescatie? I'll take two!"
>>48680426i hope my tour guide takes it okay when i tell her my vacation is ending soon and i need to go home
>>48680427>circumcisionGod, imagine the hysteria when you tell mamono some humans deliberately mutilate their kid's penis and make them feel less pleasure for life.Foreskin regrowth would probably be one of the first spells or treatments developed post-portals
>>48680270Corruption is kind of boring to write though.
>>48680469i thought you were supposed to make it hot instead
>>48680200https://files.catbox.moe/hrxqzl.pngA household with strict discipline produces excellent citizens
>>48680042I'm gonna sniff MG mom's slipper
>>48680665You big weirdo!
>>48680692Are you sure? I just broke my fingers that's all!
>>48680539Depends on how you define hot.
>>48680448Before you departure, all flights are mysteriously cancelled due to heavy storm weather and will resume in few more days. With no else to go, your tour guide insists you to live with her.
>>48679452Nanabi was the greatest fox.
Feral Monstergirl RehabSplints, casts, antibiotics, endless 10 pound sacks of species-specific mon feed, and lots and lots of mana suppressing restraintsImagine trying to keep a cone of shame on a feral Hellhound to keep her from ripping out her stitches
>>48680692These are not trustworthy eyes
>>48680787in the end it was easier to undomesticate anon so they just do that now
>>48680766ROBIN HOOD was the greatest fox!
>>48680804Eh, she's not a fox, so she's basically trustworthy as far as that goes.
>>48680826A genderbent robin hood would be pretty up there. You did mean genderbent, right?
>>48680872... sure... genderbent... yes... exactly.
>>48680232And you're to blame?
>>48680232Hey, buddy, ROUND is a shape.
>>48680718This undead cat makes me rethink some of my racist thoughts
>>48680787Hardest part would be no sex with the rehabs, they'd never be able to go back to the wild.You can have sex with the educational ambassadors though.>Blind Harpy>Wurm born with no scales so she can't tunnel or slither well>Abandoned Succubus someone hand raised on pet supplements so she can't hunt now
>>48680904Don't be fooled, cats are pure evil no matter their form
>>48680919that's one of their charm points
>>48680919Wrong, some are really nice and full of love. Especially manticore after using the special technique
>>48680925True; if your cat is being nice to you all the time, she probably thinks something is really, really wrong with you. Cats are the IRL version of Internet Trolls.
>>48680945Or she knows that pushing now would make you do something bad for yourself so she won't
>>48680910Manticore with no tailShe isn't actually feral, she just gave up on life
Get in loser.
>>48680997It's sunday nunday, unless she's a priestess of Bastet then I don't have to do what she says anymore.
>>48681009get in the sunbeam so she can lay down on you, loser
>>48680976That's sad, I need to adopt her
>>48681107they prey upon the weakness in your heart. and that's okay
>>48681009Thoroughly contemplate the joys of cats in loud prayer.
>>48680945I'm gonna have that song stuck in my all day now, I just want you to know that.
>>48681044No, it's past noon, time to get up.
>>48681186respect the crepuscular lifestylenoon is too hot
>>48681131So we will be two sad losers under the same roof, I'm ok with that
>>48680997If a mamono is rude like that with me I will lose all hopes and give up on love and life.
>>48681217They're just tsundere.
>>48681210two sad losers (happy)
>>48681224It doesn't work on me, I take as face value and cut off the person
Ideal height of an Amazon or height difference?
>>48681237Loser.
Optimal party composition>human male>little brown monster girl>little brown monster girl>little brown monster girl
>>48681240I would be fine with that
>>48681239They're a major difference between a anon saying it here and someone, that you know or not, spitting it on your face for nothing.
Its a travesty we were never given a follow up of the scene where the guard takes you to her chambers or has her way with you.
>>48681240loli tsurara though
>>48681246An Anubis guard need a master, she's be trained for it since her birth
>>48681186>MEEOOWWwhat did she mean by this?
>>48681240Just imagine how much they would clash with one another for your attention trying to outdo each other's attempts on seduction
>>48681259rape cat not so tough after be forced to get out of bed
>>48681240>human male>kemono cat>kemono fox>slime girl(shape du kemono)
>>48681240I prefer>human male>Zombie monster girl>Zombie monster girl>Zombie monster girl
>>48681246>"ummm ok my bad, can I go now?">"No.">hangs the guy by the neck of his shirt at her staff thingy for the rest of her shift and then carries him to her quarters
>>48681250>she's be
>>48681249You do make a good point, there are other colors of loli monsters suited for adventuring like Tsuraras, Ochis and Valks.
>anon did you put fentanyl in my tea?
>>48681240It's >human male>wife (formally some random dungeon mob)
>>48681300you forgot>daughter 1>daughter 2>daughter 3
>>48681240How about>human male>little brown monster girl>little brown monster girl>little brown monster girl>healer (former human male)
>>48681240>be healer>party up with three tanks thinking that your whacky off-meta party will be able to crush dungeons>wildly successful>all gains outweighed by the exorbitant cost of food and repairs to the beds in the inns your party stays at>blacklisted from every buffet and place of lodging in the city
>>48681240Optimal party composition>Wurm
>>48681240sadly I'm doing a solo challenge so my party can only be>human male>>>
>>48681326>his 3 kunoichis always clear the path and help from the shadows so that "solo" Anon can feel good about being the lone wolf
>>48681238>standing naizuri height (loli)>slightly above an average man's height (fully grown)But I might be slightly biased>>48681262The seduction attempts would probably be entirely accidental, and maybe even more effective than intentional ones, if they were both hotheaded warrior races and not old enough to be in lust mode all the time.
>>48681326don't get knocked out
>>48681341Adventuring solo until your first loss is the traditional way of getting a monster wife.
>>48681362Fuck off furfag
I coult take 1 oni (very badly).
>>48681417Where's her waist?
>>48681425must've ran out of alcohol
>>48681153Thank you for letting me know. If I am annoying enough, the Demon Lord might gift me with my very own Cheshire!
>>48681240Nah, it's more like this:>Me>ur mum
>>48681417I'll take a tiny oni
>>48681446something about that doesn't seem tiny
>stay with me~
Ideal party is>me>big wolf making sure I'm safe
>>48681476and some puppies
>>48681468i want off ms wisp's wild ride
>>48681505Stop calling her vagina that!
>>48681522It's a compliment.
>>48681468afterlyft, for all your posthumous transportation needsdon't mind the metal safety bars
>>48681563el oh elWispevator>FUND IT
>>48681468Make me you stupid lamp
>>48681593Rub her, maybe you'll get a wish.
>>48681598i've heard of blue genies before. seems legit
>>48681598I wish she would go away lmao
>>48681603>trust me I'm totally a genie> - Wisp
>>48681598>rub the wisp lamp>she just moans and lactates what a scam, i dint wish for milk
a wisp will say anything to get you in the cagedo not the wisp, for even a moment
NO TIME TO EXPLAINGET IN THE CAGE
>>48681703Okay I won't.
You know who you can trust?Spiders.
>>48681727This, the web is the safest place to be why would I want to leave?
>>48680014Did you find your way out of the hedge maze?
>>48681445More like >you>your own mom
>>48681727uncanny ushi...
>>48681877He died in there, cursed to forever wander that labyrinth and fuck his wife in the maze. The help still brings them tea every day though.
>>48681341giwtwm
>>48680369>>48680356cutefor me it's old maidsthey deserve love and care and comfort and companyi'll get lots of good fresh ingredients they can explore with, and leave just enough clothes to fold to feel usefulat night I tuck them all in, read them a story about the Great Broom, and kiss all their foreheads in a row
>>48681727COW spiders.
>>48681958so what do you feed cow spiders?hay? bugs?
>>48681976Inquisitive men.
>>48681976>so what do you feed cow spiders?PINGAS
>>48681982I volunteer as tribute!
>>48682002No! I'M going in the Ushi pit first!
>>48681958I really like cow anything, maybe I'm just weak to milk
>>48682022Alp milk is the best and you can tons for free directly from your bro
Most commercially made cheshire is made of cheshire.Cheshire is made of w00t, beans, and cheshire.
>>48681901>"It's complicated. Bringing your soul across dimensions was relatively easy once your physical body died, but anchoring it to a new body required some creative use of magic. The point is it was a virgin birth and on a spiritual level this is not incest. On a biological level... like I said, it's complicated."
>>48682042Can I have a Cheshire not made of Cheshire?
>>48682020Anon, it's not like there is only 1 Ushi down there. A lot of the Anons never end up leaving the pit. They're probably making, like, a ton of Ushis.
>>48682042>Most commercially made cheshire is made of cheshireeh?
>>48682065let him cook!>>48682042What is artisanal, bespoke Cheshire made of?
>>48682069Greater Manchester
>>48682072I don't know anything about Greater Manchester, but I do intuitively believe that Cheshires are great, so this does sound correct on that level.
>>48682060Ghost cheshires become resuffused with cheshire upon sight of a man, to satisfy their need to cheshire him. This process is called cheshire. The man may also cheshire, depending on the desired effect.
>>48682110This man is truly wise in the ways of the Cheshire.
>>48680624https://files.catbox.moe/mtcadn.jpg
>>48681877The high society undead quickly learned to not make their mazes that difficult a long time ago; their gardeners, butlers and maids had to guide so many lost couples out after every party.
>>48681186>a latenight I haven't seen before>archive gives nothinganyone know the origin of this one?
>Please put down your weapon. You have twenty seconds to comply.
>>48682157I love a lazy sunday.
>>48682158>Horticulture Anon scams his way into a job at Countess Wight's High Castle.>Her hedge maze is lacklustre at best and he has plans to make it the talk of the town.>Throws absolutely enormous amounts of time and work at it, including hiring on a half-dozen dryads as gardeners.>BUT>Anon vetted these dryads for one thing:>Being the cattiest, pettiest, most hateful birches on the planet>As a consequence, any individual area of the maze is beautiful, but they're constantly changing them, in competition to outdo each other.>It makes the hedge maze essentially impossible to navigate, and out of sheer paranoia about their ideas being stolen, they've taken to camouflaging their work from above, too.>With all that shade and those confused dinner guests, beast and bug mamono have taken to hiding in the hedge maze looking for potential mates, too.>Hedge maze quickly gains a HORRIBLE reputation.>Single men disappearing into it for weeks at a time, then suddenly showing up at the exit riding a soldier beetle or carried by a werebat or whatever.>Married couples becoming unwitting throuples.>At least one of the dryads loves thistles and WON'T STOP PLANTING THEM because she thinks torn clothes are sexy.>She's not wrong, but nobles hate the costs of getting some frilly gossamer thing mended (or more likely ruined) by a fun outing under the night sky.>Countess Wight's dinner parties become the talk of the town.>Anon rewarded heavily.>And then forced to marry all those dryads to keep them from leaving for other nobles.
>>48681238Any Amazon worth her salt should at least have this much of a height AND physique difference with (you) and even tall and buffed up men un general. At least. This is why young Amazons wabt to get husbands fast to help accelerate the growth process and a reason why they arent considered an adult until married, though most are already there when it comes to height at least. Beware, men with tall women and muscle fetish are prime targets for amazons.
TACOCAT
>>48682268soft or crunchy?
>>48682268do tacocats also love dbz?
>>48681287What I get hungry during the shift and have to pee?
>>48682274NTA, but for me...White people tacos should be crunchyAnything more authentic should be soft.
>>48682274I like my taco cats firm with a thin layer of soft for padding
>Live in desert >surely I must be safe from Yuki-Onnas >Wake up to see snow everywhere
>>48682301Anon, stop lying to people. I'm fuckin' terrified of spiders and not ONCE has one crept into my bed and snuggled with me in my sleep.
>>48682315but you kiss 30 spiders in your sleep
>>48682319Probably hugs them in his sleep too
How many times can I kiss a spider in her sleep?
>>48682334that depends, how many spiders are in your house?
>>48682334not very many if you start with the spinneret
>>48682336Just one that's pretty large.
>>48682221Imagine how breathtaking the gardens at a Phantom's manor would be, she'd make sure everything is perfect. Not just the plants but the decorations like antique pillars and arches, miniature rivers, lanterns casting light just the right way and so on.
>>48682356you can kiss that one many times and never have her wake up*(not responsible if spider is pretending to sleep)
I have finally found a method to counter the infamous tittyfuck grapple that Holstaurs and Minotaurs can do which is virtually inescapable. The trick is rather simple. You just have to have a small penis. They can't tittyfuck a small penis and thus their strongest attack becomes useless against you.
>>48682401A detachable penis also works, although you may have trouble getting it back afterwards.
>>48682405https://hitomi.la/manga/sei-so-tsui-dan-sha-english-594-2257.html#1I can't see the phrase "detachable penis" without jumping straight to this classic.
>>48682401The meta is leaning towards oral now.
>>48682465a bad time to be spawncamped by ghouls
>>48682489Or, and hear me out.GOOD TIME?
>>48682427Fuck off.
>>48682465There are several ways which monster get a firm grip, beware of expert back grapplershttps://files.catbox.moe/awpxca.png
>>48682494You mean a ghoul time?
>>48682541Let's ghoul
>>48682427I really want a monster girl to do this to me. It really fits in the area of being a kinky punishment but also not really being a punishment.
>>48682248>who's callingOnly me, nya. They're adding black cat to marvel, nya.We have the infuence to do that sort of thing, nya.
>>48681240the sage visits us once more
>>48681240Actually it's >human male >hag manticore>hag lamia>hag dark elf >hag fairy
>>48682633how come you get 4 moms?
>>48682637More relevant is to ask about the kind of person that would want four.
>>48682592Mildly depressing you've resorted to using AI slop.
>>48682274You put the crunchy shell INSIDE the soft shell.
>>48682639Why not? Hags need love too!
>>48682637It's more like 4 aunts.
>>48682643If everything you make is bad you might as well roll with it and just do whatever, I think.
>>48682637why dont you have 4 moms?
>>48682643resorted is a loaded word. it makes it sound like he had some other skillset to use
>>48682637You simple have to make more with your grandma
3 kids is enough
>>48682724For a first batch if you want to start slow, yes.
>>48682724but thou must
>>48682724>enoughdid you ask your wife?
>>48682700https://files.catbox.moe/3falkf.jpegGladly
>>48682724Only 3?
>>48682749it's irresponsible men like this that continue to harm the environment with the fox overpopulation problemplease be mindful and breed your fox only once
>>48682724but echidna hasn't even gotten a rare daughter pull yet
>>48682268It's the same forwards as it is backwards...The same cannot be said for jungle kot cowgirl.
>>48682759it's cool, those are wolves. they're trying to repopulate them in places and stuff
>>48682730children need to learn the meaning of no eventually
>>48682771>those are wolvesi seewe need more saints like him whose sole job is to breed wolves
>>48682772But not today
>>48682724I'm going to have 40 kids with five different monsters and I'm not paying child support
>>48682772i'd spoil my monster daughters rotten
>>48682765>Devil Bug>Devil Bug>Werecat>Soldier Beetle>Devil BugAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>>48682847shiny devil bug though
>>48682643To be frank at least the AI managed to be almost identical to the Cat Sith profile, which is almost impossible to do with AIs, tried with Hellhound and Ogre using Novelai.
>>48682777What about tigers or amazons?
>>48679442Fuck the exercise, get the poor woman some food, she's starving!
>>48682864those are endangered species that must also be bred alot i myself have done my part in helping the endangered jinko population
>>48682724nah 5-6 is ideal, unironicallymore than that and its too much of a pain to remember all their names desu
>>48682875Name them all George!
>>48682875people can remember like 200+ pokemon. you can probably remember your kids
>>48682875just name them something like "cat 1, cat2, cat3"
>>48682873You know who else must be bread a lot?I want to learn how to make Shogcaccia bread, so I can have a nice base for a Shogace, Shogmato, and Shacon Sandwich. With real Shoganaise, not that Miracle Whip crap.
>>48682892Careful about Cat5 and Cat6; they're gonna be REAL popular with IT depts.
>>48682662Having a diminished skillset is still a skillset. His problem is more or less looking for attention over focusing on getting good.
>>48682866fatnuki
>>48682873the jinko dating scene in shambles when their status goes from endangered to threatened
>>48682915My favourite
>>48682915Tanuki tummy
>>48682873I want to breed the highly endangered species like Ice Queens, Dragons and Ryus.
>>48683008>Ryusthese are super endangered no man can get pass her hebi defenses and properly court her
>>48683008Does a term like endangered mean much for a Ryu?>They're literally revered as gods because they control the weather.>"But there's not so many of them!">GOOD. Nobody needs a bunch of Ryus fighting over whether the weather is right for whatever boy each of them likes.
>>48682633Based, but make the fairy a demon and the lamia a malef.
>>48683027Yes! Give the fairy little demons horns! That's such a cute cosplay idea.I think the lamia's going to end up looking more like a Ryu, though, even with the wings part of the outfit.
>>48683008>when the outworlder human who's lived for 1/492th your lifespan bursts into your domain and anxiously explains that he's here to rescue you from extinction and you need to start dating NOW so he can inseminate you before it's too late
>>48683044Eh, she always looks like that. I bet she's at least flattered on the inside.
>>48683044"nice"
>>48683044i should try that on a lich
Vaca
You have waited too long to touch the (spider) cow. She will now touch you.
>>48683080I will touch another cow before she can touch meI will rely on the old 1 Touch Rule
Well?
>>48682915
>>48683080LIES. I just haven't seen any spider cows around to touch. They're very sneaky, you know. But my pure love for the gentle spider cow would include LOTS of touching:>Holding hands>Combing and brushing her fur>CuddlingAll kinds of stuff like that.
Monster girls don't like it when you master your pull out game
>>48683131But I don't have a separate bed! Just the one in the couch!
>>48683131hydraulic leg lock
>>48683127the face of a woman who's all but lost any scruples about mentioning in public how much comfort her nephew brings her with his body and words
>>48683143VERY painful for non-automatons to pull off. Requires an unlicensed surgeon, too.>Technically, Miss Grem does have a surgical license, but she also has her own laminator and the license also states she gives "pretty good backrubs" so I dunno how legit it is.
>>48683150It's true, they're pretty good.
Automaton's spinning robot pussy
>>48683172Manticore's spining tail pussy
>>48683172i like the interchangeable uterus she jettisons out and replaces when overloaded
>>48683172i like the rumble pack
I want a lactating Kikimora who wears a cowprint pattern uniform
I will use diplomacy to prevent my rape by offering to give the Monster massages and foot rubs in exchange for not defiling me. (I am an experienced masseur so she can't possibly refuse this deal.)
>>48683212>give massage>proceed to get gently raped with a very relaxed monster
>>48683095ᶦ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ʰᵘᶠᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒᶠᵘ"Wht did you say?"*COUGH* nothing
What's the most dangerous thing you can say to a monster?
>>48683295sorry, i prefer foxes.
>>48683295i want to be a dad
>>48683295"I'm interested in getting futuristic technologies grafted onto my body, especially my BALLS and DICK."
>>48683295I'm a eunuch
>>48683334Miss Automaton actually runs Unix!
>>48683295"i wont make rent this week... what am i going to do?"
Cash rules everything around me.
>>48683295I dunno if it's the MOST dangerous, but I do kinda want to call beast girls who are NOT cats "Kitties" and beast girls who ARE cats "Foxes".
>>48683295I'm not interested in dating or marriage
>>48683295Your mom was better.
>>48683295"I'm saving myself for marriage"
>>48683377Imagine how ice cold their heart must be to ever correct you.
Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make!"
>>48683447Oh, god, I hope it's me!
Undead hours.
>>48683557My favorite
I need a bogey lap to lay my head on...
You go on your auntsters computer to get tickets to the Wurmmouth concert coming to your town and accidentally see her browser history! What's up there?
>>48683637all the fertility boosters and a 30 pack of manticore spines.
>>48683624pursuer type bogey following you in the haunted mansion
>>48683568I remember when bloated corpses used to be something repulsive, not something hot
>>48683680I'm pretty sure she's really cold to the touch
>"Welcome honored guest... to the birthplace of our DYNAST- wait no, stop. Why are you taking off your pants, Tarnished!? ...I-I didn't mean it like that...!"
>>48680787>>48680910>>48681225I love the idea of damaged monsters like this that feel like they cant be loved anymoreI want to make them happy
W-when is the wiki going to be up again?
>>48682962>>48683127>Bring nose to danuki's mouth>SNIFFFFF>"Ahh yeah, that's the good stink..."
>Bovine booba causes INT drop in straight men>Minos love it>They get more snu-snu>Holsts love it>They go mommy mode and milk their hubbies >It's the woe of all hakus>They see their men regress before their eyesIt's the tradeoff for their intelligence. Doomed to have husbands that can only think of booba, nothing else. They call it "Hakutaku's Sorrow."
>>48683295There are microplastics in my testicles.
>>48683699Hoc est dracones
>>48683895>Good
Monday, back to wage slaving, no matter what side of the portal you're.
>>48683295To a Dragon specifically: I just see you as a friend. I hope to find someone like you.
>>48683295I don't like scales.
>>48679508Frankly I find the idea of a bug that thinks offensive. That's why I personally decided to fuck the first bug I see until she cums so hard she stops thinking and returns to her baseline instincts of cuddling her husband(me).
>>48683295Your love is not real, you will cheat on me and break me like the others, please leave and never comeback.
>>48683667>slowly creeps up behind you when you're not looking>stops when you turn around and gradually gets redder>she "gets" you by covering your eyes and softly hugging your head under her chin>she does it as long as you let her
Alright fine, the propaganda worked, I would quite like to cuddle with a chubby danuki hag
>>48683295im almost a wizard
>>48684200The propaganda failed. I'm still a slut for demon cuddles.
>>48683295I've been shooting blanks ever since that killer whale nipped me in the stones. It's a blessing in disguise really. I don't want no kids weighing my ass down.
>>48683876>haku believes she must drain you completely before a lesson to "get it out of your system">ironically, she doesn't know
>You will never explore space with your mamono wife
>>48685003>cheshy "corrects" a cringy spacebattles MGEx40k shitfic>then isekais its author into it
>>48685043If you only take the cool visuals and technology from it and put it in MGE, I would be really happy.
>>48681225>grows big boobs after being fed proper foodI knew it, they do add chemicals to make the girls sexier! It's a conspiracy, i tell you! A CONSPIRA
>>48680356Tfw you get a clumsy failed Kiki-Maido.Fuck me she's a real Amelia Bedelia.
>>48685043CHESSY GET ME OUT OF HERE YOU BITCH YOU KNOW I HATE ELVES
>>48685696just wait till you come across all the p'ork
>>48685822Aren't the WH40K version of Orcs fungus-people? Wouldn't that make them just a hop, skip and a jump from a whole race of combative Mad Hatters?>"This tea is missing something.">"But what?">"DAKKA.">"It needs more DAKKA!"
>eats all your sorrows
>>48686724Hi.Unless it is important to the plot of a green text, please only show green worms being horny.NEVER pouty or sad.Thank you.--The Management
>>48684200Imagine her sake scented breath!
>>48686745Manage this *unzips feelings*
>eats all your squirrels
>>48685822>you come across all the p'orkApologize and help them wipe it up.
The Demon supreme court has ruled eye contact is indeed consent. Rape enthusiasts in shambles, more news at 11.
>>48686924I hope she vores me too.
yes yes the hellhound rapes you. but what happens after? what's the story after the manticore has her way with you? what follows this assumed full stop to the narrative? what happens to the city after the extremists take it over? what is druella's tax policy?
>>48687412are all discord raiders such sad vermin?
>>48687296>basilisk makes i-told-you-so face and folds up the newspaper with a big sigh
>>48687296>walking through the streets during a dark night>see a air of glowing red eyes in a dark alley>it's a hellhound with an eager grin>she looks ready to pounce>.....>maintain eye contact>her smile slowly changes to confusion>continue glaring at her>her ears droop>keep glaring>her tail slumps>keep staring into ger eyes>she lets out a slow whine>....>she slowly turns away with a look of dejection>grab her>drag her to a nearby hotel>have lots of intense noisy sex that people can hear through soundproofed wallsAnd that's how I avoided being raped
>>48687467What are they talking about?
Lick hellhound armpits.
>>48687467don't let druella in. she's not a fairy
>>48687621This, but tits bapho instead
>48687670Go back to your /trash/cord and stay there
>>48687642That's fine, I don't believe in fairies anyway.
>>48687670do you retards still seethe at loli? just curious
>>48687745Loli is love
>AItard still trying to push his garbage
>>48687432>yes yes the hellhound rapes you. but what happens afterNA.>what's the story after the manticore has her way with you?NA or therapy.>what happens to the city after the extremists take it overIt burns. >what is druella's tax policy?Can't be worse than right now
>>48687793You can't stop progress.
I want to punch stuffshe wants to punch stufftogether we shall puch stuff
>>48687919Fight! Love beautiful women! FIGHT BEAUTIFUL WOMEN!
>>48687898>progress>when all it can do is rehash the same vore shitpost pic over and overKek
Stay clear of the forest at night.
>>48680469old post but stillits good for one shots, I think and variety is interesting when it comes to human-monster romance
>>48687979granted, but you gotta admit the perimise gets a little stale after a lot of>humangirl becomes monster>meets man>they fuck
>>48687999A tale as old as time
>>48687999i mean the other stories just cut out step 1
>>48687999when you put it that way then yeahyou just gotta put your spin on it and extend the thing so it's not just, "they fuck".
>"Come give Mama some lovin', sweetie"
>>48687972That's a weird black cat, I'm going to pet it tonight
>>48687999That's because you arent thinking outside the box.Monsterizing is one of the best things that can happen to a woman because it strengthens the body, cures diseases and grants superpowers. I think Beast did a story where a woman willingly became a monster because she was infertile and couldnt get pregnant
>succubus addressing a room full of feminists>"Of course we support female empowerment. We literally want to give you magic powers."
>Centaur addressing a room full of monsters>"We must speak hoof to power."
>>48687898AI is garbage!! >quietly saves all the images
>>48688136keep dreaming
>>48688083It's also the worst outcome for the man in your story. Being forced to spend the rest of your life with a woman who rode the dick carrousel because she ""repented"" is a cruel fate.
>>48688149>keep dreaming
>>48688154you could also not put a woman like that in your stories. crazy, i know
It's this timeloop again.
>>48688154How about writing the human woman to be a virgin?
>>48688166That's impossible if it's a portal story in our world.
>>48688121If you speak the truth, have a foot in the stirrup>Centaur proceeds to put a hoof through one of her own stirrupsBetcha didn't expect her to be a yogi
>human girl gets raised in the most strait laced, Christian good girl settlement known to man>gets turned into a succubus>still "used goods"this list like throwing away a gold bar because it came from Mexican blood mines instead of afican blood mines
>>48688225I'm an follower of the "risk 0" doctrine on that subject. I need a pure blood certificate and a perfect family tree for at least 6-7 generation but that's just me
>>48688303People like you will achieve the amazing fit of dying alone and forgotten by all in MGE, a place build to avoid such things. It's sad.
>>48688303guess you better keep it in the family then
I am easily manipulatable by ojou monsters
I don't get people who are ok with settling with whoever in MGE. You can be selective and choose your perfect partner, why give up on the first thing?
>>48688363everyone that would be interested in me also happens to be perfect
>>48688363SimpleThose who want to be picky eaters and act like 3DPD end up with low class mamono like Devil Bugs or lvl 1 Slimes (and they will still be happy)Those with heart to not reject a lonely hopeless monster would suddenly end up being with a Lilim or other "high class" mamono by a twist of fate
>>48688385That's extremely stupid, if I know what I want and what species I prefer, why should I go with something I dislike or hate? >>48688381I can get that but you're worth far more than that anon.
>>48688363Im all for raising and caring for a zombie waifuwe will be the strongest and haughtiest power couple in the undead world one day
>>48688392>That's extremely stupid, if I know what I want and what species I prefer, why should I go with something I dislike or hate?You do you, I'd feel like a selfish male version of 3DPD if I imagined myself telling a monster that loves me to fuck off just because he's not pretty or special enough
>>48688399Even if she's from a specie that you hate?
>>48688426She's still a perfect wife
>>48688426As long as she's not an alp, cait sith or humpty egg.
Writing status?
>>48688677too busy making out with the art fairy
>>48688677Haven't written anything for the thread past a few greentexts since 2016. I have great ideas but lack the attention and patience to write it down. And by the time I do get motivated to write I forget what I'm writing about.
>>48688677I wrote 2k words yesterday, I can take today off
>>48686724What can't a greenworm eat?
>>48688677actually got a paragraph or 3 done, but I'm distracted playing dead of the west
>>48688349I am easily manipulated by Saturday morning cartoon villain monsters.
>>48688677I wrote everything in my head, it's a good story.
>>48683856It’s already back up at mgewiki.moe
>>48688677slowly coming along
>>48688677Still can't write lewd.
>>48688842I see the Baphomets learned the fusion dance.
>>48688677I feel like that art fairy directed porn in college and is ashamed of it.
>>48688876It wasn't porn, it was an erotic art film!
>>48688677Not sure why you pretend to give a shit, but a few notebook pages.
>>48688677A lot of stories I want to write, but I'm even better at procrastinating than writing.
>>48688876I doubt she's ashamed.
>>48688842I'll take 2 of the yellow ones, please
>>48688677Half done.All motivation lost. Will probably not finish.Pain
Eggs-ellent.
>>48680469The problem with corruption is that... it relies on a 3d already liking you, thats likely while Cursed Swords are not very high on my list despite being strong, warriors, yandere and overprotective.
Real dead hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmfT2pr0Mpc>average holstaur experience
>>48689196That is a calm animal
>>48687972Faceless monstergirl sexo
>>48688677Sitting at almost 4k. It's really going great. I'm actually a bit surprised how much I'm enjoying writing this one.
>>48686724Those weren't my sorrows they were my cabbages.
>>48683862I rarely see breathfag anymore. He moved on.
>>48689476Don't hold your breath.
>>48689486eheh
>>48689459First your cabbages, then your sorrows.
Are cheshire's pubes black or purrple?
>>48689625Are we tomorow or yesterday?
>>48689625They change everytime you check, in pattern and color, like anubis !!s
>>48689625she's a good girl and shaves.
>>48689656My cu shaved for me. She misunderstood when I said I'm not into furries.
>cheshy visits our world>returns with a laptop>few days later, Queen of Spades is on suicide watch from constant bullying
>>48689687BASED, That's my chesh
>>48689687she needs a lesson in surfing the world wide web (WWW) carefully and appropriately and SAY NO to cyberubullying because COOL CATS do anticyber bullying
W-what if...What if you just wrote something nice for writefairy this month? I mean, if you want to, that is.I'm sure it would make her really happy!
>>48689738It's in my head, I already said it.
>>48689738No.
>>48689738I am. I will. The name of my story is >It's Not a Bug It's a [Creature] Feature
>>48689768Elves can't compare to angels.
>>48689772Miss writefairy appreciates the wit!
>>48689738No, fuck off.
>>48687972Got wood?
What would happen if you tell a Dragon "I would love to find a girl like you, Im sure you will find someone eventually"?
>>48689989who says stuff like that?
>>48689999Manipulative women.
>>48689999REPEATING INTEGERS!
>>48690002normally i like manipulative women but that sounds like manipulative women(bad) instead of manipulative woman(good)
>>48689999Anime men say it to anime girls.
I wish artists would stop adding other random animal bits to sneks.
>>48690084they should add more
>>48690091I see where this is going.
>>48690084She looks so greasy.
Slow anal with pear-shaped loli monster girls
>>48690254Maybe when she's older
>>48690277she's 500 years old
>>48690254https://files.catbox.moe/6hfr8v.jpg
>>48690296Little granny should have drank milk.
>>48690306Little grannies are the best
>>48690277Reconsider: you can do it when she's older but you can also do it right away, why choose only one?
I do not want fox kisses.I do not want fox hugs.I do not want fox mofu cuddles.I do not want to touch fox boobs.I do not want to plap fox ass.I do not want to have fox kids.I do not want to have fox marriage for 500 years.I do not like foxes.Stay way from me stay away from me stay way from me stay away from me STAY AWAY FROM ME STAY AWAY FROM ME STAY AWAY FROM ME STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY
We love elves here
>>48690408We don't love gachashit here
>>48690415You don't speak for the thread
>>48690423Ok then make next thread OP with gacha image and tell us how the thread reacted to it
>>48690423I don't need to, it's been telling you to fuck off for years
>>48689625If your girl's carpet doesn't match the drapes she's a low-tier slag
>>48690084What am I even looking at
>>48690458Something slithery.
>>48690458Far left is a closeup of her underboobs, but it reads as a part of her larger body
>>48690407sounds like something someone with severe fox-phobia would say. Don't worry, I'm sure they'll be happy to help you overcome this completely irrational fear.
>>48690335Let's make a train, girls.
>>48690426Honestly i think someone running a script and making a big stink is the only issue here.
Ms. Ice Queen enjoyed the Heat Miser a little too much
>>48690491>problemI think that looks hot if anything.
>>48690407anon is compelled to unseal things even if he knows he shouldn't
>>48689041>Relies on a 3d liking you>Cursed Sword not very highCursed Swords are more fun when it's less possession and more of a melding of personalities between the sword's spirit and her own. For instance, I'd fully imagine a Not!Masamune based Cursed Katana to pretend to be a prim and proper woman in public, going so far as to ask for high quality kimonos, etc. but be an absolutely ravenous beast in bed who can't get off without seeing all of your spirit energy leaking out of you from her realmsilver blade.
>>48690694Imagine you abandon 3d altogether and get a waifu living in a possessed sword.
>>48690407You said nothing about hags
>>48690702In your dreams.
>>48690728thats the thing thoughall foxes are hags
>>48690723Ornate evil. At least a heavenly king.
>>48690700My true wife, my guiding moonlight. You were by my side all along.
>>486886773k words into depressive slump into (pending) WAGMI
>>48690729You're not a "giga-chad" just because you can't even think about being with a woman your age because you were the weird kid in school and never was given the time of day by girls then so you want to prey on them now. You're a fucking creep.
>>48689738Give me a prompt and I'll do greentexts. That's the best I can do writefairy.
>>48689738I... I will. I will do it. I feel my strength returning.
>>48690807Senko cleans your house and you reward her with sex.
>>48690838I'd let a mino whack me with her axe
>>48690872>PicNot even an autistic chesh would do something this cursed.
Some Dragon Girls are unfixable and will never stop wanting to destroy mankind....
>>48690914Good. Really good. I want to ride her and power trip as she goes nuts on the world.
Hey does anyone know if anyone's translating this? https://mangadex.org/title/349fdc3a-9a3f-4a1a-80ff-d1acf61d11d1/monster-onna-kanbu-wa-osanaki-yuusha-wo-dekiaisuruJust saw it on mangadex and the art + premise seem good.
>Covers your bed with her long fur and girl smell
>>48690914>PicWhen you said "no" to her date proposalShe's never been rejected or told no before.
>>48690914her idea of genocide is sperm crashing against her ovum
>>48690970There is no need to reduce everything to the rounded edges you so crave.
>>48690974to elevate, you mean
One worm (green) please.
>>48690958Four hour Dullahan blowjob while her body stumbles around, trying to keep house. If you look carefully, you can see her belly get a little rounder...
>>48690800Cry about it to some place that cares. This thread certainly doesnt since baphos are KCs favorite mg
>>48690986I don't think you can handle our hungriest worm
>>48690990This isn't a thread about sucking cock. That's your thing.
>>48690991How can she be the hungriest worm when she won't even eat you whole?
>>48690996this is a thread about MGE. So stop crying like an assbalsted furtard and post mge girls
>>48690997She's the hungriest cause she eats olive gardens whole
>>48690986>kiss a greenworm>kiss a greenworm a little more>deeper>okay that's good->she's not stopping>pushing you over and salivating and biting your lips with increasing intensitygame over...?
>>48690991I will feed her the world if I have to. No cost is too great.
>>48691007No, no it isn't. Three overactive posters won't change that.
>>48691019>No, no it isn't.You know you wouldn't be here if it wasn't.
>>48691015I hope I'm the first one she vores.
>>48691021Quite wasting posts and talk about demonic lord catgirls.
>>48690951Imagine your bro coming over to play and detecting the scent of another monster in your bedroom
>>48691019But it is because you couldnt change the thread for 3 years, you furry failure! lmao!Anyways, lolis. Post 'em
>>48691029Bro should know my whitehorn girlfriend is the only monster for me. He should know I do not fuck alps; I never will, and that he needs to find another man.
>>48691023You are an inspiration to all greenworm lovers.
>>48691045We're all destined to become wormfood some day. It's better to pick which kind of worm you become food for now rather than wait until you die and your body get picked apart by non-monster girl worms. Personally, I'm more partial to sandworms, but greenworms and even wonderworms are good alternatives. Regardless, you should pick which monster girl worm to get eaten by now, so that you can do this world a service by multiplying the number of worms in existence. In an ideal world, there should be a greenworm, sandworm, or wonderworm for every man to marry.
>>48691034Don't prefer lolis, best I can do is a Ryu.
I dream of a world where every man has his own kiki meido to put in embarrassing clothes
>>48691115Kikis are made to be put in silly outfits and be watched all day by mastah
>>48691115wish i had a zombie kiki to pet and stuff
>>48691142You need to provide her with warmth periodically, which I'm sure you wouldn't mind, but just remember so she doesn't startle you with sudden demand for cuddles.
>>48691115>make dinner reservations with kiki>help her pick out her outfit>dressup_music.lute>go through her entire wardrobe together mixing and matching>ask her to turn around a little more than was strictly necessary>have a lot of fun>plenty of oral in front of her mirror to let you blow off steam and regain some clarity>remember, you're trying to accomplish something here>finally decide on the perfect outfit>it's 2 hours past your reservation>shrug, warm up the stew she made yesterday, play jenga (very scary, but she likes picking it up after it falls), and do what you were going to do when you got home anyway
>>48691152she doesn't do anything suddenly, there's at least a 3 second delay
>>48691168You should be aiming for a hebi maid if you're not going to take your eyes off her for more than three seconds.
>>48691199>frilly dress hebi and anon staring at each other from across the room while she dusts the same spot on the same shelf for 2 minutes
>>48691250it's important to put snakes in dresses
>>48691115This but with Zombie meidos
>>48691257>mgc fashion enters its era of big bustles on dresses >everyone seethes at snakes for doing it effortlessly and naturally
>>48691261What happens when she wights?
>>48691347Then she's gone
>>48690951I think my bed would buckle under Ms. Whitehorn’s weight
>>48691387Then you should be sleeping in her bed instead.
>>48691397Her bed smells of pine and cinnamon! If we’re going to be sleeping in her bed, she should at least give me a ride to her cabin
>>48691387>calling ms. whitehorn fat
>>48691443Put that down. You'll shoot your eye out.
>>48691461dont worry, she is just shooting love...bullets...that will stun anon and allow her to drag him back to her rape den
Hat power.
>>48691304>lamia going incognito by hiding their coils under hoopskirtsnefarious
still get stuck sometimes thinking about hellhound large naturals and this specific greentext
Calling a femcel dragons tail FATOh wait theyre all stinky femcels
>>48691546it's a sign of wealth and prosperity
>>48691529meido academy is a magical place
>>48691550too bad all that wealth and prosperity goes straight to her FAT ASS AND TAIL
>>48691563>fat tail = wealth and prosperity>wealth and prosperity goes into fat tail>fat tail = wealth and prosperityUh oh.
>>48691622its your duty as a human to turn that wealth and prosperity into offspring instead. her tail and ass will still get bigger, but now she will be happier.
But the tail, it is so fat, it could be mistaken for a whole wurm
>>48691722what if- ryu wurm
>>48691722you gotta wrap both arms around it and hold it close
i just want my dragon to be tall. the rest i can just architect.
Ojou blue dragons
i can tame her
>>48691529>'Fufufu. Is it getting you wound up? Having the tits you've been ogling all day shoved in your face?'Ma'am, this is Wendy's
defeat dragons by going for the base of their tail, right where the scales meet the skinand gods help her if that's where her reverse scale is, she might as well just give up her body and mind right there and then
Consider the followingA bunch of very tiny dragons using their moms FAT TAIL as a backrest/pillow
>>48691783>she might as well just give up her body and mind right there and thenwhy?
>>48691808cause she won't be able to take it, leaving her drooling and empty headed, and then you can whisper in her ear and as her mind comes back, it'll be changed as it reforms around your words
>>48691828what words would (You) whisper anons?
>>48691828that's kinda mean
>>48691833>ayy bby you want sum fuk?works every time
>>48691836it's what dragons deserve
>>48691833cow
>>48691833tell her she's just a big, dumb, empty lizard
>>48691727>doesn't really understand her own powers>just as superstitious as everyone else>participates in the rain dances>painfully parts with her shiny rocks in offering to the shrine>loves to roll around in the mud when it rains>every time she gets mad, lightning strikes, just like in her comic books>thinks it's a thing that just happens for everybody>you yourself are also a moron and never make the sex = rain connection>assume your life is that magical and romantic that it always rains when you get intimate with her
>>48691859>empty lizardBetter fill 'er up
>>48691792This is a pleasant image. Bonust points if they're in order of size and the last one is an egg
>>48691887>eggegg shouldn't be there, egg should be in a secure cot, wrapped in blankets with a thermometer, watched diligently and constantly
>>48691955>dadon becomes terribly stressed whenever wife removes egg from the cot to show off
>>48691955>put your wife's egg between your legs, rest your ear on it, and hug it>wife asks about having another when you're done having your moment
>>48688677I've got a monthly idea stuck in my head but I can't bend it to fit the "Job in MGE" theme except maybe adding in a blowjob. But thats chesh-tier cheez, so I'm basically story-stuck.
>>48691304>big bustlesCents shake that 'bustle' without needing a bustle.Sneks try it but can only stand coiled in one spot because they need to slide and flow to move>have to wait for long 'Princess/wedding' trains to come back into style
>find a sleeping hellhound>have sex with her sleeping form>she doesn't wake up since she's a heavy sleeper>when she does finally awaken, she awakes to see me standing triumphantly and her womb full of my seed>proclaim I have successfully raped her and thus turned the tables (it counts despite her sleeping)>she is now in shambles>the so-called unrapeable Hellhound raped by a human man, which is supposed to be impossibleGet owned you stupid dog
>>48691775>'Fufufu. Is it getting you wound up? Having the tits you've been ogling all day shoved in your face?'>Miss Whitehorn, this Anon is a Wendi's
>Have wifi problems for a whole day>Go on MGE wiki to relax after getting Wifi back>[Permission Error]Is my internet still fucked or did i miss an important event?
>>48692266loli cunny too stronk for mainstream internet
>>48692266https://www.mgewiki.moe/New host is up, it's still getting through the backlog of image uploads.
>>48692185Cents are always a big bustle fashion style.
>>48692355centaurs are absolutely BUILT B U I L Tfor picnics
>>48691833Omelette du fromage
>>48692355My face pressed up against a centaur's rear end!
>>48692520By God’s honest truth the only good thing to come out of z-ton’s centaur degeneracy was the guy eating his later revealed to be half-sister wife out before giving her the dick
Clean this shit up meido.
#StopRataAbuse
Unicorns would unironically be the most effective, most notorious, and unstoppable trolls on the monster girl internet. I know we all meme cheshires being internet trolls, but in reality, it'd be unicorns.
New Gaira will be out on the 25th.https://x.com/ComicGaira/status/1879101094196089052Snake year.
Somewhere out there in the multiverse is a monstergirl world where human males are considered a cringe wish-fulfillment fantasy.A world where your favorite girl posts a picture of herself eating dinner with her anon body pillow on mgitter and everyone makes fun of her.
>100% succubus mode, fully alped alp>Hits on you>Flirts with you>Exposes her breasts to you>Whispers lewd, sultry things in your ear>Switches tone on a dime>Goes into full bully mode>Calls you a flaming faggot and gay every time you blush or pop a boner at her advances>Tells you it's gay to fuck alpsBeware alps that've fully transformed and are more womanly than your standard succubus. They're immune to bullying, and after being bullied so much in their transformative stages, they themselves turn into super bullies. My advice? Avoid alps altogether. Just opt for a standard succubus or pyrow if you're into succubus family girls. Lesser succubi are to be avoided too.
>Mama snek wants cuddle time... and other things
>>48692933I headcanon medical Unicorns are like sassy nurses.>seen it all, every sexual injury of busted Anons or object insertions of lonely mamonos>dark dirty sense of humourAnd deep down most of them want to become Bicorn harem-mistresses.
>>48692665Yes, cant post it on a blueboard but thats the marker of being a real CentAnon.>Come for the boobs, stay for the Hosspussy and the Fisting.
>>48693506Theres not a lot of Z-ton's Centaur pics that I can put here
>>48693506>AI sloppa
>>48693566Those Zton centaur stories were great, monster girls + blood related incest + oyakodon + pregnancy. I wish we had more doujinshi like that.
for me, I just smile at the monsterdragonalporch'orcjust give them a nice smile and maybe a little wave. not too long, just enough to maybe brighten up their days a bitany time a monster says something mean to you, they're actually saying something mean about themselveshave some patience and allow them to reflect
>>48693455>deep down most of them want to become Bicorn harem-mistressesThis is why I believe unicorns are big into cosplay RP and doppel potions
I almost got caught the other day huffing brown sugar at the store. >The smell of my dormouse wifeFuck, I don't wanna go full "figurine in jar" level of creep, but damn, my starting lose myself to this. Knowing exactly what she smells like - man, it does things to me. Every other girl is just our speculation, but we know for a fact what dormice smell like, molasses. I just need buy it, but I know if I do; I'll probably do something I regret with it. So I can't.
this palace is way overbudgeted. like, why the fuck would they give a lowly janitor like me a personal guard? i swear the desert kingdom makes zero sense.
>>48693691You got it backwards. She's the guard leader that was given you as her personal servant.
>>48693691it's all the oil money
>>48693733then why does she stand outside my chambers whenever i have my day off? wouldnt she just able to go in and have her way with me if that was the case?>>48693810i want to move to the snow kingdom instead. at least they use their oil money to improve the life of the common folk.
>>48693566Peak Centaur size right there. As well as the Percheron he did.
Lazing in bed with a sphinx until miss anubis storms in to kick us out.
>>48693995you underestimate anubis-chan's shamelessness
>>48694010Your laziness was all part of her perfect plan.
you can run but you can't hide
>>48693691>>48693851The Pharaoh can't have any leftover Anubis guards standing idle, they'll get stressed out of they aren't allowed to do their jobs.
>>48694145>The Pharaoh can't have any leftover Anubis guards standing idle, they'll get stressed out of they aren't allowed to do their jobs.its also getting harder and harder to do so every year. since Anubis guards are by far the most successful in the palace, when it comes to acquiring mates and bearing children.
>>48694137I can't really run either since it's so slippery outside
>>48694261She slides all the time, so she really has an advantage.
Rent is cheap in the scorpion pit
>>48694357how much is rent in the wurm pit?
>>48694438a warm hug and a good attitude
>>48694438Rent in a pit is universally cheap. And the landlords are universally cute.
little gay man
Romantic date with sultry demon!
>>48694172>Anubi are normally a rare high ranking monster type, with low fertility, high status and their difficult to approach attitudes>they keep provoking so much lust in men that there's as many of them as species step below them in hierarchy
>>48693616Don’t necessarily agree but you do you
>>48694457Needs a wide load sticker.
>>48694490The first thing that came to mind was a small cafe or restaurant in a quiet spot.
>all those retards seething about loli got cleaned up at lasttook you long enough, meido
>>48694608>Retards>Plural>Not just one personGood job trying to start it up again
had this story idea of a automaton that since robots cant get pregnant, it just tells its master it has a "secret project" and works on it for exactly 9 months
>>48694708>I am now authorized to use physical force
>>48694708forgot to mention that the secret project was it building a baby version of itself
>>48691364>ass upoh how I wish to be behind her. I love these smug fuckers.
>>48694720Yeah I kinda figured that part out, anon.
>>48694772ya never know with this blasted site
>>48694708Clankers can’t get pregnant laugh at them
>>48694924>"master, we've installed a new reproductive module.">"it will render us capable of gestating and delivering offspring">"please make use of it at your earliest convenience" >its literally just a gremlin who has taped herself to your automatons stomach>the gremlin is staring at you with a mixture of lust, embarrassment and glee.
If you're married to a Medusa is it okay to have a favorite head-snake?
>>48695082Yes, but expect other sneks including Medusa herself to get pouty/competitive
>>48694924>ClankersThat's their word, you can't say that
>>48693389Simply explain to her it isn't. Surely she would back off once thoroughly informed,
>>48695108Apologies my clanka
You do like eels, right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smh61C_UbcY
>>48695082If you're married to a Medusa you're required by snake law to learn all her names for her head snakes.
>>48694924>he's never shared the joy of building your own daughter with his Automaton waifu
>>48694708>man fucks Automaton wife for years>"Master, please consult this tech tree. I have accumulated enough points to unlock the womb module."
>>48695082>Medusa wakes up in the middle of the night to find anon's crotch at her head while his favorite head snek is coiled around his shaft and deep throating the tip with heart pupils in its eyes>Now she knows what Miss Wock feels like, just with sneks instead of mouthy tentacles
WHELPS! LEFT SIDE! HANDLE IT!
>>48695481Big ol mushroom, waiting to get picked up
>>48695187dont post offtopic images retard
>>48695108Do you think automatons have nightmares about Jedi after watching the prequel series?
>>48695524>Machines making machines... How perverse...
>Huh, you're alright for a spoon-ear. Sucks you guys only stick around for a few decades.
>>48695608
Very epic and /jp/ related gacha image dumping
>>48695706MOUNTAIN DEW MIKU?!
>>48694924It's what makes them perfect. Like a clean 2d.
>>48695668I like it.
Hello, chesh? I would like you to make a political statement. Yes, as divisive as possible. No, don’t give any forewarning just dump it out on the kot thread
>>48695726I’m going to upload MalwareBytes and Avast onto your clanker
>>48695740Cait sith are simply unevolved monster girls that wormed their way into positions of power. Have you ever seen Bastet say they are in charge? I haven't.
>>48695524I think they mostly just make angry video essays on youtube about how grievous was handled poorly and went down way too easy
>Automaton when you ask her to draw a picture of a girl lying on grass
>>48695878>frieren remains>fat elf falls into obscurity
>>48695899Fat elf is too powerful. Posts should be made with lots of care.
>>48695731Yes we know mick, you don't have to remind us every time someone shits up the thread with off-topic garbage
>>48695899
good nyait
Bird's the word.
Maybe next time, retard.
>>48695940I know this game has elves but does it have anything else?
>>48696144It has a dark mage.
>>48695731Somebody kill this nigga with hammers!!!
>>48696152>naked>hat She checks all the boxes.
>>48695920Basically his job at this point
>[human girl from some completely unrelated thing] is a dark mageTotally original shitpost
>>48695481I'd trust this shroom if I found them in the forrest
>>48696200Just goes to show how bland her design is.
>Bland designSay hello to every single slime ever (except shogg)
>>48696374great tasting though
>>48696374Suu is a slime with a cute coat.
>>48696374Not slime-chan's fault most artists don't try to think beyond blue goop.
Sorry I only like fat NEET dork monsters
Empire's blessings, yes
This mg has no energy ,very boring
This mg has a lot of energy, very interesting!
>>48696524>Look tough for picture>Fold 3 seconds into battle against a futanariLmao'ing at these scrubs. If I wanted a true combat specialist, I'd look for a sally or mino.
Monsters to sleep on
>>48696718Sleep on a yeti
>>48696728I usually imagine sleeping under a yeti.
>>48695375It's not my fault, it has a cute bow on its head and hissed sultrily in my ear.
>go to snowlands>impeccable cocoa fluffy girls>go to desertlands>impeccable cocoa fluffy girls>go to plainslands>cowthere is simply no hope for us
>>48696823whats wrong with cows?
>>48696833i don't know yet but they're up to something
>>48696833nothing, that's what's wrong
>>48696833>they're up to somethingdo these look like scheming cows? i think not
>>48696823I also saw cows on the desert
>>48696884got to retain hydration in the desert somehow
>>48696857they're ruminating, which is some kind of grass-based scheming
Pin down bugs, make them buzz.
>>48696907I'll make slimes fizz instead.
Slimes don't have a gender. They can morph into male or female depending on their desire. However, because slimes naturally like to take things inside them, to absorb them, they exclusively take on female figures. As women take men inside them, and men go into women.
>>48696718Why sleep on them when you can sleep inside them?
>>48696718They are warmer if they are flushing with embarrassment, that's why jinkos make the best beds.
Is death single?
>>48696657They're the bait battalion clearly
>>48696838This cow looks very trustworthy to me
>>48696979trust is stored in the breasts
>>48696989No wonder these raccoons are so untrustworthy
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>>48696774Sleeping under a yeti is dangerous, if she’s hibernating you may be stuck for a while
>>48696718Soldier Beetles, Arachnes, Ushi-Onis, they come with their own bed!
>>48697084soldier beetles are good, especially since you can pay in appol
>>48697091The thumbnail looks so crazy with dark mode on.
>living near a lake with a sahu who frightens you when she appears>she's just trying to foster good relations between races because she thinks she has to and you're afraid of how ominous it is when a fish person brandishing a spear shows up>she notices you keep running inside every time she approaches so she decides maybe she should make offerings of good will?>leaves a bunch of fish on your welcome mat and ornaments made of fish skeletons hanging around your house>gets disheartened when she sees you cleaning it all up out of annoyance>but she doesn't give up>she decides she just needs to communicate>waits until you're on the dock one day and appears in the water, holding her spear above her head and chanting something in sahuagin language>you take this as a threat on your life and get scared, grab your gun and shoot the water near her, scaring her off>...she thinks she may have been a bit too direct>she decides to try one more thing>she waits until you're on a boat fishing on the lake and bites the bait you throw out>smile up at you as her head breaks the water when you reel her in>gets shocked when the top of her head gets smacked by an oar>she swims off with tears building in her eyes, finally giving up>she just wanted to foster good relations between races....
>>48697165Sahu chan goes to Miss Hakutaku and consults her. Sahu chan learns the best method of all for fostering good relations with humans. Rape.
Best monsters to be trapped under?
>>48697190Ryuu
>>48697178Rape is NEVER a solution.
>>48697234That's not what Ms. Hellhound told me
>>48697242And yet she's still not Mrs. Hellhound.
>>48697250She said she has a solution for that
>>48697231
next thread should be wurm
>>48697324Agree
>>48697324Is global wurming a problem?
>>48697331there is no such thing as global wurming its perfectly natural to rain wurms outside
>>48697324>>48697330I expect to wake up to Wurm OP now, so don't let Wurm down.
>>48697359With how slow the board's been the last couple days this one may still be up.
Angels are so weird.
Confess your sins.
>>48697393I like EMG
Need a huge jubnot a snack, not even a full course mealI need a "feeds a family of 4" tier jubTruly incapable of flight
>>48697165Maybe harassing a man is not the best way to foster good relationship.
>>48697429sorry sir, we only have late night snack jubplease come again tomorrow
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.Instead, remember that a long day at work means kiki is going to give you a good massage.Along with dinner, a bath, then her.Then herThen herThEn HerTHEn HErTHEN HERT H E N H E R
>>48697441I'm too tired and will just fall asleep in my recliner She have all those other things
>>48697430the msgk method of predation disputes this
>>48697429Go to a jub gym
>>48697473>jub gymimagine all the wet floor signs...
>>48697441Got laid off so no work. So I guess Kiki isn't doing any of that.
>>48697476>new mop just walked in.
>>48697473Wouldnt the jub gym be the worst place to look?
>>48697482Fugggg, can you bounce and find something else ?
>>48697441I wish that was real, being welcome by an empty and cold flat grinds my gears a lot. I'm starting to dislike winter...
>>48697393I like Mon-Oisho and dgaf that it has m-b*ys because all the single mamonos want the BHC anyway, even if its only a shared length in a harem.
>>48697625Ditto ISR - I dont care that theyre all whores, still would fuck them all anyway and keep moving on.
>>48697482Kiki will help you make a more attractive CVIn Old Country everybody lies, so is okay for mastah also
>>48697659>In Old Country everybody liesthen is kiki's maid certificate fake? is she even a real kiki?
>>48697664It can be very dangerous to speak of such things.
>>48697672im reporting her to the maid police justice must be served
>>48697664If my Kiki says she's been trained in cleaning I'm going to believe her.[Damn image limit - insert LNs Proto-Kiki 'Cleaner' image here]
Ah it's been 15 days and I still haven't done anything. Looks like I still won't be a writer this year.
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>>48697753I'm at 4200 words. If I can do it, you can do it!
>>48697777I'm a stupid ESL
>>48697393I bleded a raw garlic, raw oinion, tomatos and cheese together with bacon breadcrumbs and ate it in a tortilla
>>48697808That sounds good, where the issue ?
>>48697791I'm both of these things also and an attentionwhore besides
>>48697814was told not to eat raw veg
>>48697824What? Why? A lot of veg's are really good raw.>>48697816I will try, I have everything in my head but putting it on paper is hard, any advice on how to not get distracted?
>>48697393I kinda want a lot more corruption stories, but my backlog of things to is too large and I fear ill never get round to writing the corruption story I want to do,its fully a "if you want something done" thing, I ain asking, for people to write corruption, my sin is neglecting my own
>>48697832> any advice on how to not get distracted?On the contrary, distractions are how I write. Youtube is always playing something, I pop from the word document to chess.com every now and again, anything at all to engage my conscious mind. The majority of your writing process is subconscious. When your conscious mind is occupied, you can type what your subconscious dictates freely. You just have to learn how to relax and let it happen.Compare this to functions like walking or breathing (you are now breathing manually, you're welcome), if you start to focus on them, you all of a sudden forget how it works and it becomes awkward. Think of your shoelaces, when you tie them, your fingers move by themselves. Do you ever actually THINK about the knot you're tying? Of course not. You don't need to. It's on automatic.Typing should be automatic. Your subconscious is smarter than your conscious mind. It knows things you don't know. Relax and let it come out. It will, if you let it.Well, that's how I do it anyway.
>>48697853Thanks, I will try that but it's the opposite of the (not working) scholarly way that I use, banging my head on paper untill something comes out.
>>48697853It's true, my conscious mind is a fucking retarded piece of shit. My dreams are unparalleled kino and my instinctual reactions to things are always correct. If I could only not overrule them with thought, I'd be as much on top of the world as I'd ever care to be.
>>48697595I can hopefully find a stop gap job for a while. But I'm gonna try for unemployment soon.
>>48697838Then just write them lmao it’s not that hard
>>48696823Cows are also fluffy, and working on the farm/relaxing in the field all day gives them a nice tan too. Even now there is hope.
>>48698270>found a holst ranch>accept volunteers from all around for your special cow operation>oil them up and encourage as much sunbathing as possible>set them up with lounge chairs, mirrors, a pina colada machine, the works>cows gradually get browner>taste testing research reveals that the milk is... not getting more chocolatey as you predicted>but there are beginning to be hints of a lovely toasted vanilla beanpublish your findings y/n?
>>48698616Yes, you gave skin cancer to a bunch of cows, make it worth it at least
Cancers are great for your skin, as a matter of fact.Hit the beach and make a crustacean companion! You like bubble baths, right?
>>48698616>anon painstakingly browning his cows>mino looking on increasingly frustrated
>>48699265Mino are not made to be milked
>>48699507Careful, they have a competitive spirit.
>>48699507it's unclear
>>48697368I woke up.>>48697438>late night snack jubSir, this is a Nav Jub.
>>48697791So am I and people are generally positive about my writing.
>+800 posts>Image limit reachedAre we back, boys?
>meet up with an online videogame friend in MGC>she's a girl from Momonika's sabbath
>>48699665Momonika's Sabbath doesn't strike me as one with gamers, other than what you'd expect from actual children in Minecraft or Roblox.
>>48699678if there is a man they will come
Shirohebi is the kind of girl that'd bottle up her girl juice when you're away, and when you come home, make you a cup of tea with it mixed in.
>>48699658No, we black
>>48699805100%?
>Shirohebi>Is a snek>Snek tail == excellent cuddles >Lack of legs == no awkward cuddles>Is a yandere>Has molestable knife ears>Adept at magic>Long tongue == exciting possibilities >Alluring yet intimidating red snake eyes>Shiny white hair and scalesOnly downside I can think of is the expensive grocery bill that all large bodied mamono would have. Everything else is perfect.
>>48699805>>48699927Code to the ramp is 666, but watch out for Sandra's friend.
>>48699944But unlike the 'yip, she don't have fluff and can't be pet so she's inferior
>>48699944they don't eat very often so it's more economical than some inefficient warm blood
>>48699944Giving her your spirit energy will probably reduce the grocery bills a lot. ..Probably reduces the amount of blue fire a lot, too.
