I really really want to be a really really fat girl.
>>43211272i cant wait to be :p
>>43211272eating when you aren't even hungry or even when you are full just to feel bigger and fatter and grow even softer feels so hot and naughty
>>43211272just eat ffs.being fat is horrible. people think I'm much older than I am, due to fat I look like a 40 year old fat lesbo
>>43216819Skill issue people ask my number now
>>43211272sweatamaxxing i see
>tranner>best friends with cis boy since middle school>it was my bday yesterday>told my best friend that all i wanted for my bday is for him to tell me a secret about himself>he told me that he used to jerk off while thinking about me all the time but he forced himself to stop because we are friends>mfw!!! should i kiss him and see how he reacts?
>>43215690???
>>43215774>1+1+2>i dont understandsometimes i hate gen ai
>>43215619Have sex with him, sis
>>43215619ask him out first girl lmao
>>43215619I need that
I WAS A RETARD AND LUBED A PINECONE HALF UP MY ASS AND I CAN'T PULL IT OUT IVE BEEN IN THE TUB FOR LIKE AN HOUR TRYING TO WIGGLE IT OUT AND IT HYRTS AND THERES BLOOD PLSS HELP I CAN'T GO TO THE HOSPITAL
>>43217179ponecone*
>>43216299are you a pooner by any chance?>pooncone
>>43216299Go to the hospital before you get sepsis and die
>>43216299go hospital>inb4 "no i am american"go anyway, you can always set up comical home alone esque traps for any debt collectors
Retards really acting like they have another body to go to after they ruin this oneGive me your life energy so I can put it to good use asshole!
>asl>letters>about me>looking for>not looking for>contact
>asl19/F EU/PL>letter(s)T >about mei like doing legal people activities like watching cars, playing NON-pirated video games and eating healty people things like broccoli and cheese. I also like hanging around REAL PEOPLE and talking to them about REAL STORIES >interestsfridge, computer, the inside of Subaru Impreza WRX STI Spec C JDM 2009 twinscroll, mcdonalds >looking forreal people (no ai!!)>not looking forfake individuals, do not message me if you're not real!!>contact (discord)DXMsavitar
>>43213999join the /lgbt/ official FREN SERVER!!!we all are frens and love each otherr!!!!!https://discord.gg/gejUmDBzMG
>>43216603woah, really?what's the catch?
>>43217045if you're not from the eu then its not a catch
>>43217228i see, im from the us
>>43212135>im a hon and i believe in stereotypesBLAH BLAB SHUT UP BITCH IM TRYING FUCK HAIRY MAN ASS
>>43212135well it used to be that ppl would sometimes differentiate a trans woman that happened to be lesbian w/ a transbien who was just annoying and would post yuri slop all daytoday ppl just use it like it means trans woman that is lesbianbut they can't really figure out why they don't just say lesbian
>>43216036trans women can't be lesbians, hope that helps
>>43216043no, u misunderstand, that was already the implication from using transbian in that way, which is curious if u actually believe ur a woman tbqhI'm sure u can figure it out one day w/o getting too excited to post weak luckluster bigot slop
>>43216123Trans women are feminine men
>be me>gay straight-edge gym bro who is into hard kink>always aggressively harassed by other gay guys who offered me drugs from poppers to speed on top of their instant-dick>same happened with kinksters, most of whom couldn't ever play sober, couple glasses of alcohol minimum etc.>move into new place>fuck_it.exe>slowly turning my living room into a reading room and BDSM play room>used to work tightly with police, still have some friends thereWhat the fuck are you consent ignoring junkie trash on legs going to do now that you'll be forced to play by my sober rules or risk being beaten, thrown out and/or have my police frens called on you?
Least deranged sxe
>>43216494Also this. The hypocrisy is real.
>Junkies ITT calling OP deranged, pathetic, etc >for caring about consent, respect and the sanctity of his body>because he found a workaround and is able to make it a realityDon't let these insecure faggots get to you, OP. Theyre just trying to gaslight and belittle you because they hate anyone who rises above them, especially if your actions remind them of their own failures. Just make sure to soundproof your shit because of the neighbours and get your kink on.
>>43215420sounds like the start of a fifty shades slash fic lolin all seriousness, based as fuck, drugs are degenerate and for degenerate people
>>43216767so you hit someone, a stranger, for no reason other than they spoke to you, and you got away with it bc you're a big scary straight-passing (the only "straight" that matters) white man who has cop buddies. what did i get wrong?
How do you mimic female mannerisms without forcing it
>>43217030it shouldnt feel like that and you shouldnt try drop friends or make new friends cus of gender. you should just find women you relate to. it shouldnt be so hard considering you are a woman yourself
>>43217030u shouldnt do tthat. u should just have female frineds
>>43217197>>43217156in hindsight I think I was thinking about it too much lol, I already have friends who're women, I shouldn't let the brainworm of not having enough get to me
>>43217210thats good (:
>>43217210good! just be around them . and u will pick it up lol. its not something u should THINK about. I think if u want to think about hwo you behave its more important to DEMASC urself than to mimick women. try to think of the masculine things u do and eliminate those.
Hormone Level Information: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htmBeauty Diagrams: https://web.archive.org/web/20180609105528/http://imgur.com/r/BeautyDiagrams/newChaser Map: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=676816Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdfMakeup Tutorial: https://web.archive.org/web/20230516071228/https://imgur.com/a/JO33K/MTF Info Dump: https://pastebin.com/7MMaN94pSize charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pants http://www.nationalworkwear.com/size_conversion_chart.phpTransition timelines: https://web.archive.org/web/20170331232820/http://imgur.com/a/qWpxvVoice Training: https://pastebin.com/fG8pFyxDHoly Mantis: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m25606MEXb1qa135ko1_250.gifIRC Channel: irc.rizon.net #mtfgdiscord hugbox: https://discord.gg/J3jFmFYMunofficial discord 0 tolerance for racism/antisemitism: https://discord.gg/4qyBFdq96pComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43217083Hi
>>43217118lie or proof>>43217133i meant her
>>43217139its like top of catalog go for it
>>43217163i don’t believe it, a pinecone, its ridiculous
>>43216140Why not just be her friend?
I'm not trans because I'm not going to kill myself if I can't get estrogen. I might feel a little sad, and it could eventually lead to mental incapacitation, but it's not strictly required for me to continue operating (with the bare minimum life functions). There's a reason why I haven't started at 20, and that's because it's more of a vanity project in my mind. I don't feel that strongly about my identity anyway, because I'm already in a state of survival mode where things like eating/drinking enough are my primary concerns.Don't be like me and delude yourself into thinking you're part of the "club". I'm extremely selfish and I would never understand the living hell a person with actual dysphoria goes through on a daily basis.
>>43215041boomers and hags (elite )will kill YOU and themselves if you dont wage slave.Pick up.
>>43215108I've never even applied for a job. I just barely manage to pass my community college classes, and that's because my schedule is lax enough to where I have two classes a week. It's genuinely a miracle that I'm able to take a shower every day, though that has a lot more to do with basic dignity than anything else. I almost teared up in the car yesterday because the cashier at Target told me my hands were shaky while I paid for my red bull cans. Rambling now, sorry.
>>43215123one advice for me: when someone tells you to go outside and touch grass, tell them to eat ze weed on the mud that the street crackers will make you smoke or you get stabbed
>>43215041havent you heard? you dont need dysphoria to be trans anymore
>>43215041this is a brainworm nona. buddha mind dummyc
>QOTT1What stops you from being a cute ftm femboy/ftm twink? QOTT2:>Do you like PIV sex?
>>43217129fatmaxxers vindicated yet again
>>43217129im mtf and i would the man on the right
>>43217176No saar
>>43217129I’m ftm and I would the girl on the right.
>>43207611>t.butt expertonly use water soluble lube for all buttstuff do not use thicker silicone lube it is awful for your body. anyone who says otherwise is trying to hurt you.
whatever
>>43216789thats a good one, i love when they have the crisp at the top. you are making me miss greece now malaka
>>43216787are you a man or a woman
>>43215382>>43214146>>43207182Need these here.>>43216602>>Absolutely would regretfuck>is this a good or bad thing?Its a good thing.
>>43205463you all mog but thats not surprising when im disgusting and wnbaw
>>43217198you look german
I feel as if I am lying to myself about having dysphoria, it doesn't feel real. In particular, can you convince your mind of having body dysphoria
>>43212867I did it because I am a lesbian and the thought of participating in a heterosexual relationship sickened me
>>43215153I just don't think you're accurately assessing yourself when you say this because you would feel like shit from reverse dysphoria if you were actually correct here
>>43215341I literally feel no difference on or off hrt. Reverse dysphoria is a myth
>>43215364are you autistic?
>>43212124I get your point but I I feel like I’m both lying to myself about dysphoria AND lying about the lying. The time Line and context for my symptoms just don’t make much sense. The dysphoria itself feels fake and while I can relate to some experiences of other trannies, I don’t really relate to a lot of the seemingly important experiences about of other trannies seem to have. Plus, I have many experiences that just kinda seem impossible for a Transsex person and only applicable to a Cissy.
i had a dream that my male friends gangbanged me and it was the hottest thing ever, i need it!!! how do i become the group's cumslut??
>>43217159Can I cut parts of your flesh and eat you
>>43217159op i have the same question as >>43217184
Idk about that but you sound like you have a really tasty liver
Kill animeposters. Behead animeposters. Roundhouse kick an animeposter into the concrete. Slam dunk an animeposter baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy animeposters. Defecate in animeposter food. Launch animeposters into the sun. Stir fry animeposters in a wok. Toss animeposters into active volcanoes. Urinate into an animeposter gas tank. Judo throw animeposters into a wood chipper. Twist animeposter heads off. Report animeposters to the IRS. Karate chop animeposters in half. Curb stomp pregnant animeposters. Trap animeposters in quicksand. Crush animeposters in the trash compactor. Liquefy animeposters in a vat of acid. Eat animeposters. Dissect animeposters. Exterminate animeposters in a gas chamber. Stomp animeposter skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate animeposters in the oven. Lobotomize animeposters. Mandatory abortions for animeposters. Grind animeposter fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown animeposters in fried chicken grease. Vaporize animeposters with a ray gun. Kick old animeposters down the stairs. Feed animeposters to alligators. Slice animeposters with a katana.
>be me, pre-HRT>primarily into women>now on 1'5 years on HRT>mostly into men and their personalities, like dominant cocky men a lot, it's like a drugWTF happened here?
>>43216647You lack AGP. I fear it may be terminal. c'mere, we will show u:https://discord.gg/gejUmDBzMG
>>43216647a lot of cute boys are lonely. you should go and reduce the loneliness epidemic with exactly 1. for the rest of your life.
>>43216747Lack AGP? nah I'm turbo AGP and same thing happened to me, though slower. The more I am a woman the less other women interest me. I can happily fulfill the part of the woman but I need a man to complement me
Great slop post not end your life please
>>43216647you're probably autistic,If you found a good dominant woman you would probably fall for her. just bi in denial
Does anyone else just not care that the zoomies are listening to this guy? I swear half of his audience at this point is breadtubers looking for their next panic attack anyway. And the breadtubers are all the lamest fucking normies, I was watching one guy this morning tell me that I should listen to his opinion on gamergate because he played tony hawk pretty hard in the 00s. Like serious, I can't go into nerd spaces any more because I'm trans and all the autists are on high alert after a decade of having all their favorite toys smashed by retarded left wing politics, and retarded left wing politics answer to that is to pretend like Andrew fucking Tate is the problem.
>>43214849>nerd spaces>talks about influencers and strimrsu realize they're just trying to make an income, right???they all react off each other cos that's what draws a crowd, it's not real, it's all a fake grift
>>43216995>rep during the "all men are rapists" era>transition just in time for the "all women are whores" era
>>43217116Same. Jokes on me for falling for the anti-trans propaganda from friends and family.
The only problem with young men these days is that they haven’t been castrated yet. Once you guys are all eunuchs shit will be great
>>43214849>a decade of having all their favorite toys smashed by retarded left wing politicsand this is andrew tate's fault how?
