Wild tales (2014)This is one the best comedies Iv seen. The last tale is actually the best wedding arc chapter iv ever experienced, compared to the other tales, the last tale is elevated to the form of an iconic art piece. The final scene of that arc js so good I actually clapped in appreciation when the credits ran. Few movies can do that for me.
>>42382632I dont have a harlot.
>>42382699no friends just anons huh?
>>42382732Can u leave me alone
>>42382855yeah sorry i’ll seriously start trying now
>>42382409i knew it wouldnt happen but, i was really hoping transbian would end up with the harlot. idk the full deal but, nothing ever turns out good here. was hoping just this once maybe two anons found their outs. reading through the other threads they seemed very compatible.
what are the most common crimes that boymoders commit?
>>42382448awww thanks! >/////<So are you! ^~^ I hope you have a good dream!
Who protects sleeping boymoders?
>>42383484puppymoder piles
>>42383484>>42383491yesh, the pile is nature's protection technique uwuAIBoymoderArtChan is probably in the middle of a pile of boymoders as we speak!
>>42383491ackshully, puppycops sleep in barracks!
>Be me, 27y/o stealth passoid>Works in sales >No one in the office knows I'm a tranny>Have to fill in for my manager interviewing job applicants>Go through a couple, it's fairly mundane>The next applicant is this 6 foot ogrehon dressed in a tight women's suit>I try my hardest not to laugh>HIS VOICE WAS LITERALLY DEEPER THAN HULK HOGANS LMAOO>I go on with the interview, trying to contain myself>The interview finishes, and I wave him off as he leaves the room>I laugh so hard afterwards and throw his resume in the rubbishBeing a stealthoid is pretty gemmy
>>42383875Vlodson gem
>>42383875>rubbishyou live in bongistan lol
>>42383899>you betrayed "your" sister, congratsNo congrats necessary, just doing my job>>42383900Good luck proving that in court
>>42383875i hope someone spikes your estrogen with testosterone and you don't notice for many many months op
>>42383995>i hope someone spikes your estrogen with testosterone and you don't notice for many many months op
man, learned that lesson alright
>>42379969>>42380866mulholland drive would be more appropriate
>>42380884im white as snow as it were
>>42379431Why did you tell her you were doing it?
>>42383912because it's just the kind of relationship we had, we both didnt keep secrets and over shared often. she also thought the idea was pretty hot. but reality struck, and Im realizing she needed masculine energy to lead her. i was on trt when i met her but im much happier on estrogen. there's other thing too but i think that me losing my masculine je ne sais quoi played a big part. i couldve stayed on testosterone and started physically abusing her and she wouldve stayed with me for ever. i just didnt care for any of that
>>42379431>a weekdid anything even happen in that timeframe or did she find out
Post drawings.Any skill level!
>>42383863Oh yeah it's her wool styled in the shape of socks/leg warmers lol
>>42383879It's ass (literally).
>>42383939so true
got high and did this on a notepad a few weeks ago
>>42383910That's cool. It gives her a bit of a vintage vibe, circa early to mid 1980s
Ive noticed Twitter trannies rarely have black trannies in their friend groups and im starting to think that klansfemmes might actually be a real thing
No because most black trans girls are self hating coons who tapdance for a crumb of white attention. It's sad really
>>42378890I live in a very white area so I feel your pain since I'm like the only latina here. A lot of white trans women are really racist in my experiences.
>>42378890Irl? No (They don't exist)Online? Yes
>>42378931>I'm 6'5"woooooooooh mommyyyy
>>42378890They stick to themselves like any intersectional minority group
Why'd you let the previous thread die?QOTT: What are you looking forward to in life?QOTT2: You don't deserve a second one. Make it up yourselves.Ignore trollsIgnore spamPrevious: >>42352403
Work is so dead I wish they would let me go home
>>42382315>Is this the dysfunctional demographic you joined?ofc and im proud. We already go through enough. We are leeches and you accept it, you have no other choice
I'm really frustrated over dumb trannys on bluesky so now I'm here
>>42383734what happened this time
I don't use social media besides 4chan
>mom keeps telling me she wishes id at least give transitioning a chance>always say no because i know im too masculine to pass, especially my facei think it makes her depressed that ive just given up desu
>>42376391>has accepting family >still won't troonFuck off, this better be bait id kill to have that one thing
>>42376391Fuck you, bet you're a bdd luckshit as well
>>42378026>>42378045i dont think it's nice of you guys to taunt me like this, i will never be able to pass and i just sort of have to live with that forever, i was going to get laser but i changed insurances so now i have to redo everything, why even bother?>>42378003im not that fag he's not a baj
>>42376391man fuck you my entire family lineage wants to put a gun between my eyes fuck you and transition you piece of shit luckshit assholeyou are privileged and thankless i hope you dont commit suicide ever cause that would be too easy of an out for you and too much of a burden for the mother that is supporting you like this fuck you
>>42379627>>42379710>>42383196how come /lgbt/ seethes at hons and wants them all to detrans or die but when a hon decides to not transition, they are just as angry? obviously different posters but no one in this thread has told me not to transition
I had sex with my transbian friend and i have feelings for her that have been slowly brewing for years, since my ex GF left. For reasons i can't go into here we can't be together right now. When I'm with her i feel happy, but she wants us to keep things how they are. This is the second time this happened in the past year.I'm in pain and conflicted, every trans woman I've had feelings for either left me due to commitment phobia or been unwilling to leave an unsatisfying transbian LTR that was open, no matter how dysfunctional it is. But then they frequently break up with their partners to date men, and I'm dating a man too so I can't talk.I'm just in so much pain, am I the only transbian who feels this way? Wtf do I do?
>18 mtf, boymoder >10mo hrt>18in bidelt, 40in hip circ, 34 inch waist, no measurement for underbust yet>5'8>Down from 220lbs pretransition to 185, 28.3 bmiAm I fucked or will I be okay? Idk why my left boob looks smaller than my right in picrel, I think I was accidentally flexing my pec or something, it's not normally like that.Also sorry for the unshaven legs, lawl, and the shit quality of the photo in general, this was taken just to ask.
>>42383671Yea, it definetly softened my skin :). I use baby lotion after I shower as well.>>42383675these photos are generous, I am almost always percieved as male and if I get she/her'd it's usually only when Im around other women. Granted, I am not voice trained and a lot of it is probably due to that.
>>42383679I began transitioning 2 weeks after turning 18 and post puberty, so I am allowed to claim midshit status.>>42383710Those measurements aren't bad nona, your W/HR is significantly better than mime and our shoulders are comparable. Honestly 18 is a generous estimate for me, it may be off, I used a sliding door. Anyway, I don't think individual measurements should preclude you from passing, even if one is significantly above the average for cis women a single horrible trait in a vacuum can be styled around fairly well, a bit of advice, maybe work out back and upper biceps if you go to the gym, it can give them a bit of a bump and make them appear more feminine in some people.
>>42383760To add, I definetly have a shit ton of body hair if left unchecked, I think it's been like a week since I last shaved, but if I leave it alone for prolonged periods of time it can get very thick, i guess my definition of unshaved was fairly lose, sorry. I'm mexican and had hairy ass man legs at age 13. I think HRT does slow down the growth of body hair.
>>42383646>>42383634Chaser here, I want to rape you after taking you out for dinner and introduce you to my mom
>>42383760>maybe work out back and upper biceps if you go to the gymthje luckshits are trying to keep me a hon oh my god oh my god they are all in on it oh my god they are in on it they are stalking me to keep me an ugly moid>Those measurements aren't bad nona blah blah some bullshit something somethingyou mog me its over for me we can accept that and move on i get called Sir and he him everyday of my life
straight MtFs or straight FtMs?
I'd say MTFs because their options are either men with a fetish or men who want to kill them
>>42383422isn't it the same for ftms?
>>42383650no because straight women dont murder people. Regardless straight women are objectively worse to have to date because they're completely retarded.
>>42383683do straight women date ftms though?
>>42383868i know ftms dating women but i dont know what their sexualities are. Probably bi, but idk
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>>42381388>fat man posts his bloated face
>>42381388
>All I have to do is stop believing that I'm dysphoric>All I have to do is admit it to myself that I actually do enjoy being a man>All I have to do is internalize that I don't want to be a woman in any way>All I have to do is stop thinking that I got cheated by fate because I'm a man>All I have to do is stop blaming my issues on something as arbitrary as my birth sex>All I have to do is stop believing that the grass is greener
I've managed to rep pretty well. The tranny thoughts only resurface every few years and I haven't killed myself or become homeless yet.
>>42382611No one "enjoys" being their sex. It's just the way it is. The idea people enjoy being a sex is pure AGP brain.
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>>42383632These thoughts must be fake or a maladaptive coping mechanism, because they all appeared in my 20s. I feel like it's disingenuous to call myself either trans or dysphoric
>>42383693Is this actually worth reading?
Tell me what you do to cope when your mental health is bad
>>42377836sleep
>>42382788that's what they always said, I was know as the "potentian-man" (guess it's "potential-woman now huh) inside my friend's circle because the many skills I had, but truth be told, I could barely gather any motivation to do something with it.still, appreciated m8
>>42380837are you taking semaglutide for diabetes or for weight loss?does it work?
>>42377836cry, lay in bed in my room alone watching youtube, sometimes unfriend all my friends online accounts so my brain stops telling me they hate me for being close to them. i'm lucky they're so understanding. sometimes I vent post online. none of it helps that much, it's something to make the time when im feeling disgusting pass faster
>>42383681It's the "gifted kid with ADHD" to "burned out perfectionist with a praise kink" pipeline.>>42383721Weight loss, and yes, it does work. The trade-off is being just a little bit nauseous all the time. Well, that and losing food as a way of self-soothing. But I've lost like 30 lbs in the last year, so...
Brown boi worship thread
You can't just change well established gooner acronyms
>>42383476I just did. Seethe.
>>42382798Bump for cute latwinxes
