>>42314926Trust me this is way cheaper and higher in calories than buying fast food shakes. They don't sell the Baskin Robbins monster anymore anyway.Do you intend to take the slower path or commit to the two shakes, pound a day scheme? I have slightly different advice for each.
>>42315015I mean I can do two shakes a day I just gotta get my mixture down right see im an idiot, i dropped out of uni- so its gonna take me some trial and error before I really get the routine down no matter what literature I have
>>42315033Fair enough then. Good luck to you on this
its fine, i know i'll never recieve comfort i need, it's why im cutting
>>42304028About 5-10 lbs but I don't mind too much
I want to ask my cisfoid friends to teach me makeup but I’m scared they will either be freaked out by their straight moid friend asking them this or figure out I’m a repper
>>42316086Buy a simple set and do it alone?
>>42316086Most people don't know what a repper is.And most cisfoids don't get scared by such a request. Especially if you play it off as a playful curiosity or w/e.
>>42316086If you’re attractive they wont care. go for itIf you’re ugly theyll freak out and think youre some sort of pervert
>>42316117What if I’m ugly and an effeminate faggot
>>42316103even if they dont know what a repper is they would still probably be suspicious, its not like the general pop doesnt know what a tranny is
Gay Nigga EditionQOTT: Are you a gay nigga?PREVIOUS: >>42310994
>>42316624thank you *crying* i was so scared of where i would end up… i like it here in your arms though…
rping with rickgrim...
>>42316643What if I need it later though
>>42316652sorry you weren’t first to the butterfly net anon maybe next time you will be quicker
>>42316645Shhh shhh, it's okay princess love petal. Daddy's got you now. *I tuck you in my flannel shirt pocket* I hope you're warm in cozy in daddy's shirt my lil petal <3. *nuzzles your petal face with my man finger*
Trans women are men, thus, they cannot have a body like this.
>>42316377>typicallyyeah cais have female characteristics, but they still have some male ones too from their chromosomes>>42316319she's just well nourished
Only midwits point to chromosomes. It's the prepackaged bio-essentialist take you 100% got from some youtuber somewhere. I'd at least respect you a bit more if you brought up gametes but i doubt you're out of highschool yet
>>42316530chromosomes are what create the blueprint for gametes to even exist, they are the precursor, the elemental codealso, if you say gametes, trannies will just go "but i don't make gametes" because at heart transgenderism it the conflation of castration/loss of gamete production with become the opposite sex
>>42316549cute
>>42316549This XY chromosome person seems like a woman to me.Although also I don't think most mtfs are like this person.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5HzbTpVjNE
every aspect of maleness is wholly acceptable for all
>>42315788dugongs
>>42313417Most apes and monkeys. Canines
>>42313145i kinda wish i was a teenage girl in a changing room with "male-sexed people"
>>42315896ICE needs 2 deport u
every aspect of transgenderism is jewish
Hey guys. I just see a lot of people online who are bitter about being a virgin/not having a partner. In my case I think it may be because of my relationship to solo-sex/AGP and porn. I have kissed a few girls and have had opportunities to have girlfriends and sex but for whatever reason, I never pursued those paths. I guess I never really felt worthy of having a partner or love, always thinking I need to become better than I am before I am loveable as a person. I am not bitter about my situation and I don't hate the world or anyone because of it. AGP is annoying but not interfering with my life in any meaningful way outside of sexuality and arousal, no dysphoria, no HRT, no crossdressing, no IRL-activities related to it - I am still just a guy with a fetish. Sometimes some lingering feelings similar to "homesickness", a wistfulness, to be a graceful, serene, kind woman is there but no strong emotions. I also "know" that for me personally it's only the sexual kink spilling over into identity, because AGP can be insidious. Also, im oldge (30) and probably a decent looking man so I don't hate my body, even if my brain thinks a female form would probably be preferable. I just wanted to share with you guys, that there are people like me out there too. Not everyone becomes hateful because they haven't been loved and neither do you :)
>>42313259Well, isn't Agp a paraphilia?
>>42307550you doing asexual, me too. I'm a tranny but I don't feel the need to actually have sex with people to be happy at all. Feels like a blessing desu watching all the people, straight and queer, who are legit depressed and suicidal over not having sex.
>>42313320According to literally one guy in the late 70s yes. But that and guy said AGPs need to transition to be happy. So if you don't need to transition its probably just a fetish.
>>42313320most animals are capable of complex thoughts and behaviors, why cant we as humans? why should it just be paraphilia? i'd say its an oversimplification of things.
>>42313432I don't think I am really asexual though, or I wouldn't have the needed to masturbate or get off on my own I think. Getting of on my own makes me sad after because there is no connection in it of course, but it's not like people can freely choose their sexual needs.
i miss having sex it’s been a whole fucking month my chest feels so hollow i wish this guy i was seeing didn’t dump me i miss his warmth i dreamt that we fucked i could hook up with a stranger if i wanted but i can’t act casual like that he thinks i got too attached too fast and doesn’t feel the same about me i don’t know how to be friends or date like a normal person because i’m either a mega autist or my parents fucked me up really bad if i become close friends with someone i’ll unconsciously start thinking about fucking them as the next step in the relationship even though logically i know not every friendship leads to dating and that dating and having sex are not the same thing but to me they are i wish sex didn’t exist i wish sex actually worked i rarely orgasm anyway i tried weed once with an ex-girlfriend but it was so shitty that we didn’t even get high and we broke up because she was a schizo doomer bitterhon i was going to say something that began with “i wish i was…” but actually i wish i wasn’t i just wish i wasn’t real i don’t even want to die i just want to turn this fucking thing off i don’t feel anything i wish i could stop i wish everyone could stop i wish i had someone i wish i wasn’t so alone i wish i had someone to stick some needles in my skin burn me with cigarettes electrocute me anything i want to feel pain i want to feel alive i can’t take it anymore i can’t keep on not existing why do i feel like i only exist when others perceive me why do others perceive me so rarely it’s like even when they’re “perceiving” “me” they’re just looking at i don’t fucking know something else entirely like a ghost maybe or some bullshit like that like if a curtain was draped over me at all times and people could only make out the outline but they think that outline is the real me and i’m too scared to take that curtain off because i feel (no, i know) that it will make them hate me
>it’s been a whole fucking month
>>42313915Indeed. I am a cis m who has never had sex, my human rights are being denied. And people wonder why people are rising up.
>>42313829but nona, you’re not real
>>42315961>be me, boy who likes wearing dresses>decide to lose virginity>download grindr>find another boy who likes wearing dresses>we meet up and take turns fucking each other>mission accomplishedtry harder nigga
You know the format.Include your tag.This thread is for making friends, and is not a general discussion thread.
>>422857You seem interesting, contact?
>>42269347spessman spotted...
>>42298754Hi
>>42316536YOU FOOL!
>>42308385you're a German man hello>>42308400no that's hot >>42308515drooling rn...>>42310237yeah you're a German man
this is probably gonna die but eh. bi ftms welcome tooQOTT: will you volcel or will you run the risk of dating a guy and having him turn out to be straight?
>>42304985>QOTTNeither, I'm not looking for anything serious so their orientation doesn't particularly matter (in theory at least, I've never actually slept with a cis man)
>>42314839and with a trans guy?? was it easier to find a pooner to fuck?
>>42304985>qottonly cis guy ive ever dated and am currently dating is seemingly straight (has a history of dating pooners but that fact alone hints at him possibly not being bisexual), so ill let you guess.
>>42316212oof. that sounds very concerning. although if he supports and encourages you to be masculine and have surgeries then maybe its fine. i dont know
>>42313710do cis men even want to be a pooners bitch?
If illegal immigrants can be summarily deported by shady paramilitary forces would it be THAT big a stretch to deport trannies as well? Use the same surveillance data, go door to door, ideally I would put them on a slow boat to Africa, but I will humbly take sending troons to Mexico or anywhere where they are not threatening our freedom to be proud White Americans.
>>42314595Are they illegal immigrant trannies?If not, it won't be possible.
>>42314600>won't be possiblejust declare trannies enemies of the stateI mean, they are, they are seditious insurrectionists who would happily replace our world with gender sharia where pronouns are mandatory and YOU get deported for "misgendering".
based
>>42314614imagine thinking i give enough of a shit about your cum covered ass to deport you for calling me he
>>42316259cum covered ass?
I don’t speak to any of my family members who voted for Trump anymore. I hope you all did the same.
>>42314662No instead this is what ICE wastes their time on:In a town only a few hours from me with an incredibly low crime rate and a 37% immigrant population (the rest is white), ice raided a laundry mat and had everyone in it running out of it like a bomb went off regardless if they were white or not. They picked up a 17 year old US citizen doing laundry because he looked Hispanic and sent his family canvasing the street looking for him and calling anyone they could to find out where he is. They still don't know. A bakery and other businesses next door are having to put up "no ICE allowed" signs in hopes it doesn't drive away all their customers because the whole town is terrified goons with guns are just going to run into random public spaces now. https://morristowngreen.com/2026/01/11/will-they-be-coming-back-sunday-morning-ice-raid-sparks-anxiety-in-morristowns-latino-community/I doubt any of the people they picked up were actually deportable or worth deporting.
>>42314303do you believe in the constitution and the principles our founding fathers built this country on?
>>42312676How dare you vote for jewish pedo oligarch A instead of my jewish pedo oligarch B!!!!! Fucking nazi!
>>42314054I think you should touch grass and get off xitter. This is what like terminal brainrot looks like.
>>42315870Fuck you got me. Guess I'm a Nazi Jew now. I'll wear that one along with mysogynist gender equalist, and faggot straight incel.
Should I just end it now
>>42311493
>>42314202It seems Jannie has whisked you away to his private room, keep your innocence safe in there young one, or you'll never get the cheeto dust out
>>42311342sometimes i wonder why i’d ever look into a thread like this knowing exactly what i’m going to find and exactly how it’s gonna make me feel
>>42313283>even trannies like that are cutting themselves?it's a messed up world
>>42311493you're as pathetic as op. actually, slightly more pathetic
MTFG: Make a thread you lazy troons editionQOTT: What are you doing for this weekend? January blues setting in?
>>42316216Ok I'm old got ithttps://youtu.be/TneMW2fd0dc
>>42302681I watched the new Avatar movie, it was okayish
>realized its been like 7-8 years since i started hrt >literally nothing has changed about my life besides the clothes i wear while i stay at home I did lose my job last year, but that was unrelated and would've happened regardless
i applied for a a christian owned buisness certification from sba in the state my company is registered. i can also get minority owned, black owned, and women owned certification status.
i see girls post here about how if you just get on the right diet anal is clean, but what diet is that actually? ive looked online and its not super clear to me. do i need to just go vegan/pescatarian? if i paint trade i will kill myself from embarrassment so this is life and death
>>42316391i feed my anus coconut oil. i dont think it needs much else
>>42316391i can only speak from personal experience, but the way ive always stayed clean (sort of poop like a deer if thats not tmi) has more to do with bacterial health than purely diet (obvi too much fat (has 2 be a lot) will cause issues)greek yogurt for multiple meals a day. fresh fruit and granola to add to it. u dont even have to keep this diet, just get that bacteria into your stomach
>>42316391eat healthy, get enough vegetables and fiber, and drink enough water, that's basically it
>>42316391laxatives and prune juice
>>42316391I cut down sugar intake, increased fiber intake, and added more foods that contain probiotics (like yogurts). Unfortunately, I have some undiagnosed GI stuff going on, so I usually end up taking an imodium after my morning shit, and at that point douching takes 3-5 minutes and I'm good for hours after that.
>be me 17 mtf>meet nice guy in video game club at school>get super friendly>graduate>ffw 5 years>want to try dxm and remember he was very knowledgeable about drugs (recreational and medical)>hit up old friend>she’s trans now and super touch starved>after talking about drugs and mental health (mine mosty) for a few days we somehow agree to being sex buddies>erp while touching myself>she’s coming back to her place in a few days after being gone for the holidayswe’re meeting up soon and desu this feels wrong since i have a very loving boyfriend but since he and i live so far away its really hard to not be able to meet but i already told him about this friend and i and he’s fine with it. the only reason i agreed to being sex buddies is because im so touch starved and havent had sex since last august and i feel like if i dont do anything about it im just gonna rope. what are your thoughts on this tttt?
>>42316422Tldr and don't careAlso you posted porn on a sfw site. Kys. And sage.
>>42316433I'm not the op you fucking retard literally four lines down it says fast forward 5 yearsIn the time it took you to make a fucking comment you could have figured that out
>>42316283ugh need long lost tranny friend to suck off while grabbing her tits
>>42316451OP pic is porn. Now never reply to me again you disgusting white knight
>>42316459Guess what retard you didn't mention op pic here >>42316415 so whatever you managed to come up after that is irrelevant and you sound dumb
