>Your long time friend invites you over for a slumber party>Sounds a bit childish but she's a good friend so you accept>Going well, although she makes you wear her spare overly feminine night gown>You chat, gossip and drink a little>She is a bit tipsy>She whispers into your ear:>"Do you know what a strap-on is? Want to find out? I just bought one..."How would you respond without sounding mad?
>>42309505this was me about a week ago
>>42309505"not now I'm tired"
>>42309505>"meow"
>>42309505>… I have IBS and it’s … uhh triggered by stress>she looks confused, puzzled and then like a slap to the face the smell arises>putrid and foul, you clench your cheeks tightly>sadly due to your twinkish body your glutes are no match for the flood that has been brewing in your small intestine>the rumble of your stomach echoes like thunder and she tries to shuffle >the pain and worry on your face is clear for her to see, she responds in terror and disgust as the bed gets warmer>her sheer night gown now clings to your bottom, it’s forever ruined>you ruined everything >she’s trying not to vomit as you try shuffling to the bathroom>choking out the words “I’m soo sorry, please don’t be upset…” heavy with tears of embarrassment and shame>”anon!!!” She cries>only for you to realize what you’ve left, a trail of misery staining her white bed linen and carpet>she covers her mouth, holding back regurgitated liquor>you done it anon, you’ve ruined the eveningComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42309505>start blushing>begin shaking uncontrollably>stutter my words>completely fucking fall apart
>tfw exhibitionist kink w bottom dysphoriai just wanna be caught/forced naked and embarrassed but i'll just feel like a pervert man cause i still have a pen15
>>42315943invert penor. surgically or with cage. problem solve
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>>42316376U
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Gay Nigga EditionQOTT: Are you a gay nigga?PREVIOUS: >>42310994
whippets are very good they're like one of the dog breeds im not scared off like look at this guy he's so squingly
>>42317141naur i get it i used to get drunk half naked outside in the winter too. remember? were the same. let that shit run its course girl
>>42317158here's hopin!
know what. i love my cone tits.
>>42317186cone tits are a thing of beauty
every aspect of maleness is wholly acceptable for all
>>42315788dugongs
>>42313417Most apes and monkeys. Canines
>>42313145i kinda wish i was a teenage girl in a changing room with "male-sexed people"
>>42315896ICE needs 2 deport u
every aspect of transgenderism is jewish
Hey guys. I just see a lot of people online who are bitter about being a virgin/not having a partner. In my case I think it may be because of my relationship to solo-sex/AGP and porn. I have kissed a few girls and have had opportunities to have girlfriends and sex but for whatever reason, I never pursued those paths. I guess I never really felt worthy of having a partner or love, always thinking I need to become better than I am before I am loveable as a person. I am not bitter about my situation and I don't hate the world or anyone because of it. AGP is annoying but not interfering with my life in any meaningful way outside of sexuality and arousal, no dysphoria, no HRT, no crossdressing, no IRL-activities related to it - I am still just a guy with a fetish. Sometimes some lingering feelings similar to "homesickness", a wistfulness, to be a graceful, serene, kind woman is there but no strong emotions. I also "know" that for me personally it's only the sexual kink spilling over into identity, because AGP can be insidious. Also, im oldge (30) and probably a decent looking man so I don't hate my body, even if my brain thinks a female form would probably be preferable. I just wanted to share with you guys, that there are people like me out there too. Not everyone becomes hateful because they haven't been loved and neither do you :)
>>42313259Well, isn't Agp a paraphilia?
>>42307550you doing asexual, me too. I'm a tranny but I don't feel the need to actually have sex with people to be happy at all. Feels like a blessing desu watching all the people, straight and queer, who are legit depressed and suicidal over not having sex.
>>42313320According to literally one guy in the late 70s yes. But that and guy said AGPs need to transition to be happy. So if you don't need to transition its probably just a fetish.
>>42313320most animals are capable of complex thoughts and behaviors, why cant we as humans? why should it just be paraphilia? i'd say its an oversimplification of things.
>>42313432I don't think I am really asexual though, or I wouldn't have the needed to masturbate or get off on my own I think. Getting of on my own makes me sad after because there is no connection in it of course, but it's not like people can freely choose their sexual needs.
this is probably gonna die but eh. bi ftms welcome tooQOTT: will you volcel or will you run the risk of dating a guy and having him turn out to be straight?
>>42304985>QOTTNeither, I'm not looking for anything serious so their orientation doesn't particularly matter (in theory at least, I've never actually slept with a cis man)
>>42314839and with a trans guy?? was it easier to find a pooner to fuck?
>>42304985>qottonly cis guy ive ever dated and am currently dating is seemingly straight (has a history of dating pooners but that fact alone hints at him possibly not being bisexual), so ill let you guess.
>>42316212oof. that sounds very concerning. although if he supports and encourages you to be masculine and have surgeries then maybe its fine. i dont know
>>42313710do cis men even want to be a pooners bitch?
If illegal immigrants can be summarily deported by shady paramilitary forces would it be THAT big a stretch to deport trannies as well? Use the same surveillance data, go door to door, ideally I would put them on a slow boat to Africa, but I will humbly take sending troons to Mexico or anywhere where they are not threatening our freedom to be proud White Americans.
>>42314595Are they illegal immigrant trannies?If not, it won't be possible.
>>42314600>won't be possiblejust declare trannies enemies of the stateI mean, they are, they are seditious insurrectionists who would happily replace our world with gender sharia where pronouns are mandatory and YOU get deported for "misgendering".
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>>42314614imagine thinking i give enough of a shit about your cum covered ass to deport you for calling me he
>>42316259cum covered ass?
I don’t speak to any of my family members who voted for Trump anymore. I hope you all did the same.
>>42314662No instead this is what ICE wastes their time on:In a town only a few hours from me with an incredibly low crime rate and a 37% immigrant population (the rest is white), ice raided a laundry mat and had everyone in it running out of it like a bomb went off regardless if they were white or not. They picked up a 17 year old US citizen doing laundry because he looked Hispanic and sent his family canvasing the street looking for him and calling anyone they could to find out where he is. They still don't know. A bakery and other businesses next door are having to put up "no ICE allowed" signs in hopes it doesn't drive away all their customers because the whole town is terrified goons with guns are just going to run into random public spaces now. https://morristowngreen.com/2026/01/11/will-they-be-coming-back-sunday-morning-ice-raid-sparks-anxiety-in-morristowns-latino-community/I doubt any of the people they picked up were actually deportable or worth deporting.
>>42314303do you believe in the constitution and the principles our founding fathers built this country on?
>>42312676How dare you vote for jewish pedo oligarch A instead of my jewish pedo oligarch B!!!!! Fucking nazi!
>>42314054I think you should touch grass and get off xitter. This is what like terminal brainrot looks like.
>>42315870Fuck you got me. Guess I'm a Nazi Jew now. I'll wear that one along with mysogynist gender equalist, and faggot straight incel.
i see girls post here about how if you just get on the right diet anal is clean, but what diet is that actually? ive looked online and its not super clear to me. do i need to just go vegan/pescatarian? if i paint trade i will kill myself from embarrassment so this is life and death
>>42316391i feed my anus coconut oil. i dont think it needs much else
>>42316391i can only speak from personal experience, but the way ive always stayed clean (sort of poop like a deer if thats not tmi) has more to do with bacterial health than purely diet (obvi too much fat (has 2 be a lot) will cause issues)greek yogurt for multiple meals a day. fresh fruit and granola to add to it. u dont even have to keep this diet, just get that bacteria into your stomach
>>42316391eat healthy, get enough vegetables and fiber, and drink enough water, that's basically it
>>42316391laxatives and prune juice
>>42316391I cut down sugar intake, increased fiber intake, and added more foods that contain probiotics (like yogurts). Unfortunately, I have some undiagnosed GI stuff going on, so I usually end up taking an imodium after my morning shit, and at that point douching takes 3-5 minutes and I'm good for hours after that.
>be me 17 mtf>meet nice guy in video game club at school>get super friendly>graduate>ffw 5 years>want to try dxm and remember he was very knowledgeable about drugs (recreational and medical)>hit up old friend>she’s trans now and super touch starved>after talking about drugs and mental health (mine mosty) for a few days we somehow agree to being sex buddies>erp while touching myself>she’s coming back to her place in a few days after being gone for the holidayswe’re meeting up soon and desu this feels wrong since i have a very loving boyfriend but since he and i live so far away its really hard to not be able to meet but i already told him about this friend and i and he’s fine with it. the only reason i agreed to being sex buddies is because im so touch starved and havent had sex since last august and i feel like if i dont do anything about it im just gonna rope. what are your thoughts on this tttt?
>>42316422Tldr and don't careAlso you posted porn on a sfw site. Kys. And sage.
>>42316433I'm not the op you fucking retard literally four lines down it says fast forward 5 yearsIn the time it took you to make a fucking comment you could have figured that out
>>42316283ugh need long lost tranny friend to suck off while grabbing her tits
>>42316451OP pic is porn. Now never reply to me again you disgusting white knight
>>42316459Guess what retard you didn't mention op pic here >>42316415 so whatever you managed to come up after that is irrelevant and you sound dumb
mine is theyfabs
>>42316261Grown men wearing diapers pretending to be female babies. The bapies
>>42316303also not lgbt?
>>42316314You say not lgbt, yet this entire board is just retards like this. And all the actual gays already migrated to /int/
>>42316314They're trannies. One of the mods called himself Diapy Bapy Sophie because he wore a diaper and liked female babies. He was a tripfag.
>>42316261so they want to dress like a girl but they dont want any secondary sex characteristics.
New years new twinks editionQuestion of the day: What are your new years resolutions?>FAQ>What is a femboy? What is a twink?A femboy is a male that pursues a feminine appearance for himself whilst still identifying as male. A twink is a male with a slender figure and a youthful appearance, usually with little body/ facial hair>Are femboys trans?The majority of femboys are cisgendered. Femboy is not a 'stepping stone' to trans, it is a stand alone identity.>Can trans post here?Trans people are welcome to post in /fbg/ and identify as trans twink/femboy if they want, but this is not a trans thread. Posts should not be about 'transitioning' and discussion of hormone usage should be restricted to skincare applications.>Can twunks and otters post here?Yes>I'm not twink or femboy but I am an enjoyer of them, can I post here too?YesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42307926youre so pretty. you look 21. 10/10 would marry
>>42307926i love how you have half the thread insisting you look 20 and the other half insisting you look 30.you've created quite the controversy anon.
>>42316247hes samefagging calling himself younglook how hes seething replying to every post that says he looks 30 its very obvious
>>42316320to me he looks like a cross between a early 20s male and a late 30s butch lesbian.
>>42316320you're rightthe only person that would care about people calling him old is himself. lmfao what a schizo samefagging that many times
I'm 2 months hrt so far and I've start feel something that I can only describe as "tingles" in my lower half everytime I get excited/flirted/complimented in a flirty way. It's a bit hard to describe exactly but it's kinda the same sensation that I've felt when riding roller-coasters.How normal is this?
>>42315638One guy just started following me on Twitter and stalking me and another just kinda did the same and is showering with steam games
>>42315653wtf i want a chaser to do this
unrelated but does prog accentuate this feeling? i love it
>>42315698yes
>>42315473Im not sure this is actually an effect of hrt though. I had that feeling long before i started hrt. Its genuinely annoying because it feels like a weakness, it also makes your knees weak when it happens i noticed.. it usually only happens when im treated roughly xD
I was play wrestling with my bf and he kneed me in the balls and it hurtHow do I get back at him for this? I'm thinking of tickle torturing him at night right after he sleeps in a couple hours
>>42311693knee him in the balls
>>42311693knee him back in the balls, retard
>>42311693Turn the other cheek
>>42311693Suck his cock while you cry
>>42311693have your balls removed so you're immune to that tactic in future
