Qott: Are you well-read?Previous thread>>36591734
tfw no literary twink bf (on hrt or not)
Asians should only be with white twinks
>>36594018Tfw my fat BF is still alive and kicking. Going to practice Andras sigil today I swear. Need to sign that blood pact already.Should I post the blood sigil here once I draw it ?
>>36594038https://files.catbox.moe/9yxf4u.webmSuck the man cock.
>asshole tattoothots, opinionshttps://is2.4chan.org/hm/1718947350566361.jpg
>>36594051Asian muscle bottom x white twink top is s tier
>>36594067pov: you are haribo
>>365940792nd attempthttps://i.4cdn.org/hm/1718947350566361.jpg
>>36594079interesting at a glance but not long term, the metal is turn off though
>>36594018>qottNot my judgement to make, but so far this year I've read 15 books
>>36594067nah I'm on a stroll in public and it would be against my social contract to open such an image on the risk of a fellow civilian witnessing that which they may not wish to see
>>36594126And I'm halfway through another one
>>36594120ew
>>36594137That makes it all the more exciting, no?
>>36594149yer mum when she sees ye every mornin’
where is bon iver now
>>36594176mayb hes about 2 drop mbdtf 2 & save kanyes presidential bid
idgihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfjQQbgqfSc
Honest opinions?https://thisvid.com/videos/chained-up-and-throat-fucked/
>>36594167the only laws I break are those concerning illicit substances & piracy & the laws of the road
>>36594231
>>36594236And being mentally ill without a liocence.
>>36594236Porn isn't illegal (yet).
>>36594289I'd deem it uncouth to peruse publicly
You ever scroll an OF gay twitter and see all those endless hornyposts and think what kind of men he is in real life? Like he may be literally sobbing and crying and cutting himself while posting how he wants you to cum in his hole
>>36594329He probably doesn't know who you are.
>>36594354>he
>>36594329i like the ones where they post a picture of their dick all "come smell these SWEATY NUTS that haven't been washed in FIVE DAYS" and you know damn well he is perfectly clean and just talking shit
>>>/hm/2634179If I never make my boyfriend enjoy himself like this in bed I'm retiring from bussy
>>36594018I haven't read a book since high school sis.
>>36594381you're saying that like you haven't done it already
>>36594381
just strolled past a thinknoticed my gait became subtly gayer then reverted once he'd passedwtf?
>>36594436Twink top x Bisexual bottom the letters even match.
>>36594448twink top huh
>>36594485Most twinks are tops.
>>36594381>Faggot makes a fakeass ahegao omg yes daddy face one inch in>"WoW HE's EnJOyING iT!>Meanwhile not even a smallest drop of precum from the boottom's barely hard dickGays are retarded
>>36594499facts
>>36594498you're lying but it's a nice enough thoughtVers is better tho
>>36594499I don’t get how they could enjoy it without touching their dick at all. I have to at least be firmly holding my cock.
Who's going to the library this weekend?
I'm terrifeid. Ive never made a secret of the fact that I believe the best way to learn cooking is from fat black women on youtube. But they have all stopped uploading and Im worried their unbelievably indulgent cooking gave them health issues. No one can teach cooking like fat black women on youtube. Unlike yt pipo they get to the point fast.https://www.youtube.com/@chriscook4u2/videoshttps://www.youtube.com/@cookingwithladyt9052/videoshttps://www.youtube.com/@SoulfulT/videosRIPhttps://www.youtube.com/@AuntieFee/videos
>>36594539then you start jerking off and come quicker. sometimes it's more fun to enjoy the ride
i study policy law in uni x
>>36594545The only reason to go to the library is to 3D print things. So, only freaks.
I'm losing motivation again. I just can't get good at anything. Tired of this 'it's your mindset' nonsense. I have literally never seen someone in my state or condition better themselves or achieve what they've desired. I'm beginning to believe this is genuinely my fate. It's not my fault, in the sense that I could not have chosen otherwise, as I'm simply acting within my nature. Within the same manner someone within my genetics, circumstance, and life would do. All I can so is do my best to fulfill my duty. If it isn't enough, so be it. Not everyone can be a winner. It is my fate. At the very least, people report death being quite peaceful.
>>36594089are there any examples of this?
>>36594126>but so far this year I've read 15 bookswhat are some you'd recommend
>>36594558Listen to 3-5 good pop songs and you'll feel better
>>36594616Bluey: Grannies and other Stories was slappington.
>>36594559Only in my wildest dreams (i'm the white twink top)
>>36594545I can't borrow books, I have contamination ocd so it's kindle for me
>>36594621Give me some.
>>36594625thanks pedo-kun i'll make sure to check it out for sure (lie)
anyway uhh where was i i kinda forgot where I got to with the whole sexuality thing
>>36594551But if you stop jerking it no longer feels good.
Stop the talking babyOr I start walking baby
>>36594652Yesterday you mentioned that you were a straight man of his way to the bigen after you realized the homosexual relationship is not for you.
Just told the guy I liked about how I feel about him
>>36594712you're too nice for him he won't want you
>>36594665some people get pleasure from anal stimulation i guess
>2019: meet perfect qt online, we quickly kinda e-date>2022: discord e-bf suddenly ghosts me>2024: he still doesn't reply to my messages...h-he will come back soon, right?? I miss him so much ;____;
>>36594712and...
In the heart of despair Blu stand,More than just flesh, a soul, not a prop,Big black cock bares.
>>36594733Sounds like me, but I never got particularly close to anyone.
Thoughts on your bf sharing every intimate detail of your sex life with all his friends?
>>36594739>Thats sweet to know ofc we can stay friends i would be mean abt anything>And its ok you can tell me anything so dw>I’m not sure on how i feel but i guess in timeI said if we can still be friends if he doesn't like me like that
>>36594787hes going to stay friends with you
>>36594721I think they are all faking.
>tank got friendzoned againLmao
>>36594787oof, this is a gay person?
>>36594826yeah :(
>>36594804nah, i like having my ass played with
>>36594822tanksisters it's over our boy is really dying a virgin
>>36594847it's been over from the startHe's just delta lite
holy shit i wish i had a bf to gay sex me right now
>>36594847What does he look like?
that empty feeling of my hole all stretched-out makes me want to be filled with dick again. after two or three rounds my hole's gaped, yet i'm still horny for more. i can't get enough cock, each day my hunger grows more and more. i'm afraid of what i might become
>>36594836time to move on
Why does nobody want me?
>>36594867like an npc
>>36594703yeah im kinda passed the fixation nowbut still herehm
>>36594836well that's a no. just forget him>>36594862>He's just delta litei don't think that's a fair comparison
how do I cope with my side profile just being downright brutal? I am cute and pretty from the front, but I look like a weird retard from the side. It's very demoralizing and i hate the idea that everyone sees me like that
>>36594889>>>/lgbt/passgen
>>36594889don't worry you're attractive to me through all stages of your transition
Tankanon has the worst life here, everything I hear about him is just depressing
>>36594884its an accurate comparison
>>36594837Must be a trans thing.
>>36594018who are they?
>>36594878As long as it's not incel phenotype, he should be good
>>36594953wild to think someone has jerked off over this
ooh i love twizzlers! i cant decide on whether i like red vines more tho
is gay sex actually nice or just too much of a hassle to be worth it? I'm scared of bottoming but I like the feeling of something in my ass. I came hands-free a few times (my record is like 5 minutes)
>>36594946Generic twink #1 and generic twink #2. You're welcome.
>tank: I love you>other: Your such a sweet friend
>>36594967Gay sex if great. Try a dildo first and if you graduate to real men have them go slow and use lots of lube.
>>36594960I don't think anyone has ever jerked to jack.
>>36594965twizzlers are shit
all i want is a big fat cock to ride. it's not complicated
I'm a 27yo autistic virgin who isn't 100% sure that I'm gayUnfortunately I live in an area with few out gay guys and I feel like I'm just too inexperienced to match up with a guy my age.
>>36595008trip on bishit
>>36595008Gays aren’t on the same experience scale as straight people. Start whenever.
>>36594881Exactly. Why?
>>36595057i don't know!
>>36594967>>>/lgbt/bigen
You guys make gayness sound so complicated. Nowhere in history was it mean to be a full time pursuit. Just a situational fling. Im convinced gay identity is more about disinterest in females than interest in males. I still say gay identity is to sex what fat pride is to snacking.And I don't know why a rational person would think even gays relate to men the same way at 20 as 28. It just doesn't make sense to think more experience with men, sexual or not, wouldn't change your ideas and interest level.That seems to be the crux of all the problems. You take a youthful whim and drag it on forever. You can disagree, but the alternative would explain a lot of problems. I'm not saying you absolutely have to find a woman sooner than later. But at least be clear eyed about what you're signing up for when you decide this is how you want to spend life.You'd think you'd have seen enough boomer gays to see its a cautionary tale. Idk why you would see so many and assume you will be an exception somehow. Thats just bad math.Ok I'll shut up now. I just don't understand all the mental gymnastics I read where people get so frustrated just because they wont accept the rational explanations in front of them. This whole "I can't' mentality. I just dgi. If its that difficult, maybe its just not for you or a good fit. Nowhere in history do you see gays having all these lifestyle complaints.
>>36595094trip on, bitch
i don't read paragraphs, i skip it and wait for interesting posts instead
did anyone else play netball as a kid
>Ok I'll shut up now.if only
>>36595137no. did they make you wear a skirt to play
>>36595137no that was a girls' sport
>>36594968funny but i’m actually curious
I have to much meat thawing for one person and eating cottage cheese.I feel things like this are clues I am doing it wrong somehow. God help me if I ever had a feeder bf. No interest in sex, just timely meals.I almost fucked up and coulda married an Italian girl. I'd be 400 pounds by now.
>>36595143no just a bib. why a skirt? i think some other dudes played it>>36595149wrong
>>36595140Honestly Id rather you watch the cooking videos than read my blog posts anyways. Not that most have the attention span for either.
we love guns!
I thought I came here for nostalgia. But no one talked like this when I was younger. Then I thought maybe it was because I liked to hear what young people think about. No offense, but there doesn't seem to be a lot of thought. Just trip stalking. I guess I long for when gays didn't normalize thinking like women.
how many of you gays have anal sphincter issues? be honest
>>36595228not gay but i do have an area of hole that can get tender at times lol
>>36595094>just be straight Great, thanks.
>>36595166skirts are part of every netball uniform i've ever seen. never seen a male netball player
>go outside>see cute gay twink>day ruined In your cunt?
>>36595243what are you doing to your hole to cause this
>>36595213What would gays who don’t think like women talk about?
>>36594864Same fren... How did the family gathering go?
>>36595255well this was when i was like 8 years old or somethingi even had a warmup skip named after me cause id do it in a jokey way>>36595264probably previous dildo experiencenone in years tho
>>36595286ruining your hole before you even have sex, do bottoms really?
>>36595306lol its not a major issue, as long as my fibre intake is good & i dont wipe with sandpaper its fine& if it was an issue well there are other ways to have sex yknow
rare gays put yo hands up in the air like i drink to that!
where is mascbot
it's crystal clear
>>36595309Burroughs was married to women and considered himself bisexual (a coward).
>>36595319>there are other ways to have sexare there? because you couldn't even control your anal urges enough to not stuff a huge dong up yourself. the cocklust is undeniable
I like football and ww2 and I read books unlike you other gays who twerk eat hot chip and lie. Pick me pick me pick me I’m so juli-I meant so masc and trad and rational
>>36595365lol again not in years, and that was just to see if i was into ithaven't had the urge in a long while
>>36595372Do you or have you ever played football or been to war?
He's literally me
she was right! it isnt easy being mean
>>36595402idek what being mean is
Do you swallow cum?
>>36595268Just regular chit chat. I don't remember all the anxiety people seem to have now about gayness. Idt think it was the big deal then that agendists portray it as. I mean you had looneys that obsessed on it but they weren't the norm.>PalaniukI only know about the movie. It did seem to strike a chord you don't really hear about much anymore. Maybe it was considered to 'toxic' or something, which is a shame. It was a legitimate angst of the time. Idk even if guys think like that anymore. I see edgy alt type tangents but they seem distorted somehow. Its like guys feel the pressure but the majority don't seem to seek a solution. Which is worrisome; it doesn't get easier with time.
>>36595309>>36595451
bit of weed & a shower
>>36595394I did two tours in the Gulf of Floptropica and I've handled several balls
>>36595451They “anxiety” people have about gayness comes from backwards religious nations using gays as a weapons against free nations. No one actually cares.
>>36595533Yeah that’s what I thought. Now kiss me.
>>36595246I think thats the wrong way to frame it. I know a lot of people see it that way. They misunderstand the role of sex and since there are two genders, they see gay as the opposite of straight, and vice versa. I would retire those ideas; they seem like a misguided trap.There is also the danger of taking the mgtow philosophy and making that an identity also. I think that too is unhelpful. They both relate to sex as identity and I just dont think that is helpful.Its like when people talk about 'conversion to straight'. Again, I think it misses the point.What we are really talking about isnt an identity or orientation based on the emotions one gets from physical intimacy, but a direction in life. The idea of 'converting' is focused on sex for some moral argument and I think it misses the point.In fact, I would say straights could use some 'conversion' too because every generation is seeing more incels and men struggling with intimacy as a part of life. So you end up with this chimera of asexual hedonits. The outdated term for this was simply 'wankers'.So it becomes a question of what emphasis that desire for intimacy plays in your life, male or female. One problem is the straight lifestyle today is at least as fraught with as many problems once singularly attributed to an exclusive homosexual one. The religious types went about their argument all wrong. They were demonizing a vice as a political agenda and lost credibility because they weren't successfully selling their own alternative.The way I see it, gay or straight, the goal is assessing which serves your needs the best, and evaluating what those needs are. Historically, the process of age was reinforced with building family. But I cant tell gays or straights to just do it when the deck is so stacked against it for both. Straights used to dodge all the risk by just humbling standards and institutionalizing marriage as a youth ritual; what you got was what you got, but everyone was in the game.
>>36595538No, in reference to the movie, I meant anxiety about starting life as a young male seeking direction, a point, generally.
>>36595572Ok but you viewing gay as a part time hobby and temporary veering from life’s path is bullshit bisexual nonsense. There’s no reason a gay couple can’t have a happier more fulfilling life than a straight couple. Which you kind of said in your post.
TOTALKAMALAVICTORY
What does it feel like to be good at something? I couldn't tell you. I have nothing to offer to this damn world, so why have I been brought into it other than via cosmic inconvenience and chance?
>>36595402i miss cersei
Trump is kidna sex. not his looks so much of course but his charisma.
bit more weed than usual. some hallucinogenic effects
I just think you’re fat
>>36595624you are stupid if you think the country that went full fascist because people dared to elect a black man as president would allow a black woman to be president
>>36595572So if economics and culture are making the idea of starting a family as hard as possible, then what are young men to do? They look at gender chaos and naturally get repulsed into straight misogyny or gay misogyny and they both have legitimate points. Thats why I dont insist anyone go out and make life miserable in pursuit of the historic solution, a family. Its just not realistic and pretending it is would (and does) drive men mad, gay or straight.So what are they to do when hook up apps arent providing any stability, when the object of their intimate desires wont settle for monogamy, male or female? Theres no stability, so then what is the bloody point of either?I cant very well say a woman for family is a solution when the quality of women tends to be absolute shit and gay relationships have nothing to really bind them in tough times or simple boredom. Again, no stability, so whats the point. Wheres the plan? How tf are young men supposed to have a healthy plan when all the options are shit, regardless of whatever emotions they attach to sex.The only advice I can muster is to explore. Look for more in life. Everyone deserves better. I suggest people look for others with similar interests because that seems the best they can do, and somehow make it last. De-prioritize the role of sex or 'sexuality'. Ask what you are really getting for the time spent seeking intimacy.So its not that I am pushing 'a woman' as a solution, but rather something substantial to grow with. Maybe its a career, idk. But whatever they choose, either way, they have to go look for people who are playing the same game and not settle for less. Thats all I can really advise.
>>36595649post pubes
>>36595665phone is dead
>>36595630The best at being self pitying. See? It’s not so bad.
>>36595668lame
>>36595664>>36595651
>>36595664Youre making happiness and fulfillment way too complicated. Maybe you are just unhappy, like Blu.
>>36595653It's joever screencap this 4 sissy
Asian figure skating bf
>>36595735:)
>>36595623>There’s no reason a gay couple can’t have a happier more fulfilling life than a straight couple.Yes and no. Yes, because every culture (supposedly) has institutional reinforcement for straight couples IF they subscribe to that culture. If you are not seeking a family then there is really no point to heterosexuality. There just isnt. And thats what straight hedonists are slowly finding out. Plus, there are obstacles baked into to two males trying to make a life together that arent as pronounced in straight couples, but a lot of that has to do with commitment. Straights, for example, dont just accept the burden of marriage. It comes with a traditional host of shaming for misbehavior, theological shaming and legal financial penalties. Take that away and you have much the same problems gay couples do. Its not all nature; nature pushes the rational male to be selfish and promiscuous while females are left dependent on someone to fill the role of guardian and bread winner. Humans, mankind, arent so noble that they dont need all these guardrails to keep society moving ahead smoothely.But no, you're right: two males devoted to the prospect of mutual respect in good times and bad absolutely can have that too. The problem is they don't have an institutional culture of it backing them up, and why would we expect different from a politically defined lifestyle that commercializes vice at every level and refuses to dictate some basic standards.You're not wrong. But theres a lot to the picture.
Been hunting sissy in trumpgen searching for him in the chaos and bedlam to claim his head
This is cute but dangerous he needs a white man to hold him
>>>/fit/74744443Bishit soon.
hi owoi took an accidental nap ._.
>>36595758baka
Just so you know, I am absolutely reading all these essays
My foot is now iced. Idk wtf happened to it.
v high but what to do
>>36595787Post foot (sole side)
>>36595755You'll really do anything except exercises.
>>36595797I can't. too much pain.
>>36595795
>>36595787perfect footjob bf
>>36595719Well I do define happiness a bit differently than most. I see it as long term contentment, which seems absent from the plan young gays are sold in order to 'come out'. "Long term" being the operative term. Its easy to be thrilled or happy in a moment. But finding a plan that keeps delivering is harder, gay or straight.Most of all, I think happiness is not so much an emotion but freedom from the alternatives of despair, anger and fear. Or put more simply, peace. The proposition for peace through out life would then seem to be the ideal goal for a plan, so it has to endure. And I don't see it for two men being as likely, and much less likely for straights today than before. You can look at most straight marriages and visibly see that it takes some humility, and if the end-all be-all message for gays is pride, then naturally theres going to be some conflict. Today relationships are sold as something for the self with little sacrifice; naturally a rational man (or woman) is going to reject that if they dont understand the goal of a couple is some humility and sacrifice. Take away the things needed to make a long term relationship work, with or without family, and you have nothing. Which brings one back to the original question, whats the point. If its just sex, then its bound to run out sooner or later. Which is why I dont think making sex the biggest priority is a good plan for life. The gender is only as relevant as what shape they expect the relationship to take. It wasn't that long ago, old as I am, that the idea of imitating straight relationships was not only absurd but outright rejected. It was pushed on gay men from lesbians who insisted gay men were going to be an 'ally' in their equality campaign whether the men liked it or not, and any dissidents were silenced and erased.
>>36595839i dont have that much
>>36595817post pole then
Sorry for the textwalls. I forget how boring and tedious the topic can be sometimes. I guess its just for those having a thought on it.
In other news, check out this fine kitty I found. Its an unusual species of leopard. Just look at that fine fur pattern, gorgeous.
>>36595755You're hip to the frustration of the base? Cuz boy howdy we have a lot.
Hm
>>36595844Well according to you gays imitating straight relationships and mimicking their values is one of the only ways for them to be fulfilled so that’s pretty contradictory. Are you Boomer and do you look like this?
/hm/
>>36595902good idea but not rn
>>36595856https://files.catbox.moe/z2wn6a.jpg
By his own admission Blu isn't even gay.
>>36595910neat
>>36595910nice! we never get action shots
evens jerk offodds chill
>>36595952you have to post pics
>>36595910don't know why but i never feel satisfied unless i cum on myself
>>36595961nahh
>>36595976not cool
>>36595890>Are you Boomer and do you look like this?Not technically but its an honorary title I guess. I think most of the actual boomers are near dead.>imitating straight relationships and mimicking their values is one of the only ways for them to be fulfilled so that’s pretty contradictory.A fair interpretation. It goes back to defining 'gay' as a lifelong commitment. And as I said, I think two males have obstacles in trying to imitate the relationship goals of straights, so I can see how it would come off as 'bisexual' claptrap. I do feel two men can make it work, but I don't think it will take the shape congruent with the straight model of finding someone young. Most gay couples of some many years I see are ones that started late, not high school romances. They really have to walk the walk for it to work.So maybe such values arent really 'straight'; its just thats where it evolved from, the natural rules for making a couple work that are naturally as old as the species. But they are arent because its two genders, but that two people have to have the same commitment to each other, those values of respect and sacrifice. As I said, its not mans nature, men are selfish, which is why straights have to have tons of social reinforcement for it to work or you end up with the stereotype of 50 year old men on their fourth marriage and distant adult offspring.As Lynn Lavner put it: "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision."
>>36595989it is what it isnot sure what to watch
>>36595991>most of the actual boomers are near deadThe oldest boomers are in their late 70s, so just starting to die off. Many gays of that generation are dead though because of the HIV pandemic.
>>36595991The big baby boomer dieoff isn't expected for another 10-15 years. They're very old, but also the longest living generation in history by a fair margin.
>>36595991I don’t think men are selfish. Women are the selfish ones.
lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XO6O-bj5jw
>boomeranon just saying shit without having his facts straight>AGAIN
>>36596038dementia is a tragedy
I cant tell you how many times Ive watched this and still havent worked up the balls to try it. I never completely worked out a proper London Broil.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRg_lHtOWUo
penis is cool
>>36596055That looks like shit out of a butt.
>>36596035>>36596055I saw it.
vagina is alright
Need a zesty midwest ginger musclebottom boyfriend/sugar daddy (bottom)
>>36596024Well life expectancies are dropping so Im not optimistic lolTo be fair, nothing will be clearer evidence of the absence of a loving god until you find out how close to death sickness can bring you without actually killing you. I had a lot of old people in my family and would see how life ended for the sick ones. Even as a kid it terrified me. Years of "care". Just awful. I really dont subscribe to the idea of unnaturally extending life. Its no good for zoo animals so it cant be that great for humans either
>>36596090This does not exist.
>>36596055sis, you actually learned how to cook from videos like that? like unironically?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCzzlGcpll0
>>36596090hi
>>36596104If we join hands and pray
>>36594067cool vid
hello!
>>36596032Well its rational to be selfish. Thats what nature favors for survival. Women dont have that option unless its artificially produced. But its true, both end up miserable without family, and not everyone has that opportunity, thanks to the economy. No one wants to be in poverty.Theres a lot on right wing twitter about the misery of wine aunts being childless. Its true, but I dont think the men have figured out what being old and childless means either. Society does not treat old people without kids the same as those with adult children. If for no other reason than there is no one to be accountable to when someone screws them over like doctors, businesses etc.
Boomeranon wishes he was a woman so bad, it permeates all his posts.
>>36596113That's gay.>>36596128There's few vids out there with that POV.
>>36596151might go explore
>>36596065A certain former trip I am often associated with could tell you how I used to pull my hair out trying to figure out London Broil. I am still struggling with omelettes ffs. I make too much filling and they always fall apart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXfZ23-Mgwgin a denim mood
>>36596149No, one of my areas of study (not professionally) was obstetrics. Fuck that mess.
>>36596173This is something a lesbian would say to let you know she eats mad pussy.
>>36596157>A certain former trip I am often associated withcooper o_O?you should watch Julia Child's videos instead, they are great for beginners
>>36596170He’s adorable.
>>36596106I guess shes not wrong. I have a weird thing for cumin though.And yes, when I need help cooking I turn to the black ladies. They get to the point way faster without a lot of useless chit chat about nothing
>>36596197No. I actually never knew who that was.>Julia ChildI am told she is highly recommended.
>>36596170sexy baguette
Where do I find a twink service top?
>>36596240You need to drink more water. A lot more. You look sick.
>>36596212What's to learn? Get good at a handful of techniques and you can cook most anything and make your own recipes.
>>36596190I don't have a lot of patience for lesbians. Most of the worst ideas about gays come from them. Notable exception would be Camille Paglia, who only improved with age somehow.
feel like weed makes wanks longer
>>36596240hi
>>36596240Ur a bald middle aged man
>>36596249I did learn that but it took a while. Eventually I lost my fear when I learned it was mostly physics, the duration and intensity of delivering heat.But I confess thats what a bad cook would say, and little things are such victories. A good cook would say chemistry, and thats where I fail still quite a bit. Its also why I am so fascinated by good cooks. Those black ladies have an intuition for things that would never occur to me. Its quite humbling.
>>36596261>>36596282
>>36596282What’s wrong with a bald middle aged twink top?
vagina is so cool isn't it guys
>>36596340the twink part
>>36596249>webmThats something else that I am jealous of, cooks who are good with meat. Latin Americans have such a grasp of it; I do not. We have only one good Mexican diner here but they are always getting busted for some organized crime stuff. Ive loved Mexican food since I was a kid. I recommend good authentic Mexican to everyone. It would be a sin to go through life without trying it. How I miss it from when I was in the southwest briefly.
>>36596347They are very cold yes.
>>36596240live close to a university campusit's the only way to meet any decent guys imo
>>36596292Try velveting meat; It might help with that. It's also kind of a game changer.
>>36596350flourcent down lighting makes you look like garbage, it's common knowledge. It makes your eyes appear darker because the light source is directly overhead.
>>36596365not like dick
>>36596374Yes big warm cock between your confused cheeks.
>>36596247I don't think he's sick he just has mostly irish ancestry
>>36596212the problem is that you aren't learning techniques, which is the fundamental part of cookingthey are grandmas following a family recipe, which isn't a bad thing, but you aren't learning anything at all>>36596228If you want something more contemporary, there's also Helen Rennie and Ethan Cheblowskiboth explain cooking methods and techniques>>36596249that guy is a terrible cook
>>36596387yeah :)
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>>36596373You’re seriously unattractive
>>36596370lolwill search
>>36596349>cooks who are good with meatWhat does this mean? It's mostly just simple techniques and once you get those down, you should be able to cook nearly anything well.
>>36596394>you aren't learning techniquesYoure probably right. I admit I'm not well educated in it.>contemporaryIts not that. Its just usually I like tutorials that are fast and found the black ladies to hit the important points fast. But I will search them.
i should find something to cum to
>>36596157Mihai's ex-bf?
>the world's richest gay man what do you think his kinks are?
>>36596261So glad you guys actually exist. Based.
>>36596438I can make a modest steak and baked chicken. But my seasoning for the chicken is ham fisted, and the steak is chaotic. And its never piquant; I never get quite the char I am looking for. I am just clumsy and always rush things. But you are right, I should make an effort to find some specialized tutorials. I just cant stand sitting through a lot of blathering when they couldve just made their point in two minutes.
>>36596348Based.
>>36596492that’s not horror
>>36596490Bloody fisting obviously.
>>36596407Velveting basically tenderizes and locks moisture inside a piece of meat so it comes out juicy and tender, even if it gets overcooked. It's what the asians do for stirfrys. That said, I only reccomend the baking soda method if you're using a strong sauce because the baking soda will leave a bit of a funky taste--otherwise use the slurry method. What also would probably help you is to develop a vocabulary for food/cooking. Then it becomes easier to develop an intuition.
Real tops like dry, overcooked meat. That's why beef jerky is so popular.
Do tops care about a bottoms body count?
>>36596559Bottoms can't count.
>>36595669>LOOK GUYS LOOK SEE??!!! I DONT SELF PITY LIIKE HIM LOVE ME PLEASEI know you're just kicked me in private. In your mind. In the darkest parts of yourself, you're just like me. And I'm tired of liars pretending they're above it.
alright time for coom
>>36596487Oh lordy, no one remembers the lore. Ask Debbie. He has a peculiar take on some wildly distorted recollections. But its funny to hear because his passion emanates from his unrequited crush. It seems to infuriate him that we had a brief e-friendship.
>>36596580nuh uh
>>36596577(You) because you clearly need it and struggling to get any.
>>36596533Thank you. I will certainly look into it. Its not the texture so much I struggle with as that sear. But I appreciate the help
>>36596610now I can get some coupons
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>>36596632Nah wasn't.Although I did achieve a vers balance compared to last night's twink fucking wankA bi man has four wolves inside him:One fucks twinksOne sucks weenieThe other fucks women twice his age & The other raises a large family with a trans girl
>>36596498Okay, I'm actually interested in helping you. One common mistake that a lot of americans make, which is usually learned from their parents, is that they cook with their pans way too hot. A bit above medium heat is perfect for most things except for maybe bringing water to a boil.You can elevate your steak game by first drying the steak, then season it, and let it get to about room temp before cooking. Whether you should finish a steak off in the oven depends on how thick it is. Definitely learn the 'palm test' so you can just poke the steak to know how done it is (you can also use it for other meats to a fair extent). Lastly, let the steak rest on a plate or a rack for 7-10 minutes before eating.
>>36596665it do be like those videos with capybaras on a spa
>>36596665somebody pass me a toaster
I am wondering if I can swing a 1-2x regular sexual affair with this guy dow the block who likes me..I'd do it behind my BF's back. It would at least something to give me a sense of affection and variety in my week. If he finds out maybe he dumps me which wouldn't be bad.
Ideal top.
>>36596694Do you think Glen Powell is a sexy little capybara?
>>36596708Have you considered having a heart?
>>36596668>>36596691what do you want your fursona to be? Im adding you both to the list.
>>36596668schizophrenic psychosis
>>36596767whatever it was the last time Anyway I'm about to dip from the thread, been fun
>>36594018I want to be more read, but books written by based edgy men are buried and hidden from public eye. I'm sure you won't find anything brazenly controversial at your local library. I want read books from people with unpopular / schizo opinions during the 1700 and 1800's. With my hindsight of being "a man from the future", I want to judge how right or wrong they were based on what I know has happened since they made such statements about politics, people, and the world at large.It's hard to find such literature and I don't want to be put on a watch list doing internet searches for bizarre book topics.
Gaygen I have a problem.I'm in a sort of long distance relationship with a guy from another country. We've been chatting on discord for a long time now and I love talking to him. We havent met in person but we've talked about taking the plunge. I can tell he likes me a lot too. But I'm really scared about meeting him because I'm worried his dick will be small.My first bf was 20 cm long and my sceond was shorter (maybe around 17) but very thick so I'm not used to small ones. Though I'm not sure what counts as "small" anyway? Can you even feel anything? What should I do? How would you handle this situation
>>36596691Oh I actually do all that. But I still miss the mark somehow. I think I might have the heat too low, tbph. I season pretty modestly; just salt pepper, garlic powder and worcestershire. And I get the medium rare mark pretty well. I just never get a full sear. I think my heat is too low when it hits the pan because Im paranoid about burning, which I know is as dumb as it sounds.I appreciate your help. But idw bother you with all my griping about it. But thank you.
>>36594946i think their max and yosh
>>36596796Mario and Yoshi
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>>36596786ill miss you
>>36596782Cam2Cam with him, you have to do this. You might claim to love the guy based on text conversations and maybe a few pictures taken, but if you don't really see what this guy is like you could be in for a rude awakening
>>36596691>>36596784>dryingI missed that the first time. Maybe thats where I am dropping the ball. I let it sit ofc but maybe I have the order wrong or something. Anyways thanks for the tip.
>>36596782post their cocoks
>>36596784For the sear, you do want a hot pan for that part. I wouldn't worry too much about burning. It's also easier to do in a cast iron pan. Personally, I don't worry too much about the sear since I always make a sauce to go with the steak. The oyster sauce recipe I came up with is addictiing...
>>36596871oh just that my time here is done yadda yadda your posts were fun
My ideal animal reincarnation is actually an insect. But its too gay to even admit anonymously. I got high and told someone once and I still regret it. I figure my spirit animal is probably some sort of rodent though.
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>>36596884>The oyster sauce recipe I came up with is addictiinOh my!
>>36596779Look up the Marquis de Sade
>>36596954I will
>>36596796can’t be, white guys is too small and the asian doesn’t look like a 8 year old