EMERGENCY NOT USING THAT ONE EDITION>>36640312LAST QOTT: FUCK YOU
fat tranny asses on my face
>>36642534I love you jade
This'll do.
FUCK ME? FUCK YOU
Let's use this one instead
>>36642534thx jade <3 QOTT: what do u wear to the beach?
I truly do not understand why someone would play a gacha game
https://voca.ro/1dmOG9lB9myAThis shit made me bust out laughing so we’re keeping it
>>36642534better thread, someone post a good qott tho
>>36642534this thread is much better desu, better qott too
>>36642572https://youtu.be/bz4RaZqA6w4?si=o5uF-M3JpzeRBRFg
Meow meow meow meow
>>36642534jade optime for jade to winits happening bros
>>36642591silly
gingeranon unsee cause why not (this has chaser weiner do, you have been warned)https://unseecc/album#YtxfwpQz7vdi
Meow.
>>36642537hmm, I actually didn't know that some muscles recover that quickly. sometimes I lift 4 days a week instead of 3 it just depends on the busy schedule. maybe I should browse /fit/ more
>>36642618breed me <3
>>36642534Real Qott:Chasers, how do we get you to take us on dates instead of just fucking us?Tranners, how can chasers stand out from the rest of the pack?
What should I cook next week
>>36642596i was saying in that other thread muscleanon, 3 day splits aren't bad, but for bodybuilding theres a lot of smaller muscle groups that are able to be pushed to failure more often, and benefit from that, like biceps, forearms, delts, neck, abs, etc. you can still grow them on a less frequent split but its generally seen as better to be able to hit them more often, which is why you see higher frequency routines popular among lots of bodybuilders.
>>36642639>QottCook for me
>>36642584swim shirt over a bikini top and trunks>>36642618oh hey gingey how you been?
>>36642639>Chasers, how do we get you to take us on dates instead of just fucking us?Okay Jade where do I even start? You've done porn.
>>36642639>Chasers, how do we get you to take us on dates instead of just fucking us?I would never take you on a date
Taking jade to a ballet show
>>36642635oh i would mina, you're very cute and I love a nice big butt. feels good against my hips>>36642664i've been ok, i was stranded while on vacation for a while which was stressful, and i unintentionally lost a buncha weight which was dumb, but i'm home now, so back to gym grind and bulking. gonna try to take advantage of the leanness for some more thirst trap stuff though, i just need a better camera :T
>>36642639Be named ******** instead of jade.
>>36642639Maybe don't post your gaping butthole for the world to seeMaybe don't attention whore every single dayMaybe don't explicitly say that you would rather have a successful OF than a loving boyfriendMaybe have a better voiceMaybe be youngerFor starters
>>36642639i think you have to be able to weed out what chasers are fetishists who just want to fuck vs which ones are sincerely interested in you and your hobbies. seems pretty similar to dating dudes in general desu.
>>36642639qott: be nice and practice basic hygiene >>36642686<3<3<3
Give me a prompt
>>36642628Renaissance Periodization has a whole set of articles with recommendations for each muscle on weekly volume and frequency. Stuff like side delts or biceps/triceps you can do 4-5 days a week. I do back 4 days a week, but for most big muscles 2-3 days is ideal.
>>36642690Brutal.
>>36642698I don't think the second type would ever be interested in jade
>>36642649oh sorry, saw your reply. work was just getting crazy. I'll have to take note of this then, I had no idea. Like I said, mostly following scooby's advice because of limited time and I also trust him not to steer people wrong for profit. Hope we can keep in touch liftinganon
>>36642670Real? Under what name?
>>36642670fr?
>>36642772>>36642781Searching Jade Groobygirls should be enough to find her
>>36642757yeah i'll be around here dude, i'll keep an eye out for you. you're lifting heavy and eating a lotta protein though so honestly you're doing more than good already, the rest of the details are just like fine tuning.
>>36642584I bought this recently but haven't been out jetskiing to wear it>>36642670Yea well where are your credentials anon >>36642656How much cooking must I learn I can make a really good omelet which I figure is enough for the morning after but from there my skills falter
for mina https://voca.ro/11s6GItNm0jL
>>36642791thats not her retard>>36642796i cant see anything silly!
>>36642813yes it is dumbass
>>36642734Brutal handholding
>>36642791
>>36642816it looks nothing like her?
>>36642796You need to learn to make a meal. Fish, roasted brocolli and corn is as simple as can get
>>36642813She is completely open about having done porn you dumb newfag
>>36642831nah i just looked shes def on there. videos are paid tho
>>36642813She’s talked about doing porn before you retarded faggot
>>36642855Got that ass
Jade, do porn with me, then i’ll teach you how to cook once we’re done.
>>36642810<3<3<3>>36642855>>36642858>>36642869ok well that may be but i didnt see her on that site i must not have looked enough
>>36642690The only reason I'd rather have a successful only fans is bc then I wouldn't have to rely on a boyfriend and can then you know like pay for dates that I want to take them on.I just have an insatiable need for validation because I hate myself I'm sorry also I can't be younger >>36642698This is true I guess >>36642796Oops fixed
erm…https://voca.ro/1ccEzNYOO3Wm
>>36642639>Chasers, how do we get you to take us on dates instead of just fucking us?Just be nice and fun to talk to.
>>36642903cute swimsuit!>>36642907OMG OMG OMG OMG PLEAAASD
>>36642907Lol nice pick ;)
>>36642958I reaaaally liked that one if you couldnt tell loll
>>36642892What do u look like anon?
>>36642772>>36642830jade slade on grooby girlsshe got paid 300 dollars for that lol
>>36642973Now to put it into practice
>>36642639is it ok if i wanna hold hands and cuddle with u but not do anything lewd or the sexo >.<
>>36642990Hmmm, i want you to hands free cum while riding me, among other things
>>36642534Why are raidenkeks like this?I'm a firefly main btw
>>36642993Why are you like this
>>36642907uhh ummumuhhh h-hi...
>>36642618hi gingeranon :) ....ur so hot
>>36643024I'm helping chasers find your videos, what's wrong with that???!?!?!
Who’s off work?
>>36643037Hi autumn!! You're super cute:) I missed posting stupid horny stuff in these threads so I'm making up for lost timehttps://litter.catbox.moe/x35wb0.mp4
>>36643058Me bro
what happened to cute dress anon
chasers, here's a fun exercise. can we take the tranners in this thread and give them first names that you think fits them?obviously if you know their first names already dont use those please
>>36643064Nice, bro
>>36643070You first. Faggot. Fits well don’t you think?
>>36643058I'm off all week. Little vacation.
>>36643059ah!! well worth the wait haha :><3
>>36643070ooo do me!
>>36643096stu...pid
>>36643096Emily
>>36643096your name is toby
>>36643092I was suppose to be, fuck this gay earth
>>36643096mommy
>>36643094ty!! you're always so sweet <3 I wanna get a new phone with a better camera soon though, for higher quality smut
>>36643116What happened?
>>36643070oooh can i get one>>36643096Reginathe next chaser who posts gets renamed to Kenjamin
>>36643105thats already my name>>36643106why emily?>>36643119why mommy?
>>36643007I dont really think I can but I'd be happy to try what else would you have me do? Can I be on a leash?>>36643042You're trolling right direct them to my OF if you want bc then I get the money and can make more content
>>36643070I want one. someone told me I looked like a Hannah once and I was like idk about that
>>36643070do me do me!!!!
>>36643138why would I help you be a useless whorelearn to code nigga
orchi girls are so hot
>>36643135Heather>>36643136U r a Marcie
>>36643138>Can I be on a leash?Bitch if you want a leash I’ll treat you like a dog. You better beg for my bone or puppy will get left in the doghouse.
>>36643096I'm just going to call you wife.
>>36643152Sadie
>>36643164true i did get increased hot flashes for a little while afterwards>>36643175omg i actually considered Heather for a bit but ditched it because its my cousin's name
>>36643096Angelica >>36643135I’ve never seen you before so I’ll go with Meg>>36643138Veronica lol
>>36643152Eliza
>>36643192>>36643207these are cute!
>>36643149>>36643152Arnold
>>36643163The funny thing is that you'd probably make 5 times as much as she does if you made an OF
>>36643152> I call her big booty
I just realized my AC has been on fan only mode all day. Reeeeeeee
Question. How many tranners in this thread would actually top a guy? What would be your criteria?
https://voca.ro/1b3lKgMDPaH2>>36642947hii mina thanks for the suggestion >>36642998w-woahj please show me,, how>>36643033hihi stu :3
>>36643228i've been considering that myself but i have no idea how to advertize :(
>>36643070can I get named :3
>>36643228I prefer an honest day's work. Porn is not comfy
>>36643228Yea I have literally 3 subs rn because I stopped posting the last 5 months I get it I'm ugly
>>36643244No I meant the Iberian-American-Mexican tranny>>36643262Indeed
>>36643241Rabbit is making me fembrained
>>36643265>I have literally 3 subs Lmaaaao
>>36643244Twitter and Reddit best way
>>36643175>>36643199picking a name is hard because ive never really identified with any name beforehonestly my favorite thing ive ever been called was stu lmao>>36643183this is a good one>>36643241> https://voca.ro/1b3lKgMDPaH2im shaking omg
>>36643241THIS IS SO HOT IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
>>36643241please dear lord tell me what to do
I can't wait for this work trip to be over so I can come home to my gf and pound her hole.
Never understood guys who pay for porn, OF and shit like that desu
>>36643253Don't know what you look like
Holy fuck I need to get a tranny pregnant ASAP
>>36643320Right? I guess if you're rich or have an extremely niche fetish.
>>36643272>Iberian-American-Mexican trannylmao
If I pay you for sex it better be my dick inside you.
>>36643320yeah i dont either but as long as they do might as well tap into that market
>>36643320theyre either an old man or a lonely parasocial weirdo
tight tranny asshole gripping my cock (platonically)
>>36643350But I'm a lonely parasocial weirdo and don't do this
>>36643372get like 20% more lonelier, hornier, and parasocial and maybe you will
>>36643397if i were to parasocially spend money on a woman i would talk to you on discord and just give you money directly
Why is Jade's face getting so much puffier lately? Are we thinking it's just weight gain, or maybe seasonal allergies?
>>36643397I haven't spoken to a human being that wasn't a cashier in 10 days
>>36643419bro why are you so fucking weird
>>36643420DM me babe.
I have to get hotter somehow, like everyone mogs me aaaaaa brain is exploding
the curse of taking a cumshot video, besides not knowing the best way to film em yet, is that i'm not horny anymore after and i lose motivation to post. a real catch 22
>>36643432Why who are
>>36643429For real? She won't fuck you, simp.
>>36643435>I have to get hotter somehowhave you tried moving the sonoran desert? Maybe India, they're gonna get record temps soon
>>36643451Someone you can talk to that isn’t a cashier. DM me.
>>36643451fuck him
Tbh India is the one place where I could see Jade getting a lot of simps. Might actually be the perfect place for her to get the attention she so craves.
>>36643473I'm a man
>>36643435i honestly think you're fine but i dont place much stock in appearance. i also think people give you way too hard of a time for the porn stuff youve done, like i get thats a deal breaker for most people (myself included) but it seems like people try to shame you hard for that shit and i dont think its very coolt. chaser
>>36643502>myself includedBased my nigga
>>36643417well I’m free to be parasocial with, you dont need to spend any money >>36643420you can talk to me if you want
>>36643479million dollar rupee babyjirl
>>36643490That’s ok babe.
>>36643519I'm looking for a real relationship though.
>>36643519Talking to people on discord doesn't count
>>36643522https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hijra_(South_Asia)
>>36643546Yes it does.
>>36643547woke nation
>>36643518dont get it twisted choom i wouldnt give a fuck if she wasnt still doing OF. what's done in the past cant be changed, but what makes it a deal breaker for me is continuing to do it
>>36643578>i wouldnt give a fuck if she wasnt still doing OFNo longer my nigga
>>36643502What is so different from OF and regular porn stuff like I just didn't have a good way to get followers I'm not super crazy pretty or funny so what else am I supposed to do just kill myself? Why does everyone else get to be pretty enough and I'm not?
>>36643578bro is gonna date jade the spade
>>36643596I don't think anyone is calling you ugly, they're calling you a whore.
>>36643605I'm calling her an ugly whore
>>36643605a very dumb whore
i'm a secret cosplay nerd sorry guys
>>36643626ur very pretty <3
>>36643626Idk what you're cosplaying but hot.
>>36643578Okay then you buy me things Mr chaser >>36643605Yea but it's like because I'm not pretty enough it's not okay for me to be a whore other girls are whores and no one cares or blames them ._.
>>36643596some of the prettiest girls on this site aren't doing OF and aren't whores. you won't adulation and for men to worship you, go get fucked jade for real
>>36643653>other girls are whores and no one cares or blames themWhat the fuck are you talking about.
>>36643653Nobody wants to date any pornstar. It doesn't matter that they're pretty. Look at how everyone made fun of riley reid's wedding.
>>36643626A hot cosplay nerd
>>36643605to be fair she's ugly, inside and out
>>36643589fine by me, you were never my nigga>>36643653i aint buyin you shit lady im poor as fuck
If I was rich I'd be chasing real girls.
>>36643715>you were never my niggaNow you hurtin my feelings
>>36643726Yeah same
If I was rich I'd have a tranner bride already.
>>36643726real
>>36643654Yea wtf is wrong with that, other people have it I should too >:( I would be really cool about it and give them lots of love back if they were nice to me that's why I listen so much when told what to do I am a very benevolent goddess.
>>36643749This
>>36643726dangerously based
>>36643756Here's how it works >pretty girls with nice personalities who don't whore themselves out get flowers and marriage proposals and guys wanting to be their provider, and it's a real relationship based on good thingswhile on the other hand>whores attract losers who will do nothing for them after they get what they wanted from them, because it's a parasitic relationship based on mutually exploiting each other
>>36643805Yea I dont have a nice personality and I'm not pretty so that shit wasn't happening anyway nice try anon
>>36643833well you also fucked camomaid so you are lacking brains don't forget that
>>36643805Even mid girls with nice personalities who don't whore themselves out get flowers and marriage proposals. It's simple.
>>36643833trvth nuke
>>36643626We know where you live.
>>36643851Looks < personality, when it comes to actually falling in love with someone, and wanting to be exclusive.
So do I just kms immediately
>>36643805even the trannies who present themselves as being really pure and innocent on the board are dirty whores behind the scenes
>>36643879Yeah absolutely. I'm in love with someone who's cute but has a personality that's on an entirely different level.
>>36643924Please don't, don't ruin the illusion
>>36643905explore other facets of your personality besides the whore one. there's a very short window of opportunity involved with being even a successful whore, or the world's most prolific and beloved whore. you need a backup plan fren
>>36643924Yes but they don't do porn. OF is fine to me, but actual studio porn is not.
>>36643934even including that cute innocent tranny that you have a crush on
>>36643962She's not really "cute", she's simply attractive
>>36643522Where is this from?
>>36643546I do house calls for talking
>>36643985Indiabro's house
>>36643547be cool if trans women in America were part of some tradition that was accepted and respected here.
>>36644031like I mean if they had their niche spot that fulfilled some purpose like that and people were ok with it
>>36643975as long as you understand that she's not innocent
>>36643337Would feel weird to call you the twinkflag tranny when flags are gone
>>36643953It's over
Dare I post cumshot vid and take a nap? Live dangerously?
chasers, what’s the maximum body count i’m allowed to have before marriage is off the table? i plan to remain pure until then but i need to know my margin of error
wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy
>>366441251
>>36644124do it
>>366441255
>>36644133Jesus idk, looking at it it's pretty embarrassing
>>36644125Fr I've talked to many virgin trannies so I think many chasers would just pick one of those if they wanted to marry a tranny
>>36644150let us be the judge
>>36644125i dont think there is one for me personally, i dont give a fuck what youve done in the past as long as you'll be mine for the rest of time
bottoms be like "I'm ready to settle down now"
>>36644155Come on man. You're saying you'd marry someone who had fucked what, 50 guys? 60? Fuck out of here with that bullshit
>>36644155some of these trannies have triple digit bodycounts
>>36644153I immediately regretted and deleted, I am not feeling it rn, sorry anon
>>36644194Nice cock bro
I want to be face first between my gf's thighs rn.
>>36644222Thanks brother, cum vids are hard
>>36644125500
>>3664412520/25 I have 15
>>366441250
>>36644117anybody breathing ain’t innocent
>>36644166Cum on me
>>36644280real shit
>>36643241That.... that was the hottest thing I've experienced in ages. Thank you! <3
>>36644233It takes balls to post that thoughBut seriously man just go fuck a tranny
I'm innocent :)
>>36643241retching every time you say good girl, eugh
>>36644327sure you are
>>36644337Do you want me to make some that say good boy instead?
>>36644327sit beside me by the fire, let me judge you
>>36644372oh, no, im a woman. it was just gross to be called good girl
>>36644372this is me oops
I fucks y'alls
>>36644170>>36644184genuinely could not give a fuck less boys. its not my place to judge the shit other people have done before they came my way, what matters is how they act now and how they treat me. i hate to break it to you but if you see a woman and all you can think about are the other dicks that have been inside of her you're probably gay and definitely insecure as fuck
what's a less coomer and romantic way to say "i want to get you pregnant and change your last name to mine"
>>36644382Sounds comfy.
>>36644313Mmm maybe, but first nap time and then I cook late lunch>>36644281Ok come here
chaser bukake on jade
>>36644421what a waste of so many creampies
>>36644401you can peek at a man’s soul when the embers illuminate his eyes
>>36644438You get to lick it off her then
>>36644461Enjoy the view, I hide, but I don't have anything to hide.
>>36642534My favorite chaser is probably ginger ale.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TRANNERS AT? COME OUT NOW
>>36644407>>36644421>>36644438Haha ha... ha... god I need that so bad
>>36644515nyaa~~
>>36644532HELLO? WHO'S AT YOUR HOME? ARE YOU ALONE?
>>36644530Imagine having a penis and wanting to be covered in multiple peoples cum, couldn't be me, haha
>>36644542father and borther but I may come out with a dog later on after the shower ^v^
I want to eat a spice bag
>>36644553what if i sneak into your house and we do naughty things in your room while keeping quiet to not alert your father and brother?
>>36644572I want to eat spicebag*Correction
woagh
New study came out last week and strongly indicates that eating tranny ass isn't even gay
>>36644577just bring some cards or something because I have to wait a hour for a pork to tale it out of the oven and shred it for tomorrow
>>36644604what if i bring a knife instead
>>36644599What about getting your ass ate by a tranny
>>36644620Would you like to kill me...? pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls kill me OvO
I am not innocent, I am an evil spirit trying to steal your soul
>>36644633That's gay. It's settled science.
>>36644132>>36644135>>36644152>>36644155>>36644248>>36644251>>36644259thank you for your responses, your answers have been recorded>>36644397you in particular get a gold star for caring more about a person than there body count
>>36644649Quack nonsense
>>36644651>caring more about a person than there body countOne could argue that body count says a lot about a person.
>>36644649Tell me how you’ve never had your ass ate without telling me you’ve never had your ass ate.
>>36644649I'm gonna eat your ass oooooo you're gonna become gay anon
>>36644599eating feces gives you worms and other intestinal parasites and immune deficiency related diseasesrepent, degenerate
>>36644681can you judge me, mr judge
>>36644669Well sure I've never had anyone eat my ass because I would not be comfortable with that
does anyone here own a gun?can you come shoot me in the head?
>>36644688you’re going in my stew pot, little miss rabbitthe delicious are too wicked to live
>>36644663that is true, but it’s entirely possible they simply had a phase no? regardless i shouldn’t have picked favourites since it was an open ended question, i’ll do better next time
>>36644694can I get in on this, like a 2 for 1 deal
>>36644694I own a gun.
>>36644663i agree that it could, but caring about body count to that extent could easily say just as much about a person.t. apparent gold star tard
>>36644694Don't die please stu I masterbate to you
>>36644691Coward. Shit is cash.
>>36644694>>36644706I own a gun no I will not hate crime some gays
>>36642639>how do we get you to take us on dates instead of just fucking us?if i was good at talking to people id go on as many as you want, dates are fun but its rare i get any
>>366447020.0; o-oh my goodness
>>36644718this
>>36644719I just don't feel comfortable letting anyone near my asshole. I would eat a tranny's ass if I was horny enough though.
>>36644706no only i get to die>>36644707hiiii <3>>36644718thats a convincing argument, im rethinking suicide>>36644721you can do it out of love
>>36644734Just wait till you discorver what head+finger in ass feels like. You’ll never go back
>>36644547Yea just don't think about them grabbing you and spreading your legs and like holding your ankles by your ears that would be horrible
if I was on a deserted island with no hope of survival, I would eat someone’s asstheir liver too, their entire flesh, all of their organs, everything right down to the marrow of their bones
>>36644744No dude, just no. I don't want people near my hairy asshole and I'm pretty sure I had hemorrhoid a few years ago. Just no.
>>36644755I feel like you secretly want your ass eaten though
>>36644771Vomit inducing
>>36644385Nice respectable lady. Neat.
>>36644771I don't know about this. French frys and onions and chicken looks good but not whatever that sauce is
>>36644743Stu no you aren't allowed to die if I can't either that would be so rude
>>36644759Dipshit, fucking shave. Thats common courtesy. What you don’t want people near your dick either cause it has pimples? And stop trying to push shit as hard as you can every time you’re on the can, no wonder you have hemorrhoids
>>36644771looks yummy
>>36644769no, I only secretly want my ass fucked
>>36644743I don't wanna die, I'm not suicidal I just have fomo >>36644734Wait until your first cycle then get back to me>>36644755I hope I nourish you and prepare for your island survival adventure, The Judge
think I'll make some cheese fries
I think I will re add her to cause drama
>>36644801Would.
>>36644771I want this slop with thicker fries and with mayonnaise with garlic
>>36644801>Secretly
>>36644796ok i wont then>>36644805all the cool kids are getting shot in the head>>36644816looks gross
>>36644826are you American?
>>36644797Why on earth would I shave my asshole? I'm a man
>>36644824I am a deeply closeted homiesexual
>>36644801We all know.
>>36644828yes
>>36644831>being this denseThere’s no hope for you
>>36644816Man this is the good shit. I'm tired of these dumbass gourmet aoili parmesan bullshit. Nah, nuclear melted yellow plastic, that's what I want. It's disgusting and I love it.
>>36644831cuts down on smell because bacteria hangs on to the hairs. also looks better. and your turds will slide out easier. like I go to wipe and there's nothing clinging.
>>36644844>>36644851I'm not shaving my asshole and I am not having anyone eat my ass you weirdos
>>36644848this guy gets it
>>36644848This anon is fat. Enjoy diabetes
>>36644867Big Parmesan Aioli trying to silence the truthspeakers once again. I've never been fat.
New >>36644903New new >>36644903
test
>>36642907did spiceanon prove her age to you? need to clear my conscience
