Dap me up editionLast >>36657371Qott: A transgirl tries to dap you up do you accept?
>>36660014hell yeah >daps up with you
>>36660014Yes indubitably
>>36660069absolute real nigga right here
Qott: It's not really a choice, my hands going to dap back instinctively.
>>36660014chat is this a malebrained meme do i just rope it now
Stop acting black please.
>>36660107No it’s a based meme a good dap can change someone’s day
>>36660014I still don't know what anyone expects when they do the hand greeting, there are so many slightly different variations this shit is a nightmare for autistic peoplw
>>36660123Just control it, be the person who chooses which move and let them respond. I'm autistic and have never had issues, but I like handshakes and give a lot.
Best part of the day is dapping up my favorite coworker
>>36660137I also always fuck up regular handshakes by grasping too soon so it's like they only get my fingers in the shake
>>36660120One good dap could change your whole life
I'm going to drink another mountain dew zero
>>36660159No sugar so enjoy
>>36660154This is a very factual statement.
>>36660148I practiced in school. I'm an engineer so most of us were autistic and I made sure to give a handshake to everyone every day without fail so we could all learn how. Like 50 people a day I think, plenty hated it at first but they learned.
>>36660172>random ass employee deciding it's his business to educate the entire office on daily handshakesLmao
>>36660172well, I guess the handshake guy is here again… whatever, I better get this over with or he’ll harass me until I do… EW WHAT THE FUCK why is it WET???
They learned to love it, and love me.
kek
if you type into Google :women's feet on plane" there are tons of news article stories shaming women for just trying to relax. people complaining that they wake up with some random woman's feet next to them or on their head and I cannot believe it, that sounds like a great deal. if I didn't have agoraphobia and a fear of planes I would be flying all the time
>>36660206I love you.
>>36660220
no big strong chaser to sweep me off my feet and plow me :c
>>36660220>>36660257lol
>>36660220>>36660257I understand why foids transition now, they will never
>>36660257
I will hold hands with a lady, but never black people shake hands with one.
>>36660270:)
>>36660270Me and Nils after a long day of sweet-talking the tbabes on discord
>>36660288real shit
>>36660288Me, you, and Nils after we transition to tbabes.
>>36660270Ears ringing from the resounding echoing boom from our palms colliding, face flushed from the softness of your lips meeting mine for the first time. As our boom echos across the snowy landscape, the sun peaks out from behind the clouds. Spring has begun.
>>36660319more stuff like this
Chasers: post things you hate when trans girls doTrans: post things you hate when chasers do
>>36660344I hate when they’re beautiful and call themselves ugly
>>36660014>Qott: A transgirl tries to dap you up do you accept?idk what that means ah fucki fumbled rachi was in a video chat with a gigapassoid i know on the west coast and she has a lot of anxiety and a touch of the 'tism so i needed to give her my full attention oh well. How's everyone else doing?
>>36660344I hate when they want to top, or use their dick at all.
>>36660394based if chaseralso based if tranner
>>36660426>tfw no gf to send retarded memes to each other
https://vocaroo.com/1egyGW1316Ky
Alright. I'm a top. I don't want to suck girl dick. I don't like post-ops. I call myself bi but I'm meme bi, I like girls and make an exception for very girly guys. I'm somewhat handsome with flaws, I workout but I'm overweight. I'm 6'1" and I have a full head of hair. I have a car and a license, I've got an income but no job. So, how do I actually get a tranny gf?
>>36660501By transitioning
>>36660530I'm not a tranny but I also am a gigantic masculine man so even if I were inclined to transmaxx it wouldn't work.
>>36660501What do you actually want, anon? Look inside yourself. What is it that you truly want? What would make you happy?
>>366605614 acres 20 miles outside of town, a modest homestead and a dog.
my brain is exploding i wish i was pretty enough guys wanted to buy me clothes and lingerie just to see me wear it fuck its so over
>>36660344I hate when trannies post their trans timelines. If I'm dating them/fucking them already, I see them as women. I very much do not want reminded that they were born men.I don't like when they worm out around me. Keep that shit to yourself and your therapist.I hate how incredibly fucking critical they are about gender roles. They have to be THE most obnoxious demographic for this. If you have any hobbies that are not traditionaly masculine or manly, it becomes a huge fucking issue any they think you're a fag or tranny in denial. Anything outside of being a woodcutting lumberjack riding a motorcycle after hunting deer gives them the ick.
>>36660571That actually sounds lovely. What kind of dog?
>>36660475what about getting spammed with cat pics
>>36660577I like a lot of different types of dogs. Maybe one day I will hit middle aged and I can film myself shirtless with dogs to trick old women into donating money so that I can run my own free range dog rescue like Asher House.
>>36660576Real af on the last oneYou'd think they'd be better about that stuff but they're the strictest because they're looking to your performed gender role as validationUnironically get a cis bi gf if you want someone to be chill
>>36660587That little guy is a retard still.
>>36660501i mean, sounds like you just literally need to meet a straight or bi tranny>>366605741. stop digitally self-harming2. meet a nice man3. ???4. get exactly that>>36660587go on
>>36660602I'd rather date a cis girl desu but I'm open to dating trans. They just tend to make it difficult
>>36660617>i mean, sounds like you just literally need to meet a straight or bi trannyHow do I do that?
>>36660604>>36660617
>>36660576Last one sounds like they're using you to fulfill a specific role for them rather than actually loving you as a person. I’m sorry if you experienced that firsthand.
What the fuck even is gender dysphoria
>>36660574>Seeing men only as a walletCongratulations on passing as fembrained I guess? Stay away from me though thank you
>>36660651lots of men only see me as a dumb whore so why are they not just wallets
>>36660651jade is the good kind of pick me anonshe only wants shein and hot topic lingerie and if you can’t afford that you shouldn’t be dating
>>36660668You only do porn
>>36660625grindr or taimi, i think you can also check https://boymoder.network(no, it's not just for boymoders)>>36660633LOL omg so cute
>>36660671you're killing it
>>36660671mwah
>>36660674I'm actually a wealthy trust fund guy born into silver spoons. Seeing me for what I have rather than what I am is probably my #1 turnoff and part of why I never tell anyone about it outside of anonymity. It seriously rubs me the wrong way.
>>36660677oh my god someone messaged me on tagmap 3 weeks ago wtf people actually use this???
spidercat
>>36660574jade I would do that for you but I am poor. the will is there. I wish I could make you the happiest pretty girl in the world. hopefully someday I will make enough. or we could get a little apartment together with my part time job and you selling pictures of your butt hole to older gay men online we could afford it barely.
>>36660729even the other cat looks worried and knows cats shouldn't be doing that
>>36660715that's where i met the boymoder i adopted she's doing well, i convinced her to start hormones and she's got bangs that make her feel pretty no one asked, but im proud of her so i wanted to share.ive had like 6 people add me from there since i joined a few months ago. and there are tons in my area i could add if i wanted to
>>36660767I don't understand this post but I like it
I want her to suck my hairy balls.
>>36660820beautiful girl
>>36660820How does a tranny mentally get to the point where they believe that they can style themselves like this and not be presenting as a woman
>>36660820she seriously thinks anyone believes she's male, looking like that>>36660792haha it's meant to be an endorsement of tagmap
>>36660713idk i dont expect anyone to give me stuff bc i know im ugly i just WISH i was pretty enough people just bought me stuff to see me in it.>>36660737wait anon that sounds rly sweet...
>>36660858Let him wife you
>>36660858>wait anon that sounds rly sweet...thanks
I keep lurking these threads even though I decided to stay alone and stop dating. Sense of nostalgia I guess
>>36660841i have no idea but it's startlingly common>>36660858>i know im uglyyou know the opposite of that
wheres ava
>>36660915Being normal hot and rich somewhereA better question is why did she ever come here
>>36660923>A better question is why did she ever come herethat's a good questions. but I am happy that an angel would talk to us
>>36660820Oh mein gott she’s beautiful
Cute girl post a good night audio
>>36660490At midnight exactly, impressive. Thanks.
>>36660490getting Marilyn monroe vibes from this
if Usain Bolt eats 100 nugs in a day and gets he's a hero but if I do it then I'm just a fatass. It's just not fair.
>>36661061<3
>>36660820Is that her “”””””boy””””””mode
>>36661045https://voca.ro/11HrQuZf6RuQ
>>36660014like cup a guys balls??? is that what that means exactly???
>>36661148this is a cis girl's voice, ain't a tranny voice no way
boymoding today
>>36661148I can tell you’re hot as fuck
>>36661148that was good
>>36661148Maybe I’m a little lonely why did this work on me
i have girl voice too bfd
>>36661203show me
>>36661203nah
>>36661148Had to turn it off after the first sentence I can't
>>36661206im shy cuz im not home alone, I've posted them before tho
>>36661163unfortunately I’m trans>>36661175I look like 4 wooden frog statues arranged on a stump >>36661182thank you :>>>36661197I’m lonely too >>36661218sorry for existing
>>36661148I love you.
i posted a lewd image on my city’s local subreddit and i got lots more attention there than i ever have on this website. and better yet it was all from people i could hypothetically meet with. i’m not sure what reason there even is to act slutty on this board anymore..
>>36661240>I look like 4 wooden frog statues arranged on a stumpprove it.
>>36661240>I look like 4 wooden frog statues arranged on a stumpI am a pagan and this is erotic.
Nym was mean to me in a vocaroo, I'm not complaining.
>>36661244I mean what reason was there ever?
>>36661244there's none, gtfo
>>36661244>posted a lewd image on my city’s local subreddit
>>36661148where have i heard this voice before
>>36661244You're free to act like a community fleshlight and stop posting here if you'd like.
>>36661253:3 hehe
>>36661148drop your asmr yt channel >>36661165boymoding every day, huh?
>>36661259receiving attention>>36661270>>36661265>>36661260kinda hostile wow
>>36661244You can meet anyone here, it just might take some time.
>>36661288You're getting attention right now just via hypotheticals. Posting on a city subreddit is funny though.
>>36661288Which lewd poster are you?
>>36661240>sorry for existingNot about you about meToo painful
>>36661288just 0 class
>>36661288literally post tits or gfto
>>36661289i met someone really nice but he lives 500 miles away which is just very far>>36661295why is it funny?>>36661300korrleyn>>36661306i have been classy for years and all it leads to is crippling debilitating loneliness because no one cares about you or even knows you exist
>>36661326>crippling debilitating loneliness because no one cares about you or even knows you existim classy and this never happened to me
I want to love bomb you, but over the course of years
im really happy you all liked my vocaroo :>
>>36661328prove you’re classyname one classy thing you’ve done recently
I want to nug bomb you, but over the course of years.
>>36661326I've driven 3k miles across the country to move for a job. I flew to Canada to meet with an egg. 500 miles isn't the end of the world but it will take time.What if you actually are in love what if in 9 months you decide to move in together. He could be your future husband.
>>36661335Yeah you're amazing
>>36661342I drove across the country to meet my ex, unfortunately it didn’t work out because I’m not really attracted to women>>36661349aaaa thank youu
>>36661342true :( he’s really great i would want him to be my bf hopefully it can happen somehow
i dont have cute girl voice :c
>>36661337i flirted with a boy in a graceful and respectful way
>>36661355It probably won't happen if you keep acting like the town hole for attention.>>36661358You don't have a cute anything.
>>36661269dont say
>>36661335You have a nice voice. Lot to happy about.
>>36661358Post a cute audio
>>36661326you're hot
>>36661364we started talking because i made a thread asking if people would want to join a discord server where i could cam in group calls for everyone and he was the only one to join. i would stop this kind of thing if we ever dated officially though
>>36661364so killing myself is the play yea?
>>36661367i was right
>>36661381yeah
>>36661355It will take time. Months. Maybe a year.But what if it's the best thing you've ever done? Invest in someone you really like instead of grabbing anyone close.
>>36661361hmm i guess that’s pretty classy yeah>>36661376thank you :D
>>36661384n-no
>>36661373https://voca.ro/17YPiuKFU0mE
>>36661396You just said a lie.
>>36661390thank you i am not an irl slut or anything and i hate sex without emotional connections, i just get lonely and want to feel like i exist or have a presence somewhere
>>36661399https://voca.ro/1nSdM8LrkJHH
I need a passoid to read me a bedtime story.
>>36661407Those are my favorite.
>>36661393you should post more
>>36661416any suggestions or requests?
>>36661407https://voca.ro/112GprJsPfkh
Walkies.
>>36661423FUCK YES
>>36661420post your face, blood type, longitude, latitude, and favorite ice cream flavor
>>36661404I wasn't implying you were a slut or anything. And I think everyone feels that way. I was just trying to let you know it's not doomed.
>>36661422why do you sound like a crime boss
>>36661355What do you like about him
>>36661405cute.
>>36661405I think you sound fine. I'm just a normal guy though so I'm not hyper analyzing it like you girls do.
>>36661436okay i wanted to be sure because i’m high inhib single-digit body count and was hyper obsessed with one guy in particular for the entirety of last year so i can still pair bond just fine so i think i’m not doomed yet either. i’m getting older though so i don’t have a lot of time left to remain desirable..
>>36661420not really, talk about whatever you want
Alright which one of you fucjers hacked my PC? I was trolling and now it's acting super slow and buggy. I think one of you hacked it and put malware on it... Actually is that possible through an image board? Sarah please help
>>36661458You're like laf jr
>>36661445he’s cute, smart, fun, easy to talk to, and he fucked me really well when i still lived closer and we were able to meet more easily>>36661465who is laf
>>36661458>i can still pair bond just fineThis kinda stuff always makes me laugh to read.
>>36661422>https://voca.ro/112GprJsPfkhPalpatine?
>>36661473>who is lafA sort of uniquely insane person with some sort of profoundly severe body dysmorphia.
>>36661476It's weird to say but it's actually real. You do damage your brains ability to pair bond if you're promiscuous. That's why so many people cheat or stay with people they don't have feelings for.It's honestly funny that people give themselves the same kind of emotional issues as being abused just because they wanted to have fun and whore around.
>>36661433I don’t have a face, I have 4 faces of the frogs on a stump, I don’t know my blood type, 41.3083° N,72.9279° W, I like cookies and cream but I’m lactose intolerant
>>36661462It was me. You're going to have to post that gock.
>>36661492I see your van
>>36661405I love how it sounds, you kinda sound like a Hobbit or elf
>>36661489>It's weird to say but it's actually real.Yeah this sounds made up.
>>36661497How'd you do it? My PC has been hacked and I know it was one of you guys. It's soooo slow now. Gock? But I'm a chaser
>>36661476why? people that fuck their way into the high double or even triple digits ruin their neural pathways when it comes to sex. it eventually means nothing to them>>36661486ohh i’m not insane and i like my body well enough
>>36661405I could listen to you all night. Please post something long.
>>36661508Do you really think whoring around has no negative effects on you mentally and emotionally?
>>36661500I’m actually in a 2016 honda civic but whatever
>>36661492no face is cool, mine is O something, that's actually Connecticut funnily, i don't know my favorite ice cream but those are good picks
>>36661513>chaserGross. I'm deleting everything.
>>36661527Yeah pretty much. I think mental and emotional problems can certainly lead to sleeping around, but the other way around doesn't make much sense to me.
>>36661515https://voca.ro/12yEfXXNULZI
>>36661530yea I gave you the actual long lat to where I live
>>36661527some ppl just dont have dignity
>>36661407not much of a passoid but here’s a bedtime story, i tried to do a nice voice but i gave up at the end https://vocaroo.com/11HqnfbMsk8v
>>36661492>YaleGenius tranner alert.
>>36661545Thanks you have a beautiful voice.
I want to come home to a tranner wife that embraces me with a hug after a long day of work. Instead I just come home and sit on the couch alone. It's upsetting. I'm a home owner. I earn good money. I'm 6'1 and average looks. I was told that home + height gets you a gf. Why can't I find a gf.
Sloppy fat sex
>>36661545Can we do that part at the end
>>36661539i fully believe this now because you've said it, are we getting married now that you know my favorite ice cream? it seems improper not to
>>36661558thanks i can do another one, there’s a lot of versions of this story in this book>>36661568what
>>36661536what fires together wires together. you’re fucked once your brain is configured such that you no longer get oxytocin from physical intimacy
>>36661537You're a silly little dude
>>36661580I don't see why these things would cause you to stop being affected by oxytocin?
>>36661598it’s not that you stop being affected by it, it’s that your brain doesn’t have the pathways to produce it during sex
>>36661545Are you reading the bible as a bedtime story?
>>36661616no this isn’t the bible https://vocaroo.com/1aCdh1NQln7a
>>36661615It just sounds like you're saying "brain words". I'm still skeptical, but if you've got a journal or something I'm happy to read it.
>>36661622now this is the bible, the other Kierkegaard then?
>>36661655they both are
>>36661658he sure does like his bible, why him? i always preferred camus
>>36661664idk, i often get the impression that people don’t like camus. i also prefer camus
>>36661680i get the same impression. your accent is? australian?
>>36661460I made a 7 minute recording talking about plants, but I don’t know how to best share it. Vocaroo cut me off at 30s before
>>36661559do you talk to women?
>>36661547I didn’t go to yale, I just live in new haven
>>36661689no, i’m british but my voice is strange because i’m trying to make it more effeminate
>>36661690I wouldn't know either honestly. Maybe there something to be done with that catbox thing.
>>36661697are you quite short?
>>36661699https://files.catbox.moe/rgmjmj.m4a
vampire the masquerade bloodlines and a big cup of coffee yup im that bitch
https://voca.ro/1ic3sxWHvA6RIt's me guys
>>36661711I love coffee, I still need to play that game tho
>>36661704ish, below male average, a bit above female average
>>36661712Why you sounding so jaunty bro
>>36661710I don't know why I'm listening to this, but I hope the adaptation is C4 plants.
>>36660014If she's a bottom, yeah I dap her up. Where are the cute hsts gals? In the Midwest preferably, daddy wants to rail your hole.
I am realizing that i'm feeling incredibly lovesick over someone, and i don't really like it. how is the night treating the rest of yall?
>>36661724long way to say 5'8'' amirite
>>36661750nope, closer to 5’6, barefoot at least
>>36661736https://voca.ro/1bxYm2xC0k6J
>>36661710It makes perfect sense! To move toward other plants, I get it!
>>36661721actually can't play cause too much sun in my room to play a dark lit gamemy dick started leaking randomly ¿?
>>36661766I never even considered it, that makes so much sense. I have a ton of these vines in my garden that just climb and climb, dozens of feet off the ground at this point. I've always been fascinated by the way they make themselves wind around in around in little circles so they can climb best.
>>36661766:> Im glad, I’m so tired I’m stumbling so I’m really really glad that you get it
Trans girls refuse to because id get flustered easy and im a Chaser
>>36661774I liked the part where you messed up and it was cute and endearing and then pivoted directly into about three seconds of existential dread. If it's not keeping you up, how do you know about this anyway? Just fun?
I want to fuck mina's fat assl
>>36661770can I have some for my coffee? help a sister out
>>36661794>help a sister out
>>36661710I could listen to you forever
now which of you is this >>36661796
>>36661800im not brown tho
>>36661770>my dick started leaking randomly ¿?
>>36661816oh yousa a whyte sistah fro anotha mista? mhmmmm
>>36661792we all do, bud>>36661742not too bad. i fumbled the cutest femboy ive ever seen earlier, but i did a discord call with a new friend and i played a lot of mindless video games does this person love you back?
>>36661820well it did with like 0 stimuli and that never happens to me so i got scared
>>36661742I've been thinking about getting a good cheeseburger. And mortality. Now also vines.
>>36661823frrr
>>36661710man i hope i can have this much genuine brightness and tenderness shine through in anything that i ever do or any interaction i ever have. I hope i can get all fixed up, but maybe i do just have some things missing that can’t be put back and i’ll have to be buried all bent out of shape
>>36661770I diagnose you with not coomimg enough and being unable to release built-up fluids during nocturnal emission because you don't get boners anymore
>>36661863You all good?
>>36661864no cause i zerk off to gay porn regularly . . .
>>36661842What are the mortality thoughts? I took a crack at a breakfast for dinner kinda deal earlier, came out ok, but def needed work in a lotta areas.
>>36661878you jerk it to gay boys fr fr?
okay chasergen, that's gonna be it for me, ill see you tomorrow goodnight!
>>36661877no, i feel bad but i am doing that to myself mostly. I feel terrible about myself but not in any interesting ways. The captcha is pretty funny
>>36661887yes i love watching two hunks going at it
>>36661895goodnight sarah, have a nice one
why dont trans girls like me pecking there cute little failed fem cock?
>>36661884I don't even like breakfast for breakfast. Lunch is my meal. And just the preciousness of our limited time. Nothing profound. I've been having an oceanic feeling quite often of late. But colder. Feels like something is going to happen soon.
>>36661899Lol, least you've still got the little things.But anyway, doesn't have to be interesting. Sadness isn't usually as exciting or grand as romance novels make it seem. Bit monochrome really.
>>36661910Oceanic feeling? I just finished a 3 week trip with someone I had become friends with from /soc/ years ago. It was sweet in some ways and a big disaster in others, but I miss em. I almost wish I didn't.
dear god pls make me hotter that would be really cool if over night it just magically happened pls thanks
>>36661710I love how passionate and knowledgeable you are. You're a great speaker, you have a cute and soothing voice. I could listen to you for hours. I'd love that actually, I would love to listen to you everyday. I'd like to hear about the islands too, I'm sad I missed that. You're a very interesting girl. You really are amazing.
>>36661924https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceanic_feeling3 weeks feels like a long while. This a romantic kind of situation then? I'm a little confused on what all conspired here.
>>36661921i feel dysphoric and dissatisfied, i’ve achieved what i wanted to achieve but i don’t particularly feel much better. maybe another time i’ll be feeling great, for now though i feel very dull and off-balance
>>36661949Ah, yeah. Those times sometimes just happen I guess. Do you think maybe the big goals just haven't quite hit you? Or maybe you're still just in a low mood from before having achieved them. Like for example if you were depressive and dissociative but setting goals and working through it. The goals don't necessarily stop the mental problems, just might give you some reassurance in your ability to now directly tackle them. Idk I'm rambling it's late.
>>36661943Oh, cool concept, I like that. Spiritually tapped in, in like a broad way. The thing was emotionally intimate but not physically. They're not in a place in their life where they can date. Even so, we got pretty close. Shared a bed a few times, just to like share the space and hold hands a little. We're also very different people, so there was a lot of friction personality wise. But I feel like we did really connect, which is what I wanted out of it. I'm just confused. I don't feel like I'm what they want out of a partner or friend, though they said I was, told me they missed me during small gaps. Its just complex, too much to write here really, but I do miss them now, even if it did get a bit chaotic and hard at times when we were together.
Its my fault for liking women with big gocks Its my fault for liking women with big gocksIts my fault for liking women with big gocksIts my fault for liking women with big gocks
>>36661968i can’t tell exactly what it is. i hope you have a nice day or nice night wherever you are anon, i wish you the best
>>36661974Hmmm, that definitely sounds complicated. Hopefully the time back alone will give you a little space to sort things out. Any idea where you plan on going from here?
>>36661988Well I hope you can figure it out, anon. Maybe talk to some people about it if you can. You have a nice night or whatever too.
>>36661994We can't see each other often cause both busy and live far away, so we're going back to being pen pals for the time being, I think? So just settling back into our regular routines for now. I just hope they miss me, I guess. Or they don't. I don't know, I'm kinda crossed up at the moment, my head and heart are very out of whack
>>36661984Its my fault for not having a big gockIts my fault for not having a big gockIts my fault for not having a big gock
>>36661984i hate that mine is small so much
>>36662030Samet. chaser
>>36662008I'm sure you'll figure it out between the two of you. And if it doesn't work out, oh well, plenty of great people out there. And if it does work out, even better.I'm gonna go pass out.
>>36662029Its not your fault in the future there will be better penis improvement via penis improvement technology
>>36662030>>36662029Pls stop hating yourselves, im a worthless chaser manwhore sizequeen turbofaggot
>>36662030That's dumb, small is cuter
>>36662046Thanks for talking to me, stranger. Gnight
>>36662063They care more about functionality?
>>36662063big pp girls get all the love and attention
>>36662081And im disposable to them But this just means you'll get a dude who isn't crazy about big dicks
>>36662108it means i won’t get any dudes sorry
>>36662118lol
>>36662124my loneliness is funny to you?
>>36661492Hi Connecticut tranner, I'm a Mass guy I'll spare the Massachusetts is your daddy stuff for now.Are you cute and nice?
>>36660344The "egg" shit is weird.
>>36662118Do you really want a dude who's crazy for big hard girl boners and wants to slobber on it and ride it?Plenty of small pp enjoyers who just want to tease it and watch it wiggleMaybe even a unicorn chaser who doesn't like it and just ignores it
>>36662144I just want a chaser who will make me eat all the eggs I dont understand how thats weird
>>36662151i’m fine with being stroked and sucked but no i don’t want to top
>>36662118FalseDo you really want a fucking trainwreck like me
>>36662175idk maybe not you specifically you sound really self-hating
>>36661984yeah it is
>>36662193Figures, can't blame you
>>36661148Thank you girlanon. This made me feel happier.
>>36662054I cant afford penis improvement surgery :(
>>36662274Communism
>>36662158Eggs are fucking gross tranners should be swearing off them whenever with a bf.Unless your bf loves braaps it's unpleasant and very masculine to have egg braaps, makes your kisses smell like egg too. Makes the stomach and colon a warzone.Nono tranners should not have eggs except under special circumstances with strict observation by a strong egg eating Bf.
>>36662323Tfw no strong egg eating bf
>>36662323perfect gf material right here
Where's rick
chasers can you describe the personality of the tranny you like? and maybe some physical attributestranners can you describe the chaser you like and his personality? and maybe some physical traits
Deep sloppy wet kisses with transgirls.
>>36662460Nice, humble, the quiet kind of autistic. Skinnier with longer hair and a cute voice.
>>36662460Kind, patient, romantic soul, intelligent, artistic.
>>36662460secure with himself and calm. tall and cute. he doesn't like me back tho
>>36662460big strong funny caring mature stable aware committed straight and a gamer with good taste
>>36662481>>36662502these could apply to me i think, i hope so anyway
>>36662460he's cheerful and nice i dunno i just like him
>>36662481>>36662502>>36662518>>36662594>>36662641yay these are all so wholesome :3
>>36662638I didn't describe her physical appearance but she's the most beautiful girl ever, better than cis girls or other trans girls, its crazy how hot she is. I'm not just saying that either.
>>36661206>>36661208https://voca.ro/1fFgX7ITbRsw
>>36662752why does everyone have a better voice than i do :(
>>36662460he's strong and I can always rely on him and trust him he's really romantic too I love when he gets me flowers
>>36662752well it is pretty bad in all honesty, you need to work on resonance, very shaky unstable clocky voice
>>36662762because they train
>>36662768i just have anxiety and i dont voice train btw
>>36661045imagine Jennie using her man voice for these
>>36662752bretty good
>>36662752https://vocaroo.com/1fPrAbSs6GgO
>>36662772i'm doing csp training with no results
>>36662786https://voca.ro/14lGblCh4p4Z
>>36662803https://vocaroo.com/15RzaE3OQhKl
>>36662808https://voca.ro/1jhIvFHYsYjl
>>36662786kek
>>36662786https://vocaroo.com/1aGdUIOtuWeK
>>36662834someone should make more jennie edits
>>36662786you sound like my 60 year old Jewish philosophy professor
>>36662794idk what that is I just speak and it works, try that
>>36662894:(
fuck it
>>36662916fuuuck eeeeet
only tranners here no chasers
Vocaroo enjoyers been eating good :)
i will never post my voice because i'm a voicehon
>>36663055I'm patient.
>>36662932euro hours is always all hussy tranners and no chasers while american hours is agp time and lots of chasers
>>36662932I'm a chaser, I just don't want to interact with trans womenThat shit hurts too much
I am a chaser hello
>>36663199Woah, real.
>>36663199>That shit hurts too muchtell us more please
>>36663199How can you call yourself a chaser if you don't interact with trans women?
I am a chaser, let's kill all trannies
>>36663212Every time I try I feel like a monster for wanting a relationshipEvery trans woman that's not just a bearded old man cosplaying is either taken, a transbian, abused and schizophrenic, or some combination of those things, and it's just really depressing to try and get throughI'd rather just be alone than try to deal with all that desu
>>36663246>takenyou gotta go in before they're taken tho
>>36663250>beforeI feel like I might run into different issues if I hung around middle schools that much
>>36663246I mean she will be mentally ill yeah other than that they come in plenty of flavours
>>36663261Hey, I'm not mentally ill. I think...
Are you single?
Yeah.
>>36663274>>36663268
>>36663281Why
>>36663284I am single
>>36663261See normal mental illness would be manageable, but then you have the ones whose self-esteem is so fucked that they will actively freak out at any attempt to meaningfully connect with them, which is insidious in its ability to make me feel like there's something fundamentally wrong with me
>>36663294I'm a coward :)
i am NOT feeling this new fithttps://unsee cc/album#wAAeY7CXIByh
>>36663431still hot
>>36663441yeah but it makes me look liek a brick
>>36663431Fuck off spice
>>36663447To you
Cuddling.
Eating spicebag's ass
>>36663608pedo
>>36663621Legal in my country
>>36663624pedo country
>>36663638She has the body of a 20 year old woman
I don't know who talked about sunflowers and vines last night, but I think I love her.
>>36663732Good choice, there were feelings felt listening to it.
>>36661782Ahhhhh sorry I fell asleep,$:dhxbvI was a bored child in highschool that loved sunflowers, and would read about them in English class. I ended up coming across the term phototropism and looked into it because I was really amazed. >>36661804I’m really really glad you liked it. :>I was kinda scared people would find it cringe or boring >>36661863you can anon I believe in youu :)>>36661941Ahhh thabk you anon!! I’m really lonely but have a lot to talk about. It makes me happy thinking people care about what I have to say even if it’s silly stuff like plants or islands>>36662141umm I think I’m kinda cute, but I’m really nice>>36662233I’m really glad :>>>36663732secret
>>36663987Gm. I like you a lot. I'm going to ask for another tonight.
>>36663987Good morning gorgeous beautiful I hope you have an amazing day
>>36664023good morning!! I’ll be ready :>>>36664105aaah hii good morning to you too!! I hope you have an amazing day as well :>
Goodnight.
>>36664152It’s 9 am
>>36664186>>36664186>>36664186DO YOU WANT DINNER, A BATH, OR... NEW THREAD!!
