because powerful strong feminine gay men aren't allowed to be public role models and celebrities in the same way without undergoing the humiliation ritual of crossdressing or presenting female outright

>>37312688
explain donald trump then?

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I’m making hot pockets

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>>37312679
I don't like women.

I weigh 600 lbs. I hire someone to clean me. I leave my door unlocked in case someone needs a butt pocket for their penis. What is stopping you?

why bottoms always mixing the colors ?

>>37312697
donald trump isn't femmy, jd vance has a much femmier voice
and vance isn't allowed to be the figurehead
that's how it works

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I knew I would find you homo gays in here. I know whats going on. So dont nobody try nothin.

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That means you.

And you and you and you.

You too.

I'm rooting around in the armoire for a lost tater chip, like a piglet, right now. I'm even weaing my cpap. Some one fuck my fat butt pussy right now!

>>37312752
this was a larp invented to fuck with xanthippe why do you keep spamming it girl?

>>37312730
>jd vance has a much femmier voice
JD Vance is three White Claws away from being a party slampig at all times.

do most people in this gen have low or high digit ratio?
i have very low

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Time you gays learned a lesson in morality.

Please allow 20 minutes while I type it up and separate it into the adequate number of posts.

>>37312752
“I thank God I am deemed worthy to be hated by the world.”
— jerome

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She has been like this for a hour guys.

>>37312824
Thats a cat.

>>37312806
I'd have a high ratio if you weren't all bigots that refuse to fuck plus size people!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew_sKPeF5iU

>>37312806
high (index fingers are slightly longer than ring fingers)
i'm a bottom

>>37312824
this is type of powerful, strong women that I (gay) like

>>37312818
“Hey :-)”
-xanthippe seeing some random twitter barbs dick pic uploaded on unsee

Let me explain this again to you feeble smooth brainlet wee tiny brain gays:

You are trying to imitate straights. Straights are *required* to get gfs to marry and make straightlets.

You are trying to imitate a system that wasnt designed for you. You dont have some entitlement to sex. No one cares whether you get laid or not.

>>37312885
>No one cares whether you get laid or not.
you do apparently

>>37312867
Do you have asd, adhd or other mental illness?

>step brother is going through a messy divorce
>she does a bunch of crazy shit to him
>talking to him about
>"women are crazy. I guess you're lucky you're gay"
Why are heteros like this

>>37312885
I have to be stronger than the hairy fella that challenges me to sex. There is a whole world you dont know about, boy.

>>37312900
i have diagnosed adhd lol
but i don't take my meds
i also am pretty menthol in general, i have not been outside in months and i never held a real job at almost 30 and my mom does everything

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>>37312869

>>37312909
hand: me
cat: bish

>>37312806
my ring finger is much longer than my index finger

>>37312901
He's giving you a hint. Have sex with your brother.

>>37312917
bish is a catty cunt lol

>>37312907
fuck digit ratio literally means nothing for males. ok but how athletic is your bone structure?
>>37312918
what is your mental illnesses?

>>37312918
hot
are you a top?

>>37312921
hot

>>37312892
Two men cant have sex. They can only imitate it. Dicks have nothing to do with assholes. Its all cope.

The distinction is not only medical and biological but legal as well. Thats why rape and deviate assault or sodomy are different charges. Its not actually sex. No one can reproduce because of it.

Contrary to gay brain, sex is a euphemism for the intercourse that can result in fertilization of female eggs by males, not any random thing a pervert can do with their genitals to get off.

>>37312907
Hi bshit!
>>37312917
Hi bpd!

>>37312909
хopoшa дiвчинкa.

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>>37312925
extremely unathletic and my bone density is that of a 80 year old due to having been underweight for years
i'm tall and lanky

>>37312937
im not bish im german and i dont have bpd

>>37312909
Is this cat straight or gay? I must know so I can judge him.

>>37312929
well if fucking someone's mouth is not gay i'm sure you don't mind my boyfriend fucking your mom's

>>37312949
>bone density is that of a 80 year old
>i'm tall and lanky
Perfect dom top.

>>37312949
oh my bad, i said it incorrect. do you have more masculine bone structure with broad shoulders or do you have really wide hips? but if you're underweight i guess your hips aren't wide

>>37312962
im a subottom

>>37312968
i don't know but my shoulders are wide

>>37312986
Imperfect dom top.

>>37312942
I love her.
>>37312950
I don't know, I don't speak cat language.

>>37312962
why underweight guy is perfect dom top for you?

watching 13 year old minecraft let's plays

trying to design my living room but I'm bad at design and want to just put a bunch of random ikea shit in it and call it a day

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>>37313033

>>37313044
i dont mean by 13 year olds but 13 year old let's plays

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>>37313015
>I don't know, I don't speak cat language.
Well keep an eye on it and put the notes into a report. We cant afford any gay cats escaping and organizing rebellion. A very close eye.

>>37313062
My sianese ragdoll might be gay, he humps the other boy (all are fixed).

python4

>>37313134
So you're going to be my nerd programmer BF then? I'd prefer a fellow C++ dev but Python will do.

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>>37313134
Big russian python, right bro?

>>37313144
I'm mostly not using python I'm writing C11 uwu
I solved advent of code last year to like day 22 in c++20 and gave up because I'm too dumb for the problem :(

side status, intercrural max edge

>>37312679
Because aggressive women are relatable. also passive and timid women are pathetic and annoying to be around

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i'd fuck him so bad

i took computer science in high school and hated it

I'£ve been edging for about 2 hours now. I think tonight ill throw my legs over my shoulders and cum in my mouth. Im curious how ill taste. My guess is like a McFlurry.

>>37313239
filtered by pointers huh

filtered by template metaprogramming

>partial differential equations
>tensor analysis
>proof based class
nooo school isnt piss easy anymore my fag brain is cooked

>>37313239
I played oregon trail in school on an old apple something or other

WOW
>>>/pol/482040732
she needs to write a gay man

>>37312925
adhd and bpd
>>37312927
yeah

>>37313252
lul pointers were easy for me and im not even a CS major

>>37313306
I'm a professional dev now and I still work with people sometimes who ask me if they should put a '*' or '&' in their code it terrifies me people can make it to the pro level and still fuck this up.

Playing with lincoln logs in muh trousers

>>37313321
i kind of want to get a job programming desu but im a math major so i'll have to do a lot of self teaching

>>37313033
I watch pat and woolie's bloodborne playthrough occasionally

>>37313321
i'm unemployed and just a hobby programmer
why are people like that employed

>>37312741
>>37312750
i’m gonna try somethin

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>>37313095
lol

>>37313338
do it it pays so well, I believe in you anon

delta watching 13 year olds play minecraft whilst gooning

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>>37312818
Why are you replying to yourself fat fuck?

>>37313252
idk i preferred medical microbiology more

I dont care for the conversations here. I thought you guys liked wieners

>>37313366
esquizofrenia

whilst (british)

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>>37313346
0.<

whilst (taylors version)

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>>37313382
lol

>>37313386
I want to save a brit, and his hot peepee, from getting stabbed by retards,and return he'd let me play with his peepee

smelly indians shoving their dirty asses in your face. wwyd?

>>37313414
can you explain why you think i’m conbot

>>37313033
there is something really comfy about old and forgotten youtube content

gta v reveal trailer

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>>37313426

>>37313426
Barf, then fuck delta in his butt vagina.

>>37313349
Hi cat anon, how you are doing?
>>37313426
Show them AK

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>>37313427
fat fuck

>>37313462
okay

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>>37313427
are you ok?

I tried to get a friend of mine who was a mathematics major to help me make a trading algorithm, but he was always busy. Big sad.

santino shitting on a plate and serving it to you, hot and steamy

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>>37313501
yummy

>>37313426
just smell and asking them to fart and even shit if they can
sorry not sorry

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>>37313461
:3

>>37313495
anon.get_rich_quick();
for (;;) {
anon.fuck(grindr.get_next_cute_man(), SUCK | SWALLOW | MORE);
}

>>37313487
why wouldn’t i be

>>37313487
anon, he's been spamming a guy for two months because "he" rejected him over a year ago, obviously he isn't ok

>>37313495
Hey idanon.
>>37313547
Good to hear.

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>>37313564

>>37313517
sounds pretty based to me brother man

you can delete one gg poster from existence. who is it?

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>>37313517
based

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>>37313603
myself

>>37313603
Xanthippe and his alts PLUS his anonymous capabilities

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>>37313603
Whoever calls me zigger most.

https://thisvid.com/videos/trapped-by-farting-ass/

>>37313603
Xanpostle

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>>37313564
Wat

>>37313580
Ayo

gay gay gay, i'm gay. i need dick! omg

i heard you guys like feet

>>37313654
ask chat gpt ples

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No one can delete me. Im a man. And an American. AND white. And bi. Weakly gays cannot lay a finger on me, tyvm.

>>37313669
whats that

>>37312824
Her little tongue

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>>37313670

suck peniss! aaaghh!!

37313670
no one said anything about u luv

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>>37313654
>bunnies
^^

>>37313692
Just because some of us don't want to see feet doesn't mean we want to see gross feet

>>37313714
Fucking adorable

Did footfag approve of mine or no?

>>37313737
if you dont want to see feet you dont want to see feet of any kind silly

>>37313664
i dont like feet but i like farts

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>>37313669
But I want someone else to code some of my my trading strategies…

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>>37313755
:)

>text a guy and ask him if he wants to hang out
>message is read
>doesn't respond and its been multiple days
why do men do this shit just say no be a man

>>37313714
They’re all over the place up here, but they attract the coyotes and hawks.

>>37313767
Did you hear the US Navy is now going to start co-ed submarines?

Because common sense remains the enemy, of course, and we know how well women and the navy go together.

not necessarily helpless, but being at the complete whim of a top as he relentlessly slams his cock into my buss, that's my favorite part. it feels natural to give-in.

small assed bottoms x thick dicked tops
name a more iconic duo

>>37313793
pawbs x bbc

>>37313737
oh, then get off your fat lazy fucking ass and do something about it. i see diapergen is gone. it's time passgen goes too. you know what else? having like five different gens for mtf. manmodergen. femboygen. mtfgen. you get one. tell your little discord dick suckers to get all your shit, fucking all of it, and get it together. i'm tired of this shit. you got retards droppin' n-bombs left right and center and i'm the only one that reports it? fuck you guys. you get what you deserve, and it's not a boyfriend for delta.

>>37313793
a twink and a redhead

>>37313777
classic grindr behaviour

>>37313788
>but they attract the coyotes
Uh oh. That sounds like it could be a problem. But idk anything about coyotes. Just wild dogs sounds like a problem.

you can't handle him, give him to me.

>>37313793
timur x ukrainian soldier

>>37313791
Here we go again with women invading gay spaces…

>>37313788
They really attract predators? From a hawk to a coyote?

>>37313777
because there's no consequence in modernity. blame yourself for being a whore that can't develop meaningful relationships.

Daily reminder that in the year 2024 most flamers are tops

>>37313768
Alright, hear me out. I’m gay, and I have this unique attraction that I just have to share. You see, I’m not just into the usual guys; my heart beats a little differently. I find myself irresistibly drawn to male apes, specifically chimpanzees. Yeah, you read that right. There’s just something about their strong build, their expressive faces, and those intelligent eyes that gets to me.
Whenever I watch those nature documentaries, I can’t help but admire the playfulness of the males in their social groups. The way they groom each other, the bonds they form—it’s beautiful! I mean, who wouldn’t want that kind of connection? There’s a raw authenticity to it that’s simply lacking in human interactions these days.
And don’t even get me started on their physicality. Those powerful arms, the way they swing through the trees, and let’s not forget the magnificent display of their wild side. My heart races just thinking about it.
Now, before anyone asks, I'm fully aware this is unconventional. But love knows no bounds, right? Who can really define attraction? It’s a spectrum, and I’m just on the more... primal end of it. I’m not looking to start a movement or anything, but maybe we should all open our minds a bit more.
So there you have it: just a gay guy with a soft spot for male chimps. It’s all about love and connection, and honestly, isn’t that what we’re all searching for?
#ApeLoveIsReal

post apes pls

>>37313853
hot

>>37313793
short sporty top x tall lanky bottom

>>37313837
>women invading gay spaces
so every gayden?

>>37313798
Jesus calm down m8
>only one that reports it
You think i don't

>>37313793
me & cooper

>>37313808
I've known this guy for a while and we've hung out several times

>>37313843
1) fuck you 2) I literally just wanted to know if he wanted to do some platonic activity together, and he can't even respond. But he'll text me again in a week and pretend like he was just too busy to see. I need to cut this nigga off for good. I always thought blocking people was dramatic but this is toxic he's done it before.

>>37313809
They’re mostly out at night. Not a huge problem per se, but they’ve been known to kill people’s cats and they’ll sometimes try to fight people’s dogs. It’s somewhat similar to wolves, but there’s no wolf packs around me as far as I know.

>>37313830
cute

>>37313863
hot
t. tall lanky bottom

short tops belong to short bttms, no exceptions

>>37313873
>I've known this guy for a while and we've hung out several times
what an ass
bite him

>>37313830
A big strong one full of hate but lust.

you know what i find comically? you guys are so retarded that you constantly get steam rolled in your arguments so you started using chatgpt because you thought that's what anon was doing. but then you realized it had gramatical mistakes that chatgpt wouldn't make. meaning, they beat you fair and square even when you tried to cheat because you though they were.

must suck to suck, losers.

just wreck you fuck faces constantly and ya get mad cause you're embarassed. ya can't lose gracefully. you blame twitter and reddit and all sorts of bullshit. this is why you have receeded into your discord echo chambers at the cost of public forums. on discord, you can just remove who you don't like from the server? but here? this is Carcosa, and daddy's home.

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>>37313841
Of course. They’re a meal for them. Pic related is the hawk that killed my squirrel friend that used to follow me along the fence as I walked into town. Overly comfortable and curious for its own good. :(

>>37313879
they should move to central african republic to live with a pygmy tribe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_Pygmies
as a 5'3 guy at 18 a pygmy would be a good option imo

>>37313902
i'm weak tall, but at least Ukrainian with hate but lust so suck my ass loser >>37313910 timur would suck my dick

>>37313913
You should send that hawk to a grave

>>37313876
Well thats good, no wolves I mean. Wolves are a lot bigger I think.

Makes me think of some movies I could watch tonight. I like an old one called Jeremiah Johnson but it always puts me to sleep lol

Theres one with Leo D about a bear but idr the name. I might rewatch it. All I remember about it was it had beautiful scenery

>>37313793
Hell yeah brother

>>37313873
>gets upset that they're good enough to fuck, but not good enough for a relationship
you should love yourself more before you let another dick jockey slam you. casual sex does not lead to a fulfilling relationship. you're confused because you don't understand how to form a meaningful bond and thought sex was the same thing.

you get what you deserve.

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>>37313912
Beat it. This is my corner. Im the one who spanks the gays around these parts.

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>>37313925
I only bottom, but only to guys who can wrestle me into submission and tie me up. Then dirty talk to me while using and teasing me.

>>37313945
ok incel, >>>/pol/ is that way

I'm not even trying to form a relationship with this guy (anymore), but he's so unreliable it's disappointing. On to the next.

>>37313966
he's right tho

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>>37313953
>marlboro's
hey~~ cowboy. got a case of bad breath? clean it up! with orbit gum.

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>>37313953
>>37313964
ok. sorry.


NO WAIT. timur, how much you weight?

>>37313793
small dicked tops x big dicked bottoms
muscle god bottoms x fat tops

>>37313966
he's not unreliable. he just sees you as a sex object. he doesn't want to hang out and do something platonic. you aren't friends, you're just fucking around.

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>>37313966

men who don't like topping have serious mental issues

>>37313953
Bro I fucking love Marlboro, I miss smoking so much.
>>37313986
I really don't know anymore.

>>37314003
i'm gunna go jerk off

>>37313913
>Pic related is the hawk that killed my squirrel friend that used to follow me along the fence as I walked into town.
Im sorry. Iktf. I was feeding my sparrows one day a few years back and a hawk swooped down and took off with a cripple I had been tending who was napping next to me. She was in a bad way.

Once I saw a grackle chase a sparrow into a bush and kill and eat it. I had no idea grackles would eat birds.

I even saw crows gang up on a baby bunny before I chased them away.

Nothing makes me madder than cats killing animals though. Its bad enough when its a stray. But I get really mad when its someones pet and they just let it roam the neighborhood killing off our animals.

>>37314011
how much it was last time?

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>>37314013
>peppermint

>>37313999
We hooked up initially and went on a few dates. Then did a few platonic things. Now it's like all his interest dropped and he just texts random shit every few weeks. I ask him if he wants to go to an event and he just ignores me. I know he lost interest that's not what I'm confused about. It's why he continually texts me on occasion but then flakes when I try to actually initiate anything. Ghosting me completely, or saying "hey I'm not interested anymore" would make sense but not this shit.

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>>37313928
I’m not even sure it’s in the area anymore, but they need to eat, too. Tbqh, the only thing I’m concerned about are these fuckers.

>>37313935
There’s always Brokeback Mountain. “Land” is also good.

>>37314007
No one wants "topped" by some gay who takes it in the ass. Thats like disease express. And sad.

>>37314027
he doesn't want to turn you away because you're compliant with his bullshit. you're playing second fiddle. when a hotter piece of ass is on the table he skips you, but when nothing else is lined up he hits you up. it's not rocket science.

>>37314031
You should put that HAWK TO A grave, and spit on that thang.
Oh my god get the joke already this is the 3rd time.

>>37314033
Bottoms and tops would not exist without each other. This mentality is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

>>37314031
Brokeback was good but it sort of drifts away from the scenery after the beginning. I did not see Land so I will look it up.

>>37314033
it's more a hierarchal thing. if a top submits to the bottom then they're consider equals which disrupts the harmony of the relationship. in order for a relationship to work one must be the leader and the other must obey them. when this dichotomy does not exist the relationship crumbles.

>>37314021
I was chubby last time, but also don't remember. I lost the weight visibly but never weigh since

>>37314020
Sorry to hear that, anon. I guess out here you just get more used to it.

>>37314050
>asks what flavor you like
>to a picture of a horse
>dumbass doesn't know horses love peppermints

>>37314049
>compliant with his bullshit
Nah I gave up on ever seeing him naked again. We have a lot of common interests and I had a lot of fun doing non sex stuff with him but if he can't even do the bare minimum of saying no I'm cutting the cord. I'm just frustrated 99% of gay men are trash at communicating and it's my job to call him out about his shitty behavior

>>37314031
lol skunks are okay and dont bother anyone. They can grow in number though, like racoons. Both would bumble up to me on my swing bench at night and snoop my feet lol.

Skunks can be quite friendly.

Well, most of them.

>>37314072
тa я б тeбe чиcтo aгpeciю зaдaвив би тa й вce. я й нe тaких лoмaв (нe в ceкci лoл пpocтo бiйкки)

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>>37314028
Russia

>>37314081
where did you meet him?
>bets are open: i got online 3:1 vs irl

>>37314094
Gay bar. Took him home, went out to brunch the next day. Did several dates and random non sex things over the next several months.

>>37314052
Oh, I think I get it now. I never cared for the meme, though.

>>37314054
Land has a lot of nice scenery but the logic behind the main character didn’t make much sense to me. Though, the ending was nice. I don’t remember exactly but I think it was the directorial debut of that one lady from house of cards.

>>37314090
Hot

>>37314111
ah the ol' gay bar. grindr before the internet. sounds like you were a shitty lay, he tried flattering you with some platonic dates, and you can't let it go because you're too immature.

>>37314089
I was charged by one at night while doing something in the lawn. Ain’t no way am I going to get sprayed. If you want to take the risk, that’s on you, man… If you know that sac or whatever has been removed, that’s a different story.

>>37314122
are you flamboyant? were you bullied in russia for gayness?

>>37314139
people the ride horses!
and i'll have you know, i've tamed stallions.

>>37314134
If I was such a shitty lady why did he come back multiple times for more? You bitches are so vindictive. I would like less crabs in a bucket shit and more destiny's child girl emotional uplifting.

>Can't let it go
I did let it go, I'm just annoyed this shit is so common among gay men.

>>37314144
Not flamboyant but went through hell after giving best friend (at that time) bj and he outed me in bad way after.

>>37314181
was it in school? uni?

>>37314207
School as young teen.

>>37314226
fuck i'd be killed by me axaxaxaxaxaxaxax

>>37314158
they were a rain dance! you're trying to turn a non-viable partner into a serious thing because the internet has destroyed your ability to make meaningful relationships with people irl.

he was supposed to be that confidence boost after a dry spell. if he was willing to fuck on the first date, it was never going to be serious. the fuck are you thinking some slut from the bar is going to complete you? puh-lease.

maybe if you meet him at the gym and you guys started lifting together.
maybe if you meet him at the game store and you guys played d&d together.
maybe if you shared common interests outside of getting drunk and fucking. but if getting drunk and fucking is the thing that brought you together, it's never going to work. move the fuck on.

you can't control other people, only yourself. if he's being a flake? fuck'em. instead you're wallowing in it like oh all men are the problem, no fuckface. you're the problem.

>>37314226
i mean you'd* fuck>>37314234
i have some sotries about my fag classmate

>>37314181
lmaooo

>>37314141
Oh but when they charge its all bluster. Its just a show. They have to be much more scared than that before they resort to spraying. Its usually people tripping on them or getting too close too fast. If you see each other clearly at a fair distance, say 5 or more feet, and they charge you, dont worry. As long as you dont get close and move suddenly.

Watch them charge on youtube and you will see they back off instantly and reverse. Its just to show they are bothered, not afraid.

not a fan of these dirty fucking russians in our thread

>>37314181
>went through hell after giving best friend (at that time) bj
we were best friends
it ruined the friendship
he wasn't gay

>>37314285
>he wasn't gay
Questionable

>>37314256
thanks for skipping the part where I said we had common interests. Also fucking on the first date is normal and the hookup to relationship pipeline is real, I don't want to hear your stories about how I have to meet like straight do or my relationship is invalid, go away.

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>>37314284
it seems you just dont like asian admixture, you fucking racist

>>37314285
it's fucking always like this. i asked my fag classmate if he's fag he said no i hate him so fucking much i could have sex but instead i just bullied him all years after. he's fucking retard

i want to either kill or fuck every russian i see, no in between

>>37314278
Idk man, I’m not about to get in a FAFO situation with a skunk. The finding out part, worst case, I definitely don’t want to experience.

>>37314334
idiot, you should combine these

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>>37314334
ok but which ones

>>37314285
>he wasn't gay
sis is right, he could've been bi

>no bf to spoon while we listen to Julia Holter and talk about our dreams
Why live

>no bf with who I can fart on each other faces
:(

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Small blog post

Anon who's bf took the warehouse job just wanted to say thank you to the other anon who responded to me last night, he cut his hand and came home early last night, I told him again he should just put in a notice, he brushed it off and went to bed immediately, he woke back up a few hours ago and started going on about wanting to call in, so I told him we needed to have a serious talk, it was less dramatic than I thought it would be he basically told me what I already knew, that he was worried he'd fucked up and that it would drag me down to, I reassured him for a while and agreed to quit with much less resistance than he's had the last few weeks, he called and put in a notice and we looked at local part time stuff as well as some certifications he was studying for in the past but never tested for, I made him dinner and stayed in bed with him til he was hard asleep then got up to finish some work stuff before I go back to bed myself, he seemed 1000 times better the moment he called in to place his notice so hopefully things can recover from here wasn't expecting it to happen so fast, but it's a massive weight off my shoulders

>>37314375
You don't deserve a partner if you're just going to be a cochino with him 24/7.

>>37314349
last i knew he had a kid with some girl now. normal hetero dude. works a job and pays bills and shit.

>>37314348
west baltic is the hottest here change my mind

>>37314344
lol I dont blame you. You have to be around them a bit to learn their behavior. Its like any critter, you get to learn their body language and temperament. They are brave for being so blind, and have to be genuinely terrified before they spray.

fwiw, they dont turn to spray. They will point their heiny in the same direction they are facing. So if they turn away and retreat, youre safe. Mostly they just want to scare you and watch to make sure you arent stalking them

fuck quitters. we go until it's over. fight for every last god damn inch.

>>37314344
bro, you just take a bath in tomato juice. it's not a big deal.

>>37314387
but isn't that the best part? two guys, living together. playin' grabass all day and jerking off? no girls allowed.

>>37314457
That part is fine, but the farting is a red line.

>>37314477
listen. sometimes, when you're laying in bed together, watching some autistic bullshit on twitch together. you just have to pull the blanket over their head and let it rip.

making him yours, one thrust at a time.

>>37314415
Fair, but still…

>>37314439
I’m not wanting to throw away my clothes over a damn skunk.

>>37314506
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLz1GSkJeks

in space, no one can hear you fart

i've farted right now

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>>37311568
I am doing okay! Thanks for asking! ^-^
How are you?

>>37314500
Hot.

>>37314537
what did it sound like?

>>37314520
I’m not convinced. That’s probably a relatively domesticated skunk.

>>37314545
Omg that's me! haha

when we drive in your car im your baby

>>37314348
tronder, all nordics, faelid, west baltic, north pontic, atlanto mediterranean, dinaro mediterranean, and pontic could all get it

How to find a bf as an actual dicklet top? Should I settle for something open(ew)? Or should I larp as asexual and just jerk off? I just wanna experience love for once

>>37314588
maybe just kill yourself :/

>>37314588
How big?

i can’t believe we have one life in this temporal plane and we’re spending it querying over whether or not it’s worth living if you have a small penis. please get an existential issue or something

>>37314588
One of my favorite tops has a 4 inch dick. I like it because I can take it with almost no preparation but it still hits my prostate. Unless it's a micro penis you are good

>>37314569
Oh the video says he is orphaned and plays with him daily. I would never try to pet a wild skunk. Though babies usually arent scented right away. I just mean you dont have to be terrified of them if they charge. The smartest thing is just to stand still. They are testing your reaction and want to be sure you arent going to attack or arent going to pursue. They retreat almost immediately after.

The real thing is to not approach them quickly or get close suddenly. Thats when they get confused and scared and might spray. Like I said, the real spray danger is not seeing them and tripping on them since they are practically blind and clumsy as hell. Watching them run or walk is comical, always tripping and running into stuff.

>>37314647
Fair enough, thanks for the info. Heading home to go to bed soon.

i had a pet ferret as a child

>>37314648
i literally don’t give a fuck

>>37314688
as a tranny you should kys

>>37314614
I mean yeah I have worked on the rest of my body, but it just made it so most my matches are kinda out of my league overall and they end up being disappointed when we have sex

hate this dog faced cunt

>>37314702
I'm still here, dick.

>>37314697
who started this rumour . have i not posted dick and balls here before ? i am not transsexual. either way!

>>37314686
Cute! What was their name?

>>37314630
We don't have one life:

https://youtu.be/9YJiYEiGg3c

>>37314708
fuck off tranny

Who's watching the substance this week?

>>37314714
>i am not transsexual.
No you're not.

What you are: Cute as a button.

>>37314672
Have a good night!

>>37314716
>once I'm with someone.
I guess I'll just have to look more. I deleted tinder after 2 guys unmatched with me after asking about my dick size

bottoms are biologically incapable of literacy, so it is cruel to force them into the education system when their natural instinct is to stay home and lay eggs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltbDkQ5mWAY

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>>37314787
I agree.

Fed is probably going to cut rates by 50 bps (0.50%) at the meeting. If I were Powell, I’d do a 75 bps cut.

>>37314783
Bullet dodged desu. Anyway how big is it ?

>>37314802
Well unless I say like 3 inches imm gonna get the same responses of (it is not too small), but it is small for +95% of bottoms I talked to

>>37314787
lol

>>37314831
can you just give an actual measurement instead of whatever bs you just wrote. You're anonymous nobody cares. If it's less than 4 inches you're in trouble. More than 4 is fine.

sometimes i make a post so good it feels like i put my brain cum into it

peachy yogurt ^^

>>37314751
thank u ^_<
>>37314787
if this is true, why are all english lit graduates bottoms?

wtf I forgot I had a class tonight. I might be retarded brothers because how do you just forget months in

>>37314895
blog it faggot

>>37314895
I graduated from college in 2018 and then I still have an occasional nightmare where it's the end of the semester and I realized that I had a class I was skipping all semesters and now I'm going to fail. The university trauma will follow you forever.

>>37314906
You sound as black as blu looks right now

>>37314909
I had those nightmares about high school where I show up the first day, the quad is deserted and I realize I don’t even know my schedule and can’t find my home room. Looking forward to leveling up to uni nightmares brother

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>>37314954
Bruh

>>37314954
hello piggy what’s new

>>37314954
Might as well make it a nice 3 piece

>>37314954
one word: SEMAGLUTIDES

never underestimate the strength of a fag

>>37314967
Unemployment mostly lmao, hbu?
>>37314973
Soon enough I am sure

>>37315041
oh shit, what happened?

>>37314954
xan wishes he could be this skinny

>>37315067
Store wasn't getting enough business so the owner closed. Surprised it survived as long as it did desu

>>37315165