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old >>37568435
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>>37570911
Why only thirdies and americans like hotdog?
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>>37570920
many enjoy sausages in Germany, France, and the UK
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Today I will watch porn so that I can find fault with and criticize it for numerous errors in production.

I also watch them like football training tapes so that I can yell at the actors for showing bad performance and clumsy lack of skills.
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>>37570920
Thirdies think its acc made from dog, and americans are retarded
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>>37570920
I get mad at people running down hotdogs because they eat the cheapest ones and then complain they are all crap.
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thank you for recognising that i am a slutty skunk cum dump :3
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>>37570938
I only buy grass-fed ones by applegate farm, other brands just don't do it for me
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wassup homos

>>37570933
you should stream this, i would watch
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>>37570951
G'morning normiepoo :3
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>>37570911
I want mcdonalds but I dont want to get fat
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>>37570951
Its actually worth considering it. But usually when I have an idea, someone else with better backing is already doing it.
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>>37570955
morning, wassup?
>>37570966
fuck em, they can't do it as good as you
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>>37570975
Nm, talked to the pole some more and i think i acc like him without being obsessed o.o he might be a little bit nazish, but not reallly o.o
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>>37570933
i miss porn with storylines
porn needs a total makeover these days
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Did you watch Agatha All Along?
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>>37570964
I feel ya. I also feel like if I comment too much on it, you might think I am delegitimizing your feelings and I am not.

So I would just submit you two want different things. And you sound like a good bf. I know what its like to give everything you got and be let down for a lower standard.

If your roomate wants to be serious with him, he is building his own doom. Surely the married guy doesnt want that. Who knows what his story is but husbands/dads using gays for recreation is pretty much universal. Your roomate would be a fool to think it will ever be anything more than fun.
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Feet
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>>37571004
I heard if sucks
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>>37570964
I mean yes, you're butthurt yet you are completely reasonable
>the son of a bitch is married with a daughter
>he wants to get serious with the guy
Does he know what exactly DL bishits are? I would throw all your sympathy away and don't think of it, so he might learn a lesson
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>>37570958
Everything in moderation. I actually respect a lot of what McDonalds has accomplished but I don't think people should make it a habit. Fast food quality has gotten so incredibly poor. Thats why Five Guys has to charge $15 for a burger to deliver the same quality everyone used to get for a pittance.
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>>37570995
>i think i acc like him without being obsessed
> he might be a little bit nazish
you don't say
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>>37570975
>they can't do it as good as you
lol
I admit its both embarrassing and comical if you could see me shouting at bad bj practice and crummy camera work. The bar has really gotten low for directors.
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>>37571011
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>>37571024
>Everything in moderation
Mutts are retarded
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>>37571003
You dont want to be that guy. That would be evil, your roomate is just being dumb and sketchy. You have to let go of it. Its not a good thing to focus on.
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>>37571038
i still say do it. even if it's just audio. but i'm sure it will get popular and someone else will do it with face and make tons of money. or get asked to participate in porn
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>>37571009
>>37571015
>>37571046
stop responding to deleted posts retards
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>>37571049
lol I could do clips like Steve Inman does with muggers getting smoked.
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>>37571033
I dont like him cuz hes a nazi LMAO its despite of being 3% nazish :3
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>>37571059
let me know if you do. i find porn extremely cringe so i know i'd laugh my ass off
>>37571067
if you can like someone despite them being a nazi, you're probably a nazi too
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>>37571040
:D
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americans have thirdie soulzz.
they're nuevo-riche trash.
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>>37571072
But then it wouldnt be despite of o.o and hes not a nazi, just doesnt like immigration o.o
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>>37571072
will you stop posting here? you and your little minions always ruin the thread with the same boring shit everyday
>Nazi this Nazi that
none of this has any relation to gaygen, stfu and gtfo
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>>37571100
There a lot of gay nazis on twitter & gays simp for actual nazis and their clothes & i am not a minion..
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>>37571009
Yeah we ended up having a conversation about the breakup before

Alrhough I was the perfect man for him emotionally and spiritually he said he couldn't look past the shallow and petty things. I was just regular guy and he was doing the spinster routine of expecting the perfect man

Needless to say it Kinda hurts that he considers that bastard his perfect man when he knows very little about him and they've never spent more than an hour at a time.

The fact that the guy makes more money than me, has driven hobbies like going back to college to get another degree or something, is taller, etc seems to be enough to put him over me

I know they'll never get serious because my roommate has so much secret baggage but it doesn't feel good knowing he thinks so much higher of this guy than he does of me despite all I've done for him
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>>37571109
you are a fake ass cunt and should die you fucking cunt you fucking cunt
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>>37571118
I am realer than you
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>>37571120
real fat and brainless
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>>37571100
Caip/Xan/Normie/TheApostle is a nazi simper
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>>37571082
who is immigrating to poland? does he hate it when polish people migrate everywhere across europe? or is it only certain immigration he has issues with? you don't need to answer any of this because i don't really care, he sounds like garbage
>>37571100
buy my silence for $16000 a month
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>>37571123
I am not fat, and i got 135 on that iq test :>
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>>37571126
it's always the same shit everyday with this non-male obviously female poster
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>>37571127
Oh he only doesnt like muslims cuz they dont assimilate :3
Also pls dont stop posting for 16000 :c
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>>37571134
female iq's don't matter and have no relevance
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>>37571145
Im a boye...
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>>37571111
>it doesn't feel good knowing he thinks so much higher of this guy than he does of me
your roommate is clearly an idiot. why would you care what he thinks about anything when he objectively demonstrates shitty judgement?
>>37571142
gross. you should have better standards. this man is trash
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banned?
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>>37571153
Ive said it way harsher than he did desu he just said it as a meme o.o we were talking about worldslavia that a new tito would lead ( excluding ruzzia )
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>>37570911
ok ok alright
but what if they are 11 thousands years old?
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>>37571162
Depends on their level of maturity
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>>37571158
oh, you're trash too. please stop talking to me
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>>37571111
>I was the perfect man for him
delusions
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>>37571109
jmd der auf inselaffen sprech was faselt kann nich ein natsozi sein per definition ^^
schland über alles
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>>37571166
It was a jokeee, 100% ironic o.o im not a commie
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choose your agent of chaos
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>>37571166
NO ONE would talk to you if not for larp3r anonie :3
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>>37571187
Dont bully him
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>>37571183
maga cap, he prolly shy irl
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I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE I OFFENDED YESTERDAY
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>>37571178
yeah sure. i wasn't joking though.
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>>37571175
His words. He literally said i was the perfect man when it came to how I treated him. That why we were together for a bit but eventually his shallowness and perfectionist from.his abusive upbringing was taking over and my personal faults became too much of a barrier for him
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>>37571204
u don't remember what occurred yesterday on here let alone an hour ago..
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>>37571210
you should have showed him you weren't the a perfect man and treated him like shit.. you're just like tankanon who can't comprehend that all bottoms want someone with an element of danger, fear, and darkness or else you bore them
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>>37571183
Speed in the front

Why couldn't I have been born a woman? At least I'm a 5'3 twink
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>>37571208
About what o.o pls dont stop talking to me what did i do :c
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>>37571195
her
>>37571211
i member drinking alot of beer on an empty stomach, posting gore and raving and then eating alot of cake
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>>37571221
>you're just like tankanon who can't comprehend that all bottoms want someone with an element of danger, fear, and darkness or else you bore them
lol maybe tank would have better luck if he was upfront with his mental issues then
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>>37571246
Noo dont ignore me :C
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Alright guys.

How do I get the cute extremely dorky vudie gamer Mexicab guy at work to notice me more. He already says hey to me whenever he sees me and on occasion will speak with me usually about Yugioh but I want this guy to know I'm into him

Should I call him cute?
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fill me with cum :3
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>>37571222
>Speed in the front
same, and it's not even close
t. bottom
>Why couldn't I have been born a woman? At least I'm a 5'3 twink
I'm a 6' old bigfoot estromale. It's over.
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>>37571274
>and on occasion will speak with me usually about Yugioh
i used to talk to a uggo fatty that wanted to be friends with me about sports and basketball teams in the breakroom to shut him up
asshole started learning nba

>>37571302
post receptacle
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>>37571302
i wonder how susceptible you are to being hypnotized
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>>37571310
my hole is loose ;w;
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>>37571222
>I'm a 5'3 twink
*eyeroll* sweaty please
post body in sensual position
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>>37571316
mine is all puckered up
i wanna see a used up ruined boislit
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>>37571337
fuck me? ;w;
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>>37571339
they cute but the hats ruin itj
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>>37571339
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>>37571359
women are fucken crazy
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>>37571310
Should've specified he initiates the conversation with me. I think he uses Yugioh as a buffer because that's how we first started talking(he saw me playing Master Duel)

Though funnily enough he's super in Pokémon so I ended up buying a game on my old Swifch but literally never took it out of the box or even removed the celephane warp. I thought it would he a way to get closer to him but was way too uninterested in Pokémon to try

I know my in is getting into vidoe games and anime though.
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So i just hooked up and swallowed + got fucked a bit by some guy 3 or 4 Streets away in his car.
He is actually very hot but
1- he is married
2- he literally knows my dad
3- he is pretty much my neighbour
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>>37571369
Maybe just ask him to 1v1 you at Yugioh. Do you know if he's gay?
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>>37571369
Are you both in the same looks tier?
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>>37571359
Trump derangement syndrome is going to unprecedented levels no? I expect mass suicides in november
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I am a 27 year old unpleasant unemployed bavarian.
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>>37571372
just more reason to keep things private and meet up more often to emotionally dump on each other and hook up
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>>37571382
Yeah, from trumptards when he loses
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>>37571384
I could fix you with hypnosis
everyone can be fixed with hypnosis
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>>37571344
fuck you?!
FUCK ME
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>>37571396
i like dominant men sorry
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>>37571004
>never heard of her before wandavision
>gets her own series
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>>37571390
The joy is gone.
Yov vvill be retvrned to gvatemala sister.
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>>37571400
>Polymarket
Topkek
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>>37571372
fffaaaakkkeee
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i like great ruling monarchs like king Arthur
not so much snivelling jewish bureaucrats (politricians)
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The guy im fucking with always plays techno and puts these disco lasers

Kill me.
That shit aint turning me on
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>>37571397
i sonny i am fuckin dominant
i meant FUCK ME as a goddamn command
u pussy ass bitch ass flamer
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>>37571414
try some LSD
>>37571419
i like having my skussy filled :3
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>>37571378
I don't actually like hence why this js so hard. I try leaning the conversation into finding out but because he's such a nerdy dork he never strays the conversation outside of his interests. He's one of those types thst you can't tell because they lack sex drive and only share about thisr hobbies

>>37571381
I'd say so. He's not some top tier cute; just my type. A dorky stocky guy who wears glasses
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>>37571414
Lol, what kind of techno? If it was something low energy or repetitive I could probably get into it, but if it's like, Skrillex, I'd probably die.
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>>37571409
He is married, hence why we fucked in his car, and he is very close to me distance wise, hence why he knows my dad from local sports club (he tended the bar or something like that).
When he left me by my house street he asked me if my dad was -then he said his name- and i said no
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>>37571351
trumpfags are easier to hypnotize
they're always very submissive
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https://youtu.be/AB4KfF_g06s
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>>37571414
faaaaaaaaake

>>37571421
>i like having my skussy filled :3
as if its not obvious from a mile away
u stink of sub pheromones
and leak cum from your previous encounter out of your butt, smearing the jeans
now, post the hOle
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>>37571427
>Lol, what kind of techno? If it was something low energy or repetitive
Something like this, i would prefer something with a male voice, more aphrodisiac
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>>37571395
men who do hypnosis and are into estoteric stuff give me the creeps
it seems like most of them use their quackery to control the bottoms/women in their lives, but I ain't fall for that
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>>37571438
i would never post that online
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>>37571429
pls dude, left me by my house street? really?
dl guy asking about your daaad? really?
come on, make something more believeable
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>>37571408
Nukamalacacas..... we wont be able to replace our electorate with hondurans... we will be retvrned to home...
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>>37571445
well u see, should not have posted face
than you can alwyas post hawt stuff and not care
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Can someone tell me what i did to trigger normiepoo o.o
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>>37571457
>live 2 streets away from the club
>send him my Location so he picks me up
>leaves me by my street
>he tells me to play dumb if we ever cross each other since he is well known on the neighbourhood and he is married
>he tells me he used to work at the club a street away.
>"oh my dad used to go there too"
>he figures out i live in the street he left me
>is your dad name ----- ?
>"uhh no"
>it is
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>>37571474
i used to post hole and cock and stuff when i was a cute skunk twink but now i am an old skunk

anyway i am facing eviction and potential jail time so if anyone is looking for a boytoy skunk i will give u my body
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Tom was walking by a pay phone on the street when it rang. He stopped, looking left and right to see if anyone was waiting for a call. Tom walked over, picked it up and said into the receiver, "Sorry, you just called a pay phone. Wrong number."

A deep, soothing masculine voice on the other end said, "Oh, that's okay. The beavers winning in time with the pace will make it up."

Tom shook his head in shock. "What?" he said.

But the voice on the other end continued, uninterruptible and rapid. "The pace is all that's important when the spinning hat plods along, right and left, easy and slow and feeling that it doesn't have to keep focus. One part can just relax away, while the other can lock in place. As the left hand follows the right choice, while the right follows what's left. But there's nothing left, right?"

Tom nodded dumbly, the rapid stream of words confusing his mind, making it hard to think.

"All the feelings you feel are right and left happen making you feel warm when it doesn't but it doesn't always, no change being just as relaxing. And relaxation makes so many things feel like they are heavy and yet your body feels weightlessly heavy, drawing you down and down into the sky and clouds flying high."

Tom stood there, his mind whirling, unable to form a clear thought amidst the tumult of confusion the man's words were causing.

"And when you're going down flying high, it's good to have someone to catch you. To help you make sense of everything that's happening. So it's good that you're listening to me with one ear while your conscious mind goes out the other. It doesn't matter which, the right choice or what's left, it's just so heavy and weighted down that it drifts away."

Tom then felt the sensation of all the confused, crisscrossed thoughts flowing out of his head, taking everything with it, except for the man's voice.
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>>37571502
i ain't be reading all that shit bro
but congrats, or sorry it happened
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do gay guys like cuddling? will i be able to find a boifren who likes to cuddle?
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>>37571486
>>"oh my dad used to go there too"
ahahahah shit no

>>37571492
there are prolly programs that help,
menial work too
if ur not on heroin
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How can you remain attracted to a bottom if he farts in his sleep or shits on your dick?
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>>37571512
you're already hypnotizes by reading and participating in 4chan
have you ever asked who the controller is since none of you have the ability to leave this place
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>>37571183
none of them are attractive
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>>37571534
hiroshima nagasaki
before that, moot (I actually had a really big crush on him, he is legit hot, imagine him x bish hnggggg)
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>>37571530
i dunno bro
wake up and smell the roses
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hello gg, whats on your mind
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>>37571530
snifffffff
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Wake up and smell the smeggy cock
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I have a crush on [celebrity]

And knowing he'll never be mine makes me want to commit several acts morally dubious acts
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Being around poors makes me uncomfortable
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>>37570998
I find it aesthetically gross. Bright lights, gaudy colors, unnatural and tasteless set design, excessive makeup and weird body standards, close-up shots of gross/degrading acts, etc
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>>37571530
If you cant you never acc liked him, just his hole
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>>37571522
only the kids
if u missed its over
they only do it ironically
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>>37571582
Ok tell me how common it is you shit on a guys dick if you are in a relationship and have sex a lot, and if it does happen can you really blame him for not wanting to put it in you?
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>>37571579
u alone in the room..
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNd4eocq2K0
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>>37571592
Not a bottom
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>>37571579
Usually I feel less at ease around condescending rich asshats
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what shall I answer when people ask me what I do/work? I have been unemployed since 2017 or so
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>>37571581
>close-up shots of gross/degrading acts,
lol like what? sucking a cock? shooting cum in mouth? fucking an asshole? prude fags like you are embarrassing. do your woman cosplay someplace else, bitch
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>>37571608
There are more bad poor people than bad rich ppl per capita
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>>37571522
Some of us would like to cuddle
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>>37571624
Lmao youre a fucking retard
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>>37571620
>hi anon so what do you do for a living?
>I am a neet
simple as
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>>37571441
praying, meditation, and most esoteric practices are just forms of uncontrolled and unguided hypnosis
one needs a living guru in order to truly understand what they are doing
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>>37571626
When did you cuddle last?
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>>37571620
tell them you were a fulltime shitposter at the ebin secret incel nazi website 4chan.com
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>>37571630
Nobody knows what a NEET is in continental yourop.

>>37571634
But I am a leftist and I have sex.
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>>37571622
I'd rather see the men's faces change as they're fucking than just their parts
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>>37571628
Triggered pooroid
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>>37571633
In a dream I had
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>>37571644
true, being able to observe the facial expressions are the most important part of porn and what turns me on the most
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i want to be cuddled
i have never felt the warmth or touch of another person in my entire life
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>>37571633
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>>37571644
i was pointing out to the fact that you consider dicks, mouths and assholes as "gross/degrading". fucking woman brained logic kek
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>giant bodybuilder who could crush you with one hand
>is actually a submissive bottom
Why is this so hot?
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gg at some point after exiting narnia, i started liking certain kinds of flamers
because they were the opposite of me, its like looking at innocent kids,
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Astrally projecting myself into Delta's room
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>>37570947
Grass fed doesn't mean free range, it means grass has been harvested and fed to captive cows in troughs, just like they do with grain fed cows.
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>>37571690
I know but buying free range meats online from independent farmers (because most aren't sold in stores) is annoying and expensive.
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a gay bar named desire
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>>37571664
Those parts aren't gross. Reducing people to their sex organs is degrading though.
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a bottom named destiny
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>>37571655
Same>>37571707
Destiny isnt a bottom
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zJZ2ntvIOE
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>>37571704
>Reducing people to their sex organs is degrading though
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>>37571713
>Destiny isnt a bottom
we can make him one
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>>37571715
DELTOIIIIIID
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I'm a gay esoteric Christian.
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job centre forces me to do a bottom-to-top (BtT) occupational re-training or they will cut my dole :(
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>>37571721
I wish he was desu
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>>37571732
name 5 apostles
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>>37571732
Is that the one with horoscopes and shit?
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Relationships, sex, friendships, and work all feel hard, sad, and pointless to me. The only parts of reality I like are food, pets, and going for walks.
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my mom spends my unemployment benefits for scratchcards, cigarettes and astrology magazines
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https://x.com/8irth/status/1844073928102404465
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I wish I'd contract some kind of aggressive cancer so I wouldn't have to live any more without going through suicide
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I think I'm addicted to armpits. Every time I see a hot guy I always think "What do his pits look/smell like", fuck. Same with their crotch/pubes I guess.
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>>37571741
Simon, Judas Thaddeus, Judas Iscariot, Bartholomew, Matthew, Peter, James, John, Andrew, Philip, Thomas, James
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>>37571771
This is actually incredibly common. Even vice versa. Men sniffing women's panties, etc.
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>>37571775
>Thaddeus
i bin Thaddeus :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wbm2t5gHTA
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>>37571744
horoscopes of today are total retardedness and different than how astrology was used in ancient times
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>>37571771
I hate going to the gym for just this reason
Some 19yo Arabic twunk exudes BO hnng
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>>37571640
>leftist and I have sex.
xdddd
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>>37571422
He's probably straight. The reason gays don't take things slow is because it's literally self harm, you're gonna spend all this time getting close to and developing a crush on a guy that will think you're a creepy faggot.

Shoot your shot or don't
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Beards are supposed to be MANLY... but neckbeards ruined them for a generation
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>>37571807
I have a boyfriend with whom I have monogamous sex.
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>>37571734
dreckiger harzer
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>>37571818
neckbeards are really hot tho

>>37571820
bin HIVler uwu
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>>37571818
It's the man that's handsome, not the beard. A handsome man can look good with any kind of style.
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>>37571819
is 'he,' ftm or your right hand? cause that doesnt count

>>37571831
mmm u=u
work for the glory of the nation
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I wanna get some bath bombs but idk which one to get
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U_qrcsc1kn4
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>>37571866
why do you want your bath water to be glittery and colourful?
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armpits need to be waxed
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>>37571857
He is a cis gay male. He is also taller than me and I am already tall.

>>37571857
>work for the glory of the nation

ich bin deutschlands frechster arbeitsloser uwu
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>>37571751
>I like are food, pets, and going for walks.
are you a dog?
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>>37571878
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>>37571892
perhaps
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>>37571866
mutts poisoning themselves
good to see
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>>37571522
My boyfriend really likes it, but I often endure it a little bit. What would you enjoy from your bf cuddling you, I'm curious so I can learn.
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>>37571911
i like squeezing him like a plushie
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>>37571885
well, u r fett und häßlich!
trip on
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>>37571899
whos a good boye?
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>>37571937
by bmi is 19.4 rn
im ugly but im proud to be ugly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u1b2TRnfiw
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>>37571866
Intergalactic is a nice one. I also like Lakes, Wild Remedy, Avobath and the Snowdrift one they bring in for Christmas.
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>>37571943
Not to toot my own horn or anything but I believe that would be me
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>>37571965
Oh yes, you are :3
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don't ask of what gaygen has given you
but ask of what you have given to gaygen
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>>37571998
Gaygen is dead.
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>>37572002
ok, gay nietzsche
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>>37571998
For the last time im not posting feet
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>>37572018
post soles, idc about other parts
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gaygen is a rope stretched between grindr and gay cruising toilets
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>>37571998
i helped scare off lots of tripfags
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>>37572027
Good bwoi
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>>37571183
In order, overalls, modelo, speed, manitowac
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>>37572025
hawt
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>>37572027
trips are the only redeeming quality of gaygen desu
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>>37571492
>but now i am an old skunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuEt18BW2CI
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>>37571522
>>37571590
My favorite thing about 4chan is posting innocuous questions and pictures of myself so that anons can parrot my deepest unfounded insecurities back to me and make them feel valid.

It's painful, and bad for me, and importantly unrealistic, but at the same time it provides a sense of catharsis
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are AI boyfriends the future of gays?
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yes, for me :C
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>>37572107
yes, Asexual Intersex boyfriends are the future
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>>37572112
tex is present
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I never cuddled as a boy. Although I did molest a bunch of older teenagers when I was in grade school and middle school, baited them and probably scarred them mentally for life, since half of them ran when they saw me after like they owed me money, which was funny to see them running from someone half their size. The funny thing is that I didn't feel anything sexual. I just thought it was fun horsing around.
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I never boyed as a cuddle
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>>37572128
expand on your sexual assaults
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>>37572136
stop
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Found Florian Himsl posting on Reddit lol
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>>37572167
* feeds you to my Venus flytrap *
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ok i just ordered my girlslop
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mood
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>>37572167
>Florian Himsl
sounds Austrian or Bavarian
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>>37572218
Austrian
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>>37572230
who is he?
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>>37572236
He coded the original Binding of Isaac. He’s kind of a meme to a very very small group of people who watch a certain YouTuber
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>>37572243
Interesting. I thought it was by that bearded Canadian/American
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>>37572254
That’s Edmund McMillan he created the concept and the art for the original and then made the entirety of the remake with a team he created :3
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What's girlslop?
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>>37572243
what youtuber?
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>>37572268
Is it kino?
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https://youtu.be/p3lLcGIVmzU
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/pol/ fags get the rope
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>>37572310
dont think any /pol/ fags are gay
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>>37572314
BiBoomer
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>>37572264
when they eat and then later purge it out in the toilet while crying and calling themselves "fat"
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>>37572314
/pol/ fags are always bi or trans desu
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https://x.com/supadupamy/status/1830154053936169014
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how is it going everybody?
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>>37572511
ukraine is losing, it's joever
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>>37572511
urge to commit rising
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if trump wins the election im actually going to kill myself
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>>37570911
You WILL cuddle your bottom. You WILL rim your bottoms ass and make him ready for cock. You WILL kiss the back of your bottoms neck in prone. You WILL stick your fingers in your bottoms mouth
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>>37572632
suckable nips...
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>>37572522
finally
>>37572562
what is that
>>37572630
no you wont
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>>37572630
>>if trump wins the election i get to shut the closet door that these faggots keep trying to prop open
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Low blood sugar but I don't wanna eat anything :/
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Who is the most powerful twink right now?
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>>37572802
Tankanon
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>>37572630
he has 0 chance
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>>37572802
futon has been racking up Ws lately
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Is it a turn off if bottoms get hard while cuddling with the thighs all twisted up?
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>>37572802
that guy looks so dysgenic
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>>37572709
That’s the type of response I was baiting out for lol
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>>37572777
drink a cup of coffee and smoke a cig?
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>>37572836
Don't delude yourself sis. Kamala will probably win, but it is going to be hard fought and Trump COULD win.
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pls god let trump win, i am not from america so idc if he burns it to the ground but he is way more entertaining than the darkie psychopath looking foid he is against
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>>37572900
The CIA will stop the electoral college from voting for trump, they’re not letting him win he’s too big of a national security threat.
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>>37572912
dude aren't you like romani?
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>>37572900
i was hoping we could take bets on who is going to win and profit off of the election.
i mean really. regardless of who is in charge nothing is /really/ going to change
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>>37572912
Go back to shitting up mtfg and being their laughing stock.
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>larry was a troon all along
imagine my shock
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>>37572899
If cigarettes weren't bad for you life would be so fucking awesome. Almost nothing beats a hot coffee/tea and a cig on a chilly night.
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>>37572923
>regardless of who is in charge nothing is /really/ going to change
Because our countries leaders work in shifts of fucking shit up and then fixing it and vice versa for the heat death of the universe.
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>>37572921
i am white but there is nothing wrong with being a romani
>>37572927
please little pooner, relax, you look too cutesy angry like that, so kawaii
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>>37572877
no
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Halloween costume ideas? My bf bought the costume for that Australian break dancer and wants me to go as the Turkish sharp-shooter during the Olympics but I think the guy's costume is a little basic. Maybe I could carry around a water gun with like liquor
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>>37572935
>If cigarettes weren't bad for you
way to be a little bitch.
everything is bad for you to some extent anon. even if you do nothing you'll still die. i can't stand people with delusions of immortality. no anon, being 80 isn't fun. why would you want to live to be a 100? are you guys retarded. average male life expectency is about 74, 82 for a woman. when i can't wipe my own ass anymore i'd rather just check out. that's not even factoring in things like alzheimers or dementia. i'd rather lung cancer take me than have family members prop me up like a corpse they can't seem to bury.
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>>37572958
werewolf but gay
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>>37572935
Smoking in movies: cool as shit
Smoking in real life: gross, cringe
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>>37572935
What brand of cigarettes do you smoke? And what’s your go to coffee brand.
>>37572951
I don’t have a vagina, if I did I would killed myself already.
>>37572958
I’m going as John Wayne Gacy
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>>37572967
I'm a mouse, duh
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WHY DON'T ALL OF YOU JUST LIKE KYS??? DID YOU JUST THINK ABT THAT? IT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA FROM MY PERSPECTIVE, YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF UNLOVABLE NARCISSISTIC SELFISH GARBAGE TRASH, NO ONE LOVES OR CARES ABOUT YOU TRULY AND NO EVER WILL, ROPE IT UP BUDDIES
sry, i had to let it out, i am relaxed now
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>>37572970
why?
how can it be cool in movies, but not cool irl? that sounds like hyperbole. it's either cool all the time or not at all. you sounds like someone brainwashed by anti-smoking lobbies like oh i don't wanna get lung cancer and die one day. anon. everyone dies at some point. pick your poison or the world will pick it for you.
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>>37572982
I’m glad you let that out, who knows what would’ve happened if you kept it in.
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>>37572982
im not a npd im a bpd :3
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>>37572985
Because in real life you're faced with the mundane consequences of smoking, like a precipitous drop in life expectancy, the hassle of addiction, and smelling bad to everyone around you. In a movie I don't worry about any of that
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It's Pride this weekend! It's gonna really wear me out
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>>37572964
Lol I never said it was going to stop me completely. I just wish I could have more of them without getting health paranoia.
>>37572974
I like American Spirit blacks. My favorite coffee is a local one off place that would dox me, but I've been enjoying making Intelligentsia at home lately. I want to branch out and try some different brands though.
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>>37573018
Isn’t pride in July?
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>>37573007
none of those things you listed sound like detrimental consequences. you just sound like a little bitch.
i already confronted the immaturity of those that want to live forever. using a decline in life expectancy as your reasoning is childish. it exemplifies you're disconnect from the realities of getting old and how shitty it really is. blaming addiction demonstrates a lack of discipline and self-control. it's ok to indulge in things in moderation. again, you're immaturity shines through. the smell? some people like the smell of tobacco. it's literally a note in masculine colognes and perfumes.
none of anything you have said could convince someone not to smoke. it comes across as childish and naive.
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>>37572923
Maybe nothing will change drastically for the economy of foreign policy, but presidents have a lot of influence over legislation and attitudes, which can make life difficult and dangerous for marginalized people like you, faggot.
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>>37573052
For most of America it's in June but not in my city. I think it's just that our city is so hot in June that people would die so they pushed it to October.
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>>37573055
Listen Aaron Eckheart I don't like cigarettes. If you want to die young go for it babe
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i cannot believe how objectively shit life is as a whole and how people just take it and never revolt or anything, like i read in the news that there is a protest here bc working conditions suck ass and they gave the example of two women who died bc of work pressure, one from suicide and another one in the office from cardiac arrest bc of stress
and foids are priviledged and treated better and do not have as much pressure put on them on average and still this is how society treates them, i as a very ugly ass dude, i am completely and utterly fucked
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>>37573056
>but presidents have a lot of influence over legislation
not rly, trump didnt pass shit
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>>37573056
listen: i'm tired of pronoun pins and dragqueen story hour. i'd like a return to decency and people keeping their private lives in the bedroom. trump's too weak for that to actually happen.
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>>37573029
Good choices across the board, I’m not a big coffee or cigarette fan but I blame that circumstance. I’m more the Monster Juul type of person.
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>>37573055
Nta
>Exemplifies you disconnect with getting old.
As someone that works in a hospital, the hit to life expectancy isn't the worst part. The chronic and very life impacting complications from smoking, as well as other detrimental habits is what sucks. Being in the icu every 4 months because your weak ass scarred lungs are infection prone. Not being able to walk to the bathroom because your o2 tanks when you move at all. Constant soft tissue infections because of poor circulation to your extremities and getting your toes cut off? All these things make the last 20 or so years of your shortened life hell.

>People like the smell of tobacco, it's used in cologne :3
Show me the cologne that specifically uses stale smokers jacket as a fragrance. Fresh tobacco and smoke stained clothes are not the same, you are actually deluding yourself.
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>>37573105
He installed 3 supreme court justices that overturned Roe v. Wade and ruled the president can do whatever he wants with impunity
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>>37573077
I would like that to happen in Cincinnati too, it was fucking terrible in June.
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>>37573097
life hasn't gotten harder. humanity has gotten weaker. so many of you are wah wah work's too hard. what do you think you get paid for? then they're like wah way we don't get paid enough. no anon. you just haven't made peace with your social caste. quit crying like a baby. mommy isn't coming.
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>>37573110
>Monster Juul
Also based. I appreciate both the traditionalist and new age approaches to the great American pastime of mild substance abuse. What is your go to monster flavor?
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>>37573124
I don't think life has to be hard tho. Like we have technology
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>>37573115
That's not legislation, and he abused his powers.
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>>37573112
>>The chronic and very life impacting complications from smoking, as well as other detrimental habits is what sucks.
the unintegrous that can't accept the consequences of their actions. if you need o2 because your lungs suck, maybe it's times to just let go.
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>>37573118
Yeah thanks to the hurricane sucking up all the bad weather (I assume, I don't know how weather works lol) this weekend is looking to be completely sunny in the mid-60s. Pride is very fun. It's like the one weekend where everything is gay.
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>>37573112
Men in scrubs are ducking hot
>>37573126
Any of them honestly, if someone hands me any energy drink I’ll down that shit in a minute. I like Ruby Red currently but I used to drink a lot of NOS which had a really pleasant mango flavor.
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>>37573132
Technology doesn't make life easier, it makes specific tasks easier. That way your life just gets more and more crammed with the increased number of tasks you're able to do in the same amount of time. Isn't that a fun little side effect :D
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>>37573132
lol technology has no means of remedying existential dread. that's the real reason for man's struggle. they long so desperately for meaning that simply isn't there as it was only ever a machination of man.
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>>37573155
I agree, it’s just good to see everyone showing up and showing out for the community they’re a part of. We thought there were going to hecklers or neo-nazis around but they pussied out.
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>>37573184
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>>37573165
Yeah I don't think technology is going to solve the innate rigors of human experience but I think technology should make our base needs easier to resolve. Food and housing, for one.
>>37573164
I agree to an extent of "what if phones but too much" but that's just a flaw in capitalism. Making things more efficient under that system doesn't mean you get more free time, unfortunately.
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>>37573155
Bigass hurricanes have enough force to change the weather for a few thousand miles around them
Storms pushing north with enough force in florida have been known to cause a week of 65+ degree weather in NY in the middle of january just from forcing hot air up here
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>>37573149
>Telling others they have an immature relationship with aging and then saying this?!
We'll see how ready you are to die when you aren't an edgy 20 something that's still mad at her parents. You've never even been close to death.



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