Lord I pray you make me stronger than these temptations. Amen. QOTT: HAs a sex demon visited you in your sleep and made you cum yet?Old bread:>>37736835>>37736835>>
COME HOME GAY MAN:>>https://discord.gg/r9gay>>https://discord.gg/r9gay>>https://discord.gg/r9gay
>>37739453yes
>>37739488I feel hurt shallo, Big hat/alaskanon blocked me everywhere and I am sure he hasn't even noticed me as an individual. I feelso hurt.
>>37739453never had a wet dream come to think of it
>>37739520Why do you celebrate bonfire night still, jeez, anti-catholic much? Very bigoted.
>>37739509try juggling>>37739520a requirement is not masturbating so
>>37739520Really? I'm sure you have, maybe you just didn't remember it - I often forget my dreams.
I rhyme on a dime I am the man who isn't a crime I lime and then it's time for dinner, dinner time. Ozempic in the water I say no thanks I'll drink root beer not real beer alcohol is for queers and I am real I am normal man of the road paranormal...
>>37739535I will make him regret ignoring, I will make them all regret it...
>>37739552Legit, come home, r9gay has fallen, we are emmigres. >>37739556Are you a power bottom?
>>37739453an old black lady prayed over me today and cured me of homosexuality completely you should try it
has /gigi/ fallen as well? We lost poor Shiza! Damnable fools!
Goodnight (6'1, white, blonde, blue eyes, twink)
>>37739535haven't in over a month>>37739556can remember mine for a little bit after I've just woken up and I've tried making notes of what they were but it just sounds like nonsense later
temps are dipping below freezing next week.
>>37739599Weird question.... >>37739668Yea, I know what you mean, dream analysis is so fun though.
>>37739714GOTT STRAFFEN TEJAS. >>37739715:3 my cute jay <3
>>37739714https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeRKYA5pqPA
whatever happened to the bishit gaygen discord. is it still alive?
>>37739727he's not interested, are you stupid?
>>37739774I am just teasing I promise!
>>37739771He spilled raw ground beef all over his wet naked body.
>>37739771yeah.
Time to get up and face this day. Wish me luck /gigi/.
>>37739843still crying about not being let into the lewd channels?
everything will become fire
>>37739896damn, is this like a biblical thing?
>>37739453Thoughts on cooper?
thoughts on pizza?
>>37739966who is cooper
>>37739999is pizzacheckd
>>37739999I enjoyed five slices yesterday ^^I only eat the tops though. I cant handle all that dough. I just like the sauce, cheese, toppings and just a bit of the bread under.I had four pepperoni and one buffalo ranch. I recommend Chicken Bacon Ranch too if you can find it.
>>37740001cooper koch, he was in a semi-gay true crime series about a pair of brothers.
>>37740034how about pizza mozarella?
>>37740035wow you just led me on,you whore! You don't deserve abf.
>>37739486Why do you kick people as soon as they join with no reason?
>>37740076I thought you were enemy of God. Do you want to come back?
>>37740068How the fuck did I lead you on? You asked me super personal questions, and I diverted them and tried to make normal conversation, but given that all you can ask me is "are you a bottom" and "are you a virgin", I didn't keep up the conversation. I'm genuinely sorry you feel like I led you on, but that was not my intention at all. I hope you get better soon.
>>37740099He won't. He's been getting less sane and further from Christ every year.
>>37740076why are you trying to join a racist schizophrenic pedophile's server.
>>37740114why did you try to pass off stolen ass pics as your own?
so yeah, jesus died for our sins, but he still couldn't rid the world of islam
>>37740099Welp, I can't help tt you got the personality of turnip. But fine I am fine ig.
>>37740110I will keep him in my prayers regardless, he seems capable of being really kind.
>>37740125He isn't.
bipedos love AI slop
>>37740122Yes, sorry, I know, but I really do want to apologise for leading you on, if that's what you felt. I just aimed to be nice to you, but I can see now that I just made things worse. Sorry Apostle.
>>37740125Sorry for hurting you fren, are you done with me now or can we still be frens?
is it normal to want to kill any guy that you know you cant pull up but you still like them so much
>>37740148their favourite artist, dross, was ai art before ai art was a thing
This day isn't beginning well...
Back to sleep. Rabbit is cozy in bed with me.
i wish i could find people on the real world that i can talk to as equals i’m so tired of using 50% of my brain to make myself dumber so i can communicate with semi-literates
>>37740458example?
would a cafe be a good pic for a dating app? Like as a background location? Like I was thinking of getting some f me at Whitby since the town is very nice
>>37740068Lmaoooo
>>37740624i can’t use 1/5 of my vocabulary with normal people i am constantly searching for words dumb people can understand when i speak to them
>>37740869example?
wow that’s boring
I planned a romantic night with a sub twink 8 years younger than me when my BF if 20 years is out visiting his family later this month. I'm going to breed that twink and and him cuddle me and open up to me and fall in love with me then I'm going to tell him I love him too.
>>37739486Isn't that the guy who spammed scat on the gay general in >>>/trash/ until it died?
>>37740715Have you considered that maybe you are lonely not because you are a incel, but because you have unrealistic expectations of how a relationship should be?
>>37741109Not him, but what do you mean?What is unrealistic for you?Go on dates like normal peopole do and love another person?
>>37741122>not himlol
what's to stop me from doing a year trial on a mattress and then being like, "i don't like it, give me a refund", and then taking that money to go and trial another mattress for a year, basically for free?
>>37741122yes that is unrealistic you are a piggy bank, a penis, and status and if you cant sell a fag on at least two of those its over before it even began for you
>>37741129lmao i'm not, but judging by the tone of your post is obvious you are either a trurbo faggot who only thinks about sex or some kind of gay ugly doomer
>>37741122Have you seen tank's list of dating requirements? It's literally a wishlist.
this is how i will look up to you
Bf and I just finished rewatching this bino :]
>>37740869Dont feel bad. You arent getting dumber, youre learning how to communicate more broadly in a way that more people can relate to. You still get to keep your vocabulary and use it where it is more practical. It would be illogical to know that most people have a lesser vocabulary and choose not to find a more effective way to communicate. It would be self defeating to make people feel dumb when you need to relate to them, as they are majority. Plus you have more verbal resource to select the best terms.I have to do it also, as using eloquence frustrates many people who think you are being boastful of your intelligence or education, and trying to make them look dumb.
omg tank is the lowercase schizo
>>37741226based
>>37741227example?
>>37741226i miss robin williams
>>37741230It wouldn’t surprise me
>tfw no bf to watch movies with
>>37741304What kind of . movies
it's not a fetish, it's a state-of-mind. a way of life. i didn't choose to be a subby male, it was simply a part of my destiny.
I went over to my brother's house with my keyboard, mic, and amp. Hooked it all up to his electronic kit and we jammed for like 5 hours - that was so sublime, bros.
>>37741326take hrt, put on some lingerie lock up your clit ride thick dildos and sniff poppers until you pass out
>>37741272Me too anon he had some bangers
>>37741343>lock upLame, I'd rather grunt like an animal and squeeze my cock like it owes me money while I'm pushing my vibe all the way up
>>37741399Oh but you didn't mind the part where I ordered you to take hrt-
what went wrong with lgbt cinema that the late 2000s until now it's all shitty sappy romcoms meanwhile the 90s had goofy ahh but top shelf shit like to Wong foo, the birdcage and queen of the desert?
>>37741411No, to be honest the only part I think we agree on is gooning with a thick dildo in. And that's okay anon.
nvm late gaygen is more dogshit than usual I'll ask day gaygen
>>37741423Do you have a dildo?
i like it bareback, it's really intimate.
>>37741419lgbt "cinema" has always been dogshit
>>37741419The same reason as every other major form of media going to shit. Capital investment took over creative control.>>37741446Yes lol, a decently big one with a vibrator at the very base
>>37741527Retard but unironically.
>>37741576>Yes lol, a decently big one with a vibrator at the very baseYou been a naughty boy
what is it like living in a gay-friendly country where you can meet and cuddle with another guy?
>>37741851Absolute despair as that leaves me with no excuses. Like, God gave me all the tools I need to be happy and I don't even leave the house.
>>37741168No, I don't even know who that is. I'm a newfriend.
I am the CEO of Cock.
Bros do I need a big dick to bang femboys on grindr?I'm 21 and I have an apartment for myself, i'm not ugly but my dick is average to low-tier, is it over for me?
https://youtu.be/KjkaDsNfwfE
I think it's finally time to admit that I'm profoundly mentally unwell and that I need help. Something is off with my life and I can't put my finger on it, I have no energy, no motivation, no will, and little to no feelings at all. I sleep at odd times and only eat one meal a day. I keep promising that I will self improoove but I just take small steps, I always find myself in the same place.I'm spiraling into madness because I can't bear seeing other people having it easier in life, yet I still never do anything to truly improve (?Why the fuck does that happen and how do Ifix this
I've been thinking about calling the suicide hotline but it's not an emergency right now, and to be honest I don't think I'll ever have the balls to do it
I can't talk to my mom about the way I feel because she always gives me shit and says I only cause trouble, and she refused to take me to a therapist before, I can't talk to my dad because he has a baby girl and a son with DS to take care ofWhy do i even have a family? I can't kms because that would damage them but otherwise it's like I'm invisible
>>37742032Uruguayan bro here.Yeah bro, it's though, but in my experience no help is ever coming, nobody cares for males, you have to find the motivation to self-improve and get shit done by yourself. Best of luck with that. How old are you btw? You shouldn't be as reliant as you are with your family if you are older than 25.I would also give you some advise, but my advice never works for other people since I work very strangely it seems.
suck my dick, fag
>>37742124>you have to find the motivation to self-improve and get shit done by yourself.I've been looking for it for like 5 years and it only appears sporadically. I'm tired.>How old are you btw?recently turned 22
>>37742032>>37742036>>37742086lmao
And I'm so angry desu, I fucking hate everything and everyone in my life, me includedI hate being born in a fucking shithole in the middle of nowhere, I hate having gone to that fucking useless school that didn't teach me anything, I fucking hate having chosen socially disabled autists as friends, I fucking hate myself for letting all of that happen and for not having been born with at least one remarkable quality that makes me stand out from the crowdWho the fuck should I rely on? I'm a fucking slob, and faggots are soulless. The guys I've talked to that I thought I could have something nice and cute with ended up ghosting me. I'm alone in shithole Buenos Aires
Who cares, get a therapist
>>37742147You stop feeling tired when you actually start investing in your life, and by that I mean doing things like eating and sleeping well, doing excersise, socializing, not watching porn, etc.Otherwise you feel like you are rotting alive because, well, you kinda are. Talking from experience here btw.I'd love to send you my discord and talk to you there, but it's so fucking late, I need to sleep.>>37742169Hey, negros aires ain't that bad. Could be worse, it could be mugrevideo lmao
>>37742175I'm going to shit up your thread and there's nothing you can do about it. You WILL give me attention.
>>37742178well duh youre miserable and have nothing else
I've got a pimple along the nape of my neck and it's really sore and inflamed :(
>>37742201this is going to happen to youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U5anqIpdvU
>>37742201Aw anon :( use a warm compress on it! also make sure it is not an ingrown actually
i cant believe chudjak is already 26 years old now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOpapzjKqXU
wassup homos
>>37742228all he had to do was get a good haircut and get rid of his ugly facial hair
/gaygen/, would you wear hair systems or wigs if you go bald?
Hails frens! Your dear leader is awake!
>>37742294no
>>37742294lol no
>>37742308>>37742314why not?
>>37742294yes if I had the money, it costs like $250-500/mo, wigs don't last
>>37742318you have to spend monthly? i thought it was a one time purchase
>>37742317self respect
>>37742329lollmao even
looking for sympathy in the same place you antagonize is wild
>>37742348Slaaaaay queen slaaaay :nails:
>>37742348who is doing that?
>>37742326women's wigs and men's toupee's are different, toupee's are thinner and made to be more realistic and they require a special glue to keep it on your head, there are toupee's you can keep on your head up to one month without taking off and others you need to take off and on daily or weekly... ultimately the toupee eventually looks bad and you'll need to get a replacement
>>37742317insecurity is more unattractive than being bald
>>37742326that includes going to a salon to have it styled too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ei1-vWL-t0
>>37742382being bald isn't even unattractive. going bald is. it's the ones holding on to the dying hair or pretending you can combover into a normal hairline.
>>37742359S4nt1n0
>>37742420oh shit, i had to scroll up. that's hilarious
https://www.youtu.be/Psm1bgr3pcM
imaging grabbing a bottom's hair during sex and his wig falls off
>>37742348it's not santino's real tripcode
>>37742440instant boner softening
>>37742447Please im crying and cutting
>>37742420I don't need sympathy or advice from any of you, I'm just venting and organizing my thoughts
Why would I search for sympathy here, I should be able to find enough of it in the real world, but I dunno what's exactly wrong with my life that I can't get it.
Anything else diva?
What constitutional somatotype are you, and what kind are you attracted to?
>>37742490you live in an environment where people aren't sympatheticargentinians are known to be rude, unapproachable, and act like they're better than other latinos
>I dunno what's exactly wrong with my life that I can't get it.i know
how different would gay culture be if bottoms could get preggers with the top's baby?
>>37742516He’s unpleasant
>>37742510body shape affects personality?
>>37742517there would be a lot of single bottoms taking care of their kids
>>37742510ectomorph
>>37742521Does it not? Tall ppl are usually more confident, short ppl less confident etc
>>37742510im short and stocky, so endomorph igattracted to the same, or the lanky neurotic twink ectomorphs, but they have to be masc
>>37742514>and act like they're better than other latinos Umm objectively we areBut my problem is more about being socially isolated even when I'm socializing. My friends are autistic and awkward, and have been so since the beginning, but only now I realized how damaging this was. Fuck me and fuck them for preferring to stay home playing LoL instead of touching grass. Fuck my entire school and my classmates, fuck the pandemic, fuck my family.
>>37742521Fat people be laffin
>>37742533the pic suggests it's different>>37742539lol no they don't
>>37742538you can make new friends, can't you?i don't know anyone who still is friends with people they knew in their earlier school years most people usually evolve and find better friends in college and their work environment
>>37742523there would be a huge boost to white birth rates
>>37742542I was talking in general, didnt see the pic
>>37742538>welol
Odds i beat my bf evens i throw away his plushies
>>37742567thats not rightWWBD what would bucko do
>>37742542they do thoughobese folk tend to be quite jovial
>>37742550>you can make new friendsi don't think so>>37742558oh well i don't think in general it's more about how attractive they are. there's tons of tall insecure dudes
retvrnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrmpZtxr0kY
>>37742550>you can make new friends, can't you?I had to do my first two years of university through fucking Zoom, when I switched careers I had to start the admission course all over and it's always full of people who don't talk to you (and you probably won't ever see again anyway)Only this semester I'm getting my first solid chance to make friends. And I do talk to a lot of people, but holy shit come on, everybody (except me) has some lifelong friends with deep connections that last even after parting ways to go to uni. I'm practically like an autist
>>37742576that's not been my experience irl, maybe on tv
>>37742584have you tried having hookups with random men
>>37742584My point is that my life has been empty for too long and I can't stand that fact nor the toll it has taken on me. I'm a fucking trainwreck in every sense of the word, physical, psychological, responsibility-wise, etc.I need instant help I can't wait years until I make some significant friendships
>>37742591That's worse and it triggers my mental illness. I start obsessing over him being taller than me, or having a bigger dick, or having a better body, or being richer than me, or smarter.And then they always stop talking to me (or even block me) and then I wonder if it's because I'm ugly, if my dick isn't big enough, if I smell, etc.I can't win. Anywhere I go this mental illness follows me.I guess the only therapy left for me it to bash Jewish people on the street.
But jokes aside I'm completely consumed and about to be terminated. I can't go out for a walk without being triggered by seeing an attractive man. I need help asap. In about 4 hours I'll have to be in the lab but I'll try to ask the guys in the student council if there are mental health resources available because I can't take it anymore
wtf
>>37742624Why not just use me as a fucktoy every once in a while
>>37742632Please norm as u can see there are ppl worse than me so u should talk to me again :3
Squeezing out a phat log
>>37742634You'll discard me after fucking like everyone always does
so what prompted this meltdown now?
>>37742612have you tried to talk to any of the guys that blocked you? to ask them why they blocked you so you can get some honesty? you can delete your Grindr account and create a new one and find them again perhaps
so you like femboys or what
>>37742677i do not
>>37742676I did so with one of them and he said "I just didn't feel a connection"
>>37742690code for shitty in bed
how does it feel to not be as attractive as or have a boyfriend like this guy?
>>37742690maybe come out to your childhood friends, a lot of people end up finding "the one" via one of their friends who connects them, but this won't happen if you don't let them know you're gay
>>37742699he's kinda uggo tbdesu
>>37739453I once woke up to sleep paralysis on my couch for the first time in years. Instinctively, I closed my eyes, trying to push away thoughts of “entities”, which, of course, only made them more vivid. I could have sworn I caught a glimpse of a shadowy figure hovering over me. It was enough for its presense to be felt constantly.As I drifted in and out of sleep, I suddenly felt a grip on me. His weight, arms wrapping around, something strong enough to lift me up. “Wow, this is kinda hot,”Just as I started to get into it - bam - I jolted awake.
>>37742713not anymore>>37742699who?
>>37742715massive copeat least you arent hiding your envy
>>37742724his face isnt symmetrical
>>37742718makes me want to go live in a society where the internet doesn't exist, if there is one
i met my fiancé on 4chins
>>37742728i think it's a good thing in a way. but i can adapt to thing and many can't
>>37742718>Decrease in relationships predicated on the workplace (lmao) and drinking>Increase in relationships based on shared interests and habitsGosh why are twitter millennials so fucking jaded. Not everything needs to be the end of the world man
I shat myself at work today...
>>37742742Post underwear
>>37742742stinky :)
>>37742741>relationships based on shared interests and habitsi'm not sure that's what's happening but yeah, i don't get the catastrophizing. times change, keep up. the look what we lost, we need to go back to the 50s mindset is very off putting
>>37742749>>37742755So ashamed. It's wet and outside of my pants. Third time this year.
>>37742761dw, big boys sometimes have accidents too
>>37742583Memories
>>37742763.-. fuck I keep getting diahrea.
my poos come out clean and i never have accidentsyou guys are just eating the wrong things, have parasites, or you're unhealthy
Fuck :( now I gotta work with a shitty ass rest of the day.
>>37742779Lickity lick lick :3
tops = controlling and sadistic anal retentive personality, constipated bowel movementsbottoms = hysteric and emotional anal expulsive personality, diarrhea bowel movements
need a possessive and controlling top who is sensual and passionate in bed
need a bottom that shits all over me in bed
>>37742781bottoms are jealous of tops ability to get fucked without shitting everywhere>inb4 you think i'm serious>>37742787those personality types don't go together
>>37742757What do you think is happening?
>>37742666Uhm i wont?? Ur hot
I am hungry. Is because I drank 4 litres of water
>>37742795people are hooking up more.
>>37742806Yeah but more relationships now are interest based rather than proximity based
>>37742879is the interest hooking up?
i hooked up my ps2, and then, the dvd drive started jamming and now it doesn't open. it's totally unnecessary to have a dvd drive though, i got games running off the sd card. but i kind of want to fix it because it bothers me. i dont like my stuff being half busted
>>37742904No, but your graph shows an increase in people meeting online, which is not only apps, on which interest is hooking up, but those dont usually end in relationships
>>37742919well friends/work/school probably involves a lot of online time nowadays so it's probably not that big of a cultural change. people just socialize in different physical locations but i don't think there's any increase in shared interests or habits. >caveat: i have not read the full study
>>37742741> meeting via friends is also downWhich usually has to do with interest> through collegeWhich often happens because you were in some kind of social group together> internetYou thought a picture and 150 characters written about them might be worth getting murdered
>>37742934true, but also internet made it so most ppl have similar hobbies and interests anyway - gaming & media
>>37742909Ps2? Play Sly Cooper
>>37742934Normiepoo just reply to me once please:CCCC
>>37739453Would you want a creepy old writer to grope you?
>>37742964YESYESYSEYSEYSEYSEYSEYSEYSYSEYSEYSEYSYE asimov can get this bussy
>>37739453did you have any success in summoning demons?
>>37742968How about forced kissing?
>>37742976ive hooked up with an old dude once and we said no kissing but after i sucked his dick he force kissed me and it turned me on hard so yes
>>37742980>we said no kissingwhy would you agree to this
>>37742991i didnt want my first kiss to be an old dude, but i wanted to suck dick
>>37742772have u ever kept a poo diary? i did... with pics...
>>37742993lmao
>>37742995whats cgh
>>37742998im romantical :)
>>37742993All boys need a pederast
smells like fish
>>37743002if you say so mate
>>37743006i rly did, he was rly into spanking so that was kinda weird ig, wish i still had his contact
>>37742510im n ectoplasm
>>37742490u gaaaaaaayund uggo
Muscle daddies yes or no
I guess Jay hates me now ,_,
>>37743024Muscle yesdaddies no
>>37743027he doesnt
I'm impressed most by Lindsay Lohan, she's the only child star from that time period who seemingly came out of her downward spiral despite her fucked up family and everything against her. Truly an icon.
should i go to a gym or work out at home?
>>37743037gym
>>37743037work out at home if ur not a lazy piece of shit
>>37743037Gym
>>37742999don't remember, could have been fucking
>>37743031Is this jay here with us right now? *Poltergeist voices*
>>37743048he left ur server?
>>37743037why does it matter? you probably will never have the body you want
>>37743051Yes ;_; >tfw no jay fren
>>37743052ur wrong, twinks dont know what they could look like if buff
>>37743054he is too soft anyways... doesnt even take it up the ass
>>37743037training ass at home is a loooot more sexual than gymbut i would go gym if sauna
>>37743040>>37743043>>37743061gym is a waste of time if hes a complete beginner, he will get same gains from bw exercises for some months...
>>37743059thats okay thats just a cute personality quirk
>>37743067He needs to do PLing
>>37743067my thing is if he already paid for it then he should use it. otherwise it's a waste of money. if you're not paying for the gym already then stay home
Wanna get used by a serial killer?
>>37743086im sucidal so yes, but only if he uses me for like a week or smt
>>37743067absolutely fucking not!never ever again in your LIFE will u see your bench go from 45kg to 50kg next weekadding reps to pushups is not even in the same ballpark emotionallyiron all the wayalso wall sized mirrors and other bois mirin
>>37743093no offense, but it took you 5 years to reach 100kg bench
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InQ5JLY_LmM
>>37743086he was ugly as shitliterally no wants to get raped by that
>>37743095105, and? i trained wrong but it was HELLA funsquatting till your little boi thighs cannot carry u anymore is a fucking erotic feelingand the muscle soreness the next day MmMMM so hot
>>37743052exercising at home feels more convenient, but exercising at gym seems more effective since i will be among other people who will be watching if i do exercises plus pros who will help me exercise and give tipsi dont know, i cant make up my mind
>>37743106you arent counting the bar right?
>>37743104-one-
https://youtu.be/zuo0xfZzphE?si=OfIDw5wdRIPbizFB
>>3774311180% of people looking to get in shape need a personal traineryou won't get any results otherwise the few that do get results have their own ambition and inner guidance which most seem to lack(especially gays on 4chan)
>>37743112no, why? u wanna measure cocks?>>37743111>convenientwrong approach, if have a gym with monthly membership just fucking join
>>37743104
>home gym
>>37743111id say workout from home for a few months before starting gym if ur skinny, if ur fat u might start gyming now, but you will see same results if u research it enough
>>37743131umm this just proves he was ugly with no jawline
>>37743140where are your 20kg weights weakling?
>>37743150I'm a skinny bottom. I don't want to intimidate my top.
>>37743147Most people are ugly
>>37743160post nipps and ass
>>37743161true enough but what about him do you find attractive? just his height?
>>37743160cute
>>37743165the fact that he wants to murder me
not being able to carry over all my paid sims 4 dlcs to pc is fucking criminal despite having an ea account that already has the dlcs saved in the library. omfg i hate ea so much.
>>37743165I don’t. I just like the idea of abducting and using Cersei to please me
>>37739453i have been writing letters to mother lilith to grant me with an incubus to fill my hole but she has not yet responded:(
>>37743164Fuck off, you demanding pest.
is life as a gay guy even worth living if you dont look attractive or if you are nonwhite?
I like this movie despite the bad ratings...https://watch.plex.tv/watch/movie/the-brotherhood
>>37743201nope
>>37743201life as a faggot is never worth it, homos are soulless dick sleeves without any other redeeming qualities
>>37743201that’s what happens when you don’t take care of yourself
>>37743122>>37743127>>37743143yeah, i was more inclined towards getting a gym membershipi just need some guidance on what i am supposed to do and not mess up, and i also want to stay motivatedif i exercise at home, i just know i am gonna slack offif i exercise at a gym, i will be more serious about this, and also get help from others or a coach
>>37743199you such a horny teasing buttslutid looove to slowly peel those panties offu got lube at home or should i bring some?
>>37743201there's various kinds of attractive it does help to be attractive according to the younger generation of this time
>>37743217read the pinned thread on /fit/ it has plenty of good info
>>37743161Most people are average
>>37743218>lubeJust coconut oil. Feel free to bring your own if you think you're man enough to dick me down.
*old man kisses*
>>37742757Dating apps are a potential issue though, as is the digitization of everything
>>37743217trust me, finding a good personal trainer who has their shit together in your area will change your life way more than trying to do it on your ownthey can push you in ways you can't push yourself and be a life coach of sorts
>>37743235what's the potential issue?i don't support digitization of everything but dating apps are fine, apart from the monetization but that's capitalism for you
>>37743217dont overthink it, shit doesnt matter for amateursjust start, find a weight that u can get up the 12 or 20 reps up and gobench 12x3squat 20x3pullups to failure x3biceps is funcome back here in 2 weeks, ill tell u more
>>37743253he should do ss
>>37743229i literally came yesterday to the fantasy of raping u in the woods :3
Thoughts on mayonnaise as lube?
>>37743250I find it a bit unnerving that algorithms and superficiality are deciding who has a chance to reproduce.
>>37743172I never never played the sims b4 isn't it boring?
>>37743262oh. i'm gay i don't care about reproduction
>>37743254ruhm und ehre der waffen ss!
>>37743269not that, starting strentgh 3x12 is useless
>>37743258Exciting!Maybe I'll do a wooded photoshoot for you today, me face down in the weeds with my pants pulled half down and disheveled.
>>37743268They're in charge of relationships too. It's just a bit unnerving. It's a boon to fat girls who are good with cameras and a problem for normal looking people who are pleasant or interesting offline.
>>37743280thats almost how i imagined it ^^ but we were standingno boxers on a slut like u, pants pulled down to just free the ass, your stiff pecker straining against the adidas fiber, leaking and soiling everything, my hard pole gliding between your quivering thighs
being alone is cool actualyl. im like a cowboy. im like a ronin. i observe no master and i live by my own schedule and laws...
Mentally ill
NEW BREAD >>37743329
now imagine a new thread not made by a bipedo
>>37743272for 2 3 weeks? for a zero exp beginner? he is gonna be sore for 1 week lol, everything is great! more reps to get a deep feel how your muscles work, experience isolated control in machines - all fun shitss 5 rep squats to failure is moronic for anyone but borderline pro's
>>37743340if hes gonna pussyfoot he might as well stay at home and jerk off
>>37743330Why are all these gay gen but the new one is specifically cis? I don't see any trannies or pooners here
>>37743347>I don't see any trannies or pooners herelol
>>37743348you are delulu, ive legit only seen tranners 3 times here in 2 months
