qott: what's your favorite type of landscape?last: >>38361043
>>38364130do mountains count? mountainous landscapes
>>38364130imagine a landscape where the hills and tranner tits and the sun is a big tranny asshole
>>38364159Heaven
imagine chasergen without transbians
>>38364178no transbiansno trans girls with boyfriends begging for attentionno polyshits
>>38364130>what's your favorite type of landscape?painting or like biome?
imagine having a nice thread sometime
>>38364130QOTT: FUCK U AND UR GAY LANDSCAPE THIS IS NOW A "MOST HATED CHASERGEN TRANNER" THREADQOTT: TRANNERS WHATS THE LAST THING A CHASER DID TO MAKE YOUR TUMMY DO FLIPSCHASERS WHAT MANNERISMS DO TRANNERS DO THAT MAKE YOU GO PREDATOR PLAP PLAP PLAP MODE
>>38364130I like impressionist paintings. Cities at night, or in the rain, ships out at sea in the golden red light of sunset, pastoral scenes of the countryside, these are all good to me.
>>38364197ikr
>>38364187Are you seeking a boyfriend-free girl anon?
To other chasers: what have your experiences been like when introducing trannies to friends/families? About to introduce one to my friends
>>38364233anon is down so bad
>>38364233No, I'm looking to flirt with taken women on 4chan before jerking myself off to sleep
>>38364235Don't have friends. But my family was pretty supportive. I recommend only showing her off if she's hot
hello and welcome to my blog. please enjoy your stay
>>38364251Nice family. She’s hot and I think it’ll be fine.
>>38364235still havent worked up the couragemy friends arent hateful right wingers, but definitely the type to make trans jokes and stuffI dont even think theyd make fun of me, but theyd be floored and confuse d if I told them I was dating a trannerI did date a tranner and we'd like go out to dinner in my town and stuff where I couldve run into people I knew and i wouldnt have made it weird if we didUltimately i thought with this girl it was trending towards me having to take that step but she ghosted me before it ever got there so I never had to confront that
>>38364256*unsubscribe*
you could just not talk about her being trans to them its not their business and could be dangerous for her.
>>38364283It's kinda hard for that to not come up
>>38364283Maybe it ultimately comes down to whether she’s clocky? Then again normies suck at clocking trannies unless they look like the Gamestop chadhon
>>38364130>qott i like bogs. but i'm allergic to marsh tea which is like in every bog here, so walking through em is always kinda horrible.
>>38364296last girl I dated, she really had no manly features and looked like a girl but at the same time when I first saw her pic I was like "is that a tranny" then her profile confirmed it and so obviously I swiped rightbut I'm a pretty cultured chaser so I'm not sure if normies wouldve noticed she was trans or not
>>38364296obviously everyones mileage will vary but i’m clocky and have met my boyfriends parents. they still bother him about getting me pregnant accidentally and he says says “we’re careful.”if you’re asked directly that’s another thing but you don’t need to volunteer that information.
>>38364259tell us how it goes...
>>38364329his mom scolding him about not nutting in his gf is fucking insaneI cant imagine my mom saying that to me, especially in front of the gf
IM BLOWING MY HEAD OFF BC I DONT HAVE A FAT ASS I DESERVE TO DIE
>>38364313I think we as chasers are some of the best at clocking trannies desu >>38364336It depends on the culture. Anonette’s parents in law are probably from a culture where that’s normal
>>38364336i wasn’t there and it was more of a “you better not get her pregnant” thingbut it does imply their awareness that i was being filled with loads heah lol
>>38364308huh, that's neat. i guess it's not that surprising, we have sorta similiar features i think
I have a tendency to overclock and then lose interest when I’m convinced it’s just another cis girl
>>38364356Shut the fuck up Jade you're perma'd
Did Marie get banned? For posting a selfie…
Rip Maria
divorcing your trans wife because she wants SRS then marrying a cis woman and buying her a penis
>>38364399nooooooo
IM BLOWING MY HEAD OFF BC I DONT HAVE A FAT TRANNER ASS IN MY HANDS I DESERVE TO DIE
I’ve noticed janny often bans people who respond to selfie posts too
>>38364403the trouble with demi-ftm’ing a cis girl is that unless she starts as a cishon she will be lacking most of the desirable clockiness of transfems and for what a dumb pee pee it’s just a lot of ridiculous rigamarole to make a pale imitation
looks like marie...... is finnish-ed
Why are selfie posts not allowed again?
>>38364462Hookup and "rate me"/camwhore posts belong on /soc/.
>>38364480waow hi janny
>>38364490this board just has like 3 rules and that’s one of them
amazing how jannies can delete selfies in one second but completely ignore trolls that do nothing but whine about whoever they are obsessed non stop and add nothing of value
>>38364503It’s no secret that people want this cg to fail. They don’t think chasers belong here even tho they fall under the bi flag
chasergen is for chasertalk not transbian or transbian hookup gen. there are consequences to your actions.
>>38364503>completely ignore trolls that do nothing but whinewell who do you think reported marie
you ever intentionally do something to get a ban just because you need a break from this place
>>38364564a few timesbut evading would be too easy to kill the urge to be here
>>38364564whenever i post a selfie it's because i'll either get a ban or attention and both of those are things that i want at that moment
i love leaving a big mess for the jannies to clean up
Jannies will let you post pretransition pictures of the girls here but the second you post a good picture of yourself youre banned. Do we just trade the pictures we want to post to other trips in discord so its not a selfie technically
>>38364609lol sis no!
>>38364609Hot
>>38364609it would be funny if nobody reported this and it just stayed up>>38364621this has been tested to be a working way to evade that rule yes
>>38364609Sobe youre just being an attention whore the anon that reports people thinks youre a "real" transgirl so they dont report you
this sacrifice will not be forgottenuntil after I cum
>>38364609those certainly are boobs
>>38364609i cant believe someone would post a picture like this.dont you have any respect for the rules?
>>38364637you could never compare to a real woman like sobe. piss off jade. you are dodging a perma ban
>>38364637i get banned now actually
>>38364629Cute
>>38364609Maiqs folder is getting filled today
>>38364503they love the trolls, jannies want the board to stay /lgb-transphobia>>38364531kys
>>38364658:3
also this is a nature thread with a tumblr filenameso sobe probably created itif she gets purged does the thread go poof too?
>>38364663everyone knows you're the most transphobic person here clowngrow the fuck up
>>38364682god i hope so
>>38364682wait god i forgot. i'm ddeleting that
>>38364691no take us all out with you
>>38364704that would have been funny
>>38364691sobe ur boobs are quite small
>>38364296>all my friends are really liberal, one is gay >they’d have no issues with me bringing a tranny to their place >but my family would hate it
>>38364719whatever........................
Merry Chasemas
sobediah what drugs are you going to be ingesting this week
wish i was an annie but i’m a britta
>>38364724Sobe your boobs are perfect for kissing
>>38364724Nta, they're not small and he's begging you. Yours look really good, kissable
>>38364742cool... cool cool cool
>>38364684what?
>>38364735drinking with family>>38364743>>38364746thank you anons but i was not upset lole
ok bybebye anons i 'mgoing shopping
>>38364762>thank you anons but i was not upset lolei know you weren't i more just wanted to say you're hot and i want to press my dick all the way into you and tease your nipples
How much green tea do I need to drink to reap the health benefits and will it even do anything if my diet is already healthy af?
>>38364774Have fun sobe, bye
>>38364663Dumb fucking response. Would you rather the chasers not be welcome here? Think before you post next time
inspection time post your bedroom RIGHT NOW
>>38364826I'd rather transphobes aren't welcome, that's it
>>38364629oh my god I love trannies so god damn much
When I create my own kingdom in a tropical paradise there won’t be any transphobes allowed
>>38364438I NEED a tall (5'7 or over is tall for an afab) cishon androgynous girl like that hooker girl in blade runner and I NEED to feed her anavar and inject her with primo until she develops a nice inverted triangle shape, rounded out deltoids, abs, visible quad separation, and a voice that's half an octave deeper than originally, then get her off roids and get her PREGNANT
>>38364873BIG S A M E
Controversial opinion: chasers should be forced to transition, increasing the dating pool for transbians.
There’s a lot of talk about transphobia out there. But what about chaserphobia?
>>38364609AWOOGA
>>38364920Transbians should be forced to be good girls and stop banging trannies, taking chaser cock to increase the pool for chasers
>>38364860i havent had a room of my own in years but here's how it looked the last time i did in 2019
>>38364946How many people do you share your room with?
>>38364935>chaserphobiaI do hate myself
>>38364920do u just mean homophobia cus ur a transphobic faggot?
>>38364939All trans girls are transbians and would rather date each other. Chasers are closeted fags or trannies, and serve as a false hope for coping trannies, who hope to date a man, but will give up eventually and date another tranny. Straight men will only use them for sex, but not date or marry them.
>>38364860basic af, I want to get some plants and shelves
>>38364964Cringe and weak
>>38364684lol, please tell me how I'd love to know?
>>38364969Are you drunk?
>>38364983This room looks like it has a cute tranny living in it
>>38364995I'm a big strong boy
>>38365005>blahaj >pink covers Who you trynna fool
>>38364960there's just not a room that i could call my bedroom since i'm in a relationship. there's the bedroom, but it's justthe room that has the bed (plus makeup desk, my closets, etc.) and not my desk. our living room looks like this. >inb4 someone mentions the pride flag making this place a hate crime target 1. it's finland 2. it's only there to block backlight to the TV till i find some nice curtains i like
>>38364935they treated us like the nwords of this board. we had to fight for like a year to even be allowed to have this thread. and they still come and harass us here. chaser rihghts are trans rightRon Paul 2012
>>38365019Based, good post. Only we should be allowed to say the C word. The rest can say ”trans attracted men”.
>>38365015I don't believe in gender norms, I want a new bed set, maybe fir christmas
>>38364935chaserphobia is just another version of transphobiafor some trannies, the absolute most disgusting concept imaginable is that someone could love them
>>38364982FalseBest trannies are chaser propertyMany of us chasers also just want a cute tranny of our own to love
>>38364498It only became a thing like earlier this year. Some transbian nanny kept banning cg then selfies too. Before we posted with out being banned
>>38364873why did that one do it for you?
>>38365016cute cat, cozy living space
>>38365036lol
>>38365070thanks anon :>>catwhich one did you miss (or think wasn't cute)
>>38365016looks very cute nice job
>>38365041Bitch you gots to be trolling
>>38364130 >>this
anyone else watch 60 days in? this show is addictive and funny at times.
>>38365110Very hot
girl in the green top you are just beautiful and I want to kiss your face
>>38365090hidden kitty, both are cute, I like cats. This is my sisters cat>>38365101mmhmm
>>38365096thank you :> >>38365112it's kinda funny how he considered architecture his true calling while also having the proportions and perspective in all of his paintings of buildings be kinda weird and fucking up
>>38365110BaddieNice tits
>>38365118no u >>38365129also, no u, I wanna kiss UR face anon
>>38365137thanks I grew them myself, sobers were nice too
>showing off your tits with a bra onVERY gay
Girl cute damn>>38364130Pic rel I love lakes and beaches
>>38365055her skin looks very softI like how her waist is thinner than her hipsI like how the shorts are tight on herI find pale skin very attractiveI'd love to put my hands around her waist and hold her so much
>>38365142>also, no u, I wanna kiss UR face anon
>>38365160bras are a necessary evil
>>38365162well I have good news for you, I posted again
I fucking hate my body for being fake i cant feel anything i wish i had just eaten food
>>38365161I love NATURE!!!!!!!!!
>>38365110looking good Gracie
>>38365174I already saw, hopefully they dont ban you we need tranner photosI bet you can sort of see your butt jiggle when you walk in those jeans
>>38365133I love when cats like, follow you around and stuff. My cat sits in front of the bathroom door when I go to use it, and will also sit next to me when I play games and then also sleeps with me
Tranner gf that steals/borrows my clothes until she fills out enough for them to become too tight on her
>>38365161Hey bro
>>38365133awwwwww what a cutie :3
>>38365200I saw this neighbor lady walking her little dog and her cat was just following behind them.wonder if its possible to have cats trained like you can dogs, cats seem to just do whatever they want and tolerate us for food
>>38364993no?
>>38365188I'm not breaking rules! these are sfw photos :3 I've been trying to get bigger butt muscles in the gym and I think it's working. I didn't realize how weak I was until I started this summer... I could barely squat 70lbs
trans girls wearing flannel shirtstrans girls wearing sweat pantstrans girls wearing sweat shirts
Trans girls wearing nothing
>>38365213UGH MY HEART. I love that sm. cats seem to respond well to worship, unironically once you respect their omnipotence, they will be yours
>>38365185Me too. Not my pic but I camped near a place that looked just like it it was really cool>>38365208What’s up how are you doing?>>38365232>>38365242Wearing nothing but a flannel shirt
>>38365186who is Gracie I am from ancient Greece (my name is not Gracie)
>>38365257I’m on a train omw to meet the family for christmas what about you king?
>>38365261like you live near the ruins and stuff?
>>38365261How did you travel in time from ancient Greece?
>>38365200her cat loves me, im allergic but she always sits in my lap and follows me around >>38365210I love her she's a good kitty
>>38365231theyre sfw but theyre giving me not sfw thoughts so youre still a harlot I'd love to spot you on your squats
>>38365281hell yeah bro
>>38365290I am not up to squatting 175lbs for around 3-4 reps,; usually failing on the last one because I'm just so weak...
shoutouts to the woman wearing a fuzzy fedora and cargo pants out here on this train stationall tranners must adopt this style for 2025. it is vital
>>38365304thats when you fall booty first into me and I have to hold you up
>>38364313>I first saw her pic I was like "is that a tranny" then her profile confirmed it and so obviously I swiped rightGiga based
>>38365271Hopefully the journey was is save and quick. Just chilling as usual nothing really going on today
Has anyone seen Rav?
>>38365232Trans girls dick print in gray sweat pants
>>38365385i don't have a dick
>>38365016What's ur discord?
>>38365398That post doesn’t apply to you
>>38365401i don't really give it out, apologies.
>>38365385TAYN.NUDE.
>>38365413can i get a… hat wobble?
>>38365385OPEN FLANNEL SHIRT AND SWEATPANTS DICK PRINT TRANS GF
Eating olives
im olives
>>38365412That's fine. Do you know saimii?
>>38364860
>>38365463nope, i know of nobody with that nick, sorry.
>>38365090I don’t know how to break it to you but me and swablu hooked up
a polytranbian blogging about cats and their room. truly chasergen discussion
>>38365486truly confusing psyop
>>38365500I just felt like I had to tell you and well, I’m sorry
>>38365512wait no i wanna know how well you prepared your storygo ahead, tell me the spesifics
please don’t
>>38365520Sure >see eui post >decide to bait her
>>38365257>Wearing nothing but a flannel shirtWearing nothing but your flannel shirt the morning after
>>38365543ahhhhhh sadi thought you'd prepared more than just a name for her. i expect better from weird bait.
why?
>>38365416Give me a printout of oyster smiling
>>38365554How common are passing trannies in finland? How many have you encountered?
>>38365580my guess is rarer than in the states? like just based on our healthcare system or whatever.i know some who'd pass to cis ppl but none who could go deep stealth or stand up to weird terminally online scrutiny. though there's bound to be some obviously.also finnish trannies just seem to not care about passing that much. at least in my circles, ppl tend to just respect ppls identities and not make a big deal of them being trans no matter if they pass or not.
>>38365567excuse me anon your wife is on the phoneits an emergency
>>38365550Want want want
>>38365597Have you ever penetrated a trans woman’s asshole or does your trans gf penetrate yours? Do you eat ass? Have you ever snorted coke? Do you prefer winters or summers?
>>38365624fascinating interview. i remember saying this stuff makes me uncomfortable, if that's what you're going for then congrats you have an amazing memory and not much to use it for. anywayssss...>no>no>no>no>summers
>>38365634Disapppointed at the first 4 answers but summers are nice
Why women only want me for casual sex?
>>38365649yeah turns out i'm pretty boringanyways eating ass reminded me of one of the worst movie scenes i've ever witnessed so you can have that as a consolationhttps://youtu.be/bGvKW6EJ33o?t=47
>>38365665I don’t understand how you can dislike eating ass. Does your trans gf not clean hers?
>>38365674i just dont care for sex that much desu
>>38365682Doesn't your trainer gf have needs though? It's like watering a plant you need to cum in your tranner daily
>>38365722jesus christi'm going to bed
>>38365730That anon is right
>>38365730Sorry I didn't see that sex stuff made you uncomfortable. I'm a different anon
>>38365738listen i'm totally fine with embarassing myself here, i can do that all day and will keep doing it for the forseeable future. but talking about the sex lives of ppl who aren't me is kinda really not something i'm fine with doing.
I need a transwife. 24, cis male, Norway
>>38365758Don’t care + you’re gay
>>38364130Does a beach count? A desolate one, at night, where you can see every ancient star and hear the tide breathing
>>38365772If only it were that simpleChasing ain't easy, kid
>>38365758so who fucks your wife is you or your trans gf or both? your wife is doing pretty well with 2 people who have rape cylinders
>>38365778This very much counts. It’s nice to hear nothing but the ocean
>>38365776susie damn
>>38365398Do dickless trannies actually post here? or are you a female chaser
>>38365930A tranny without a dick is like an angel without her wings
family that just ignores your depressive episodes and would never ever say something like “hope you’re feeling better today” or “if you want to talk i’m here” or “make sure you’re eating”
>>38365930only when I'm bored and got nothing to do>>38366026I'm like satan https://youtu.be/cpU7Yrl-AwM?si=eskUbU6fYQCr9CHz
>>38366046this is worse in the long run btw
>>38366071lol tell that to my family
>>38366077im ok
trans gf who won't stop diaper play while her srsussy heals and dies horribly of an infection
>>38366102well then i’m fucked tomorrow
>>38365776There’s porn of this one
>>38366158That is porn of her
>>38366182Hrmphf
>>38366182zoomers can't recognize softcore porn because the entirety of society is pornified. very sad!
when do i stop being a man
>>38366026what about deballed tranners?
>>38366252Never experienced such a phenomenon, but it sounds pretty niceThough tranny balls rubbing against my cock is a nice feeling
>>38366250When you become my gf and let me make you feel like a woman every day.
>>38366278>Never experienced such a phenomenonyou’ve never heard of an orchi?
>>38366305just never been with a tranner who did that
any job offers in thread today
>>38366279i need a bf who loves me
>>38366320yeah I'll pay 5 for a bj
>>38366355that's 250
>>38366320I will pay a girl 200 to give a bj to
I'm not a mistake, I'm not a fakeIt's set in my DNA ~
>>38366362also 250top service for 500
>>38366062dont believe you
>>38366369Deal
covered my pet rats with a blanket and gave them little head rubs as they snuggled
sucking on the thumb of a chaser's rough hand
>>38366401omg that’s so cute what are their names
>>38366407Putting my thumb in a tranner's soft mouth
>>38366390wish it was actually this easy. i would unironically take that money but idk how to find guys for this without getting arrested
>>38366379pussy in bio https://unseecc/album#xPjXzyUIHOau
>>38366424<333
>>38366407Tickling angel’s butthole with my tongue
>>38366411this is gonna make me sound mean but they don’t have names.i stopped naming my rats a while ago unless one becomes particularly attached or one comes to me. they don’t really respond to my voice like a dog for example and well… they don’t live long it’s too many names to think of.i just call them stuff like “baby” “sweetie” “silly boy” “big guy” “little guy” “kitty” “puppy” etc
>>38366489no that’s not mean that makes sense, my families chickens have never had names
>>38366489>meanwhile in west baltimore
>>38366476Hope you like a calloused hand on your thigh too
>>38366470Aw I missed it
>>38366525i rly do like calloused hands on my thigh
>>38366516>>38366523
>>38366158yeah but her YTs are better if you’re a real chaser
>>38366579amazing
>>38366250you never started>>38366337you’ll fi
>>38366579Cozy little friend
*nd one
>>38366587>>38366594my bestie
>>38366479am i really "shared around" material
What chasers post when they're not in chasergen>>38366176
>>38366630That's so adorable anony. I bet you're a good momma to him/her.
>>38366636I post about that stuff in here
Okay, here me out.As you guys know there is type of guy who is down to fuck but somehow doesn't ever want to touch dick. I don't have bottom dysphoria so for me it does not matter if a guy wants to touch my dick or not, but I guess I'd slightly prefer that he does not suck my dick too passionately.Anyways I used to think I do not have any "chaser=bad" paranoia but recently I've been noticing a strange asymmetry in my relationship to guys who are pro-dick and guys who are anti-dick.When the guy is pro-dick, I cannot bring myself to rim him. If it's the other way around, then I enjoy rimming extremely.What does this mean? Maybe even when I don't mind that guy is pro-dick, I attribute a degree of femininity to the guy if he is pro-dick and this prevents me to approach him in a fully submissive way.
Parts of Hawaii are so beautiful they do not seem real>>38366579Rabbit supremacy but I do admit that is very cute
>>38366636CLOWN AND THE REPRESSED BISEXUAL ARE NOT ALLOWED TO RESPOND TO THIS POSTCLOWN AND THE REPRESSED BISEXUAL ARE NOT ALLOWED TO RESPOND TO THIS POSTCLOWN AND THE REPRESSED BISEXUAL ARE NOT ALLOWED TO RESPOND TO THIS POSTCLOWN AND THE REPRESSED BISEXUAL ARE NOT ALLOWED TO RESPOND TO THIS POSTCLOWN AND THE REPRESSED BISEXUAL ARE NOT ALLOWED TO RESPOND TO THIS POSTIt's actually not gay to have a woman stick her finger up your ass. It's not gay unless it's a dick or a penis shaped object.
>>38366659i'd rim my man crazy but I would NEVER put my finger in there, fucking disgusting!
>>38366579OMG RAT!!!! adorable >>38366630the woke mob will never make me hate rats
>>38366667Personally I like a finger up my butt if I've prepared for it, but getting rimmed would be too emasculating for me. Different strokes I guess.
The woke libtard mob brainwashed me into meeting with a tranny and making out with her
>>38366630cute
i don’t trust any cis man to clean his ass the way i do
>>38366687ha gay!
>>3836670499% of men don’t wipe they ass aftuh shittin
I've stuck things up my ass before but I don't think I could ever let a tranner do that to me desu
>>38366704I think I do a pretty good job. I use soap in the shower and rub around with my fingers. but if you think you can do better I'd let you give it a try
>>38365664Because your dicks too fat they can't take it long term, rip anon
>>38366713they definitely wipe down ass hair with a dry piece of toilet paper
>>38366718>but if you think you can do better I'd let you give it a trywho tf you think i am your momma? i ain’t gonna clean your ass for you
I think chasers should be allowed to use tranny butts however we please but chasers shouldn’t get things put up their asses but that’s just my opinion you may do as you please
i think a chaser should put his warm palms on the base of my waist and bounce up me and down on his dick
>dad chose a secondary bedroom upstairs for the view leaving me the master bedroom with the sick bathroomHell yeah I'm gonna have a bubble bath tonight
>>38366704Once when I was getting out of bed after fucking an ex, I slid off the bed and it smeared shit on the bed. We just looked at each other and never said anything about it. This was about 4 years ago, and the stain never washed out, but I still sleep on the sheets. Dudes rock.
>>38366748What
>>38366748why do I come here to read shit like this
>>38366738look idc what people do but not wanting to play with my man’s butt hole is pretty par for the course in straight relationships. i wouldn’t go into relationships as a “straight” chaser expecting it.the only reason *my* ass is on the table is because i don’t have a pussy.
>>38366745Hot, doing that makes it feel like I'm using a sex toy desu
>>38366770Exactly. I agree. And trans women’s butthles are the property of their chaser which he may do as he wishes with.
>>38366752I never cleaned my ass, so I smeared shit on the bed. Can you read? Her pussy always tasted like she had health problems so it was kind of a quid pro quo type of deal
it’s a catch-22. if you want me to go anywhere near your butt you’re gonna have to shave it and clean out the inside of it just like i do.but if you do shave your ass and clean it out i won’t be attracted to you anymore so i still won’t touch it.
>>38366748Why haven't you gotten new sheets in over 4 years? Explains why you're so filthy you're smearing shit
>>3836674810 / 10 post
>>38366800More like catch 22 cm
>>38366815your dicks not that big THOUGH
>>38366826If it was would you eat his shaved and cleaned butt
>>38366837no but he could fuck mine
>>38366793Imma pray for you dawg You and your bitch some nasty asses
>>38366800I don't want you to go anywhere near my butt. I want to go near your butt.
>>38366843I thought that was already a given
>>38366848everyone has their yucks and yums. come on now.
>>38366864not if you don’t stop talking gross stuff about eating your ass dawg
>>38366878I hate this phrase so much
>>38366889Sounds like that phrse is one of your yucks
>>38366793this post makes me feel sick.
>>38366878Nasty ahh
Nigga don’t give me that yucks and yum nonsense you smearing trails of SHIT in yo BED you unsanitary
>>38366802I have two sets, and I wash them regularly. I washed the shitty ones a few times, including with bleach twice. My hygiene is better now. I never learned I should wash my ass. I know you'll think I'm lying, but it's a family thing. My dad's hygiene is so bad, he got me circumcised because he never learned how to wash an uncircumcised dick, but that's a story for a different day
your “yum” can’t be living like a farm animal bro
>>38366939Aww hell nah even yo old man be smelling like shit that’s one fucked up family
bruh
>>38366939I'm going to believe this is fake for my own sanity.
>>38366745Stop making me think about sex with you it's rude when I'll never meet you
how did we somehow reach a level of hell lower than the guy molesting his cousin
>>38366991What if it's the same guy?
>>38366991some guy molested his cousin?????
>>38367002an anon in a thread last night was talking about trying to fuck his cousin since they transitioned
>>38366999No, I'm the straight ass play guy. Funnily enough, I first gingered my ass before the bed shitting incident.
How do you just not instinctively know as a human to wash your ass?
>>38367017ikr a literal dog knows this
>>38367017I didn't want to touch shit. I figured people meant like your asscheeks
>>38367038Do you have autism or something?
>>38367017I didn't wash my ass until I was 19 because i simply never thought toIn college my friends used to be like "oh damn dude that was a nasty fart!" but it was just my unwashed booty juices wafting outI'd like to blame my autism but apparently that isn't unusual for men in the first place
>>38366939let me guess……american???
I hope Rav is having a good day
>>38367042Not sure>>38367048Land of the free baby
>I didn't wash my ass until I was 19 what the fuck
>>38367038>>38367043So I made this >>38367017 post and I'm a man who washes his ass whenever he takes a shower. I also clean my ass very well after pooping.
>>38367061As long as she's not here she probably is.
So let me get this straight. This nigga only gots two sets of sheets. He done left a nasty trail of SHIT in one of them but he still sleepin there erryday. His old man done cut up his DICK cause he don’t know how to wash it.And none of them know how to wash they ass. Naw Imma leave for today I just can’t man, I just can’t
this is fucking foul man. You're disgusting, and i'm autistic as hell, I don't know if thats necessarily an excuse. an explainable scenario would be neglectful parents
>>38367085real
>>38367073Yeah that's me now too, but somehow it never bothered me before I knew better. Trying to go back to it would feel nasty
>>38367073I love cleaning it now. I was just too retarded to figure it out myself. I saw one of those "men don't wash they ass posts" for the tenth time on Twitter, and I was laughing at it until I realized it might be me lmao >>38367085Two sets of sheets is reasonable. Keep one clean and let one get dirty.
>>38367106bruh you already said you still sleep on the same sheets with the shit stain on them nobody believes you
Just buy new sheets for Christ’s sake
>>38367106>>38367111WHAT THE FUCK THERE’S TWO????
>>38367117>>38367122It's a tiny stain now. I don't like white sheets, but as long as they're usable, it feels wasteful to throw them out. They've been cleaned thoroughly, but I get where you're coming from.
imagine learning about washing my ass from fucking twitter
>its wastefulyou smeared your fucking shit on them they’re garbagea new set of sheets is like $10
>>38367140Cursed. You shitstain motherfucker
oh well if it’s just a tiny shit stain in your bed sheetsi mean you bleached them uh…. twice in four years so
God I'm laughing so hard at this thread but it's so vile.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.You single brain cell motherfuckers ffs
>>38367197so which one of them is you
>>38367197Don’t spoil the fun unc I want to believe
i guess we know who the anon is now
>>38367168I wash them very regularly. You'd never notice the stain without close inspection. I was thinking about replacing them, but now I feel like if I do it will be because I got bullied online, so I won't. >>38367197Every time I post something funny about myself people say it's fake or a psyop lmao
>>38364130the valley of death
>>38367223>but now I feel like if I do it will be because I got bullied online, so I won't.a bloo bloo bloo you sure showed me
i miss when bullying worked.
>>38367223>Every time I post something funny about myself people say it's fake or a psyopTell us more you gross motherfucker
if that’s the state of the sheets you know his underwear be crazy
>>38367202single brain cell reply that I do not accept>>383672093 digit iq reply that I do accept>>38367223I didnt say stop . my bullshit meter is no good reason to quit now>>38367235Dio you mean Death Valley or valley of death
>>38367250does sobe know that you were her age when you first started wiping your ass
>>38367256I am not bedsheets anon sorry to burst your bubble
i just learned that when a girl compliments u then looks u up and down and smiles, they're flirting with you. i am 24 years old.
what the fuck did i just stumble into
>>38367276A bed shitter
>>38367270thats not what i have written down
>>38366939honestly it's fair, men don't get taught to do this.i only started specifically washing my ass after i saw a gf do it in the shower, before that it was just wipe thoroughly and more or less get it when i scrubbed
>>38367239This is really my grossest story, sorry anon. I'm really more bizarre and poorly socialized and retarded than gross, but this hasn't been the first time I've derailed the thread, so I'm sure it won't be the last.
>>38367271not true, women have done this to me all my life and i'm a twink faggotsometimes people just think someone's pretty
watching holiday affair
having a holiday affair with a chaser from this thread
seeking a holiday job
>>38367363if you look like robert michum i’ll consider it
>>38367271i wish girls would compliment me and look me up and down and say "you're just what our company is looking for"
Please replace your sheets when they are stained or ripped. Decent ones don’t cost enough to not replace them holy fuck.
https://youtu.be/DCZNFmHJbV8?si=F1Ioa3pMXAHPFUK5&t=37
>>38367380i look like a mix between princess diana and jesse spencer
>>38367393One year my heel callus ripped a hole in my fitted sheet and it kept getting bigger until it was completely split in half so I just slept on half of the bed for months
should i register for classes and continue my studies at my community college 6 years late- or do I just find a brokie job and then commit myself to developing cool games and software projects that bring me fulfillment and then put all those into a portfolio to find a job?
>>38367352>>38367380Good taste will get you nowhere Im afraid>>38367409So good
>>38367422?????????????????????????????????????
>>38367434Put the fries in the bag lil bro
>>38367443im gonna touch u
>>38367442I don't understand, what other info can I give
>>38367456its just so gross and weird dude, how can your heel callus be so fucked that it tears a hole in your bedsheet and then you continue to sleep on it until it splits in half, AND THEN YOU STILL DONT CHANGE IT. genuinely fucking wild lmao
>>38367422If I went over to a girls house and her sheets were stained or ripped, I’d judge her at least a little.
>>38366538was blank anyways, I wouldn't post myself
>>38367438BAndoowanle widdly widdly widdly widdly waaaAAhh
favorite christmas song chasegrsen?
hello chasergenhello emo
>>38367271I would just do what I always do when women flirt with me, act like an autistic retard and make it weird.
god i need a man who will take me out to eat and order for me
>>38367513the besthttps://youtu.be/SHU99s793q8?feature=shared
>>38367488You rock until the break of dawn
>>38367521same
>>38367513This and turn it uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM7M7zSMJcw
>>38367521>>38367545I need a tranner gf to order tendies and fries with a big cup of ginger ale for her
>>38367566i can smell the autism radiating off you
>>38367538wish i could work at job until the break of dawn
>>38367488lol she gets it. good show
>>38367569I would only take you to the finest outback steakhouse
>>38367566if you order me tendies and fries im killing you im sprrythe ginger ale can stay though
>>38367571... Yes, those are called third shift jobs and tey are not hard to get bc they are hard to keep doing
>>38367575outback sucks lets just cook something ourselves
>>38367513https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTne-ZY8g9c
>>38367575this is much better>>38367588and even better
>>38367566i like spicy nuggets...and dr pepper, or juice...
>>38367602I need you.
walkies
>>38367593ah, would the lady care for a bloomin onion to pair with her ginger ale?>>38367588I'm down, maybe we can pop a red baron into the oven?
>>38367513https://youtu.be/Ae7CtryWCkc?si=ntyqmoX1BhdXymZQ
>>38367618id rather have a sirloin steak :)) medium rare
>>38367582>hard to keep goingI fear I don't see how they are hard to get...>>38367607i also only ever get pizza from one specific pizza place and struggle grocery shopping for myself. I kind of like fruit snacks, and sometimes a good potato chip, for salt. I love salt.
>>38367618i have a pizza maker so we can do homemade pizzas with fresh dough
>>38367624I'm gunna get an onion for the table though
i wish i had big pointy boobs that could poke an eye out
>>38367630I actually do make home made pizzas sometimes too, that sounds like fun. obviously I'm kinda trolling you guys I'd take either one of you out to a nice dinner if I could This was the last pie I made
>>38367622This is Elvis' best Christmas song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS_e7sFfMN0For the actual best serious Christmas album I would have to say Nat King Cole or Bing Crosby.
>>38367650that looks really good! i’m not one for nice dates, i much prefer staying in and doing something more intimate and romantic
>>38367538>>38367574yeh, i wrote dat.
>>38367642its a type of bra
>>38367658I've actually never had a gf that likes cooking really. Any time we stayed in for any kind of remotely nice meal it was usually me doing all the cooking
>>38367666lmfao very observant of you
I need a boyfriend so bad guys...
>>38367630that sounds awesome. need a thin crust with pep, onion, green peppers, ground beef, tomato pieces,
>>38367629Where are you from?
>>38367680called bombshell bra
>>38367668that’s no fun, the best couples are ones that both like cooking
>>38367691i don’t remember asking
>>38367689Albania. West side. Right by the beach
>>38367689america, midwest type creature
what’s the best cigarette for smoking in the car with kids in the backseat while the windows are rolled up?
>>38367699if other people are around? probably a black and mild. You really want to make sure everyone within a mile can and enjoy it with you
>>38367651Good song, but I hear it too often for it to still be meaningful, you know how it is when something's overplayed it can be great but you're bored with it. https://youtu.be/8ZWBtMF2DTE?si=DPlC-8cggxRx5Ci7
>>38367692I dont mind being the only one who cooks but yeah if I had a girl that I could cook with but not have to like manage her and tell her what to do I'd be very happy. We could prob make a lot of cool stuff
>>38367707i really want to make sure the smoke gets in their lungs though will that be effective?
>>38367710It is played a lot yes. The whole bing crosby xmas album and nat king cole xmas album slaps tho such comfy and cozy vibes . Grew up to that at Xmas>>38367717Just buy the kids their own smokes then ffs do we have to think of everything for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4y8d4JHZtgsomeone recommend me music like this please
>>38367740true lmao i’ll get them some newports
looked at a video of AGP fetishistic gigahons on another thread and it immediately activated my dysphoria and fear that thats what i look like/ what ill becomewhy do i do this to myse;f
>>38367754well that is what you look like so it’s accurate
>>38367748Better be 100s Or these kids will grow up to be pussys!
>>38367766:((
>>38367698It’s so over.
>>38367754wank off to it and then convince yourself the devil made you do it, so that's on him. Jesus sisters stay winning
Anon dropped his bed sheets on my pizza again
>>38367768of course it’s 100s my kids will not be sissy liberals
>>38367779it truly is darling
yelling at my trans gf when she tries to make conversation with me because she saw me staring silently at my monitor during a 10 minute long flight path in classic wow
>>38367835i once went over to this trans girl's house to hang out and i laughed at a meme while she was playing some rythym game like osu but not osu because apparently osu is for faggotsanyway i laughed and she yelled at me for like 15 straight seconds i met her off duoliciousalso she has a kid that she pays child support for lmao
>>38367851*refuses to pay child support for
>>38367810I’ll love you from afar.
>>38367851average transbian hang out
>>38367513Carol of the Bells fucks
>>38367851>trans>lesbian>rhythm gamesRecipe for disaster.
Fuck me I think I'm getting sick after travelling through the airportAnd I just got a bad cold while out for thanksgiving tooNeed to start masking up
>>38367877and I knock on her door and I sayCAAAAROOOL CAAAAROOOOOL
>>38367918>masking upI know this is a tranny board but no reddit speak please
>>38364235It went well with my friends, even if it did cause a bit of confusion among the boys. See, I was known as being the faggot in the group and I had been dating my ex before she transitioned. We're a fairly closeknit group so they didn't really press me with questions about my sexual identity. Ironically though, she didn't get along with them at all. All very left-leaning and tolerant dudes and gals, but we don't really shirk from dirty jokes. That was an issue considering my ex had issues pertaining to sex, sexuality, and anything she considered even remotely pornographic. Real zoomer puritan type, but I loved her nonetheless. Things didn't work out between us. Coincidentally enough, someone in this same friend group is now transitioning.........No, I'm not going to make any moves on her. I know that it's the ideal situation for literally every chaser here to have someone in their friend group who happens to be a tranner, but there's not really a spark between us. As for my family, I'm estranged from my folks anyways. Not the kind of dude who would break things up with his trans girlfriend because he'd be scared of his family finding out or his reputation being ruined.
>>38367932need my face diapie >w<
>>38367876i had absolutely zero sexual interest in this person i honestly pitied her because she seemed suicidal but after hanging out with her for a few hours i felt like i was inside the house of a serial killer and then left>>38367885im straight
Hey, tranner anonettes. I'm still moving on from my ex a year after our breakup, so I've been thinking of downloading grindr. Do you think girls would find it charming if I slid into DMs and opened up conversations with pictures of my pet cat?
>>38367960I kind of think once youve gotten a woman pregnant and had a child its too late to transitionsiring a child is a point of no return
>>38367966thats a good place to starthowever gotta be honest grindr is a cesspool
>>38367966fuck yes personally
>>38367973i agree, at that point you have completely committed to manhood
>>38367966I'd find it endearing. send pics of the cat please?
>>38367966I'm so jealous of chasers who live in a place where grindr is viable to meet tranners. I've used the explore mode to chat with girls in portland or Seattle and other libtard cities and god the cutest chicks are super receptive to me.I really wanna go on a vacation to Oregon or Seattle and just hook up with a new cutie every night
>>38367768hundreds is smoover doe...long ass filter namsayin
>>38367984I've sent a picture of her on these forums before. More wouldn't hurt. She's an old girl, and still just a perfect little sweetie.
>>38368025I'm in love with you
>>38368025Oops, not the one I meant to send. Here's a better one.
>>38367615:)
>>38368062it was nice but feet are really cold now
i have POTS and my feet get ridiculously cold if i don't take at least 2000mg of salt in a day
>>38368070When my feets are cold I put blanket over them and kitty cat knows this means to come lay on top of my feets to warm em up. I just woke up but I've already got two pairs of socks on right now and slippers too :)
>>38368025>>38368038SHES SO CUTE
Tranners do you use dating apps?Which ones?What is your favorite way to find dates?
>>38368070I would warm them with my hands
>>38368182I would warm them with my mouth
>>38368070I would warm them with my mouth
trans
gender
Rights!!!!!
>>38368280Stink!!!!!
N
>>38368297Agreed, tranners do not need rights. They just need to stay home and take good care of their husbands
Trans Genduh
>tfw my trans gf reminds me to do her nightly penis inspectionI love checking my tranner's penis for imperfections with my mouth. It's an essential part of staying on top of her health!
I
>>38368343Very gayShed respect you more if you strictly topped herhwrph
>>38368355A shrubbery
Slow thread. Chasers are with their families and can't post, and left their top gf's at home. Oh dang and stuff.
it's been a sleepy wine night
>>38368384I wish I had some
Morrowind metal, Morrowind metalhttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mdp6uxfDWrn37_wKYhetak46aGWFvvpEQ&si=uzdnGeifhk3qG9Od
Farting then shoving my tranny's head under the covers
No tranner under my tree this year. Next year I’ll have to try harder
>>38368465there is still time yet
took selfies today in a last-ditch attempt to finally feel good about my appearance and now i can't bring myself to look at any of the photos lmaochasergen!
>>38368491I love you.
>>38368491Hi. Let’s see one babe.
>>38368471Imagine Santa dropping a boymoder under your tree
>>38368498I hope I've been good enough this year..
>>38368498why a boymoder
>>38368498Unwrapping your boymoder
Philosophically unwrapping the boymode mentality off of my beautiful womanly trans girlfriend
>>38368498Want. Next year it’s what I’m asking for
>>38368498I would rather Santa drop off a goth bitch with a tiny dick.
>>38368526need
non-metaphorically unwrapping the clothes off of your boymoder, assfucking her and giving her a massive creampie in front of your family
>>38368554*in front of her family
>>38368577why not both
need new silver studs any recommendations for design?
blasting nuts deep into boymoders
>>38368619what's with the obsession with boymoders? why not cute shy girlmoders?
>>38368619what if it gets on your sheets after
watching desk set from 1957 and the main conflict of the movie is whether computers will be able to replace humans at the task of looking up basic information like "who are santas reindeer" and "what are the lyrics to the night before christmas" lol
>>38368646just leave em
>>38368645My attraction to most trans women is healthy and normal. My attraction to boymoders is a perverse desire to take someone who's convinced the world can't see them as a woman and to fuck this shit out of them. I also like the sweatshirt aesthetic.
I really need to beat the shit out of a chaser and fuck him in his hairy ass
>>38368710Hi twinkchan
>>38368710We will fight but I think you will lose
>>38368690need
>>38368710Fuck my hairy fat ass
apparently ivan ilyin wife had bad breath so theres hope for me.gn. i smell bad.
>>38368756Sleep tight
>>38368718never heard of them!
>hanging with family for holidays>take the dog outside>tell her “good girl”>start thinking bout tranniesgoddammit tttt
>>38368619I want to do this
>>38368720>Dude is a confirmed bottom
>>38368773What a shame, I happen to have a hairy chaser butt for her
>>38368803No I just want to fight someone. Idk I want to fight I never get too people always back out
hello chasergen i am back from work and now eating dinner!I made brussels sprouts, tinned mackerel, carrot, and mornay sauce! It does taste good i promiseim so sad that soon i cant easily cook for myself all the time
>tfw can't poop
>>38368865Hi June. Do you not have a dorm kitchen?
>>38368827I could kick your ass. Voting for Biden gives you a -99 debuff to your fighting skill
>>38368893Ngl the would win I got retard strength If rip your head off
>>38368710How come you never drop discord when I say you can beat me up?
>>38368892Unfortunately not, theyre old freshman dorms.There are pretty stringent limits on the appliances you can bring too. Nothing with exposed heating like toasters or induction stoves. Just electric kettles really, and it seems rice cookers if they have auto shutoff but id have to double check with themi can cook a lot with a rice cooker and microwave but i mean, not easy
>>38368909I live in Mexico and I doubt anybody on cg is near me or willing to come herebut just in case you're serious, I host a fight club outside my workplace every weekend. You bring your own gloves. I'll cover the vaseline
>>38368891Literally me rnGetting off the pot so as to not anger the hemorrhoidal gods
>>38368948>MexicoOh...
>>38368946You can get pre cooked chicken from Costco and frozen veggies as well as hard boiled eggs. Worse come to worse visit home and meal prep once a week.
>>38368962yeah...
New.Sorry if it’s a little shit phone posting suckd>>38369015
>>38369011I wouldn't fight back so I don't think I'd need gloves tbhon.
Make a new thread you fucking retards
>>38369025I like it when they fight back, even if it's just a little bit, it gets me heated
