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QOTT: favorite christmas food/treat?

previous >>38369015
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>qott
Eggnog ig, but this is the first year I've actually got any in almost a decade lol
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I had eggnog and then pooped all over my bed. :(
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>>38373910
kinda also a thanksgiving food, but gotta be green bean casserole for me
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I don't like christmas anymore
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>>38373942
yum
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Merry Christmas I love you
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>>38373910
cookies.
i just took two like normal ass scottish shortbread cookies n put chunky peanut butter between it with almond and sea salt dark chocolate in there too im basically gordito ramsey at this point
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>>38374023
merry christmas jesus luvs u
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>>38373990
hello bread I love you friend merry christmas
t. khajiit
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>>38373944
Your FAVORITE? Insane
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Ellie …
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>>38374172
>large anogenital distance
it's over
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>>38373990
Who the hell even are you
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>>38374142
meeeeeeow catman ~.~
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It wouldn’t even be gay to tongue that butthole
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>>38374220
Passing blonde tranner with big juicy tits
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>>38374220
u first
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>>38374230
it's light brown
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>>38374228
girl what happened to your arm
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>>38374241
Light brown is blonde in this state, anything that's not black is blonde.
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>>38374228
noooo keep it, I wanna lick it
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>>38374228
It's armpit hair. I don't think anything about it.
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>>38374248
girl i had surgery
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Stu done took over the tranny butthole game. She the lebron james of the tranny butthole game.
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I'm too old to be looking at teenagers buttholes, man
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>>38374318
Yeah I am. Check it out.
https://litter.catbox.moe/9psps8.png
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>>38374333
ikr lmfao
come on it's christmas
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Stu up in this bitch erryday posting hole like it ain’t nothing. Janny can’t do shit. What you gon do janny? Stare at that hole
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Fake Stu needs conversion therapy
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>>38374376
I'm real but what's that supposed to mean
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>>38374395
You know. R word
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>>38374412
The only R word I know is "real" because I am real.
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>>38374416
you are a real once princess
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As a Christmas present to all the trannerds I'm going to post my chaserhog
(I'm fat and have a small cock)
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>>38374424
do it, you'll feel better for 5 minutes
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>>38374448
They say 5.5" circumference is big but I don't believe them, it doesn't look like much
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>>38374466
yes.
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>Wake up
>Make coffee
>Sit down and notice snowflake theme
>Disable snowflakes
>Sip coffee
Mornin'.
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>>38374487
Morning snowflake
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>>38374487
In what timezone is this morning
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>>38374495
How's your day been?
>>38374499
Timezone? Morning is whenever I wake up.
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lightly spanking stuballs
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ok for the chasers who wanna slap a trannys balls, if she got orchi would it be hotter or defeat the point? just curious, for a friend yk..
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkM3M3zGcGEc

ill wait until after christmas is over to make a sad post, im actually not sad right now at all but happy, talking to a girl and im starting to like her a bit, but i have so many bad tendancies and paranoia im trying to get under control, it'll be a struggle but I don't think I'd want anything but a struggle really. whats easy for others is hard for me, and i have learned to like it. im gathering all the hope that i can dare muster <3
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>>38374157
i have whatever the salty equivalent of a sweet tooth is. i like savory foods with a good mix of textures. also very oniony and i just love onions
there's also a family recipe thing that is my favorite favorite but that's a secret cause idk how common it is
>>38374514
>Morning is whenever I wake up
realest shit i've seen all day
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>>38374632
Not my thing, but if I wanted to slap some balls I don't think I'd want to hit an empty sack.
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>>38373910
Ava's clamussy.
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>>38374677
yeah ig it's only guys who like mef kinda stuff who think orchi is hot :/
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>>38374748
You could have at least put a Santa hat on it.
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>>38373910
Emo’s butt
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>>38374632
orchis are based
t. meisterchaser
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>>38374641
Happy Christmas Eve brother
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Getting beat up by twinkchan for Christmas <3
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kissing her empty changepurse
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My throat feels like I met Twinkchan
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>>38374916
lmfao
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Short girls with big feet
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do any trans girls like massaging their chaser’s feet?
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>>38375023
>>38374916
maiq the footfag
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>>38374632
It would be fun to smack the leftovers, I could go harder
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>>38374883
meisterchaser?
>>38375064
yeah u could >~<
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>>38374632
Slapping balls is hot, orchi is hotter.
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do u think the server dislikes being used for 4chan
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>>38375088
You're fucking wasted
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>>38375086
why is it hotter for u?
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>>38375095
nta but I agree for me the reason is bc transitioning is hot
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>>38375095
I'm a man, I'm primal. I cannot analyze why, I can only tell you what gets me going. And to sit down and figure it out would take something away from it.
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>>38375098
how?
>>38375106
yeah ok that's fair...
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Going to my trans gf's parents for Christmas and fucking her in her childhood boy bedroom. Right next to her father who thought he had a son.
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>>38375151
stop making these posts!!! qwq
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Need a tranner to rub my stomach ;_;
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>>38375160
I've been gone for a week or two though.
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>>38375179
well someone's making them >~<
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>>38375118
How what?
>>38375151
YES I want to fuck a trainer in her childhood bedroom too and ask her about her beyblades and stuff and say like “you need it harder bro?” during
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>>38375191
like how is transitioning hot to u?
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>>38375186
I think you're the one making those statements in your head every night. Thinking of your man moaning your name, filling you up in your old room.
Going to breakfast in the morning with his cum leaking out of you as he calls you babe in front of your father.
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>>38375198
the thought of a trans girl getting happier and more confident about her body turns me on immensely
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>>38375206
I don't have a man and never will ;~;
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>>38375214
that's so sweet qwq
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Imagine her dad hearing her call ME daddy through his walls
Oh and
>calling her “daddy’s little girl” in response
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Just bought "Trans Love" at the feminist book store from the trans clerk
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>>38375215
Yes you will. You're so cute.
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>>38375224
yeah it is sweet but it also so fucking sexy so it makes for a nice balance of loving and horny
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>>38375231
Did you stare her down as she rang it up?
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>>38375229
stop!!!
>>38375233
I'm not I'm basically a man sry ;~;
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>>38375244
I'm going to pull your hair so hard your face gets lifted off the bed and you can see your old Silent Hill poster on the wall.
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>>38375257
anon u wouldn't, not with me :c
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making my trannie cosplay Heather from SH3
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>>38375262
Especially with you.
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stealing krissu from her NPD dad
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>>38375274
u don't even know what I look like! trust me u don't wanna
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krissu making her NPD dad jealous by calling me daddy in front of him
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>>38375283
The first chance she gets you know she will
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>>38375281
You're so cute clown.
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krissu twirling her hair while hanging off of me and telling me I am such a good daddy while her NPD dad fumes in the kitchen
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>>38375291
I'm anon and definitely not cute
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>>38375296
The only girls who protest this hard are always good looking.
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>>38375298
I'm not a girl, please I'm not bdd I don't want attention I'm just genuinely a hon I'm rly sorry ;~;
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>>38375304
Ok babe I'll leave you alone. But I'm still going to call you a girl. And cute.
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opening Christmas presents at krissu’s house on Christmas morning
I u wrap her present to me, a World’s Best Dad mug, and her NPD dad storms out of the living room
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>>38375313
I feel bad when ppl do that...
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if this anonette is a 6’3” string bean with lank greasy hair she just deserves a long sweaty boy removal session all that much more
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>>38375327
There's no reason to feel bad.
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her low guttural grunts as you shove it in gradually becoming sissy squeaks and whimpers and then smooth womanly moans
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>>38375339
6'3"? She probably has a big fucking ass
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talking over krissu’s NOD dad at the dinner table whenever he starts blabbering about his stupid projects
every time I interrupt] him praising Marie for being so smart and pretty just steamrolling that loser
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>>38375355
chomping her taint, tenderly
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>my mom calling me to say merry christmas and then accidentally starting an argument about kyle rittenhouse with me
i love my family lol
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I know she'd look amazing in a wedding dress.
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Engagement rings are known to give trannies a boner just sayin
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>>38375371
I came to the realization that my family hates me at dinner tonight. Pretty cool.
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>>38375339
I'm 5'10 with kinda damaged wavy hair sry :/
>>38375349
there is Iwn be a girl and I'm ugly, like I don't wanna let ppl think I'm another cute bdd tranny, especially in a thread for chasers
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>>38375382
Why are you apologizing you’re hotter than I imagined
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>>38375382
I know you look good now.
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>>38375371
wat
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>>38375387
cus I'm not what I wanted? but I'm definitely not hotter like Idek if u can imagine how gross I look desu
>>38375390
u srsly don't
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>>38375402
You have to stop talking about yourself like this.
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>>38375371
iktf love u anon
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I hope Pichu is doing ok.
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>>38375412
sry ik the more I talk the more I look like an attentionwhore
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>>38375427
The only thing you have to be sorry for is how much you hate yourself. I'd like you to tone that down at least a little bit. Everything else about you I like.
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My brother deadnamed philosophytube
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>>38375431
I deserve it, but wdym everything else?
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>>38375446
girlname your brother
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>>38375421
I hope he killed himself for Christmas.
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>>38375447
You do not deserve hatred. If anything you deserve the opposite. You seem so sweet.
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>>38374228
you are hot
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>>38375471
I rly do, thank u for saying I seem sweet ig, tho I don't think it matters to anyone when I look like this ;~;
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>>38375485
I hope you have a nice Christmas.
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>>38375498
kinda stressed over my family but I hope u have a nice Christmas too anon c:
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>>38375511
I'm sure it'll be ok.
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>>38375520
u never know it might be better than u expect anon ( っ˶´ ˘ `)っ
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>>38375536
You're such a sweetheart.
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>>38375092
im completely sober.. it was an honest question…..
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toasting bread
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mfw my friend and I argue about who loves christmas more
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>>38375550
rly? >~<
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Offering Christmas rent a bf service where your family will be more distracted by my presence and comments than your being trans.
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>>38375636
how much to rent u
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>>38375587
The server gets no say over what goes inside it.
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>>38375636
jokes on you, my mom still sees me as a nice young gentleman
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your chaser tells your parents you’re trans
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>>38375639
If there's a open bar it's free, just list the most transphobic family members and I'll make a pass at them.
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your tranny calls your dad gay
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your tranny calls your cock handsome and you call hers pretty
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>>38373910
>QOTT: favorite christmas food/treat?
gock, hands down
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>>38374632
orchi + benis + anal is the dream
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>>38375704
why??
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if i wake up and can't find a tranny under the tree i am killing santa clause
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doesn’t orchi make things easier for tranners hormonewise
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>>38375709
If you have to ask, you'll never know
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>>38375643
thats what they said a bout me … :(
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>>38375716
yeah it's better for their health long-term to get it
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>>38375718
ok ;~;
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>>38375381
sorry to hear that :(
there's always next year to turn things around
>>38375392
we were talking about luigi mangione and she brought up rittenhouse as a comparison and apparently she has very strong feelings about the not guilty verdict in his case
i was saying he shouldn't have been charged with murder and she was like "we should talk about something else before i get mad at you" lol
>>38375416
love u 2 anon
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tfw no tranner to cuddle. Hate christmas with my lame ass family
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Merry Christmas I love you
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its christmas and humphrey is here
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>>38375748
Cat on your lap
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Where's that sexy santa outfit?
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Tranners are very confusing people
Does every chaser experience this?
>tranner says she wants to ask you something but not right now
>ask what it is
>wont tell you
>stops replying to you for like a day
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>>38375721
I want my tranner to be healthy and happy
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>>38375716
well something like 75% of the reason i got it was to stop taking spiro. to save my organs from the spiro, to save myself from the brain fog, and so i could stop having to pee every hour before i got brainwashed into being a diaper tranny
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>>38375781
No. The girl I’m talking to isn’t retarded like that.
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>>38375791
The number one thing to keep a healthy happy tranner is to cum a fat load in her ass at least once a day
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>>38375793
you got an orchi hot hot hot +10,000 desirablity
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i dont have an orchi :( shucks
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>>38375791
c:
>>38375798
...
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>>38375817
It's never too late
but honestly I like soft feminized tranner balls
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>>38375817
Get one babe.
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>>38375812
nta but u rly find it that hot??
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>>38375730
America has the culture it has made and deserves at this point, sadly. Shit all around, really
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>>38375831
erm…

>>38375832
i think my insurance might cover it
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>>38375829
Do you disagree?
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>>38375843
It's nice to have a tranner straddling me, gently rubbing her little balls up and down my cock
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>>38375845
idk, maybe it's part of why I'm so unhealthy :/
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>>38375851
Ah are you not being nutted in daily?
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>>38375853
no >~<
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>>38375848
thats freaky bro… wtf
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>>38375856
Thats probably it then you silly tranner
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>>38375858
How is that freaky thats like such a mild sex act
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>>38375864
well I can't so :c
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>>38375870
i dont wanna do anything sexual with my balls ….
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>>38375876
well its more that youre using them to pleasure a mans cock
to even use your balls in a feminine submissive way is very hot
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Not to sound like june , but this balls discussion is not the spirit of Christmas. I am keeping the magic of Christmas alive by logging off gn
https://open.spotify.com/album/6vBGI5522jvPi0ZZuGQNp4
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Interesting, my cis sister is on estrogen patches and spiro and prog because she's technically menopausal after chemo (she's totally fine now, just a lasting change from it)
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>>38375873
Why cant you?
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>>38375882
no thank you, im good. too freaky for me but you do you
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lmfao weird as fuck christmas
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>>38375892
Remove them
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>>38375910
i probably will in the next year or so, i cant just snap my fingers lol
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I need one texas gf by tomorrow
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>>38375888
unlovable gigahon so no bf ;~;
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>>38375836
Yes ofc it’s hot as explained above transition is hot
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>>38375942
Youll get there and find a bf to dump loads in you, I believe
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when you’re growing older together and your tranner never got her orchi
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>>38375942
Where are you from babe?
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>>38375942
Biggest sweetheart there ever was. You could have a man in a moment.
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i need to find a way to remove my sex drive

my life is perfect except i dont have sex and my dumb brain doesnt like that
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>>38375955
oh its u hi
>>38375957
I won't it's too late ;~;
>>38375963
uk
>>38375979
I honestly couldn't anon, unless u count gays but I don't
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gigahons how do you feel about getting love and support in the down low because you are cute in terms of personality but you are actually kinda ugly as you yourself say
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>>38375989
Sex is nothing compared to a relationship. There's actually nothing worse than hollow empty sex with a stranger.
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>>38375991
hey again I just decorated my Christmas tree
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>>38375999
trips of truth but you still gotta be sexually attracted to each other at least while you’re still young
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>>38375999
well I mean a bf that i have sex with, i’d never hook up with strangers.
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>>38375995
no one could love me after meeting :c
>>38376002
ooh will u show us??
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>live near LGBT bar
>Know there's a cute tranner bartender there
>Probably other hot tranners too
>Don't want to go because I don't want to be mistaken for a gay guy and hit on by men
Seems like it'd be awkward. What would I say? "No I don't wanna meet guys I'm here to fuck the tranny bartender"
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>>38376014
nah too many personalized ornaments
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my tree decoration is a tttt tier list I will not post pics because I don’t want anyone’s feelings hurt
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>>38376034
aw ok, well I'm sure it's rly pretty c:
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>>38376039
thanks I am sure that YOU are really pretty : )
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>>38376002
A little late
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>>38376047
I'm not qwq
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>>38376055
It is still advent today heathen
>>38376060
idc I still wanna cuddle let’s do it
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>>38376068
pls stop I might actually cry ;~;
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>>38376082
you can rub your eyes on my shirt it’s pretty soft
And I guess I’ll just hold you
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I love you babe
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love u 2 cupcakey
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>>38376091
stooop don't be so nice to me qwq
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>>38376117
that’s just what bfs are supposed to do for their gfs it’s nbd
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>>38376127
but ur not my bf and I can't be a gf iwnbaw ;~;
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>>38376157
>but ur not my bf
well can I be?
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>>38376188
u can't I'm ugly and have nothing to offer
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>>38376204
cannot offer love and support?
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>>38376217
I wouldn't deserve it :c
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>>38376231
maybe none of is do but let’s not overthink it and instead just be with each other
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>>38376217
oh I can't read, but like yeah I can but no one wants that from someone who looks like me
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>>38376235
don’t erase me babe
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>>38375960
>Ryan Reynolds? No, I'm Bi-an Gaynolds
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Free therapy for Clown's BDD general. Episode 19
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damn am I talking to clown here
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>>38376241
wha? erase u?
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>>38376249
Checked
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>>38376261
I'm anon and definitely not bdd, but I'll stop posting if I rly want ik I'm probably annoying everyone else
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>>38376269
You thought you had huss on the line but you caught a sour jeep.
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>>38376290
why are you like this neggeranon? there's barely ever actual transbians in these threads
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>>38376277
you say no one wants you but I am here trying to be your bf
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>>38376299
I'm not neggeranon. Marie, clown, Venus, I mean they're all transbians. The huss don't stay here long, like ava and ashe.
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>>38376314
because u don't know me or what I look like anon :c
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>>38376316
I know venus got a gf but any proof at all for marie or clown?
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Clown is so hot it's insane
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>>38376320
what does it matter we can get to know each other
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>>38376324
Marie only dates other tranners like wren and mouse, and clown hates the idea of being with a guy so much, she calls men faggots if they like her.
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>>38376324
Marie definitely has had sex with another trans girl because that girl posted webms of Marie sucking her dick
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>>38376326
Inb4 no ;~;
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>>38375837
american culture has been stifled by absolutely rampant consumerism and poor public education.
the hard political lines people are always trying to draw around themselves are a consequence of a public that is information saturated but underinformed. my mom for example is very smart but she's caught in a bubble and within that in a culture war that feels existential. her reluctance to discuss the finer points of legal procedure with me about rittenhouse comes from the fact that to her he is less a person and more yet another symbol of the lawless enemy.
granted he shouldn't have walked free imo but that's beside the point. my opinion was slightly different from hers so we never got to that part, that's the issue
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>>38376352
didn't know marie dated other trips but I'm pretty sure clown only calls chasers faggots if they're bottoms
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>>38376348
idk I don't think u want to there isn't rly much to know about me :/
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>>38376375
>calls chasers faggots if they're bottoms
based
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>>38376375
Chaggots
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>>38376382
disc?
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Sup faggot, merry Christmas, how's the gay sex?
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>>38376288
>Takes off trip
>Posts in exactly the same identifiable way as before
>Insists she's anon now
I've seen this film too many times.
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Go away maiq. Go talk to the 19 girl disabled girl in your encreepted email.
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>>38376390
idk if I wanna post that here
>>38376424
what way??
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>>38376438
that’s understandable I guess
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>>38376433
>encreepted
lol
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I hope he reads this bro
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imagine having a psychotic stalker that doesn’t even wish you a merry Christmas
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>I'm not to put up with this!
fuck off what are you going to do lol
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lmfao bruh my mom is so drunk she just asked me to sleep with her
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>>38376506
Is that really him?
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>>38376519
wtf
>>38376520
who?
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>>38376519
Let’s see a photo of her babe.
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>>38376519
Give her your yule log.
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>>38376407
No sex so not so good
>>38376474
I’m not he but hi. Who is he?
>>38376519
She hot? I’ll sleep with her
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>>38376519
Epic
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>>38376519
you just mean literal sleep right an


right
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>>38376558
bro i FUCKING hope so
i said i'll take the couch
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>>38376564
be safe anon
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>>38376545
Why not?
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>>38376491
I wrote it in your mirror in the fog but you didn't notice. Merry Christmas.
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oh god
it's way too early
im sorry guys
but, for whenever we actually hit bump limit:
n >>38376653
e >>38376653
w >>38376653
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no
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ougghhhh diabletus
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>>38376716
i miss wilford brimley
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>>38374632
I'm torn on this
The squeezing/slapping balls while fucking you would be pretty hot, but it would also be ridiculously hot rubbing my cock against and cumming all over the place your balls used to be, fucking your mouth and making you feel my nuts slap against your chin as you remember how I took yours, etc. think it's hotter knowing that the only sperm in your body whatsoever is what I pump in to you, you can only leak impotent girljuice when I fuck it out of you
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>>38376787
asjfgjkslhinczgjk I'm not mef! I'm not mef!! (⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)
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Hello?
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>>38376962
hi
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>>38376833
I want to make you forget about any silly ideas of being a boy ever again when I hold you down and make you feel my manhood penetrating you, absolutely pounding the switch deep inside that tells your brain that you're my woman now. I'd press it so hard that it could never be undone, grab your worthless balls and tell you how you're not gonna need them anymore, and then feel your mind and maleness break in my arms while you drip all over the floor and I conquer your insides with a flood of white hot cum. I'd have you on your knees worshipping my cock and begging me to take your balls while you rub your clit
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>>38376977
I'm sorry anon... I'm a hon who already had orchi ;~;
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all i want for christmas is to get more feminized and have my balls removed.
and a very hot and loving partner where we have very comfy and sexy lives and perfect chemistry....
and be wealthy and better off than 98.9% of people.
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>>38377102
That last one is a toughie
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>>38377105
ok fine, i wont be greedy. but everything else yes.
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Gay boys, is the there an inherent value to existence? Is the rock or tree worthwhile for simply having been? And further even still, do we hold eminence for our witnessing?
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https://voca.ro/1eojXbzIlpQ3
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>>38377651
What the fuck
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>>38377663
https://voca.ro/1drGvny0MVze
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>>38377012
>already had an orchi
hot
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>>38377703
Thanks a lot your fagcent gave me a boner
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>>38374632
Orchi is hot af.
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>>38377719
https://voca.ro/1ntzbdX0c9yj
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>>38377730
now do a girl voice
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>>38377744
kek gud 1 m8
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>>38377747
No in all seriousness
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>>38377716
yeah but I'm not :c
>>38377724
c:
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>>38377770
prove it
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>>38377777
I don't wanna be posted by neganon or in hon threads...
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oh shit quints you have to post face, castrata mia
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>>38377784
sorry it’s quints that means unsee at least
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If she denies quints on Christmas she will have a bad luck throughout all of 2025
This is the law
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>>38377766
i totally wud if i cud but i literally can't lol aint got the skillz
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>>38377833
just do an impersonation like the others you do
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anonette claiming to have orchi but doesn’t even have the balls to post unsee
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>>38377834
https://voca.ro/1kzjpOo8onn1
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ignoring quints will curse you with facial hair
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NEW
>>>/pol/492289413
>>>/pol/492289413
>>>/pol/492289413
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new
>>38377905
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>>38377797
but ppl download unsees all the time qwq
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>>38377906
>>38377908
kys
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>>38377931
They can't upload them anywhere when it has their ip plastered over it.
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>>38377854
uh yeah that's the point... no balls
>>38377891
already have it -_-
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>>38377931
Make a quick one most people are sleeping
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>>38377890
The tone is good I think the accent messes with it
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>>38377945
I've seen them get rid of it somehow and repost
>>38377950
I'd never show body even on unsee it's that bad and I just know some freak is gonna save it if I upload unfiltered selfie ;~;
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>>38377960
Just show face duh
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>>38377967
plz no booly >.<
tell me what you want to do to me daddy
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>>38377967
this is why I can't..
>>38377975
fuck off neggeranon
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>>38377975
EGADS
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>>38377980
m i s3xy? ^.^
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>>38377978
You gotta those are the rules
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>>38378001
maybe another thread if by some miracle he leaves but not this one :c
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>>38377959
shud i try 2 b south afrikan or something?
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>>38378013
Okay the it is settled you are yet another BDD chick le sigh
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>>38378017
Try neutral US accent instead of Joe Pesci
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>>38378013
I'm leaving now. Thanks for not getting too offended. Just having some fun. Bye.
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>>38378018
I wish
>>38378023
lol
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>>38378044
Your actions prove it
Very common here
Congrats on passing
But also condolences on your full year of bad luck for welching on quints
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>>38378049
>welching on quints
Fuck up frfr
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>>38378081
On Christmas Day no less
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>>38378100
Neither Santa nor baby jesus will be pleased
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>>38378049
>>38378081
>>38378100
>>38378109
stop bullying me ;~;
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>>38378138
Post feet then
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>only get christmas off
>fuck yes a day to sleep in
>wake up an hour before i have my alarm set normally for work
kms
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>>38378147
But going back to sleep after you figure out it’s your day off is the best part
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>>38378155
i can’t fall back asleep that’s the issue lol
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>>38378167
Just rub one out, works every time
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>>38378167
time to play vidya and eat yummy food then
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>>38378176
ew gross no
>>38378179
i guess i could get started on breakfast and dinner
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>>38378183
What’s for breakfast?
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>>38378145
my feet are gross :/
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>>38378191
breakfast casserole grits biscuits fruit and cheese danishes with a blackberry compote
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>>38378183
>ew gross no
Ah I see wrong department, stick something up your butt ez pz sleepy bb
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>>38378193
you say that about every part of you
just post them already
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What's the over/under on this being a Jade post? >>38375525
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>>38378197
Wow can I come over?
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>>38378203
but that requires so much effort bleh i think i’ll just shower
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>>38378223
how do you normally yerk it?
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>>38378221
sure if you want you just have to meet my family
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>>38378210
ok yeah but like especially gross
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>>38378233
i don’t
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>>38378233
i gotta use two hands on this meat beast, it's really a chore. maybe you can help me out?
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>>38378235
okay that sounds cool
>>38378241
dang sorry about that
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>>38378223
Welp we’ve tried everything. I’m sorry you’re just gonna have to stay up. At least I hope you have a great Christmas Good Night/Morning
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aaaaahhhRRR mooomy
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>>38378240
feet or face your choice
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Hello
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>>38378246
yeah it makes me depressed so i don’t do it
>>38378248
i might commit fully to falling asleep and see if i can force myself to
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>>38378252
They’ve told your bitchass no multiple times are you that retarded
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>>38378258
Good luck Anon. I’m gonna hit the sack and then go to bed
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>>38378258
let’s focus on breakfast then
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>>38378263
>hit the sack
>then go to bed
wait a minute
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>>38378263
goodnight!
>>38378266
i agree i will need a few hours to cook it which is going to be stressful because they also want me to open presents with them but idgaf about that
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>>38378269
I hope you get some good presents tho
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>>38378270
i think i will
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>>38378281
did you get any cool presents for anyone?
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>>38378286
no one in my family wanted cool stuff, just practical life stuff
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>>38378298
Germans?
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>>38378317
just a family of emotionally numb pragmatists that i don’t fit in with
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>>38378336
So Germans
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>>38378346
americans
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>>38378353
of German descent
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>>38378360
also no
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Two days left until my tranner gets back home from celebrating christmas with her family
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>>38378367
Are you sure because your sense of humor is basically Teutonic
Anyhow fraulein how’s breakfast coming along
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>>38378384
you didn’t go with her?
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>>38378388
no idea what that means but i’m about to take a shower and then it’s breakfast time
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>>38378396
No we started seeing each other pretty recently after just chatting online for a while and where we’re from meeting the family is kind of a big deal. We haven’t gotten that far yet
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>>38378401
>no idea what that means
I feel like I’m in a skit here
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>>38378441
literally what are you talking about
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>>38378467
They’re probably German
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>>38378469
who??? i still have no idea what you’re talking about
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>>38378474
I wrote this >>38378469 as a joke
The other Anon that’s was asking if your German said this >>38378441. Idk why
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>>38378474
Crazy Krauts amirite
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>>38378495
>>38378496
you guys are confusing me now
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Germans are notoriously some of the funniest people and never ever miss the point of any joke.
they are also well-known for their love of whimsical gifts without any practical purpose and could never be described as a dour or unemotional people.
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>>38378502
Just go to sleep
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>>38378509
no
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>>38378502
That guy talking about Germans is just being autistic and unfunny. Probably an American. Most likely has German blood as well.
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>>38378534
i don’t see what being german has to do with anything but ok
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>>38378561
are you retarded
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merry christmas!! ! :D
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>>38378612
no why do you ask
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>>38378612
I bet she passes
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>>38378616
Merry Christmas Anon
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>>38378623
:D thank you!!!!!! merry christmas to you too Anon :DD
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>>38378618
i do but i don’t see why it matters
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>>38378617
just wondering if you’re German
>>38378618
you’re not kidding anon
>>38378616
Merry Christmas!
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>>38378627
YOURE SO HAPPY!!!! HOPE YOU GOT SOMETHING GOOD!!! :)
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>>38378633
Are you possibly blind by any chance?
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>>38378659
blonde*
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>>38378662
yeah why
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>>38378634
Meryy christmas !!! :D

>>38378640
Imm still in bed, however im very excited to make breakfast for ppl. also I think were making pastries later :)
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>>38378668
no reason I’m just good at guessing things
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>>38378672
Sounds great Anon, you have a great day today!
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>>38378684
I hope you have an amazing day anon!!! :D
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>>38378675
oh ok
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>>38378703
also do you maybe want to get some dinner sometime?
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Merry Christmas to all the sexy women ITT.
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>>38378709
sure, what made yoy change your mind
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>>38378909
how do you mean? I’ve been interested in you the whole time
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alright time to move
>>38376653
>>38376653
>>38376653
>>38376653
>>38376653
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>>38378913
oh i thought you were making fun of me
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>>38378987
Nah I was just enjoying your company
See you in the other thread



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