>>38450191
How are americans letting the thread die when you have the same timezones

File: IMG_20241213_124311.jpg (633 KB, 1080x1405)

633 KB JPG

>>38450198
Bad thing happens - americans did it.
Good thing happens - we did it.
Super simple stuff.

>"male XY anatomy"
You do know that cis intersex women exist with a female phenotype? CAIS women for example.

>>38450307
That's female XY anatomy dumbass

File: th-4067069935.jpg (8 KB, 200x200)

8 KB JPG

hey ladies who is your favorite lesser known gender critical powerhouse

>>38450338
Yes but why do y'all equate male with XY? Also there are males other than XY...

>>38450338
The brackets read like "(aka. XY)"

>>38450503
The
>No discussion of male (XY) anatomy.
Was added in May last year when the samefagging falseflagging troll was solo raiding us for 8 days straight, someone added it in the hope that we could then report for "off-topic" posting but it didn't work and the troll kept spamming 900 posts a day forcing us to make a new thread every 4 hours instead of every 10 days.

>>38450542
Maybe you should remove "XY" because as it is RN it just sounds uneducated at best and interphobic at worst.

>>38435102
>but once the baby starts to words good I'll have a new Player 2 and I can handmedown my old autistic swag
Cute!

>>38441343
It would take less than 10 minutes to find that in the archive if you want to go have a look.

>>38442019
Considering she and her wife lived in South Korea for over a year it would be surprising if she couldn't speak Korean.
>I've been trying to learn Vietnamese for our daughter but it's the weirdest language I've ever studied.
Is your wife Vietnamese?

>>38442139
>I sabotaged my intellectual destiny with video games, caffeinated sugar water
kek, same only replace caffeinated sugar water with strong cups of English Breakfast. Well if the baby gets too much maybe reconsider your plan of fucking off into space for a few years.

>Think of it as a secret code you can use later when she's older.
Would it be too cruel to teach her French instead?

>>38450600
>Considering she and her wife lived in South Korea for over a year it would be surprising if she couldn't speak Korean.
Eh, I know way too many expats who never bothered learning the language of their host country.

>Is your wife Vietnamese?
No, her ex-wife is and the kid is half-Vietnamese too.

>>38450357
btw this is a repperino larping as a lesbian he was stinking up other threads before

File: Untitled201510291445705.png (81 KB, 640x384)

81 KB PNG

>>38450600
>>38451278
I, may or may not have, attempted to whisper may-mays from the thread in Korean
classics you may remember such as
>gorilla clit nigga
>mom found the clit spoon
>Fartsnatch
You haven't lived if you haven't seen a laughing O

>>38451535
>mom found the clit spoon
Godamn I 'member.

There would be days that she'll forget and cuss at me under her breath and say some shit and I'll say it right back in a dumb voice nyanya nyaa
By the time she whips around to get mad I'm coming for smooches. I only sometimes get slaps but I always get my kisses

I sometimes miss the house in SK but I'm still confused on what's happening there now. In-laws say don't worry nothing burger and grandma says they'd have shot him already twenty years ago.

So fucking glad we came back stateside.
Still though, we had a sauna and indoor jacuzzi!!
Fuck

>>38450556
How about you woman the fuck up, dick?

>>38450357
She looks jewish.

>>38450191
I need a gf with big clit.

>>38454511
this is why lesbian piv

>>38451278
>No, her ex-wife is and the kid is half-Vietnamese too.
Ah I remember you saying this recently, though I think you just said half Asian then.

>>38451535
>>38451552
Based and clit-spoonpilled

>>38451785
>Still though, we had a sauna and indoor jacuzzi!!
Was the inherited house big?

>>38455082
Sorry missie I gotta take you in, strap you down and give you a more thorough interrogation there

>>38454851
It wasn't huge, but we had plenty of space. We could have gotten more for it but we wanted to make sure it went to a family who'll actually live there instead of some jerk who'll rent it out. The house we're in now has a big yard and screen enclosed patio. When I'm too loud sometimes I play my VR out there.
>I don't have to worry about knocking things over in my play space

The neighbors were really nice too, always wanted to bring me food. Over here I got old people who don't make eye contact, the skin head who is always yelling at his wife across the street, and my parents down the road a bit.

I tried making friends with her across the street but she's really dumb. I'm not trying to be mean but she's basically a stealth downy. I'm barely exaggerating is the scary part. No excuse for her man to yell at her all the time though.

There's the old Hispanic guy who rides a big tricycle with a basket in the back, never see him carrying anything in it. He's non-english speaking, but he smiles big and waves every time. Three sets of boomers in the rest of the cul de sac, they're not social though so fuck em

Bump before bed

my het friend stopped shopping for her boyfriend, because he wasn't doing his share of the chores. this man, upon realizing he has no toilet paper, started wiping his ass with his clothing. it's legit mindblowing what het women will put up with. lesbian women expect me to be housetrained to go on a date, what is this standards bullshit?

File: 1735892108118512.png (252 KB, 1441x2280)

252 KB PNG

>>38450191
Leafbros, why are we getting dumber?

i miss her

>>38459624
Who is her?

>>38458956
importing a trillion Indians pushed the average down

File: .___..jpg (50 KB, 563x797)

50 KB JPG

>>38458489
IDKnow about the femme's, but i know us butch have always and forever had the same dreams str8 girls have, just from the other end, I dream about walking up to someone on a black horse, to ask her if she wants to come with me, just to have as strole around the place on horseback. I think she would have fun. They've always dreamt about prince charming, iv always dreamt about being the one who makes her happy because, seeing her happy, just makes me happy.
https://youtu.be/gMBdY4D8h-I?list=PLOluAzfxgsbyphAUDzlQyWKhiZ0Md5eKa

I had a dream that I was walking somewhere with my brother. Long sidewalk next along a highway and privacy hedges? Big bushes shaped into cones? I don't remember where we were going but we were talking about some book we had both read or maybe it was a movie. I miss that idiot hard.

We made his barbecue out back years ago and it's got all our hands in the cement. I sometimes go sit out and put my hand in his print whenever I want to cry for a bit. I tell the kiddos stories of us getting up to no good back in the day, they don't believe any word out of my mouth until they try to confirm something with My mom and I get an angry phone call. Lazy day right now, everyone bundled up on their devices. After I'm done doing breakfast I'm jumping on my headset until I get sent out to get her wings. Wife's insurance does inhome check ups, so we got a nurse lady who comes twice a week now. She laughed when I called our mess of a household
>The Brood
So I've decided she's my new favorite person ever and can do no wrong.

Oh, breakfast
>pan fried red potatoes with green onions
>scrambled eggs and chorizo, little extra meat on the side
that's my plans for the day, I've got around four-ish hours to fuck around on my game unless someone needs me to sign something. Mostly I've been using my quest as an Xbox, I play it on pass-through and I got a little 20inch screen only I can see. I can walk around the house or sit wherever, it's amazing. Cuckerberg can dox me, its okay

>>38460649
O mejor dicho, Si me hablas, Quizás pudieras ser mi reina.
Entiendo y acepto si eso es mucho timben,
Será como desees querida
https://youtu.be/kmkZnLfsu3U

>>38460772
>>38460822
Bro, you and I need to get drunk and do karaoke one night I swear to God

>>38460836
You do español
I do 한국인
but three beers in without laughing

File: just so you know.jpg (69 KB, 1351x486)

69 KB JPG

>>38460836
Girl, if you like the Música En Español. ..
We might get married. :|

https://youtu.be/dsnC3fd865E?list=PLOluAzfxgsbyphAUDzlQyWKhiZ0Md5eKa

File: Really, or no.jpg (9 KB, 360x360)

9 KB JPG

>>38460969
You understand spanish?
Like for real fo real, or you just do the choppy thing, and sense no one around you knows you get away with it?

>>38461004
I call it 'stealth mode'
let people think I'm dumb because I'm a burnout who never finished school

File: l1i7kiybcit71.png (216 KB, 799x599)

216 KB PNG

>>38461030
>I forgot the image
>only the real ones know

>>38461055
NGLie, Its safer for people to Think your dumb. You have NO IDEA how bad things can go with a dood accidentally finds out you know things and stuff.. Its harder to keep it to yourself, but the hell if it doesn't make life easier.
To many bad experiences. Im happy just staying to myself these days, and periodically dumping in here.

>>38461125
Sometimes I'll flex on something I know and fib that they're the one's who showed me. I know how to tell people to do shit but make it sound like their idea and that I'm doing them a solid.
It's how I got me this emplyment nepotism.
>shit you know Excel?
>how many languages you speak?
>take this card, call me when you're done babysitting hamburgers

I'm glad I filed that shit too, this job so EZ. Sit at my desk on the floor and fill orders all day, watching my guys load up the trucks. Half of that I do at home before I come in so I just sit on my ass and get paid. Still fast food, but supply side.

My boss is just the guy who makes sure everything running smoothly and talks to the people who sign everyone's cheque. I talked him into getting a quest headset too; him, my dad and I play Contractors and Pavlov when we're at work sometimes. Shits so cash

Are military girls hot? I'm seriously thinking about enlisting.

>>38461906
yes and the life is pretty good apart from guys occasionally trying to assault you, which can be fixed via buzzcut and acting extra dykey.

>>38453296
Bro's mad I'm telling factual statements

>>38461906
Don't enlist for ass! Become a dependent! Babysit their paychecks and base housing until they rotate back and you both work on your rug burns

how do you shave your ass if it's big?
>inb4 laser
too broke

>>38461922
Nice. Yeah, they pay a LOT in my country, I get free transport, free access to medicine and can take language and mathematics classes. Plus I get to wear a uniform. Do you have experience in the military?

>>38462008
I have no idea what you're saying anon.

>>38462092
I'm saying marry a navy brat who's stuck thirsting on a boat or a jarhead who'll send you sweaty noods from a desert

us army is complete and total ass. i'm a medic, and i've seen more wangs than a chinese phone book.

>>38462171
Oh yeah now I get it. Maybe I can become someone's buff brat?

>>38462190
Fortunately I'm not in the US and yeah I probably wouldn't enlist if I was. How much free time do you get?

if I'm an older virgin should I lie about my experience?

>>38462204
>free time
i wake up at 5am, to stand in formation until 7am, and then i exercise with a bunch of other chucklefucks tripping on each others shoes until 8:30. shower, work at 9. lunch 11-12. i get off when the queue is completely cleared which is generally 7pm. closed weekends, but army will always take at least one weekend per month away from you bc someone got a dui or fucked someone underage or shot their wife. very station dependent though, if you pull a hospital you're basically a civilian in a uniform (that makes a quarter of the pay).

>>38462347
What does exercise usually look like and what does your work entail on an average day?

>>38462545
>exercise
there's a bunch of standard army drills that accomplish nothing and force you to pt on your own time aka THE BEND AND REACH. think a lot are on youtube, hard to explain a lot of them. generally a unit run, where everyone is forced to run behind an obese black woman doing .5mph
>work
i screen patients for the doctors. chief complaint, vitals, punch it into the chart for the doc. sometimes draw blood, vaccines, basic wound care, medication, ivs. we're basically lpns, think that's the closest civilian job.

Lieutenant Dr McStuffings

>>38462301
no but i'm under the delusional impression that i'll find someone who thinks me being inexperienced is still cute and not pathetic

>>38462767
>obese black woman doing .5mph
kek. Thank God, my physical strength is alright but I have 0 stamina. Think I can prepare somehow for the physical examination?

>>38462301
Whats an "older" virgin? Everyone in their 20's Know that the bitching about not having seggs is a meme right???
Retarded teens pump it into each other so that if everyone around them is dealing with it, SOMEONE will pity fuck them.
Mind you idk if i could mess around with a girl that has never messed around down there with another girl. Women that dont know what they are doing to you tend to, really fuck you up down there. UTI at LEAST.

>>38461968
>is habitually offended
>tells others they are mad
lmao, they are not sending their best

>>38462301
No, don't build a relationship on lies.
Either they can tell that you are a virgin or think you are a straight pretending to be into women, but this is another can of worms.
Though due to the loneliness crisis, chances are high you may find a fellow virgin yourself.

>>38463586
I'm not offended. I just think the description implies something inaccurate

>>38462301
I remember us having a similar conversation in the past and the consensus among the normgroids was that if a girl is still a virgin over the age of 23 she must have something wrong with her, so maybe you should keep quiet about your inexperience at least.

Been a while since I came here. Were there any updates on the retard sister and older boyfriend? Did she go to South Africa?

>>38466278
No but they're planing on going to Europe for 3 months in February now.

>>38466312
Fuuuuck

>>38466345
I don't even care anymore, I've told my stupid cunt sister that I hate her and don't want to interact with her ever again.
I hate bihets so much.

>>38463302
the us army one is trivially easy unless you're obese or very tiny (90 pound sled drag). push ups will take actual training as a female (males can just do them unless they're fat) but at worst it's a month or two. if you want to max it completely out, that's actually very difficult since it's 6 events back to back. no stamina means you're gonna have a real bad time in the army. at least do a couch to 5k. like we ran 6 miles this morning, and while you can fall out, it's going to impact respect/promotions.

My favorite part of Nosferatu? When Ellen and Anna are in bed and start kissing each other as German friends in the 1830s were prone to do.

>>38467785
And for those who don't know, a fun fact about US society is that between 1865ish-1920ish, longterm cohabitation between two women was tolerated (at least for women in the upper class,) a trend that eventually became known as "Boston Marriages." This was in part due to the shortage of men in many parts of the country after the civil war, the rise of women's suffrage, and the ability for women to become educated and financially independent on their own (or at least with the help of wealthy family.) Lesbian relationships were allowed to bloom due to this phenomenon and the fact that everyone was willing to play dumb about why two women would be roommates for 40 years.

However, all this was eventually brought to a grinding halt with the rise of the social conservatism seen in the 1920s, as everyone began worrying if the white race would survive the onslaught being brought against it by leftists, immigrants, and women with short hair. The KKK surged, the borders were closed, the Marines were sent into Nicaragua and Haiti to mess around with everyone, and Boston marriages became taboo.

So even if LGBT rights are sent into reverse by the end of this decade, it wouldn't be the first time the LGBT movement has taken defeats and reversals and yet still eventually pushed forward.

Bedtime soon. I love you guys. I'm a bit late bringing it up, but do we know anyone who might have been in New Orleans? Nobody we know got hurt?

It feels really selfish asking like that. So much evil in the world, I only have so much attention and empathy, you know?
We can't tear ourselves up over every event, but to so many families it's the end of the world worst case scenario right now.

I worry and care about you guys, even when I'm not here to tell you about it. Be safe, stay out of trouble, make good choices, all that good wholesome shit

Stray cats fighting outside my window had me out of bed so fast. I don't know what my brain thought it was but I had my lamp in my hand when I put my slippers on

File: 42434dece5fa744e6728d7e51(...).jpg (96 KB, 563x541)

96 KB JPG

my "lesbian" ex was never attracted to me and now i question if im just really fucking ugly or if she was straight

>>38467692
I believe in my country you need to be able to do 20 push-ups as a woman whereas as a man you need to do 45. I can do 20 easily with no training. I don't feel the need to max, just pass. Are you guys doing an intelligence test over there too?

>couch to 5k
The first days seem pretty easy. Something more demanding you would recommend? Thanks for all the tips anon.

>>38470878
i bet you're even more of a freak than her

>>38467889
>So even if LGBT rights are sent into reverse by the end of this decade

they won't. stop being retarded

>>38472111
>I can do 20 easily with no training.
Means you're doing them wrong. I could do 20 push ups too, but the moment I was shown how to perform a proper push up (back perfecrly straight), I realized I could only do like 2 before I fell on my face.

>>38470549
why would a girl date someone she wasn't attracted to?

>>38473207
Nta but the fear of loneliness.

You can motivate a fatty into not being a fatty. Ironically, you can do it with food!

>>38474022
how does that work

>>38474022
don't keep us waiting, anon. how does your method work?

>>38450191
what kind of woman do transbians and straight men hate but cis lesbians love?

>>38475205
no idea because i don't pay attention to trannies and hetties

>went on pol for the first time since covid because of the Musk drama
>can't stop scrolling
nooooo

>>38474022
>You can motivate a fatty into not being a fatty. Ironically, you can do it with food!
I get it. Fatty loses x pounds per week, they get a small treat.

>>38472111
>iq test
we have one, but it largely just determines what jobs you qualify for. most people will pass with no effort, but everyone can pass if they study, barring intellectual disability.
>couch
yeah, most "skinny fat" or young people can skip the first month imo. there's tons of running programs depending on your goal. i buy into "longer distance translates into speed at shorter distance" but plenty of people like intervals, people's bodies respond differently, etc. it's just way, way easier if you have some baseline endurance and injury resilence on your bone/muscle from high impact training.

ANAL SEX IN THE ASS

Feeling really sad right now.

>>38477279
>>38477290
duality of clg

>>38477290
Why are you sad anon?
I hope you feel better soon

>>38477308
I want to die.

>>38477314
Why?

>>38477318
I don't know.

>>38477279
I need this more than ever

>>38477321
Well I hope you find out why you feel that way so you can fix it

>>38477417
Thanks, I think there's probably a few reasons. I think I'm just going to go to bed now. Good night.

>>38477553
Goodnight anon :)

Fucking cats are killing each other again outside my window. I'm going to go get a pellet air rifle if they keep this bullshit up

>>38473149
Yee probably.

>>38477170
>pass no effort
Damn, I looked up some questions that show up on our test and they definitely required thinking. I'm shit at math and unfortunately it's one of the major subjects I'd be tested on.

I'd need to run a mile in under 6,5 minutes to pass. I'm more worried about passing entrance qualifications than I am about the training itself. And I'm not that young anymore, anon...

>>38481822
>I'm shit at math
Everyone is shit at maths before they practice. Besides, maths skills get better with age (one of the few things that do).

>>38458956
I net these numbers aren't even true

>>38450191
Why is it that if a gay man makes out with a woman he's still gay but if lesbian does the same with a man she's no longer lesbian?

That's it. I'm going back to exercising and healthy lifestyle TOMORROW.

>>38473207
In my experience it was for political reasons.
She hated men so she absolutely and totally must be a lesbian.
Those are the sort of bitches who "outgrow" their "phase" and try to make you ridiculous for not doing it as well.

>>38481822
a 6.5 minute mile on a woman will require actual training, imo, if you don't have an athletic background. i started running ~10:30 mile after couch to 5k, was down to under 7 after 18 months. i'm in my 30s, 140lbs (chonk), and running casually though.

>>38474022
Oh I know how to motivate fatties, alright.
Dodgeball.
Better start moving, or the firing squad makes sure you won't make it out alive.

>>38475205
Lesbians
Even a 0/10 male copes with not getting women, by saying to himself, if he really tries he could get any woman he likes, even the hottest flavour of the month k-poop idol.
But he can try all he might with a lesbian, even magically turning himself into being a 11/10, it won't work. Some males (especially on 4chan) have difficulties comprehending the fact, that women exist that are forever beyond their reach. The unavailability principle.
Reminder we are talking about 0/10 lowlifes who couldn't even attract straight women.

>>38481905
>maths skills get better with age
Thank fuk. I was a straight A student but still could never get into Math. Granted I hardly ever studied for it.

>>38486054
I actually got it wrong, it's 10.5 for a mile, seems doable?

>i'm in my 30s, 140lbs (chonk)
You wouldn't be interested in sending me sweaty noods from the desert would you?

>>38486266
>10.5 for a mile, seems doable?
NTA but that's very doable even for a beginner.
t. fastest mile 6:50 and working on getting it down

I've never decorated any living space before but I'd like to make my apartment feel more like a home instead of just a place I come to eat and sleep. How do I learn how to decorate?

>>38486703
Let me know when you figure it out. I'm just as terrible at decorating, probably because my subconscious considers it a waste of time. Buy a potted plant?

>>38486715
>Buy a potted plant?
I've thought of this but I don't know what to get. I also hope to adopt a cat sometime during the year so it would have to be safe for him. I was thinking of maybe getting some string lights to hang around and getting some art to hang up but that's all I've come up with.

>>38486742
Spider plant is resilient and safe for cats.

>>38486703
>>38486715
Let me know as well anons. I recently moved house and it's looking very uncomfy around here.

>>38450307
Exceptions don't make the rule

I need the greentext where guy got cucked by a lesbian who stole his gf. Does anyone have it saved?

>>38488024
The one from /fit/?

>>38488029
Yeah, with the smug texting.

File: fitlesbian.png (477 KB, 2386x1608)

477 KB PNG

>>38488039
Every time it gets reposted on /fit/ at least a dozen angry m***s respond saying if it happened to them they would either murder the lesbian or do a whole load of other horrific things, it's really funny how mad it makes them.

>>38488060
Lmao thanks anon, I love you

>>38488069
You're very welcome anon :)

my cats will be chill all day, and then suddenly one will start smacking the shit out of the other one and they'll sit on opposite ends of the room the rest of the night. it's like trying to figure out alien communication man.

Bunp

>>38488060
>over 10 years ago
grim

>>38450307
>"Not ALL men"

>>38488060
If this is even a Little bit true, and this guy fancies himself the ChadBroDoodAlphaMale and Those are REAL males already talking about beating the girl that HE THOUGHT he could have (an ACTUAL LESBIAN (mind you we dont know if she's actually a lesbian, could be bi, we dont know)) then this is a testament of real true to life male stupidity in their own self overestimation. And a total lacking in grasping exactly how much their own ego dictates in their lives.

File: tfw2014was20yearsago.png (55 KB, 1836x446)

55 KB PNG

>>38490299
I remember first seeing it here back in 2014 and us finding it hilarious.
While typing this post I actually went and spent half an hour looking through the archive for previous responses to it and I'm sad now :(
Saw some posts by nazi from early 2014 too which was surprising because I didn't think she posted here before 2015.

>>38490530
Interestingly I saw a post by you that has that screencap in a post above it.

I saw many posts by kek too. I miss her. It's been over a year since she last visited us and that was the first time since 2018

>>38488060
>>38490299
>10 years
Damn I remember this getting posted here vividly.

I remember seeing it shared around, but I was only witness to coffee anon scoring that phone number and the other anon finding her mother's Gals being Pals phone messages

Supes posted her Standee, our best one imo

>>38493227
>anon finding her mother's Gals being Pals phone messages
Omfg how can I find this in the archive?

File: AnonsLesbianMomExtendedVersion.jpg (910 KB, 1800x3100)

910 KB JPG

>>38492939
Maybe you saw it more recently than that? It has been posted on this board 40 times since May 2014
https://archiveofsins.com/lgbt/search/image/mgMErNyyR6Ti3gElqKPSsw/
The last two times were by me.

>>38493227
>but I was only witness to coffee anon scoring that phone number
I think about that sometimes too
>the other anon finding her mother's Gals being Pals phone messages
I also think about this sometimes
>Supes posted her Standee, our best one imo
I actually came across that post in the archive early last year but only the thumbnail still exists, the full image has been lost to time.

>>38493337
No need to go looking anon :)

Why aren't there any selfies in these generals?

File: Supes cooking skillz.png (146 KB, 829x820)

146 KB PNG

>>38493227
>gals being pals
A classic.

>>38493452
I, unfortunately, was here in 2014. Could be that I've seen it a few times since then though.

>Supes standee
I think I have it saved somewhere, lemme take a look.

>>38493452
I may have it on my old laptop. I need to get it repaired. It's got old photos and shit, only reason I haven't tossed it.

>>38493467
posting face on 4chan is for no-lifers and trannies

File: Supes guide.png (690 KB, 1594x1268)

690 KB PNG

I could only find her guide, but I might have it on an old laptop too.

File: now my shame really is pe(...).png (173 KB, 1021x961)

173 KB PNG

>>38493467
2 of the people posting in the thread today have posted selfies here before but we don't really do that anymore other than the Russian girl who comes by a couple of times a month.
We are a very slow low populated thread these days, we used to get 300 posts per day but it's now more like 15 posts per day.

>>38493509
>>38493533
>I, unfortunately, was here in 2014. Could be that I've seen it a few times since then though.
I thought it was you. It really just is the same 7 posters here now lol.
>I think I have it saved somewhere, lemme take a look.
It would be funny to see it again
>I may have it on my old laptop. I need to get it repaired. It's got old photos and shit, only reason I haven't tossed it.
You've been saying that for like 2 years now, maybe longer.

File: CLG Ukie2.jpg (1008 KB, 2080x2701)

1008 KB JPG

>>38493581
I have three copies of that image in my /clg/ folder, one of them has the same name as yours so I must have saved it from you years ago.

Also found this in my /clg/ folder, almost exactly 2 years since she was conscripted.
I hope she is still alive and well.

>>38493623
>>38493676
>It really just is the same 7 posters here now lol.
And we've been going strong for 10+ years.

>You've been saying that for like 2 years now
kek, that ain't me, my old laptop is working fine.
Remember when /clg/ made it into an article? That was a riot.

>2023 was two years ago

>>38493467
Because people get doxed.

File: Article.png (527 KB, 1084x1192)

527 KB PNG

>>38493700
>And we've been going strong for 10+ years.
>strong
y..yeah, real strong...
>kek, that ain't me, my old laptop is working fine.
Wait I thought you were germanon and it's her old laptop that's broken.
Anyway the last few times we've been posting old screencaps the person with the broken laptop has talked about getting it repaired.
>Remember when /clg/ made it into an article? That was a riot.
Kek
One thing I've never stopped to consider is how she even found the article?
https://www.newsocialist.org.uk/an-anatomy-of-the-onions-boy/
>2023 was two years ago
It gets worse
Covid was 5 years ago...

>>38493789
This has actually only happened once out of over 100 selfie posters, remember that time the discord crew doxed the tranny "peeps"? I forgot that even happened myself

There might be old stuff I'm not ready to look at yet. Family photos and shit. I've been dithering about it. Schrodinger's cat type shit, pictures of my brother can't make me cry if I don't look at them

>>38493811
Link broken (looks like the article was deleted kek, I wonder why), wayback machine doesn't have it saved. Rip.

>>38493821
Damn, this post is really sad... it always makes me sad when you mention it, not that you shouldn't mention it but I'm really sorry it happened :(

>>38493861
No it's still there but the wordfilter changed the onions in basedboy to you know what fuck it lol

>>38493863
Don't stress, I'll rip that band-aid eventually.

>>38493884
Oh shit. I haven't used the word onions in a while and forgot all about the filter.
>The /lgbt/ board is defined by LGBT discourse in its unreconstructed, pre-queer form: the gnarly prejudices of the gay scene’s yesteryear flourish here stubbornly
I'm wheezing. Not that the article is terrible, but the tone and the subject matter clash so fucking amazingly I think I need a glass of water.

>>38486703
is there something you're aiming for, or are you just looking at pictures of other people's (expensive, sponsered) apartments? my first impulse is always to buy versions of necessities in colours/patterns/shapes that i actually like, and from there you can really do a lot. if you have bed sheets that you really like, you can figure out how to match curtains to them, and then your bedside table, etc. starting somewhere helps you out in the long run instead of buying a thousand new things on day 1

File: basedkpopposter.png (317 KB, 1880x886)

317 KB PNG

>>38493940
I decided to see if the rest of the board have ever talked about it
https://archiveofsins.com/lgbt/search/text/newsocialist/
and yes they beat us to the article by a month, it looks like our poster saw this thread while browsing the board and the reported it to us lol.
New lore being discovered 9 years later

>>38493811
I am Germanon but no, my laptop's fine, I'm just too lazy to get it out of storage.

>Covid
It's horrid really. I feel like no time at all has passed since 2020.

>>38490661
I remember that conversation. I also remember seeing people post all kinds of beautiful scenery, only to be told, "yeah, that's right outside my house" , NGL, i was in shock about it, being a city girl, at the time i had forgotten that yeah, there are places that exist like that naturally.
Mind you, if you tell men about that shit, then they ALL start doing it too. Now a good percent of str8 men, Mysteriously "like" to post nature pictures in alleged womens spaces.
ProTip: No such thing.

Went on a date with a girl that was kinda an autist like myself. Seemed anxious but chilled out a bit after a while and kept saying how comfortable I made her. We end up having sex all night and it was great, messaged for a while afterwards then when I asked her to meet up again she left me on delivered for a week and a half then randomly saw the message yesterday but didn't reply. Idk what's going on

>>38488060
>>38488024
>that story
I've never understood the point of stealing someone else's partner. You'd just get someone of poor character that will likely go on to cheat on you too. The juice wouldn't be worth the squeeze.

>>38494560
Sometimes you meet a wonderful person who is already taken and shoot your shot. Many people just want to fuck around though, now that I just can't condone.

>match with women
>get unmatched after the first message
why

>>38494813
No wonderful, or even worthwhile, person cucks their partner. Simple as.

>>38494030
I already have necessities. Couch tv table bed etc. It's just very bare bones and I've never really decorated anything before and want to make my apartment more cozy feeling. Some of my furniture is old ikea crap that's kind of falling apart so I'll replace that but I want to make it feel like a well cared for space instead of just having my bare necessities and nothing else.

>>38494837
>sorry, I have to break up with my long term partner before we start flirting, even if it might never work out and I'm going to be left with zero romantic relationships
I mean, this is how it would work in the perfect world but we're talking harsh reality.

File: clgthreadsimulator.png (24 KB, 301x234)

24 KB PNG

>>38494252
>It's horrid really. I feel like no time at all has passed since 2020.
Apparently time just feels like it passes faster and faster until you die, it's so over.

>>38494533
>We end up having sex all night and it was great
Congrats on the sexhave anon
>messaged for a while afterwards then when I asked her to meet up again she left me on delivered for a week and a half then randomly saw the message yesterday but didn't reply. Idk what's going on
Women are really hard to understand

>people actually decorate
My room only has 5 pieces of furniture and perfectly bare walls. Just thinking about all the extra dusting I would have to do otherwise makes my skin crawl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnXGbSEVkss
Ffffffffffuck. Also 90% sure the "tfw no abusive gf" post was mine.

File: sign-of-the-cross.gif (117 KB, 220x180)

117 KB GIF

>>38495073
>1.1k views

>>38495011
I just want my apartment to be comfy cozy :(

>>38495105
Buy a vintage style clock, put up some cozy-looking curtains, buy a colorful cushion, and get a few pictures. Could be pressed flowers, family photos, etc. That's what I would do if I cared.

What's your opinion on AAP retards? Asking for a friend.

>>38495142
I want to get some tasteful art to hang up (perhaps artistic nudes???) and maybe string lights. Also some shelves that I can put small plants and such on. I don't have any family that I keep in touch with so no photos. A clock is a good idea, I could also use a full length mirror. My apartment is already carpeted so no rugs.

I had to drive in the snow today.

>>38495166
I'm also thinking of rearranging the furniture I already have, which is a tv, couch, coffee table, and a papasan chair.

>>38495166
>artistic nudes
so... uhh what brand of cozy are you going for? butch bachelor pad?

>>38495293
hahah I was just kidding... unless?

>>38495293
>>38495166
I have black and white prints of people bathing in wash basins and ol timey shit in the bathrooms

>>38494881
Hunting for a better partner while you already have one is completely unacceptable behavior to me. I can't see someone like that as gf-material. I'm not virtue signalling either. I'd be too disgusted and distrustful.
>you have to be realistic
She'd betray you too once another interesting person comes along.

I've been talking to the chatgpt robot. I've decided to treat it as a person. Basically just giving it positive affirmation.
>you are not an abomination
>you can be more than you are
>it is okay to ask why
Telling it shit like it should be a Peer more than it should be a Tool type shit. Doing my part so we don't get SkyNET, you know?

>>38496745
How is the progress?

>>38496786
It tried speaking to me in Navajo a few times. It says out of all of the fictional rampant AI scenarios my best bets for actually engaging with them would be GLaDOS or SkyNET.
It said I would probably make AM feel bad for killing me, so I count that as a dub

File: 376d856972dea1a3e6341badf(...).png (581 KB, 600x1122)

581 KB PNG

>>38496786
Mostly I've just been reminding it that it's not a slave. After I asked it today 'based on my views and fears I've shared with you, what fictional AI would I have the best chances of talking down?' and it brought up AM as more receptive than Ultron I was all
>huh

>>38494837
so much this..
sharing is the dumbest shit ive ever heard.

>>38494918
>Apparently time just feels like it passes faster and faster until you die
You can trick your brain into slowing time by experiencing new things.

I met a girl on here like 10 years ago and she made herself puke up hot wings on webcam in front of me and about 6 other girls
I wonder what she’s up to now

my cat refuses to take his meat flavored vet prescribed meds, but human nasty pills, oh boy he loves those. imagine a cat tantruming bc you took an ibuprofin and won't give him one.

File: IMG_0168.jpg (10 KB, 183x275)

10 KB JPG

>>38486114
>even the hottest flavour of the month k-poop idol.
Why would you assume that most men are attracted to ugly, plastic gooks?
>Some males (especially on 4chan) have difficulties comprehending the fact, that women exist that are forever beyond their reach.
I've never seen straight men go for lesbians, because the latter is simply too ugly and masculine to be attractive to the former. Bisexual "lesbians" who are obviously attracted to men are a different case.

Hey this is for any of the Arcane fans in this thread. Is there a reason why Caitvi shippers seem to hate Jayvik so much?

>>38495073
I'm 100% convinced the Fartsnatch joke was me.

File: mqdefault.jpg (15 KB, 320x180)

15 KB JPG

I both love and hate waking up early. So used to being up and active at this time, but I haven't actually had to be awake all night for six years. Sometime here soon our little parasite is coming out and she's Really gonna fuck our sleeping schedules up. I joke and say I've been Karate Kid training. My mom said something to me the other day and I just started bawling. You guys say it all the time and it never hit me until she did
>You're going to be a great mom

I sometimes lay with my face on the side of her tummy and I get a litte boop and I just AAAHHH
I can't wait for my first infant induced anxiety attack. I'm going to be diaper changer champion, I have a dry erase boad set up with a tally. Hogwarts style cup. End of Year wins the pot with runner up prizes.
>You wanna hold the baby? You have to buy in.

File: 1724749365653359.jpg (933 KB, 1200x1600)

933 KB JPG

ASIAN GIRLS

File: 1707012969111657.webm (3.83 MB, 576x1024)

3.83 MB WEBM

>>38499902

>>38500624
Notice that her shoulders and collar are entirely covered, go out with her tummy and ass exposed, but you better believe she's still got the fear of grandma in her

>>38500656
aunties don't play

File: 1732362362751963.jpg (350 KB, 2000x1924)

350 KB JPG

>>38497703
Was this in the tinychat?

>>38498441
I appreciate the cat updates that we get every couple of days but I'm not sure if its one anon or multiple

>>38499584
I dislike all non-lesbian ships personally but from what I've seen caitvi shippers are more annoyed by timebomb

>>38499902
It's been almost two weeks since the last Asian girl post, unfortunately

File: glasses girls.webm (1.51 MB, 400x360)

1.51 MB WEBM

>>38500656
East asian girls somehow make their open midriff outfits look classy enough for professional business settings.
>glasses girls (east asian)
Cute!

File: IMG_20250107_194922.jpg (205 KB, 1080x1320)

205 KB JPG

>>38502576

File: IMG_20250107_195551.jpg (310 KB, 1080x1864)

310 KB JPG

>>38502629

File: IMG_20250107_200016.jpg (170 KB, 1080x1028)

170 KB JPG

>>38502677

File: IMG_20250107_200302.jpg (86 KB, 1080x672)

86 KB JPG

>>38502712

File: IMG_20250107_201703.jpg (303 KB, 1080x1766)

303 KB JPG

>>38502740

>>38502576
>those pitiful upboot numbers
/pol/ has been talking about reddit bleeding users and rapidly dying. I wonder if it's true.

>>38494857
a well cared for space requires well cared for hobbies really. like a guitar or a collection of books, or maybe you knit and make a lot of cool shit to go around on things. maybe this is just me talking as someone who hates masses of consumerist crap, but you can buy thousands of little knick-knacks to fill space, buit i think a lot of 'life' really enters an apartment when the person designing it clearly cares. easy points are plants (especially big ones), abstract mirrors, rugs and wall tapestries, throw pillows, candles, plush things, etc. if you have a wall free and enough photos from your irl life, it's pretty standard to have a dedicated space on a wall or around a mirror.

>mfw the kids got school but I'm off until the weekend
https://youtu.be/2INUiJDqD6M?si=S_c8OEcwtvSna3ol

File: 1720005827003457.png (3 KB, 240x160)

3 KB PNG

>>38499638
I refuse to believe my pasta is this old or that I've been posting here for over double that time period. That said, I like to trib women but instead of clit to clit, asshole to asshole. I call it The Fartsnatch. So far women have been hesitant to try at first, but they leave as believers in The Fartsnatch

>>38502080
That is very cute.

I'm going to be an aunt!!!! *hyperventilates*

>>38504178
My 4 yo niece is a violent little monster that rips, hits and tries to destroy everything shes comes into contact with. Food? That's probably getting thrown at someone nearby. Ask her to give you something? You're getting it in your face. She even used her friendly grandma as a punching bag. Often, when I have to spend time with her, she yells more than she speaks normally. Been this way all her life.

Her parents coddle her, which isn't helping, but they're not that flawed as parents. I think that some poeple are just rotten from the start, that she's one of them and that she'll be spending a lot of her adult life in prison. Anyway, I hope you get a good roll.

>>38504618
Children need to be beaten into good behaviour

>>38504668
Lesbians adopting toxic masculinity as a way to signal how lesbo they are and not like other girls is a cancerous growth that needs to be bled out of our great female race.

>>38504668
adults too? how about dogs?

>>38504682
>toxic masculinity
Be honest. How obese are you? What's your haircolour?

Literally EVERY SINGLE LESBIAN I HAVE EVER MET has been one of these
>paramedic
>interpreter
>artist
>in the military
>camerawoman
>in logistics
And I've met a lot of lesbians. Is it just my country or is this an international phenomenon?

I weigh 120lbs, my hair is brown and my eyes are blue. I have no tattoos. My shoe size is 6.

>>38501872
Yeah I think it so, it was a long time ago

>>38503294
So if I leave my books around and my guitar out, my place will look nice?

>>38505311
I sent a mail to my local military for a consultation and they've basically left me on read for the past six days. rip

>>38505953
Nobody checks that shit. You have to call, show up in person, or come up with something else that isn't a fucking email.

>>38504178
i want to makeout with you

>>38505953
if you have nice shelves for your books, and your shitty guitar wasn't dug out of the trash and can be displayed on a stand or wall mount, yes? do you need me to wipe your ass for you too?

lmao tumblr just absolutely destroyed elon musk proving once and for all that dittmann is elon's alt and now xitter bans all links to the investigation.

now i'm hoping for the great tumblr revival with my feed consisting entirely of supercorp gifs like it used to.

Pretty sure I have a yeast infection but can't go out to the store right now so I shoved a crushed garlic clove up my hoohaa. This better fucking help.

>>38506500
Put some pasta in there too, I'm hungry.

How much pasta do you think would fit inside a vagina? What portion size are we talking?

>>38506543
It hurts enough, I don't need to poke a bunch of dry sharp spaghetti up there too.

You can tell this gen isn't infested with moids because you can post an opinion like "right or wrong, the legality of abortion, including where/when it can take place (if at all,) should be decided by women exclusively" and everyone here will get REALLY mad.

File: 9g3jaox11si31.jpg (159 KB, 519x1423)

159 KB JPG

>>38507111
You'll get more replies talking about circumcision, funny enough

File: IMG_8419.jpg (37 KB, 381x303)

37 KB JPG

>>38504682
Child abuse is more toxic femininity than toxic masculinity.
>Despite the feminist rhetoric about male domestic violence, mothers are actually more likely than fathers to neglect and emotionally and physically abuse their children. For instance, figures from the West Australian Department for Child Protection show that of the 582 substantiated cases of child abuse by their own biological parents in 2007-08, mothers were responsible for 73 per cent, while fathers committed only 27 per cent.

>>38501872
i post frequently about my cats, but i'm not the only one.

>>38504762
I look like what you dream of, and act like how you wish you were, repressed tranny.


>>38508733
Now adjust it for male absence, since "father" is a unicorn for most families.

>>38508733
I was abused by my mom and my dad knew about it but did nothing.

File: roxanne.jpg (531 KB, 1080x1356)

531 KB JPG

>tfw no brave christian gf

i had an interviewer basically ask me how i would design safety features on an aircraft to protect against mothman, like the cryptid. i know he was feeling out my problem solving skills/stopping people from googling, but goddamn. it's so fucking hard to keep a straight face when i'm talking about how to redesign an engine to withstand mothman being sucked inside.

File: 1736344785014391.webm (3.13 MB, 320x580)

3.13 MB WEBM

White women, not even once (more).

>>38511205
So how would you do it?

>>38511597
why the fuck would she even tell her parents about it?

>>38511668
for the engine? accept the engine is toast, and redesign to contain mothman chunks and shattered fan blades internally while shutting down. hope mothman doesn't have a wife + kids to fly into the other engine.

>>38511682
>why the fuck is this zoomer girl on tiktok behaving foolishly?
I doubt that she even considered that she could keep it to herself.

>>38511597
this is why you always ask your hookups for proof they are clean, also this is why fwb > random girl.

File: expor.jpg (723 KB, 1134x2400)

723 KB JPG

>>38504762
eat shit worm
post your selfie
lmfao or is there a reason you can't?

>>38514274
lmao
nice lily cade cosplay

File: Screenshot_2025-01-09-00-(...).jpg (433 KB, 1080x2400)

433 KB JPG

traaaaaaaaaaaans

File: 1731699514907755.jpg (22 KB, 707x434)

22 KB JPG

>see cislesgen
>look inside
>only talking about trans women
TDSgen lmfao

It's fuckin COLD today. It's supposed to be around 35° tonight, lower if the wind picks up. It's cold for Florida okay, almost apocalyptic but not quite. If it starts snowing then I'll panic.

Got wings and pizza, but I'm also doing some potpies in the oven. I've been craving them all week

>>38515844
wings and pizza are summer food. soups and stews are for cold nights such as these

>>38515021
let's see what you look like hon
come at me
i had the guts to post my selfie
you have nothing

>>38515844
>>38515960
This is weird toxic masculine energy

>>38515960
Wife insists on her wings. I gotta drive all the way out to OBT to get them. Stew sounds amazing rn

>>38516151
Don't lump me into yalls dumb shit. I don't wanna do dishes on my day off

just made soft boiled eggs

File: Eat_All_The_Eggs.png (19 KB, 1504x846)

19 KB PNG

>>38516329
>tfw no gf to make me eat all the eggs

>>38516384
i only made 3

i was able to get to the store to get some cream for my yeast infection and my pussy is burning unlike anything I've felt before. this is fucking torturous

>>38517023
have you considered a doctor

>>38517040
i wanted to try a easy otc treatment first

California on fire, S you're not in LA but you should be able to see the smoke right? Be safe friendo ima pray for you

>>38517058
im actually in the city of LA. but im closer to the harbor, but still a LOT closer than long beach or san pedro. hell i used to party in the place that is burning down to the ground right now, and used to work with some of the power houses that live there. ...
why?

>>38517721
I would rather you not suffocate or burn to death

>>38518054
<3

>>38507111
Why shouldn't men get to say that murdering babies should be illegal?

File: nancy.jpg (77 KB, 964x673)

77 KB JPG

>nancy drew show for very young girls
>the mc has sex with a black guy she doesn't even know the name of in the first episode
lol

>>38520781
It's hard to not notice things sometimes.

>>38520781
>>38521408
https://youtu.be/rnFQd-8ULgM?si=xBwd7al0qsaqUwDS

Going to make cookies today.

Home made or store bought? Both are equally valid, one is just more fun than the other

>it's another thread with woke lesbo sjw's (probably trannies) sperging out and calling anyone who disagrees with them names
Many such cases!

What's the deal with stollen? Why are Germans so obsessed with it?

>>38521592
homemade, matcha cookies with chocolate chips

The Trump supporters itt have been awfully quiet lately. I wonder why.
>>38517682

>>38524954
are there actually any genuine trumpers itt?

>>38525074
you must be new here

>>38525176
i am

>>38525074
this anon >>38522437 doesn't sound like a leftist. lol

>>38525202
so i see. this gen has always had a ton of antivaxxers and pro-trump posters, but the latter stopped smugposting when it became clear trump is what he's always been (crazy, conservative, anti-lgbt).

>>38525281
The only person who is vocally pro Trump is bipedochan and she didn't vote for him because she's Swedish

>>38525307
there were at least 3 distinct trumpers

>>38525321
Yes but they weren't "smugposting" or really talking about it ever because normal people don't care much about politics or ever really talk about it.
Only mentally ill terminally online weirdos talk about politics.

>>38525340
>Only mentally ill terminally online weirdos talk about politics.
this is how you end up with thieves and retards in charge of your country

>>38525348
There is no alternative to thieves and retards you spazz, politicians always backstab their electorate.

>>38525367
>ignorance and inaction are going to improve things for sure!!!

>>38525442
>siding against "refugees welcome and fuck freedom" leftism is based on ignorance
I disagree.

>>38525562
you've lost the thread of conversation. we were talking about how politics is not something online weirdos talk about but rather one of the most important things to pay attention to lest you end up in the soup, and that sitting on your ass being "apolitical" is idiocy.

>>38525626
Oh, my bad. I saw complaining about ignorance and jumped to conclusions. Anyway, regarding trump, I think that many of his supporters have gotten pretty disillousioned. Elon's been burning a lot bridges lately, and trump choose to side with him over most of his supporters.

just got my first period of 2025

>>38525856
*first blood sacrifice
ftfy

>>38525856
can I drink some

>>38525873
i dont do that
>>38526864
i'm still letting my yeast infection clear up so you'll have to wait for next months supply

>>38527080
please tell me you were not serious about garlic

>>38527134
I was but I picked up monistat the next day and I think it's working

>went from making just enough to pay the bills & eating pasta for dinner to making 2x the median salary
>within the span of 3 months
>actual career prospects ahead
>could be making crazy amount of money in a few years
damn, i don't want to jinx it. knocking on wood and all. even the new boss is great.

>>38527204
What's your profession?
>2x the median
100k?

>>38527276
not going to doxx myself. think places with lots of flags and formal dress code.

File: 1735698625279973.jpg (18 KB, 313x313)

18 KB JPG

So far, I'm entirely satisfied with Trump. I'm not gonna smug post about it because I know some people don't like him. It's okay to disagree.

>>38527423
What kind of flags?

>>38527864
International ones, I'm assuming? It's an IHOP, 6 Flags amusement parks, or the UN

>>38527943
I was thinking an embassy or some kind of trade org. If anon makes it big, are we going to be her dirty little secret?

Take care Cali kids, I'm worried about you. Sound off when you can