BIathlon edition>Reminder: This gen is for cis homosexual females (lesbians). All trans-related or bisexual posts are considered off-topic and should be directed to other generals or threads. No discussion of male (XY) anatomy.Old thread >>38450191>>OG Discord: https://pastebin.com/LgSjM8aT>>New Discord: https://pastebin.com/1ct1Fcag
>no new thread for days>first post in this one is a bump to save itIs it all over?
>>38556609idk if im meant to talk about blathlon but im not going toHow do you cope with your type being older women? i am 18 but i want a girlfriend who is 30+. But most women are moral faggots. What could i possibly do
>>38556825dont disclose your age or seduce them. Like wtf are you expecting??? them to fuck you just cuz ur cute?? no women love emotions and taboo, you have to befriend them beforehand and then slowly make them fall in love with you. Find a female friend, go to her house, befriend her mother, and start becoming more close. Women by default are bisexual
ANAL SEX
>>38556918nona i have no friends, and i have the worst personality possible. My own mother hates me and i hate her too, how am i meant to like another persons mother like me or let alone get friends
>>38556918>Women by default are bisexualthis is a meme and not actually true.
>>38556933dont disclose your age on dating apps, after fucking them theyll get emotionally attached since theyre women, then tell them or go on more dates and stuff before telling them
>>38556940why do straight women in relationships watch lesbian porn then?
>>38556960another meme. kys faggot, also you sound indian.
>>38556918>take advantage of your friend>lie, lie, lie>cuck the friend's father; break up her familyThat sounds like a way to get yourself killed.
>>38556918i genuinely have no idea how to make (long term) female friends at all this is actually kinda helpful
>>38556968its true https://explore.bps.org.uk/content/bpssex/13/1/13also im half german/dutch
>>38556970its for hookups lmfao not that deep, ive had sex with straight women in relationships and they dont consider it cheating anyway
>>38556609*repositions*
>>38556971thats hookup advice not female friend advice. My advice to get female friends is to purposefully position yourself in situations where the female will want to naturally be your friend. Like compliment her makeup or if you see a girl in a bathroom, do her makeup for her, or maybe she needs a tampon? give her one. Ask for her number and then hopefully you'll keep talking, past that point i cant help
>>38556981>requires a full log in to accesswhy don't you just screencap the relevant parts?
you retards are demonstrating exactly why older women aren't interested in fucking you
>>38556996>sex is meaningless but also, clearly, the most important part of my lifeI doubt the husbands would feel the same way, regardless of how the wives rationalize what they're doing.
>>38557083yeah i thought i'd be fucking teenagers when i'm older, but the reality is the older i get, the more annoying they become
>>38557079search it up yourself you fucking retard
>>38557210i dont care about men, you know that theory where its like "Schroedingers cat is neither alive or dead untill its observed"? the same thing with cheating, it didnt happen until husband realizes it
>>38557268i'm not retarded, bro. i'm lazy. which means i'm smart because i don't waste my energy.
>>38556609>>Reminder: This gen is for cis homosexual females (lesbians). All trans-related or bisexual posts are considered off-topic and should be directed to other generals or threads.
>>38557290you can argue with me on 4chan, im sure you could search it up
>>38557305what about it? there's one thousand cis gay gens here, im sure you could let one cis one for lesbos slide
>>38556609Long, slender legs, narrow hips, flat tummies and bubble buts are so sexy it's unreal.
>>38557320My first crush was like that
>>38557338What happened
>>38557368she liked men, had 2 ex boyfriends when she was only 12, always talked about boys. She even accused me of liking her turkish boyfriend at the time
>>38557306why? you have already outed yourself as g*rman AND someone who's got a psychological society account. shit's fucked.
>>38557319i will never understand why lesbians insist on segregating themselves. nobody else does this shit lol.either way the "reminder" just came off as salty to me. i never post in these threads anyway but i'll still lurk in them sometimes.
>>38557422First of Germans are the superior race second I don't, its the first thing that came up
>>38557480so you didn't even read it, you fucking retard.>Germans are the superior raceoh no, i've upset a g*rman. what now, are you going to use your heirloom fax machine to call the police?
>>38557554>so you didn't even read it, you fucking retard.because I know its true and would support my point>oh no, i've upset a g*rman. what now, are you going to use your heirloom fax machine to call the police? Jude
>>38557618so it's going to be telegraph. grim.
>>38557618You are retarded. The article is paywalled, with no free access options, and you can't even get it on Sci Hub. I thought trannies were supposed to be smart?
>>38557715i am a cis FEMALE. >The article is paywalled,I didnt fucking check, i dont care about you like that
>>38557618>based german girlCheering for you. Hope you guys decide to save yourselves and elect afd this time.
>>38557948Im hoping so too. We are sacrificing european women and children for the sake of migration
>>38557937You lost this argument. Better luck next time.
how tall are you?https://strawpoll.com/xVg71poYzyr
>>38558073https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/13634607241292455?icid=int.sj-full-text.citing-articles.2kill yourself you know im right
>>38558182>Pornhub’s statistics blog>I conducted a thematic analysis of publications concerning the popularity of lesbian porn among straight women. Fifteen articles were chosen from top Google search results combining the key phrases: “Straight Women” and “Lesbian Porn.” >Following the thematic analysis and mapping of the themes, I selected ten videos from Pornhub’s Lesbian category, examining the extent to which they reflect the themes identified.In other words, no actual research was conducted.
if straight women did watch lesbian porn, there wouldn't be so many homophobic fucktards among them.
>>38558211In 2014, Pornhub Insights introduced a gender category, thus bringing women’s preferences into the spotlight. These statistics reveal many women’s apparent preference for the Lesbian category3, alongside the popularity of woman-on-woman sexual practices (scissoring, tribbing) (Pornhub Insights, 2015, 2016, 2017; 2018a; 2018b, 2019, 2021, 2022). Due to the high volume of women users, it is difficult to attribute the popularity of the Lesbian category merely to lesbian or bisexual viewers (Meehan, 2021). This understanding, taken together with testimonies by straight viewers,4 forms the point of departure for the research presented in this paper.
I just know that whenever one of the stealth lesbo k-pop stars tries to perv on and kiss their band members on camera, they always get rejected, with the other girl being visibly disgusted and uncomfortable.
>>38558270jim macjack makes a pornhub account, sets gender to female, says >i am married and love my husband but i want to be licked like that by a hot latina :3ends up in a research paper.if 'you know i'm right' is the level of discussion you want to operate on, i have anecdotal evidence of my own. none of the women i know who shared their porn habits with me had a porn site account.
>>38558341its pointless, no matter what i show you, youll keep coping. Go on reddit, tiktok, any social media app and youll see thousands of women agreeing with me
Tattoos make girls look like trashy degenerates, and I'm tired of pretending that they don't.
>>38559256if it's an occupation related tattoo, like the military or medic, i have no problem with it. anything else just makes a person look stupid.
>>38556925yeahDay 9 of breaking up with my gf just a few weeks short of our 1 year anniversary. I hope the next one likes anal too.
>>38560252>Day 9Counting the days. This is fucking sad.How did she like it though, just a couple of fingers or straight up dildo up the ass?
recruit anon, have they replied to your email yet?
>>38560316Yeah I mean it's all still pretty fresh so I'm bugging out a bit.. I give myself a month hopefully to stop being weird about it. She did both but I think she preferred fingers.
>>38561002is this you or your girlfriend?
>>38561097me when insect is in close vicinity to me
bump
>>38560982Almost half of all women in lesbian relationships were at some point in time married to a man. If we only look at women who have children, that share is much larger. In this data between 74% and 83% of the children of lesbian mothers had biological parents who were married to each other, or lived in the same household, at some point in time. Others, not identified, will have been born to single women who were in a romantic relationship with a man at the time of their conception.So, the majority of the children in this sample have lived at some point in their lives with the instability of separation and divorce or were born to single women. And we already know that children from those types of backgrounds fare worse, on average, than children who were raised by married biological parents.The author of this paper acknowledges that these children are significantly more likely to have grown up with instability and, in fact, were much more likely to spend time in foster care. But the reader is left to assume that the source of the instability and, presumably also the abuse or neglect, is the mother’s sexual orientation not that the mother’s choice of sexual partner is the result of instability and/or abuse.
>>38560982hitler was okay with lesbians https://www.holocaust.org.uk/news/homosexual-victims-of-nazi-persecution"The law did not ban sexual acts between women, so although lesbianism was not condoned, women did not face the same persecution and very few lesbians were arrested or punished"lesbian women could become mothers through sperm donors
Serious question: what makes a girl look gay, in your opinion? I'm talking physical attributes, fashion, and body language. Or whatever else you can think of
>>38563341Cargo pants, caribeaner with loads of keys, collared shirts or crop tops, short or unconventional hair styles, more open, relaxed body language (as opposed to closed, tight, or folded body language) deeper voices, lack of upspeak, no makeup or little makeup, cutoff shorts, mullets, buff arms, hairy pits, hairy pussy, tight pants with big (or small) bulges.
>>38556609Thank you for making a thread, 3 days without one was making me sad.
Happy New Year, subby bitches and tranny invadersss.
>>38563341Dyed red hair, vans, lots of jewelry, looks kinda quirky, but im thinking of a teenage/young adult lesbo
>>38563761how the fuck could you tell that someone has a hair pussy, also she said lesbian (homosexual female) not male therefore no bulge
>>38563924damn you could bounce a coin off that ass
>>38563975>hurrr we wuzz naziii, no dumb tranny, you wuz a man who pretends to be a woman, because you are a subby worm who wants to be what YOU think is the most servile possible slave - a woman>You are a misogynist man in woman-face as a kink, because you get off on humiliation. Fuck off my thread.
>>38562606>is the mother’s sexual orientation not that the mother’s choice of sexual partner is the result of instability and/or abuse>women are all blameless saints who never dindu nuthin'>if there's abuse, men must be the culprit!It's always the same with you feministoids.
>>38563761Nah, not caring about hygiene or aparance is a gen Z retarded queer attention whore trait. You CAN'T tell by just looking, (unless you ACTUALLY know how to profile folks) ( YOU STUDIED THE SUBJECT) Realistically, you have to talk to them and know which emotions cause what sequence of events cause what an when they are asking you if they are or not. Its a myriad of things that could desiper, but just because your dumb piece of shit ass BOUGHT something you saw that one time on ticktard, doesn't make you anything. Neurologically you are NOT BORN ANY KIND OF WAY, all your patterns of thought and attraction develop, As in attraction is a nurture thing. How you Identify is how you WISH you are. Keeping in mind that a physical trait is a tangible solid visible viable thing, and NOT a train of thought.
>>38564502Mens briefs, cartilege piercings, lack of bras, sandals with socks, weed sent, Garfield or Simpsons t-shirt, fingerless gloves, megaman boots, overalls, coveralls, codpiece, burkenstocks.
>>38564563>40 yr old fat troonanonBoys trying to impress OTHER boys by being in the trans/gay room, calling everyone trans and gay... o.0
>>38563341Like others said you can't really tell nowadays but when I have been able to tell they usually have a confident and strong stride/walk, relaxed postures like sitting with their legs spread, baggy clothes that don't necessarily flatter them like what they wear intentionally doesn't make their ass look big or flattering to men. I think in general if their clothes are more conservative or not conservative but don't look like they're meant to even remotely be attractive to men that could be a sign they're a lesbian. I think these are obvious signs though and these lesbians want to be seen since it's pretty easy to not look gay these days and still wear whatever you want basically. Femmes are harder to clock as lesbian but if you can talk to them or see how they talk to others and they appear autistic there's like a 40% chance they gay orrr they could just be straight and autistic.
>>38558136https://youtu.be/8bfyS-S-IJs?si=sUauJr6BmZQ6vt90
>>38563341Short hair combined with lack of earrings.Stereotypical male fashion sense. Alternatively, zero fucks given about fashion (don't do this one, it makes you look like a hobo).The natural tendency to speak in a lower voice / speak from your chest.Manspreading when you sit. Standing with your hands on your hips instead of your waist, like a guy.
>>38564973I think a lot of us have the tendency to dress a certain way because feminine fashion makes zero sense when you take attraction to men out of the equation. Femmes simultaneously mystify and scare me.
>>38565156Hey! speak for yourself, i love short chicks. Latin short girls are amaaaaaaaaazing. I lub dem. <3
>>38563761Ok so i only look like a lesbian when im working on my car
I like looking pretty. Granted, my skirts are very modest and wool, not short see through ones. But come on, who doesn't like wearing shiny things? They don't have to be expensive, just tickle that crow brain.
>>38565325Meee i dont
>>38565297Damn, blind people can tell i'm a lesbian from a million miles away.... o.o
>>38565340I wore these carhartt overalls every day at my internship and desu its the only time ive ever been hit on by other women. And the only reason i wore those was so that i wouldnt burn to death in a fire
>>38565248>I think a lot of us have the tendency to dress a certain way because feminine fashion makes zero sense when you take attraction to men out of the equation.Yeah it's so subtle but so obvious when you learn to spot it. Women can still wear baggy clothes or masculine clothes but you can tell when they pick pants that make their butt look just attractive enough to the average man. Makeup, tops, it doesn't have to be slutty just sort of sexy to men even if subtly. Lesbians hide all that shit because they don't want random men ogling them at the bank or when pumping gas.>Femmes simultaneously mystify and scare me.Same... they usually wear skirts or dresses, stockings, chunky shoes, winged eyeliner, short or at least colorful hair, and glasses. But femme fashion and bisexual fashion is indistinguishable to me so I just always assume they're bi if I suspect them to be gay and keep it moving.
>>38565377straight women annoy me because they have faggy mannerisms. all the giggles and fake sweetness and hip swaying... fucking faggots. i can only really get along with other dykes.
>>38565383Right like I know when they get home you take fat shits and walk around nasty - don't try to fool me with this persona you show the rest of us!
>>38565248>>38565325>>38565339>>38565156Okay, you guys are confusing me, I LOVE all those things you guys dislike. I like shorter than me, Love me some ladies in dresses, or just nice femme clothes. Im fine with makeup or with out. idc. I Just love women. >>38565373oh are you out here in LA? I never had to wear those. But i am red cap all the way when it comes to my maintenance tech role. All i EVER have to do is drop ten pounds and i turn into a chick magnet. My goofy ass gets myself into all kinds of trouble with girls.
>>38565415yup! this is what i was talking about, its not funny or a good "matter of fact" statement, its just an attention whore thing.
>>38565417>you guys are confusing meRelax, it's just banter.
I don't dislike short people, I just like to make fun. Ha ha ur smol
>>38565449okay.
>>38565478Okay, im gonna be completely honest here, when i see a shorter than me girl, thats pissed off all the time, all that goes threw my mind is how good it would feel to have her run her fingers through my hair as i pick her up to kiss her. (these are my intrusive thoughts) i REALLY like women. O_O
>>38565417>oh are you out here in LA?nah i was working on turbines in the midwest. but yeah FR stuff was required at all times because you'd often work with way higher voltages than most other techs other than HV people. it was pretty cool but lowkey im glad im going into engineering and not being a tech bc going up every day fucking killed me
>>38565530kek, those cherry pickers are a trip.
>>38565557nah you could climb up in around 10 minutes thanks to a climb assist
>>38565590ugh, with all your gear hun...
>>38563924Do you post here much aside from when you post these selfies?
>>38560428Yes, I have an appointment next week.
Good to know you're safe, S. They got any handle on the situation or is it still all fucked and on fire? I'm worried about our CA anons
>>38566579>I'm worried about our CA anonsIs there even more than one?
Here's your Asian gf sishttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1736399602013671.webm
>>38566592A few that don't post anymore, but I'm delusional enough to believe that they're just busy...yeah...
>>38566642Honestly, once you get her house training done the rest should be easy
What are you fucks doing today? I got me a VR app to teach me piano, forever agohttps://youtu.be/6hScacmPAek?si=j-5-K8w0F1C5YuMpIma learn me some lullabies and chopsticks and Greensleaves like the old light up keyboard days.
my power got cut off, but it's back and supposedly we're not in the line of fire anymore. cat is assblasted bc i had him in his carrier for evacuation, and then shut him in the bedroom so he can't hide anywhere just in case shit changes.
>>38566642I'm getting strong schizo vibes from her.
>>38567731Her tiktok is now deleted but I found this youtube video about her, people seem to think she's mentally unwell.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjQ-8dy0BTs
>>38567589Are you in LA?
Can't decide if I take a sandwich or salad for lunch but I'm leaning towards sandwich because it's easier to inhale than a salad
>>38565923Good luck anon. Keep us updated?
Better than Covid 2, I know I shouldn't joke, you guys are in dangerbut it is
>>38570042who? where? what danger?
>>38570272https://youtu.be/nxMMElT61A8?si=48xNqWMipd7AErMa>California, right now
>>38570298oh okayt. euro
What is the sexiest language?
>be me 1 hour ago>nod off>see a vivid dream in which I rape a brown girl (with my nonexistent irl dick) in a middle eastern torture camp or some shit>wake up soakedwhat's wrong with my subconscious? seriously, why. also that was weirdly political. should I stop reading the news?
I wanna go back to Mideval Times. They updated their story so they got new choreography and shit. I think their evil queen parody of Trump is back? I dunno. They have a script to follow, but each location is allowed to do their own thing to a point.https://youtu.be/Me7PCA8NJQw?si=M-zjVQwkHKdGxs7i
>>38573200Medieval** please excuse, autocorrect was supposed to save me
>>38571218if it’s any consolation I dream almost every night that I meet chapell roan and beg her to give me a chance to be her gfi just want someone to teach me how to wear makeup and maybe kiss me. i don’t even have any friends that are girls. I hate living in sweden
These are ALL close up shots, I am not allowed to get that kind of close, where i am i can see them, but from far away, to me, from what i could see, these actions looked like micro machines. and that's just AFTER the smoke clearshttps://youtube.com/shorts/6_LhKjRVYBc?feature=sharedToday for the first time in days, we got blue skys and air that didnt smell like smoke.. It looks like we got this from where i am.
>>38574479The air quality must be shit right now
>>38570409Russian or one of the other slav languages. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_FirAt6UKg
does a doommoder tranny have any hope to be in a sapphic t4w wlw relationship or is it all just cis futa fetishists or bi accepting allies/settlers. are any of you with a tranny and actually believe your relationship is sapphic and emotionally satisfying in nature?
>>38568783so... what did you have for lunch?
hello clg I am a gay man but a lesbian friend of mine is being unusually flirty and im a tad worried. I present very feminine ("femboy") and im just naturally a VERY flirty person, which is why I wasn’t worried about it for the longest time, I thought she was just like matching my speed so to speak.but I just feel something coming from her and it’s hard to describe. she just acts funny and flustered when I talk to her normally. im worried that she may be falling for me, but i really like her as a friend so i dont want this to ruin our friendship ;-; and yes she does know im gayidk if any of you have advice but i also dont want to make a whole post so idk i guess if you have anything to say id really appreciate it <3
>>38556609>clg has discovered biathlonoh noif there was ever a man's sport, it would be this, since it was invented to train men in the army to fight during winter. but i only really see women's biathlon really talked about, nobody watches men's biathlon. >>38575889this is wildly off topic but genuinely there are a lot of autistic cis lesbians with male hobbies out there, and many of them will happily get with trannies since they're too scared to talk to other cis lesbians.
has a tourist bus stopped for refuel nearby or something? why so much dumbfuck maleposting?
Are pinup posters cringe? What would you think about a woman in her 20s if you saw she has a pinup poster?
>>38569091Sure, will do. I've been preparing for the fitness and the knowledge test so even if the army doesn't want me I'll be stronk and wise soon.
>>38576126https://youtu.be/hzLmBib0La0?si=cS1SRdgtEYeB5dEj
Why aren't you dating one of us eastern euro girls, /clg/?
>>38577808you don't look like that though
>>38577808Eastern Europe is not a monolith, and there are some countries I wouldn't touch with a ten ft pole, such as Russia and Serbia.
>>38576095borgor... I disappoint myself
>>38577012If it's 50s style pinup drawings or rockabilly it's cringe, if it's like a Hustler poster - basedBut do it even if it's cringe. Anything for a little bit of serotonin
Why are women retarded?
>>38578360bottom right sent me
>>38578360>xitter screencap found in a reddit post on /r/all>>38578376>citing top comments from redditthis is all so tiresome.
>>38578389
>>38578398this image of a potato is rather low-quality.
>>38578389I took the screenshot myself, and I don't browse reddit.
>tfw no asian gfhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1736399583141930.webm
>>38556918freudian hands typed this
>>38578419yeah at this point xitter is worse
>>38578778Is based elon allowing more free speech really that scary and awful?
>>38578935ikr he's a fucking retard>joke about Elon>get banned"""freedom"""
Do you know members of your family or ancestry who were also lesbians?
Under Elona's management we got>taliban with blue checkmark>95 fake Obamas with blue checkmarks>political shills suggested to you by algorithm whether you want it or not>robots everywhere>shitty rebranding>retard larping as Tony Stark making things trend manually and cringeposting on 4chan instead of unfucking the platform whose culture he killedI could go on but do I need to?
>>38579047grandpa was a crossdresser. mom's sister is asexual. being gay is still dangerous where i live so maybe there were some smart secretive gays in my extended family, dunno.
I don't feel the Elon hate is genuine? Like people only hate him because he associates with the Bad Orange Man. You're allowed, go ahead. Just don't get mad when I don't agree or don't care?Hate away, but don't make it mandatory? I wanna smoke weed and fill my belly with Diet Soda while I play Burnout Revenge for the PeEssTwo
>>38579062>taliban with a blue checkmarkkek I don't have any issue with that. >autist living out his power fantasyGood for him.
>>38578935>Elon did nuffin wrongYou piss in a rightoid's mouth, he says it's raining. Truly.
>>38579129>Like people only hate him because he associates with the Bad Orange ManNo. Elon went cuckoo the day he called that diver guy a pdf file. Then he fucked up Twitter, screwed millions of people out of a public train network with his Hyperloop scam, larped as a toddler, larped as his own biggest fan, and changed a social platform's functionality to get back on his ex like a 2000s forum moderator on a power trip. Now he's going into politics when it's pretty obvious he doesn't know how a country works. Orange Man has nothing to do with this.
ye but tilting at windmills type shit. every day there's some new allegations and drama about nothing. People only care about this flavor of nothing because he's in politics now. That's why I'm eyeballing you like Don Quixote.
>>38579584Oh no, I'm being eyeballed by a pothead.
>>38579599I laughed>I've been taking this coconut oil based extract>little glass pippet squirt under the tongue and I'm toasted in less than two minutesSmoke free going on ten months now discounting my birthday
>>38579170>helps elect orange man>staunch advocate for free speech; sacrifices billions of his own money to do so>promotes peace talks in ukraine>adl's enemy nr. 1>points out that dems and leftists are replacing whites and importing voters>keeps calling for that leftist starmer dude to go to prison over him ignoring the mass rapes of girls in britain >makes it so that non-leftist speech isn't completely banned on xitterWhere's the shitting part?
>>38579656Hell, he's even supporting afd and calling out the corrupt courts in bongland with the "two-tier keir" stuff. Most of what he's doing is just great.
>>38579599You're not wrong though, I'm 100% retarded. Don't let me bully you out of your stance, if you feel it's legitimate hate his guts all you want.
I'm just now realizing that I can't say>I'm not your momin my jovial empathetic way to my daughter and the thought is somehow devastating to me
(18+) SLAV GIRLS
>>38579656>helps elect orange mana billionaire is not supposed to help elect anyone>sacrifices billionsyou mean the time when he fucked up and accidentally lost money to twitter?>promotes peace talksyou mean his big brain plan which amounts to 'let putin win'? i've seen it. he's retarded.>adlirrelevant>points out that dems and leftists are replacing whites>keeps calling for that leftist starmer dude to go to prisonthe two things i agree with you on>makes it so that non-leftist speech isn't completely banned on xitteromg elon is so kewl
What's the last thing you did to encourage female solidarity?
>>38579792>you mean the time when he fucked up and accidentally lost money to twitter?>all that matters is moneyWhat spiritual poverty. Before buying, Elon knew very well that groups like adl would organize advertisement boycotts after he'd opened it up rightwing voices and that he'd lose money on the purchase. He did it anyway, prioritizing societal good over making money, to his credit. >omg elon is so kewlNot an argument. >putin getting a small w is worse than permawar in ukraine: to the last ukrainian editionI disagree.
>xixi i am not like other girls, i actually like our new unelected ceo autist president and his orange man vice p
>>38579909>What spiritual poverty. Before buying, Elon knew very well that groups like adl would organize advertisement boycotts after he'd opened it up rightwing voices and that he'd lose money on the purchase. He did it anyway, prioritizing societal good over making money, to his credit.He said multiple time he'd buy, without actually wanting to buy. However, as his lawyers told him, this is a binding statement that moves stock price, so now he MUST buy.He tried to sue and fight in court to NOT buy, because he didn't want to buy. He had to be told by the court that he must buy, after his statement. He isn't some martyr for freedom who sacrificed his wealth for our liberties. He talked shit and got cucked.
>>38579913this but unironically
>h-he hesitated a bit, so it doesn't count!lol
>>38580040He fought tooth and nail to not buy Twitter, because its a waste of money. He was forced by court to buy, and then started lying that he meant to buy all along, for freedoms and liberties and such!You are a mark, falling for marketing. Wrestling isn't real, btw.
>>38580057One of the main reasons he tried to back out was that it came out in court that over 90% of twitter users are actually bots meaning the user base is actually tiny compared to what people thought it was and he believed that made the website worth much less but the judge said that fact is irrelevant and made him by the site anyway.Wasn't the judge also the same one that tried to stop him getting paid for his work as CEO of Tesla? seems like that judge is just biased against him personally.
She's doing the meme, pickles and ice cream type shit. Right as I get back with her wings she wants mangos
>page 8I hope this thread will still be alive when I wake up tomorrow.
>>38581875I have two hours before I have to as well
>>38581875>>38581920Probably not. Bedtime
If you all don't take lago back then I think I might have to come post here instead. Sorry. It's only fair. If you're crossing borders then we should be able to as well.
>>38579878Based image. I wear very similar pants to the one on the bottom. They're pretty cozy.
>>38579047My cousin is bi
>>38579047Don't think so. Closest thing was that a family friend we had when I was growing up was a gay man. Which isn't very close.
can't stop my mind from drifting to think about her... and how insanely pretty she is...
I fall asleep on the couch alot, and my cat comes and sits in my hoodie hood and grooms my hair. "Grooms" meaning she pulls it all out of the ponytail and makes it gross, but she's trying.
>>38585140awwwwwww thats kinda cute though
Ugh, they made a lesgen that was penis inclusive and i accidentally got into a conversation in it. Now its in there forever. I was just looking to read rando stuff and chat but, it didn't have the description. Ugh, i forgot you have to watch where you step in here.Whatever, on the upside, went for my checkup, and am doing better, not coughing up a lung, just coughing, then i was told to get back on my inhaler. Booooo, ngl, im butt hurt about it. Then thinking about this one girl i liked recently, SHE HATED ME. But i liked her, she was nice, my type for SURE, but as usual, had a guy best friend, and im just a dyke. So yes yes, im gross and mean spirited, and obviously dont deserve everything ive ever worked for. Ugh, I just dont understand how EVERYONE ELSE doesn't understand how hard it really is to just find a girl the doesnt give a shit about what doods think. The hell is wrong with all these theyfabs and not grasping how tiny the actual lesbian pool is. Its Really small. Like Small small. Whats so hard to understand about that, hell even myself has only ever dated bi chicks. Lesbians are rare as fuck. I think im done with my bitching about life now. Thanks for humoring me anon wasteland.
>>38585607Brings to mind that old joke>what does a lesbian drive to their second date?>U-Haul
>page 8
Where is everyone?
>>38587009>>38588245I had a weird dream about you last night
>>38588245snatching farts
>>38588245Everyone out living their lives bro. Some of us are at work, some of us are in class, some of us are zzz. Timezones a bitch. I'm doing the house chores right now. Got mostly everything done, I'm generally the messiest one so it's pretty easy keeping the house clean. Mostly it's my disasters I leave in the kitchen or the mess of laundry I neglect until the last minute. It's why I always try to do the dishes right away or shit will start it's own ecosystem and play the jurassic park themeI have nightmares about brit burger leaving her wife for being a slob, all those years agoCan't Be Me, sorry
does anyone wanna be my friend? i’m lonely
>>38588245No one fucking responds to eachother so the thread always falls down. Stop being so fucking narcissist everyone! It isn't only your posts that matter!!!
>>38589167Almost all of the posts in the thread have replies or are replies to others posts.
>>38589202bully for you. thats certainly not the case for everyone.
>>38589212I don't understand what you're trying to say
>>38589226Then you're fucking braindead. Sorry.
aCTUALLY i'm retarded and misread your post but i think its wrong anyway so just fuck you okay. fuck you.
>>38589239Were you disagreeing with this statement>Almost all of the posts in the thread have replies or are replies to others posts.Because if so you can just scroll up and see for yourself.Conversations do happen in /clg/ but because we only have 10 posters we are very slow and they happen over the course of multiple days.
>>38589276YES i disagree with that statement. I think it's wrong. I'm using my lived experience as evidence. I don't need to scroll up.
I love you guys so much, Goddamnit
>>38588470Was I a tranny, a guy or a woman in your dream?
>>38578360>that bottom right piclmao
>>38588245I was visiting my mom. Haven't seen her in almost a year.
>>38589521how did it go?
>>38585927How so?
>>38589395A woman, I was a teenager again and my family moved to Sweden for some reason, I woke up before anything lewd happened.
>>38589319I love you too!
>>38588245i was supposed to be working from home. completed the urgent tasks in 2 hours and spent the rest of the day playing call of duty.
>>38589778Dating pool so small that if you click, you try to make it stick
>>38589553It went well. She ordered food, updated me on the latest gossip in the neighborhood and told me some family stories that were new to me. Apparently my great-grandmother re-married and had a banging new last name. Also like every time I visit she asked if I finally have a gf and like usual I said no.
>>38590525For fuck's sake, this is sad. Your mother sees you once a year. Imagine carrying a child for 9 months and raising her only to end up having this kind of relationship AND knowing she's a dateless sucker. Make your mother happy and install a dating app or look up some gay joints in your area.
>>38579047I had two multi-great aunts on my fathers side who were pretty notorious characters, and both were open lesbians.When I dropped the news that I am moving in with my girlfriend, my mum was convinced there is some sort of family curse going on.
>>38590607But anon, I have just made my peace with never having a gf.
>>38590923Oi retard, get back into the game. You have until June or I'm calling your mom.
>>38590964Please don't call my mom! Can't I just visit her more often instead of looking for a gf?
>>38590989You have to do both.
>>38590607her mom is probably happy just to get to spend time with her you asshole. when is the last time you spent time with your mom?
>>38591082Today. I live four blocks from her.
>>38590141That makes sense. I've always figured that if you click with anyone, you first have to cultivate relationship-building situations, then you have to nurture and care for that relationship. At least if you want to keep it anyway. Kinda like both parties digging into each other working to create a neutral ground in both of them. Mistakes will be made, but depending on how badly you want it, both parties will let the other know if lines where accidentally crossed in the beginning. Then it should just evolve into whatever its supposed to evolve into on its own. Both parties dont know where it will end but end game would be both end up in each other's lives for a significant amount of time. Getting to bask in each other's company .
>>38590998>>38591104NoooMy mom and I live in different countries.
>>38589521>>38589553>>38590525>>38590607>>38590923>>38590964>>38590989>>38590998Okay, this might be the sweetest conversation i have ever read. I fantasize about reading stuff like this all the time. The wholesomeness just runs so deep. I love it.. <3
>>38588500I like to trib women but instead of clit to clit, asshole to asshole. I call it The Fartsnatch. So far women have been hesitant to try at first, but they leave as believers in The Fartsnatch
My kitten likes to sit on my lap while I'm on the toilet
I can't fucking believe the comphet the lesbian girl at the end of mean girls. I'm so FUCKING pissed off right now.
>>38594863*theyFUCK
>>38594599why do they do this? mine will sit in my pulled down pants, not my lap. like i don't come over and sit on him when he shits in his box, damn.
>>38594863The old movie or the new musical? I haven't seen the new one yet but I heard that it was supposed to be good
>>38594863>comphet>>>r/twoxchromosomes
>some nice conversation and banter>growing momentum >everyone suddenly leaves, and the thread is back on life support
repost but idc post what youre reading NOW
>>38599552( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>38596124The old movie.>>38596643Lesbian thread, retard.
>>38598704Remember that time we burned through five threads in one day?
I'm totally not freaking out. Just two months away, less than! She might pop early, checkup doc says everything is on schedule. I'm doing easy dinner tonight. Hamburger Helper shit, cheeseburger maccaroni, steamed broccoli, and cornbread. Probably early bed tonight
I'm sorry but the only crypto im interested in is zoology
>>38601228what about cryptography?HAFXVH PH PDDP GR BRX KDYH D PRPHQW WR WDON DERXW ELWFRLQ
>>38600351the lesson was that (You) should stop overthinking your posts. random shit is fine. it can start an interesting conversation, especially when i'm around. i'm the best poster in this thread.
>>38601308ZH'UH WRR PDQB FUBSWRV GHHS
Secret Languages, oh shit we middle school popular kids
I hope that ten years from now, we're still friends like we were ten years ago. I hope you find someone you makes you happy. Every day I'm blessed, I blame you for it. You gave me the motivation to stop being a creeper and Talk to her. Now she's in my bed, fat with science baby, her ring on my finger and mine on hers. I don't know how how I'm going to do this, I'm so scared sometimes. I see her smile and I just melt. Anything and everything for her.>don't tell her I called her fat>she'll kick my ASSI dunno, phoneposting
>>38602361*kissy noises*
>tinder fwb told me she has a bftheyre going to try to recruit me into a thruple, arent they
>>38602439yeah it's over
>>38602439just ghost at that point.
>>38602439>tinderYour first mistake
>>38594863Reminder that the lesbian who came up with the term comphet ended up marrying a man.
>>38599695>you can't be mean to us retards if you're a girl Click on the reddit tab that you have open.
>>38602439>fwbHow are you comfortable with being that intimate with quasi-strangers? I don't even like people hugging me most of the time.
>>38597834This pic reminds me of a few things i said years ago, I would tell 20 year olds, Yeah talk to me when your 30, then tell me if you're still attracted to me then... They're 30 now anons.... o.0... they didn't forget... o.o
>>38606041You could cut quite the swath, were you so inclined. I've never been a fan of hookup culture, but I remember that selfie you posted on your bike, Years ago now, and thinking>oh yeah, she touches butts consensually
>>38606073>oh yeah, she touches butts consensuallyOne would think so, but being a butch puts a lot of otherness on you, so, no touching, but i remember at about that time i would lay down in the sun to try to get some heat ( i run cold, an hate it) and some of the girls that knew me would walk to me and touch my (at the time) really toned body. Because i knew them i would just laugh it off. It was funny to me, To get all those " uuoo, daddies" heh heh.Cant say ive ever just "hooked up" with anyone, at all, ever. I gotta trust you first. Not much room for just jumping into anything.
>>38597834That image reminded me of this, took me 20 minutes to find it.
>omg i almost came from her playing with my nipplesbitches be lying or they are all trannies or something. it just feels like touching a regular body part. i can't get wet from it the same way i can't get wet from rubbing my knee.
>>38607243Based. I have that one somewhere in my massive 4chan folder too. t. saves every pretty picture and video that I see here
>>38608515Some girls have very sensitive nipples.>>38608740I've recently started sorting my massive image folder into subfolders so it doesn't take 45 minutes whenever I try to find something.Still took me 20 minutes tho.
>>38608935Most of my pictures are in subfolders named 'temp'. lol Whenever the main folder takes too long to load on my nvme drive, I move most of the files into a new subfolder and start filling it back up again. The date in the picture is misleading. The collection is more than a decade old.
>>38608935>Some girls have very sensitive nipples.Yeah, and if you've had them all your life having tender boobs is a bad thing, it hurts, in a bad way.
>>38601308i cant sneed
>>38609382Post your oldest image
>>38556609im going to kick you dumb cisbians in the nuts
>>38612436What did we do?? You know i heard you can cut those things off now. heard it was safe now.
Bedtime soon.
How do you filter the archive if you're searching for something three characters or less?Can't fill with whitespaces or wildcards based on what I've tried.
>>38608935>>38609382how big is your porn folder though?
https://youtu.be/wpqQfmjLZn4?si=2s1VBBPxyyuYwZuLEyy, I was wondering if they were helping out.
I'm leaving for work soon. Nothing new to report. Doc says she's on track for March. >ooooh bby can you hold it until st. paddy's?!everyone laughing but I'm not kidding
>>38614323You can't on archiveofsins or archived.moe, some of the other board archives let you.What are you searching for?>>38615519That's classified information>>38616144How long did you work for them for? you mention it quite frequently
i'm basically addicted to watching war footage, workplace accidents, surgery photos, and so on. inb4: no, it doesn't turn me on. i rarely even save the videos to my computer. still, i can't quit that shit like it's a soap opera. it has to be "real" though, not some psycho killing animals for sport.
I went on a date today. We exchanged numbers after.
>>38619218The feel of a gun in my hand is a perverse turn-on I admit.t.eurobean
>>38619218I would never date a gore enjoyer>>38620293Congrats anon! do you want to tell us about her?
>>38620518>Congrats anon! do you want to tell us about her?She was very nice, we had a good chat and I bought her a coffee. I think I may see her again but I'm not doing well mentally so I don't know if I should try to make this into something serious. Our lives are pretty different but she seemed very open minded. She asked about my family and when I told her I don't speak with my parents she wasn't weirded out by it like other dates have been so that was nice.
>>38620568I'm happy for you anon, sounds to me like you should definitely consider going on another date with her :)>>38620602What is OR?
>>38620518>I would never date a gore enjoyerthis is why no gore enjoyer ever admits they watch gore lol
After rigorous scientific study I've concluded that "most women are bi" is a meme but straight girls, along with most everyone else, just really love nice titties
