one time at night i was chilling on my balcony and saw 2 college-aged girls walk down the street. they stopped, exchanged jackets and t-shirts and kept walking. that shit keeps me up to this day. what was the motive?

>>38628049
>>38628089
How the fuck can your parents ban you from running or playing outside? that's so mentally ill.
I know S is in her 40's but how old are you other poster? like is this just how things were in the 80's or are you two from really backwards families or something?

It's not really any wonder why you two hate femininity (on yourselves at least) considering how it was forced on you desu

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"the three old shrews of fate the one eyed shrew of the heterosexual dollar the one eyed shrew that winks out of the womb and the one eyed shrew that does nothing but sit on her ass and snip the intellectual golden threads of the craftsman's loom".

excerpt for this new THREAD ; )

>>38628171
It was mostly god people rules. "God says this, god says that" Didn't get to just be me until i got kicked out. I said it before, Im grateful times have changed.

>>38628171
i'm 25. mom wanted me to be her little princess.
desu i don't think me dressing like a dyke 24/7 was caused by the parents. i have tried to experiment with style when i moved out but it didn't work. i've been boyish since i remember myself and it seems to be perfectly natural.

That's what my ultimate Fuck You to my mom was. What's more lesbian than Lumberjack?
https://youtu.be/TIv0YnXOCPw?si=lHKm81lwHfDjbYAJ

We're getting along much better now, hell we were barely on speaking terms for years. Years! I still seethe at her sometimes but I've already let so much go. No use dwelling on poison from the past. Focus on the good things that came from it

https://youtu.be/NPryOu1RWtM
Last one, this one always makes me cry at the end

>>38628239
Same. I've grown, learned what battles to keep and which ones to let go. Its worked out for me really well. Only thing i Still haven't mastered is accepting loss of life in people i love.

>>38628261
damn this is wholesome like a box of kittens

>>38628312
My whole life could have been different if I wasn't pouting in the guidance counselors office. If I hadn't seen that pamphlet of a muddy boot with that phrase
>hard work
>low pay
>miserable conditions
>And More!
I was all "more, you say?"

>>38628239
Where there many other lesbians?

>>38628415
*Were

https://youtu.be/4J_YVYgY7Zk?si=Kns05wnw7BG4xgsP

I was a green hat
>tool specialist, chainsaw
blues are regular corpsmembers
greens were specialists
>maintained the motor pool and tools
reds were team leads
yellow hats were the boomers in charge. I wanted to go RedHat, but I ended up fleeing to Florida. I figured fire and flood training I could find work cleaning debris from hurricanes. Not A Single One hit until Irma 8 years ago. By then I was entrenched in the burger mines

>>38628449
i didnt bother correccting it myslef becuse i dont care about typos but beliv me i was already aware anonymos

>>38628415
There were three out and proud besides myself. More than a few bi, some spikes got cold, a spike is when we camped out at the job if it was too far to drive back and forth every day. I tried not to be a thot, but sleeping bags work even better when they're zipped together
>that line worked
>EVERY
>TIME

>>38628491
>camping sex
I could never...

>>38628504
You say that now, but wait until the temperature drops and you need some of this body heat.

>>38628518
This is true..

>>38628518
Nope. Never.
What if someone heard something or saw us go into the same tent. It would be so embarrassing.

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So how do we feel about them banning tiktok in the USA because it was the only large social media that didn't censor pro-Palestinian posts?

I miss it, but I don't at the same time? I can look back now at the memories I have and say that I loved every moment. It instilled my work ethic, my sense of morals, my appreciation for nature. I don't miss my back creaking. I don't miss hauling my chainsaw uphill over my shoulder. I certainly don't miss fighting off wildlife and insects while I ate

>>38628572
Or shit


Oh the fun times I had dropping duces outside....

>>38628546
wow, you have never been out like that have you.... o.o
It shows, Welp! just know, IF you are EVER caught in a stuation like that, body heat is the one that moves the fastest, and yeah, when you zip the two sleeping bags together it actually keeps you warm and at the same time gives you more "blanket" to move around. NGL, feels good lesbro. Also a really good way to stay alive. Not kidding or bullshitting you.

>>38628583
heh heh* did they make you dig your hole before...

>>38628588
I have never camped and honestly I don't want too, the wilderness can be very dangerous.

>>38628603
Oh yes, we all had our own shovel and everything. Especially fun during Back Country when the moids' magazines started to mold and they eyeballing you walking into the bush.

I never had to use the kbar I had thank God but I was glad I had it. Wore that sucker on my hip every goddamn day out there.

>>38628583
this heroic woman fed over 10 million mosquitos just with her ass

>>38628649
You're not wrong

Ages 18 to 25, 29 if you're a veteran. I couldn't recommend it enough. Every time I hear people talking about nobody cleaning the forests and vegetation I can tell for a Fact they're either lying or dumb. Now you can too!

only good thing I can say about California though. I'm never going back. Not even if you paid me

Bittersweet.
https://youtu.be/HarLMVwirJg?si=8Rm08koBfidhdW6Y
Like all good nostalgia should be

what about yall? Anyone wanna share any fond memories about your adolescent adult years?
I gotta start on my day chores here in a bit. This housewife shit is EZ idk why my mom bitches so much

>>38629067
>fond memories
very few. it was a shitshow.

>>38629067
I moved out of my parent's place when I entered Highschool and started a job at a theatre. I know what everyone says about drama kids but it wasn't gay and weird at all and I loved every second of it. Even if rehearsals robbed me off all my sleep.

Just took out a blackhead I had on my face for the last 4 years with one of those pimple popping kits aghh I feel so alive

Oh, thunder storm out of nowhere. I'll be door dashing her wings if it doesn't let up

>>38629795
Just got fries from a place that's been closed every time I pass by this day just keeps getting better

>>38629795
How can you have a blackhead for four years?

>>38631859
idk it started as a pimple, then it created this bump on my cheek I could always feel it but when I tried squeezing it out with fingers or tweezers nothing would come out it would just hurt because I was squeezing so hard so I figured maybe that's just discoloration and I have new texture on my skin where the pimple was. I've had the pimple kit for a while but just now thought about trying it on the blackhead and it came out so buttery smooth. And the bump feeling on my face is gone hallelujah.

>>38632019
Damn. I'm sure you've got a new life ahead of you now anon. You know that reminds me of when I was a kid I had this weird blackhead like thingy near my upper lip that wouldn't go away, so I used fucking scissors to open it up and get rid of it. It actually worked but I had a little scar for a decade. Why are kids such bastards.

ANAL SEX

anyone else has a permanent resting bitch face? i've heard so much stuff about myself that's not true it's hilarious.
>arrogant
>cold
>always calm
>does she even have emotions
and i'm like, but i smile a lot??

>>38633533
I was wondering when you'd show up, almost made a post saying you're late.

>>38633820
That is so nice I could kiss you right now.

fuck i want to put my dick in something (i don't have a dick)

also the fucking microwave just blew up my cup of kefir after 40 seconds in, which had never happened before and i'm fairly sure is supposed to be technically impossible

>>38632167
lol i got a skin tag about a year and a half ago and i noped out of that by tearing it off. I don't think you're supposed to do that.

>>38629067
Only 23 but i do have fond memories of cross country. Moreso than band, it was harder to make friends.

>>38633620
Sameee I've made a LOT of enemies because o my rbf. I mean it literally hurts to smile all the time and if I'm just doing my own thing or some task why should I not be using my neutral face? I have prominent downturn eyebrows and a permanent scowl. The ones who mind it the most are men, so sensitive they are now so diva like. But men also never smile just because 99% of them have a frown on most of the time too.

every time i drop something, i joke to the patient "this is why they won't let me be a neonatal nurse" and someone got assblasted about it. fuck you guy, you can take my 50 year old jokes from my dead body.

>>38636624
>I used to be a lifeguard, until some blue kid got me fired

Bedtime. Inauguration tomorrow, I called out so I can watch, makes me feel naughty

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>QOTT: tell us about some weird shit you witnessed
A man intentionally squirting his colostomy bag all over the place in a public setting with people all around. Teenagers setting off roman candles at a gas station. As in under the roofed area/around the pumps. Tons of terrible looking hand painted cars. If you have the displeasure of seeing one, you'll notice the paintjob right away. A woman who became hysterical after losing her post-it note filled with self-affirmations. More sad than weird, but still the degree of emotion was a lot. Someone moving nice looking leather furniture in an open bed of the truck as rain was pouring down. A kid in school who repeatedly wet himself while standing in front of the class to present material, yet still managed to ask nearly every girl in the grade out to the school dance that year. He ended up going with a girl I accused of being a lesbian. Oh, the irony of being closeted. A back windshield filled with het stick figures who were fucking in tons of different ways. Another car with messages shaming an ex-husband written all over it. The weird part of that one was that I sat in the same establishment as the car owner and she got pissed whenever anyone took a picture of said car. Isn't the point of that message to be seen and shared to further shame the guy? I have better ones but don't want to post too much related to my job and I can't think really well right now

I like to trib women but instead of clit to clit, asshole to asshole. I call it The Fartsnatch. So far women have been hesitant to try at first, but they leave as believers in The Fartsnatch

>>38639510
you live a weird life, anon, and i mean it as a compliment