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First for the STEM retards
https://unsee cc/album#3JrADgzRGOo4is this ideal twink body?
>>39447559I wouldn't trust that man to touch my dick
>>39447541pretty face. Reminds me of a classmate I had a crush on
>>39447547i'm not dumb. I just hate people.
>>39447569Why?
>>39447559>haha penis
>>39447555psycho troon poluting a general for gays
>>39447589Then you don't get to be a part of the kool kids klub and partake of our first
>>39447602im literally a man
I'm straight but have been with twinks. I agree women are nice fo fucking and having kids with but I would hate to spend so much of my time with them (marriage)am I gay
>>39447573>pretty facehe looks like handsome squidward
bbc nature documentaray tracking the elusive het passing masc vers gay man in the wild
>>39447616omg shut up
>>39447608You're a trap for gays
wrong thread again reeeee>>39447509 #i used to use puppy dog eyes on my straight bff and it worked like a charm lol>>39447513 #31, whyi’ve done therapy and stuff
>>39447606im interested, why is a troon shitting in a gay thread? whats the psychology here? is this place just different from your shizo threads?
>>39447604i was always the kid who sat at the table with all the girls :(
>>39447608I don't care what you are. but you should leave.
>>39447608You freaks have an entire general just for your kind
>>39447620Just a lot of lonely hikes and hopeful glances over books at coffee shops but no action. Maybe one moneyshot when I'm devouring unattended turtle eggs in the beach or when an alligator drifts close at a waterhole but I snap back at the last minute
>>39447555twink got forcefemmed here lmao
>>39447630im a man?
>>39447637You sound retarded to me buddy. Welcome to the klub!
>>39447658alright, so just a typical schizoid tranny with severe deluluHANG YOURSELF
How do you cope with aging?
>>39447620I'd watch this rn. I have nothing to do fuck.
>>39447671r u okay? tf is your deal
>>39447592poor dick handling skills. it's a common problem in the cut dick community
>>39447673Become the zadaddy I always dreamed of.
>>39447673He's aging like fine wine though?
>>39447627>i’ve done therapyi mean...ok
Going through this thread without saying s*s. Hold my wig girlies.
>>39447714The sis thing is stupid
therapy is for faggots
>>39447559I miss snow>>39447673jesus give it a rest mate
>>39447695cope
>>39447719it's my thing bro
>>39447714>girliesnot off to a great start
>>39447673Why is this bad? He still looks good.
>>39447127I've thought before about creating a "fetish scenario experience business" where we can help people live whatever fetish they want to experience in a more real way... such as being kidnapped, tied up, and raped. We would make it so it was was random (not so planned out) and done by the person of their choosing. How would you feel about that? I imagine it would become really popular.
rate him
>>39447673move to JAPANland of the free love
i am yet to find a top that wasnt a weepy fucking weak willed loser FAGGOT who literally is less of a man than me
go to the nude beach and find faggots. they're everywhere there
>>39447756They are either that or irritating with too much arrogance Great tops are rareI think same is for tops finding good bottoms
>>394477486/10 face+2 body/abs-2 tattoo
>>39447444The news are fucking retarded these days
>>39447758i've been to two different ones before, one in FL and one in NY and both just had older men there.. the one in FL had nude children there (nudist families) which made me feel really uncomfortable but they seemed to be having fun
>>39447756I'm mentally healthy. Be my friend :D
>>39447756bottoms are literally worse than women. you'd think you freaks would be able to empathize and understand that men aren't just mindless test driven sex pistons. but no, you take it the other direction
how do I get a /fit/ bf?
>>39447758None near me.
>>39447708i used to be way worsefull on bpd, eating disorder, constant dissociation, self harm, drugs etcif sex is the only thing i’m having trouble with outside of depression and anxiety and ptsd then i think that’s some good progress
>>39447788If the pecs a little bigger it looks close to my bf's body
bottoms require a high level of violence that most tops are unwilling to provide
>>39447788gotta be fit to get a fit bf, gays date guys with similar bodies to themselves unless they have daddy issues
>>39447767>6/10 faceshow me a 10 or 9 or 8>>39447768yeah man...The interest rate - or yield - for US government borrowing over 10 years has spiked sharply in the past couple of days from 3.9% to 4.5%, the highest level since February.
>>39447788That's more fat than fit bro.
>>39447794progress is progress>>39447788go to the gym
>>39447813>show me a 10 or 9 or 8>>39447673
>>39447673Still would
>>39447805>>39447808both of these are so true it hurts>>39447833yeh i’m definitely in a better place even tho it might sound extreme that i struggle with sex and intimacy
This guy in particular keeps me up at night. Can't stop thinking about lewd things>>39447801jelly >:(>>39447808I don't have daddy issues but I wanna be skinny and have a bf like that >>39447822I disagree>>39447833>go to the gymI don't wanna. I'm just gonna end up staring at guys and eating protein bars
>>39447863what happened to pic >:|
>>39447852literally perfect bf
>>39447857asexuality is a thing>>39447863well that's a choice but you'd have a better chance of meeting gym people if you went to a gym
>>39447880Hot
>>39447852i wonder what his ancestry is because one part of me thinks he must have non-white ancestry in his lineage with the brown nipples
what’s gay incest like?
>>39447880Needs to stop shaving
Guys I'm going to shower OK
>>39447788>>39447880guys who look like this are never that sexual they'll be fast asleep before you can have sex with them
>>39447907do you shower with your bf to save water?
>>39447892I know right?? :D>>39447883>well that's a choice but you'd have a better chance of meeting gym people if you went to a gymI know. I'm so retarded it makes me sick :((>>39447905Absolutely agree>>39447914>they'll be fast asleep before you can have sex with themcute! I wouldnnt mind that much as long as I could cuddle with them
>>39447883im not ace, i think about men sexually quite a lot it’s just in practice when things fall apart>>39447904kill urself
im so fucking mad
>>39447922Nie
>>39447931why?
>>39447914if they give me their permission then i can have fun while they sleep>>39447928but not on father's day?
>>39447931
is it predatory when a gay man follow straight guys on instagram?
>>39447945ESPECIALLY on father’s day
>>39447767if that nigga is only a 6, tf am i, a -1?what are these standards
>>394480066 is above average bro.
>>39447673this dude is an actual chad, wtf are you talking abt, he just grew up and is no longer a kid you pedophile
>>394480136 is just a point above average, that dude is like easily an 8 in worst case scenario, he is like a 9
I'm so fresh and so clean clean
Good morning!I hope you're having a good day
>>39447788can you reach your knees from the stranding straight position? :3
>>39448028Me too! :DI just took a shower
>>39447984someone answer this please
>>39447984Not unless you act creepy
>>39448046Now I'm ready got golden shower
what happens after we die?i hope reincarnation is not real
>>39448064i think most straight men find it weird thono matter what if the gay man look cute or not
>>39448093You and thorny get reincarnation as the other
>>39448106poor thorny, he is just not ready for that, he won t last a day
>>39448114lol
>>39448103straights, men and women, are universally disgusted by us. cute doesn't come into the picture at all lol
hey gays it's me elon musk, tesla stocks are down and i need money for a cab, could you all paypal me 5 dollars plz thx
>>39448127it does. the reason why straight acting even became a thing is because the straights are grossed out by cute looking men. they're less bothered when you don't look like a flamer
>>39448137okay yeah you're right. they wouldn't ever describe a flamer with the word cute and it definitely doesn't work like "eww this fag is perving on me but he's cute so i don't mind" though
>>39448137do you think the cute fags are accepted if they’re straight acting?
I hate talking on the phone fuckk
>>39448151no but when gay men say cute that's what come to mind -- either fem or child-like>>39448155i've never met a cute "straight acting" man so i don't know. also the concept of "straight acting" is gross to me
>>39448065A lemonade shower hahaI prefer strawberry lemonade though
i got a question, what's the wordhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNMkudJxwvo
why bottoms get so upset when you are just chilling ?
>>39448178You like yellow liquid too?
elon should stop having children
>>39448034You mean my feet without bending my knees? standing straight I'd have to have literal monkey arms?
>>39448189what's wrong with having an impregnation kink
>>39448186The bottom's ideal, a King Grug jackhammer ape, doesn't have a chill
>>39448189ivf and all that crap should be banned we need to go back to practicing eugenics or we’re ngmi as a species
>>39448206I want to be the pregnated
>>39448188Yeah hehe, my favorite is lemonade
gigi is giving me brainrot
>>39448189he won t he is narcissistic and dumb bad combosomeone smart would have looked in the mirror and accept that they are not good genetic material but he is so stupid and narcissistic that he thinks that his genes are a gift from god itself
why is lake hylia locked off the way it is?you can get in anyway and there's nothing for epona to do there anyway>>39448189>he has 14jfc
i find it hillarious how elon keeps making children, then not giving a fuck and just hiring a shitton of nannies to raise them kinda like how he paid for indians to raise his path of exile and diablo accounts
>>39448177‘shawn mendes’ is straight acting though, he’s only now slowly coming out of the closet
>>39448209dw, a culling and natural selection will happen soon at some point, that is how it works, we diversify hard with a lot of genes when there is abundance and then those genes are put to the test when the environment changes and gets hostile and only the ones that can adapt survive.. we have a lot of bad genes bc we diversified a lot and that natural selection event didn t happen yet..
>>39448254is he tho? people have been clocking him as gay since before i knew what a shawn mendes was
>>39448228What shampoo/condition use?
>>39448203u look like you have really long arm and or should width
Everybody turn on cnn he just raised tariffs to 1 billion %
>>39448286Yes
>>39448184nigger?
>>39448332What about bieber? He's at least bi
>>39448332that's code for gay and homophobic. last year i saw 50 year old men on tinder claiming to be figuring out whatever
>>39448348No, I think bieber is straight
>>39448332How can you be out of highschool college and still not know if you're a faggot?
>>39448328wouldn't put it past him considering how nutty he's gone
>>39448327if you're refering to the picture thats not me lol
Your dick knows instantly if you're a faggot.
>>39448373He seems conflicted, like the type of personality you see in someone struggling with his sexuality aka bi ppl
>>39448349>>39448381His career would be over if he was outHis shows are only straight teen girls that want to fuck him
>>39448381Homophobic background. Not everyone grows on healthy enviroments..it's kinda similar to how trans ppl start their transition once they are away from shitty enviroments
>>39448403>His career would be over if he was outexactly. gay and ashamedbut he's not "straight acting" if everyone clocked him from day one
i wish i had a bf but i am too dysfunctional without a life
If I got a vag would gg still accept me here?
>>39448434he’s right thoeven troye sivan said that if he was larping as straight like shawn mendes he would be bigger
>>39448453Would you post pictures of it? If yes then no
>>39448470I can't promise
i'm gonna invent a form of capitalism without multinational companies
hole lover
>>39448402nah he's straight, but he was raped.
>>39448445what would your dream bf look like? what type of guys are you into the most?
>>39448498>i'm gonna invent a form of capitalism without multinational companiesDEUTSCHE MARK 1980
Bro wtf i'm yet again questioning my gender
>>39448519There’s no proof on this
>>39448545HART WIE KRUPP STAHL1
>>39448545you can't just blame multis on the jews, thorny
my hole has eyes, a mouth, and legsmy hole has arms, big veins, and a sharp tongue
>>39448464of course. homophobes are everywhere. but it can't be denied that he's ashamed.
>>39448571im sayin 1980 west germ "soziale marktwirtschaft" is capitalism without multis
>>39448509hi
>>39448570japan
>>39448300Head and shoulders :>
a hole is a friend
>>39448540i don t have standards for looks desu, as long as he is healthy weight, it is ok, there is no way i could get a hot guy and mantain him anyway, i want someone to not have to worry abt being out of my league, that would be high maintenance and annoying, i would like a short stocky hairy chubby guy like a thicc badger, i would like to fuck a thicc badger, i love hairy and hairy hole too, i hate when they have no hair, the more body hair the better, well, to a point, i don t want a monkey haha
>>39448595why do you like being a rule breaker so much? does it give you some sort of sexual gratification to post nudes on a blue board?
He wants a monkey
>>39448453Yes ^-^
>>39448609is big dipper your type?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9bEhyBNMTc
>>39448615idcim just going for a time so some prn is okidont see a difference between a blue and red board either, this is like b here, idgaf do u?
>>39448644way too fat + looks way too gay and retarded and stupidi want masc straight looking hairy, not that
I just casted a hex on all trannies (the dudes who are just porn addicts, idc about ftms)An ill fate will befall them this year and I’m genuinely worried that i casted too strong of a spell because their FUCKED
>>39448645You will get permabanned atp
bottoms who can't drive. that's my prey.
the games trump plays, what a pussy, couldn't even stick to his tarriffs
let daddy cook. the game has only just begun.
>>39448669thatd be greate for moi lul
lobotomy please
>>39448686ive been posting too much and checkin in too much, idk if its causing my bad mood or i do it when im in a bad mood
>>39438931>constitutional court is about to legalise same sex unions in like 10 days in LithuaniaIs this true?
I can drive and host. Is that good enough?
>>39448737is your hole hairy?
>>39448672So all of us?
>>39448750yes but nothing is going in there
posting here is meaningless and pointless, it won t stop my extreme pain bc no one can help me and i can t do anything either but i still feel compelled to do it out of ocd and desperation
>>39448765not good enough
Happy 12 PM ^-^
need me a top who likes it both ways. yes 99% of the i'm a horny little bottom, but once in a while i get the urge to smash
Do you believe in love from first sight?
he doesn't have to know he likes it. you can make him like it.
>>39448788had a friend like. was a fun guy. i should look him up
then he stops being a top..
>>39448796what
I believe in all kinds of love.
>>39448792I do bro. I've seen with my own eyes. Only once.
>>39448807bring out the double ender, it's time..
"Vers"
>>39448818<3
it is my dream to pin a top down, mating press style and say "who's the bottom now, huh?"
this is why you have top boyfriends and bottom boyfriends. it keeps the universe in balance.
>>39448792I thought the guy at my local coffee shop was handsome from the first time I saw him. He's still the most attractive person to me who works there.
>delusional bottom fantasies
squeak! squeeeak
my baguette is gay and hard.
need to be bread
need a lobotomy asap, i cannot take it anymorepls don t ignore
boy butter on boy dough
pls tell my brain to stop, pls i feel so disorientated
>>39448901https://store.steampowered.com/app/327890/I_Am_Bread/
>>39448944i just prayed that god would make it even worse did it work?
>>39448950gosh it's so expensive though, for that price i can get 2 loafs
Pregnant bellies are gross but the idea of being knocked up is hotBros
>>39449000what if gay bottoms got pregnant but all the fat went to their ass and the baby was carried in their buttcheeks
>>39448971it is the same but i took an ibuprofen and got dizzy in a sleepy way so i guess i will fall asleep instantly and escape for a few hours, thank you
>>394490129 months no sex would mean youd end up a single mother
>>39449019pregnant women have sex all the time, why wouldn't bottoms
>>39448788Ideal bf. 99% of the time i'm exclusive top, but on occasion... Which some guys have trouble with cuz it ruins their fantasy. Sry I'm a real person not your prince charming/rapist/lumberjack/professor simultaneously and constantly.
FUCK YOU IF YOU HAVE SEXI HATE BEING SEXLESS
heh
>>39449035how are you gonna have sex if the baby is in your asscheeks do you want the child to be born with CTE
should i go to the gym today?I am kind of addicted to it
>>39449076postass
i can be your prince charming/rapist/werewolf/surgeon
>>39449012i'd slap my bottoms buttcheeks silly if he was pregnant with my kidsour babies would have permanent ahegao face when they come out of his boywomb
>>39449012That's stupid
>>39449076Yes, do it, get /fit/ I believe in you>>39449012If that happened I'd be fucking terrified of sitting and laying down, you'd have to lay on your front all the time
>>39449095like your hair
>>39449092
>>39449097good, sitting and laying down is for lazy pregnant women, we're men
>>39449087speaking of showing privates I should start cam whoring again but i am on no fap
>”I might be a bottom, but at least I can drive.”How do you realistically respond without sounding mad?
>>39449130are you on no dildo too?do bottoms ever use a dildo without flapping?
>>39449130shallo is back :3
>>39449130exercise on cam, i've seen onlyfans whore do that
sweaty ass
>>39449138maybe something like...drive yourself over here and for this dick faggot since you want it so bad i really don't think its that big of a deal if a top doesn't drive, i guess if i was out in the country or suburbs i might feel different
>>39449138Bend him.
>>39449139is cam whoring a bottom thing?I just miss seeing built fat uncut daddies stroking on cam with me
>>39449113My hair is nice
>>39449138noooooo
>>39449138The bottom has a point, self reflect instead of retaliation
>>39449166hilets do quads
some woman (i assume prostitute) keeps using my email to confirm her hotel stays in Vegas, so weird
>>39449181very weirdwhats your mail?
>>39449166no, cam whoring is just a horny thing usually done when someone really needs the moneygreat way to connect with other pornstars if they notice you
>>39449181Are you sure you're not a prostitute in Vegas?
>>39449203shes using my school email, that's why its weird i don't even use it normally
I need my hole undone.
>>39449222are u in school, boi?
I came out to my My str8 best friend and now he keeps using my Amazon account to send dildos To my dad’s house. He only has it for some Gordon Ramsey shit we were watching on Amazon prime tv
>>39449222The fuck?Do you think its like a teacher or former student or smthn?
>>39449242He did the right thing bro.
>>39449242is you dad using them?
How girls do anything with long ass nails?
>>39449266They don't, they're women, remember
>>39449242Is he using his own money or is he like the mom in the best Pokémon games
>>39449242what did u come out as?
some asians have the weirdest looking dicks
>>39449276How they clean their ass and cooter?
>>39449295postpole
>>39449295yeah its grey-brown like a sea cucumber
>>39449242are they good quality
I lost my retirement fund to the tariffs :(
>>39449295All dicks look weird
>>39449311it looked like chop suey, 3-4 different colors, i want to erase it from my mind
>>39449329lies, lots look beautiful
>>39449333yours!
>>39449333I wish I can erase the memory of chunky cum from my mouth
cutfags need to moisturize they dicks
Why is it that the newborns of every other species shut the fuck? Why do human babies need to cry?
>cutfags need to cover they dicks
If it's for retirement it will come back eventually and if your work adds to your contribution it's still worth doing. Markets are volatile right now but in the long term/ when Trump is out of office they should stabilize. Right now the stock market is basically crypto currency.
>>39449356
>>39449363Was to >>39449327
>>39449358baby animals still cry
>>39449363>Right now the stock market is basically crypto currency.You're telling me the time to launch GayGen Coin is finally right?
>>39449363your current finance bro arc is extremely confoosing ngl
>>39449356With my mouth
>>39449363The stock market is a roller coster baby, and I’m on the way up! #GoTrump
>>39449295I don’t think I’ve ever seen an Asian dick. What do they look like?
>>39449416the hole is a slit
>>39449406Maybe he will just keep pausing tariffs as soon as they are put in place for his entire presidency to make the money line go up and down for fun
>>39449425He has a plan. It’s called making a deal and negotiating. Something lefties don’t understand
There’s a reason for anything trump does. He may seem erratic but that’s part of the play. In game theory this is what’s called a “mixing strategy”. Behind every action and word Trump does and says, there’s deep thought and analysis behind.
>>39449425>for funor, y'know, market manipulation for those in the know
>>39449381animals don't cry dummy
greetings everybody :3
>>39449457rodney not now buddy
>>39449457
>>39449416I think i was actually looking at an asian tranny with a bad surgery or something
hey fags, does anyone have the new car seat headrest album leak?
Ain't nothing worse than seeing fat fetish art of your favorite character
>>39449457Be nice
>>39449466you should practice saying get in my belly
>>39449454boy u would be surprised how much silence of the lambs lied!
>>39449339They're both weird and beautiful
>>39449481proof?
>>39449454Puppies cry a lot. It's more of a "hmm hmm hmm" whine.
>>39449482what do you think is weird about it?
>>39449462sowwy :s39449466shut up balding pig :3>>39449477You know what I'm like, I give in :<Even though you started it :3
I really fucking hate the noise kookaburras make
I made it through the thread without saying s*s. We will resume shortly bros!
>>39449518sus
>>39449484well, i lied... but when u kill chickens, they come to watch...
>>39449356i get all~ the moisture i need from my boyfriend's mouth
>>39449480im literally starving rn
imagine being so deranged people can't even tell if you're mtf or ftm
>>39449544saliva is actually drying
>>39449548
>>39449548def pooner
>>39449450Exactly
>>39449550be quiet.
>suicidal girls be like
>>39449548It's not my fault>>39449508You pink dog ho
>>39449582trolls trolling trolls
>>39449581give me a reason
kinda weird how the mentally ill think we can understand them. like bruh, you are literally the same as a crackhead to me
>>39449617i imagine that's how a lot of straight men feel when you tell them you're gay
>>39449612no more talking, just suck it
straight men just treat me like a woman
>>39449617yeah man! you and me
>>39449635they sexually harass you?
>>39449635you wish they did
>>39449635iktf
guys stop worrying about the tariffs, trump can just print more money, everything will be fine
>>39449582>bf got a boner from her crying over her dog dyingneed that kinda bf desu
i get boners when my bottom cries too. How do you make your bottom cry more often?
>>39449693well, YOU might have to get one of those penis extender toys
i am such an ugly cryer, I would never cry in front of a guy
The fuck>>39449693>>39449661
>>39449363translation>my predictions have consistently been worthless and I can't predict anything rn but something bads gun happen and its drumps fault
>>39449508post hairline, rodney
>>39449693
>>39449705That's exactly the type of crying that makes me mad horny.
>>39449693you could choke him or hit him or make him watch sad movies with you>>39449715idk the idea of a man getting off on me being hurt or crying is just really sexyplus it might make sex easier bc i cry during sex sometimes and normally it kills the mood but if it makes him harder then that's a plusalso the idea that i could trigger such a powerful response like that is cool
>>39449635great isn't it?
>can not get rid of my black bottom fetish I blame cam whores from Colombia
do you have a fagcent?
>>39449693>>39449726wear a trump mask and tell him he will have to pay tarriffs for your dick
>>39449741No thankfully
>>39449741i can put on a fake catty fagcent to sound bitchy
>>39449741https://voca.ro/14niHI47OQvZ
well... i'm the jokah baby!
>>39449741only when i talk to my dog
>>39449777you just sound like larry...
>>39449775It's obvious, shiza
>>39449723what do i get in exchange :<
>>39449741I sound like a gay white nerd
>>39449777you sound just like shiza...
>>39449791Delicious
watching inkmasters with shiza and deltoid
>>39449741thank goodness i do nothttps://voca.ro/1bf8e2w0FJvm
>>39449785https://voca.ro/19QJ7C5GAJ6x
>>39449730>choke him or hit himYeah I like it rough like that. I think it's cause I'm really into power dynamics, so crying is like the ultimate form of emotional submission to me.
>>39449801Which one is cupping your balls?
>>39449790nothing
>>39449802what are you doing here sister
>>39449802>>39449803Wtf
>>39449778For me, it's still water + winter ark + adrenaline + noradrenaline + hawk tuah + anger issues + balkan parents + english or Spanish + german stare + Balkan rage + jonkler laugh + phonk + those who know = :skull:
without her white lotus is just garbagexD
>>39449802but... you're a girl...???
>>39449805hot!>>39449815>>39449831im a man i have a penis>>39449822wot
I become an instant alto tenor when hot straight guys talk to me
>>39449831welcome to gg! psycho central! mandatory panties are on the left!
New>>39449843>>39449843>>39449843
I actually went and got my earbuds because I was expecting some hot voices
>>39447555Yes
