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Astrology realness
when the tea is chile but the finna is gag
>>394498436/10! fakultät
>>39449846lmaoi remember in high school theatre class one the day chorus teacher came in and we had to each sing a bit for hershe said i'd make a good tenor (maybe counter-tenor?) iirc and i had no idea what i meant
fuck it time to derma roll my chest again
>>39449853i hate astrology because women unironically believe in it for some reason
>>39449861women believe in men too so you know its bullshit
>>39449853Makes as much sense as any other political analysis right now
https://voca.ro/118NGcnF78sF
>>39449869lol the monkey thinks hes people
Who will sit naked in hot bath with me?
>>39449869they look like what you'd get if you asked an ai to generate an image of a wmam gay couple
>>39449897majority of the posters here are dyel incels with gross beards so no
>>39449861>mom's a libra and asks me to read her stars from the tv guide sometimes>I just read one at random
>>39449890im not racist but sometimes they look like leatherface slapped face skin onto a skull...
>>39449907No gross guys allowed, I'm friendly not desperate
>>39449869there's always like a 2 points difference in looks between wmam. if not greater.
>>39449918you make some of the grossest posts i see here
>>394498433/10
Reminder to stay hydrated
>>39449916asians have really flat faces. they only look decent in one(1) angle.
>>39449933nooooo don't drink from the hose there's parasites
>>39449907are you okay with mustaches?
tops love when their bottom cries
>>39449944There is a twink underneath that bush. I will rescue him from that ferocious caterpillar.
>>39449944>those narrow shoulders yuck
>>39449860What did derma rolling do?
>>39449938there those that look like a jaguar though
>>39449963help with loose skin
>>39449925I'm very good hygiene
>>39449933open up like a flower after hydrating
cover up your waist whore
>unironic suicidal thoughts came backoops time to go full self-destructive mode>>39449944cute>>39449947If that was true I'd have like a billion bfs by now
>>39449971The more you know. I wonder if I can derma roll the wrinkles out of my balls
>>39449914delta :<
>>39449989post face
>>39449971How much help are we talking about? II thought people only did that for hair.
should I shave?beard getting too long and nasty
vocaroo your whimper
>>39450012anything past 5 o clock shadow is nasty
>>39450012Let's see it. Anything more than a week's growth is probably too much
>>39450005No I don't want to get AI'd and doxed or whatever>>39450012Trim it at the very least
I have a huge container of spicy pork that gives me vicious shits but I don't wanna throw it away cuz that's wasteful... Life is so hard sometimes
>>39450027larp
>>39450017shut up dad
>>39450028Colon spring cleaning time
>>39450017https://voca.ro/1f9THZtXtWD1
>>39450012I only shave when I want to kiss my bottom. Otherwise I'm not shaving.
>>39450000horoscopes are nonsenseit always sounds the same anyway
>>39450032>larpAS WHAT?
>>39450000Hes most evil. Lies to his own mother who only wants a little hope from fate. Just a monster.
looking at Delta through my whoroscope
>>39450055selfdestructive mode, u attention whore, shut uuup
>>39450022here
>>39447541he could top me
>>39450069Lol hope you got good dental insurance
The closest I've come to doing drugs is drinking alcohol and monster at the same time
>>39450068o k like I care >>39450069I wanna touch it
>>39450084what?
>>39450069>long and nastylolwut
>>39449978This looks delicious
>>39450069sexo
>>39450028I made a whole curry once with too much lime juice and it gave me acid reflux and I had to throw it all away but it was delicious and I was sad
>>39450091u care , avatarfag, now post something, gigger
>>39450106howdi pardner :3
>>39450069trim it so it's soft and neat
>>39450028Feed it to the homeless
>>39450054Didn’t you care about me, the things you put me throughThe heartaches that I lived with over you you youYou left my love go hungry while you fed your evil prideCheating right behind my back with all the times you lied
bottom crazy
>>39449861I don't believe it either but pisces sun taurus moon captures my nature really well
why don't you have a bf yet?
>>39450152I have high standards and most IRL guys are gross
For me, it's tarot cards sis.
watching ink masters and some of these guys can't even draw without tracing, like imagine tattooing someone when you don't even have the basics down :/
>>39450137are these song lyrics?
>>39450152unemployed and overweight sis
>>39450017https://voca.ro/1nB4cfS7kQNG>>39450152bc im in love with a straight guy, i don't know any gay or bisexual guys where i live aside from hookups from grindr (i.e. guys who are not bf material)>>39450164don't they trace the tattoos onto you tohough
>>39450162tarot cards are ur bf?
>>39450173outdid thorny by a large marginboys need to learn to fake moan
>>39450173>don't they trace the tattoos onto you tohoughnot really, i mean they glue an outline to your skin, but that's more of a guide, if you just trace over it it's gonna look awful unless it's something very simplistic
>>39450162still nonsensecool but nonsense
>>39450177I think they're cool symbols for the various stages of life you experience. I relate to them internally. I don't do fortune telling or draw cards for divination though sis.
>>39450171ofc u plonkerinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1pGDSL-24M
Ate too much fiber stuff now my belly hurts alot D:>>39450116>now post something, giggerlook at these glasses>>39450152>why don't you have a bf yet?problems in my brain. retarded if you will
>>39450187i didnt even try!thats a troon
>>39449843tattoo ruins the whole thing, should be a 9, is a 6
>>39450152dont need or want one rn
>>39450215ur just mad cause nord left you
>>39450187i AM a boy!!>>39450189oh that's fair enough, i have one very simplistic tattoo and it was so long ago i don't really remember how they did iti do remember loving how it felt and grinning/biting my lip while it was happening and then noticing a couple of women waiting were looking at me and i got embarassed
>>39450172lose weight fatty
bfs are just penises that make you go places and give you gifts sometimes and then you spend the same amount of money treating them to a dinner so you end up with a pointless new item and less money
>>39450152I do
>have a 8 inch length 6 inches girth pp >think i may be a bottom oof
>>39450162woah! anon ur clairvoyant!whitelotus has a tarotcard reading now!
shiza is so fucking mad lmao
>>39450233I am bigger and a bottom, so what?
>>39450152because i pick my nose
>>39450162what card?!
>>39450255you uncut?
>>39450215doubt
>>39450253at my ex
>>39450263Da
>>39450233That's okay we'll find a cage for you.
>>39450272you ever cam2cam before?
>>39450268u would doubt cause youre a cock hungry slut
>>39449843>qott:im a transgirl and i want him to fuck me.... 8/10
>>39450282uncalled for
>>39450278No
>>39450287but not untrue
>>39450296damn i tried lol
Elden Ring lore really shit the bed didn't it
>>39450223heroin and estrogen
>>39450307a grrm specialty
>>39450300Sorry bottoms don't turn me on either
>>39450307Yeah, it's kinda lame :(
>>39450309lol!
>>39450297who is your fav character in white lotus s02?
is it just me or is a photo for just a soft or hard dick boring?
>>39450323aww I just wanted to see some uncut white meat been awhile
rexie sucking my dick
plox plox plox
>>39450152hate myself and ironically have high standards
>>39450152too retarded to ever be happy
>>39450331lochie cuz he could top me
>>39450307it was horrible desugames who focus on lore rather than story are objectively fucking shit in terms of worldbuilding and ironically even lorebc lore means nothing if there's no connection the world it describes, which comes from connections to the characters. dark souls somewhat satisfies that connection by grounding the player in the world in such a tactile way that you feel a part of it, but later games imo lost that and started leaning too heavily onto the lore to compensate for things they're lacking in the story department
>>39450152too shy and reserved
>>39450357who is that loli dont remember their names rofl
>>39450337It's too big to show you
>>39450366I really need to find another discord goon server
>>39450364the evil twink
>>39450320It was totally Miyazaki's fault. >>39450327Half of the DLC is good, the other half is bad.
>>39450375You like bigg dom Russian bullz?
>>39450362>games who focus on lore rather than story are objectively fucking shit in terms of worldbuilding and ironically even loreIt wasn't actually the lore's fault. The Japanese are better at worldbuilding than character building. The issue was they did more retarded shit than usual. The furnace golems are proof they weren't really thinking.
>>39450389just pale uncut cocks in general
>>39450376im not that far, ep2 ended
The Rellana character is also way worse than the whole Radahn+Miquella thing. A literal coomer oriented deviantart oc donutsteel tier character.
lmao i didnt think they made body positivity hypno porn https://thisvid.com/videos/hairy-diego/
pale cocks should look into getting a tan
>>39450392perhaps that's fair, idk enough about japanese games to saythey do have good anime sometimes with solid characterization, so i know it's possible at least>>39450409yeah she's particularly egregious, but radahn magically showing up just so reddit could snoyface over it was pathetic plus it RUINED the mohg-miquella otp
I will never forgive Miyazaki for turning Blaidd into a simp.
>"WE'RE GONNA RE-INDUSTRIALIZE AMERICA!">WE'RE GONNA BRING JOBS BACK TO AMERICAN WORKERS!">"WE'RE GONNA BRING IN TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND USE IT TO REDUCE TAXES!">"OF COURSE THERE WILL BE NO PAUSE- PAUSE?!- WHAT PAUSE?">"AMERICA FIRST!">ha ha j/k "we gotta take care of the world too"Someone put a bullet in this globalist piece of shit
American bottoms be like>I want a jewish arab black Hispanic bftards the lot of them
mental that sega bodegas is straight but did an album with homoerotic pic on the cover
>>39450442im an american bottom and will only date white tops
No politics please
wanna see what my hole looks like?
maga twink x maga daddy
>>39450461Zelenskyy will kick your stupid russian butt.
>>39450491the guy who used to tie me up had a trump sticker on his car lole
maga squeak
>>39450430the conman conned youagain
cumman...
>>39450412qualitytho the play is very short for some reason...
>>39450492Hahehe
hair really does get in the way of licking body parts
Thinking about watching that walking dead porno with Carl and Negan>>39450502hot!
>>39450481sure
>>39450481no
>>39450585watched it, was bad
How can you hate revolvers? Yeah they're not practical for use but they're cool collector pieceshttps://youtu.be/lPR9p2PDcQY?si=2QSv1OptBDIfRuah
I’m a lonesome astronaut. I am fucking gay.
>>39450577i never thought about it before but this is why i like body hair in certain places but not others
I'm short (5'6") and my hairline is receding. Fuck. If it keeps going I'm probably going to try treatment
>>39450615>>39450621
>>39450642I'm shorter
>>39450647you're basically a girl, like if I saw you irl i would probably misgender you on accident
>>39450420>plus it RUINED the mohg-miquella otpIt ruined the whole Godwyn and Miquella thing. I thought Mohgwyn was meant as a sort of cope and emulation of Godwyn.
>>39450645Always liked looking inside a nice sugary ripe strawberry, seeing all the untouched sugar, makes my mouth water.
>>39450624Watching it now. Negan actor is really hawt but they should've found someone with longer hair for Carl >>39450642>>39450647Literal hobbits lmao
>>39450653No I'm masc, I only been misgendered twice
im an 5'4", effeminate asian male with long hair
>>39450645you must be really proud of yourself
>>39450672<3
>>39450654so much wasted potential
>>39450690>maleBleh!
>>39450692i used my finger nail to carve out the stem, my nails are sharp like claws
I'm wearing the sluttiest lethal company thong right now
>>39450645would
Weird how gaygen fems mogs most trannies on this board
Hidetaka Miyazaki is the literal opposite of George R R Martin. The former rushes his shit to completion while the latter remains constipated.
>>39450717would what
I'm a 5' 1" trans top who exclusively tops bears and otters
>>39450722nibble upon
What looks fem about me? All I see is man
>>39450690I wish I was 5'4, ngl, I'm like average to above average in terms of height. tbf, I've been told I have hair that women would be jealous of, so there are always things to be thankfulshould probably start taking care of it, then
>>39450719trannies that start out gay are usually more feminine in all aspects from what i can tell
>>39450735We thought you were a pooner for like 6 months. Only you and dong elitist because you're both femmy
>>39450307>>39450362>>39450392>>39450420>>39450654>>39450705>>39450721The worst part about Elden Ring is that I don't think From will make another game with just as interesting ideas and concepts.
>>39450759Dong show his pics?
>>39450750The other ones are doing their best to mimic femininity but they weren't feminine as boys. Some of them are pretty even, but once you get to know them they're just guys pretending to be feminine.
>>39450774Never but I would bet $1k she's afab
Being real i don't want to be fem
i liked the not!harrypotter part of elden ring :)wizards obsessed with snorting rocks haha
>>39450787heh, not mei like being a faggot
i think i want to be a girl actually
>>39450787I think you want someone to force fem you
squeak
>>39450822
>>39450826I dont
>>39450831They all want the same thing, a full time tard wrangler
i want to get force-gayed by a cute guy; who shall be my bf..
>>39450750me but im not physically femkms>>39450768>le ebin incest is interestinggrrm is a hack
>>39450838I don't understand this
Warm ass
HARD COCK
>>39450829should i do it. become a tranny
>>39450857Worst that can happen is that you turn into another Shiza
>>39450797They don't snort rocks they shove them to their faces. They wear the stone heads of their founders, and underneath them you can see it fusing to their faces.What the game tries to tell you is that Rennala isn't actually the best sorcerer in the land, and she fears the stars, banning the science of transcending the human mind.>>39450842The incest was expected. Radahn was not.
>>39450847It means a lot of bottoms want a full-time parent to do things for them.
>>39450857What do you look like? If you can't pass then nah
>>39450890true for me atleast
I made bf amazing potatoes but I can't have because I'll go over my calories >>39450890I like independence
>>39450890daddy bf...>>39450899you have a bf??
>>39450903This surprised you?
>>39450893im a twink>>39450866i dont come here too often whats with shiza?
>>39450909Post a picture and I'll tell you if you can be a girl
>>39450908Is he taller than you?
>>39450797proving you can flip a temple upside down without driving the player insane too
>>39450909>i dont come here too often whats with shiza?Turned into bovine. Many such cases!
Why isnt there a Universal Internet Video Volume Level?
>>39450908yeah quite a bit
>>39450933
That's why I like asian bottoms, they aren't sitting at home waiting for rich bodybuilder dad boyfriends to find them.
>>39450953Chang. Stop this.
Think I'm gonna do a coffee enema tomorrow then power through my taxes and write a project paper
>>39450933it's called rms, usually at around -10 to -6 decibels. anyone can go higher, bit it'll clip digitally and probably fuck up speakers. average youtuber doesn't think about that shit though
>>39450978Asians are literally the ideal boyfriend, they're shy, reserved, yet intelligent and focused on educational achievement, submissive, and they just want to be a perfect bottom for their white boyfriend. You won't hear them give you lectures about feminism, misogyny, oh I want to be trans today, oh I think I'm a girl today blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
>>39451004gross are you the pedophile poster too
>>39451014>Allow me to change the subject, and force you to prove that you're not a pedo!See what I mean?
3rd day of not jerking off and cumming hope it does not make me have a slight erect pp at my gym poking out through my tight pants
>>39450998I watch a lot of platforms like everyone, and I just bought new speakers from the last ones that got blown out after the ones that were blown out before that. Its maddening. I have to turn up the volume just to hear some clips and then the next one blasts the volume. I don't mean little variance, its quite a lot. Its mostly the low volume ones at fault.
I'd ok dating a serial killer if he washed his hands, didn't collect trophies in the house, and kept his hole smooth
>>39451004demure
I’ll be honest with you I really don’t understand this tariff thing at all
>>39451098oh, well i dont got that problem because my audio interface controls the outputs, so in windoze i have volume always at 100 for peak resonance. and then my interface delivers like -50db to speakers or whatever volume i want. if i was feeling angry i could set it to 0 decibels and make shit explode on purpose
>>39451147don’t worry your pretty little head about it it’s man business
Would you date a bearded Asian guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjaB0a5cVQ
>>39451143Also they're never fat and don't cut themselves, Asian bottoms are just better.
>>39451221kys
>>39451157I think I know what you mean. I keep my speakers physical volume control at about 50%, but my Windows volume is usually only at 20% which is fine for most videos. But some are so low that I can barely hear them at 100%. So I use Windows to turn up the volume, but then if I forget to turn it down again, it blasts the speakers.I don't use the "Normalize Volume" function in Windows because it seems to mess things up if I am listening to two or more things at once, like playing a stream while also playing video games.
>>39451179id be attracted to more asian dudes if they actually looked masc like this
hope i can get my hair to look like pic related
>>39451228>kysWhy are you even here
>>39450922Yes>>39450934Why?
>>39451249you keep preaching your mental illness as if anyone cares. sht the fuck up already
>>39451240I think you need a specific hair type for that. I think its ok if you are like 23 or younger, but it looks like attention getting after that. I can't completely respect a man that tries too hard to look like a teenager.
>>39451266is that really considered a teenagers haircut?29 here btw
what da heck my armpits smell like sweat how did this happen https://unsee cc/album#ierSwTJdlniu
>>39451179not an amish ass beard thats just incongruous
>>39451290Its just how I see it. I am only speaking for myself. If you like it, you do you. But I do think you need a very full, thick type of hair. Its more common in some ethnicities than others. It seems less common in whites, but some whites do have it.
>>39451263All I said was I like Asians and then you called me a pedophile and told me to kill myself. You might want to address your own issues.
>>39451300Cute twink
>>39451300you look like you just had sex
>>39451330I noticed my hair has been getting thicker from taking metformin for some strange reason
>>39451347nah its just bedtime >>39451342appreciated
> The Trump administration has revoked thousands of international student visas across the country, setting off a desperate scramble for them to leave the United States within days.Is this affecting anyone's bf?
>>39451266Japanese men all have haircuts that look like that even when they're 50+ years old. I'd rather have the korean bowlcut than deal with japanese guys who refuse to mature from teenage shounen hairstyles.
I hate can't binge eat shitty delicious food.
>>39451290Yes it's a teenager hairstyle. Very dense anime style hair that looks noticeably tryhard irl.
>>39451354i thought you lived in america it’s only 8pm
>>39451431maybe he was raised properly
I finished all my lab work for my phd, now I just gotta finish writing it
>>39451396i just like having thick non thinning hair for once
I've had the same haircut since I was 13 except I brushed it forward and slightly to the side, now I brush it to the side and slightly back, and in the future I'll do it all the way back
>>39451473Choose the hair you like, most gg doesn't like mine but I do
>>39451494same been getting fades for most of my life
>>39449843I'll be offering video calls soon where I'll get BLACKED on camera by my BBC BF. I'll pretend to be your cheating boyfriend :3. Do you think people would be interested in that?
>>39451501your hair is good, some of your style sensibilities are bad
>>39451542I know you guys hates the curls
>>39451537
Getting on dutasteride and minoxidil soon. I can see the very earliest stages of a receding hairline. Well, I made it to 27. Not great, not catastrophic. About expected for man in a family of bald men. This is the price of being a whitoid.
Later gg
Logically, in my head:>I'm a dude, I rock hard with my cock hard, hell yeah I like fems with cute facesBut in my instincts:>Oh my god look at that stubble and that jawline what is this warm feeling in my belly
I still love you if you bald baby.
>>39451548why is he tweaking?
I like when the twink has a cute lips he's trying to hide because he's trying to sound masc around me. Want to scoop him up in my arms and kiss him
>>39451554I've seen it affect black men too
>>39451577*Lisp
>>39451554don't start both at once
>>39451557Night timmy
>>39451563Your brain and dick are at war. You will only find peace in your heart.
>>39451588I'll start dutasteride first, wait a couple weeks for side effects, then stat minoxidil if it goes well.>>39451582I see Asians with fucked up hairlines quite a lot, and they don't even try to hide it
>>39451554NGL, when I end up roiding I'll have to do that too. No one wants a bald bottom
Anyone else hate men under the age of 25? Look at these things and tell me they aren't disgusting inhuman creatures.
holy fuck i want to die
Have another angle
>>39451614is it topical min?
>no one wants a bald bottomhaha
>>39451633>>39451645These are all straight men sis. Sick disgusting creatures.
>>39451654No, everything I've read says that doesn't work as well as oral minoxidil. The downside with oral is that it helps hair grow EVERYWHERE, so I'll be getting a few extra unibrow hairs I think.
>>39451633>>39451645Imagine the stench. Not the good kind either.
no one wants a short sub fem bottom
You never see gays do wild shit like this unless it's pornographic exhibitionistic stunts.
That poor chicken was probably so confused :(
>>39451684He was probably happy about all the popcorn
You were the good boy who never broke any rules while growing up did you? That's why you feel seething jealousy when you see rebellious teenage boys having fun in their own free ways.
>>39451691Okay I guess there's that
>>39451667ah okay i was going to recommend waiting like 6 months if you were going topical because that shit is annoying as hell and you don't want to be locked into using it if you aren't one of the 60% of people who respond to topical miin
>>39451698Popcorn fights are literally genocide!
>>39451667Oral minoxidil is bad and has tons of side effects. Topical+microneedling is just as effective. He should also look into RU58841, it's a research chemical and topical anti androgen.
>>39451686way too many ear piercings sis
It's rude and disrespectful to the people who have to clean up that shit afterward.
How did they keep a fucking chicken concealed for like 70 minutes in a fully crowded theater?
Don't be a stick the mud sis. Boys will be boys.
>>39451710Vacuums don't exist. Each kernel must be retrieved by hand. Oofy woofy
>>39451710Theaters will happily take the extra money from a bunch of retards going to the movies over a meme, but how dare anyone expect them to pay $12/hr for an extra person to help clean up the theater!
>>39451721Those cleaners aren't paid extra you fuck!
>>39451716Chickens are really dumb. If you put its head under its wing it'll just go to sleep
>>39451700yeah I'm lazy as fuck and I'd rather just take pills, gives me motivation to take my multivitamin every day as well since I'll be taking 2 other things too>>39451708>Topical+microneedling is just as effectiveLots of effort for the same effect. I'll take the side effects. Also I'm not taking any experimental chemicals.
>>39451720>>39451721Go fuck yourself
I remember when zoomers wore suits and ties to go watch the Minion movie. God I wanna fuck a zoomer.
Think of the heckin corporate profits you sick fuck!
>>39451751Got you covered.
>>39451759We need to sink California into the ocean and bring back formalwear culture
>>39451759>that lineup of broccoli hair
>>39451759Silly kids. I love them.
>>39451747Not even our escapisms are safe now
https://voca.ro/1cU67ZTxfqYj
>>39451797Learn to type you mouth breather
>>39451759they're all australian private school kids wearing their uniforms lmao
CLEAN IT UP
>>39451751You can fuck me but you need to be Norwood I - III, sad in the face and have a prominent nose bridge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWwyehP-SGM
new>>39451965>>39451965
>>39451805https://voca.ro/1jromiXiGQxU
>>39451633What kind of niggers throw popcorn all over fhe floor for someone else to clean up? They should all be arrested.
