i fucking HATE mondaysQOTT: your thoughts on Mondays?prev >>42081464
>>42087145>qotti like getting back into a routine and starting fresh. mondays are nice in that way. sundays suck tho and make me feel like shit all day though
>>42087145I work but I don't like my job that much, so mondays feel draining to me. maybe it would be different if I had a 4-day work week or something
is it stolen valour if i hate mondays as a neet?
>>42087233ofc
>>42087233garfield is a neet
>>42087233no it's ok, it's cute
kinda hate ‘em. i’m a neet, so not much reason to, but when i was going to school they obviously sucked, and in my efforts to not reveal my NEETness i built a fake school schedule which included an 8:30am class at monday, so they still kinda suck for me. also, sundays have most of my weekly manga releases and tuesdays have chainsaw man, so monday is the odd day out
is it really fine being single for the rest of your life? i feel like i’m going to shatter into a million pieces if i have to be vulnerable with someone ever again
I like mondays because it's when I get my neetbuxx>>42087280meds
I'm home over the holidays and have come to the realization that I can just tell my conservative parents to fuck off
>>42087362>medswhy, neet?
>>42087362friendly fire
fucked my whole life up
>>42087233no time isn't real anyway
https://youtu.be/FYH8DsU2WCk
>>42087390gemmy
shaving armpits is a humiliation ritual
https://youtu.be/LJjsm6CVsG8?si=Ief5I4krrpBTOzYr
yeah so don't do it
>>42087390the age of coal has ended
>>42087353hedgehog’s dilemma bbgirl. you have to be vulnerable and open yourself to the possibility of hurting in order to feel the warmth of another. avoiding it at all costs will leave you cold and unfulfilled
>>42087348...what?
>>42087374neets have no appeal
>>42087415i had to bc im wearing a tank top like picrel
>>42087390gemerald
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehCa6BieYb8
>>42087444neets have huge appeal, silly
>>42087439what’s the source of your confusion, nona?
>>42087390>>42087413we are getting better :]
how many moders shave their pits?
>>42087461you're a deluded moron
>>42087445um excuse me, foid, this is a man’s only general?
post shoegaze
>>42087500back to coal
>>42087453dawg just post beabadoobee or something and call it a day
>>42087470what do you mean you attend fake classes? you get up and leave your house at 8 am and sit in a parking lot all day, or what?
>>42087485my pits and my pubes are pretty much the only places i don’t shave
>>42087408shaving your hole is worse, but the chest is also pretty bad
>>42087496yea yea who gaf
>>42087513nta but i used to do this and yeah that’s literally it or drive around
>>42087524igaf *kisses you*
>>42087513i’d get up and leave the house early enough that i could get to campus by 8:30, then do instacart until getting home when it’d make sense for me to get home after a class running til 4pm. it’s very stupid but allows me to avoid telling people that i actually flunked out of college by literally just not doing the work, and gets me some money
>>42087513nta either but i've also done thati would lose jobs and then tell my patents i was still going to work and i'd just go to parks and drink in the woods for 8 hours
>>42087512fine. here, my favorite beabadoobee song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMmSYnZkqYg
>i'm a neet>i leave my house to do a job for moneywhat
>>42087495why are you so mean :( I'm saying this as a non-neet
>>42087574i hate fakeneets so much
>neet (not in education employment or training)>in employmenthmm...
i'm a delusional workcel twisted by labor and education into a crude mockery of a NEETchad
>>42087553it sounds like you're fucked>>42087557based homeless drunk larping anon
>>42087578so you know nothingtake my word for it, neets are pathetic and worthless
>>42087574>>42087599are we counting gig work for little pay as “employment”?
>>42087626good wagie! who's a good wagie? you are! you are!
>>42087626I've lived with like 3. I like them, I don't think they're universally worthless
>>42087630they called themself a neet and then said they're quite literally employed as a contractor for money, so yes?
>>42087640I wish I was a wagiemy life is so awful>>42087648then you enjoy being a slave
Had sex with my bf finallyWas super great very funNow he wants me to be his breeding bitch. Is buying me collar and dog ears as we speak :3
>>42087667>slave to a haughty neet girlwhy am i hard right now
>>42087668truemoder
gay sex is cool but puppyplay is gross and you're going to hell for it
>>42087667slave? to whom? I'm a slave to no one
>>42087655quit they/them’ing my ass. i’m a manmoder, so either use she/her because i’m a trans woman, or he/him because i’m manmoding. either way, pick a side, fence sitter
>>42087682you might be onto something
i'm a slave till my home is a grave
>>42087682I'm the one who was onto something. You can't enjoy the presence of neets without having some form of fetish for being treated badly
>>42087692how am i a fence sitter for not knowing what pronouns you use? the only thing i know about you is you might be a little dumb, ma'am
>>42087683Idk>>42087686He is straight
>>42087759just because you had a bad experience with some asshole neet doesn't mean they all treat people badly. they're people just like everybody else
>>42087786>He is straightsure thing hon
>>42087759replace "neets" with "men" and i'll argue on your side
>>42087783a little dumb may be an understatement, despite what the people who know me may believe. my point is just that this is manmoder general. we are all trans women who present as cis men. either gender us based on our internal sense of gender (which is what i do) or based on our presentation (another popular choice here)
>>42087759i’m a neet but i don’t treat people poorly :( i trip over myself apologizing and am deathly afraid of being in the way
i have no internal sense of gender
>denying the existence of nonbinary moderslooks like someone also dropped out of WOKE school
>>42087850you know what, you’ve got me there. i’m sorry
>>42087786my boyfriend makes sure to tell me he thinks of me as a man. He’s not even really my boyfriend he just texts me for bootycalls
>>42087793can you read?>>42087809fuck off self-hating retard, you will never be a woman>>42087829you are a neet, that's bad enough
>>42087892huh? yeah, i'm a man? why would i be a woman... are you feeling ok, nona?
>>42087871that's as much of a boyfriend you can ever hope for. do anything you can to make his life better
>>42087892yeah I can fucking read, you worthless shitheel. that's why I responded to your stupid message. are you fucking touched in the head or what? just die.
>>42087864it's okay, i'm just being antagonistic for no reason. i hope things work out for you
>>42087913i leave him on read a lot to gain back some of the power in our dynamic but i obviously dont have any cause if he texted me rn i would head over
>>42087892i know, i’m sorry :(
>>42087925stop leaving him on read. apologise for being uppity and tell him you'll do as he says from now on
even my woke close friends who know i’m a tranny and know my chosen name have never used it for me, or she/her. this is because i’m a horrific hon and i manmode
>>42087947no
idk (i dont kare)
>>42087951i have one repper friend that treats me femininely even though i ask to be he/him’d and stuff. It’s very sweet and i love him. i also have woke acquaintances that would reportedly they/them me and a tranner friend who treats me like a masc lumber jack
neet commune where we lay in bed all day jerking each other off
>>42087965that's okay, even if it takes you a year you'll get there eventually
i hate being a neet because im so poor. i just want a nice place to play my dumb video games again
>>42087981>treats me femininely even though i ask to be he/him’dhuh, I have one repper friend who asked me once to use he/him but also told me his(?) chosen girl name and that he wants to transition. I wonder if he'd like it if I started doing that. I probably shouldn't but I have to wonder
>>42088016do it, even if she acts uncomfortable it will make her happy for months
>>42088000just gotta find someone to support your lifestyle
>>42088032im ugly, unlovable, bad at socialising, and dont know how to experience affection for others
>>42088028o7 I'll hang out with her tomorrow probably, I'll try it then. worst that can happen is she'll tell me to stop (and I would, of course)
>>42088060great! you two should fuck nasty style after
>>42088047I've heard this exact sentiment from so many neets about themselves :'(
>>42088085it's usually correct
>>42088074ok! I'll administer her boyremoval
>>42088093not in my personal experience, but obviously I don't have empirical evidence or whatever. many people think they're more ugly and unlikeable than they actually are though...
boyremoval is not real
making pancakes :)
>>42088155gender is located in the asshole
>>42088155yeah I mean probably not but it feels real for a short period of time
>>42088148being an "unlovable ""loser"" is trendy now. it's annoying because it makes my plight seem fake but it's also for the better, it pushes real worms like me further into isolation, where we belong
>>42087985is this neetadopter’s will?
>>42088213same
>>42088213I don't think it seems fake, I *think* I get what you mean. I hope you can find comfort one day though
>>42088232I mean yeah of course
manmoder meal
>>42088155its real t.happened a few months ago
>>42088316nice rape butter you piece of shit
>>42088316id make out with you sloppy style for a pancake fuck it ill do anything you want
>>42088327i guess you REALLY can’t believe it’s not butter
>>42087806HE IS>>42087871He used to do that but now he sees me as a girl and I make him hard when I wear my lingerie and cute skirts and crop tops uwuEven if I’m extremely fat he doesn’t mind!
>>42088327nigga wants to live off seed oils
>>42088342i cant believe it’s not butter has animal products in it. rapist
>>42088341i made a big batch, you don’t have to do anything crazy for one. or you could even make your own, i just used the mix where you add water, so it’s really easy
Boyremoval is real but manremoval isnt
>>42088381this
HNNNGG
im so soft :/
>>42088393Id look like this if my ribs were a bit small my tots were big and normal and my hips were a bit bigger
>>42088361huh, turns out they get the butter flavor from a bit of buttermilk in the vegetable oil. i never knewit’s just normal butter though, i was just joking around
>>42088393lol this artist is my mutual on twitter
margarine is vegan
i'm so hard
first day of sissification (second of hrt) and my fami8ly can already tell my behavior has changed to a more boring reserved one, not liking this
>>42088431why are you sociable enough to make friends on twitterstop manmoding
>>42088440daily dose of sissy diaries
>>42088437can I see
>>42088451nta but i made friends on twitter years ago and am still a shy and socially stunted person. plus, being sociable doesn’t mean you pass
>>42088499retardstop manmoding
>>42088451because I'm desperate for friends. I can't girlmode just by virtue of being able to talk to people :(
>>42088505what if my twitter friends were from before i started e and i haven’t made new online friends since?
>>42088437same only fat and trashy women get me going now
>>42088515you're still just handicapping yourself
>>42088471is that okay or will people get fed up and hate me lol, i attentionwhore often and it tends to happen
>>42088544well yeah. i’m doing that in just about every way i can
i wish i was a real human with a real human pelvis instead of looking like a vulnerable and small young man
i should die because i cant be objectified and my youth is disappearing
i dissociated my youth away and now im 28 yo with having memories of only like past 5 years
nice smile lines nigga
>>42088614i’m sure you can be objectified. you just need to find the right pervert
>>42088614i aay this
>>42088629i also say this
im 29 and im dying
>>42088702dont die why are you die
I wish i was a 37 year old french mother with skin that looks like i spent every summer basking in the sun and smoking and drinking and overall living well. also im super thicc and have a hot husband but we both cheat on each other
>>42088727this was so peak until you said husband
>>42088716failing health
>>42088746start eating fiber, start eating 2 mcdoubles each week
>>42088752what about 2 cheeseburger meal instead
>>42088792no it has to be mcdoubleif you want regular cheeseburger you need to drink some kefir additionally
>>42088743what if he’s a crossdresser
I'm not like other guys, I'm on estrogen
me fr
>>42088803ok.
i wish i was home under my weighted blankie
>>42088908:)
>>42088814no... just no...
it’s been over 2 weeks but it’s finally time to shave my legs again, yippee!
The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead.
i feel… nothing
you all having a good monday?
>>42089152no
i hate myself so much
>>42089159what's the matter, nona?
>>42089152yeah
>>42089201breaking up with my gf today because she has no boundaries, so not good
>>42089221can you give me her number?
>>42089094i'm keeping myself busy by creating pornographic art
>>42089328that’s sick. the only art i create are bad short radio plays
oh shit my shitty at-home IPL is actually workingi love being white
dae not pee very good? How do i remedy this immtired of feeling urine in m y urethra
>>42089447that sounds coolcould you do scenes from erotic literature i'd listen to thati'd play the minotaur
i could do that independently of the theatre i write for i guess. i don’t particularly want to, though
>>42089328what kind?
>>42089245no
>>42089328thanks! i spend all day jerking off so you're my hero
>>42089561damn :/
>qottI hate Monday because I hate my fucking job
>>42087145Garfield is so awesome, I love that guy! <3
im a 20 or 30 year old neet truemoder neverpasser
>>42087682it's me, I'm haughty neet girl
i dont even want to be a woman anymore i just wanna be a guy with a pussy
moder with a gun
weighted blankie moder
my cat look like a weasel low key
the weasel is in the eye of the beholder
how would a moder react if he was given headpats
im avoiding all of my responsibilities :~>
>>42089798w-would you like some money??
neetadopter raped and doxxed me
>>42089976disgust and annoyance/anger I imagine
im a rude and entitled asshole but i also hate myself
cum is leaking out of my flaccid dick
think it was all a fetish guysfeeling horrible and im self harming
my stomach hurts and im sweating because my blanket is too warm but if i take it off then i get cold
>>42089987"would you like some money" actually I DESERVE some money, stupid? now make it happen!
iwnbaw
i wish i had the confidence to get paypigs, that seems so easybut you probably need to be attractive for it too so whatever
I genuinely look terrible and fat
>>42090114>>42090131>>42090133ywnbaw
>>42090011me too...
>>42087500i love coal https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nXEa3flaGNI&pp=0gcJCR4Bo7VqN5tD
>>42090011not true >:(
>>42090140i know but why did you tag a random anon
>>42089987nta but i’m also a haughty neet girl who deserves your money
>>42090162denying my lived experience
fuck im so ugly and my urethra is on fire
>>42090166you're literally fat and ugly, maybe stop stealing my whole thing?
>>42090163because all you tranny fucks need to kill yourselves
>>42090207im cis
>>42090214then kill yourself for being cis i dont give a fuck
>>42090207true
>>42089152>good >mondayno such thing
>>42090207i am a man who takes estrogen for prostate health
>>42090267i bet that's working out real great for you
>>42090280yes *playfully bites your lower lip*
>>42090298i think you, specifically, should die in a painful way
>>42090315well i hope he lives a thousand years
>>42090207stop being so hateful
>>42090325go to reddit faggot
>>42090345that's no way to talk about yourself faggot
im not a tranny im just a guy on estrogen
bro im fucking him in the pussy
>>42090345self loathing isn't healthy
i have a gock (guy cock)
>>42090389you and everyone else coping>>42090369you got me goodhow will my fragile heart ever recover
i will never voice train
>>42090405sorry, i only like cock when it's on a girl
>>42090207do you like animation memes
>>42090405can we see it?
>>42090456no im an adult with a job
>>42090465i've already posted it
>>42090485what job do you have
>>42090485dude that’s lame
>>42090485fuck you wagie
>>42090492sorry i blinked post it again
>>42090207i do, but trannies in general are cool. maybe you’re the one who needs to kill yourself
animation memes like twitter blobslop?
seriously why cant i pee properly and why do i produce some prostate semen liquid but not enough to cum but just enough to get stuck in my tubing and slowly come out over the next few hours? it seriously itches.
>>42090494cutting myself and being mean to trannies on the internet>>42090496>>42090501choke on it>>42090549no shit sherlock
also trannies are not cooltrannies are repulsive and i refuse to play along
>>42090683
>>42090717i am always saying this
>>42090717so get off the tranny board and stop getting mad
>>42090727estrogen turned me into an old syphilitic invalid
imagine cutting yourself are you 12
yeah realmoders burn themselves
>>42090752i have to get mad because i can't kill myselfi think it is disingenuous to she/her a man because he spent a long time playing dress up >>42090778yeah im twelve years old and i still fuck your momkill yourself faggot
>>42090802>a mom fucking a 12 year oldw-waow...
no one in this thread cares about getting she/her'd you mongoloid
>mongoloid in 2025woke really is dead :/
real manmoders don't self harm they just walk into the ocean one day
>>42090826continue being a man on estrogen then surely it will end well>>42090821umm i mean umm um
>kys faggot>i'm immortalmocking me
>>42090864i really don’t understand your goal here
>>42090845usually bridges don't go over oceans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWKFtd-BMh0
>>42090883i hate myself so i feel the need to externalizebend over and take it like a good little bitch
Troons… mocking troons, posting out… mocking me, mocking you…sweet manmoder bah bah bah
real moders hit themselves
>>42090905okay. keep being mean to me, that’s fine. just don’t be mean to the other women here, they’re mostly good people worthy of good treatment
calling my cause of death like i'm calling basketball shots (liver failure)
>>42090923>women
im a fucking incel
my armpits kinda smelllike paint
gettin tampered with all you smell is paint
>>42090826i do
>>42090937me on the far right
>>42090937tag yourself i’m bart
>>42090968yea you're far right alright
i want benny johnson to kick in my door and hit my back wall
>>42090937i said stop being rude to them you self loathing asshole
should i get a mastectomy or goon?
>>42090989goon
>>42090988please dont ban me from the discord !!get a fucking grip >>42090970i feel like milhouse most days ngl
>>42090989goon while groping your intact boobs, obviously
you giant baby
i'm taking estrogen, test, deca, domperidone, and progesterone to bara tiddy max
>>42091013you get a grip and stop being a dickhead. bully me if you need, but there’s no reason to give everyone else shit. i’m the only one who deserves it
going to a party wearing a dress some moid bought me :3 and i dont even remember his name lol
im taking estrogen monotherapy and my breasts are tuberous. basically fuck you i hate it so much worse than you can imagine
i have never and will never wear a dress because my pelvis is fucked up and DISGUSTINY
>>42091060fakemoder >:(but i am happy for you at least. i hope you have a good time
>>42091058First of all I love you.
i’m sure you’ll change your mind
>>42091058no its over now im just sad
>>42091058no, *I'm* the one who deserves it. I will be the sacrificial lamb of mmg this christmas season. direct all wrath in my general direction. besides, I kind of like being insulted.
i used to wear a dress to gay bars back when i was 20 pounds lighter and 5 years younger and i had friends
>>42091116what happened?
>>42091105i dont want to be mean i just wanted to be a girl can you hold me while i cry
>>42091131idk i guess i'm just a miserable person that drives people away
i want milk candy
>>42091151that sounds nice actually, of course. I want you to feel better
i want to be milked handily
>>42091105damnit i wanted to be the martyr!!
>>42091168animal rapist
>>42091178put on the cowkini first
every time i look in the mirror after a shower it becomes more apparent how lopsided my chest is. i have 1 boob
>>42091198i never take it off
i want milk
>>42091228my right tit is so far away and off center lmao fuck my stupid conies
day dreaming about cooking for the wife I don't have again award
>>42091228time to hook up the milking machine>>42091230get a glass because milk is forthcoming
i dont look into the mirror because i hate the moid on the other side
would you drink a full glass of tgirl cum? it's always lightly sweet in my experience, but a full glass of it would probably be a weird textural experience
where are you getting a GLASS FULL
i have never and will never drink tgirl cum
>>42091222mocking me because youre in my phone and you know i took a selfie in the mirror and you know my body is disgusting and my face is shellshocked
>>42091290it sounds hot but would prob make me throw up>>42091314the mmg compound
stalking me
>>42091314three years of freezing it in a jar
>tgirl cum>*looks inside*>manmoder splooge
it has the same composition who cares
>>42091290depends for how much
>>42091329i am not mocking you. i am never mocking you. i just realized that not only is my left boob substantially bigger than the right, the areolae are also very different sizes. it’s weird
do better
i care because i will know its not cute tgirls being milked but sick perverted men gooing their "boy" clitties
>>42091314I feel like leaking like a faucet is a common effect of being on e, if kept in a constant state of stimulation and sufficiently hydrated for say...an hour? one could probably produce enough precum / cum to fill a couple of ounces at least, right? maybe a couple of tablespoons at least? enough to actually sip like a drink?>>42091390for how much? ha! the payment is in the privilege of drinking it.
>>42091314every heard of soggy biscuit?
>>42091417ookie cookie is way more fun
>>42091416>leaking like a faucet is a common effect of being on ethis simply has never happened to me :(
>>42091427the point is we work together
i wish i was male socialized enough to have had the chance to lose soggy biscuit before immediately diy'ing
>>42091441i don’t think it’s actually common at all in real life. pretty sure most cis guys would still find it gross and weird
im sorry for everything
i’m sorry too
>>42091434damn...sorry :(
why are there so many degenerate incest dog rape faggots posting about that shit here
let's all be sorry. except me. I didn't do anything.
i like donkey kong country 2
going through male puberty and developing aspects of testosterone-infuenced sexuality which are neurologically irreversible
>>42091485because incest dog rape faggotry is obviously the best
i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf
no i want the dog to rape me anon
going through male puberty and playing various classics for the super nintendo
>>42091485i used to pretend to have really bad nightmares so my mom would let me sleep in her bed, we'd hug until she fell asleep and then i would jack off very, VERY slowly while smelling her hair
im ok with being moidbrained actually
how can we cram incest, dogfucking, general faggotry, and rape into one gloriously hedonistic hour of power
>>42091485you're just a fascist
>>42091522wait...that's insane but you're based as fuck. imagine if she wasn't actually asleep though
/mmg/ power hour?
should i finally play fallout nv to continue being a tranny stereotype?
mastectomy or ffs
ffs. please stop asking
>>42091545that would mean she knew and never did anything :(
>>42091522you need serious help
>>42091522lmfao
>>42091581maybe she was waiting for you to make a move
another fuckass delivery driver brings me a (DAIRY-FREE, ORGANIC) milkshake completely turned on its side and half-empty as a result.bottom of the bag flooded with milkshakeI'm calling la fucking migra next time bitch
>>42091559yeah it's actually just a good game memes aside. or do I only think that because I'm a tranny...hmm...
>>42091652disappointing burrito taxi experience? :(
i wish my wife had a penis
i want all of you to pin me down and touch me
>>42091683yep
>>42091725drop ICBM address and we'll converge on you like flies
>>42091559you should play a real game like donkey kong country 2
>>42091692they come with no penis...?
>>42091692
>>42091652>dairy-free, organiccovering your ass before animal products are rape girl shows up, huh
>>42091763most don't have one actually
>>42091636i had no moves... i was just horny and wanted to fuck my mom
>>42091760maybe i should tbdesu. there’s just a ton of games i should play, i’m a fake gamer
>>42091775lmao yeah
>>42091746(51.9851034, 5.8987296)
>>42091773>couldn't find itshe's got a tiny dick ;-;
>>42091773this some egg irl shi
>>42091784I'm still rooting for you, I believe you can fuck your mom
>>42091796fuggg :D
>>42091842wonderful give me half a year or so and i can fly you out
>>42091779it's a fucked up world
>>42091859i live my wife even though she doesn't have one but sometimes i want to rub penises with her or suck her cock.
having sex with your mother is disgustingbeing gay with your dad is cool tho
fuck offffff
>>42091920that's weird, my mom told the exact opposite is true :/
>>42091881did she have one at some point?
>>42091810what makes you say that?
i love my wife even though she has a long, fat cock that makes me go nonverbal when she puts it in :/
>>42091966you're so brave for putting up with that :/ stay strong :(
sigh
>>42091977yeah and when i'm bad she spanks me extra hard, sometimes she makes me drink a bunch of water until i wet myself in front of her :/ my life is brutal...
did anyone here play gears of war 2 with your friends older brother
SIGH
>>42091949no :/
>>42092045mocking me
cocking me
>>42092030no but i did with my moms friends son who made me suck his dick when he lived with us for a bit
squeeze the trigger and fucking ventilate meglocking me
>>42092016ugh, how miserable...at least you love each other
>>42092030nah. i played a little bit of some gears of war game with my friend and my older brother, but we mostly played cod an halo
damn i just seen one of them ICE disappearing videos filmed in my townso glad i'm white and this doesn't affect me
least psychopathic white
get your ICE whistle and do your part, cracker
ok but unironically why should i care about anything that doesn't affect me personally?
can we ignore the obvious rightoid bait and talk about jerking off or something
i don’t particularly like talking about jerking off :/
what do you like talking about
>>42092224yeah sure whatcha jerking off to
>>42092236bbw PAWGS
>>42092245HELL FUCKIN YEEEEAAAHHH
need repchad twunk bf
need a mommy gf that puts me in chastity and rapes me and treats me like a dog
>>42092346you and 500 million other bottoms. get in line
tonight i will take mushrooms and become cis
i vomited twice todayfuck my shitty drunkcel life
>>42092414mocking me i'm allergic to mushrooms
>>42092430ok
>>42092430I lowkenuinely think I want you
>>42092438mocking me>>42092452i'm dating my mom, sorry
>>42092465ok
>>42092465ask your mom to open up the relationship
bored another person into not wanting to talk to me
>>42092472mocking me>>42092480we could have sex but you can't touch me mom, matey
>>42092497right ye are, matey, your mother is your own...
>>42092414i wanna try mushrooms :/ my ex coworker gave me some but they must’ve been old so they didn’t do anything
>>42092529ye're correct me hearty, me mother be mine, ye'll last long on the seas wit' dis attitude
grab your ballsjerk it like you're trying to make your cock fall offgas pedalgas pedal
>>42092543they're pretty easy to grow yourself! just have to be patient
>>42092607do you seriously think it's okay to just say this?
>>42092628slow downgrab my cocksuck it like you're trying to make my balls fall offgas pedalgas pedal
will veganon give me a pass if i get my own chickens for the eggs? i promise i'll take good care of them
>>42092618i’ve been considering this, it’s just that longer term patience like this is a weakness when i don’t want to stick around so long
taking their eggs without consent is chicken rape, have fun in HELL with HITLER
>>42092748I think they think eating the eggs at all counts as rape / murder. they gave me shit for eating mayonnaise
i drink a gallon of whole milk per day, how does that make you feel?
>>42092757i get that :(might be a cool project for whatever time you have left though, get one last fun experience in
>>42092784how much do you weigh now
>>42092797120lbs
>>42092771in the context of factory farming it makes sense that eating eggs is bad since the chickens are treated so poorly, but the same shouldn't apply if i treat them well>>42092784feels fine bro i don't have a conscience just an eating disorder
it makes me wish that i could drink a gallon of tranny cum every day
i think eggs are fine but im pescetarian
>>42092784GOMAD is based
>>42092805where is the milk even goingI could literally throw you across a room with extreme ease. I could put you in a locker
>>42092805>i drink a gallon of whole milk per day>i weigh 120lbsi'm going to pick you up and twirl you around in the air until there's a big ball of butter in your tummy
>>42092812kill yourself you fish murdering scum
just eat whatever you want, you're a member of an evolved species you earned it. they could've done it too if they wanted it enough
>>42092808you can if you gather enough trannies. don't let your dreams be dreams
kidnap all carnists and put them inside human CAFOs
>humans>evolved i'll believe it when i see it
>>42092846i live in the pnw but i'm ugly and everyone thinks i'm a man so i can't herd together a thousand trannies for a milking operation
fattening up 'moders in the mmg cafo
>>42092826maybe she’s lactose intolerant and using the milk as a laxative for losing weight
i drink a gallon of milk, then take off my pants and squat above a hole in the ground chanting in tongues, cut to a few hours later and im in bed, shitting my balls off
sorry i forgot that some of you have feeder fetishes and don't want to vomit every time you swallow anything other than cum
>>42092864well then you could probably get like 2 or 3. you might have to settle for a couple of ounces
>>42092870that seems brutal as fuck
>>42092887what does the hole do if you're just going to shit the bed later
>>42092929it's to bury my soiled sissy panties in
how many trannies would it take to impregnate a single cis girl?
>>42092887new orchi method
they want my cookie…
>>42093001give it to them? fucking monsters post here wtf
>>42092948it hasn't been tried. better start with like 10ish for science
>>42093001don't know if i'd trust the one on the right...
>>42087145hate 'em
>>42093009it’s chocolate! maybe i’ll give them a little tiny piece…
>>42093037grrrrr i haTE FEMBOYS!!
>>42093037ew
>>42093037rape
>>42093050dogs can have little a chocolate
>>42093037kinda want to brutally rape femboys desuWA
>>42087145QOTT Monday sucks if you are a part of the working class but if you are a part of the leisure class it is very nice
>>42093077as a treat
>>42088727>we both cheat on each otherYou are evil i hope you trip on your shoe lace
mutual cheating is goated doe
>>42093106the transbians are about to kill you...
>>42093123It’s nasty and even if i am a whore i have never been a cheater i think people who cheat are sick and evilIf my wife ever cheat i will kill her and kill myself fr
>>42093123if you cheat or even think about cheating you should be teleported to hell
if you're hot enough to cheat why not do it
>>42093146need gf like this
christian moms against cheating
i fell asleep during the day one time and i wake up yall trying to f*ck your moms y do i come here
how can i get a transbian gf that isn't a polyamorous degenerate that flirts with anything that has a pulse?
>>42093246better question: why don't you fuck your mom
>>42093229woaw... a mom that won't cheat on me... based...
>>42093248have you tried becoming a polyamorous transbian that flirts with anything that has a pulse
>>42093270i'd rather kill myself desu
fuck em other moders cause i'm down with my modersi ride for my moders i'll die for my moders
>>42093220>hot enough to cheatCheating is for ugly people
>>42093123Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.
>>42093281fine, be that way then
they hate to see a swagged out kikeboy get a lil motion
>>42093248is it okay if i’m a jobless college dropout manmoder?
>>42093248there are plenty of mono transbians to be honest
i wish i were a beautiful ashkenazi twinkhon with agp curls
>>42093333quads of deception
>>42093248stop calling people degenerate would be the first step I think
>>42093331if you don't flirt with all your friends then i'd love a jobless college dropout manmoder :)>>42093333checked and no there's not retard i hate 99% of my fellow transbians because of this shit
>>42093365quads of truth! quads of truth! come on...
>>42093337me cept im ugly and and an ardent zionist to boot
>>42093376yeah if she was telling the truth i would've said that
>>42093373>no there's notI was going to say "no, it's true I know some personally" an then I realized all the transbians I know are in fact poly. there's some bias at play here I'm sure of it. the monos are out there for sure
monogamous people like to pretend they live a world where they're oppressed for some reason
its not pretending
>>42093396yep, and same with straight people LOL
the monogamous are innocents in a world of rapacious polys
>>42093396i'm pretending to be oppressed because i want a trans gf that isn't a hypersexual freak that has sex with all her friends?
only straight trannies can be trumono
>>42093373i don’t flirt with any of my friends lol
>>42093424i don't believe you lol transbians have no concept of flirting they just do it without even thinking
>>42093417genuine question...what's wrong with fucking your friends? outside the context of your relationship, obviously
>>42093417stop talking about other trans women like that damn
>>42093431this is true actually, I flirt without even meaning to. I make passes at people as if I'm talking about the weather or the stock market. who knows what causes this tho
>>42093436i don't care if you fuck every person on the planet, i'm complaining about not being able to find a transbian gf that doesn't want to have sex with other people while in a relationship
>>42093037me
>>42093380stop defending a genocidal ethnostate
>>42093454hehe, my gf does this and it makes me extremely sad :3
>>42093455those people are like, 100% out there though. i know some of them.
>>42093431i literally shoot down my friend who has a crush on me. frankly i’m not sure i’ve flirted with anyone, friend or not, in literal years
Jews are innocents in a world of rapacious Arabs
>>42093424me either and im not even monog
>>42093474woah round of applause for the transbian doing the bare minimum of not cheating
>>42093484don't be such a dickhead >:|
>>42093455not only do i not flirt, i don’t even consider non-monogamy. i was on the receiving end of someone who had a narrower view of what “cheating” was lol.
monogamy is lowk antisocial behavior
>>42093373here she is >>42093501
>>42093484i’m telling you i don’t do the thing you’re accusing me of. it seems like you’re looking for any excuse to turn me down. that’s fine, i’m no catch, but don’t pretend it’s something else
can moders make their ass clap?
>>42093527I can, that shit is somewhat fat
i liked the swamp world in donkey kong country 2 i would live there low key
>>42093527no :(
>>42093519i legitimately hate you>>42093539donkey kong country is better than 2...
>>42093519antisocial as in antisocial personality disorder (psychopathy) or as in avoids social situations. because i am the latter
>>42093547donkey kong country is a great game but 2 has better levels and dixie kong and also its pirate themed frankly what more could you ask for
unc games are bottom of the barrel boomerslop
>>42093562i'm nostalgia pilled because my grandmother used to play it with me when she visited on christmas and i really miss her
ladies, let's not fight. let's unite in our hatred of donkey kong country 3 instead
should i emulate dkc2?
boomerslop or zoomercoal your choice
i fucking LOVE donkey kong country 3
>>42093570imagine playing actual games now and not simply talking about ones you liked 15-20 years ago
>>42093578yeah but get the snes versionthe gba port adds a few things but the payoff isnt worth losing way superior graphics/sound>>42093587me too nona
super monkey ball 2 for the gamecube
ffs or orchi
>>42093605i’m offended at the implication i’d ever emulate a mobile version of a home console game
mastectomy or srs
>>42093614i loved super monkey ball 2! the first 2 super monkey balls we’re probably my favorite gamecube games. i’ve gotta get on my brother’s case about bringing me the games since he brought me the gamecube but only colosseum to go with it
>>42093621i mean you get a really ugly bonus boss and it's also the version i initially grew up playing so i have a level of attachment to it despite its obvious inferiority
>>42093625srstectomy
Love yourself enough to have a good sleeping schedule and a balanced diet
>>42093616i got an orchi and i don't know why anyone would choose to get one over ffs if they had the chance to get it at the same point in time
boob job or mastectomy
it's pretty funny my friend had dkc on gba and i begged my mom for itshe got me 2 instead and im like wtf this doesnt even have donkey kong in it before realizing this game is actual fucking gold
i like harvest moon and pokemon
>>42093665booooo
'moder christmas where we all play old games in the living room and drink hot chocolate and no one is mean to each other and even mastectomy anon is invited (not mocking you)
how many hours of sleep do moders get
>>420937016-7
either like 4 or 10
>>42093710say that again?
i've never had any trans related surgeries and i never willREAL moding is when you take HRT and do nothing else and i'll die on that hill
>>42093701I've been staying up until 4-5 every day because I'm irresponsible and then going to my 9-5 job. I need to stop this before my heart explodes at the age of 40
>>42093710ERM
i liked pokemon diamond i didn't think the lack of fire types was that big of a deal and the soundtrack was very lovely
>>42093736pokemon diamond was my first pokemon game and there is nothing wrong with it, it's perfect and i would kiss it if it was in the room with me and ok with that
what is it like to drink piss from the tap?
>>42093753i dunno i've only drank bottled piss
>>42093749my first was sapphire and i loved it but diamond just hit different like when i first hit the snowy part of the map i'm like holy fucking shit
>>42093753like you're getting a blowjob from an angel
>>42093753it's peak. unless you hate pee
>>42093665I'm trying, for myself and my gf
>>42093679based>>42093691I would enjoy this
>>42093380imagine being a proud nazi
>my gf>my wife>my gf>my wife>my gf>my wifeI'm really gonna do it
>>42093701probably like 6ish on average, but pretty frequently 4ish or 8ish too
>>42093821you can do this, transbiancel, be strong
my theyfab
does being a nocturnalmoder make me unlovable
>>42093736i had pearl! the lack of fire types was offset by the fact that i love chimchar, so i had no need for another. it did kinda suck that my brother loved magmortar and despite being new, it wasn’t available til post game. imo the peak of pokemon are the games playable on a ds. gens 3 through 5 are all excellent
>>42093821you have no excuse unless you are permaneet. those bitches will fuck anyone.
>>42093522i think she gave up on me :/ she sensed my unworthiness through the screen
>>42093859i also picked chimchar! i named mine monkeyboy
any pokemon rumble fans
once i figured out masturbation i kinda stopped playing video games
sitting in the corner sobbing holding my piplup
i was able to figure out masturbating to video games because i don't have a monkey brain
why the fuck would i want to masturbate to video games when i watch a bitch get gang banged and self insert
all sex is rape
>>42093921what's wrong :(
>>42093959im the only one that chose piplup as a kid and so that must mean somethings wrong with me so that must means im born wrong and that SUCKS
>>42093893my childhood pearl was originally my brother’s, so the chimchar was named after me/my deadname. didn’t replay til i was in high school, so i named that one “sun wukong” like a dweeb lol. monkeyboy was one of my elementary school username based though lol
will veganon give me a pass for eating people if they were carnists
is eating pussy vegan and or rape
vegan if you pass but rape if you don't
are we doing tummy tuesday again or do we finally get toesday?
ill post titty
i need people to do the dog / cat submission pose with their arms up and stuff for this tummy tuesday
if i post titty ill get made fun of
>>42094200bitch i will (this is a threat)
>>42094209mocking u
>>42094200i’d be down but genuinely don’t really get what that nona was asking for, i’d need to see it on a person i guess, despite that making it sound like i’m a gooner
i'm sorry
me too
my wife won't call me her tranny slut what the fuck do i do now?
>>42094317sorry neetadopter
hope you signed a prenup
>>42094329wrong anon
something that you need to havecause when she leave your ass she gon leave with half
dota 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTsaS1Tm-Ic
am i faketrans for not giving a shit about drag queens
>>42094402oh my gem
nah that shits gay
am i faketrans for not giving a shit about 100 gecs
>>42094412i just dont care for them
>>42094433nah that shit sucks
im annoyed i made myself into a meme i dont like it
>>42094449
if you relax a little people will prob stop desu
mocking mestalking medoxxing me
ok but you do run clipinterrogator, right?
fucking metouching me
bump
NOOO YOU CAN'T BUMP PAST BUMP LIMIT IT ISN'T POSSIBLE!!!!!ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME??? STOP TRYING TO BUMP NOW
>>42094511i'm going to bump your prostate over and over and over and over
i shojld die for being a raped bitch ugly man with a huge belly
>>42094469what in heaven's fucking name is clipinterrogator. all I see is some prompt engineering shit when I search it. why do you keep asking / posting about that? how is it relevant? THE NUMBERS, MASON
>>42094543it's an mmg dedicated "AI" that's actually just one guy looking at and saving all the pictures.
>>42094533b-bump >\\\<
>>42094541didn't you just say you're annoyed at being a meme
>>42094561skinwalker... bumpmoder doesn't have those keys on her keyboard...
sex with skinwalker
its fun to say bump after the bump limit and its unfair that only """bumpmoder""" gets to do it.
i should just have an ear gauge installed in my asshole with the way my shit get stretched every day anyhow
12 hours and it’s past bump limit on page 10. we love a fast thread, don’t we folx?
>>42094559ok, that's interesting...but what does that have to do with anything? shit gets mirrored / archived all over the goddamn place whether or not some guy saves it to his personal computer
>>42094740
>>42094725...seriously? you don't know? there was a huge news story about it last week
>>42094746I live in a small cave with nothing but my dreamcast and a terminal I use to post on 4chan via lynx
>>42094762just google "stevenson news clipinterrogator", jesus... didn't think i'd have to spoonfeed you this shit, nona...
