super monkey ball editionqott: did you play gamecube? what were your favorite games for it?prev - >>42272953
>>42282745animal crossing, windwaker, mario kart double dash, super mario sunshine
>>42282745yeah i played mario party
>>42282757so sad my wind waker got disc rot before i could finish it. i’ve gotta get it on emulator at some point
>>42282766disc rot? do i need to go check on my game cube stuff?
>>42282745yea metroid prime, re0, wind waker
>>42282774probably not? i never got it on any of my other games. just one day there was a black spot that no internet recommended cleaning would help and it stopped working. i blame game stop
https://youtu.be/MhfUJuV93a8?si=_UX1b79DHsX_be1O
>>42282766wind waker so goated
>>42282850i originally got it because i played toon link on brawl lol
got it right the first time awardsecond guest myself awardlost my one chance at love award
>second guest
>>42283017sorry i'm severely mentally challenged
snacking on some protein orbs
gonna have some meatloaf because i haven’t eaten in 12 hours and could use the calories to fight off my illness
i've been reemployed by the same regional cabal i was fired from multiple times in 2020 because they forgor
wtf is going on
id like to know too
someone post some tunes
they’ll get called coal :(
id never call someones tune post coal
yeah pls dont post any moremy night is bad enough as it is
>>42283333I'll hype you up queen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjhSvCMszqs
>>42283378bangerrrrr
i'm happy!hope you're happy too!
i'm not ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q6ouwkV4bY
>>42282745impact frames are a forced meme>qottbilly hatcher
im going to call you an ugly word now
pooper
>>42283468it’s just because the normal version of this gif i downloaded is too big to be posted on 4chan
getting chills :(
>>42283551come here
corny but would work on me
instead i just threw on a flannel shirt
cute
gn
gn!
HEY LOOKY YONDER TELLY ME WHAT YOU SEE SAILING TO THE SHORE OF CARACAS THERE GO HANDSOME JOHNNYWITH A M7 IN HE HANDSAILIN' TO THE VENEZUELAN WARAND IT'S A LONG LONG ROAD
>>42283633cute enough to start attention whoring with unsees
today i held my phone up under my face and looked at myself from below. the rest was a blur
why would you do this
>>42282745REmake and animal crossing fr frhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLX6reRrD88
because im a retard that needs motivation to kms?
self harm, i’m guessing
>>42283801sure unless you are talking about me
>>42283843i was talking about myself but don’t plan to actually do it
>>42283858oh
>>42283871sorry. it’s just guaranteed to make someone feel shitty. either i get told i’m a fakemoder and the other posters feel bad, or i get told i’m an ugly & moided truemoder and i feel bad. no winning. there’s even the third outcome where the response is mixed and we all feel terrible
"dont transition if you can't pass without hrt" I want to be a women so im not really cis. the thoughts didn't go away. they came back .
yet another diary entry done. at least it’s something to feel productive
>>42283270https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_MAbWQBBSo
i'm sweating and crying and shovelling poop into my mouth right now
well I'm giggling and smiling and eating some delightfully crispy toast with a light poop spread on it
that's awesome nona
remembered my facebook repper friend :( she decided to transition way before me but I kept repping waiting for my depression to go way like a retard. last time I saw her was 6 years ago and she was getting married
should i jerk it or go to sleep
go cum girl
you really should jerk it
Questioning whether i'm actually a troon or just a man with 0 confidence or if one is just caused by the other.Sigh.
let's cut our penises in a religious ritual
>>42284330do it
subtly asking the boymoder brigade for permission to cum so i can jerk off to the permission itself
everyone is always allowed to cum
WRONG the best part is being told you can't cum the first few times you ask
I'm so bored :c
i havent brushed my teeth in three days
tfw no ameriklan gf with annoying british accent
is it over
>>42285309you have 2,976 more images you can save before your file names roll over
>>42285309not me youre not me youre not me . im the only iposter in the 7000s
eating ice cream at 9am
>>42285475are (You) sure about that?
>>42285739this makes no sense as vriska is a tranny
>>42285755idk i saw it on twitter and save it because i thought it was funny. never read home stuck
>>42285755she also did nothing wrong
>>42285788she did a few things wrong. like making the comic bad and sucking
if i could suck my own dick i wouldnt have trooned
insightful stuff
Just bumping in to say that i fucking love the gamecube and especially colosseum>pic rel
>>42286125this made my cry. i just wanted to share myself with you. i was vulnerable. you had my heart in your hands and you squeezed. i loved you. i loved you so much and you destroyed me
>>42286185I'm sorry, can please we work this out? I can't lose you
>>42286200it's too late. if i took you back everyone would just see how weak i really am. you have a blackened heart but i loved it like it was bright red
>>42286093you still woulda
>>42286246Thanks
how long until theres nothing left at all
couple days, maybe
im not gay enough to be a tranny i should repped
gewd morning
gay morning
I'm a bi lesbian
gmhow are the vibes
bye lesbians
vibes are good + friday vibe buff
>>42287128rancid as always
you're laughingICE shot our two worst posters and you're laughing
je suis tren de aragua
trans de aragua sau ceva de genul
>>42287128we chilling hbu
>>42287128the vibes are fucked
>>42286335https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXqOF9TqGRc&list=PL653A35DA94ADE5C2&index=6
vibes are a little off but theres potential for improvement
vibe are deteriorating at an exponential rate
>>42287333reverse course NOW
>>42287333it has never been more over
both my cs accounts are on competitive cooldown idk what im going to do today
my boner is slow to arrive and quick to leave
>>42287373tf yall doing
dota 2
>>42287389im just 1 person
i know what can save the vibes, let's all play league together for 12 hours straight
we play deadlock now boomer
>>42287437>leagueI'd sooner kms
honestly would
>>422874241 person is all it takes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfdN2pukhTIis my tune coal
>>42287442will you play with me if i use a controller
>>42287495no
>>42287442is the electric guys till dominating meta
>>42287488its not coal i love it
>>42287488this is chud music
>>42287488it sounds kinda like gay zoomer music but I like it
>>42287522is it really
would you guys still fw me if i was a retarded loser with a corrosive personality?
my song of the dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l39UrDhnuUY
here this is my contribution to the chud playlisthttps://youtu.be/0y-t0f2j91M
>>42287581can two retarded losers with corrosive personalities be friends or is it doomed to fail
>>42287609i think we'd end up hating one another :/
good morning to everyone with normal hands
>>42287589i cant do this for eight minutes im sorry
>>42287617okay, sorry :/ i'll go back to my corner...
>>42287646no im sorry i should have kept that to myself and at least attempted before shooting the idea down :(
>>42287639what makes a hand normal
>>422876685 digits
>>42287584
>>42287661no it's probably for the best i'm just an unfriendable rizzless chud anyway :/ and i'm ugly
>>42287639rent free
vent free because i'm not sus
>>42287640its so good ugh
717 just vented
drinking myself to death award
>>42287589I feel more intelligent now
>>42287128bad. i’m very sick
>>42287753praying for you to make a speedful recovery
>>42287719ok ur right im sorry
today is friday and i didnt cry all week so i get to order a pizza :D
>>42287809fatty
>>42287745wait that cant be right>>42287781lol
>>42287831...and that's a good thing!
stole my dog from the living room so now he has to lay with me in bed
how fat is too fat
>>42287945probably when you start getting health issues from it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov5pvboEi8k
>>42287902he did not want to lay with me. back to the living room he goes :(
>>42287831i dont get to order pizza anymore
>>42287977how does it feel to get rejected by a dog as a white woman
>>42287957isn't just being fat a health issue?
>>42287996if being fat is a health issue then my ass and thighs are as good as dead
do i come across as desperate and needy
very
not at all :)
>>42288033can I get an example of something you did that makes you think you come across that way
why am I so lonely
im pretty lonely too i guess thats what happens when you remove yourself from society for over ten years
>>42288070are you mad at me for asking sorry i didnt mean to upset you if youre not mad at me you can let me know but theres no rush ill be around all day
>>42288199why is this 99% of you
>>42288199you sound like my mother
>>42287437this would fix me or finally push me to suicide
>>42287994i fear i may never recover
>>42288281should we try
>>42288199she was probably just asking because we’re all anonymous so we can’t know which other replies are from you, so it’s hard to say if you come across that way. this reply does seem pretty desperate and needy though
the truth is no one actually wants a desperate needy gf
i know im desperate and need but i cant change that aspect of myself
>>42288300tempting but i'm too afraid of interacting with anyone here on discord
I like trannies and I hate cis women.
i like estrogenized men and i hate trannies and cis women
i don’t hate cis women at all
i like cis women because i like free use
>>42288444Hiii.Not estrogenized yet.Pondering whether i'm should. I think i'll try therapy first to see whether i'm just a low functioning sociopath who latched onto trannysim to build personality or smth.
i wish cis women would freely use me
>>42288481shut the fuck up and take your pills already
why do you insist on talking to the mud beneath your boot
i think i just like talking
>>42288199ok let's be friends I promise not to use you to fulfill my need for clingy people-pleasers
ok cis women make good friends but also, cis women make terrible coworkers. I'd rather put my trust in a random tranny that a random cissie>>42288481inject the estrogen bitch boy
sometimes I look at prom dresses on FB marketplace and cry.
>>42288466bbbbased
>>42288534you are a parasite
>>42288481why are you posting the thoughts from my brain
you little fish bitches see the fakest ass plastic worm right in front of ur fish face and are just like ok sure im going to bite that
what’s everyone’s smash mains?
Do you think that one unmedicated for 6+ years out of the closet tranny i've mentioned will peg and kiss me if i take e or is that a far stretch. Also will that be gay
>>42288605lucas
>>42288656i’m a ness main! we can pk fire each other!!
>>42288605the only fighting game i've played is tekken 3
>>42288605sheik
>>42288605game & watch because i'm a faggot
>>42288605marth>>42288699i hate you people
>>42288699the only game & watch main i know is straight i think
Question. What do you do if you want to take care of fat brows and manmode? I dont want to get rude comments but my brows are really fat and mighty and try to link into a unibrow often. How would a man groom them to make it look less aggressive and not get called gay for it.I dont mean like the skeletal brow or w/e just the hair outline above your eye.
game&watch is actually malebrained if you're older than 25 and faggy if you're younger than that
>>42288756You can get a basic waxing and it won't be that noticeable
>>42288771I see i see. Thank you.I'm not pursuing hrt rn(i know its annoying) bc its a big and important step so i want to self improve super hard and see if dysphoria persists. I've given myself half a year. After that i'm hitting up an informed consent clinic and then getting on troonpills. I also plan to go hard at the gym before then bc i struggle to open fucking plastic bottles of water at moidstrenght so i absolutely can not tank my t as i am now kek.It really is a big step so i need to consider it from every angle.Sorry if thats annoying i'm just a very neurotic and cautious guy.
>>42288766he’s like 23 or 24 i think, he’s just autistic
>>42288849so if they're 25?
anyone want to rob a bank with me?got to upgrade my ram
yea whoever suggested league of legends i hate you why did i log back on this piece of shit
>>42288911I have 64GB ram but im too tired to install my 30cm lenght GPU(5cm longer than my peanits) bc i'd have to buy a new PSU as well.Glad i bought it before the drumpf price raise. Cismoid with an unboxed 5070ti.
>>42288981sorry :(
my friend instituted a bunch of obstacles to make it incredibly difficult to use league because it’s so addictive to him. reset the password and have the code sent to an email he doesn’t have the password to and shit like that
cismoid reminds me of vieo
>>42289023Who's that?
cismoid reminds me of literal human shit smeared on the ground
>>42289010no im sorry. i dont actually hate you. i hate myself
cismoid reminds me of myself
>>42288998i have 64gb ram in my really old laptop but only 32gb in my current machine :(tragic
>>42289041the one that shouldn't be mentioned
I can feel my nails growing right now lowkenuinely
>>42288605original - link, samusmelee - ganon, mewtwobrawl - sonicultimate - idk lol mii swordsman
>>42289041>>42289086know that by mentioning this i have endangered manmodergen greatly
vieo is an inspiration
>>42289208i never played 64, and only played a bit of melee where i got my teeth kicked in every time, butbrawl: pit, toon link4: young linkultimate: ness, k rool
is there anything at all that makes they dysphoria better? I've been on estrogen for a few years and it's only gotten worse. I'm tired.
>>42289377I stand in the mirror every day and delude myself into thinking I'm hot, you could try that
>playing video lames
>>42289377have you feminizedavoid giving the manmoder bullshitlike actually have you
i often feel unhappy. most often at times when i remember im ugly and i will never be sexually fulfilled because i got raped once and now my hips are small and my shoulders are kind of robust despite being small in absolute terms and my ribcage is also rather rotund
>>42289413a little I guess. I still just look like a skinny guy with weird tits and long hair.>>42289404I'm not hot tho. when I look into the mirror and my chest pines and I get tears in my eyes.
>>42289437think the delude part was the point
>>42289135my toenails stopped growing like 4 years ago:(
>>42289459is this a secret effect of HRT because I feel like I only have clip my toenails once per year
>>42289298he's a nuisance and should be harassed by copsand i do mean harassed and not shot...
>>42289472idklost a toenail from walking to much, and that shit doesn't want to grow back
Fuck my stupid retarded raped twink life i cant even be upset without some retard saying im a cute guy
>>42289437it's like roxy from fnaf I literally stand in front of the mirror and say insane shit to hype myself up and do like finger guns and wink at myself until I really believe it. in the beginning I had to do it through tears but I still did it
>>42289489oh damn that only happens to like real hardcore walkers and runners right? you must be pretty fit at least
>>42289494hii.... i think u soo cute! :D :3<3 <3>>42289506i'm not actually, just naturally strong as an ox and just as stubbornwhich is a bad thing for a trans woman wannabe
>>42289495maybe I'm being a little bitch but I don't wanna have to lie to myself and push my feelings away and pretend to be happy with my body for the rest of forever. I want to be able to look at myself and genuinely not feel awful about it. I don't even care about passing or looking fem or whatever anymore, I just don't want to feel disgusting.
>>42289539this is exactly how i feel about the fake confidence strategy
>>42289489same>>4228950642in hips I'm fat asf
>>42289557omgat least you got hips
>>42289539i cant see a way of feeling like this without having 90% of the bones in my body surgically modified
>>42289437>a little I guesshow are your levels, whats your e/aa type dosage and administration route, have you tried dutasteride or progesterone, have you weight cycled at all, are you overweight/prediabetic, whats your age and do you exercise
>>42289539idk what to tell you then. fake it till you make it is a real thing that works of course, but obviously not for everyone all the time. sorry, I don't mean to be flippant about it of course
>>42289557damn you're thick af what's your waist measurement though
>>42289583lia is just here to scrape and sell truemoder info and this is proof btw
>>4228960638.9in i think burger imperial system is weird + i got fatter for some reason
>>42289621ill cut you in on a % if you counteragitate and help me build my dataset
>>42289635you can use metric if you're so inclined, you know
>>42289649okay nvm based I'm in, /MoneyMakersGeneral/
>>42289583levels are good and have been relatively high for the better part of 2 years. e pills dissolved under tongue with oral Spiro. I've been on progesterone for the better part of 6 months as well with no real difference. unfortunately I've been underweight my whole life due to depression and being poor. I'm almost 21 and I started at 18. I do not exercise but I walk most places. I am a weed smoker and I've picked up vaping again over the last few months.
My suicide is glooming closeri cant wait!!ill stop being alone finally..
the amount of people who come in here and say stupid shit like "oh I'm 19 and I've been on estrogen for 6 months, is it all over for me should I blow the top of my head off with a shotgun now?" is too much. it's just too much
>18bros... i can't endure any more of this...
im 42 and have never injected once. youre welcome happy friday
>>42289764take your HRT, retard
it can always be worse
>>42289583nta but>how are your levelsno idea, haven’t ever gotten a blood test>whats your e/aa type dosage and administration route7mg estradiol valerate, injected every 5 days>have you tried dutasteride or progesteroneno, probably gonna try prog soon-ish i think >have you weight cycled at allnot much, i’ve hovered around the 170-180 pound range for a year. i want to gain a bit over the winter and lose a good bit one spring and summer, but i don’t actually seem to vary my calorie intake much in practice >are you overweight/prediabeticvery slightly overweight by bmi, i’m 5’11 and like 183 pounds, which is just past 25 i think >whats your ageturning 24 in 2 weeks>do you exercisenot really, i’m pretty damn sedentary. it’s sort of on purpose right now, i figure i don’t have to eat as much extra to gain weight if i’m not exercising and thus expending extra calories
>>42289764have you taken e a different way or are you just a repper?
im wearing the hoodie he gave me while looking at asian bbwslife is good
>>42289825the only hoodie i ever got from a partner was too short in the arms because i’m a giant moid award
>>42289825share asian bbws
>>42289709>levels are goodthis is insufficient for troubleshootingsorry i dont mean to be a cunt about it but numbers mean we can actually help>spiropossibly time to change AA or try monotherapy, spiro is a partial estrogen blocker annoyingly>underweighthuge part of fem appearance is subcutaneous fat layer being thickier than masc, so it can be big helpful to be at a healthy weight, dont need to be fat tho>smoking budnot a problem, esp if it helps you eat
>>42289769im literally doing this for your benefit >>42289820never and yes or im lying or im not
>>42289850>for your benefitLOLshut the fuck up and take your HRT NOW
>>42289848that was from my last blood test about 6 months ago. I want to switch to injectors and monotherapy but I'm afraid of needles and asking my endo. I don't really have a solution to the weight problem I can really only afford enough food to get by.
>>42289841all mine
>>42289684glad to have you onboard welcome to the team>>42289805>ntai always read this as 'not the asshole' lmao>no ideayou gotta do this its extremely important to know your levels, every day that you dont know your free estrogen/shbg/testosterone/dht/prolactin levels is a day you are potentially wasting feminization>turning 24early happy birfday>sedentaryyou should do air squats once in the morning, and once at night, until you feel out of breaththats bare minimum to get your blood circulatingrember that when you're doing depot injection that your hormones are *not* emitting from a highly circulated organ, it's in your flub, you need to move your blood around to keep it distributed >>42289903was this taken at peak or trough, relative to when you took your pills that day, and do you take your pills all at once or split morning and evening
>>42289936I take 4mg e and 50mg Spiro in the morning and at night and 100mg of prog at night as well. the test was probably taken about mid day bc the lab is a few hrs drive from me.
13 years on hrt and never girlmoded, are you jealous of me 8)
>>42289841I gotchu https://www.instagram.com/p/DQwk9Y1j8gm/
>>42289956ok so this was taken at peak got itnext blood draw you should ask them to include DHT & SHBG to understand how much of your estrogen level is bound versus freefree estrogen feminizes, bound estrogen does nothing for referenceyour testosterone level isnt high, but it's high enough that it could be contributing to elevated DHT which would stunt feminization imo you could ask about getting a different blocker, i was taking 200mg spiro daily and my testosterone was nuked, but i got severe brainfog from iti prefer bica currently but gold standard is orchi, runner up is the fancy one they give ppl in euroland gnrh or whatever>>42289972wear the dress or be punished
>>42290022Would baldibg meds like dutasteride/finasteride work? They do targetted DHT removal basically.
everyone in this thread has about a year left to live btw
what's gonna happen o_o
>>42290046Light Yagami-moder
>>42290022ok I'll ask about it thanks for the advice.
>>42289936wanna send me $200 to get a blood test then?
i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf
here it fucking comes
>>42290056haha i love that feller
>>42290003GOODNESS
>>42289764hi?are you genuinely braindead and a 4channer ||but i repeat myself||?
>>42290144i don’t much care for light yagami. he’s kind of a youth republican type
leaving the shower to poop. it lets my conditioner sit longer at least
>>42290099nta but i might if i wanted to, already sent more cash to stupid whores i fucking hate already loland the whores almost always get wet and want to send "hot" pics as compensationlet's be serious why would i want to see sick diseased ugly men on hormones? i'm like zero libido, dick is like <0.5" hard and idcfuck you're all pathetic scum and deserving of death... or if someone takes over the world i mean that means they're destined not to be an ugly agp sissy in pink
mad cause ur dick is small huh
>0.5 hardnvm i understand the anger
>>42290220why are you so mad?
>>42290245bc her dick is half a fucking inch long
>>42290245did you not read the post? her cock is micro
the hoodie smells like us now or at least i pretend it does since our pheromones mixed
texas grim reaper mogs me
>fuck, you're all pathetic and deserving of death...
>>42290287literally me
>>42290099no im saving for ffs i get the struggle but if there's a path to affording it seriously dont fuck around, i wasted the first full year of my transition to inadequately controlled test levels>>42290040yes duta would block DHT but if you can measure your levels its also valuable to know whether or not DHT is actually an issue for yousome people its totally controlled just from estrogen, other people need both a blocker and duta
>>42290022I was lying for attention :3
>>42290172no im smarrt i can force myself to feminize with my brain cuz its sodmart :)
>>42290366you and everyone else here get in line
>>42290144
poop or pee for breakfast?
I'm about to have a little bit of a friday burgersesh
>>42290435could always mix 'em...but I say go for the poop
i had a bag of pretzels for dinner yesterday
sometimes i pop a boner just to agp out for a minute or two and pretend im happyhon
>>42290470I can't get a boner for some reason just in the last two days
just scheduled a beard trim
>>42290485time to put on the cage
>>42290509I'm a top but I guess this is like the tranny equivalent of carcinization or whatever...fmsbl
>>42290529>top>cant get hardmake it make sense
>>42290380this is pretty much the plot
>>42290538it's been 2 fucking days dipshit lol
yo your mom just sent me a ripping hot nude. thank you anon. I'm rock fucking hard agaaaaaaaaaain
>>42290544have you tried watching jav
should i exist today
>>42290539if only
>>42290560I haven't but you bet your fucking ass I will tonight friday night fun baby WOOHOO
>>42290561you're doing great so far
>>42290571WOOHOO friday night jav time!!
>>42290561whats the longest you've gone without existing
>>42290561no
>>42290220><0.5" hardThis happens to you on hrt? Oof.Surely anon is just messing around
i wonder how flatdickmoder is
yooo flatdickmoder bless us with an unsee on this fabulous friday?
flatdick friday
I did not care for flatdickmoder
gtfo
she insists upon herself
full frontal friday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5NpD-uW1mE
frumpy friday
coal friday
>>42290584ok it worked false alarm everyone
>>42290700coal every day
>>42290692woah banger alert plus their logo rocks
>>42290710well, share with the class
>>42282745Wait is this for FTMs or MTFs?
>>42290380giwtwm
>>42290736trans women. begone zoomzoom
>>42290736this is brapaholics anonymous pls take a seat
>>42290736mtfs who take hrt but still present and live as men with masculine pronounsif you're not that you're a fakemoder
>>42290730BBAN-564!!!
>>42290736I hate men
>>42290781yo me too
Should i still troon if i dont understand women at all and dont feel like one. Just dont feel male(idk).Idk i think it might be a creepy thing to do. Incel loser retard doesnt get any so he turns into a girl to molest himself.Eeeeh....Would it have been any different if i were a socialite playboy? I just dont know.I have a sister and i'm nothing like her for example.Should i actually talk with a therapist about it? I'm starting it soon so might as well.
>>42290781misandry moder general
>>42290787wanna makeout about it >_<
>>42290781I hate myself.
me when the straggots in here are saying they hate men bc their boyfriend pissed them off or something
but sometimes i feel weird calling myself a lesbian because i’m functionally a man
same shit every single day with you bitches let's play cards
let's play league
whats your summoner name i call support
let's play 104 card pickup
>i call supportbig surprise
>>42290873Can i play toplane
supercell id?
i feel so filthy when the moid replies to me
>>42290868sure. egyptian rat screw? poker? go fish? spit?
>>42290949uno please :)
id rather be tortured to death than play league
let's play pin the tail on the moder
>>42290949i only know how to play go fish and war :)
>>42290965i play it as a form of self harm
>>42290960i’d be so down. i think i literally have an uno deck in my bedside table lmao
>>42290949blackjack, for money
wearing my "good moid" shirt to the lesbian bar tn so they know im not a creep
>>42290996hit me
>>42291022>she doesn't knowit's 2026, only pooners go to lesbian bars
hit me
>>42291053>>42291022lesbian bars still exist?
>>42290994its the best game ever, truly
all bars are lesbian bars with the right outlook
going to the lesbian bar but leaving because they don’t have fire exits
>>42291063yes? where tf do you live
>>42291098in your walls
>>42291063oh its not really a lesbian bar i just call it that because its the closest one to the rock climbing gym
Ok but why am I pear shaped
>>42291141ok that's funny
we’re all very funny here on mmg
not true, there's maybe 2 funny people here
>>42291212am I one of them? be honest
>>42291222nah
>>42291212am i ever funny? I feel like im really the worst
>>42291222ask again tomorrow>>42291226my reply is no
why dont nobody love me i got raped and now everybody’s leaving me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-uyCxU6LwA
yeah the standup was ok but she kept talking about getting raped??
Im 26, i look androgynous, i move and talk and dress like a man, every couple of days i jerk off to pictures of a guy i ghosted, i have nobody and nothing, i dont even like women that much or want to be one of them
does anyone's hands ever smell like girl frenulum
>>42291290>every couple of days i jerk off to pictures of a guy i ghostedwhy did you ghost him
>>42291281FEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTT
>>42291300jerked off to him irl
>>42291304dont let them distract you from the beautiful song
>>42291300i cant be bothered to maintain a connection
>37 viewsi tip my hat to the conductor
>>42291290goals
>>42291323the fucked up thing is i look like a reallly hot twink and i have a nice male face but i want ffs even though i dont know if ir’ll make me pass and if it wont make me pass i think i’d rather get a mastectomy or nothing at all. wwyd?
>>42291290hawt
>>42291354im kinda like you and i wanna get a mastectomy
I wish i was a hot twink.Also having second thoughts about trooning out. Do i even want it? I've questioned it before and went naaah and then here i am now pondering again.I'll just give myself like half a year to figure it out and then i'm picking what to do.It's fucking stressful and there isn't much in the way of concrete advice. It really is what you decide in the end. Doesnt help that i'm ugly so even if i troon out i'll be just an ugly man on female sex hormones so what's even the point.
>>42291385stfu and inject the estrogen faggot
>>42290830I genuinely hate men howeverbeit
>>42291400ok based
>>42291319that one wasn’t me
>>42291393Ok but only if you call me a good boy after.
>>42291418ok
>>42291426!Sweet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0N9s3PMVFQ
so anyways whats everybody doing tonight
jerking off repeatedly
still sick :(
>>42291465Being pear shaped
im about to go for a walk hopefully no elk sounds this time
tfw no landian gf>>42291465reminding myself how much I hate this world
>>42291465Drinking and thinking(bad combo). And also reading shortform horror.>>42291499There's elk in the forest near where i live and i've met them a couple of times. Pretty near creatures.
>>42291497same and i just ate cake with custard fucking delicious>>42291513tell us about your hates but do it in fancy prose!>>42291514should be smoking and stroking cismoidbe better
>>42291514have you ever stumbled across a moose
>>42291465drinking pepsi thinkin about reading my big nixon book (i wont)
had some of the only fulfilling sex ive had in my life last night
i have never had sex and odds are i never will
>>42291532Oh fuck no.I was thinking more like a deer. I hear Moose just Kills You until you die. Apparently they're super evil but not around this time of year.I would cry and piss myself if i ever even saw one. I think they're like twice as big as a horse.>>42291522I don't wanna be public about my semen spilling but i did do that tonight also. I dont smoke but i want to get on nicotine pills bc they are antiparasitic and non-addictive. Apparently also make you less likely to get tits on hrt which in a theoretical world for me would be a bonus.
I also drank less than usual. I want to quit fully for looksmaxxing purposes. I think i still booze rarer than normies but even 1 drop of booze is too much.Idk how psychotic is that but i started downloading pics of ugly people and setting them up in the background to remind myself to like brush teeth, warsh my face, spray minoxidil on my scalp.
i only have enjoyable sex in january
>>42291562>Moose just Kills You until you dielmao yea they are HUGE. only time i've seen one i was luckily in the car
>>42290777the fact that most actors and directors on bibian are comphet bi will never not be funny to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTPAA3OFIxM
>>42291597This is moidbrained but imagine being a protohuman and killing one of those snd feeding ur tribe for like 2 years just from the fat alone .Also i've seen videos where they TOPPLE cars.Genuinely a bit scarier than like a tiger or a cougar to me.
whats better for a bi lesbian manmoder cis gf or passoid gf?
>>42291677Cis bf.
>>42291677bi lesbian manmoder 4 bi lesbian manmoder yuri
>>42291677what about an extremely ugly tranny who will do everything you tell her to because she's desperate and has no other options... asking for a friend
faggot
>>42291562baka typical man
lia stop replying. starve the cismoid of attention
>>42291709send a vocaroo
if no one ever responds to him again he'll just drop the trip and force us to read his garbage
i wouldnt say that im jealous but i want to wear your skin and go all the places you have been and trade our closets to fit in
why am i such a masochist bro like that's so embarrassing
>>42291721Going to sleep now
nice>>42291721i do what i want heh>>42291772nite cm tuck your liver in
>>42291823did you ever find a good staff
>>42291823You're SO nice.Habe fun with your diablo ma'am. Gn
it's put stuff in my butt night
but that's where poop comes from
>>42291677boymoder
>>42291930i get rid of the poop beforehand
i haven’t put stuff in my butt since before hrt, real or silicon
>>42291831not endgame good yet i just have a rare but its alright atm>>42291922gl anon
i sat on a soda bottle once and it went Up in there by total accident
>>42291997i don't need luck i need lube
>>42292010good lube nona
growing up i put sm weird shit in my butt nothing was safe. diy a dildo from the plunger bit of a smoothie maker i stole, hairbrush handle, old vibrating tooth brush handle, literal golf club lmao wtf was wrong w me
omg nona
>>42292115bernie's coming fuck dont stop
ICE is going door-to-door to check for moders under your floorboards
>>42292185my mom would be convinced there’s no moders in her home, just her vaguely faggy long haired pathetic son
hiding my moders immediately
knotmoder gerneral
she needs knots to live
i dont really care for dog penis
mods
im still pissed nobody posted themselves getting knotted on new years
no one will ever actually post themself being knotted. you have to accept this
whats it mean to be knotted
rite of passage for white women
>>42292362oh the horror
it's when ouppy tops you
theres no such thing as an ouppy top
>>42292362thats when you get married!
i need a hole in my head
lia does your wife strap you?
i’ve got two clashing plaid prints on. how embarrassing
>>42292709nunya!
can i see
>>42292804sounds like a yes
P.S. i hate you
>>42292806see what? the strap?
>>42292853the clashing plaids im not a pervert
>>42292852why are you so filled with hate?
>>42292860
>>42292852nona, be honest. is it me you hate? I can take the truth.
>>42292977probably not. but i’m just a random third party, so who am i to say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U6qefKcOrg
>>42292977i doubt it!! and you got double 7s!!! ^-^
>>42293033and you got real dubs!
im filled with love
>>42293033YAY ^_^
i'm filled with hate, oops :p
next: >>42293064
all is full of love
