old >>42948079
>>42953005I’m straight but I bust out the gray sweatpants around my gay homie just to tease him. I am sure he thinks about it when he beats his faggot dick
when they mad af cause you told them they were the probelm.
>>42953005would
>>42953005Cute!
>when they don't know what the problem is so they talk about everything other than their own actions and behaviors as their narcissism inhibits their ability to reflect.they never listen. they never learn. they brag about having a 120iq, but they can't even comprehend what's on your mind if you write it down for them. literal illiteracy.
smol but hairy
>>42953005my dream in life is to come home to a man like this every day and bury my face in his bulge
other anons'll be like:you're autisticyou have aspergersno i just have a devouring mothering.
>>42953032small, hairy, bearded bottoms are the lifeblood of america
>>42953032cute
>>42953012straight men who do this should be beaten with a broom
I am appalled at the foot lover slander at the end of the previous thread.
>>42953037guess that's why america is dead
>>42953035I cured this by beating my mother to maintain male dominance in the household.
>>42953046foot fuckers are disgusting, deal with it
>>42953035Same here, bestie...
shy but horny people are the worst
>>42953057being into cute girl feet is understandable but how the fuck do you get a fetish for male feet?
>>42953012TRUE ADAM CHAD (accidentally leave some of your dirty shirts boxers and socks as well owo)
>>42953035Many such cases, as they say.
>>42953067They're kinky if you know what's right for them.
>>42953076i notice it amongst zoomers especially
>>42953068mate, i'm the foot fucker hater and even i know male feet are a million times more attractive than girl anything
>>42953032Smol but whole
>>42953068Ew no feet are gross but socks are hotFeet : socksUggos : dog masksYou get it now?
>>42953068they look sexy in socks and smell good
>>42953067>shy people are the worstyes
>>42953068Begone, straggot
>>42953068i am thirding men in socks being sexy
nigga u all shy cant even drop vocaroos or selfies BAKAAA
Shiz stood on the corner and shook her shitNow she finna give y'all another hitMm, and I just put my drink downMm-mm, aht-ahtM-M-M-M-Warsaw, darling, WarsawFuck—, fuck—[Verse 1: Shiz-itchy]Fuck that hold, fuck that enIt'sfuckthatho 'til thecondom slipWho thefuck y'all nons think run this shit?Miss shi / zer / black vaginaDesigner, Biedronka, Prada printSHE-THE-E, Ethiopia richBig Shiza, diva, Donda, Don Dada, Tokyo Honda driftUh, poles is tweakin', shiza's geekin'Neopuss poppin', Shizchii seasonNew thread gender, new vaginaPush back but I'm still gon' get thatLabel's quakin', hoes is pissedThey mistaken, I'm pole bitchWrist stay frozen, cue Troon-ojansLet's go, I'ma get, get, get, get
>>42953057you don't literally fuck their feet. you smell them as their feet are in the air missionary. when his legs are on your shoulders. it trains you pavlovianly to cum to the smell of feet as you're nutting in your bro's ass while his feet are in your face.
So the compulsive Shiza posting is just him talking about himself, right?
>>42953086try finger but whole
>>42953096Too many doxxers. I chatted with one on discord for a second and he immediately starting collecting info. No bueno.
This things are fricking addictive. Devil's sorcery!Or maybe I just finally found something that matches my cooking skill...
>>42953099ok foot fucker
>>42953068>being into cute girl feet is understandableIt isn't. Kill yourself.
>>42953067>>42953090why
>>42953096people someone will develop too big a crush and t then start logging everything you do
>>42953122why are you so mad? I’ve tried some foot stuff and it’s not really my thing but I can at least see the appeal. every woman has a hand fetish, why is feet where you draw the line
>>42953106Fatty up ahead
>>42953135I don't remember doxtrannys having a crush on Modesto
>>42953096I'm a solid 3/10 with fagcent sis. You can already imagine what I look and sound like.
>>42953149hi delta
>>42953149hot and sexy and manly despite being nerfed in face?
Hiii
>>42953104Hatred and love are effectively the same thing *sniffs pretentiously*
>>42953112I love ramen <3I bought some of different flavors because I like them so much
Reminder that methy left forever FOR REAL this time... again... and is definitely not here. So we should never bring him up ever again in case newtwinks learn his reputation first and we interrupt his only outlet for closeted pseudo sexual interaction.Correction:- His only FREE outlet for closeted pseudo sexual interaction.
>>42953160post hole
>>42953175Noooo
>>42953170Yeah but when you accuse every poster of being methy you lose a lot of your authority. Boy who cried wolf type deal.
>>42953179yessss
>>42953160Post ear
>>42953190Freak
>>42953179you literally came into the gay thread and you’re refusing to do gay things. think about that for a moment.
>>42953166I'm getting addicted to them. It's ridiculous. All I have to do is turn the hot water tap and boom, tasty lunch. Although I make two cuz they're tiny.
>Queen and King versus King with 30 seconds on the clock>I still blunder stalemateI quit chess. Tempted to rope rn.
>>42953149dont give up, skeleton
>>42953206Post shooting ropes first. Something to remember you by.
>>42953185Hello, methy.
>>42953170
tfw no bf to play footsies with
>>42953206gays need to just stick to what we’re good at (sucking cocks)
>- His only FREE outlet for closeted pseudo sexual interaction.me when low life actually retarded pseudointellectual biboomer is sititng here on a SUNDAY and spends time hating and stirring the pot because another low life drug den victim slayer broke him into believing he's being followed and that's one of the few topics that makes people interract with the said shady pines elderly care lonely patient while his tranny cancer squad like ****r and few others are doing their nails and don't even remember his or call him on birthdays>reddit spacing words words words words words
>>42953219She's melting from all the construction work and fats.
Sucking tick and clock
my boyfriend is kind of abusive but the thing is his balls taste really good. like really really good. I know I should leave but I’m scared that I’ll never find another ballsack like his
>>42953217
> words words words words words
>>42953226
>>42953170your obsession with him is 10X worse than his presence on gigi
Top is an informal, often disapproving term for a person who is very lazy, untidy, or dirty in their personal habits or surroundings. It describes someone who does not clean up after themselves, is messy, or dresses sloppily. Key synonyms include sloven, lazybones, slouch, layabout, lounger, loafer, and couch potato.
>>42953239understandable. good balls are hard to find
it IS sunday
>>42953254
>>42953254nta but that's not true
>>42953257top is an informal term for my favorite type of bottom
I want to be conquered but nobody's even sieged my castle :(
Ignore seething trannys embrace Kittygaga
>>42953187Nooooo>>42953190Okie you can see it herehttps://litter.catbox.moe/bj8ako.jpg>>42953199I might be straight>>42953200Yes! It's like the perfect salty snack!
>>42953282I'm less of a castle and more of an abandoned Toys R Us.
Since methy *can't* leave, as I predicted, apparently the idea is that we believe he left so we stop mentioning him. That way believes he can slither around hoping some newtwink shows up that he can post at while he jacks his dick behind some plaza after hours. Literally. Because this is all he has.The problem of course is that he can't help baiting himself with his tantrums and replaying his larp, and constantly gets clocked.
>>42953282post drawbridge
>>42953288>I might be straightstfu and go to /mtfgen/ and stay there
odds next paydayevens stay and pay off debts
>>42953288Hmm... thank you for reminding me I can add even more salt lol
>>42953285Lady Gato
>>42953288>I might be straightyou've had too many things up your hole to pretend that is the case
>>42953301Oh gosh that's a lot of salt!
>>42953298This is funny enough I almost want to. I won't. But it's the closest you've ever gotten
>>42953288Stay off these thread bi troon please
>>42953305why not lady pussy?
>>42953300all i got left is 2600 to capitalone, 2800 at affirm, 1000 to klarna, and 400 to nordstrum. i was proud of paying off credit one with my taxes. that was 2k. llbean was 500. paid off an afterpay loan for 700.i know what you're thinking, anon-kun. why are you in debt? lost money gambling...
Slayer has had the biggest impact on cisgayge since the great lady shartek
had an outing with my mum today and it was night and day compared to my father visiting yesterday
>>42953329Who?
i just have weird views of money. easy come, easy go. smoke 'em if ya got 'em.
>>42953295You couldnt clock a gag if it finna in your tea
>>42953310lol you're right but I can play with some other seasonings. What I really need is some bullion, maybe some butter. I bet theres all sorts of stuff I can add.For noodles, I like Nissin better. But Maruchan is what I can restock quickly and easily.I used to get those giant "Souper Bowls" but they take up a lot of space.
>>42953332she topped you but he bottomed for you?
>>42953305Hahaha>>42953308Anyone can like the feeling of penetration! It's not sexual preference exclusive!!
After I receive inheritance I will have £120,000 in my account.
>>42953335Me but I also have 30k in cc debt
>Anyone can like the feeling of penetration! lol>It's not sexual preference exclusive!!lmao
>>42953341you're gonna become pretty marumaru if you're not careful m8
>>42953351Hey king. Looking for a first wife? I promise it'll be a fun ride all the way thru the divorce.
>>42953355troona spinning the thread like she one of them sistuhs of fate
>>42953341Oh that sounds like a good platform for experimentation! I would like to know what ramen recipes you create!
>>42953362I'm afraid I will be moving to an island with a population of less than 3,000. Not a joke.
>>42953355Lots of straight guys like it. It's not that weird
>>42953370I'm ok with that. Fyi I get accustomed to a certain level of lifestyle quickly and I'll expect you to take responsibility for that~
>>42953344no I didn't have sex with my mom wtf
>>42953385I'm going to sacrifice you in a stone circle.
>>42953381and all those straight guys fuck women too. somehow you only manage to fuck yourself in the ass multiple times a day. i'm sure that's not weird
>>42953351Im on prep
>>42953390>with my mom
>>42953390i had sex with your mom
I'll chase him round the Hayward Fault and round La Loma park and round the Redwood slums and round perdition's flames before I give him up. To the last I grapple with thee, from hell's heart I stab at thee, for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.
>>42953393Blow my back out and leave me with 80k and I'll let you do what you want
>>42953397AHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHFAGGASJ
>>42953366I was surprised when I learned how much people make with it, lots of elaborate recipes. Even more so when I found restaurants based on just ramen.People add eggs and all sorts of good stuff. I should probably look into all the recipes.>>42953361I wonder about that. I mean, I assume its a lot of carbs. More than I am used to, anyways.
I just want a man with nice feet.
>>42953428grapple at thee nutz, grampa
>>42953443what makes feet nice?
>>42953401Ah okay, marriage it is.
>>42953397I'm okay with not having sex with a woman>>42953442Yes! There are several restaurants around me that advertise it but I've never tried it. I do like the egg, haha
>I'm okay with not having sex with a womanreal straight behavior there
Its a lot easier to believe that Marina is straight than to believe gaygen isn't just angry incels. Its ironic that he has the better chance of finding an actual bf just by having some character and conversation skills while the rest of the thread is shit-flinging gaydeads on 4chan that peaked in high school, and apparently not by much. These are just facts.
>>42953480we know you're always sympathetic to troons cause you crave one yourself, boomboom. just carry on
>>42953465I'm afraid if I get too into it, I will end up ballooning up. Maybe the appeal of the restaurants is the ambience or something. I don't know that I would get into the diners but theres some amazing recipes. I think I will look at youtube for some now and share it, just to show everyone.
>>42953487its because he is one
I had another revelation about gaybrain yesterday listening to you yahoos. I can't tell if its gaybrain or gaygen brain though.But there is definitely a distinct mindset of terror. You universe seems built on fear. It occured to me when I realized that specifically gaygen seems convinced that gay sex only happens between gay people. Gaygen seems completely unaware of the ocean of gay sex that happens outside of gaydom. They cant seem to get their head around it. Which maybe explains the claustrophobic vibe I get from so many of you, like you are posting from inside a box, or some bubble universe, where you talk about gay dating like its some faraway planet or underground in 2026.The only way I can explain this and the constant references to apps is terror. And I can't tell if its gaybrain or just gaygen. People in the real world interact for spontaneous sex often and don't cling to labels so much or even discuss them. I don't notice that here.So I have to assume its some fear of interaction. Which would explain why gaygen thinks gay sex only occurs between card-carrying, flag waving gays.
need big daddy dick crushing my prostate
What do you guys buying Cezary for his birthday?
>>42953539When is it?
>>42953534mood
>>42953534what's your big?
>>42953449Clean nails, washed, athletic appearance, I like long toes.
>>42953569post an example please
>>42953532You say that but look at the threads by straight men on estrogen on this board who think it's genocide to deny them pap smears.
>>42953558over 5"
>>42953465Have you ever had sex with a guy Marina?
>>42953067I can't help it that I have horrid self esteem issues and a history of failure and rejectionI don't insert myself where I don't belong and if someone goes out of their way to interact with me I try not to offend them, otherwise I'm just not worth their time
>>42953609is your hole hairy?
>>42953539two red panda plushies
it's kinda crazy that every US president in the last 100 yrs is a war criminal
>>42953620Yeah but I don't like hair so I wish it wasn't
>>42953648even jimmy carter?
>>42953609relatable
>>42953574
>>42953648That come with the territory of being the biggest and strongest motherfucker in the room. Why care about the rules? The fuck is anyone else going to do about it?
>>42953673is having a sandal gap cute or ugly
>>42953651lame
>international law How very.
>>42953654east timor
>>42953673weird that his legs are so hairy but his feet aren't
Just had my T checked. It's 278ng/dlWhat do?
>>42953690what's a sandal gap
when's the last time you danced at a club?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCx6IQ-o4-U
>>42953709get some men to cum in your butt
>>42953480Isn't he like 40 and khhv alone?
>>42953690Cute
>>42953709ask google"To increase testosterone naturally, focus on lifting weights (specifically compound movements like squats/deadlifts), losing excess body fat, getting 7–9 hours of quality sleep, and reducing stress to lower cortisol. Eat a balanced diet rich in zinc and magnesium (e.g., eggs, nuts, leafy greens) and ensure adequate Vitamin D, ideally through morning sun exposure."
>>42953355I wish I could but it just feels uncomfortable the whole time even if mentally it seems like the hottest thing
>>42953580I don't see the connection.I think if people seriously believe everyone will attack them for flirting if they aren't wearing a badge that says GAY, then I can see why they are terrified. It's just not true though. You have to have some social skills, intuition, whatever you want to call it, and be able to read people.So if you don't have those things, then I guess I can see why people would be terrified of interacting with the general public, why they could not use gaydar. And now I have come to believe that would explain why they want open gay identity. Because they don't know how to cruise and read people without it.Its one of the reasons the "born gay"/gene theory is so maddening, because it stops people from thinking.I mean, I often harp on the math explaining itself, but its like gays on gaygen specifically go into denial silence. We know for a fact that there are many more self identified gay men than self identified bisexuals. Yet we also know that men who have had same sex experience, not even counting thoughts or just those who will admit it- outnumber both by 10-1.And yet gaygen seems to think straight men- or whatever you wish to call them- seriously have never had "gay thoughts' or gay experience.So it completely contradicts the gene idea, yet everyone likes to cling to it.I watched this theory in real time gain traction. I never would've believed people were so quick to abandon the concept of choice. If some men choose to act on attractions and some dont, then there is no need for any "gene" to explain any of it.Its like the trans thing. People use the term genes with sex the way they used to talk about demon possession. It makes no sense.Anyways...
>>42953717...8 years ago, now? Oh actually, I guess 3.
>>42953711it's when you have a gap between your big toe and the second toe >>42953725whew ok good
If I posted my feet itt I would probably get banned.
>>42953762post them with socks on
>>42953733i'm sorry mate. it helps if you have feelings for the person fucking you and if they go slow. it can be uncomfortable but it gets much better with practice
nothing is grosser than men with ugly feet
>>42953758gross>>42953762that's why you should post hole>>42953771>nothing is grosser than feet
>>42953758ya got me.i'm jealous. i wish my feet were so beautiful
what's the largest cock size you could take?
>>42953779i can take any cock
>>42953779everyone can take a fist with enough lube
>>42953779Well I am over 180kg and I have an awful diet and spend hours in the bathroom every day so maaaybe 3cm before it becomes agony?
>>42953799what do you mean you spend hours in the bathroom? I can't even imagine that? I spent maybe 15 minutes total in a bathroom a day, including showering, brushing teeth, skincare, etc.you are on the toilet for hours? you probably have cancer if that's the case
>>42953724He still is much more affable. I think he just lacks confidence because he doesn't have social access and experience. I don't think a lot of people here have a lot of confidence, but they mask it with edgy affect.I mean it just doesn't really make sense for a bunch of zoomers in 2026- in the west, no less- to be genuinely frustrated that they don't have dates, much more bfs.I guess it goes without saying that gays- especially gaygen- views gay sex a lot differently. To them, its part of some narrative and lore. To everyone outside the bubble, its just an occassional freaky hook up. Others dont stake their identity on it or insist on it or sex generally to be a constant routine. Just because guys will freak sometimes doesnt mean they dont also want a socially normal life. But it doesnt mean they will turn down a good time with the right guy either. For gays, especially gaygen, it has to fit into a bigger story.I think they also feel socially rejected, so they reject society back. They aren't interested in a normal social life. They seem to think you would have to suffer females to have one.Mostly, I think many feel lonely, adrift. They place a lot more emotion into it than most guys. So they have a bigger problem, but calling themselves gay and looking for Mr. Right helps explain it away. That sort of emotional wounding is often so big and encompassing that they dont even see it, or its source. So naturally they view male validation and intimacy in a much more intense way.Which also might explain why they tend to betray each other so much. If you take away the gay aspect, its a lot of very competitive, emotionally hyper sensitive men compared to others. So they cling to the people most likely to hurt them out of fear of normal men, and then end up being constant competition, somewhat like females.
>>42953743Thank God being Gay doesn't require pills, potions and all sorts of hormonal alchemy to attempt.
>>42953775ty anonthey're also useful, I can pick things up more easily plus it makes giving footjobs pretty easy>>42953839me if I was brown lol
party scene??
>>42953773Are you sure about this?
When you have two five-second farts back-to-back, you really begin to wonder just what the hell is going on in there.
Hello
>>42953779My own, a bit over 7in
>>42953743>Yet we also know that men who have had same sex experience, not even counting thoughts or just those who will admit it- outnumber both by 10-1.Sorry, where does it say that in the King James Bible?
>>42953812Nta but I take multiple hour showers because warm water durrrrrr :)))
>>42953487
>>42953480/gaygen/ on suicide watch xD
>>42953882you're playing with your hole aren't you
>>42953894Gotta clean it somehow
>>42953840k
>>42953849Well to me, trans are just exceptionally disturbed gays. Somehow the mental health "profession" has managed to convince people that there is some difference between a trans and a psychotic gay who believes they are literally a woman with girl-ghosts using genes to possess their brain.I have compassion for them, but I am not going to let a psychotic tell me what reality is. I hope the mental health profession burns to the ground for the damage they have done.And believe me, when the lawsuits start pouring in, as always, thats when they will claim it was all a big intellectual misunderstanding and blame it on lay people.
>>42953900What about transbians?
>>42953875I don't believe people often have dicks that big in their pants. Prove me wrong, I'm a visual learner.
>>42953913Correct, I am not wearing any pants
>>42953900Yeah but you're here where it's majority straight men claiming lesbianism.
>>42953873Hi guy! Hope you are well. Catch me up on your news if you have any or time.
>>42953925Hnnngggg..... big balls....
>>42953897clean it with a wash cloth not a dildo
>>42953937Calm down there buddy I'm not that hot
>>42953877No.https://www.amazon.com/Textbook-Homosexuality-Mental-Health-Robert/dp/1585624489Its about 30 years out of date by now though. So I imagine its much more. Unless you believe same sex has actually declined since then. Some of its peripheral but it has a lot of great tables and a lot of additions from great contributors of the time. Like Vivienne Cass. Some not so great, like Dean Hamer.
>>42953900>trans are just snowflake gaysthey are honestly just snowflake straights, actually
>>42953946big bulge BAC dom top
>>42953950but your balls might be, post em
>>4295377926cm was the biggest i had coukd orobably take bigger
>>42953909I don't actually know what that is. I learned that its more effective to dismiss lgbtqqiapd2s neologisms, because it tends to people just making up their own snowflake clubs. Its either a man or it isnt. It either participates in sodomy kink or doesnt. Some terms are useful for transient discussion but not much else. Much of it seems like deliberate claptrap to me. The trick is to get you talking in their terminology just to keep talking about it. It seems like mostly a female endeavor, compared to the previous era.
>>42953954I always though the term straight was a bit of a distraction, really. It doesn't really mean anything either besides an identity. It really doesnt say much about a person. Its just a statement or declaration, and people are forever bullshitting when it comes to sex.Keep in mind, "straight" is to imply orthodox morality. And we all know what a load of shit that is. Ffs, it was "straights" who mainstreamed porn, adultery and sodomy. People seem to forget that.
>>42953005Is that Bad Bunny
>>42953935I hope you are well too.My bf lives with me now. So happyHe is recovering from surgery. I have surgery soon too, and the chiropractor situation isn't solved yet.Anything is new with you? I hope too you have been well
>>42954002how racist are you
>>42953812you never just like doomscrool when you go to poop and then realize you've been sitting there for like an hour?
>cleans an hour after shit has been marinating on and encrusting his bootyholeholy shit no wonder some of yall stink
>>42954017This but I'm kinda bored masturbating on xitter
>>42954022
Saw a hot guy with stubble today scratch his nuts and sniff his fingers after
>>42954051thats hot
>>42954007>My bf lives with me now. So happyThats wonderful! I hope you have a lot of fun times ahead with each other. It takes work to stay attached and respectful of each other, it does. But that will be easy for you because you are already a great person.I did not know he needed surgery, or that you needed any. I hope you are ok! I wont ask why, since gaygen. But I hope you both recover soon.I don't actually know what the chiropractor situation is. I hope I don't sound like I am nagging about the epidural injections, specialized physical therapy and that Shroft (spelling?) method.Not much new for me, thank god. I am hoping for a peaceful spring and summer for a change. Every year there seems to be a fiasco, but I am always hopeful for peace.I discovered there is a wee fluffy cute racoon living in a nearby storm drain that pokes his little coony face out at me when I pass. I wanted to take a pic but he always "shrugs" at me and goes back in if I stay too long before I can get a pic.The place is running wild with skunks too that always crack me up, and cats. A few new bunnies too I think.Anyways, I hope your pain isnt too bad today.
>>42954022Why is it a thing for gay men they cross the legs but not straight guys? It's uncomfortable to cross. I never do it. I sit wide and proud>>42954051You do this? I do but at home. Smells so good
>>42954066What’s that gif from
My bf sniffs his finger after he plays with his belly button
my bf fists himself to the elbow then cleans his arm by repeatedly sticking it down his throat and pulling it back out
>>42954037whats with the faces
>>42953491Oh yes that's always a risk, especially if it tastes good! And I like the ambience of restaurants too. :) I'm sure some ramen enthusiasts would appreciate you sharing recipes.>>42953597No, I'm a virgin
>my bf fists himself to the elbowjust get someone else to do it at that point
>>42953931I use /b/ once in a blue moon to test images. It really is shocking how downhill its gone. It used to genuinely be random. Now its like just a giant goon board. Nothing but the perviest of straights. Just awful. Like a straight version of /hm/ maybe a lot worse. Horrible. I might feel better if I thought it was zoomer neets. But /b/ was always filling up with older perverts even long ago.Idk, sometimes I feel like a lot of the older boards are getting boomerized. Like /pol/. I haven't looked at /int/ in eons though. I don't know what a good board for quasi-normal boomers would be. /out/ maybe, idk.
>>42954066is that the guy from game of thrones sideshow?
>>42954126Peeeeeeg?! Dinner!?
>>42954115You mean you have never had sex. Men can't really be virgins. Thats something they made up in the 70s-80s. Besides, if you mean gay sex, thats not technically sex. Sex is vaginal with a female from a male, not straight sodomy either.I know what you mean though. I am just lecturing to give you something to think on, it would help understand other contradictions people have invented.Anyways, I would not fret over sex at all. I think you would benefit more from cuddling anyways, and lots of it. I don't want you to build sex up to be something more important than it is in your mind. By now, you might not even like it much, I don't know.Contrary to a lot of pervy memes, most people aren't constantly fixated on it, and that would be unhealthy anyways. I think you would benefit more from having a few good companions.Thats just my half baked opinion though. I don't actually know your situation just from posts.
>>42954126The king.I used to joke that my parents didn't realize that show was a comedy. Great sitcom writing. Golden age of Fox.
>>42954131i would but i don't have arms :/
>>42954068<3 to the first paragraph. Thank you very much.Sorry I can't say what are the surgeries. He is recovering very well despite the surgeon said it's the worst of this issue he ever seen and was a lot of work.The back relief methods you say, I will talk to my doctor when I see him next. He is going to scold me because my cholesterol levels very bad. But I have lost much weight and eat very well now. It is in my family so its inevitable. I don't want to take pills for it but he pushes.There is a confusing cluster fuck of "studies" on both sides of cholesterol science. Half say high cholesterol is extremely dangerous, do not take lightly, and the pills are a must. Other half say high cholesterol being bad is a scare tactic to get you on pills, and the pills fuck your brain (studies say can lead to dementia at worst). I taked the pills for a short time and was tremendous pain in my muscles and joints.Both sides make sense and much studies I read. Who do I believe? Anyway, I love the cute wildlife. Did I tell you one time I had a pet skunk?
>>42954126My mother use to get pissed off at my dad doing this. Idk why
>>42954188use your foot
Every 3 months I shear my head like a sheep and I hate it until it grows out again
>>42954115I looked up ramen recipe videos but I don't think I should link them. Theres a lot of good ideas but the videos all seem like loud people shouting for attention and I didn't want to put you through all that. But they are there if you ever want to look into it. The good ones are too long to expect you to sit through just for our banter.
>>42954201how often do you shave your hole
>>42954111Tiktok zoomies love that face
>>42954212Hole? Maybe once a year when it gets annoying. Balls/taint? Same timeline as the hair.
>>42954017no, to me a bathroom has never been an oasis for relaxation, bathrooms creep me out, i only use them when necessary
>>42954191Indeed, I hope you both get relief soon!My cholesterol is generally high also, surprising no one lol. It used to be worse. I take a statin for it now, usual boomer stuff. You are pretty sharp though, much sharper than me in many ways. So I think you will do well in your diets. You have a sense of proportion and self discipline that I myself abandoned, if I ever had it. I have the weird metabolism or I would be fat fat fat! lol. I don't want to live forever anyways. Saw too much of that in my family, people hanging around for ages. I mean, I get it. They came from a different time, and everyone wants to see a little more of life every day, even in the worst. But I don't want to spend the last decades of life sick all the time, so I would rather just do what I like and let the chips fall where they may, as they say.I know what you mean about those studies. They both have some credibility. I cant say I *feel* better on statins, thats for sure. I feel like a dummy taking them, to be honest. I don't think either study is wrong, just have different views. So to me, its just matter of picking your poison, I guess. At some point, I will probably stop taking them if they seem like they are prolonging suffering.>skunkNo, I did not know you had a pet skunk. I have seen videos of pet skunks and they look great. My interaction with wild skunks has always been very cheerful and friendly. They are just a joy to watch romping around, and they seem so carefree.
Twinks into chubby tops
I feel a toilet should be separate from a bathroom, why do we put them in the same room? if I was to design my own house, i'd never have a toilet in the same room I take a bath in..
i love soaking in the tub, smoking a cigarette and reading the news paper. the best morning activity.
>>42954281>statinI thought the boomer part was a joke
>>42954247wish i could see it
>>42954214my reaction to this information
>>42954307Nah no one can be this mentally ill at younger age, it's the rigid mind of a looney that forces this thing to spend days here and it can't even tell imagination from real life
>>42954271I am the opposite. To me its one of the most important rooms, a temple to relaxation. I am very particular about all of it, the lighting, the stonework, the space.However, I admit I might be a bit crazy about it. I have been like this my whole life about baths. Specifically, running water, light, air quality. It helps me think like nothing else does. So its sort of a place where I mentally expand. Its like my Cerebro. Well, that and the tub. The whirlpool is more just for spacing out when I got stoned regularly.I had some bud very recently but my tolerance is still high even after all this time. So I mostly just geeked out to vidya and movies. I refuse to use that budder stuff.
Accidentally used lean ground pork in my breakfast casserole. Life is torment
>>42954343I don't know man, I'm pretty mentally ill.
>>42954348*beats you fucking up breakfast*
>>42954360I would be an excellent battered housewife. Lil too mouthy tho ngl. It'd be a problem
>>42954307I do take a statin. High cholestoral, obviously. I don't actually know if it does anything. It was from my weed doctor so I was mostly just trying to be agreeable lol>>42954343Delicious rage. Keep venting, its amusing knowing you are utterly powerless, no matter how often you rush to chime in.I especially like how you are always here bitching that I am always here. You must be my most dedicated, passionate, repetitive hater.But you're still not getting your larp privileges back. Suffer, dicklet.
>>42954349At least you're not trying to make yourself a name on anonymous backdoored fingerboxing forum and are you're taking a whole screen for one reply per post including using an image to fail at being funny and relatable because mommy didn't love you back in antediluvian times and now at the thing's age it a problem too long and often ignored to be solved through therapy. You're not trying to police the said niche branch of said forum either.
>>42954307Drs will try to give you statens if you a teenager too if you have high cholesterol genetically like I do
>>42954379sigh, bottoms are a disappointment
wish someone was fingering my box
>>42954348cafe is breakfast, not fucking pig, pig
>>42954348Speaking of statins, I decided I am switching back to 80% beef patties. The 90% is leaner but just not as juicy. So I figure if I take the statins, I can get away with more cholesterol and have my juicy burgers lolSeriously, even for meat sauces, if I use anything besides the 80%, I just don't get the kick. I can drain grease but I cant add beef flavor. So I am sticking to fat burger.
>>42954391Rude!
>>42954386>trying to police>screams every time I postI can smell the meth from here, you sad little closeted wanker.The great mystery, how when methy was "here" his only ally was Pancakes and some basket case trip. Suddenly he's "gone" and has one anon always repeatedly speaking for him that showed up just as he "left" lol
>>42954411I cook ground beef until it's dry then cook it in Worchestershire sauce and it caramelized
Bottoms have value, right?
I have the entertenmaint threshold of a toddler i could be here all day
>>42954444I use that sauce on burgers and steak but I am so hamfisted. I think I am doing it wrong somehow. The steaks are fine, and I let them marinate a bit. But the burgers always seem to not take the sauce, even though I let them marinate too. Then I will put it on them in the pan and it still doesn't seem to get into the meat and just runs off and sticks to the pan.But I think that too has something to do with them being 90% recently. I don't remember this problem with the 80%.
>>42954465yes, you deserve kisses and cuddles.
I think Jager has talked me into burger for dinner.It will probably be take out though. The weather is making me too restless to cook tonight I think.
>>42954465only if their holes are hairy
Man I hate being in the stupid closet. Can't wait to move. Only 22 more weeks. (Literally)
>>42954531aren't you like 40
Guys in San fransisco were kinda hot ngl. Not all that tall tho>>42954301Riight? I miss my bathtub :(>>42954465I do>>42954531Why are you in the closet rn?
>>42954555No!>>42954562Because I'm living near family and work in a factory in a very red area.
>>42954531I think you can have more fun from "the closet". There is smart closet, where you can find more, better guys without scaring them off. Then there is sad closet, like filthy pitiable methy, where its only self loathing, fear and shame. You don't seem dumb enough to be ashamed, so you technically have the advantage of stealth. Plus you can slip past cockblocking gays and women.
>>42954575>Because I'm living near family and work in a factory in a very red areaAnd so what? What could happen?
Boybutts
>>42954575>factory in a very red areaomg are you nutty? Those places are crawling with horny, morally flexible guys. You just have to be down low. This is the scotoma that forms from boxing yourself into the gay-only universe. I guarantee there is a minimum of six to eight fwb there already.
>>42954562Youre back already? Did you have nasty gay sex with a loud arrogant cocky american :3
>>42954606Idk, idt there is much boy left on that butt
>>42954619I wish but I had work stuff :/ didnt even open grindr once
>>42954606kiss the marble
derp xD
Under the table blowjob while friend plays videogame
>>42954514Oh btw Jager, I forgot to thank you for talking me into the lasagne the other day. I had been a bit off and felt a lot better afterwards.I am a bit off today too but Idk what food remedy to use. I assume its all the coffee and not much food, as usual. Maybe a big fat take out burger tonight will set me right. Big piles of beef usually set me straight. I like to get bacon double cheese when I get the take out (again, thus the statin lol)
Can someone AI edit out the kid and make them surrounded by African men?
oh boy it's the part of the thread where posting slows down to a fucking crawl until a new thread is made because you won't get as many (You)s on your post if you make your funny joke now instead of in the next one!!!!!
>>42954754one less post, one you for you
>>42954754Here's your (You) sir.
>>42954753why make kid miss on the fun lol?
>>42954754desperate faggot
white people give birth to a child and literally say "let's name him brock"
>>42954786no that would be wrong, now can someone make the edit?
>>42954814Only Americans do that.
>>42954194that's just a common banter between brother and sister, silly. like brothers deliberately doing stuffs to annoy their sisters kinda thing
>>42954786thoughts on entity-component-system design in vidyas? do you think it is the kang or is it overhyped?
>>42954840no, im very busy atm
why arent you sucking cock right at this moment?
>>42954903bf isn't here
>>42954898please
>>42954884works on my machine
>>42954903im too depressed to be sucking a cock right now>inb4 sucking cock will cure your depressionno, thats not how it works
>>42954916sucking cock will cure your depression
>>42954912i asked thorny, not you >:(
>>42954916have you tried eating ass?
>>42954930eating ass is for anxiety
>>42954868Wig
>>42954903I want to but my life is so far from sexual there's basically no point
>>42954972>>42954972>>42954972
