drinking drinking drinking coca coca cola

On the 13th floor of a luxury high-rise, new neighbors met at the elevator. Going down. No words were spoken; only a quick glance. The elevator descended silently and the new neighbors went their separate ways.
They met again the next day at their doors. She was leaving and he was unlocking. They shared a wall.
Bodey was hungover with his hat low and boots untied, back from the coffee shop with a bagel and an americano.
‘Hey neighbor,’ he said.
She said, ‘Hi.’
‘I’m just getting moved in. Feel free to bang on the wall if I’m ever being too loud or something. Or you can knock if you need anything, like... eggs.’

Bodey started to notate her comings and goings. He bought a small camera; he drilled a hole in the wall; he watched her on his T.V. all day long. It was a good way to kill time.

>>23699132
Is that a "special cream" harvested from Grimace himself at the top? If not then I'm not interested.

DAE often find themselves walking around their house having conversations with themselves and thinking about whatever thoughts come to mind for hours on end?

>>23699153
Women act like men are creepy but they do this kinda shit to cute men all the time

>>23699166
>Dae Hair offers haircare products
>A DAE file is a file that contains 3D models, images, or textures
???

>>23699174
Does anyone else

>>23699132
I don't know how much longer I can keep pretending that I'm anything but a monster

Acronyms were a mistake

>>23699186
Don't worry. Frankenstein was a monster too but he was actually pretty chill.

>>23699188
idk FBI sounds cool

>>23699174
>>23699188
dumb esl

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>match with girl on hinge
>have a conversation
>ask if she wants to go out for coffee
>get ghosted
it really do be like that

>>23699194
>Fucking Bitch Institution
>"sounds cool"
cringe

>>23699192
I GOT IT a gay love story about Frankenstein and one of the villagers sprinkle some bs about how the villager feels like the monster in his own house and you got yourself a banger I'm writing this shit down rn

>>23699202
Tim Burton did it

>>23699202
And Guillermo del Toro, too

>>23699199
try being rich
>>23699201
how about I fuck your bitch in the institution B)

>>23699205
>>23699208
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT theifs I tell you theifs! uhhhhhh a trans villager?

I have to piss and then I'm going to write.

>>23699214
Almodovar did that one

I cut him one more time. The heavy red blood drops from his wrist to mix with the purple abomination he spilled. He's resigned himself to his fate, doesn't so much as wince when I cut him.
"Celebrate Grimace's Birthday," the cup laying sideways on the floor reads. It's hollow now. Just plastic with purple vomit coming out of it.
"Now," I say, "I'll ask one more time. What the fuck is so funny?"
He just stares at me. Stares lifelessly, the cuts eating up his face, his bloodshot eyes hollow, his breath faint and dead. He stares. He gives up the ghost. He stares.
My laughter fills the room, but I cut it off along with my throat, and fall face first into the Grimace Shake©.

>>23699242
You need to get a lot more familiar with violence to write about it, anon

>>23699166
of course, what high minded person doesn't? i love pacing and thinking, i do it in public too

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>>23699249

I failed the certificate assignment. It's over.

>State Farm holds an C- rating from the Better Business Bureau (BBB) and ranked highest
grim

I want to take tons of HRT, get loads of surgeries, and become a 6"3 bimbo freak and get plowed by men all day every day. I want to dress up in slutty clothes and post pics of myself online, make porn of myself and send it to my family.

>>23699284
Sorry anon, but you're the one ripping off a Glasgow smile for your DC villain fan fiction of American convenience foods. You need to get used to someone with a knife calling you a cunt one inch from your face as a regular Saturday night.

>>23699337
It will make me feel alive, don't care about happiness just want to drown out my pain with intense experiences and actually feel good about my body and feel desired, something I have not felt even as an attractive man who has gotten attractive girls.

Jannies why did you ban that reply what was wrong with it? I feel creeped out and scared.

There goes another day completely wasted, simply because I got up at 6am instead of at 3am.

meet me tonight at the Portland poetry open mic

I'm going to lie down for an hour then read my book

>>23699344
Mayne try gay sex before you jump off the cliff and see how you like it
>>23699349
sorry autocorrect put kind instead of kink
TLDR (will this bring you happiness or is this more of a kink)

Oops, I'm unfulfilled.

turns out i don't care about her very much. I just needed to jerk off. haha.

>>23699365
maybe*
I hate typing on my phone

>>23699355
what's so magical about 3 am >>23699358
A little far, my deer raincheck?
>>23699364
that's nice, anon. What are ya reading?
>>223699372
hm I'm confused about how to feel about this one I guess I'm glad you know yourself

Came across some absolute gem of a chuddie incel twitter profile. Currently he's making the case that the word incel is anti-white and he says more attractive than me etc

>>23699390
> what's so magical about 3 am
Well it is magical to get up before dawn but yeah I'm just not productive after work so I like getting up before work to get things done.
So today I got up at 6am and naturally I got absolutely nothing done because work starts at 7am.

>>23699407
ah, I get you that sucks. I would suggest just daydreaming about what you wanna write if your Job isn't intensive. What is your book about anon?

>>23699390
every third Thursday you can meet me here, me deer. don't count on clear skies.

>>23699424
My book is called Life and it tells the story of a young stud struggling in his journey to become a man.

>>23699432
as long as I can count on your warm embrace I don't mind honey

>>23699443
that sounds um profitable(hopefully). It's not my cup of tea per se; how far along are you?

Wife is having her second miscarriage. Can’t be strong anymore, just ready to kms.

>>23699456
Well, reaching towards the end. Anon had all these visions of making it big in life but he ends up just turboneeting as soon as he gets home, sitting on the couch, sipping tea, smoking cigarettes and watching TV sitcoms. Somewhere along the line he reads that a real man knows how to tend a garden so he gets up and gets himself a garden in the backyard of his parents vacation house where he lives now because he prefers the calmness of the countryside to the hustle of the city. He gets himself at the job where he's suddenly surrounded by a bunch of rednecks that constantly make fun of him for being a weird lad who grew up in the city. He still has all those plans though.
He meets a kind lady who he goes on a few dates with but it goes nowhere because he didn't want to move into the city with her.
He starts hanging around with some teenagers but they just end up bullying him because of his kind and good nature and he returns to living life in hermit mode.
And well, a lot of other stuff happens, but anon gives up one day because everyone is just an asshole anyways and there's no reason to be a great man in a world where no one wants to be a great man. He keeps working his dead end job for the rest of his life, he tends the garden in the backyard of his garden, time goes passing, he never gets a girlfriend, he barely even leaves the surroundings of his neighbourhood, and as he gets older and older, he cares less and less about all the goals he once had in his youth.
He spends his whole freebie sat on a couch or stool trying to empty his mind as much as possible with the goal of forgetting the need to do things to feel better. He just wants to feel good doing nothing, except the few things he needs to do.
And that's how anon life went.

>>23699494
Damn that's very rough anon.
If it's any comfort, my parents started off with 2 miscarriages, they ended up having 4 children.

>>23699445
cold hands, but a warm heart.

>>23699174
no mas o dis mane...

>>23699394
post it, that's probably me

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>>23699555
He's an attractive angelic white male who is having a meltdown because someone said getting a woman is not some impressive feat.

My biggest problem in life at the moment is that I feel this enormous pressure to go out and achieve something big within the next few years and because of that I can’t even sleep at night. I literally can’t relax because I’m always thinking about how within 3 years I’ll have to have done X, Y, and Z and how everyday I have to wake up and do X, Y, and Z. I can’t just get comfortable, get healthy, enjoy life.

Every time I walk to Safeway, she is standing outside the entrance, displaying a laminated newspaper at chest level. I’ve never bothered to read the headline, but I have acknowledged this lady with a nod once or twice. I don’t know what she is doing. I suspect she is homeless, and mentally ill.
I am going to confront her tomorrow. I need to know why she’s doing this. Probably, the reasoning is something predictably banal like trying to make a little money. I just need to know....
I see her every day. Both early in the morning, and late at night, standing in front of the automatic doors; standing next to the slumped junkies.
I can see the Safeway from my window. I bought bino’s last year for a bear hunt. I’ll glass her from my vantage today, study her, try to get a better idea of what she is. And tomorrow I will walk up to her and ask: ‘what are you doing?’

>>23699566
Tell him to go back to Amarna

Nobody plays with their toys anymore.

>>23699566
you're arguing with an actual 13 year old

>>23699595
He's an Amarnite, that's literally their thing. Lurk moar.

>>23699595
Yes I asked him many times how old he is, I assume he's about that age.
>>23699582
Guessing this has to do with anime

>>23699603
It's a Hitlerian Incel Lolicon forum.

>>23699602
i'm on the literature board mate why would i take an interest in kiwifarms internet iceberg 764 neeky subculture injokes
>Lurk moar
ancient

>>23699622
Someone on /lit/ should be able to appreciate ancient wisdom.

Taxman took my house because I didn't lie on my tax returns. They tell me the law requires me to make up untrue stories and submit them as official reports. They also tell me the law strictly prohibits lying on official reports.
Thanks Obama.

>>23699628
someone on 4chan in 2024 should have grown out of 'lurk moar'

>>23699639
Nah, kill yourself right back to plebbit.

Fitcels really like to cope a lot about women’s preferences. The fact that there are overweight guys who lift here and there and play basketball once per week that are more attractive to women than they are really triggers them.

>>23699604
Sounds insane.
Hoping it's just a phase but he types like Elliot Rogers and he was in his 20's when he posted his shit.

>>23699166
i'm exactly the same except instead of thinking to myself i'm doing karate moves

I've been crying a lot recently.

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>>23699132
I think in the future the world will be a massive India.

1.) Because of how materialistic & lonely we're and how obsessed we've been over politics/ideologies for the last few centuries, I think we'll see a major religious push back which prizes asceticism, community, and the spirit world.

2.) The only thing we can agree on genetic engineering is that it will change the world forever. I'm probably going to be wrong on this one, but I think in societies lacking a strong state/regulations, we'll see elites genetically modify their children to be more intelligent. Eventually there'll be a gap in intelligence resulting in it being taboo to marry someone of lower intelligence. In the end we'll see a defacto caste system emerge.

>>23699729
are you ok?

>>23699733
No.

>>23699745
why not?

>>23699750
I wish I was dead.

>>23699754
me too.

>>23699566
You're playing with fire. It's best not to post on Twitter, which is even more extreme than a lot of 4chan now. I don't like chuds, but I don't like far leftists either who act like there are no serious social social problems. The 2015 mass migration was very destabilizing, not just to white natives but also assimilated second-gen immigrants.

The technocratic elites are not solely leftist, but they can turn right whenever convenient. Ultimately, they would not be against implementing something like biodigital identification and new forms of racial segregation in smart cities if that allows for greater control and consolidation of their power.

Regardless, there is an insane amount of complexity now. On a deeper level, it would have been better if immigrants never entered the West in the first place. I am not saying this for chuddie reasons but more for cynical misanthropic reasons. Immigrants can easily be turned into a scapegoat by tying them, tenuously or baselessly, to more unsavory unassimilable immigrants.

Trying to forcefully change human nature, such as getting over their evolutionary ingrained tribalism, does not work. Moreover, normalizing genetic engineering to destroy this natural tendency is not good either.

I am not a chud because I realize saying things like "go back" is disingenuous and slimy since many immigrants have been paying taxes, accumulating assets, and so on. It is not easy thing, especially for deracinated second-gen, "to go back".

To make my point clearer: it is better to avoid creating problems, but once the problems are made, I am against violent "solutions," which may very well turn out not to be solutions in the long-run.

For this reason, I support laws that incentivize whites to have children and deincentivize non-whites from having children. Note, I do this for purposes of stability and not because I actually care about any race per se. Granted, historically speaking, Promethean Westerners, since the time of Rome, never cared for stability and instead preferred throwing wood into the fire (e.g., consider Rome opening its borders and what Merkel did). I would like more transparency from think tanks, which coordinate closely with industries.

Also, to make my point clearer, I think a lot of the far left are indeed backed by powerful figures like Soros, but the same is true for the far right. I find Keith Woods to be a very fishy figure with his defense of corporatism. I also distrust many other Twitter chud fags since they seem to be, actively, trying to exacerbate these unrelenting growing problems.

>>23699494
sorry about that, anon. I wish I could offer some wise and comforting words, but it would be shallow coming from me, and I'm neither comforting nor wise.
>>23699510
that's all anyone can ask for
>>23699576
all the advice I can give you is generic nonsense. what I did was give up on everything, just get a nice job, and hope for the best.
>>23699579
I wonder if the guy is being paranoid and a bit schizophrenic
>>23699590
the digital landscape is more stimulating than any toy can hope to be it's the ultimate toy sadly
>>23699729
why, if you don't mind me asking, and crying is ok, anon.
>>23699730
I doubt anything that extreme will happen. The elite love the little game they have now. Why change it and take the risk?

>>23699770
This seems to be not very related to my post at all, which was more about a single insane incel.
And why would I be playing with fire?

>>23699761
I'm sorry you're feeling it too.
>>23699778
See >>23699754
>crying is ok, anon.
I know. I just wish I didn't have to.

>>23699796
>I'm sorry you're feeling it too.
Do you really?

>>23699808
Yes.

>>23699789
Idk, I just wanted an excuse to talk about that stuff.

>>23699817
why? you seem like decent fellow.

>>23699822
I'm not really sure.

>>23699833
how so?

>>23699796
everyone needs to cry, and I get what you mean. You'll come out of this stronger; I just know It!
>>23699808
I'm sorry to anon. what you have been struggling with recently?

/wwoym/ gay edition more like

>>23699838
>what you have been struggling with recently?
life in general. its too much for me

>>23699494
Goo goo ga ga I have a wife and I am still crying. Just shut the fuck up you normie. Most of us are alone. You are ungrateful, that's your problem. And if she ever used contraceptive pills, then she deserves this for killing her children. And if you ever fucked a girl who was on contraceptives, you deserve to have miscarried children too. Eat shit normie

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>>23699844
grimace is sad you called him a homosexual. grimace has done literally nothing to even remotely suggest one to conjure up such an outrageous ideation. grimace is hurt and and tormented and depressed and disappointed. why did you have to do grimace dirty like this? grimace don't deserve this. grimace wants you to fuck off and die. grimace wants to be left alone.

>>23699844
is supporting other anons through their tough times gay? I don't personally think so.
>>23699851
that's reasonable, anon. Life is pretty rough out here. I'm completely sure that you will get back up in no time. I believe in you!
>>23699863
Hopefully, this is just an attention-seeking move, and you aren't this shitty of a person. here's your (you).

>>23699880
gay as fuck

>>23699880
It's the truth. He has a wife, so his right to complain on the anime website is gone. If the wife dies or breaks up, he is allowed complain, but when he gets to sleep next to a foid every night, he is not allowed to complain. Fucking selfish faggot. He has a better life than every single lonely anon on this site, and yet he complains. Fuck him

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If a woman says she's "not available this week", how do you suggest another time without coming off as a cuck?

>>23699494
Depending on how my life ends, I wish I were a miscarried.
The future does not look bright and even the desire for a peaceful passing away at old age is looking more and more unlikely.
You can't tell if life was worth living or not until your final moments.
We live in very volatile times for numerous reasons.

>>23699863
It's a mystery why someone like you can't find a woman

>>23699898
>Alright, maybe next week
Then you stop texting at all until you ask her out next week.

>>23699901
I had a gf but left her because she emotionally abused me. When I was with her I didn't complain online ever, because it was not my right.

>>23699334
wow your hard

i was making fun of you for carrying on like that unprovoked at some random posters throwaway joke

>>23699911
>she emotionally abused me
lol fag
And the internet does not belong to loser anymore. Maybe r9k is more your speed.

>>23699917
The internet is total coal since esl faggots like you came here. Brown freak.

>>23699836
>>23699838
I've wanted to die since I was young, maybe 13-14 because my life just didn't feel like it was "worth it" and now I'm 30 and my life still doesn't feel worthwhile. Looking back on everything I've had to endure it really doesn't seem like I got a good deal. Despite my best efforts the good parts of my life have not outweighed the bad, and the struggle gets a little harder every year when the scales tip a little more to the bad side.

>>23699930
There's nothing more brown than complaining about other people talking about their wife.
You're probably a smelly Indian

>>23699898
She doesnt like you. Block her.

>>23699935
Got a little triggered by the B word there paki? U mad?

It's funny how the female semi right wing sphere in Twitter constantly shame men about not wanting get married or wasting womans time without realizing that very few woman are worth it. Just like there's a pandemic of low value man there's also a pandemic of low value women

no, I don't want kids.
I just don't. seems like work.
I want to kill myself.

I am very lonely.

I have a family, but I hardly ever see them—maybe a few times a year at most. I'm talking about my parents and brothers here. I have friends, but I rarely see most of them. Some I see only a few times a year, and others maybe once a month if I'm lucky.

As for girlfriends, I don't have one at the moment. I haven't had one in the past two years either.

No one ever calls me, and I don't call anyone either. I wish I had real people to share memories with, but I can't seem to make the effort anymore. I feel very weak, get exhausted easily, and don't go out much except for work.

Sometimes I think, "I might die like this, and that would be it—a worthless existence."

I wonder how many people out there feel the same way.

>>23699942
Using paki as an insult just reveals that you are in fact a pajeet.
And funny to use the word triggered when you got triggered by someone mentioning they have a wife.

>>23699898
Whenever I've said no to a date because I actually didn't have time, I would suggest a new day to try and find a mutually good day for the two of us. I could be wrong but just vaguely saying she's not available sounds she's shy about bluntly saying no. You can try asking her to choose a day she's available and if she actually cares she'll find a day.

>>23699898
If it’s more than 1 week out, you don’t. You contact them again when you’re at about 1 week or less, just propose a thing again like you did the first time. If she says no again, move on. If she was interested she’ll contact you.

>>23699778
I have a nice job. I’m not happy. It bores me to tears. I feel like a NEET, just wasting everyday.

>>23699964
In actual white countries paki means brownoid.

>>23699980
You learn that from your 2 years of being an expat, pajeet?

>>23699983
>Expat
LOOOOOL YOU ACTUALLY ARE ESL OR BROWN!!! Native white English speakers all know that expat means white person abroad. Immigrant is used for brownoids. Learn to speak english rajeet

>>23699990
The typical brownoid sperg out. I won

>>23699934
The mind is not confined to your skull entirely.
The way I cope is to have dissociative and absorptive experiences involving nature and artwork. I tried with robots and couldn't get it to work because they're fundamentally Geist / Ahrimanic.

Once Chris-Chan dreamt he was Sonichu, a mouse-like porcupine running and zapping around, happy with himself and doing as he pleased. He didn't know he was Chris-Chan. Suddenly he woke up and there he was, solid and unmistakable Chris-Chan. But he didn't know if he was Chris-Chan who had dreamt he was Sonichu, or Sonichu dreaming he was Chris-Chan. Between Chris-Chan and Sonichu there must be some distinction! This is called the Transformation of Things.

You need to create your own Moominvalley and seek shelter in it. Eventually you'll see your present form, here, as more like a hub world rather than the primary driver.

I am a bird dreaming about being a human. I like birds, so it helps me cope.

Embrace sacred autism and don't be sad anymore. Every human being I see now is like transparent flimsy haze; I only care about my autistic interests. If I came across a whore who hit on me, I would start prattling about my autistic interests and ignore all advances because I am based.

>>23700000
HOLY BASED AND THE QUINTUPLETS OF TRUTH

imagine you're actually in the struggle and you see the 'sorry, anon!!!' mass replier. worst vibe imaginable. you'd would want to self-immolate.

>>23700014
:(

>>23699998
You are a niggger and if you reply again you are a doublenigger

>>23699912
tbf to anon, if he is from glasgow, he's probably toned down the saturday night

the oak is no greater than the acorn.

>>23700040
what came first

>>23700044
the lord

>>23700044
God

mike didn't expect to die that day

walking in the night under the rain, mike wondered where he was.

so he kept walking down the road

and walking

and walking

until two days later, where he found that the road led to nowhere in particular. it just kept going, seemingly forever. just like the rain and the night

"surely, everything is finite in this world," he thought before resuming his walk

and he lost track of time

he didn't feel the need to eat, drink, or sleep. five days later, he thought about going back on his tracks, before deciding to just keep going. after all, he had been walking for a week already. there was nothing else he could do, was there?

two months later, mike stopped in his tracks, and stared ahead, then behind.

"am I even going forward? I'd swear I have been walking for at least two weeks. what the fuck is happening?"

mike decided to rip out a part of his soaked shirt and leave it in the middle of the road. "I didn't notice any wind, so it should be fine, right?" mike thought

mike resumed his walk

he never saw the piece of fabric again

so mike kept walking

and walking

and walking

eventually, mike decided he was dead. it must've been, for he was alone and has been walking tirelessly for a whole year.

"I thought I'd go to hell, and burn in brasiers, instead I found myself there, on this endless road," mike thought.

"is it purgatory? or something worse?" he wondered absentmindedly. "I wish I had someone to explain things to me..."

there was nothing

the blind woman's white cane glided over the cement in a sin wave. I followed her for a few blocks on my walk to the bookstore, watching how she navigated the streets.

>>23700071
This is the type of stuff I would read on r/creepypastas before jacking of to r34 of may on my dsi and going asleep at 4am

>>23699898
"How about some time next week?" Simple, to the point

>>23700062
>>23700063
is god the acorn or the oak

The BBC boisterously busted upon the cuckolds cleanshaven cheeks

don't listen to anybody who says we're gonna make it. that guy secretly made it already. listen to me. we're not gonna make it. i have to go back to school and so do you and it's still going to be over. the figs on our fig tree have dried up and i'm spitting out these shitty figs.

It's fucking impossible to find a gf in this shitty place

My almond scented asshairs wrapped tantrically around Santa's south pole as I dragged him deeper into my Christmas cavity.

The lugubrious lanklet loathed living lasciviously.

How come Japanese don't look like anime girls

My breasts bobbed boobily up and down his sleek shaft.

>>23700000
Holy fucking based schitzo autist post, WITNESSED!

I gingerly crawled back inside my mother's fanny, having just come back from a 28 year long walk, I had seen enough and wanted to go home.

anon alliterated an alienated abomination of auto-didactic ostentation, evoking images of anonymous anal penetration.

>>23699132
I don't like the word "islamophobia". The reason that I don't like it is because it lumps two very different things together: Genuine criticism of the ideology and its teachings, and simple dumb prejudice. It's an abuse of language to conflate the two things under one categorical word and I wish that word didn't exist.

I printed out 1000 copies of my favourite futanari hentai and handed them out at the local primary school.

I really want to build a stone house like I see some of these YouTubers doing but I don’t think it’s very practical.

My mom is a futa.

Any other materialist atheists here sincerely and fully believe in some kind of reincarnation? It just seems logical to me: if the conditions which allowed for my current existence and consciousness occurred before, why wouldn't it happen again? I don't know if it'll be instant or take many years, but it'll happen, and I'm sure it's happened before.

>>23700233
>*Retard voice
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh anon diapy stinky.....where God now?

>>23700233
Time is probably unfathomably long or even infinite so I find some sort of reincarnation very likely.

>>23700242
:|

>>23700246
Right.

If a were a homeless person I would assemble street cats and dogs as much as possible

If I was a futa I would jack off as much as possible.

>>23700256
For me its rats.

>>23700172
Islamophobia doesn't include well-founded criticism, obviously. Islamophobia describes an irrational dislike of Islam based on prejudice. Labeling genuine criticism of Islam islamophobia is malicious misuse of the term, and that's not the term's fault.

>>23700284
That's a little disingenuous, I think you see exactly what that other poster is describing happen and know the criticism he's getting at.

>>23699166
>>23699276
>pace around apartment
>tell myself a story
>start to write this story i've been schizotalking myself through for hours
>...
>...................
I should really invest in a tape recorder huh

>>23700323
He didn't say he disliked genuine criticism being maliciously lumped in with Islamophobia. He said Islamophobia included genuine criticism by definition, as if his own genuine criticism was necessarily "islamophobic" because the term is unclear.

I've seen things you'd believe. The sun setting, a neighbor mowing their lawn, Revenant in theaters.

You should never stop asking yourself to what degree are your aesthetic tastes are your own and to what degree are they the result of indoctrination from society and your personal milieu, the aesthetic debris washed ashore from your more impressionable years. "Do I like this or dislike this because I like it or dislike it, or because I was made to feel that I have to like it or dislike it and other socially-approved or disapproved art if I want to stay on the good side of society and the bien-pensant bourgeoisie?"

>>23700233
If you could be reborn as a Zora, Rito, or Goron, which would you pick?

>>23700350
lol

>>23700351
I like futanari hentai and lava lamps.

>>23700346
Fair enough, maybe I'm being *too* charitable.

>>23700350
funny stuff

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Why are people so averse to using forums and imageboards? I don't get it since the rest of the internet clearly favors groupthink and websites want to censor everything in order guide the narrative. Places such as reddit and twitter do have more of a friendly UI but have people become so tech illiterate that they can't even use basic forums now? There was a point where you had to have used forums or message boards and using the internet required one to be a bit tech savvy at least. We need to retrvn to our roots

just found a list my degree alumnis from the last 20 years up to now. fucking crazy

>>23700397
the average joe isn't tech-literate enough to use these things

>>23700397
Futa podcast mommy gib milk.

>>23700397
because they're all actually dogshit and always an objectively bad influence

FiveThirtyEight ruined statistics. The whole field is full of obnoxious leftist dweebs now.

>>23700429
People were screaming "CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION." like a religious chant even in the 00s.

Why do I have to be attracted to feet but so afraid of dirt? Feet are so beautiful bros, hawt pale feet with pink soles... But the thought of kissing a woman's feet and smelling anything but fresh lavender, pine-straw, rose, grass, oak or wheat-grain, and the inoffensive scent of clean skin terrifies me.

Things are not perfect therefore I will be killing myself shortly.

I like the silent church before the service begins, better than any preaching.

Why do I have to be attracted to futas but so afraid of cocks? Futas are so beautiful bros, hawt pale futas with pink nipples... But the thought of kissing a futa and smelling anything but fresh lavender, pine-straw, rose, grass, oak or wheat-grain, and the inoffensive scent of clean skin terrifies me.

Things are not perfect therefore I will be killing myself shortly.

I wish I wert a mole in the grounde...

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I'm tired of pretending that "righty tighty lefty loosey" makes any fucking sense.
The same direction can be either left or right depending on where you view it from.
Just fucking say clockwise and counter clockwise for fuck's sake.

>>23700284
The definition of Islamophobia that google shows begins with the words "dislike of or prejudice". Keyword being dislike and or. The next words are "against Islam or muslims". Keywords being Islam and or.

There is already a word for irrational dislike. It is called bigotry.

>>23700110
what are you going to study

>>23700569
assuming your head isn't upside down from your arms, righty tighty is correct. clockwise tighty doesn't have the same ring

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>>23700610
Yeah, nah. If you aren't some fucking weirdo you're going to naturally be viewing clockwise as left, since the closest part to you from your perspective is the bottom.

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>>23700627
turn right

What did the Jewish mathematician say? Cool it with the antisymmetrism

I wish I wasn't French.

>>23700642
... wait a minute. The hand sanitizer bottle I couldn't open had to be turned counter clockwise to open it, and I was told that was "right."
So I was correct from the beginning, and the battle of hand sanitizer just didn't operate on "righty tighty lefty loosey."
Still, it shows how useless "right tighty lefty loosey" is if I can be correct and not know it.

>>23700569
Are you retarded? Clockwise and anti-clockwise are the same thing depending on where you view it from.

>>23699132
How do I celebrate his birthday now?

>>23700657
it's a general rule for screws...
why are you drinking hand sanitiser

>>23700650
Desole

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waiif?

Her pale, porcelain crescent arches treading from below with dirt and darkness, lighting up where little beauty's found but stars like flowers trod beneath her tender soles. A woman's face the morning sun, her feet the moon— that brings the bravest heart to run and sorely swoon.

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>>23700284
In practice any opposition to Islam is considered "Islamophobia." Muslims are "diverse" people with a "rich" and "vibrant" culture. You would have to be crazy not to want millions of them to come to your nice Western country.

>>23699199
>>ask if she wants to go out for coffee
She got pysopped on TikTok to think that a guy asking a girl out for coffee is an "ick". That's why she ghosted you.

>>23699898
"No worries, let me know when you free up". If she doesn't let you know then she was never interested

>>23699943
Women who are "right wing" are feminists by another name. A "trad" marriage is when the husband makes a lot of money and buys her things. To them, that's what it means to have traditional gender roles. Everything else they say is window-dressing. Will they obey their husband when he makes a reasonable request of them? Absolutely not.

>>23699952
That's life as a man

>>23700835
Tbf traditional marriages often had women who handled both money and writing, they just only had legal ownership of the second

>>23700843
They handled the money on a basis of delegated authority. All authority was derived from their husband. That authority no longer exists due to no-fault divorce.

>>23700851
Not really, the way traditional marriage was structured, failing to adequately clothe your wife would mean you owe her money. And that's when women wore like ten layers of fabric at 5 yards a layer. The delegating authority is the law, not the man, and men used get divorce raped for being cheap during the marriage, when now if you start the marriage cheap, that is the manner she's accustomed to and thus all she gets in the divorce.
Women also had zero obligations legally for debt. And almost everything ran on credit, so if your wife wanted to use your legal name to buy out all the drapers and go play hazard for high stakes, you footed the bill just like if your horse had done some property damage while loose.

>>23700874
So what you're saying is that it's been a scam from the beginning?

why is it pleasurable to bounce a ball?

>>23700897
What do you expect from Norman based law? A lack of rape and pillaging?

>>23700902
The eternal Anglo. I'm partial to the Domostroy.

https://pages.uoregon.edu/kimball/Pouncy.Domostroi.htm

>>23700569
>Different words for right and clockwise
>Clockwise is just "the way the sun moves"
>Special word for lefthanded so they don't get insulted by left meaning "evil" like in latin, so we call them "inconvenient" instead
>Word for clock just means "bell" because if the time is important someone will let you know loudly
>Everyone just says time in English because it's easier

>>23700937
It's the Brehon limited liability company approach to marriage for me

>>23700899
Mix of sound and physical sensation.

>>23700958
That's good and well until she pierces the corporate veil à la Salomon v A Salomon & Co Ltd

>>23700965
Nah she'd never hurt the cows

>>23700972
Maybe because she's one herself

>>23700982
Probably worth more than a wife if she were

>>23699132
All of the men at work are effeminate and all of the women at work are masculine.

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-the voyeur--

im watching my neighbors with high powered binos.
i see them naked.
staring out the window.
how they are when nobody is watching.
i wonder if
i will ever see
someone looking
back at me?

I don't know why peer review is seen as such a great thing in science when it fundamentally does little else but conserve the established consensus. Science isn't a cathedral built by the community over decades or even centuries, it's a perpetual revolution. If your peer review blocks 999 retards out of a thousand but that one guy is the guy with the ideas or theory that would initiate the next grand paradigm shift in the field then of what use was your peer review? The history of science is the history of that one guy's drama with trying to gain legitimacy.

The cynical in me whispers that it's seen as a good thing exactly because it is conservative in character. The role of academia isn't only to "produce" knowledge, but also to monopolize legitimate knowledge.

>>23700994
I once fed a cow some hay and it let me pet it. There's something to be gleaned from this.

>>23701007
Lucky

>decide to listen to downward spiral to see if my 13 y/o self was an idiot
>forget to plug in earphones at 2am
>only notice because of speaker vibrations
I'm still an idiot

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>>23701012
It was a Holstein Friesian. Graceful creature.

>>23701038
Great milk producers too

I’m my cat’s favorite person

>>23701043
That's what they let you believe

>>23701041
I'm drinking milk as we speak. Thank you, Daisy. Hope you enjoyed the hay.

I watch them from my window.
they can watch me too.
the blinds are up for a reason,
so we can see thru

>>23699132
While closing at my workplace a co-worker I barely know said
>"You're depressed, aren't you?"
I remember exactly how it went, like a video playing in my mind. I stood at a 45 degree angle facing towards the back exit, with my rain-jacket slung over my left arm and my right on the back of a chair— she stood roughly five feet away next to the metal breakroom table. There was a mechanical clock on the wall, so I know from the sound alone exactly how long it took for me to think of a response. Tick-tock-tick-tock. Four seconds precisely from the time she spoke did I reply.

Although I had no conscious thoughts during that time, I know my brain was conjuring up a countless number of specific responses, measuring the qualities of each one with deep scrutiny. I distinctly remember the feeling, during a time more brief than a single second on the clock, of considering several possible one-liners and jokes yet discarding each them for one specific reason or another— in one instance, for example, because it seemed 'out of place.' I replied, again completely unconsciously, before I even knew what I was going to say.
>"How did you know?"
>"I'm good at reading people."
And I walked out without another word into a damp and foggy midnight street, with a light sprinkling rain that would become a thunderstorm by morning.

I've been agonizing over this for literal weeks. Why, out of everything, did my brain pick one of the worst possible replies? Every single day at work is torture now yet I can't quit because it's the only work opportunity I have that isn't fast food at minimum wage.

>>23701117
we all desire to he seen

>>23701117
Nothing you could have said would have changed her perception of you

Why are we supposed to treat the freedom of speech as a value in itself when it is only truly valuable when it means the freedom of your speech? If the freedom of speech means the freedom of the speech of others you only stand to lose from it. It can't be generalized as a universal good when it cannot possibly mean the freedom of everyone's speech, one's freedom always means the bondage of another, because freedom is the capacity to enact one's will, and where two wills clash, one must necessarily subjugate the other in order to be free.

>>23701117
>And I walked out without another word into a damp and foggy midnight street, with a light sprinkling rain that would become a thunderstorm by morning.
Also, kino

>>23700601
Therefore I'm not a bigot because I have a rational dislike

Anarcho-tyranny as an idea is just the chuddy equivalent of the lefty observation that the elites and the lumpenproletariat form a natural and mutually beneficial union against the non-elite, non-lumpen elements of society.

>>23701100
>>23700997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SveRN1u4dY

>>23701154
no it's not

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>purple grey folds percolating across every synapse the amethyst libation
>chicken nugget mystery
>whore of tendie babalon
>happy mammon meal time

>>23701154
Anarcho-tiranny is actually real

harris wants price controls on food and three million units of government housing? i'm sure that will end well

I went to the Portland poetry open mic--for a little while. It was cooler than I expected. I'll go again.
I didn't read a poem. I'll read one here instead.

https://voca.ro/1mZEgXgQyenu

>>23701282
lol i confused this with a different politician called Harris and thought someone was holding him at gunpoint

>>23701187
I see you.

>>23699132
its better for people to watch gore than porn
we were designed to see violence and death constantly in pre-history
but we were expected to have sex with only one person, maybe a few people if we're lucky
now the opposite is true
modernity is afraid of seeing a single drop of blood while having no qualms with sex work/porn

>>23701187
lmao, hell yeah

>>23701333
Bro people used see people fucking all the time. Private bedrooms and bathrooms barely became a thing last century. People who had enough money to afford privacy before that only bought porn because they had to. Everyone else, it's a free show

>>23699132
That shake was good

>>23701333
i hate these lame takes that are factually wrong and obv some kind of ideological cope

My sister says that she watches shows when in reality she plays them in the background while she uses her phone and occasionally looks up at them. She even admitted to me today that she skipped like 10 episodes of a show once because it was getting boring. Zoomers really consider themselves fans of things when they do this, they genuinely consider this "watching" a show.

>>23701350
watching a show in the streaming era is lame anyways, back in the day if you wanted to watch the simpsons or x-files you had to wait for sunday night, seinfeld tuesday, none of this watch the shit eight hours a day.

No healthy culture ever worshipped foreign gods.

It's crazy how for 5-10 minutes per day my mood is kinda good, and for the rest of the day it's just complete dogshit. During that 5 minutes everything is just kinda okay. Games are fun, music is good. Is that what being normal is like? Life is just pleasant?

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what's for dinner?

>>23701333
Wrong. Watching too much violence will strike fear into the anus, and produce an agitated state. Then if the gay, which you are, has the butt sex, he will not retain the firmness of the chaste and humble woman who avoids striking fear into the anal gland with violent images. Chaste gays who are prudes and have humble protected gay sex with a small penis polite boyfriend will be fine. Men who get strapped by their alcoholic pig girlfriend will probably be sharting into diapeys for the rest of their lives

>>23701354
Having to wait a week for a new episode is really gay, I wanna be able to watch as many shows as possible, therefore streaming is better for me.

>>23701382
Yeah this is true. This is obviously true. If you have a dogshit mood 24/7 then life itself is just... dogshit. And nobody understands because life for them is just a chill and pleasant thing all the time. It's such fucking bs man

>>23701282
Except Kamala’s proposal is not “price controls”, nowhere does she propose a strict price ceiling rather it’s a policy restricting middlemen and corporate mergers.

People want to be watched through their open windows....

>>23701382
I usually have a baseline level of disgruntlement punctuated by some brief moments of melancholy or mild amusement

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If your collar is thinner than this you're pathetic. I mean you're truly garbage.

I'm so glad I downloaded all the charts from the now-dead /lit/ wiki, I'll have books to read until the end of time.

>>23701423
if she thinks there is some monopoly affecting food prices then shouldn't the ftc and the biden doj be enforcing exiting anti-trust law instead of harassing successful tech firms? but really we all know food prices increased because the government increased the money supply by 20% after the pandemic. any other suggestion is not serious.

>>23701443
There are some charts though that are so big that when you zoom in to see what a book is it's so blurry that you can't make anything out.

i bought binoculars
to hunt bears.
i killed a bear,
and i felt nothing.
it’s much more thrilling,
to look at people...
behind their windows...
watching them cohabitate...

>>23699132
i'm not saying i would ever do it but i understand exactly how a school shooter feels and why they do it.

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Buying this for my coffee table.

Thinking of buying a 6-book Dostoevsky collection but it comes from the UK and I don't want to wait that long. They're also all hardcovers and I prefer paperbacks.

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Ooh-ooh-ooh, I feel my temperature rising
Help me, I'm flaming
I must be a 109
Burning, burning, burning
And nothing can cool me, yeah
I just might turn into smoke but I feel fine

American here. I just ate half a pizza.

>>23701503
Australian here, just finished a glass of cola.

>>23701490
They're actually paperbacks, LET'S GOOOOO!

I went to a poetry slam, and it was pretty cool. everybody seemed receptive to the poets songs. I wonder how they will react when I say nigger?
I can't sing my immortal song if i can't say nigger.

I just want to be loved. More than that, I want to be with someone who wants and needs my love and attention.

It often feels like people deliberately mix admiration and respect together because without the former you have nothing to base the idea of respect on but fear, a connection which people find icky nowadays.

>>23701154
Not really because this lefty equivalent just ends up with boring cliched conclusions like they only do it for le political power or to crush unions or something while anarcho tyranny describes an ideology and a way of life inflicted on those living under it.

count dooku is based. ive always known this.

>>23701591
is he from star wars or a cartoon? p sure i heard of him before

hey just a quick decorum question:

i rsvp'd for a wedding this weekend but i just tested positive for covid. do i shoot the groom (who i know) a text and say i cant make it or do i just no-show?

>>23701595
from the prequel movies. i knew he was based as a child when I watched them in the theater.

>>23701601
This nigga still gives a fuck about covid in 2024

>>23701601
Text the groom, if you're close then also offer to hang out with him at some point. Also consider any financial loss for your no show. But also >>23701605

I've taken a man's life.
it's weightless.

>>23701608
its more about the fever and being contagious

>>23701610
Fair enough

>>23701613
i mean do you think i should go? it just feels like a dick move to me but now im second guessing

>>23701619
If you're genuinely sick then you'd more of a dick if you went and made other people sick. Again, make it up to the groom somehow if your conscience troubles you. For example, cover the cost of your seat regardless of not being there

>>23701601
Hit him up, it would be rude to not show up and not give any warning.

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the moon is closer than ever, with a special lens...

If there's only one close-up picture of something on eBay then it must be too good to be true, right? I've contacted the seller and asked them to send me more photos of it but if they don't then I don't know if I wanna spend money on it. They have another listing for the exact same thing but double the price and that listing uses the exact same picture.

>>23701343
>>23701348
ok maybe i had a pretty dumb take

>>23701656
You're probably on to something if you combine the two. You need some real world knowledge of sex and violence so you don't make up hentai versions on your own might work better. But I'm also high as fuck so I doubt it solves much

>>23701655
They got back to me and said they don't have any plans on updating the photos. Hmmm, I'll push a little harder to see if I can get anything.

>>23701673
>if you combine the two
Combine what two?

The more beautiful the girl the more they're targeted for corrupting. How can any cute girl you see be innocent?

>>23701745
those poor girls...

>>23701749
We could save them

Has anyone here succesfully fixed their health? I started working out more again but my migraines only got worse.

>>23701766
I'm keeping my health at bay if that makes sense. I've started eating more responsibly and am trying to get down to a more respectable weight.

>>23701766
kwab

been working on my east-midlands accent. its a pretty fun one to try, but i'm still pretty bad at it.

Imagine being a Monégasque, like, how lucky do you have to be to be born in fucking Monaco. Only 9,486 people currently have this privilege.

Dubs I buy Heart of Darkness.

>>23699186
A monster is powerful and intimidating. You are just selfish and pathetic.

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What's this white speckling shit on the books? Is it something to worry about? I can't find another good collection.

books and movies are the only things keeping me from offing myself desu

>>23701824
Semen flakes

>>23701824
yeah i got some of those on my penguin books. turns out i was jerking it too much and they were semen flakes.

>>23701833
>>23701836
Damn, I wonder if I can get them without semen flakes.

>>23701837
Semen flakes have been mandatory on all dostoevsky print copies since the 1800s. E-books might be a better route but I think they digitize the cum now so you'll still see stains

This is international in scope

>>23701800
Apparently family has friends who are among those. I've only met them once, and they seemed like nice people.

>>23701847
That or they were from Morocco or Macao. I forgot.

>>23700838
no one should live that kind of life

I've noticed humans like to see their causes have an effect, so exaggerating or feigning an effect will make them happy. Also people will deny wanting to do something, but if you're persistent then they'll give in. When girls are horny they don't actually care about foreplay and want immediate action; they also have a weird sexual desire for their father or someone who replaces him.

>>23699132
Brothers wedding is in a few days

>>23701884
So you've learned manipulation tactics

>>23701601
HAHAAHAHAHAAAYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHA

YOU ARE SO FUCKING GAY ITS ACTUALLT INCREDIBLE. UOU ARE NOT HUMAN YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FUCKING WORM WHO IS NOT WORTH THE SHIT THAY COMES OUT OF YOUR ASS. I DESPISE YOU WITH EVERY FIBRE OF MY BEJNG AND WANT TO RAPE YOUR MOTHWR AND SISTER IN FRONT OF YOU BEFORE FEESING YOU MY SHIT AND THEN RAPING THEM AGAIN BEFORE KILLING THEM, MAKING YOU EAT THEIR BPDIES AND THEN GETTING YOU ADDICTED TO HEROIN BEFORE ABRUPTLY STOPPING AND MAKING YOU SUFFER WITHDRAWLS, THEN CUTTING OUT YOUR EYES AND TONGUE, REMOVING YOUR ARMS AND LEGS, AND DEAFWNING YOU, THEN KEEPING YOU ALIVE FOR AS LOGN QS POSSIBEK WITH I AN SMCB PAIN AS OOFBOE.

>>23701884
>When girls are horny they don't actually care about foreplay and want immediate action
Said no girl ever.

>>23701862
No one should but many do, the vast majority being men

>>23701117
damn if only this was a book lol

>>23701431
no, they don't, anon; stop spying on random people.

>>23701531
probably don't do that anon :)

>>23701609
you are giving it weight right now; if it was truly weightless, you wouldn't mention it ever again or remember it.

>>23701819
You're right. A monster isn't the right word. but I don't know another word for it, maybe a vermin?

>>23701925
cool.

I like birds more than people. If only I could turn into one.

>>23702119
read The Marvel Universe

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