>"Ooh, Anon, your world sounds mind bogglingly fascinating! We need to take in depth notes!">"Tell me everything about your world, Anon! How about we start with those 'computers' connected to the 'internet' you talk about so often? How do those work?" >"...Huh? What do you mean you don't really know? So what, you use this technology every day and never bothered to even learn how it does what it does?">"Oookay... Well, I'm sure there's plenty more you do know about! What about the 'microwave'? The ability to cook food ten times faster sounds like an amazing time save!">"Not sure on that either, huh?">"What about your fuel powered cars and planes and all that..? No?">"What about digital clocks? Powered fans?.. Light switches?">"Anon... Do you have literally any useful technological knowledge to share? Anything at all..?"
>>42548157>thermal energy from that reaction is then used as mechanical energy to power the car's axles and make it drive.combustion not heat but close enough
>>42548072Bitch go ask flim and flam, they made a fucking car
>>42548072What's the appeal of these prompts for you? Is it a, what's the word, psychological thing where you feel overwhelmed by technology and externalize stuff your own inner voice yells using Twilight? Or what?
>>42548122Schizo
>>42549922Schizo board. Schizo site. Schizo fandom. Kill yourself normalfag.
Last time on The Good Necromancer:>Not much happened, mostly clean up from recent shenanigans with Hannu and Dawyn. You do return to town and find Smoke and Tanssija.You can also catch up here: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42303969/#42303969>Lore Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/M0kTrrNc>Inventory Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/aKksRQdc>Spell Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LuG8YptA>Information Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/egCQWBJA>Crafting Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/5cZEf2bh>Curse Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/PULLiqFKComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42549231"I understand."We can't help the feeling that our words are hollow, or that a part of us has been scooped out as we raise and slip out of the tent. Blinking back tears, we wipe our face and inspect the skull bauble on our foreleg, its hollow eyes staring back mockingly.(If/When Hannu follows us out)Lifting his chin, we whisper in his ear."Stay. Support her. Please. Don't justify my actions, just... be nearby if she needs someone."Not wanting to detract from the festivities of the others, we pick a direction at random and wander off.Open to alternative actions. Luscinia strikes me as too pragmatic to wander back to Pallas' temple to cry to the gods, much less be in a crowd right now, though I could see her going to the graveyard to find peace. Can't imagine her wanting to stay and talk though, to her own detriment.
>>42549331"I understand."Dawyn silently gets up and pushes through the flaps, disappearing as the flaps close once again. As she leaves you can't help but feel that your words are hollow, or that a part of you has been scooped out as you rise and slip out of the tent, watching Dawyn's tail as she disappears into some bushes. Blinking back tears, you wipe your head and inspect the skull bauble on your foreleg, its hollow eyes staring back at you almost mockingly.You hear the tent flaps open again as Hannu comes out, stopping by your side. Before he can get a word in you lift his chin and whisper into his ear."Stay. Support her. Please. Don't justify my actions, just... be nearby if she needs someone."Pointing to where Dawyn went, he acquiesces and nods, giving you a brief hug before slowly moving in the direction Dawyn went.Seeing Smoke and Tanssija and not wanting to detract from their festivities, you pick a random direction and wander away from camp. Smoke looks up to go and say something, but Tanssija stops him as you wander by. For a few minutes you wander in this state, not really caring or aware of where you are going, at least until you register cobblestone underneath you and realize that you are in the outskirts of Shibashikha.What do you do?
>>42549652Feeling a bit numb, we turn our neck until our joints pop, turning the other way to tiredly scan the horizon for souls. The town center feels too crowded and unappealing even at this distance, harassing the bookstore owner on our own in this state seems foolhardy, which leaves cleaning the graveyard. Careful manual labor, exactly what we need to keep our mind free of thought.'Morena give me strength.'
>>42549652We sit down and stare into space, allowing our eyes do its thing and let tears trickle down our face. Dealt with an unending chatter box! Fucking wouldn't let me go or stay quiet for at least 5 minutes to let me write. I had more to write, but forgot about it. Thank FUCK we have badders, or else I would have to listen to them drone on and on about nothings!
>>42549652 I've calmed down a bit, so let's give this another try, assuming I have time.We look up at the sky to get a rough estimate on how much time had passed.'I've wandered pretty far. No point in turning back either... I shouldn't have let Hannu go after her... Perhaps it was the wrong time... We were all having fun, but now...'Tears begin to cascade down our face.'I ruined it. That's not what this day is suppose to be about.'Downhearted and hating everything, only one word comes bubbles up to the surface. A word we've never used for ourself."Fuck!"
Rarity loves pampering her pretty pony princess.
>>42546666its over
>>42547851FUCKK NOOO NOT DASHIE GIVE HER MANE BACK NOWWWW
>>42548397no ;)
>>42547851Bald
>>42549513Baldash
Just finished reading a fanfic where Chrysalis turns Cozy Glow into a changeling queen. It's both really messed up, gorey, and painful. Anyway, here's a thread dedicated to changeling queen Cozy Glow, Cozy Glow body horror, and just generally horrific stuff happening to Cozy Glow.
>>42547083In her mind, yes. For everyone else? No.
>>42547839it stilll counts
>>42548384Nope!
>>42549110dang
>>42483428Stop crying
My goal in life is to create a machine I call the Cutinator which will shoot out cutie-rays that turn everything they touch into their cartoon counterpart and all humans into ponies. I once read in a sci-fi book that it is possible to use the sun to amplify signals so basically I would build a bunch of Cutinators once I made some money selling toys and pets I cutiefied with it and bundle the cutie-rays together with mirrors and shoot them into the sun which will cause the entire Earth to be cutiefied in a few minutes and the universe to be cutiefied at the speed of light.
>>42547718Villain?
>>42540445That already exists and is being used since 2016.
>>42538145Lol, what a cuck
>>42538145KWAB
>>42538145Anon...
Equestria at War is the best war game with ponies.
>>42543873Even poni couldn't make me touch that game again. The hero units are so fucking awful to work with and it only gets worse the longer a campaign goes on. And the devs are terrible autists intent on forcing everyone to play the way they want.
Did anyone play that Equestria on Earth mod yet? How good is it?
>>42548797Its good. Play it.
>>42549077proofs?
>>42500532war is le bad?
"Yes. I like this new weapon." editionThread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59XagRDHq_UOLD THREAD: >>42442668Pony maps, sprays, and micspam!Reskinned vanilla maps (with mares) by our very own anons!Come relive the heyday of pony TF2 with your friends from /mlp/!Visit our official website to check out the server info from your browser: https://mlp.tf/>Server infoServer IP: tf2.15.ai OR 74.91.123.131:27015Password: check filenameComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>42526190Pretty Luna
>>42500334I hate video games
Okay, hopefully everything'll be up over the course of the new few days so long as all the videos get approved.
>>42546291consul ur cute
Which was the better movie?
>g4: badly written, anything of interest was cut out>g%: the only part of the entire gen any amount of effort and care was put into, all concepts and ideas presented were cut and ignored in the rest of the gen and everything was made for preschoolers
>>42548435Too true
>>42541923>>42541923The 2017 movie is still going to be the best movie for me even if its flawed it was way interesting. ANG didnt do it for me also one of the things that really pisses me off it's fans getting mad over Twilight stealing the seaponies pearl yet Sunny and her bitches think it's a good idea to steal both unicorn a pegasi crystals and when they are caught they dont get into trouble Also it was very dumb the earth crystal was hidden inside the lighthouse this whole time and sunny never bother to check from the beginning
>>42548435Sprout is only motivation is because he is jealous of hitch and hate other horses but they still making look like a joke at least Tempest was more intimidating
>"'Clopping'? As in the sound of hoofsteps on stone? What in Equestria do you think our genitals are made of, Anon?"
>>42548424>confirming he's a tourist from another board by malding at ponyspeak
>>42547026>>42547031>>42548389Sweet Celestia, everypony here surely must beparaspriting.
>>42547026It's not the sound of your hoof striking your genitals you dumb slut. Do you think "fap" is the sound of me punching my dick? Why would you use your hoof to masturbate with in the first place? It would be like rubbing a clit with the flat part of my fingernail. The clop is the sound of your hoof impacting the seat of the chair or the ground below you while you use the back of your forearm or your wrist to rub your gross blown out coochie. Fucking whorse.
>>42548359You sound like a thirdo who doesn't know how language works.
>>42547026It's the sound of cantering, OP.
Archive and share your collection of pony media ITT.1. Collect all the files you want to share and put them into an archive. For cross-platform compatibility, prefer zip.2. Upload the archive file to pone.rs or your file-sharing host of choice. Self-hosting is acceptable, too.3. Link the archive file here.4. Rate others' collections.5. ?????6. FUN!Feel free to annotate, sort, and catalogue your collection. Optionally, split it into volumes. Compress if you wish, but you won't get a good ratio with multimedia files anyway. Include audio and video files as well if you want--it doesn't have to be all pictures. Bonus points for rare files not accessible elsewhere.{ curl -i -F files[]=@yourfile.jpeg https://pone.rs/upload?output=text; } # Upload a file to pone.rs. You can do it on the webpage, too, of course.{ zip -r out.zip input_directory/; } # Archiving with `zip`.{ tar -cvf out.tar input_directory/; } # Archiving with `tar`.
>>42549193Well, that's fine. I had minor fun doing it.
>>42549220Glad you had fun, Anon.
You can still download Pony Swag via the original download link: http://cosmicduck.net/ponyswag/PONY%20SWAG%20Digital%20Single.zip
>>42541761>Pony imageboard history: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yonxyTSCqc4dqeb1ImMLvCCp8hYcWeDS964kA0DHehs/b/ being the gay one and /co/ having normal IB culture is rather surreal to read about
>>42543871>(also accessible as https://poneponepone.org/)(\
Previous thread:>>42424515Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630
>>42547956pov you changed it to a mango
Pinkie Poppins
>>42548284Do not underestimate the call of the froot
>>42549596Bats don't get cutie marks, they get frootie marks
>Don’t worry Sunset we have anon to help us solve this silly, little debacle.>Go ahead and tell us which one of us you think is prettier.>Don’t be shy about whatever answer you give were just curious.>Well anon?>Spit it out!
>>42547178Starlight
>>42549033Suns**t doesn't even have a single parent.
>>42549172
>>42549357Why did you post Trixie's mom?
>>42549172>doesn't have a single parentCelestia's married??
is there any good pony content on youtube anymore? Barring music, i havent found much that catches my eye these days
>>42548793plenty
>>42548793klvrika's videos are kino to me
>>42548793join the rewatch streams, easiest way to be presented a lotta new content
>>42548833pedo
You can always rewatch the show, preferably alone.
Previous Thread: >>42280360Summer showers Edition(it's Perseids time)Twilight's favourite books:https://ponepaste.org/7844Fanfic Reading:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prRRFDntQpW72wZ8lo0INYiTwilight music playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prOF6FYfBqoCtdz-D-7uUP9Pastebins:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42547333Based
>>42548506Cute!
More Twilight in pretty dresses
>>42548506Look at her slide!
Changeling is sad ;(
>>42548482He is a cute tiny buggo.
>>42548585>>42548585>>42548585>>42548585
>>42548161If I lick his teeth, will he open his mouth for more?
>>42543510>>42547942I really wish after Pharynx reformed to Skittlebug he immediately used his transformation magic to return to his old look>I like this better
who cares? Changeling drones are exclusively males.
