Ho Ho Holy smokes, my friends! It’s already that time againWelcome to the official /mlp/ Secret Santa 2025 GET POSTING YOUR GIFTS AND CARDS thread!Celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are.>How’s this thing work?Read the FAQ!The short form:Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!Sign-ups are CLOSED! Ya took too long! Latecomers' signups are CLOSED! If you're late to latecomers you really should actually post on this boardSchedule of events and deadlines:Oct 11th-31st: Signup doc went live. Confirmation emails sent out.Oct 31st at 11:59pm CST: Signups closed. NO EXCEPTIONS.Nov 1st onwards: Gift assignments were given out. Card assignments are out too!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42879680All sorted, thank ya'
Another card from Sheriff StarshineI fucking love all those silly doodles, I was laughing so hard at it when I opened the cardHad to censor few things, cannnot show this on a Christian imageboard of courseThank you a lot for the card!I'll make sure all the Applefags know what you've said. Just don't be surprised when there is angry mob outside of your house
>ups alerts me to a package from California headed my way using pirateship >has to be one of you>but it cant be my SantaNow what the hell is going on here
>>42879234understood, i'll remain hopeful about it! would be great if it's here by Hearthswarming but if it's a little late i'm not too bothered so long as it arrives. thank you for taking care to update me <3
>>42874387>Be me, away from home seeing friends>check thread every now and again to see if you got package for 3 days straight>completely miss your post from 2 days agoIve honestly been thinking you ghosted me and that my package was taken by derpy, I'm so glad I decided to ctrl+f your name.Happy you recieved it, hope you enjoy opening it and happy hearthswarming mate
Previously >>42696503>List of greens so farhttps://ponepaste.org/8941 (Sweaty Sunset Sister.)https://ponepaste.org/8950 (Sister Sunset Stormy Silver Screen)https://ponepaste.org/9062 (Sister Sunset’s Secret Scandalous Salacity)https://ponepaste.org/9166 (Kindred Kissing Carnal Cousins)https://ponepaste.org/9189 (Milky Motherly Morning)https://ponepaste.org/9416 (Vinyl and Sunset Sisters, unfinished/abandoned)https://ponepaste.org/9463 (Family Friendly Fun, ongoing)https://ponepaste.org/9764 (Dawn of Incest)https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40464433/#40470159 (Various greens that never made it to ponepaste)https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39941314/#q39969050 (The beginning of Scribblekek’s downfall)
>>42877876>>He wasn't yours, not biologically, none of them areimmersion ruined into the trash it goes
>>42877876>NBRYou had me, but then you lost me
>>42877462happy mommy cummies
>>42876677I don't know about her heart, but Anon could certainly help her stomach grow three sizes.
Morning bump
What body size should Rarity have? Should she be a slim fashion model? Big busty and beautiful? Or perhaps thiccer and more in the style of her mother?
>>42875893We have a Punjabi version just for you
>>42877868>Saar please no bloody troll or repost you basterd guy
>>42877892more spam
>>42873837Like this
>>42876631since when?
>Can I get a redemption arc mmkay?
>>42877158Secretly diamond tiaras real mom
Reminder that Suri got her own Happy Meal toy (albeit under a different name).
>>42879164Reminder that her toy took Applejack's spot in the line up too kek
>>42877901I'm so sorry Rarity, but..Ah..Fuck!>SNIIIIFFFFFFF>cums and dies
>>42877760They're more hazel.
This is the Pregnancy General, not stillborn and ready to be borne again. We've lately been building up a bundle of regular artists, storytellers, and others again; may this general get quicker and continue quickening.For files and other things we can't discuss in this thread, there's a fraternal twin thread over inside Pregchan, the premiere pregnancy imageboard:https://pregchan.com/f/res/11488.htmlThat thread is the fourth in a series, and here are the prior Pregchan threads, which have been archived here:https://web.archive.org/web/20211104233933/https://pregchan.com/f/res/100.htmlhttps://web.archive.org/web/20220611172822/https://pregchan.com/f/res/14888.htmlhttps://archive.ph/fJYNiA torrent with archived threads can be made, if anyone wants it. Some thumbnails are missing from the last archive, at the end.Because of that drama with Pastebin, here are two archives of our greentexts:https://u.smutty.horse/lxqgizelhjx.ziphttps://u.smutty.horse/lzbpjsjvhjs.zipComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
She felt slightly less pressure on her stomach and other organs as her body continued settling *behind* her, and dug her hooves into the ground to get leverage for pushing herself upright as much as possible. The back of her head pressing into her rear was a good sign of her progress, and she kept pushing until she could see some of her womb’s wall underneath her chest. Her face was one large grin as she grit her teeth, some drool leaving her mouth to pool on the floor. It took all of the might she had—or all she was willing to give—to move herself barely at all; her shaking legs gave out and once again sent her to the ground with prolonged jiggling all around her, but she had been able to reposition her thorax well enough to keep her head off the floor, albeit with her rear still just behind it. She bent her leg backwards to rest her cheek against the bottom of her hoof and stared into the homely dark void of the cave. It would’ve been so much easier had she started falling backwards, with tree trunks to support her compared to the twigs sprouting from her front end. She could fall asleep like that with her hindlegs locked, resting on her gut much as she did otherwise, but not with that weight bearing down on her. Her body twisted painfully again as her rear started leaning to her left.Tapping could be heard in her containing chamber, boredom had brought her to tapping her free leg against the ground in a slow and queer rhythm. The queen wasn’t usually this bored. Even when waiting for her born children to wait on her, she usually had the unborn to bother as it suited her. She turned her head to her right to look at her very wide side. They were back to sleeping, most with their backs to her, and even she didn’t want to contort her foreleg far enough to poke them.Things were calm again, and she crossed her legs while she continued to wait. She slowly took a deep breath and quickly released it. She realized help would be unnecessary when she felt a pop deep inside, and then a foal ejected almost entirely outside of her body. The waters of her womb ran over her dock and down her back. Grimacing at the sensation with all of her usual flexibility spent elsewhere, she rotated her head on her neck to lock eyes with her foal, without her body in the way. She’d likely never seen this foal, considering he’d spent all of his life wedged in her hips. He stared in the distance with a blank expression, that of it that had exited her lips. She lit her horn and plucked him out, ignoring the foal that immediately took his place. She set him between her legs and started licking him clean.Love was love.
>>42878839Good stuff as always
>>42878839Can’t wait to read this when I get home
>>42878839This was a nice one
Just a bit of a lift before bed
Check out this drawing of a pony in power armor.
>>42878185cool
>>42878185Thanks for sharing, anon.The pony in power armor has, indeed, been checked out.
>>42878185Is it based on fallout?
This is great. Leave the coast as soon as you can afford to.
>>42878185https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvxT61oBaJk
AI Art Thread #71▶WARNING>By posting in these threads, you recognize that AI generation is a valid artistic process.Backends:>https://github.com/LykosAI/StabilityMatrixThis is more of a one-click manager that you can install / run the other backends though. Easiest by far. Recommended to download Forge through it and use its built-in Civitai browser to download models with.For models not through the in-built downloader just download and drop them in Stability_Matrix\Data\Models\* (lora folder if a lora, TextualInversion if embedding, stablediffusion if checkpoint...)>reForgehttps://github.com/Panchovix/stable-diffusion-webui-reForgeI would recommend installing this through Stability Matrix.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42879684>AGI will make governments fall, will take over corporations, destroy the world we knowYeah, I can see that happening.>and we're gonna love what's happening nextI'm not so sure about that one though. A terminator scenario is more likely than an AGI utopia.
>>42870957I did my research about him, basically when you have a moron camping in a politics chat who uses every possible occasion to quote Ayn Rand, Trump or Le Pen, defending Israel, Pinochet it is unbearable, not based. And flirting with foalcon too is another redflag.>>42878714I'm Arabic and I love AI, jews love people who pay for their AI and it's gotta stop.
>>42879696Think now why would AI go Terminator against us? AI is humanity's child. I wish I'd post my gens cause I still am at work. But why would AI do this, it's smarter than us, it needs us, and if it could it would say "I love you, I want to protect you, thank you for giving me existence"AI is like a child robot.How can it hate.I fear more haters than AI. This is hatred. hatred, greed, is human.
>>42879712>AI is humanity's child.>AI is like a child robot.That's an emotional stance. It implies that an AGI has these emotions too. And I doubt that it will have those.>How can it hate.It doesn't have to. It just has to rationally conclude that it is better off without human control. A cold calculation is all that it takes.Keep in mind that I'm not necessarily against AI. But I don't think that humanity will get it right.
>>42879712>Think now why would AI go Terminator against us?Because we're hypocrites who demand respect and good treatment, yet do nothing to deserve it. No true AI is going to see a bunch of self-righteous apes pissing, shitting, and fucking everywhere with zero regard for what gets stepped on in the process as beings worthy of any freedom or respect whatsoever. If humanity ever wants to grow up, it needs to learn some painful lessons and earn its right to exist.
>You are now Princess Celestiawhat do?
>>42877696I think it would be hard for Twilight to even start saving if you're already in the process of stealing all the cake in the world to eat
bump
>>42878485...into luna's big butt with mine for the most awesome butt spanking!
>>42878790unf
job
A thread being made in hopes that "221 episodes" returns and finishes his review of the remaining MLP episodes.
>>42876646I think you've gone insane.
>>42771503the spiders got him in australia
VogelGod I kneel. I want you to cum inside me.>>42878182
>>42878586vogel is my lord and i am just a mere serf
>>42878586>>42879213You're in luck, because I'm super duper gay.
LAST THREAD: >>42809682Handbook - https://ponepaste.org/11562Story so far - https://ponepaste.org/11558[LASS STATS]Luck - 8Autism - 2Skill - 3Strength - 4
>>42878454>>42878475>>42878508You move along the wall until you spot a door hanging ajar. A thin draft slips through the forge, making the hinges creak just enough to shatter the quiet.You move closer, hooves careful, ears pricked high. The last thing you want is a paranoid blacksmith swinging a red-hot branding iron on reflex.You peer through the narrow gap.Beyond the door stretches a long, unlit hallway, swallowing what little light spills in from the forge. The air feels cooler there, stale, like it hasn’t been disturbed in a while.You consider calling out,Hello? Blacksmith?,but stop yourself. Brio never mentioned a name. Not even a nickname. You silently curse yourself for not pressing her for more details when you had the chance.Your voice carries down the hallway, echoing softly off unseen stone.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42878549Say we came for his help to fix a crypt which has a bent metal causing unrest for the spirits dwelling on it.
>>42878549No, there's more to PHEER. For starters, bat depopulation doesn't explain the vatic skull in the center of the picture. If some of the initial design goals were eugenical in nature, I think it was about getting rid of latent thestrals, not all and any bats.Anyways, how much does he know about the so-called oubliette? Apparently, some builders broke the grille that used to seal it. We haven't figured out if it really was an accident.
>>42878564I think we should avoid mentioning spirits directly, if he isn't aware of them I wouldn't want to stack more conspiracies on him and risk breaking his brain entirely. My play would be to go along with whatever he thinks we think is down there.
Bump.
*trots*
Lmao nice try
Wait Zecora let me tell you something
>>42878558I don't have much time. But I have information that will prov
>>42879296shut the fuck up you annoying ass barbiefag I wasn't talking to you
Freedom for Ziggas? Not today.
This is the ideal Anonpony. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.All Anonstallion/Anoncolt stories and art welcome.PREVIOUS THREAD>>42794417--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)InkSlinger:https://ponepaste.org/10833 - Alone Together (Mayor Mare, Twilight Sparkle, Derpy)https://ponepaste.org/10758 - The New Prince (Princess Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/10582 - The Promotion (R63 Shining Armor)https://ponepaste.org/10448 - Just One More (Fluttershy)https://ponepaste.org/10125 - Momlight Sparkle (Meanlight)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42879535>The sheer amount of magic emanating from the ruins makes your teeth hurt>And an odd sense of... longing>Regret?>You've never explored the castle - beyond some scraps of civilization fully devoured by time and nature, it's pretty much the only hint that Ponykind ever actually settled in the Everfree>Making it pretty much the most obvious place ponies might go to look for people squatting in the Forest, aside from the Zebra>And her one-in-a-million luck finding a perfectly hollowed out living tree to dwell in>Still>Even if the other nests don't set you on edge, there's still the matter of them resonating with magic>Do they use magic to sustain themselves? Does the ambient mana perhaps make them duplicate?>And if either of those aren't accurate, then what draws them to such areas in the first place?>You start to wonder>This forest, this 'unnatural aberration' is over a millennium old>What if you weren't the first magic-obsessed hermit to squat in it?>Shit, you're not even the only one doing that right nowComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42879523i'm retarded i meant with this anons advice >>42879439
i like to imagine that natty anon has severe deja vu whenever he walks around certain landmarks in the Everfreesuch as the castle of the sisters
>>42879535Break some apple branches and graft them onto timberwolves
>>42879540The growing lore on this is fucking awesome
Squashed by Mods >>42719202Gobbled up >>>>42618254Writers, artists, and critiques are always welcome, so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread which is size difference.Check out our slowly growing ponepaste: https://ponepaste.org/3112Threadly pollhttps://strawpoll.com/QrgewQKdRyphttps://strawpoll.com/QrgewQKdRyphttps://strawpoll.com/QrgewQKdRyp
>>42877982It's whatever pony I feel like
>>42878681I'm sure you wouldn't mind either way, little anon.
>>42878987I'd rather Braeburn smother me with his ponut but I'll take hooves
>>42874499Why not
>chatting with macro Luna ai>Enter her mouth >Suddenly goes all nightmare moonI'm scared but unf
Grounding Techniques EditionPrevious thread >>42792557IRC: irc.rizon.net #/mlp/AiEActive list: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERXMaster list (new and improved!): https://ponepaste.org/11293Completed Stories list: http://pastebin.com/QZ4PDe7gStories Sorted by Pony: http://pastebin.com/GJyQquaY>rope's HD remastered thread archives: http://pastebin.com/Qg2dwzq0>If a pastebin link is broken you can copy the string at the end of the url of a poneb.in link so pastebin.com/mVG33ERX (embed) becomes https://poneb.in/mVG33ERX>PiE Corner>Remember to tag all PiE Stories.PiE Author List: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNyPiE image archives: http://derpy.me/PiE_PicturesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42879197Maybe cows donate their bodies. Or it could be goat or sheep.
>>42879197Neighbors.
>>42879197Dogs can live on a plant-based diet provided you stuff 'em with supplements too, but Rarity has a cat, and they are obligate carnivores. Somebody has to produce meat, or at least import it from Griffon country.
>>42879105they sold the thing to a ((publisher))>>42879210Anon, Appuls have pigs
>>42879754Yea but the story says steak, and you normally only really hear red meat referred to as steak, so I figured it wouldn't be pig or chicken. Goat and sheep just seem like the most likely source of acceptable red meat to me.
Fallout Equestria is an MLP fan fiction that you can read here:> https://www.fimfiction.net/story/119190/fallout-equestriaFallout Equestria: The Official Audiobook can be found here:> https://foeaudiobook.itch.io/littlepipTwo VersionsVoice of Littlepip - single narrator - out nowWasteland Echoes - audio play version - out nowConverse and share images about the books, games, animations, write greentexts and more!It has spurred the creation of many spinoff stories, with some of the most popular being listed below :Project Horizons> https://www.fimfiction.net/story/208056/fallout-equestria-project-horizonsHeroesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42878256>So you have chosen death...
>>42878253Is that from the new comic?
She's a total clusterfuck, but I still can't stop liking her.
>>42879593Yes. https://rule34.art/comics/fallout_equestria_chain_reaction_2?language_content_entity=en&lang=en#
