Let's get another one of these threads going.Wherein ponies don't have genitalia. Any art or stories/greens or anything else you want to share, do it here.(Also, we all know what Faust said, and we all know about Pinkie in The Last Round Up. We don't care, consider it an AU if you will.)Some good stories about featureless Equestria:https://ponepaste.org/4035 (Rainbow Dash)https://ponepaste.org/4041 (Applejack)https://ponepaste.org/4475 (Twilight)https://ponepaste.org/4485 (Fluttershy)https://ponepaste.org/4483 (Pinkie)https://ponepaste.org/5108 (Fluttershy)https://ponepaste.org/10171 (Lyra)
>>42896008Kisses?
>>42896008One imagines that tribadism (scissoring) still works.
Off Nine, please.
>>42897022Both for me
greens
>"Do you like my new bikini Anon?"
>>42895884Both belong on my dick
>>42896615She's just so damn cuteMy heart
>>42897023Love this outfit
my sides
>>42894493Quibble...
SHART!!
>>42896601Within these hallowed halls, we, the scholars of /dbs/, the scholars of /mlp/ love sharty parties. We shart, and we fart with the best of them. Joining us are top-notch sharters and farters like SHARTku, BRAPjita, STINKY Pie, STINKcord, Jiren the BROWN PANTS, FARTlight Glimmer, ZenOHGODTHATREEKS, and BRAPPLEjack.
>>42896601SHART-ME-PANTS-ME-HAAAAAAAAA!!!!
I LOVE WATCHING ADULT FOALS SHART IN THEIR DIAPERS!!!
>"You want some Nonny?"
>>42895370Jiggly
>>42895571Spinning is a neat trick
>>42895191indeed>>42897485
These three learning that friendship is good while working together to destroy it would have made a great plot for a little girls show. Do you think that the fact that they never reform is a mature take on the reality where evil intentions and appreciation for others are not mutually exclusive or just sub-60 iq writing?
>>42896471Its difficult. Were this not an idyllic world where friendship can solve anything, I would say the lesson is fine. Because in reality there are toxic people who never change. Who take your kindness and offer none in return. Just broken people. IrredeemableBut I still maintain that the feel of the show was ruined by introducing the frailty, fallen nature of our real world into it. Next they'd tackle rape, murder, war, genocide etc. Pony never should have been this dark.
>>42897508I feel like that lesson is taught by Sombrero in S9. He doesn't reform and gets his shit slapped again. He and discord should've been the example to teach the others 'either reform and hang out or don't and taste the rainbow'
>>42897508>But I still maintain that the feel of the show was ruined by introducing the frailty, fallen nature of our real world into it.Same
>>42896984>chrysalis had the chance to redeem after getting curbstomped by starlight glimmer>she refused>cozy glow had the chance to redeem after school raze>she refused>tirek was always evil and had no reason to want redemption
>>42897462They all had multiple opportunities to kill their opponents, which they didn't do. And really, this goes for any reformed villain prior to their rehabilitation. Just because they acted evil hardly makes them unfit for a second chance, especially with the logic of the show prior.>If you let them go, No, actually help them reform and be a better person. Don't just give up on them.>>42897558>chrysalis had the chance to redeem after getting curbstomped by starlight glimmerProbably the best argument, but it was still one offer, right after her defeat, without any attempts to actually convince her. Compare this to all the chances Discord got despite literally mocking the Main 6 for trying to reform him.>cozy glow had the chance to redeem after school razeIncorrect. No one offered her a chance to reform nor did they even so much as attempt to help her see the error of her ways. All Twilight said was that she was wrong, then the other students called her bad. That's all. There was no chance offered.>tirek was always evil and had no reason to want redemptionAgain, no attempt to reform him. Discord was also always evil before the show as far as we know, and was given plenty of chances.
I'm goin' to a con in january and I'm meetin' the VA for my fav pony, pinkie pie, any questions?
>>42896638>Now that you are a soon-to-be-mother, do you feel sorry for Applejack who became a dyke and a genetic dead end for her family?
>>42897445>>42897446She is not Ashleigh, dumbass.
>>42897407>just ask the exact same questions everyone always asks at every single con she ever goes to, else you might be LE CRINGERetard.
>>42896638Ask her some generic question like what her favorite song was, then subtlety slide in the word snowpity to see if she browsed here.
>>42897588I guarantee no one on the entire staff except Faust actually visited this board even once
>comes to you>adjusts glasses>smirks>you will lose your wizardry powers
>>42875065There's Chuck Norris facts.There's Silver Spoon facts.Silver Spoon's bedtime story was Thus Spake Zarathustra.Diamond Tiara would not be badass without Silver SpoonSilver Spoon IS AnonymousJohn Rambo had a knife. Arthur had Excalibur. Doomguy had a chainsaw, Silver Spoon has a spoon.When Storm King attacked Equestria, Silver Spoon was observingCozy Glow's fate was better than being bullied by Silver SpoonComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42896735Such silvery facts!
Like fuck I will yer pint sized, four eyed, bug-eyed, grey-looking little bastard.
>>42896141nice
I'm running low on filly silver spoon images
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42897133>anon asks them to stop>they disregard it as a gift of rejection to everypony outside >soon there are visitors from all over Equestria to watch this fascinating creature refuse even theit most charming, the prettiest and the distinguished no matter how witty, sweet or imposing>some came to be entertainend, some to learn, about pick ups, about the mind of mare, about the alien>but anon takes a while to answer the door now, soon there are bets for when he will stop answering it>the day finally comes a month later>as the sun sets the grandstand clops their hooves for what they consider the show finale: anon went a whole day without answering the door, bets are over, booths announce sales to liquidate whatever hasn't sold yet, the crew to disassemble the everything has been called>most of the line goes away>but for some mares in line, there HAS to be SOME answer>they prepared themselves and waited their turn, anon WILL see her, either to reject or to grant her victory
>>42897198And that’s when the fire hoses came out.
>>42897198>that line of mares has collapsed to a circle not far from anon's door>as their impatience and frustration feed their thoughts, their thoughts feed their vocal chords and reciprocrate echoes of desire, planting into each other's ears the seeds of despair that will stretch their branches to poke the veils that contain their sanity, only to dry in the boredom they would find within their wait deep into the night, to meet the sparkle of madness and together feed the fire of their infernal lust>the council has reached an agreement >yes you see, anon doesn't open the door>because >he accepted our advances to the next stage>the talking is over, finally>now>he wants us to break in any way we can>and then attempt to get physical with him>the circle of mares becomes a line again
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>>42897226Oh dear
Can we get an edit thread going?
Requesting a boob edit. Show accurate and/or them squeezed together against each other.
>>42893238Based
>>42895784Seconding this edit
We need more big tiddy shimmer
>>42897058Agreed
Don't let griffons alone this Christmas! Catbirds needs your attention and love, they just want to play with (You).Post everything you have of, even hippogriffs if you want!
>>42894932Every other gryphon fan I saw in the fandom was fucking mentally unstable
>>42896751Stop hating on hot griff girl-on-girl action.
What are you going to have for dinner this holidays, griffonbros?
>>42895614At first, I was super excited to hear you liked my posts so much. Then I realized you were probably talking about the actual artist in the thread...>>42896729Yes. Most griffon domestic disputes are cause by their boyfriends hitting on other males.>>42896910How so? And how many were there really?>>42897386Bachelor chow in a can. Maybe some chinese food too.
>>42897548Sure, I weight the artist-made stuff a little heavier in my mind - but that's not to say your gens aren't enjoyed, griffbro. Keep em up.
>"The villain I appear to be."
>>42896461>every thread is a slide thread
>>42896962why would you think that? there are plenty of generals here too you know.
>>42896899Yeah, shame it never got more content. The girl was cute
>>42896968generals are cancer
>>42897042As opposed to one off mare bump threads?
Discuss vidya and play with fellow horsefuckers.Pony vidya, pony mods and related videogame discussion are also encouraged, any type or genre of videogame is welcome.If you want to play a certain game with /mlp/ don't hesitate to ask. People might just join and play with you. Don't be afraid to add each other. Who knows, maybe (You) will start up a new staple group?More importantly, have fun!Vidya's played last thread: Age of Mythology Retold, Age of Empires 2 DE, Barotrauma, Deep Rock Galactic, Equestria at War, Golf With Your Friends, Minecraft, Megaspell, Left 4 Dead 2, Rust, Sven Coop, War Thunder, Borderlands 2, Lethal Company, Mindustry, Truck Simulator, Empire at War, Pony Kart DS, Among Us, Halo, UT2004Vidya's played before: Black Ops 3 Zombies, Killing Floor 1 and 2, OpenTTD, PAYDAY 2, Project Zomboid, Satisfactory, SCP: Containment Breach Multiplayer, SRB2Kart, Tabletop Simulator, Terraria, Vintage Story.Previous thread: >>42717396
>>42896885God, I hope this releases on Steam and becomes a genuine lifesim to rival the sims and immersive inzoi
Played Equestria at War for the first time. Yesterday I got shit on but today having a better run, we're about to push the changelings back to the border. Are their divisions supposed to be far qualitatively superior? It felt like we prepared and made decent divs but their infantry has 4x our soft attack. Is the answer just researching more tech and playing catchup?
>>42897563>playing the Obligatory Pony in the Furry modThe answer is 'you get raped by some random event out of the blue' regardless of what you attempt.
>>42897577I didn't want to think that was the reason but is Equestria really arbitrarily weak just because it's Equestria?
>>42897585Literally yes.I think the only routes that aren't arbitrarily such are either Mulligan Resistance (not arbitrary) or post-civil-war successor states (not weak or not arbitrary), but even those routes could have been made arbitrarily weak now.
We know that two ponies of one type can give birth to ponies of another type. What would happen if two pegasi living in Cloudsdale gave birth to an earth pony or a unicorn? They would need to leave their home because their foal cannot walk on clouds.
>>42894981Sounds like a small subculture of delusional nobles. Like the humble sloth that climbs down to take his weekly shit, the common pegasi fly down from their clouds to graze and frolic in the same dirt growing grasses their eohippus ancestors grazed.
>>42896931>non-challengesExplain?
>>42897214Cloud living, travel being much shorter, windows being doors in the air, >image
>>42894821Modern Cloudsdale construction uses magically enriched versions of standard materials."Aviated" Brick/Concrete/Asphalt/Steel/Glass/etc., as I like to call it.
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Ho Ho Holy smokes, my friends! It’s already that time again!Welcome to the official /mlp/ Secret Santa 2025 GET POSTING YOUR GIFTS AND CARDS thread!Celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are.>How’s this thing work?Read the FAQ!The short form:Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!Sign-ups are CLOSED! Ya took too long! Latecomers' signups are CLOSED! If you're late to latecomers you really should actually post on this boardSchedule of events and deadlines:Oct 11th-31st: Signup doc went live. Confirmation emails sent out.Oct 31st at 11:59pm CST: Signups closed. NO EXCEPTIONS.Nov 1st onwards: Gift assignments were given out. Card assignments are out too!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42897005Oh hey, didn't think anyone else made art on canvas for their cardees this year but that is cool! Hope yours arrived and that your cardees are just waiting for horsemas, rarityanon. But I must say your uncropped image is bugging me
>>42897005NICE CROP JOB FAGGOT RETARD PHONEPOSTER
>>42896636Deer spotted!
>>42897538Don’t be rude, it’s Christmas
>>42897552Dude be ron't, Christmasn't!
Swordsmare editionPrevious thread: >>42637232Thread links:Voice archivehttps://drive.google.com/open?id=1DZ-l58cvcfnzU6NeOwzBFTRZBTzylE3GGreenshttps://pastebin.com/4EdcwVeNhttps://pastebin.com/1wd0YfDmhttps://pastebin.com/6jZyENuMhttps://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Category:Flabrushttps://pastebin.com/u/docmajor119https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Category:RahzmaComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42896119>meanwhile at the iwtci competition
>>42895694Sweet and wholesome.
