>I can tell from your anxiety, that you have a massive crush on me.
>>42875929
>>42876154>>42876219>>42876263did you know that orange rhymes with banana?
>>42876235I knew your smart ass was gonna say exactly that. That is why I said NATURALLY. Of course, if your forcibly stress the "ty" syllable, then it's a rhyme an amateurish one, but a rhyme nonetheless
>>42876154You need to understand most of this board is despicably ESL.
>>42876911>t. ESL
Sometimes, Hearths Warming can quickly turn into a flanks warming.Featured stories:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40624270/#40673036Hearthswarming Festival by DCFTEFhttps://ponepaste.org/10454Do It Yourself by Panhttps://ponepaste.org/6543Old Fashioned Wife 3: Pinkie's Hearthswarming Eve by Anonhttps://ponepaste.org/6647Haystation 7 by Anonhttps://ponepaste.org/7038Stuff from last thread:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42620194/#q42640267 (Main 6 mom spank idea.)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42870516teasable
>>42874611Spanked ahead of a trip your parents aren't going on. So humiliating.What if it's just a warning to behave?
>>42876399Quite harsh for just a warning.
>>42875839Yes.
>>42876399>warning to behave?Yeah, I'd agree with >>42876541. Spanking a foal before they've actually done anything wrong crosses into the abusive. Have faith...she'll do something to deserve one soon enough.I'm thinking the whole family was busy preparing for the trip and Babs took the opportunity to be a little shit, gambling that her parents would be too busy to deal with her butt.She was wrong and had to endure a long trip sitting quietly and obediently on a sore rear end.
>you are trixie
>>42875002And you're bad.
>>42822849I'm going to cry.
>>42876505For me???
>>42876521For Trixie!
Anything goes! (Some rules apply, see below)This thread is for anyone to drop in and post whatever's on your mind right now,Just about anything goes, so feel free to share your thoughts on an episode (or a tiny detail in one) or a character; share, review and discuss pieces of fan content you've just saw, declare who best pony is, describe what you dreamt last night, and ask whatever you've been wondering about. Try to keep it pony related.All sorts of ideas, thoughts and questions are welcome, from the brief to the in-depth, especially ones that don't really fit elsewhere at the moment but also don't warrant their own thread either.Talk to each other! You'll find that sometimes asking further questions and bouncing ideas off one another can let a small thought blossom into something greater.However, please respect the following: Refrain from posting about drama (IRL and online ones), political shit, baiting and starting/participating in shitflinging/ angry shouting matches. Also try and keep it low on moral and legal arguments, they never go anywhere.Previous >>42827539
I am currently building miniature weapons and props for pony plushies, made out of real materials such as wood and steel, rather than just 3D printing them, and am losing my mind while realizing why people instead 3D print things
The unknowable GoogleTube algorithm, via the sidebar, is insisting that I ought to rent a viewing of The Truman Show. Fine film, no question about it, but that's besides the point. To my knowledge, I haven't indicated to this computer, through my browsing habits or according to its click-focused metrics, that this content is right for me. This outcome isn't healthy for a suspicious brain like mine. Should I attach a pony to this post? Ideally, yes, given that this is the pony board, but I don't think I have any ponies that fit this feeling. You'll have to make do with a next-best-thing quasi-pony. I'm sick of noticing and I wish I could notice less.
>>>/soc/
>>42876899Sex with socks? No anon, sex with mares.
>>>/deadniggerstorage/
This is the Pregnancy General, not stillborn and ready to be borne again. We've lately been building up a bundle of regular artists, storytellers, and others again; may this general get quicker and continue quickening.For files and other things we can't discuss in this thread, there's a fraternal twin thread over inside Pregchan, the premiere pregnancy imageboard:https://pregchan.com/f/res/11488.htmlThat thread is the fourth in a series, and here are the prior Pregchan threads, which have been archived here:https://web.archive.org/web/20211104233933/https://pregchan.com/f/res/100.htmlhttps://web.archive.org/web/20220611172822/https://pregchan.com/f/res/14888.htmlhttps://archive.ph/fJYNiA torrent with archived threads can be made, if anyone wants it. Some thumbnails are missing from the last archive, at the end.Because of that drama with Pastebin, here are two archives of our greentexts:https://u.smutty.horse/lxqgizelhjx.ziphttps://u.smutty.horse/lzbpjsjvhjs.zipComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42875408She’s very cute
>>42875408She’s so proud of herself
>>42873530Come back soon anon
Trinket got her colours, by the by. I'll upload everything in the new Pregchan thread, and then the boorus, in a bit.
>>42875408Absolutely adorable
Pony (or any character) becomes something different. How, why and what happens next are all up to you.This thread covers any "Character Into X" type of transformation, where any existing character becomes something they're not. This includes stuff like Rainbow Dash becoming a Griffon, Shining Armor getting genderbent, Applejack becoming a foal, Yona becoming a Pony, Chrysalis becoming slime, an OC becoming a plant, Sci-Twi becoming EQG Rainbow Dash, etc!Want to see your little ponies deal with bodily change? This is the thread for you.If you're looking for "Human to [Sapient Equestria Species]", visit the folks at /ptfg/ >>42791324Example Images:https://derpibooru.org/images/74261https://derpibooru.org/images/67482https://derpibooru.org/images/67596https://derpibooru.org/images/129256
>>42873899fitting to rainbow dash
>>42873899hell yeah
>>42875430Kino
>>42873899So is it like one eyeball? That's creepy.
post your mare stares, especially rare stares
>>42838583Dyx stare when?
>>42875798Right after N Y X gets oneThis is a request btw
>>42875170with her terrible mane?
*cough*
Last Thread>>42803326 (Cross-thread)Archived threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/%2Fjdb%2F/>What is this thread about?A place to talk about humanized/EG fillies>Why /jdb/?Based on the very first threads with greens that opened with "Hey anon, just dropped by">Some pastas:https://ponepaste.org/6155 - For Whom the Bell Tollshttps://ponepaste.org/9645 - Love GamesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42875631Cool chryssy
Bump
>Trixiehttps://files.catbox.moe/5swjju.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/pofs3r.png>Wallflowerhttps://files.catbox.moe/13r29z.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/bo2x7p.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/78xx42.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/npt8rz.png
>>42876832>embarrassed, blushy Wallyhenngngngngngnng yes.>condomsorry sweetheart, not us.
>>42876846The condom was the easiest way to imply what happens next without getting explicit, but yeah, you shouldn't use a condom with your daughterwife.
>You are now Princess Celestiawhat do?
>>42871874HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF
job to anypony
>>42822958Celestia's Elementary School for Talented Unicorns.
>>42875943Yeah that's the school she owns?
>>42876502i think that anon is saying is that celestia should go to her own school and maybe learn not to job for once
*trots*
I'd rather blow out Zecora's back.. Zeebass was made for human dih.
>>42858389Nah get back here
>Again
>page 10not so fast
Page nine, I see. You thought you were free. But it was all for naught. You got caught. Now, back to page one we go, and if you try that again, I'll whip you from head to toe...uh hoof. You get the point. GIT GOIN'!
Previous Thread: >>42750993Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.Story List:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)Grey:https://ponepaste.org/2937 (Luna)https://ponepaste.org/9978 (Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/9088 (Cadance)BetAnon:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42875505>>42875609When is the Aggie session and how long will it last btw
>>42875665If my calculations are correct, it will be in approximately 3 hours, and will officially last 50 minutes (but nothing prevents you from continuing to draw after that, the room will remain open until the stream is over)
>>42875665>>42875674starting rn!
>>42875997Damn, Watermelody is cute.
https://u.pone.rs/yqyqwkar.mp4
>big brands still using MLP to shitpost in the year 2026-1Brings a tear to my eye
>>42876818>>42876852lmao
>>42876852Oh so he's a fluttershy fan
>>42876823You know she's bout to be bread by the HMD
>>42876829Trying way too hard to fit in
"Happy Christmas!" Edition>what's this?An EQG-only Cytube stream, where we rewatch the show, the fan content, and have fun with various activities, and everyone's invited!>Cytubehttps://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Streamhttps://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Streamhttps://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream>when?Next Sunday, December 14th, at 4PM UTC.>Countdownhttps://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/8855925/eqg-stream>what are we watching this time?This time we're going to watch the official Christmas content:>"IDW Holiday Special" (comic dub)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>42876880Here's a zip file with all the pics I just posted, in case it's more convenient for someone:https://u.pone.rs/xcchsfhu.zip
Anyone catch the last shared draw canvas? Plone was spotted, along with some other really good artists. Discuss. Plone thread I guess. Anyone recognize the artist? Is that you Keeponhatin?
>>42874892w-what is she gonna do with me
>>42874892unf
>>42875229She's going to bake you a cakehttps://youtu.be/JAw3V8ScLeI
>10meters from the ground! Retard! Retard!
>>42874892Dangerously anthro droner
MISS /MLP/ 2025 WINNER EDITIONPrevious thread: >>42803930Post ponk, love ponk, cherish ponk, forfeit all mortal possessions to ponk
>>42875953THAT WAS MY FOCKIN MONEYYYYYYY
