This is the ideal Anonpony. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.All Anonstallion/Anoncolt stories and art welcome.PREVIOUS THREAD>>42794417--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)InkSlinger:https://ponepaste.org/10833 - Alone Together (Mayor Mare, Twilight Sparkle, Derpy)https://ponepaste.org/10758 - The New Prince (Princess Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/10582 - The Promotion (R63 Shining Armor)https://ponepaste.org/10448 - Just One More (Fluttershy)https://ponepaste.org/10125 - Momlight Sparkle (Meanlight)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42874015Keep it up Anon this is great and I'm curious to see how you'll blend the ideas
>>42868768>Be bug anon >Anon, KING of the changelings!>... that is until your mother can eacape Tartarus >But that's probably centuries from now!>That little bitch Thorax wanted to change things and took half the hive with him, turning him and the traitors into ugly bug-moose things>Fucking disgusting >You were in the middle of draining some crystalized love when somepony teleports into your throne room>"Why hey there bugboy, what's a king without a queen?">It's the purple communist>The same one that faggified half the hive>And she's looking at you with a very degenerate look on her face>You try not to gag at the smell of overly sweet scent of lust exuding from her"Guards, seize her!">You've always wanted to say thatComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42874037 To be fair the original NatureAnon prompt was that he just fucked off to the everfree
>>42874233Sure, but we started the chain with HermitAnon and his wizard morality then ended up circling back around to making him NatureAnon for some reason. Even with an identity death, I wouldn't see NatureAnon throwing live squirrels to Timberwolves just to see what would happen, whereas the amoral, asocial wizard hermit would. Distinctions have been and should be drawn here.
Christmas editionPrevious thread: >>42742097
>>42873368Nurse High Fever is a cutie!
>>42869941Why do we call it "Stallion thread" when the correct term should be "Faggot thread"?
>>42873870Because there's already 149 other Faggot Threads on the board.
now i see why clear sky likes him
Stallion hooves
This is the alternative MLP fan site general thread. Discussion, development suggestions, and criticisms are all welcome here.SFW Filter Month Edition>why alternate boorus?The absolute state of Derpibooru has led to the development of various alternatives. Many altbooru staffmembers are present ITT, listening to comments and answering questions.Note that this is NOT the Derpibooru drama general. Please keep posts about Derpibooru in the mlpg.co thread.>why alternate text sites?Pastebin persistently purges pony pastes. FimFiction does not allow stories in greentext format. FimFetch censors foalcon and other material deemed to be "unacceptable" by the whims of its libelous hypocrite: https://ponepaste.org/9926>general purpose boorusponerpics.org by Lotus [!!VL3e2tgvNo5]ponybooru.org by Zizzy [!DizzyMC4pc]twibooru.org by Twifag and Floorb [!!mdpTjuXo6BG]Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>42872818i may have misspoken - the software upgrade is complete; the hardware upgrade is not, we still need to look at options for that, but it's not currently dire (at least last time i checked)twifag is good but busy, like me
>>42873828>busy, like meYour case has an extra S.
>>42873828>>42873873have you tried being slightly less gay
>>42873592
Post blue spandex shorts girl.Previous Thread: >>42803793
>>42871621Unf
>>42871025I think she likes it
>>42871621very artistic pose
>>42871354Jesus, she is absolutely gorgeous
A conglomerate of content creators since we couldn't keep our own threads up alone. If you're working on something, be it musicfagging, writefagging, drawfagging, poetfagging, craftfagging, or game-devfagging come by and post for some feedback or give some of your own. If you want to start content creating why not start today?This thread is intended for ALL SKILL LEVELS, from complete beginner to seasoned expert. Don't get intimidated. We're all just hobbyists here to have fun and help each other make more pony stuff.Resource Bin:https://ponepaste.org/9401 (really needs updated, bug (the other anon) about this later)Tempo Music Archive:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GrDEeCc9B7mAkQWAx_eoRdw4bF_W-5bsaAm4otvjfWE/edit?usp=sharingDrawing Room:https://magma.com/invite/DXPPI_ZGPrevious thread:>>42498384
>>42872199
she spinny haha
>>42860021Nice!It's like a tsumtsum?
>>42873509basicly but 3-4x bigger
>>42872922
>What?
just post the original
>>42873726just post the original
>>42873743okhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuKft9LpL_0
Previous thread: >>42714879Archive Link:- https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42714879>What is this thread about?This thread revolves around stories about ponies getting bathed and pet.>Can you elaborate more?Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts.Are you new and want to write your own story but have no previous experience?Check out these guides:https://poneb.in/V1ujiyJthttps://poneb.in/bnMmZ2T3https://poneb.in/g4VpEg4f (clop specific)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Best Horse, Best Season EditionPrevious Thread >>42702930Get comfy with your showmare in here
>>42872168I'm glad I didn't save that art!
>>42872122I would take over performances to ease the burden and fail miserably at it
>>42872409Hello, sparkle
Previous thread: >>42854653>What is Open Pony?A model for Second Life that beats all other 3D pony models. Info here:https://www.equestriadaily.com/2022/05/a-showcase-of-amazing-and-completely.html>Just give me a MAREIdiotproof starter guide: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZkMo8NDwuNG8skCJI2gDbWl9LYm4Q_tN/viewA noob's guide for other noobs: https://ponepaste.org/7410Braindead simple Anonmare guide: https://smutty.mare.stream/mlajjqelswj.pnghttps://smutty.mare.stream/mjmqtlwwntf.mp4>Join the /mlp/ SL groupsecondlife:///app/group/da37f318-781a-fd7e-e8e9-1a5bbf2ebc34/aboutComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42873579>>42873385I kinda like it more without transitions, looks more silly and frenetic that way
>>42872705Fucking hell can't they let Hind have that W for once
>>42873579I like how smooth it is, I think the quality of your animations are increasing rapidly, I'm personally just not a fan of dancing on hindlegsKeep up the good work
I hope spotton is okay, saw he got evicted
MAREBOX AT 6 PM SL TIME (maybe 7 if popens want to)
Hearth's Warming EditionPost pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!Previous thread: >>42792475Writefags:mobius !9PEUyNz5zwhttps://ponepaste.org/user/Mobiushttps://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_dhm Ex Waifu Ex Machina: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Mnu1Cwn5Gaa375EoHe13-0s4wzEOdSG/viewDrawings: https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-dhmComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>new thread made an hour after i post my greenfuck it shameless repost>you’re rainbowdash>and you’re beyond antsy at this point>”hey dash, did you want anything to drink?”>you snap out of your inner world and look up at him“OH, uh, I’m good…”>”alright well i’m grabbing a water myself so shout if you change your mind”>the second he starts to move you jump up>you you set your hoof on his chest“W-WAIT, lemme grab it for you!”>you sprint to the kitchen>he doesn’t even have time to react before your back with the water“I… I mean, hey, thanks dash”Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42874250>he said “free food aint gonna kill ya dash, besides, your tax dollars went towards it anyways”>he had a stupid little grin when he said it too>gosh you really wanted to see that smug look on his face again>you always thought learning to cook was a waste of time>like yeah, sure you could scramble an egg but the oven was a decoration at best>when you popped open the lunch box on the train all the girls looked over with varying degrees of surprise>turns out anon went all in for it>he made you a hayburger, a soft pretzel, and he even had your favorite kind of brownie in there>the note inside read “took me a bit to get the pretzel right, most of the duds ended up being soft pretzel shaped bread, and after that fiasco i wasn’t gonna push it by trying a desert on my own, pinkie outclasses me by miles anyways”>”stay safe you colorful little freaker - Anon”>even though he ended it off playfully it didn’t diminish how it made you feel>it was super obvious from the start he didn’t eat hay, he told you 100 times over>which makes it pretty obvious that he learned to cook hay from scratch specifically just for you>and the worst part is, it was the best hayburger you’ve had in your lifeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42874254>the guilt is really eating at you now…>it wouldn’t have been so bad if he had just gone to bed but no he HAD to stay and wait for you>and it wouldn’t have been so bad if he had gotten his blanket and stuff in case he planned on falling asleep but no he KNEW you were coming back>and you still bailed on him>he was really excited to show you that movie too…>you didn’t even pay attention>he probably knew you weren’t paying attention>and you always made bets with him you knew you were going to win>just had to leech off of him and swindle him constantly>why does anon even hang out with you?!?!>oh buck… oh buck are you his only friend?>oh my gosh you’re the worst friend ever>he doesn’t even know anypony else that well so he just defaults to you doesn’t he…>you’re tempted to run out and fly again but thinking it through isn’t going to fix it this timeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42874255>she doesn’t seem to fully register what you’re saying as she looks down at your hands holding her hoof>she leans forward slowly like she’s going in for a hug yet squeezes her eyes shut and then jerks her hoof back from your grasp only to panic again and place it back in your grasp>she looks up at you begging for some kind of sign of approval only to shrink back before you could register what was going on>she instantly starts to break down again>it’s increasingly obvious you need to get control of the situation>you pull her into a hug hoping that eventually you can get her to calm down enough to talk>she struggles against your arms and seemingly can’t find the right spot to lay her head against you“Dash i’m really starting to worry here, did something serious happen???”>she continues to struggle to find where to place her head until she just presses her head into your neck hard enough to tilt your body to the left>”I DON’T DESERVE TO LOVE YOOOOOooooouuuu!!!!…….”>it catches you off guard at first but after a few seconds a wave of relief hits you“Oh my god, dash, that's the biggest non-issue in the world…”>you relax your arms releasing all that tension you felt a moment ago and simply pet her head“Dash, i’d love to go out with you”Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42874257>”UGH, it’s like you were super nice towards me, always doing things to make me feel nice and I didn't really balance it out y’know?”>that one really gave you a comedic puff out of your nose“Oh cmon dash, do you have an idea how i felt?”>you really meant what you said“Do you have any idea how much i owe you for making living here so much easier?”>you pull her in super tight smudging your face right into the side of her face“I really don’t think i could stand it here without you, you’ll never know how much you’ve done for me…”>you opt to give her a kiss on the cheek“You’re the most wonderful mare in the whole world, you know that right?”>she presses her lips against your cheek as if to give you a kiss>yet as seconds pass she begins to whimper>”*sniff* I *sniff* i really *sniff* REALLY love you anon *sniff*...”>she pulls you up onto the couch wrapping the blanket around the both of you as she lays on top of you pressing her lips into yours>she continues her kisses endlessly as if to subdue youComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
What where they thinking with the S8 episode "Yakity-Sax?" It's genuinely the worst episode for MLP:FIM.
>>42873060They were thinking:>"We already did this sort of story where the ponies hide their true opinions / feelings on a matter too often unly to get buttblased for it at the end and have to apologise, so let's make the other way around this time - so that they get buttblasted FOR telling the truth."It was a subversion tactic by Godber.
>>4287306028 pranks later was worse.
>>42873143>characters I really don't care about do things I really don't care aboutmy opinion on the episode: I don't care>characters I really do care about do things I really don't likemy opinion on the episode: seething rage
>>42874208>hating pinkieFreak
>>42873191I don't love the episode or anything but I don't get the hate.
Previous Thread: >>42731786/mlp/ Gmares Server!Server status: https://www.battlemetrics.com/servers/gmod/24205952Server Video Archive: https://pony.tube/c/mlpgmodserverarchive/videosTo play on the server you need to install Garry's Mod.(For Linux users please check the "LINUX Guide")LINUX Guide: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=33325216721.Enable the 64 bit Chromium Beta (which improves performance and allows extra features such as the media player to work.)Steam > Library > Garry's Mod > Betas > Beta Participation > x86-64-Chromium + 64-bit binaries2.Subscribe to the addon collection.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42873294scared amres
where is wiremod?
>>42872782:nuts:hopefully there's ponies on sunday and more kino to watch on the media player
>>42873716I ate it
This is a thread dedicated to the one that held G% together and brought G% down with her, the freed true Alicorn who is alive and unspoiled, rightful ruler of Equestria, the Terror of Creaturequestria, the strongest and most festive mare to walk the earth or even exist: Queen Opaline Arcana!>MESSAGE FROM THE QUEENhttps://files.catbox.moe/gjw4g5.mp3Remember, your queen was not singing just now. You must be hearing things again.
>>42837059Lol. Lmao even.
>>42873535
>>42873366Glorious.
>friend is an out and out brony>i've always hidden my power level so he doesn't know i'm a horsefucker, thinks i'm just a normie>get him bitchin' pony merch every christmas>he's always impressed and thinks i'm really cool for someone who's "not into MLP">doesn't know my power level secretly equals and most likely exceeds hisFeels devious, but good
>>42873902>no uI accept your concession
>>42873556This is why I don't eat or drink anything horsefuckers have made
>>42873830Yes exactly I am exactly you I got banned for 30 days without the opportunity to appeal. Seriously what is the state of this website. We can't troll or have fun anymore.
>>42873955There was a mildly fun OP a couple weeks or so ago that got nuked due to having pony basedjaks in the image. I wish it was allowed to stick around since the OP text itself encouraged storytelling and fun posts. I can get the frustration but I also haven't run into anything I have serious gripes with yet. Being banned from home for a month would suck so bad though tfw
>>42874160I hope ai take over the janitors job. This website will be better then. And it's also smart when spotting bad content.
Post G5 MaresTalk about G5 MaresDraw G5 MaresGen G5 MaresMake G5 greens
>from chudmilf to maremodelI'm ok with this
>>42873895Maremodel worked for the ChudMILF so it works.
