What where they thinking with the S8 episode "Yakity-Sax?" It's genuinely the worst episode for MLP:FIM.
>>42873060According to my graph of a decade of noting every episode each time I watch them (I watched every episode like 4-5 time now, so it starts to make sense) the worst episodes are:S08 E09 - Non-Compete ClauseS09 E07 - She's All YakS09 E19 - Dragon DroppedThe three next worst episodes are:S08 E03 - The Maud CoupleS08 E02 - School Daze [Part 2]S08 E01 - School Daze [Part 1]Why "Yakity-Sax" is not last?Probably some funny faces here and there.But to be honest, it's because the first time I watched it, because of the hype (and mood I was in), it got 5/5.2018:5/5Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42874630Based on the score degrading over time, I suspect it'll be solidly in the bottom three in a decade or so for you.
>>42874630I gotta say I'm actually always a little bit surprised at just how hated Non-Compete Clause is, when it's just a knock-off Fall Weather Friends, and that episode is usually considered by most to be one of the best episodes of season 1.
>>42874633Well, the first seasons have like 10-11 rewatch, last seasons, only 4-5.So, yeah, it will drop faster than a decade.But also, lot of shitty episodes I liked less than this one.So, yeah, it will drop, but not enough to be on the low 5 I think....I excluded the min and max (when there is enough data), and here are the new marks.Some change quite a lot, but "Yakity-Sax" is barely in the "worst10" episodes.So, yeah, it's a bad episode, but you can find worse desu.
>>42874641Gotta be honest, the student six don't help.Also, the episode is stuffed with so stupid situations.At least "Fall Weather Friends" is cartoonish when needs to be, and that change the feeling of the episode.
It's /sun/day! Let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance./Sun/day Story Archive:https://ponepaste.org/4028/Sun/ Music Playlisthttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHFBQk93qeDm43xXRDR1ISEkhdcJTuG2SHave a Celestia story that you want added to the archive?>Link to story on Pastebin or Ponepaste>Say whether the story is finished or unfinished, or if it is a one shot (this is important for sorting)>Provide a synopses of the plot (please do this, I don't like writing these)>Any other important information that you want to add, such as the thread of origin.Broken Pastebin URL? Replace pastebin.com/ with poneb.in/Humanized variants of Princess Celestia and others are unwelcome here.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42873711It should have been my face
>>42873711>Handprint on the rightThat wasn't Celestia. We can rest assured with that handprint there that this was fake news posted by her propaganda department and that if it were her the ass imprint would have been even larger.
>>42872355so cute
>>42873711What?
>>42873711that pointy bit makes it look more like teats
post your mare stares, especially rare stares
>>42873343>>42841499
>>42861234Hey strawberry, Applejack said you're shit
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>>42838583Personal fave.
>>42838583bump
Yearning Edition Previous Edition: >>42783116 Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/ Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives: https://ponepaste.org/1046 Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.in Remember: not to save anything of value on Pastebin ignore all attempts at early new threads Thread question: What hobbies would you like to share with mares?
>Anon finds out how poorly Floor Board eats>She eats only the cheapest horse-ramen around with a can of Beast Energy for a drink>For every. single. meal.>While not a professional chef, anon can cook decent enough food>Mamanon and papanon made sure he learned to cook for himself>So Anon surprised his horseNEET roomie with a nice homecooked meal after she left her den to grab her third "meal" of the day
Extra Extra read all about it, Prince Anon latest take of today winter fashion being 'lame and gay.'Fashion stars Handsome Hooves say the prince is a loser.
>>42873767Colts fighting, am’I right mares?
>high-school hoofball quarterback offers to hook you up with the colt you're crushing on>in return you have to get her alone with your sweet, kindhearted little brotherdo you succumb to temptation, dear filly? can you resist, in the face of heartache?
>>42873767>Anon crashes the fashion show by dropping from the rafters in full antarctic gear and brandishing an ice pick while demanding the brandy keg to fight off frostbite
Haven’t seen one in a long while. Let’s change that.
I'm surprised there's no Redheart in a bunny suit
>>42872335Redheart really is so chirstmas core
>>42848548Zat is not medicine!
>>42872939Please anon my dick can't handle it
Previous Thread: >>42776200Smugthena EditionTwilight's favourite books:https://ponepaste.org/7844Fanfic Reading:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prRRFDntQpW72wZ8lo0INYiTwilight music playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prOF6FYfBqoCtdz-D-7uUP9Pastebins:https://pastebin.com/u/NightlyTwilightFicComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42869028>dark twiWhat is her EVIL name?
Took a nap at my desk and had a Twilight Sparkle dream. I am at peace.
>>42874453love the way this guy draws twilight specifically
>>42874453>Took a nap at my desk and had a Twilight Sparkle dreamYou're lucky. I've never had a dream like that.
>>42874599You'll have one one day. As long as you keep loving and thinking about Twilight, she will visit you
>Take this, and that! You think you can just stare at my rump, make jokes about my weight?! Call me fat and useless!? Well take that and that! And that and that! You hear me?! How does it feel?!
>>42874545>*cough cough*>h..hh>harder
Celly... cherry pies don't talk. I think we really need to have a conversation about your self-image.
>>42874554Real assblasted about all the jobber jokes, she's got to take out her frustration somehow. And if she fought Anon she would lose because she's a jobber.
>>42874545"Y-you...">"WHAT, ANON!?">Punch>"EVEN NOW YOU DEFY ME??">*hacking caugh*"E-each time you hit me...">"What!? Each time I hit you you feel /sorry/ for yourself?">"BECAUSE YOU'RE FINALLY BEING HELD ACCOUNTABLE!?">"Because you-""Your butt jiggles...">"...">Murder.exe
>>42874550Most realistic reply here.
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>"Good morning, stud~!">"Its just me, your favorite blue pony in alllll of Equestria!">"Get out?">"Aw, c'mon, babe!">"You know you love it when I'm around.">"I see that bulge in your undies each morning~."
>>42874410That’s just morning wood.It’s just a daily function check.
>>42874622>"Need to check if the baby gravy is just right?">"I'll help you with that this morning, baby boy.">"Or every morning~."
>>42874629>"'Baby boy'?">Anon chucks an open bottle of water at the mare>The body paint washes off immediately, the blue smearing into the familiar buttery yellow>"God dammit, Fluttershy!"
>>42874631>"RAINBOW DASH WE'VE BEEN EXPOSED!">Fluttershy awkwardly tries to fly off from your window while a blue flash exits your underwear drawer.>Along with most of your underwear.
Welcome to this years winter edition of the /bug/ thread!this time of year is all about loving the buggy frens in your life extra hard and giving thoughtful gifts to everybuggy you know when bugswarming day comes, even if they happen to be skittlebugs.>>New fresh /bug/ thread writing list:https://ponepaste.org/11359>>Some bug writing from last thread:>Snug in a bug, first chapter of an ongoing fic>>42752476https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42720090/#q42752476https://www.fimfiction.net/story/582238/1/tall-tales-of-the-one-true-queen-and-her-many-children/snug-in-a-bugComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42872809how about a hearths warming tree?
>>42873640I...I-I'll press it! I'm not scared and aroused at the same time, shutup!
>>42874064you have every right to be scared
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>>42874593
Best Horse, Best Season EditionPrevious Thread >>42702930Get comfy with your showmare in here
>>42872168I'm glad I didn't save that art!
>>42872122I would take over performances to ease the burden and fail miserably at it
>>42872409Hello, sparkle
The prettiest peggy. she spreads joy and confetti. just look at her smilebeams, i cant look away, i love her.
lil snickerdoodle
>>42874095>hfw she calls you her lil snickerdoodle
yeah thats nice kid
>>42871774Rainbowshine has always felt like the mascot of snowpity. She's like the prime "cute simple background pony that embodies the warmth of the show" pony.
>>42869881>pg 8COME ON WONDERBOLTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO6tc_YKjXU
>>42873897was it ever said where the smoke they trail comes from?>inb4 glimmerfag
>>42873897>>42873944She's so spirited
>>42874590Look at her go!!
Post gay horses
>>42873971lol
>>42874322Literally
Previous thread: >>42854653>What is Open Pony?A model for Second Life that beats all other 3D pony models. Info here:https://www.equestriadaily.com/2022/05/a-showcase-of-amazing-and-completely.html>Just give me a MAREIdiotproof starter guide: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZkMo8NDwuNG8skCJI2gDbWl9LYm4Q_tN/viewA noob's guide for other noobs: https://ponepaste.org/7410Braindead simple Anonmare guide: https://smutty.mare.stream/mlajjqelswj.pnghttps://smutty.mare.stream/mjmqtlwwntf.mp4>Join the /mlp/ SL groupsecondlife:///app/group/da37f318-781a-fd7e-e8e9-1a5bbf2ebc34/aboutComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42873579The objectively best way to sell this would be to have six included versions. Each one of the segments individually as its own short, looped dance, the full length one with transitions, and the full length one with the snap transitions. The small amount of extra effort will make it a lot more appealing to a wider audience of ponies.
>>42874404Sure can do. Now I only want to acquire the chicken costume that I heard someone here made, so that I can make some promotional material.
MAREBOX TIM
Uh that's not how you hunt deer
There are now portrait ornaments available under the tree. If you wanted to put something on the Hearth's Warming tree but couldn't think of anything, here's your chance.
Christmas editionPrevious thread: >>42742097
>>42869941Why do we call it "Stallion thread" when the correct term should be "Faggot thread"?
>>42873870Because there's already 149 other Faggot Threads on the board.
now i see why clear sky likes him
Stallion hooves
I am going to kiss a stallion
