These washed up popstars were so fucking hot.
>>40918474>still looks worse than G3
>>40918505You're fucking blind. Look at those thighs!
>>40918505i want to show them they still got it
>>40918474It's a damn shame these three have next to no art, they're one of the few things I liked about g5
>>40918513
>>40918594
How did I miss this thread
>>40919051Well you're here now, tell us about your favorite washed up popstar pone?
PONY POPSTARS!!!!!
i want to write them a nice thought out letter or ask them to sign something inappropriate.
i mean i get it, i liked the episode, but nevertheless it still looks to me like they are wearing some kind of swimming outfit
>>40920793
>>40918474I'm quite fond of the green one.
>>40918474they look awful just like everything in dog% but they look less awful than the other mares because their colors aren't so saturated.
>>40921188thanks for your take dogschizo
>>40921345>everyone who hates G% is one autistic ritualposterI get it, after sending pinkertons to beat down your own customers, why not seethe endlessly on the one IP you refuse to see as profitable's most active board
>>40918600No your red curls are your best feature
>>40918474They look like characters from fucking barney the dinosaur
>>40921875You are a character from Barney the Dinosaur.
nice
>>40921041Looks like they are coming down from some harsh drugs
>>40923135Imagine them snorting some pocaine off our ponis.
>>40918474I'd like to wash them up please.
>>40918474They look like fucking ponified characters from 80s space animes
>>40923713and that's a good thing
>>40923713wtf I love them even more now
>>40918594That's what you get when they never appeared outside of bridlewoodstock
>>40924019Massive blunder on tyt's part to choose stupid electric blue over the dreamlands.
>>40923598A cactus?
>>40924479Now that you mention it, has ruby even shown up either??
>>40925152No, but that’s to be expected because of her celebrity VA.
>>40921041Now they are pony pornstars
>>40925158Oh my god, could you imagine what a pornstar in Equestria looks like? I bet she'd have a really nice mane and eyeliner.>inb4 Rarity or Cherry Jubilee
>>40925156I see Hasbro didn't learn a thing from Tempest in the g4 movie
>>40918474i claim the green one. my cum will look good on her snoot
>>40925306Everyone always want's the greenmachine, even /bale/fags >>40920642
>>40925482>My own pic cross-thread referenced in my own threadWhat a fucking world.
>>40925495that means you should edit her with my cum on her snoot. she wants it man. do it.
>>40925495As a Minty5fag what do you think of the idea of them being from Planet Amrezon?
>>40925807I don't know what that is, but (gl)Amazon 80s ponies from space sounds cool.
>>40918474i would do the grossest things to snuzzle
Are they middle-aged?
>>40918474My three MOMMY-SIZED marewives.
If I were a Hasbro exec, I would have done something with them when I noticed they're the some of the most popular g5 characters. Like an episode where Minty is a big sister mentor to Sunny.
>>40925835She can snuzzle my balls, among other things
>>40921041Now stretch forward and lift up your tails. Wriggle your butt from side to side and up and down.
>>40926579>when I noticed they're the some of the most popular g5 charactersThen why don't they have the fanart to show for it
>>40926672Because they were in a single episode of mym. Still more fanart than what Rufus, Electric Blue, the reporters and the royal guard
>>40925835Why The Snuzz?
*deletes electric blue*
>>40926988She has the most aggressive personality
>>40927840What, wasn't that Belle being the one who was pissed off? Snuz was pretty mopey
I want to flash them.
>>40928502But why
>>40928752To make them blush
>>40929457And then?
>>40928752To shock and see their varying reactions.>>40929652That's up to them.
>>40929652I slap my ass in front of them
>>40930314What are you some kinda monkeyman?
>>40928064I got them mixed up, you're right
Minty my beloved
>>40931497The world needs more sweaty jogging mares
>>40931497This washed-up singer needs a self-esteem boost
>>40932503How would you help her self-esteem?
>>40932633I would tell her that her music brightens up my day and that I really like her mane
>>40932633She loves a good pie
>>40926559So you're saying they are the size of an average mother?
>>40933424That pie needs more whipped cream
For me, it's when they thrust their hips while singing
>>40933574They're amazonian freaks that are bigger than Figgy and Phyllis and Haven.
>>40933424sunny is so damn cute. her smile makes my day better.
>>40935947Sunny sunning internally
>>40936178shes breaking my heart. i wish someone would look at me like this. just a gentle smile and listening to my shit. fuck.
>>40936184
>>40936178>>40936184She's a great listener
Look how MASSIVE this mare is>>40935031https://youtu.be/FHf0aQhbI_8?t=51sSame, look at them bounce their rumpas up and down UNF they do it the whole time too
>>40918474Couldn't they make Minty look a little more like Minty?
>>40936804Yeah, if she could stop yapping. FOR 2 FUCKIN MINUTES!!
>>40937026What do you mean? She stood there like a ponbot for a good 10 seconds
>>40937101
>>40937101i was trying to make a joke with the gif
>>40936818big mommy
>>40937117Why is hitch and sunny sweating?
>>40937146They have their cutie marks switched and are not good at the others job
>>40937140It's a funny gif
>>40935283>>40936818Jesus fuck why are so BIG? it's like Celestia next to Twilight do they have alicorn genes
>>40937481Thick dommy mommy MILF mares. >all the better to crush your pelvis dearie
>>40936965She's green like mint leaves
>>40937481Because they're ponies, not little ponies
>>40937507They're corrupting the youth like Elvis Presley and his hips!
>>40936818Sunny is adorably awestruck by her idol
>>40926988i love her make up & wanna cum in her manecaptcha:YAAYY
>>40936965>He only knows about socks minty
>>40938424How tall are they next to Pipp? who is already considered marelet status
Shake those butts!
>>40939420Her head would come up to the top of their forelegs. If she ducked her head she could walk between her legs
>>40939926how was this allowed?
>>40940876The editor must've approved
>page 10 in 2 hoursSo obvious
>>40942006What jew talkin bout willix?
>>40918474I want to cuddlefuck Snuzzle
Ah yes, Ponestars.
Huh its likes they are asking for something?
>>40943061I want to be a fan turned Groupie that The Dreamlands routinely harass.
>>40943061Sign with your asses, please
>>40942522More like pornstars
>>40944478Do they exist in Equestria? I imagine they'd look something like pic related.All that glitter and Mascara.
>>40944577Izzy wants it bad, Zipp is just kinda happy to be there like she'd accept being last in line
>>40936965She's based of G1 Minty. The Dreamlands are just a giant nod to G1.
>>40944577OH FUCK. All five are my marewives.
>>40945204Blue Belle and Snuzzle were also G1
>>40945348The image is low quality, but you can see snuzzle in the the top right. No idea if Bluebell is there, though.
>>40945577bottom right isn't Blue belle??
>>40945894I think so, hard to tell because of the low quality
>>40944577It looks like this isn't Izzy's first rodeo
>>40947052Why only her?
>>40947272they all are hungry for some meat
>>40947272She's the only one with that expression
>>40947579and blood?
>>40947767Yeah. Misty has a virgin face
>>40948457>eyeliner = sex
>>40948535Yes, obviously
>>40945894I looked it up. It is
>>40950146Cheer up Greeny!
>>40950284But she's old and washed up. Who could possibly love her?
>>40950784me, and anyone else who has common sense enough to know those hips can jam
>>40943061>The Dreamlands were on their break, they had just finished singing a song that not only made your feet move, but your heart swim.>You still don't know how you rolled Charisma 100+ to convince Sunny to let you in backstage.>The three were lounging about, sipping on refreshments and simply talking amongst themselves>They stopped and looked up at you.>Despite you towering over them in this moment you felt like an ant, trembling, you simply held up your pen and your favorite CD by them.>Minty's expression changes of one to genuine surprise and excitement>"I think this fan wants an autograph!" She says, her voice is almost melodic, Snuzzle and Blue Belle practically jump up from their large lounging pillows.>Suddenly all three were nudging and pushing you to sit with them, it was like they were happy to see you, but that couldn't be true, you were starstruck, ever since you heard one of their cheery pop pony beats, you couldn't help yourself, you listened to every album, song, demo, and watched every documentary, interview, and talk show appearance, you especially liked their little back and forth with Neigh Leno where they improvised a song, no matter how many times you've seen it, you get dizzy from laughing so hard.>You finally speak to them as you sit on one of the large pillows all of their attention on you, this feels like a dream come true."I really love your album 'Where The Fillies Flock' it's each song is just.. Amazing to say the least.." You gush for a few minutes like an absolute nerd and once finished you apologize for eating up so much of their time.>"Oh, no need to apologize, you're such a big fan..." Blue Belle begins, Snuzzle shares a knowing look with Minty, Minty with Blue Belle, Snuzzle quickly locks the door to the room.>"You know we haven't heard from a fan in--" Snuzzle starts to remark but Blue Belle interrupts her.>"Our album 'Nightmare Moon In Dreamland'..." There's some light frustration in her voice.
>>40950784>Shes oldI don't see any wrinkles, she has godtier amarezon genes
>>40951792She's at least 40
>>40951362Haha oh no... I hope they don't rape me or something lol... That'd be terrible...
>>40952154perfect milf age
>>40918474Why is there almost no porn of them?
>>40952932Because no one commissions it. Please open your wallet for us, Anon.
>>40951792More fodder for Haven's guard amarezon guard program
>>40952342>MILF>Zero foals between all three of Dreamlands
>>40953841They chose to work on their careers. No time for husbands and foals.
>>40918474i'd clap Minty and Blue Belle's cheek
Beeg Mares
>>40954028>Clap not plap
>>40953841Time to put a foal in each of them it sounds like
>>40955084Why stop at one?
>>40954872Either way they're getting pregnant
>>40956542Can they get buttpregnant?
How hard would it be to get into their VIP tent?
>>40957844they' probs just let you in, they're cougars afterall
>>40956925Whats that?
>>40958252She's on fleek. Look at those pearly whites. That sexy smile
they sound great in the deutsch dub
>>40959241What do they sound like?
>>40960000warning the mouths are not synced unfortunately they also sound great at the starthttps://youtu.be/1J3ItHwiZA0?si=m_B2DslB_yPsTOmL&t=52
>>40960121They would great!
>>40956925Applejack can, so I don't see why not.
>>40957844I want Minty to use me as a chair, crushed under her XBOX HUEG mommymare body
>>40961571I have never agreed with anything more than this
>>40961571It had better smell minty down there
>>40957870wtf I love the dreamlands now
>>40953921That's sad
Think they kept performing after the special?
I'd like to think they got back together
>>40963799You can always travel with them
>>40966018I shall
>>40964795Of course, they got over their spat and didn't repeat it unlike G$
>>40967049I believe it
>Minty>Eats a lime pie
>>40968008You dont like pie?
>>40968578Not him, but specific flavors should stay in their lane......
>>40968675Like what?
>>40969081Minty should be at home making me Shamrock Shakes™ and only enjoying delicious mint-approved beverages and pies....
>>40969301What are you some kinda foodpony nazi?
>>40969301I like that. Green food is superior.
>>40969640All of the foodponies in g5 are unicorns
>>40968578Should've been a chocolate mint pie
>>40943061More
Manestyle swap
Outfit swap
>>40971571Weird>>40972136Whats the difference?
>>40972604Well for starters, a hairband instead of a headband. Headbands of varying thickness. Someone tying their mane off into a ponytail instead. Different levels of neckline.
>>40972612>Minty "Snuzzle did you eat all the food backstage?">BlueBelle "Come on Snuzz I wanted some of that seafood salad">Snuzzle "Uh not all of it, those breezies took all of the desert">BlueBelle "Whats a breezie?">Minty "Even the pie?">Snuzzle"No..."
>>40972754Funny dreamlands
If we had a better fandom we'd get art of them in their prime
>>40974204If we had a better fandom we'd get art of them
>>40974674It's tragic
Give them all perms like Snuzzle
Give them all ponytails like Bluebell
Give them all big butts like Minty
>>40974204>>40974674Then you lazy negros draw it, goddamn.
>>40976765Can I prompt it instead?
>>40977308do it, me want Minty mommy
>>40977338I'll get to it soon
>>40974204>>40974674difference?
>>40978131One of them is younger
>>40978131The first is specific, the second refers to any art at all
I promise I will do some prooompting
>>40933424Hasbro had their cfg too high
>>40979466What's that?
>>40936178She's so sunny
Bluebell is upset!
>>40981696Grumpy!
>>40918474Is that Granny Smith in her prime?
>>40982303No, granny had braids.
>>40982069She's in a bad mood. She thinks their music is dated
The day the music died
>>40952165It would be terrible...
>>40983855so bye bye miss Equestrian pie
>>40984538what the fuck is that?
>>40985056It's a flat fuck.
>>40984538who the fuck is that?
>>40984538Ist dat eine Snuzzle?
>>40986211Yes, one Snuzzle.
>>40984538but it's only Tuesday
>>40986915Better to to start early, I say
>>40918505Absolutely not
>>40986744Looks more like ponk
>>40987890Yeah, the artist gave her pink fur. A mistake.
>>40988126It's easy to mistake her gray coat for a white coat, but I don't see how you end up with pink
>>40988715I have no idea, but it's still cute. Just terribly inaccurate
Ok who is your favourite. Minty, Snuzzle, or BlueBelle?
>>40990517Minty. But I like Snuzzle's mane the most
save
>>40989816It still isn't Friday yet
>>40991874Give it a few hours
>>40990517Minta > Bluebelli > Snuzzo
>>40992890Why put Snuzzle last?
>>40991874Friday
>>40993273She just seems more like a mope, the others have more personality.
>>40992890thats what im thinking as well
>>40981696How is Snuzzle going to fix this mess?
>>40995599Group hug!
>>40984538>>40989816>Friday is the one day he didn't post a Flat Fuck Friday image
So how tall do you think these mega mares are?They are definitely taller than all the other ponies. Not sure if they are taller than Opaline.
>>40996764Something like a big Mac, but a bit smaller.
>>40996220I guess he was just too flat that day.
>>40996764They are bigger than Opaline
>>40997115God I love them
>>40918474>>40918594>>40918606>>40923598I’m not a g5 fag, but I’m a g1 fag. Isn’t this minty? Glad to see her design used!
>>40998163that real beeg
>>40999294yup, it's toyline Minty
>>40997452What is this?
>>41001220I don't recognize most of it but Leng and Kadath are "dream" locations in some of H.P. Lovecraft's stories. Various images around the side seem to be Lovecraft elder gods etc. as well. Presumably the rest are from stories I haven't read or extensions by other authors.
>>40999294The Dreamlanders found the fountain of youth, but they keep it hush hush
>>41001566They may be young but their style is outdated
>>40999294The Dreamlands are indeed based on three of the original six ponies!Bridlewoodstock was part of MLP's 40th anniversary celebration
>>41003231I had no idea the 40th anno had anything to do with it. All the more reason the dreamlands should've been in tyt, then. And not electric blue
>>41003718The 40th anniversary had anniversary edition toys of the original six, and Ruby Jubilee is another term for a 40th anniversary
>>41003846>Ruby Jubilee is another term for a 40th anniversaryMind blown
>>41003718What was the thinking behind bringing Electric Blue back? Are they a reference to some band I'm not hip to? Dreamlands stole the show at Bridlewoodstock.
>>41004045>1 Earth Pony bands>2 Pegasus bands>0 Unicorn bandsHorn heads were lacking
>>41004727A soloist isn't really a band, and unicorns are more into poetry and light percussion than big production music
>>41004727>>41004907Unicorns didn't have bands because of the voice-stealing creatures stalking the woods where they live, and once that was dealt with they enjoyed the music festival. Unicorn musicians will probably start up within a generation or two.
>>41004727Unicorns are pathetic creatures that deserve to be outstripped and dominated by pegasi and earth ponies. They're stagnant nobodies while Pegasi and Earth Ponies discovered electricity and modernity.
>>41004913Too late. They'll be living in the shadows of their betters
Minty-TiffanySnuzzle- Bonnie TylerBlueBelle- Litah Ford
>>41007071pretty big mare
>>41006438I don't get it
>>41007577They are 80s music gals
I've always wanted a lawn made of mint.
>>41008948>When the band gets back together
>>41009805Pipp only likes that part because she's in it!
>>41010314What a chonky oinker.
>>41010786She's taking up as much space as the amarezons
>>41008948More like this
>>41007582Oh. I thought it was that meme where the ponies get human names like Riley or Stephanie
>>41012403Now I feel as old as them since you didn't even know any of those artists.Pop music used to be good when it wasn't corporate 100% controlled slop.
>>41012654>SlopIt's weird you're using it in the way it's meant to be used, what the fuck, I am NOT used to this.
>>41012739Applejack has no right looking that hot
>>40921188Go blow a dead rat and fuck off out of a thread you hate anyway but still had to come in and shit on the floor. Ass clown.
>>41013658>go on MY board>ask a question>I answer it>it's not the answer you wanted nor is it disingenuous in any way>you cry bitch tears and demand hugboxinggo back, flaggot.>>>/reddit/>>>/ponychan/>>>/eqd/
>>41013662Are you retarded?The OP only says "I think these mares are hot" and you just HAVE to tell us how you hate the whole gen when nobody asked.
>>41013819He definitely is
>>41004045I think EB are supposed to refer to British bands
>>41004045>we only have to pay one set of voice actors this way
>>41015009g5 really is a cheap generation
>>41015323Did any of the new characters in the FiM movie show up at any time in the series , besides that lame ass photo collage at the end?No all the Generations are cheap as shit.
>>41015454Twilight Sparkle in growing painsSpike in ch6Moondancer gets namedropped
>>40921188They look big and cute, what's your problem?
>>41015454Was g3 cheap? I know g2 was so cheap they didn't even make a show
>>41017668They're gonna be dated by me if you know what I mean
>>41018413All three?
>>41013662This is my board, faggot
>>41018413what did he mean by this?
>>41019204You don't want to know. It's unspeakable...
>>41017668Wait she's pinkie pie? I thought she was gray
>>41020229Tent lighting
>>41020803You dont need lighting to see this tent SNUZZED
>>41021285I'd snuzzle her brains out
>>41020803Thats what the clone wants you to think
>>41022344The clone?
>>40918474I just realized Minty was lazy and didn't get a hooficure like Snuzzle and Bluebell
>>41022986I would snoof those unmanicured hoofs
>>41023419Why. They could be rough
>>41023777Oh yeah a big , tall, rough mare.
>>41022725
>>41024466Just sign my underwear already!
>>41024787That's just beating around the bush that you want her to snoof your balls since earthies sign with their mouth
>>41024258Looks grotesque
