Whatever happened to the Yandere General?
>>40967575It became so inactive it died off and the OP decided to give up. It was unfortunate, I liked it.
>>40967575Murder-suicide. The way all yandere end.
>>40967575Too based for this board.
>>40967575It was kept alive by a really good artist until he burned out, then when a revival was attempted somebody suggested a bunker thread and everything got fucked from there and we lost two good stories, one about Chrysalis and another about yandere Neet Dot Matrix
>>40967647Truly, I do hope it makes a comeback though
>>40967652>Bunker threadIt was like suggesting a discord group. It just killed activity. Now Dot will never follow us home or play awkward DnD ever again. She’ll just be /NEET/‘s plaything for their dying threads
>>40967960>>40967652The fuck is a bunker thread
>>40967575Anon should have apologized to twilight, than chasited her for leaving him alone. Don't explain it, until she is calmed down an listening,Than Menation that he was doing it so she would leave him alone, as Anon could not bear the thought of twilight worrying about another mare in his presence.
>>40967968based logical-analysis-anoni fucking love maxxing out my speech skill tree
>>40967652Got a link to the Chrysalis one?
>>40967996Yeah same.I would love a green of An Anon helping twilight overcome her insecurities with Anon helps than falling madly in love with him.But after a while Anon realizes that I can just manipulate her.Like don't have Anon be purely good, have him love twilight in his own twisted way.
>>40967575Just too niche, apparently.
>>40967575i could fix her, and even if i can't...i'll still stay with her, she is my wife after all
>>40968013Unfortunately no it wasn’t binned or anything.
Every day I wish that anon would continue his Dot story.
>>40969258If he’s like me, then every day he wishes he could bring himself to, as well.
>>40967575alas not enough material to keep the flame lit.
>>40968013>>40968916the one with chrysalis and twilight? if so some of it’s on ponepaste https://ponepaste.org/user/Luckybuck
>>40969883Nice
>>40969258ponepast link?
post more yandere stories
>>40970742probably impossible I’ve searched nhnb and couldn’t find the story only mention of it
>>40970871goddamn...not even in desu?
>>40970871scratch that actually I fucking found it https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/38458236/#q38489243
>>40970918nice!
>>40970918You’re a lifesaver anon
>>40970774https://pastebin.com/S61Es6gC
>>40970774does that reverse rape DT fic count? if so https://ponepaste.org/8518
>>40971001>>40971043thank you anons, not going to read that filly reverse rape thing though.
>>40971149alright as consolation have this random sunset yan green https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40359940/#40392394
>>40971043been wanting to do a proper yan green forever, but mistress motivation’s cruelty knows no end
>>40971312that’s the /yan/ special but yeah kick it when you can
Anon using logic to manipulate Yandere twilight?Like you would think some people would try and use logic instead of running from the magical princesses
>>40971312Hope you’re able to do it someday
>>40971328>>40971510Any interesting ideas you’d like to see? Without fleshing them out too much beyond a premise, ‘cause filling in the blanks is where the real motivation comes from. Even just a character is enough to spark something, sometimes.
>>40971659depressed perpetually insecure yandere fluttershy or luna
>>40968043>manipulationI WANT TO MAX OUT MY SPEECH TO MAKE HER REALIZE I LOVE HER JUST AS MUCH AS I LOVE HERi want to speak eloquently so i cant make her understand that i wouldn't go behind her back and all thatuse my speech skill for love
>>40971666This is a good offering, Satan. The idea worm is wiggling.
>>40971688let it crawl into your ear and into your brain
>>40967575WTF is Floorb doing out of her neet cave?
>>40971872asking for directions DUH
What if instead of being homicidal, your waifu just guilt trips you and tells you how every time you leave her or talk to another mare, it erodes her confidence and makes her doubt your love for her etc etc. In my opinion its far more horrifying (if done well) since its quite realistic.
>>40972120haven’t seen that done in a story except maybe the candace one but it’s done a lot in art
>>40972320I love this picture.
>>40973055flutter ass
Isn't it obvious? Their yandere waifus got them just like Candlejack or som
>>40973516Please this whole Candlejack meme is so fucking corny stop pretending he's real it's em
>>40971169ooh thank you for that sunset green, got a chuckle out of me, too bad that it's too short
>>40971872She ran out of food and decided that was a good enough excuse to get near Anon
>>40967966A thread on another site much like this except it can stay up unbumped for as long as you want
>>40973516Candlejack is bullshit. And if some yandere bitch came at me, I'd just one up her and cut my cock off with a can opener first so that way s
>>40971688Hope it works out
>>40976006Hope
>>40977440haven’t seen this one before cute a little twisted but cute nonetheless.
>9
>>40968574Stabilizing Daybreaker is so peak
>>40978594I still yearn for Nonamenymous’s return
>>40978874what even happened to the lad?
>>40979086Last I saw, dude was still making art for the yan threads when they were still going strong. Looking at the boorus, the latest art was posted 2 years ago
>>40979086Burnout, he’d talked about it in one of the revival attempts, or on derpibooru, can’t remember which
>>40977926Yeah it's one of my favorites, but I really like all the Eris stuff he did.
>>40967575I pretend to keep the thread bumped when I'm actually staging it.
>>40979811You monster
>>40979811Sageing
>>40980997Nice try anon
>>40979755She’s so cute
>>40978594That's a really nice comic.
I feel like a yandere Maud would be interesting
>>40982605>interestingTerrifying, you mean
>>40982605would her sisters be in on it too?
>>40982895Probably! Maybe they a schedule, though I feel like that could get chaotic fast.
>>40982605>she only has one completed storyit’s not fair
>>40967575Liking yanderes is a fetish or death-wish?
>>40983259
>>40983265What about a yandere cuckquean Twilight?
>>40983301eh how would that work those are conflicting no?
>>40983416idk maybe she's just really into getting cucked and mindbroken watching the love of her life fuck other mares in front of her
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Fast board
>”No matter how fast you run to >10, you will never outrun me, Anon...”
>>40983767Town
>>40982605Yeah stories witht her were usually fun
>>40984315Unless we're on page 11.
LIVE
>>40986144
>>40986151
>>40986155
>>40986178can rares not talk here?
>>40986119That one, small shack at the end of the world where we’re completely safe. But only for a few fleeting moments
>>40986209I don't think so, she's just a pet or something in that comic.
>>40986144>>40986151>>40986155>>40986158MOAR
Nawa did a lot of good yan stuff
>>40986366Agreed
>>40967575>rape
>10
>>40986144I need more Pinkie
>>40986366
>>40967575Your mom shoved it up her ass and farted it into the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
>>40990161
>>40991988I cant see dash as a yandere.The other M6 would work but not dash, even moondancer would be a better yandere.
>>40992288You can’t see her possessiveness of Scoots when she looked up to the Washouts transferring to this?
>>40992288>I cant see dash as a yandere.what if I raped her firstcheckmate atheists
>>40992288eh it was done in this https://ponepaste.org/6751 (never finished only two paste)and I can generally see something being done with her she is the element of loyalty after all.
>>40992288I remember https://pastebin.com/iSmEyaAU being a good yan dash green
Yandere twilight after Celly adopts Anon
>>40972320Jesus I'm such a fucking savior fag, why are all my relationships so unhealthy, why can't I be normal.
>>40992538Would probably be the case
>>40993130celly also encourages it.Luna is a bit horrified once she finds out.
>>40993132I want Celly to groom twilight to be the perfect mare for her son.>Twilight is a yandere, Luna and to lesser extent Anon want twilight to be normal.
>>40993343Could be fun
>>40967575Lot of idea guys, very few content guys. Pics are easy to share but don't do much for follow-ups. I plan on reviving the thread when Painful Magic revs back up.
>>40994094>I plan on reviving the thread when Painful Magic revs back up.good to know, blonde
>>40994094I can't wait for that to come back.
Board’s a little fast today
>>40994636You and me both. I'm counting the hours until all of my shit finally ends so I can get back to writing. I've finished a good number of greens. I have a good number more to finish. I have a large number of greens I want to do, including other stories that will be through Twine and at least one thing hitting fimfic. I miss my golden run of writing five days a week.The good news is that nothing has been forgotten. May have been a while but nothing has been lost.
>>40995216That's great to hear
>>40995216oh didn’t even know you had a fimfic account…..are you on….the list
>>40993343I’d read it
>>40996387Yay.I was thinking Luna and Anon both don't want Celestia grooming twilight, but they go about solving it different ways. Like Luna wants to separate them and once Anon finds out he turns on Luna. Luna thought Anon knew the only way this would work is if they never see each other again.Twilight Finds out and gets livid, ending her friendship with luna, until further notice.
>>40996415Celestia on the other hand maybe said that Twilight was not good enough for Anon all her life, just to get her to try harder, to be the perfect submissive slave wife.Eventually after a lot Celestia says that she will think about it, when she always intended to let them marry. Teaching Anon spells to control his new marefreind.
>>40996415>>40996419I know one thing; explaining the details of an idea like this is an almost surefire way to kill the motivation needed to actually produce it. Unless you didn’t plan to write it in the first place, in which case none of this really applies kek
>>40996051I have an account but I have 0 activity there. I checked and I'm not on that list. Not the one I saw going around. >>40996441This. You can be premature and blow your creative load, lot of people do it. It's what makes someone an idea guy rather than a content guy. Nevermind you talk like you know what everyone is gonna do. Link related is best. https://youtu.be/dcn0bAuqwJs
>>40996762>linkWell, that’s just fucking perfect, isn’t it?The only downside to this mindset I’ve found, in my experience, is that a lot of those ideas worked on in silence have a tendency to just fall by the wayside once the initial spark is gone, leaving no one the wiser that it was ever conceived in the first place. It’s a sad feeling, but I guess it’s better for only you to be disappointed than to make others excited and then bring them all down with you... Fuck, being a writefag is hard.On a brighter note, since we’re shilling in here, I did a silly rhyme thing over in kindertown >>40996365Haven’t flexed that brain muscle in... 4 years, I think. Ever done any weird stuff like that just to see if you could?
>>40996802Ah, I believe I forgot what thread I was in when I linked that. Seeing you in both of this and the greentext-focused thread is confusing the hell out of me kek. Nevermind me.
>>40996802>initial sparkOften I've seen that initial spark get into a larger fire. As you continue and see things happen, it's easy to get hooked on what's coming up next. Or to see a blatant empty space and go "hey now, how and why". Steamy Magic was only my second green ever so I was adjusting my brain to the format but as it went on and when it ended? Painful Magic just seemed too big to not follow up on. And even that has been bringing up very big questions to the point where there are a thousand more at it's current state. I don't even know what the initial spark looked like anymore other than "most yandere stories are shit, they deserve better". Maybe that is still in play but it has been outshone by the series of events that have led us to such a goofy position of a wimpy stallion trotting around Canterlot like he's the bee's knees because he can walk down stairs.That said, that's the way I view and do it. I don't really have people to talk to and hype me up so I just do it on my own and chug along.>being a writefag is hardIt can be. But because it can be hard, it can be exceptionally rewarding. When you finish a story, you can say you've actually finished a story. Good or bad, that's for everyone else to decide. When you build up you can eventually go "fuck that's a lot of stories". What's neat is when you see someone realize you wrote two separate stories that are completely different from one another.>ever done any weird stuff?Oh hell yeah. Every story is weird to me. Each one has a hard focus that is out of tune with what's been written before, even if it may mirror a previous story in theme. If you can get weird going, you can find yourself doing some nutty shit.https://ponepaste.org/4887 Your Night Mare was all fucked up. I like what I did with that, even if the best way to read it was as each post was being made. I'm pretty shit at other mediums so that means I gotta find ways to make the text unique. Find the way how even the posts themselves and the way they're read unique. Not /yan/ but Photo Finished is a keen example. Not just losing grip on reality in-story but there being ways to show that through losing reality of the letters coming up. Fun stuff.
>>40968574yeah what he said yandere is a niche would love to see more stuff tho like this greentext.
>>40997099Neat
>>40997099
>>40998812Damn
>>40997099fuckin' nice
>>40997099Thank you for sharing
I NEED Glimmy Yandere, PLEASE!!
>>41002759I have no words for how much I love this image. It’s so perfect.
>>41002840Yeah it’s a good one
>>40996903Hopefully you come back sooner rather than later
>>41004444Flurry you look like Zipp
>>41004448>she modified pegasi genes so there would be be a princess with anons favorite mane style what a champ!
>>40967575Mercy killing.
>>41004472I’m sure it’ll be back eventually
>>40993343>>40996415We're missing the twist that Luna wants that nephew HMD for herself
>>40967652She did hurt herself following you after all…
>>41005006This biggest kick in the dick about this is the guy who wrote it is still around, he just doesn't want to continue it.
>>41005200H-haha. Wh-what makes you think that?
>>41005211Because I asked you in the Neet threads if you would.
>>41005221You didn’t ask me anything. I’m not the writer. I was just messing around. Besides, green text is dead as a Chan medium because there’s so little support for it. Nowadays if you write green you’re expected to keep the thread bumped too. It’s just a time sink no one wants to do for strangers who won’t support their thread
>>41005261NTA but damn just realized that now, i actually read the greens every time i see one.
>>41003824Me too man. I fucking miss it. More and more, as shit continues to swirl down the drain. But at least I applied for a /mlp/con panel. That's one for then and one for Marefair 2. I can at least enjoy talking about writing.
>>41006223That'll be nice.
>>41004444I like your old look better flurry, let's cuddle and than you can change it okay.
>>41006761
>>40967575Anyone remember the Doomer threads?
>>41007893You mean...?
lol this thread is just a bunch of stuff from flutter/rape/ over the years
>>41008210They're similar concepts, but the majority of the art was made for /yan/
>>41008210>>41008284Yeah, he drew for both threads but it was mainly yan. Either way, he was based af.If he thinks about us at all, then I hope he doesn't feel pressured to come back and contribute at that same godly pace he was going at. Just one new drawing would be sweet enough. The poor guy burned himself out though, it seems.
>>41008495Yeah it’s unfortunate, he was great
>>40997099I remember reading this a while ago. Pure art
>>41008112>>41007893
>>41007194We need more Yandere Flurry heart.
>>41009829You aren’t wrong
“You’re not supposed to be here…!”>Your whole body sweats, as Moondancer lays a stack of papers at your table,>”But why ever not? Aren’t we a couple?”“Plaintiffs and Defendants aren’t a couple! The restraining order said 100 yards!”>Don’t be silly! Some little piece of paper isn’t gonna keep us apart!”“I’m going. Don’t follow muh-“>You were about to get up, but the point of a floating box cutter to your kidneys, hidden from public view.>”I think you’ll sit down, and read my fanfic lemon about us, and then you’ll mate with me in the bathroom, because we’re naughty~!”“….”>”Sit. NOW.”
>>41010533Unf, yes please!
>>41007893not a bit.
>>40967647>Not wanting to go on adventures with dead inside twilight
>>41005221Ah I must not have seen it sorry.>>41005200>the guy who wrote it is still around, he just doesn't want to continue it.Kind of yes and no, its more of a mix of burn out paired with wage slavery. I enjoyed writing greens and reading them, but I have been falling in and out of pony despite my best efforts. I dont even read greens anymore really even though I want to, sometimes its hard to pick up a pencil or start to read a green and thats because every time I want to I get distracted with vidya or youtube junk. That combined with working a full time job just makes it hard to do pony content, but I try to squeeze out doodles when I can. I have started and abandoned more greens then I have finish and that does kind of kill me a little inside. I like to think that someday I may be free from wagey hell and have a bunch of free time to finish my greens and produce more pony, but thats just a dream for now. However I have been learning C#, UNITY, and Blender for the last 5 months so I can make the pony game of my dreams, but I dont practice enough because of the damn distractions I mentioned earlier so who knows if anything will ever come of that. Shit suckstldr: the light inside has gone out but i still try to work on pony sometimes...
>>41011002Has anyone made a JUST edit of that image?
>>41011002I wasn't aware you were the writer Nawa, love your art, and your greens are great, I really enjoyed the Daybreaker /yan/ story that you did way back when.
>>41011021>I wasn't aware you were the writer NawaIm pretty sure I had a Yan Maud story that I abandoned and someone mentioned unfinished yandere greens, being in the neet thread while also posting some of my art so I assumed they might have been talking about me. Do you have a link to the green so I can confirm or not?>really enjoyed the Daybreaker /yan/ story that you did way back when.Im happy to hear it anon, that is one of the main greens I had high hopes for and sad that I abandoned, but I am terrible at writing long stories and consistency.
>>41010336>>41009829Anyone have ideas. Or shorts.
>>41011063Shining and Cadance are off busy doing royal duties which makes Flurry feel neglected, she invites that guy that aunt Twilight knows and starts getting a bit too... attached to him..
>>41011081Could work, maybe he is the only one that treats her like a pony instead of a princess and she feels more and more attached to him.Growing obsessed with him, and loving how he does not worship her, how her confronts her and sometimes makes her feel week.How would that manifest compared to other yandere.I had a idea a while back for flurry heart I was thinking of the Anon is her little brother idea. But the twist is that everyone thinks she is going to rule the crystal empire, but she hates this Idea and does everything in her power to ensure that Anon her little brother takes the throne and she ends up as his top subordinate and advisor. Even looking into dark magic to help her ensure Anon takes power.
>>41011111Holy quads, well whatever you decide you gotta do it now.
>>41011043It was this yandere Dot Matrix greenhttps://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/38458236/#q38489243
>>41011136>quadsVerification not required.
>>41011172ah i see, yeah that one wasnt me, sorry for any confusion lol
>>41011210It's all good.
I think in general most artists don't care about yandere stuff anymore. They're too focused on cucking. Other fetishes feel like they've taken a backseat to BBC shit as of late.Need to have more AI stuff done.
>>41011595>Need to have more AI stuff doneThis. Brain-rotted sheep can screech all they want, but something is better than nothing. A single image is sometimes all it takes to get an idea rolling, after all. I know that from experience, because that’s where 99% of mine come from.
>>41010955Poor Berry never stood a chance
>>41012317sad
>>41011775I wasn't okay with ai to start, but no artist I follow seems to draw shit I'm into anymore, so it has become the only way for me to find new decent shit
>>41010955insane snu-snu
idk why i like fluttershy being the dominant rapey type despite her personality.
>>41013518Cuz it's unexpected.
>>41014032This made me smile. Ai is really great.
Maybe Anon has magic with the rules for a human awakened mage in world of darkness.This causes twilight to obsess over his near infinite potential.
>>41014069She is happy to see you :)
>>41011595What's stuff you'd like to see artists draw more of?
>>41014589Just going off his post I'd assume more Celestia.
>>41014828Clingy obessive immortal god pony wife is hot not gonna lie
>>41015115You aren’t wrong
>>40997099>2014How far back do the archive sites even go?
>>41015115>”What do you mean “space”? Isn’t this spacious enough?”“It’s 2 cm!”>”That’s one extra centimeter too much! Why’re you trying so hard to get away from me? I’m starting to think that surgery is necessary…”“Misty. We do NOT need to be surgically sewn together like Catdog.”>”You make it seem like it’s weird.”“IT IS.”>”IF WE WEREN’T A COUPLE!”“WE AREN’T!”
>>41015869I got it from derpibooru
>>41013518I prefer Ponk. She seems the most likely to become unhinged over someone
Would like to see other ponies be yandere that aren't the mane six
>>41018068I want Derpy to trap me under her fat bubble butt and make me huff her cheek fumes
>>41014154Thanks her mouth is horrifying though.But we need more yandere twilight maybe even some alicorn yandere twilight.
>>41009829
>>41018546I wish there was a story about this
>>41019128There is, its in the picture. A picture is worth a thousand words as they say
>>41019345Whats her problem?
>>41019633No dick for over a thousand years
>>41019275You know what they mean, we do need bratty flurry heart Yandere.
>>41019922 Not wrong
>>41021051Love this one
>>41019345This is real good
>>40967575>”Hello Anon. Would you like some PIE? I put my ALL into it, do eat every bite~!”
>>41022771Oh hey, haven’t seen her in awhile
>>41023049Yeah. She’s a classic one. I’m so happy I introduced her and sassy as yandere to the thread back then. We had so much fun.
>Stares at you from outside your window
>>41023569>You walk up and kiss the window
>>41023569>>41023611> ᶜˡᵒᵖ ᶜˡᵒᵖ ᶜˡᵒᵖ ᶜˡᵒᵖ ᶜˡᵒᵖ ᶜˡᵒᵖ ˢᵠᵘᵉˡᶜʰ
>>41008210I remember a story of Fluttershy going yandere for Discord, though I believe it was discontinued sadly so there really wasn’t a conclusion to fully why Fluttershy became the way she did which some speculate that she was replaced with a changeling.
>>41023691I'm not familiar with that one
>>41023569A staring contest! I always win those.
>>41024386Fun fact, if you stare at someone long enough you lose the ability to see their face. Happened to me a few times as a kid when my opponent refused to blink
>>41024386>”Good. That means I can move in as your wife.”
>>41024504Wait, if you win why would the term of the deal that she becomes your wife. If losing is the condition that prevents that all you have to do is blink first!
>>41024563Anon, who the fuck said it was a staring contest besides you?
“Not a single letter?!”>The coffee mug in your hoof is slammed against the laboratory table, gritting your teeth you glare at the cream colored unicorn who’d been your research partner for the past six months.“You’re telling me we haven’t gotten a single reply? Can’t any of those imbeciles see the importance of what we’re doing? I serve them a technological revolution on a platter, and they won’t take the time to give us a single reply?! Gah!”>You growl and turn to look at the contraption the two of you had made together - a small, spinning fan connected to several wires and knobs. >Moondancer bites her lip, staring at the numerous research papers detailing the thing’s inception, they lay spread out across the table in complete disarray, a testament to sleepless nights spent crunching numbers and formulas. >Its purpose was simple, but it was the design that made it stand out from anything else in the market. >It was almost entirely self-perpetuating. >Drawing energy from ambient magic in the air, it should theoretically be able to function for decades without maintenance, whereas the standard models in the market needed a unicorn to replenish the appliance’s energy every year or so. >You shouldn’t need to explain why it was such a big deal. >After some time Moondancer walks over your side, consolingly rubbing a hoof over your withers.>”Hey, hey… we tried our best, and… we succeeded! We really did make something great! We can at least be proud of that, even without a patent, can’t we? Even if its not now, I’m sure they’ll see things our way eventually.”>Your response is a drawn-out groan, despairingly rubbing a hoof down your face. >You had planned on using the funds from this thing’s patent to pay for the research and advancement of your /real/ goal.>Never in your wildest dreams would you imagine that your attempts at securing one would be met with radio silence. >Not a single reply? Preposterous!>You are Anonymous, and without the cash you had thought you'd to make from this, how would you ever manage to find a way back home?
>>41024598>”You know what I think we should do? Create something even better! Come on, I’m sure we can think of a way to outdo this. We can’t let something like this keep us down!>She gives you an encouraging smile. >Your head slowly rises, sporting a resigned look.“…Yes, I’m sure that we’ll have better luck the next time we decide to cast pearls before swine.“>Moondancer rolls her eyes, opting to gather the mess of papers on your desk into a neat little stack, “Chin up, Anon. we still have a lot left over from our research grant, and the university’s even getting a new shipment of equipment soon! It won’t be any trouble at all to gather new material. We just need to set out eyes on a new direction, and the rest will work itself out from there!”>She playfully taps your muzzle with the paper stack. >…>Your eyes slowly glaze over as it sinks in. >Just how large of a setback this was.>During an experiment back on Earth, You’d apparently managed to rape physics so hard that it got pissy and decided to punt you across the boundaries of both space and time.> After finding yourself in this equine candyland, you’d applied to a college dedicated to studying the arcane. That’s right, actual /magic/. This was all after multiple discreet breakdowns and a thorough, healthy questioning of reality, of course. >By utilizing the small number of rudimentary tricks you’d learned in a foal’s starter spellbook, alongside your own specialized knowledge of basic scientific phenomena, you’d somehow passed the entrance exams using professional-grade smoke and mirrors, impressing the exam proctors enough to give you a free ride through their prestigious institute. >You don’t know whether to blame the proctors’ laxity towards your performance or their neglect of the most simple of background checks, but the entire affair was considered nothing short of a travesty by you. >Indeed, your outrageous, impossible admission by such a highly acclaimed academy set the tone of your stay here among these primitive, backwards people. Ponies. Whatever. >The point is, you needed to get back home ASAP so you could sleep this entire experience off and hopefully forget about it. >Preferably with the help of a generous glass of Chardonnay.>And hookers.
>>41024601>You abruptly push your chair back and stand, taking a deep swig of your umber ambrosia.>If nothing else, at least the coffee here was decent.>You address Moondancer as you make your way out the door, with her falling into step beside you. “You’re right, we don’t have any other choice but to attempt something new.“Outdoing our work shouldn’t be too hard, but I fear that we’d only be giving the swine an even bigger and shinier pearl,” you let out a weary sigh, “did you have any suggestions on what direction to take next?”>Her eyes widen and sparkle at the question, her giddy face suddenly bearing the likeness of a child after being offered a particularly tasty treat.>”I did! I’d just finished reading Quasar Dust’s treatise on harmonic intervals and their relation to thaumatic frequencies, and-“>You smile and nod as the mare's enthusiastic tirade gradually melts into a unique blend of fascinating but ultimately meaningless sounds. >There exists a small amount of shame regarding your complete and utter inability to comprehend a single thing coming out of her mouth. Indeed, you were no wizard.>She makes different motions with her hooves, pantomiming different waves and numbers. >At least she looked like she was enjoying herself.>The entirety of your partnership wholly of her telling you what was possible with magic and you cramming it into various inventions plagiarized from your old world while you desperately tried to hide the fact that you had absolutely no business being here, on multiple levels. >You expected an adept like her to sniff you out as a fraud the moment she laid her eyes on you, but every time you pulled something out of your ass and dismissed basic physics as ‘magic’, she’d eat it up with increasing fervor. >She never managed to figure out exactly /how/ your creations worked, but that just made her all the more determined. >You would normally feel bad about lying to a fellow scholar in such a blatantly sacrilegious manner but, frankly, you’d lost what little moral integrity you had left the moment life decided it would be funny to turn you into a fluffy green ungulate.>It wasn’t funny.
>>41024606>A green hoof rubs your chin as you mull over your next move.>…They shouldn’t have discovered radio frequencies yet, getting her to magic up some vibrations shouldn’t be too hard, so you can probably cobble up something with that…>You finally notice that at some point, she’d finished her speech and was looking at you with an expectant, eager gaze. >You’re quick to adopt an impressed expression.“Simply marvelous, Moondancer! Why, I’ve never thought about it that way. You’ve really outdone yourself this time, I must say. I’d be thrilled to work on this for our next experiment-“ you hadn’t the slightest idea of what that would even entail “- but perhaps we should consider other possibilities before placing all our chips on one idea.”>Your praise is swiftly soaked up with a palpable amount of delight as Moondancer allows a soft smile to blossom on her face.>”Of course. A true sorceror always considers every possibility. You know I’m always eager to hear any ideas from you.”>She gradually presses against your side, easing herself against your body as you walk together. >You force yourself not to cringe away, groaning inwardly.>These ponies were much too touchy-feely for your liking…“I did have an idea, but I’d like to hear your input on it first. What do you think about…”>The two of you bounce ideas off each other until arriving at the local McDonkles>After ordering some to-go, you both settle down at a bench in the local park.>You idly watch a group of colts and fillies run around on the grass, leisurely munching away at your greasy hayburger and attempting to stave away the ever-present thought of Canterlot tumbling down the mountain and slaughtering millions as a result of what had to be the absolute worst architectural decision you’d ever laid your eyes on. >The sun smiles down on the two of you, blanketing the area in a comfortable warmth and giving way to a perfect day. >Moondancer eventually breathes a nostalgic sigh. >”You know, I used to play here all the time when I was little. I was never the most proactive filly, but this part of the city always gave me a sense of tranquility.”>You wait a little before replying. “Really?”>Let it be known that you were an excellent conversationalist.
>>41024610>She gives you a small laugh, resting her chin in her hooves.>”Well, my idea of ‘playing’ was to curl up with a good book until my parents dragged me home,” she points her hoof towards a corner of the area, where a tree cast its shadow on a flat, wide rock, “I’d always make my way to that stone, burying myself in the works of Dark Star or Starswirl.”>A small smile tugs at the corner of your lips.>Your eyes turn to the sky.>Not a single star could be seen, but you knew they were there, even shrouded by sun’s radiance.>Waiting for you.“I was much the same, though the parks around were never quite as nice as this one.”>You see one of the colts trip out of the corner of your eye.>His friends immediately rush to help him up, and they return to their frolic, partaking in harmless fun under the watchful eyes of their parents.“This place is pretty popular, you ever hang out with other foals?”>Moondancer is lost in her own thoughts at this point, her gaze following things from a different time.>”…There was one filly that’d always join me. We’d have the most fun. She’d come lay besides me and we’d flip the pages of our book together. Right before her parents picked her up, we’d discuss parts of what we’d read. She’d always have the most interesting perspectives on different matters.”>Her gaze slowly turns bitter, her lips forming the beginnings of a snarl.>“Well, at least /I/ thought we’d have a good time…”>You watch her for a moment before noisily slurping your drink through the straw and turning back towards the foals.>*SLUUUUURP*>Sore spot?>You suppose that even in a place like this, and to people like her, there were still situations like that.>Maybe this place would fall off the mountain after all. Who’s to say?>Well, not that it was your problem.>You stand up and light your horn, effortlessly chucking the remains of your meal into a nearby trashbin.>You’d be looong gone by then.
>>41024634Great stuff Anon! I can't help but wonder if moondancer sabotaged the letter, after all there wasn't a single reply
>>41024075I believe I found it.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/482228/1/you-will-love-me/you-will-love-me
>>41024795Appreciate it anon
>>41024634>>41024610>>41024606>>41024601>>41024598will read this later
>>41024634>AnonstallionEh. I'm not crazy about it, but I'm still along for the ride. It never ends, after all.I'm excited to see a Moon Dancer story.And hookers.>>41024753Sheesh. I didn't even think of that.What the fuck is her problem?
>>41025985She would have motive to do so, clearly she is into this Anon. The money would have funded his /real/ goal of getting back home which would leave her alone. Meaning it is in her interests to ensure he doesn't get the money so he spends more time with her. She would have opportunity to do so as well, since this Anon doesn't appear to pay to much attention to her. Hell, he might of even let her mail the letters at which point all she would have to do is not actually do that. All the pieces fit together for that being a possibility, this would hinge on her knowing his /real/ goal though.
>>41024634Not bad anon
>>40986144Push your neck onto the knife to assert dominance, show her that you cannot be intimidated by a mere blade. Regain control of the situation.
>>41021051Anons house just being teleported onto the castle grounds like it's charlie and the chocolate factory
>>41027348Easiest way for her to do it
>>41024634Good work
>>41027037is that a francis bacon painting
>>41028610Postal mare's a cutie.
>>41028882OH MY GOD ANON, SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. You have a mare wife who waits on you like a maid and only asks for your love and all you do is look at SLUTS, and FUCKING BIMBOS. I HATE you SO much. I want to KILL YOU. I love you so much I want you DEAD. I FUCKING HATE YOU. OH MY GOD.
>>41029004The solution must be either to become a slut for Anon, or to teach him how a true husband behaves
Clingy mare make pp hard
>>41029759You aren’t wrong
>>41029004candyass yandere?
>>41030626That’s sassy
>>41030641Can’t fault anyone for not knowing her
>>41031084Only if you’re a stranger to the thread
>>41028610I'd sign her petition.
>>41031089This thread has been dead for ages an is basically a walking corpse now. If people have not been intentionally writing post shortly before it would die again than it wouldn't be here.
>>41031089I was mostly gonna say because she was from later seasons.
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>>41024598>>41024601>>41024606>>41024610>>41024634This was nice to read thank you for writing it.
>>41024634This Anon is in denial, no one escapes equestria once they arrive
>>41032713truth
>>41032713He did say his arrival in Equestria was a result of his own experiment in first place, he has a head start on other anons.
Do not fall off in the night
>>41031236Oldfags know about Sassy and her lethal quiche. If you don’t it’s fine. You just weren’t around. No need to attack points no one made, lad.
>>41033105yanderelight kino?
>>41033105She looks so sleepy
>>41010791>Never watched the neverending story You should DEFINITELY go watch this movie. It stars a boy and his depressed horse and everything goes perfectly fine for the horse.
>>41034740That escalated quickly, went from embarrassing and teasing him to physical violence.
>>41034799Reminds me of this yandere manga I read. This chick was cutting and wounding and hurting her bf then would have sex with him and fantasized about making him her dog. He beats her with a bat and mains her in the end
>>41033105love descended twi
>>41035110I miss this artist
>>41034799It's her inability to control her emotions. She doesn't want to be passive, and she wants to mark and claim him in every way she can't even imagine to make sure he knows that he's hers without exception. Yanderes are the best when they're handled well.
>>41035508what even happened to him?
>>41036241I think he got tired of people complaining about Twilight's collar.
>>41036241Don’t know but he drew some really good Twilight
>>41024753>>41026622>>41027867>>41032266Thanks for reading!>>41025985Yeah, he's not crazy about it either. >>41024634>Despite everything, you still did put in a token effort towards your studies at the university. >You imagine a number of your peers back on Earth would commit (further) atrocities for the chance to study such a unique subject as the arcane but, really, you mostly did it to keep up appearances. >Your quill scrabbles in your notebook as you try to parse the seemingly alien language your professor was making use of to address the class. >Your utterly abysmal comprehension regarding magical vernacular failed at every fifth word he spoke, but its still a far cry from how it was when you first got here. >Considering the fact that your mentors were all talking horses, you felt that you were making adequate progress. >You feel a nudge at your side and turn to face your seating neighbor.>A hoof held to her face in a conspiratorial manner, Moondancer points towards the front and whispers, “Hey, check out what Twinkleshine’s wearing.” >Following her gaze, you see a white and pink unicorn mare sporting a frilly, bright blue saddle on her back. >Moondancer snickers, “I’ve never known her to be this bold before, who do you think she’s trying to impress?” >Saddles were but a mere drop in the bucket of this world’s peculiarities, but you still did find their presence rather strange. >Instead of being used by someone to mount and ride, their place in equine society was instead as a common fashion accessory.>Really, you were quite glad for their interdimensional shift in purpose. >You’d never ridden a horse before, and you certainly didn’t intend to start /here/ of all places. >Turning back towards Moondancer, you shrug. “Who knows,” you narrow your eyes and tap your chin, “maybe she’s looking to get in the Professor’s good graces after falling behind. One must make use of every strength in the classroom, after all.” >She giggles and bats you with a hoof, causing you crack a small smile.>”I’d never have thought she was that kind of mare, but you never know how it is with some ponies…” >Considering the fact that she’s unwittingly saying that to the local alien, you suppose that sentiment is true enough.>Your gaze idly wanders to her desk. “Speaking of the professor, isn’t there an upcoming exam on this? Thought you’d be taking notes on all this stuff.”>She briefly looks at her blank notebook before shooting you an amused smirk.>”Don’t need it. I’d mastered this subject months ago. Honestly, the stuff we do together is so much more ahead of this, I’m more surprised that /you’re/ taking notes.”>Oh. >Right.
>>41037480>Inwardly cringing at the small blunder, you wave your hoof in a dismissive gesture while readying your quill and returning to your notes.”Even if its something we already know, you can always gain something more from the perspectives of others.”>There was also the fact that she or her parents were probably paying a sizable sum for such perspectives.>But on the other hand, you of all people weren’t, so its not a stretch to imagine that she wasn’t either; you’d hope not, God knows which of the two of you actually deserves to be here. >She mulls over your words with a pensive frown for a moment, before levitating her own quill and turning her eyes towards the lecture.>”…And THAT, is why, despite being functionally similar, teleporting is allowed while portals remain strictly prohibited. You just never know what can crawl out of them.”>Your professor, Star Parlor, finishes the speech with a flourish of his pointer as he turns towards the seated students. >Adjusting his glasses, he imperiously scans the crowd, “To demonstrate the fundamentals of teleportation, I would like a volunteer to come and showcase their knowledge on the subject.” >Absent of a very distinguished shade of green, a small rainbow of hooves shoot up and dangle in the air.>Hooves he pointedly ignores as his gaze focuses on you. >Your pupils immediately constrict.>”Anonymous,” he addresses you, “please come up to the front of the class.”>Doing your best to ignore the sweat forming on the back of your neck, your eyes make a sweep of the classroom, finding a veritable sea of multicolored irises staring straight into your pitiful, damned soul.Resisting the overwhelming urge to belt out an ear-piercing screech, you speak, “I would simply love to Mister Parlor, but I’m afraid I’m just not feeling quite well enough to do so at the moment. Students and all-nighters, I trust you understand?”>His eyes narrow.>”That was your excuse the last time you were called up. And the time before that. You’re getting up here. Participation is a part of this class and I will not have any of my students thinking that indolence has any place in this institute. Now, come.”>Your mouth uselessly opens and closes as your mind fruitlessly fishes to find a way to weasel out of exposing yourself as a fraud to the entire class.>Coming up empty, you look towards the heavens for guidance.>Your earnest search for salvation is met with a bare wooden ceiling. >Mocking you. >Gritting your teeth, you rise and make your way to the front.
>>41037487>Really, it had to happen eventually.>You were going to be exposed as the phony you were, bearing not a single iota of arcane mastery. >You’d swiftly be kicked out, losing your sole source of revenue and any means to utilize your unique skillset; perish the thought of returning home, you’d have to desperately claw through an alien society just to survive.>If you were lucky.>Maybe they’d dig further. Maybe they’d probe you with their weird glowy horns and find out your /true/ origins.>What then?>Perhaps you’d be dissected by the very students you’d studied alongside. Perhaps you’d simply be stoned. >Your ears fold. >Either way, it was, as they say, >SO. >FUCKING. >OVER. >You arrive at your destination, Mister Parlor seemingly becominguncomfortable with the weight of your forlorn gaze.>He clears his throat, pointing at an apple and a red hoop on the wooden floor.>”Teleport the apple into the hoop.”>You turn to stare at it.>Taking in the way the lights of the classroom reflect off its pristine skin, its small indents from various mishandlings, the brown stem where it’d been irrevocably severed from the source unto which it was birthed.>You idly ponder its fate, whether it’d be uncaringly devoured by the whims of equinity or simply tossed away after completely FUCKING YOU OVER.>Your horn lights up as you shut your eyes.>You feel your magic pulse, enveloping the apple in a foreign glow as it waves along an unseen tide and attempts to make the impossible occur.>The weight of the arcane surges through your foreign being, writhing under your skin as if damning you for its disturbance.>More and more is fruitlessly poured, all while you know full well of the end result.>This feat was simply beyond your knowledge. >You were not a mage. Far from it. >You’d had to resist the urge to laugh in the face of anyone that had referred to you as such. >And yet, you still had to at least make an attempt.>You weren’t going to resign yourself to your fate without kicking and screaming, without struggling until every last bit of you spent everything that it could.>It was this mindset that stranded you here in the first place and it was what kept you going when you found yourself with no way back. >Your horn burns with exhaustion, nearing its limit when, suddenly, you feel the apple slip through your arcane grasp.
>>41037493>Your eyes snap open in utter shock as you see your green haze absent of the fruit.>It was gone, you’d squeezed it into a little tiny speck, it was ground it into fine dust, it was...>Sitting directly in the center of the red hoop.>You feel ice run through your veins. >Impossible is what it was.>You knew you’d failed, experienced your future crash and burn.>You had absolutely no idea what you were doing, this was entirely out of your abilities.>It was just too much. >The Professor’s speaks, but her voice is muffled to you, your attention entirely focused on finding an explanation as your eyes frantically dart around the room.>You’re debating between giving up and rushing out the room or simply picking up your charade once more, continuing on as if nothing was wrong when you make one last sweep of the room.>Your mind grounds to a halt as you see it in the corner of your eye.>A cream-colored horn, glowing a pale lilac hue.
>>41037497~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>The after-class walk to the laboratory was filled with a thundering silence. >The two of you were side by side, as you usually were, and yet you couldn’t bear to look her in the eye at the moment. >The reason for this was simple.>She /knew/. >You risk a glance, meeting her gaze for a split second before she turns her head away. >Shit, fucking hell! >How much? Since when?>Your income consisted of bits handed out by the university contracts for research, all of which were mostly spent on said research. >You didn’t have nearly enough to bribe her to keep her mouth shut. >Just what did she know? She was a resourceful girl, it wouldn’t be hard for her to take a quick scan of her partner’s background.>Of course she’d be suspicious upon finding it almost entirely empty. >Inwardly cursing, you chastise yourself for not putting more effort into your fraudulent origins.>Your mind races as you both turn a corner.>They don’t have the most useful compounds on the market, but with what’s available you should be able to…>You flinch as you catch yourself, wrenching that train of thought from its tracks. >You weren’t willing to go that far, not to her. >She reaches the laboratory doors first, opening and shutting them upon your entrance. >You hesitantly turn to look at her, but she continues to avoid eye contact. >Eventually, you open your mouth. “If you think-“>”Its really-“>Your lip twitches.You nod your head towards her, “You first.” >She scuffs a hoof on the floor before lifting her head to meet your eyes, donning a tentatively determined expression. >”I-Its really nothing to be ashamed of, you know.”>Your is quick to twist in confusion. >She coughs in her hoof, ”I’ve known you’ve always had trouble casting higher level spellforms, but you didn’t have to try so hard to hide it from me. I don’t judge or mind at all, honest! You shouldn’t have to feel like you have to be lie about yourself because of it.”>She takes the initiative to continue upon seeing your uncomprehending stare. >” R-Really, I find it admirable that you’ve made such progress in your studies in spite of having such low magical capabilities! Just because some ponies are born like that, doesn’t mean that their worth is any less. A stallion’s value isn’t based on that at all!”“…what.”>”After all, what really matters isn’t what’s up here,” a hoof points towards her horn, “but what’s in here,” she then points towards her head, before giving you a small, tentative smile and reassuringly placing a hoof on your shoulder. >…>You dazedly make your way to a chair at the laboratory table, levitating a quill and notebook from your saddlebags and taking a seat while trying your utmost best to suppress the masculine urge to curl up in a little ball and scream until everything in the world is okay again.
>>41022771Please tell me its her mare juice and not her hair
>>41028243 it's a picture from Disco Elysium
>>40967575mmm twilight chest fluff
>>41015902Not enough content of the new pones
>>41037563Incredible game. Imagine Harry in Equestria
>>41038210I wonder how comparable inland empire is to Pinkies pinkie sense.
>>41037560Would either stop you?
>>41037808Would you really want to be accosted by a gen 5 pony? I feel they’d be more intense yans than gen4
>>41038634>>41037808>*Twitch* *Twitch*>”Oh this?! I’m just withholding my absolute ERUPTING joy that you got yourself a girlfriend, anon!”>She grits her teeth.>”Oh don’t mind me! I’m just smiling! What’s that? How did I even find your address? That’s not important! You gave it to me long long ago! You moved in yesterday? Duh! You were wearing an orange shirt with a ketchup stain near clothing strand #88090. How could I forget? Aren’t I thoughtful? I pay so much attention to detail when it comes to you. Did you know you talk in your sleep? So cute!”
>>41037499Good stuff
>>41038673She'll get over it eventually.
>>41040174>”Oh gosh, anon! I just heard the awful news! Your girlfriend left you, and went missing? What an awful pony! Her letter wasn’t in her handwriting? I think that’s the grief speaking. She wasn’t worth if you anon. What mare would leave such a handsome loving man like you?I think you should hold out for that special mare….like me? I mean, I’m just spitballing here but I wouldn’t ever leave you, or hurt you, unless you betrayed me! I think we’d make a great couple! I’ve already arranged for my things to be moved in. What about Dahlia? What ABOUT dahlia? She’s dead and gone-what do I mean dead? In your heart! Because she missed out on loving you like I do! Nice and DEAD. Hee hee!”
>>41037499She's a very understanding pony. Loving how this is going so far
>>41038634I honestly can’t really see any like that maybe Misty because she’s socially inapt, Opaline because she’s Opaline, Pipp could pull it off somewhat.
>>41029759Very true
>>41037499Man, Anon must be fucking DRAINED after having to go through all that. I love what you are doing and hope you upload it to ponepaste so others in the future may enjoy it as well.
bomp le bump
I was making ai covers for a different thread when I found a song that fits here, so I made this. Tried my best to clean up the robot/static sounds.https://files.catbox.moe/02s0m9.mp3
>>41042154Remember that its all glowies.
>>41042071neat
I want twilight to be way to possesive of me like at first I enjoy it a lot and we have a lot of fun but she gets more and more intense, as I become more and more aware
>>41037499Quite enjoyed this story, Anon is trying so hard to avoid being found out he's going to bumble right into a yandere.
>>41040399Huh, I wonder what she meant by this.
>>41043761You shouldn’t think too much about it. Just enjoy your new girlfriend.
>>41040399hard to believe a yandere sunny bunny
>>41044371>You’re watching Sunny do a commercial for Pipp’s “Shoot it in my mane” creame when->”ANON.”>Pic>You were just getting your lunch delivery from the Buuber eats mare…
>>41044386Spooky....
>>41044386>”I-uh Sunny? Look, I get being frustrated when your boyfriend is being flirtatious with other girls, but I think maybe you overreacted…that deliverymare is willing to settle after the attack, but poor anon is…well…”
>>41044390It’s called love
>>41044390>”Since you can’t be trusted to be faithful or loyal, I have to punish you!”“B-but Sunny, all I did was look at a video short-“>She whacks you with a leather strap across your bare back.>”With a mare in it! You promised never to betray me! You think I like hurting you?!”>WHACK.>”Since you’re having such a difficult time understanding this, I’m going to make sure others know who you belong to…”>She holds a box cutter in her hooves.>”I’m going to make sure you never forget as well as everyone else~”>She looks turned on at the prospect of carving you up
>>41044401sunny please...
>>41044401That’s a mare’s mare right there
>>41044401Anon should break up with her, she just hit him with a leather strap and cut him up.
>>40967575what are you talking about? it's right here
>>41002474I can fix her.
threads like this remind me why I fell in love with this place and that I am a draw and writefag and should behae as one
>>41046144(You)’s or not, your work is appreciated
>>41046144Why did you fall in love with this place and why did this thread remind you of that?
>>41046150amen brother>>41046184Dude you really like to dig in deep don't you?When I first found this place I was just curious but sooner rather than later I couldn't help but to look at these pics and read those greens and all the amazing stuff that came out of it. Others might call them shitty but it was the best I have ever laid my eyes on. This place is turning things upside down. Just look at OPs image. There is SO MUCH POTENTIAL! Infinite stories that could be written from it. So many ways and angles. You can take this anywhere from dealing with your trauma to sociology. Just look at this bro >>40967647 this is so fucking amazing it bogles my mind. This Anon the price of fuckingshitupandnotgivingashit trying to pull Twilight, the pricess of of friendship and marry sue, out of a swamp of misery. I can't even!I don't know if this is wish fulfillment but the abhorent piece of shit that is me and you saving the divine pony... I lack words for it.I just want to give somthing back and maybe amaze others as much as they amazed me. Yes I am a faggot but this shit right here is a shimmering bright spot in a dark universe
>>41046260What a beautiful outlook, I'm happy to see someone like you on this board.
>>41046260I am glad you are having so much fun and feeling inspired. A pessimistic outlook is all too common these days, may you continue finding fulfillment here.
>>41046260That’s the type of outlook that attracts a mare with obsessive problems
>>40992555Trips of truth, they're unfixable anon. Lord knows I tried.
>>41046502>”Oh anon! I’m so sorry that happened! She doesn’t deserve you! What a horrid girl-so you’re single now?”
>>41046553NO, NO MORE, THERE'S NO FIXING>proceeds to become unfixable himself
>>41046466Well of course, somepony needs to protect that beautiful outlook and she is just the mare for the job!
>>40983254Write one.
>>40982605I must have seen this picture a hundred times but only just now realized her pupils are hearts
>>41047587Oh I never saw that
>>40982605her pupils are hearts
>>41037499What was Anon going to say before he let her go first?
>>41048589Cute
