Welcome to the Original General for discussion pertaining to the first three generations of My Little Pony!A True Classic Never Goes Out of Style... edition!>previous thread: (we fucking died)https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41063781/>where to watchheartshine.gay and yayponies.no both have it all! >why did you make this fucking thread againIt's better than shitting in all your other threads. I'm probably gonna do it a fourth time, too.
Alright lads. Who's the best G3 pony?
Thistle pisstle
>>41150639Cheerilee. No bias at all.
Pissile missile
Forgot to attach
>>41150657>>41150655>>41150649Thistle Whistle is a good contender for best pony, she's kind of a bitch. I like that in a mare.
Piss missile makes the most noises and they are loud
I like kimono personally
lost bitch
Let's talk about stinky eye
Stinky eye
>>41150678Woah. That's a crazy face.
>>41150639Gotta love Pinkie Pie!
I feel like this is worth mentioning
Y'all best recognize some damn socks if y'all wanna go on and recognize. Make it socks
>you know what they say>the boa is always greener on the other ponyTruly this is magnificent writing the likes of which I've never seen before.
What if it was thistle whistle in the challenger disaster instead of big bird
>>41150695>January 28, 1986>Thistle Whistle saunters out of the facility>She stares up at the challenger>It's an imposing machine, most definitely>Big plans for this little pony>More than being shot up into the sky though something is bothering her>Her gaze shifts up past the challenger>The sky... it's not very clear at all>So many clouds!! >"Oh n-no.. *whistle* somepony call my fucking agent.">"I'm not getting on that thing! It's cloudy!">She takes the bus home, avoiding the cloudy sky>curls up in bed and turns on the TV>watches the challenger detonate like a firework>"H-H-Holy fuck!! The *whistle* clouds got 'em!"
I'm a long time shady lover. Oh that irreverent fucking horse
>>41150705Are you saying she final destinations it
>>41150710I'm not saying she DIDN'T Final Destination it, anon.
>>41150714# nah anon you got it all wrong. that's exactly what happens in final destination 1
me rn
>Pinkie Pie is chasing you down the backrooms>She is a pony, you have no hope of outrunning>Absolutely positively nowhere to hideHow do you avoid her GETTING you??
The way she scarfs down this entire cake and then burps loudly at the camera just makes me fucking diamonds and I can't even explain it. Not a burp fetish btw, just a mare fetish. God I want Rarity to burp in my fucking face so I can smell the residue of the lemon icing on that stupid rainbow berry cake. Ughh she's so cute, I bet if she burped on my cock it would probably vibrate and be all warm and stuff. Link is timestamped, in case you need a free boner today.https://youtu.be/pXEr4cEjW_8?t=1084>>41150745I'd play dead so that the worst she can do is eat me.
>>41151018>The way she scarfs down this entire cake and then burps loudly at the camera just makes me fucking diamonds and I can't even explain it. Not a burp fetish btw, just a mare fetish. God I want Rarity to burp in my fucking face so I can smell the residue of the lemon icing on that stupid rainbow berry cake. Ughh she's so cute, I bet if she burped on my cock it would probably vibrate and be all warm and stuff.Same.
>>41151018>>41151022I love mares. I want her to mareburp in my face while I brush her mane and take her to the bakery to get her a treat. But only one treat bc I have $7.21 in my pocket and our order at the bakery will cost $7.48 and I'll say "I'll get you next time." to the person at the register and I take the pastries and walk out and they're like "H-Hey, wait!! Oh.. shit." and I give Rarity her pastries in the park with a warm coke from my car and she enjoys it and she burps again and it smells like lemons but then as I rub her belly she fucking farts and it's honestly kinda cute but also it's gross so I start crying bc I didn't know mares could do that but she licks my cheek and says "Can I have some more? :)" so I can't stay mad at her. We go to my car but I'm out of gas so I have to ride her to McDonald's bc she's a pony and she pays for our food and we eat. She's so gassy haha. She's a horse so she just eats a mountain of fries and I look into her eyes and giggle bc I'm a whole ass human person eating a burger. We go home and cuddle and I pretend like everything is okay. It's not. She farts in her sleep, but I'm asleep too so I don't even know it.
>>41150672She licks good
>>41150635https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41117046This is the fourth thread
>>41151018>>41151022>>41151024Each of you has a gross fetish, don't lie to yourselves
>>41150635>>41151518It's also supposed to be OG General
>>41151930
>>41151936I wear this ribbon with honor.
I love classic mares :)long live OG!
fat miserable fuck (i love her)
>be me>have boner>sex with g3 pony>we cum>we giggle
>>41152613>penis lights up
>>41152790Yours or hers?
>>41152819They both light up as the tips touch.
>>41152790Is there any porn of Lily Lightly with a glowing penis?
holy fuck g3 makes me so fucking horny this isnt even a joke man this shit makes my dick so hard i wanna fuck the shit out of minty and razzle dazzle and wysteria and pinkie pie and razaroo and thistle whistle and rainbow dash and sunny daze daffadaisy and rarity and kimono and star catcher and skywishes and coconut grove and sweetie belle and scootaloo and toolaroola and cheerilee and sew and so and lily lightly and starsong and whimsey weatherbe and cotton candy and sweet berry and mayor flitterflutter and puzzlemint and brights brightly and tralala and zipsy and tiddly wink and fiesta flare and sparkleworks and desert rose
>>41153134who stinks the best?
>>41153134what is it about them that makes them so plappable? maybe it's because they look closer to horses than the g4 designs.
>>41153200G3 ponies don't stink, they have scratch 'n sniff scents. Minty smells like mint, Wysteria smells like wisterias, Daffidaisy smells like daisies, etc.
>>41153674What do you suppose Sunny Daze smells like?
>>41153838Maybe sea salt, since she likes surfing?
Check out this detailed pic of Sunny Daze!
>>41154310>>41154571Pure sexo!!
wa-oo~
>Oh, you got an ass on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your ass open, dude. You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker; gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your ass! Take your hands off it and shake that shit. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the booty, dude! God damn. Look good, bro? Yes. Yeah nice, huh? Alright that'll work for him. Put that condom on.
I want to cum inside Sunny Daze. She's probably so sweaty and firm, god, I bet she'd be grinding back the whole time.
>>41152562I love it when they went to a picnic and it rained, and then she said they should've ate before they left
>>41153838The beach and sweat
>>41155558>picThat's not Sunny Daze, that's Light Heart from G2
The average man couldn't handle this much snowpity.
>>41153838Sunscreen
>>41153838SunnyD
>>41153838humid marestink
I NEED A BREEZIE WIFE
>>41157430You're not biologically compatible
>>41157430Breezies are too small
>>41155160What the fuck
>>41153134Imagine having a tea party with your dick out, and they keep giggling.
>>41153838Sunbeams
>>41152976Is there even any G3 porn?
>>41150682That ad always unsettles me kek
So which one of you is going to stream it?Come on, don't be shy.
>>41160729what is this on
I like the innocence of g1.
>>41161313But not g3? Is it too brutal for you?
>>41161298It WAS on Discovery Family at 1:00pm.
KEK I was getting comfy to watch a mid summer "Very Minty Christmas" and suddenly my TV colour was getting weird.>I put my pony's on top the TV.>My G3 mares.>With the magnetic hoofs.>On the tube tv.I remember doing the same fucking mistake as a kid with my g3 pony's! Not the same pony's I had as a kid mind you I unfortunately lost those, but it just is making me laugh so hard.
>>41162029that lamp makes me nervous
It's not plugged in....I broke the lampshade a while ago.
>>41162029Nice ponies, particularly jealous of that Sunny Daze. Our magnetic poners hang out on the fridge
>>41162128I keep them top shelf on these G3 mini pony Ponyville playsets, although it makes them look like giants.I'd like to get a proper G3 full size playset but it all comes down to whatever is local, I'm not really a online shopping kinda person.Sunny Daze is like proto-Celestia in my mind, she deserves all the love.
>>41162351I have posted them in /merch/ but you probably would enjoy seeing my G2 girls here
>>41162358The only G2 pony I ever owned was a McDonalds toy I got way back when I was a munchkin. All I remember was that is was white with silver markings on its body.
>>41150635The animators could never decide on the structure for the pony's faces apparently.
>>41162029comfy and mega based
>>41162029I don't think i want to be a G3fag anymore...
>>411624922 is my fav
>>41162358Love their smiles, not quite as offensive as the hybrid horse faces the G# toys seem to have. I've never actually seen a G@ toy in person even though I scour thrift stores constantly. There's a spot near my house that actually has the Paradise Estate in really good condition though. Id like to pick that up
>>41162358The blue one in the middle is actually a boy.
>>41163883Femboy Clever Clover
>>41162358>>41163883G2 stallions are the prettiest boys
>>41162351I can't believe someone hunted rainbow dash and put her head on a wall like that.
>>41161556The innocence of G3 is peak mare and ironically what many G4 "purists" project onto G4. The entire Kinderquestria is more G3 than G4.
>>41160386Not enough, but it exists. >>41157917I have very smol pp. It will work.
>>41164720It was hard to chase her down, but it was nothing next to what it takes to hunt a Alicorn.
>>41164726This, but unironically.
>>41162055I didn't even see it at first and now I'm nervous too
>>41165325I was not kidding for what that is worth
>>41165016Kek. Imagine the game wardens reaction.
>>41166384It's just a true fact; G3 is the oasis of snowpity and comfy kinderquestia that people don't realize they want.
>>41165016Wtf was Hasbro thinking with these? Kek.
>>41166390They absolutely ree when you tell them this, too.
>>41166394>these chuds finally neck themselves>pony afterlife>not equestria>it's fucking ponyland >Wysteria greets them Do you think they'd *ACK* themselves again?
>>41166402Do you think g3 mares fuck?
>>41166402I think pretty soon they'd get it. A few ponies being nice. A few petting and brushing sessions. They'd want for Equestria, but they'd live out a full life in Ponyland.I for one would love Equestria but the constant villain attacks would get a bit much. Plus that fucker Discord is there.
>>41166422Ponyland is just a different country, maybe they can get a job at the cafe and eventually afford to fly out to Equestria for a vacation?
>>41166402Make them featureless and they might
>>41166424That would be like vacationing to Ukraine.
>>41166430If Ukraine had mares, I'd be there.
>>41166428>instead of trying to teach them blowjobs, you ack yourselfLow INT.
>>41166433>>41166437>No dahling dahlicious dahlussy.It's a tragic loss. She does have a mouth, though. A cute one. I want in, bros.
>>41166440Jeez what does Rarity sound like when aroused. Orgasming?
>>41166448>Rainbow Dash
>>41166448>RarityA-Ah! Ahhh!! Hey, that was fun! Let's do it again!
>>41166457Aaaah. aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAH! Daaaaahliiiiiinnnnnnnnng!!!
>>41166448But how can they cum when they don't have a vagina?
>>41166480I'm a pussy believer, personally. I bet it's gushy goodness.
>>41166402Cheerilee will be there either way, it's a win-win for me.
>>41166491The pigtails are pure sexo, I can't believe they got away with that.
https://youtu.be/HXs0tw6qkXY>just minding your own business>chibi pink pony with giant head ambushes you
>>41166864Sexo.
>>41166864Damn that's cute
I want to grab a g3.5 pony's head and swing their body around like a helicopter. If there was a way to do that without hurting them I would be doing it all day long
>>41166941I think that would be lethal.
>>41166949I think there should be stim toys that are plastic g3.5 heads but with bodies made of rubber that are filled with sand like those monkey toys. for swinging and slamming on the ground
>>41166954...you wanna slam mares into the ground?
Name a goddamned pony smarter than Kimono.>canonically the wisest pony>never gets into stupid shit>moved out of the place>only shows up once and leaves in the first episode
>>41166972>only shows up once and leaves in the first episodeShe really is the smartest pony
>>41166972Can't blame her. >friends make giant charms too big for you to wear>they run out of time so they decide to just give you the giant charms anyway>also they made regular sized charms at some point despite previously clarifying they were short on time
>>41166972I wish I could see her face when the pegasi started flying through the waterfall. Do you think she saw that from the horizon?
>WE NEED ONE OF YOUR PINKIE SQUINKS
>>41167085>filename Kek, I'm never calling her anything else again.
im trying to research the bodily evolutions of ponies over their generations to make deductions about their evolutionary functions over the years. anyone have any good comparison pics?
>>41167233Do you want to compare toys or animation?
>>41166498More ponies need pigtails
Tink-A-Tink-A-Too and Mish Mash Mee are the most odd but adorable names I've ever heard.
>>41168318>ukulele gayly strumswhat did they mean by this?
>>41168318>>41168387>ukulele gayly strums, bongos keep the beatobviously Sunny Daze and Sparkleworks are gay for each other
>>41168387>>41168718Fellas.. is it gay to strum a ukulele?
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/6n1i3on2.mp3
>>41168798It's gay to be a G3 ponyThey're all mares
>>41162965Why?
>>41168318I hate G5 names this is peak pony names right here
>>41150639you just posted her
>>41168807>>41170025
>>41170025Cute mare, anon!
>>41168318I ship them
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/t1yceurx.mp3
>>41170922The original is kino and that thing you linked is auto tune noise
>>41168807>>41170922these are trashreal g3 music is where it's at
>>41168868How often does Sparkleworks take the Sunny D?
>>41170922Well *I* think it's fucking kino.
>>41170984Well shit, I guess we'd better just post the same old songs from g3 instead of anything new, fun, or interesting. Fuck you.>verification not required.
>>41171756the only trait out of those this has is it's newthis is just generic rap and generic rock with pony lyrics slapped on
>>41171756This. Remixes are based. Keep it up.
>>41171756>>41171825NO ARGUING IN THE G3 THREADS
>>41172101Yeah no arguing. Let's just be like picrel instead.
love this little nigga like you wouldnt believe
>>41172929She’s gonna wake you up every day by hopping up and down on you like this. She just wants to play and spend time with you, so don’t be upset okay?
>>41172929How uncouth.
>>41170922is this AI music? we're in the middle of the g3 fanmusic renaissance, why post robot tunes?
>>41173632I see it as experimenting, and I'm having fun. I think the result is interesting and harmless enough to share. It doesn't compare and represents no threat to proper g3 fan music, which I encourage and make, too
>>41173674You made it? Not to suck your dick, but this is peak and it's my ringtone. Hope you make moar.
>>41173787I guess I should've answered the question more clearly. I prompted it, it's an ai's work—little effort on my part.
>>41172958She's an excited little filly. Any parent or pet owner is familiar with that.
>>41172958Peak wife behavior.
>>41173674>>41173847>it's ai musicthat explains a lot
>>41172408Let's have a conga line?
>>41175643bumped the thread award
>>41175644I'd rather have a simple post to bump the thread from page 10 than let it fall off.
>>41175658I'd rather let it get slid.
>>41150639Minty for sure
So, why was Hasbro so quick to drop the core 7 and move right into G4?
>>41176892Probably because the core 7 was a total flop. Surprise surprise, only making toys and animations of the same 7 characters in a series with character variety as a selling point isn't a good recipe for success.
>>41177561Tfw mare to sing to you.
>>41177561Too bad she only gets 5 minute shorts with this design.
>>41177329But... isn't that what fim did?
>>41178258No they shilled the other characters. And basically only released the mane six and the princesses.Pretty much the exact opposite.
What are they all looking at??
>>41178495this thread falling to page 10
>>41178495my flaccid, broken cock
>>41178495Toola roola's cute little pussy
>>41179114Jawdropping
>>41179343raw clopping
>>41177561Starsong and Toola Roola were the only good things about core 7
Why were the G1 ponies so chunky?
>>41180341idk but i want them so fucking bad
>>41180341
>>41180341Heft so that you can really fuck them hard and not hurt them.
>>41180943She's perfect.
>>41180943IWTCISD
>>41180943>inside sunny day? God you're based!
>>41180943I fucking NEED to cum inside Sunny Daze! NOW!!!
Bros, be honest. Would you laugh if you saw the way the way she shines?
>>41183926I'd never laugh at her! I love Lily Lightly, and shining is just another thing that makes her special
>>41182713>>41183205based
>>41182981don't you mean>cumming inside Sunny Daze? God you're so based!
>>41185535>implying pulling out was an option
Stuff her sweetly!
>>41186051What was sweet about her.
>>41186081Her aroma.
^~^
>>41186661my wife!
>that archUnf!!!!
>>41187140who is this?
>>41187623https://www.deviantart.com/conphettey/art/COMMISSION-Sweet-Stuffing-766858075some faggot's OC
>>41188137>Sweet Stuff(ing)I can only imagine the OC's creator never saw MLP 'n Friends, because that name is too close to be a deliberate ripoff
Isn't a wisteria a choking vine?
Seems like a safety hazard.
>>41189276I know it's an invasive climbing vine
>>41189884I'd like to have an invasive Wysteria and give her my climbing vine if you know what I mean
>>41189471There's probably some magic bullshit that makes it work
>>41189471That would be scary for a human man to ride
>>41189894I want to invade her womb with my climbing vine
>>41189894>>41191103basedWysteria is for fertilizing
Fizzy Pop tripped and tumbled all the way to page 10!
>>41189894>face down ass up My favorite. Any mare that presents like this is getting what she needs from me.
>>41189894Just Bee yourself
Sunny if she comfy.
>>41192971Oh no!
>>41192971What kind of awful things does she find there? I’ve been wanting to write a dark G3 green forever, but my stupid brain won’t let me sit down and do it
>>41162029Pretty Silver Glow, anon!
>>41194988Good, there's nothing more boring than 'what if cute/fun thing was dark'
>>41194988It's nothing scary, just the place at the bottom of the hill when all the ponies are playing at the top.
>>41195403Love those pigtails
What's she reading?Wrong answers only.
>>41196457Clopfic.
>>41196650sorry the other image got turned sideways
>>41195403Oh right, they were sisters. I forgot.
>>41196457GREEN IN NOT A CREATIVE COLOR
>>41150635What the fuck were they thinking?
>>41197205I think seeing that when you look at it says more about you than anything desu
>>41196457>>41196572SparkeDaze smut (written by Razzaroo of course)
>>41197412Sparkle*
>>41196457Hoof fetish greens.
I want to go to Ponyville and get everybody pregnant. Even Spike, as a power move. Get bred, you purple cunt.
>>41198571I hate this bitch. She’s so negative.
>>41200482Yeah. So negative. Yup. Total downer.
>>41198571SOMETHING DOESN'T HAVE TO BE WRONG, SHADY!
>>41199897He looks annoying
>>41202081He sounds and acts annoying too.
>>41200482>>41201373
>>41196457Kimono's manifesto
>>41202630You DARE insult the GREAT and AMAZING Brian Drummond!?
https://youtu.be/27O05YvhHlM>simply gotta laugh>or i'm gonna BUSTOh Rarity, if you only knew how close I was to busting.
>>41203855Ah yes, unicorn Cheerilee. I forgot about you.
>>41203855She cute
