>"Anon, my my, this is a Suprise. I never would've thought a hairless ape like yourself would be the victor in my Twisted Metal competition. But I suppose beggars can't be choosers. As per the agreement, you will be entitled to one wish. Name your prize, and it shall be yours."
>>41195406Kill yourself.
>>41195406I am not here for a prize, Discord. It is I who have a gift for you.
Make Starlight have really bad gas.
>>41195412Funny to imagine, but he's not exactly known for being a man of his word.
>>41195406One Coloratura please
>>41195406make pinkie a princess it would be funny
remove the crawlers from kino der toten
>>41195406Turn into Rainbow Dash and bend over.
give me your magic powers
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>>41195406I want first prize. Not second or third, fuck silver and bronze, give me the gold.
>>41195406That I can create and dismantle portals to and from Equestria whenever I want.Or just, all your powers. That would be neat as well.
>>41195406I want to be Calypso and rule Twisted Metal competitions to fuck over winners again and again. Give me your place.
>>41195406if dubs, portal to equestria
>>41195406>I want to meet the Mane Six.">>41193556
>>41196217enjoy hell I guess.
>>41196217Rolling for portal to equestria
>>41195406I desire nothing but a fair chance at winning (You)r friendship, Discord. My prize shall be a dozen afternoons spent together; I want our potential friendship to be uncoerced and natural past that trial.
>>41195406I'll take Fluttershy as my personal whore. Thank you.
>>41195406>rape
>>41195768Hey asshole I'm doing the easter egg, leave the crawler
>>41195406Turn into Eris and put on the wedding dress. You are the prize.
>>41195420What do you plan on giving the creature who has everything, anon?
>>41195406Portal to Equestria.
>>41197000This.>Trips. It is destined.
>>41196514
>>41196217We can't have threads like this anymore.Some autist would derail and report it for not being show related and it'd be deleted before it even got to the trips.
OP mentions Twisted Metal, you do not want to ask for a portal to Equestria.
>>41195406Throw me into portal to Equestria. You know which one.>>41197115Metal issue.
