Thread to discuss the franchise Wild Manes, saddle up and join the herd!2nd episode coming on youtube tomorrow, 19th! Check it out: https://youtu.be/1jzPsjnRhuQ?si=eSCahUnPRlp4GOh3Are you excited?Last threads:>>41201162>>41217384>>41227110>>41229977What you have to know:>>41210594>>41216112https://www.jakks.com/brands/wild-manes/
>>41244785Oops, forgot to update the what you have to know. Going to fix that next thread.
>?si=eSCahUnPRlp4GOh3hot tip: strip that tracking shit from YT URLshttps://youtu.be/1jzPsjnRhuQ
>>41244798Does this have anything to do with privacy, or it's just to get the links clean?
>>41244817>Does this have anything to do with privacyit's google, what do you think?it's harder to track people with cookies now thanks to EU laws, so they're going with the tried and true version of sticking stuff on the end the URL
I'm late to the party what is this about
>>41244857New SoL horse show.
>>41244857appreciating the whole mare
>>41244857cute horses doing cute things for 5 minutes
>>41244857Cows and their beautiful milky udders/pussy
>>41244857Clogging the catalog with off topic shit, what else?
I want to cum into Bailey's cute ponut while she yells out "Surf's up, Anon" so bad it's unreal, brosWhat do?
>>41245389I dunno, would it even be possible to surf a tidal wave of cum?
>>41244785candi is cute
>>41245639Her Pre-animation is fucking hot
>>41245656
>>41245745
>>41245389She wouldnt say surf's up. They each have seperate hidden catchphrases for sex. Except for Finley. Hers is still Worrisome Waterfalls because shes a squirter
>>41245656>>41245745>>41245747Thx. Seen a few of these, been meaning to study them
>>41245750>Hers is still Worrisome Waterfalls because shes a squirterUnf
it's all fun and games until some sick fuck decides to draw these cows with big fat plump udders.
>>41245764You will never force this meme
>>41244785>Are you excited?Mildly
I want to be the robot and touch the mares manes all day unf
>>41245750lol
Episode 3 - "Coach Tilly">When Cocoa decides to enter the Wild Barista Championship, prepping drinks with style and speed, she enlists Tilly as her coach. Taking this role VERY seriously, Tilly puts Cocoa through the paces (including a comical but grueling Rocky-style montage), pushing her to the max! Just when Cocoa can’t take it anymore and is about to quit, she serves her thirsty horsepals (i.e. Candi and Bailey) in record time – proving she is “beyond ready” for the contest.Premiers July 26
>>41246585mush cocoa
>>41245922Cowcow
>>41246585I want Tilly to yell at me
>>41244857social media whore cows
Are we doing a stream?
>>41246920Fuck the stream
>>41246920Kek, not after everyone saw how shit it was
>>41246920Working on it, Check the monday spot. Looks like I'll have to embed a custom frame to make the stream play.Skibbidi-bibibity cy tubitty /r/mlpstream
wild manes starts in 40 minutes.come and join us.
Anon got the embed thingy to work, now we can watch it while it premieres \0c0/
Just a few more minutes, guys.
Premiere now!!!
Now THAT was wild
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These mares are just too damn cute. I dont even care if people hate on this show anymore im hooked
>>41247259They're fillies, anon. You are a foalcon.
>first minute is always wasted on recapping the same fucking episode>instead of 5 min it's actually 4 min episodesFucking hell
>new episode>no FinleyWhy even bother
>mono audioIncompetent retards.
So AI maneraping robot as recurring antagonist confirmed?
>>41247259>These mares are just too damn cute.Agree, but god fucking damn it the writing is atrocious.
>"Now that was wild">"Not as wild as my mane"
>>41247396the highest form of maretertainment
>>41247338>>41247351>wild manes is so good this is the only criticism anons can come up withKek
>>41247409I fucking hate mono.
>>41247411mono is better than audio in one channel only
bottler angry
>>41245745>>41245747They have at least three bakers
>>41247409illiterate shitposting is still shitposting
>>41245747does Sundae make her icecream from her own milk?>>41247424competition in Wild is either extremely fierce or they just do it for fun
>>41247438oatmilk
Mmm, pink one is feeling a liiiiiiittle too Pinkie Pie-ish. It needs to flesh them out a bit, make sure they don't become too one note.And I remember how repetitive and overbearing Pinkie became over the course of the series, Oh, I remember.
>>41247397Shilling time
>>41245747Tilly and Zoey are basically the same, except Zoey fills her body with salt.
>>41245745>>41245747where are the nerd mares? the electronics mares? the craft mares? the theater mares?
>>41247534You only get slopmares
>>41247548concern
https://youtu.be/moLx_FO9l-w?t=210ahoh my macaronswhat's this noise all aboutGonna need to, uh, gonna need to work on that delivery.
>>41247560are you suggesting the voice acting on this totally unique IP isn't up to snuff?
>>41247397>>41247508>didn't even bother designing an in show version of it>they're just sitting on the toyImagine if Applejack's house had no back.
>>41244785Wildmanesbros… no matter how many times I yell “COWPUSSY” or “I WANT TO CUM INSIDE OF THE PRETTY COWS” or a variation thereof while watching the new episode, i still can’t change the fact that it’s completely ass. What do I do?
>>41247665Wait for the toys to come out, then post a video of you rubbing your dick on their manes and hotgluing them
>>41247354So...... who's gonna draw him fucking them all simultaneously?
new ep didnt have candi. 0/10 i want to fuck hercocoa is fine too though i guess..
Eh, the characters are cute, but the stories are too simplistic. A lot of the early G4 seasons had simple stories too. But, I think they usually delved into some more heavy themes, like being jealous of your friends. Also, blatant toy commercial with the fashion trailer. I love that they all wear eyeshadow and full outfits.
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>>41247730i tried my best
>>41247665keep saying it until it works
i was expecting the part where cocoa screams "its not happening" and the new mare shows up and says the same thing again like the beginning of the episode but instead Cocoa is the one admitting "its happening"!like, Cocoa bros are eating good because she constantly looks at the camera and breaks the 4th wall to speak to us or change the episode in the middle
>>41244785How many episodes of this is there gonna be?
>>4124853140
>>41248450>When the surf's not up
>>41248804so is Bailey's job the same as Ken's - beach? what does she do on the off seasons?
The cows are incredibly cute but I don't see myself following this series.It's so incredibly shallow. All they do all day long is talk about doing vanity shit and eat fastfood. That is literally all there is to this series by now.I know it was not made for me but I really wish there was more cow lore to explore than shilling their plastic toy items.
>>41249000No, no I get you. Characters are all basically the same except one makes hot drinks while another might make cookies or style manes.Cocoa seems to be the leader, but she isn't displaying a lot of main character quality.
>>41249041>replying to a guy force memeing cow
>>41247560But she clearly said a change of scenery would be nice. You telling me a market is a change of scenery?Also, is EVERY episode going to open with the problem and her saying YUP, THAT'S ME. YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING HOW I ENDED UP IN THIS SITUATION?
>>41249059>Also, is EVERY episode going to open with the problem and her saying YUP, THAT'S ME. YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING HOW I ENDED UP IN THIS SITUATION?yep!
>>41249042there's nothing wrong with calling them cows. cows are cute
>>41247784This. Plus they seem to overuse the "show peak conflict first and then go back in time to show how it happened" thing. They don't trust the audience to hold their attention long enough for things to start happening. Also I don't dig the 4th wall breaches. When AJ did this in Pony Life it was great, because of shitpost nature of PL, but here it does not work. We need to see better stories, less shallowness and stallions.
>one makes coco and treats>one makes sweets>one makes macarons>one we haven't see in show yet makes ice cream>one we haven't see in show yet makes cookiesYou could just have one sell all this shit in a bakery.
Please move it to /co/. Do it.
>>41249464They use it so that they can reuse animation. Not a good look when the episodes are already 5 minutes a pop.
Cocoa said that Perla is practically a goddess, and I might just have to agree. She looks absolutely radiant, fellas.
>>41249547She has the biggest box.
>the rapist artist is now doing wild mane
>>41249578do you know how little that narrows it down bro?
>>41249540And take up 1 minute of the the 5 minutes, so you're actually only watching 4 minutes.
>>41249605big fink move from Jakks desu
>12 Wild mares revealed so far>not a single Wild stallion revealed>not even a Wild geldingmalebros..
>>41250047Give them some time. There will definitely be an episode about some parent thing or boyfriend trope.
That wild guitar riffing for the opening song along with the wicked pounding of the drums.Woahhhhhh WILD MANES YEAHHHHHHhttps://youtu.be/5bLBp5-HdAA?si=eVuwHvKEF_55kLM7
>>41248852cry
>>41250047It's a g3 maretopia
>>41250181baelie no
>>41249485jack of all trades, master of none
>>41249485Its heavily implied that half of the town is a themepark/carnival.
>>41250047I haven't been keeping up. Unlike mlp with 6 mains, WM has 12? Someone make a chart
>>41248383KEK
any good YTPs? of the 3 I've seen they're pretty shitty
>>41250324But they're all the same skill. Understanding ingredients and baking.
Is the Bailey green going to continue, or is it over?
>>41251201Dunno, where's OP?
>>41251201She still use surfer catchphrase but at least its not limited to SURF UP any more
>>41250392>Someone make a charta shipping chart? :33
>>41251541Off boarder detected.>:33And it's a furnigger too.
>>41251541Is that fucking homestuck?
I feel the music and expressions need work.Like the voice actors will say something with a panicked tone, but the face won't change much besides a slight frown.
Not much of a party trailer. There's hardly any room for anyone.
>Zoey, Sundae and Lana were no where in the trailerWill they be toy only, bros
>>41251724>Perla's party van
>>41251704Yeah about that.
>>41251756A slight frown and squinting
>>41251763yeah their ears need to move.
>>41251756Now she's wet and wild
bump I guess
>>41244785KYS
>>41253126Why would you say something like that?
>>41253126You want them to kiss? Me too
>>41250982Cute
>>41251724Bailey in the dirt. No wonder she is complaining about sand dunes.
>>41250047awesome, no competition
Maybe I'll get used to it.What I loved about FiM was the slice of life. The big grand finals were great and all, but I always did prefer the more laid back episodes. Maybe it was the same reason I grew fond of the LPS series too. Sometimes I just want to watch a group of friends chill.
>>41254182Bailey is a dirty girl
>>41254258you´d think that but what if they're all lesbos?
>>41254782That filly has funk
>>41246585>episode opens with Tilly screaming into Cocoa's ear>"Oh, this is a total disaster! How did I get into this mess!?">flashback to how she got into this messThere, that'll be it.
>>41255414mare got ear poisoned
>>41254786They become whorses and sell sex to each other
>>41255420Better than eye poison
>>41255757>sex based economyhot
>>41256341There has to be a name for that
>>41250982UNF
>>41256710Mareconomy>Verification not required.
>>41256933Not to be confused with a marectomy
>>41250982It's shit
>>41257425...that there isn't more art of the m6 in the Wild Manes style.
>>41250982Talk about a party horse
>>41250982I want to fuck her mane
>>41257515No really, it's just shit.
>>41254394Its there for some slice of life without any world ending event
>>41259242...that we don't have more art of the m6 in the wild manes style, yes
>>41259950Lol youre so goddamn annoying I love it. I also saw you doing this shit in the G5 threads. Based obnoxiouschad
So 4chan, when's the /horse/ board coming out /wm/
>>41259959>implying it's one person
>>41259975It already exists newfag >>>/trash/
I cant wait for the third episode
It needs to add some background characters, they could even use recolors if budget is an issue. Their town feels empty, and considering it seems to be some sort of resort, it's a little weird it's not bustling with customers.
>>41260533maybe they just live there? but that raises the question who built all of it
>>41260605It's a toy commercial for toddlers, you are looking too hard into this as if they even care.
>>41260796uhm Wild Manes is actually aimed at girls 6-10. try to keep up
>>41260817I thought it was for 13 year olds? Hence why they want them doing things like spas and vlogging?
>>41260796So was FiM, but they still made the town lively by making sure more ponies than just the mane 6 lived there.
>>41260817The nonexistant writing quality says otherwise. Try to keep up.
>>41260830nigger, you're white knighting for a toy commercial that put more effort into BUY OUR TOYS set animation than the actual animation of the characters themselves. Reality check yourself
>>41260844And you're getting defensive over nothing. I just suggested a more lively town, nothing else.
>>41260844Anon, you're on /mlp/. Shut the fuck up and stop acting like you're not garbage like the rest of us.
>>41260914Anyone's better than a consoomer of this. Pick any thread on the board, they're better than you. The interest is fabricated and non existent, page 10 bumps to desperately try to stay relevant after everyone else dropped this shit. You coped about it getting better, but everyone can see it's just the same level of shit.
>>41260944Fucking kek. It's so hard to take hyperspergs like you seriously. Oh wow, you have standards, you wont watch just any horse cartoon for 2nd grade girls, just the one special one. Lmfao. Think about this next time you look in the mirror. You're not fooling anyone, not even the people on this board.
>>41260944>page 10 bumps to desperately try to stay relevant after everyone else dropped this shitfaggits insta-dropped after episode 1 because they wanted to hate it. made sure to announce it and everything, they were all very theatrical about it. there's simply not enough wild manes to properly discuss yet. thats why the threads are cringe and forced right now. we're very interested but dont have much to say beyond that. once there are a decent 10 or 20 episodes out the threads will be hot and youll be here acting like you were president of the fan club from day one.
I HAVE STANDARDS. I HAVE STANDARDS. I HAVE FRICKING STANDARDS! I WILL NEVER WATCH WILD MANES. NEVER! I WILL DELIGENTLY HATE IT, EVEN IF IT GETS MORE POPULAR THAN MLP, I WILL HATE IT UNTIL MY DYING BREATH. THIS, I BELIEVE, IS MY ULTIMATE DESTINY. I WONT ENJOY JUST ANY MINDNUMBING TOY ADVERTISEMENT SLOP FOR LITTLE GIRLS IN KINDERGARTEN. NO NO NO, ONLY THE ONE SPECIAL MINDNUMBING TOY ADVERTISEMENT SLOP FOR LITTLE GIRLS IN KINDERGARTEN WILL SUFFICE FOR ME. YES, YOU SEE, BECAUSE I'M NOT JUST SOME CREEPY AUTIST MANCHILD. MY LITTLE PONY IS SPECIAL. YES, "LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE", AS IT WERE. MY ENTIRE NOTION OF REALITY IS CENTERRED AROUND THIS CONSTRUCT, AND WITHOUT IT THE WHOLE THING CRUMBLES AND I WILL CEASE TO RECALL EVEN MY OWN NAME. THAT IS WHY I MUST FIGHT! I MUST FIGHT! NO THE FUCK I WILL NOT WATCH WILD MANES! AND NO THE FUCK I WILL NOT DIP WENDY'S NUGGETS IN MCDONALDS KETCHUP! This.... is my vow..... This...... is my conviction.....
>>41260986Yes all these threads are cringe and forced, glad we agree. >Uhh it's the trip name that our threads are deadNothing to talk about, nothing to get excited about. Nothing to meme about. Nothing to green about. It's just a shit show. The end.
>>41261042Your contrarian hatred of wild manes is even more forced and cringe, though
>>41261111>It's contrarian to recognize low quality shit as low quality shitBraindead nigger.
>>41261126If thats true then where are your quads?
>>41261144>Double dubs
>>41261144Numbers mean nothing on a dead board newfag
>>41261171If the board is so dead then leave
Stop fighting. It's getting too wild in here.
>>41261229Totally unchill :(
>>41261229Surf's up
>>41261229swimming in seaweed!
>>41260844are we talking about FiM now?
what if in an official episode, candi was about to say oh sugar again but instead she said oh shit. would that scare you
>>41262645That'd be kinda hot. I feel like G4 mares never swear but Wild mares probably do, at least off camera.
>>41245747Perla looks so great
>>41245747I'm starting to like Dreamer more and more. What a cutie. I think we will see her in Episode 4? I stopped reading the descriptions because it doesn't take much to spoil a 5 minute episode lol
>>41247722>instructions unclear and my dick is now hotglued to the toy.
>>41250047>not a single Wild stallion revealedBased. Only cucks will disagree. G3 for all it's faults never cucked anyone.
>>41262695Don't forget G1 actually had stallions but they were basically mares in disguise.
>>41262695>G3 for all it's faultsBut there are none
>>41262695G3 had 1000-year-old Spike the Dragon. He was quite a perv.
>>41262739proof?
>>41262762They weren't mares, they were called "brother ponies". Apparently they race each other 360 days a year, then come home for a few days.
>>41262743You try being buried for 1000 years and not be immediately horny for the first living thing you see.
Their manes don't look so wild.
>>41262793That sounds awfully homosexual
>>41262793Come home to mate and then leave again.I saw what was going on with Buttons and Slugger.
>>41262793>bachelor herd interacts with the females only during rutare they ponies or are they deer?
>>41262915Brother ponies rock hard.
>>41263398nonstop brojobs
>>41262686The episode timeframe is fewer
>>41262793Big Brother ponies
Wild Manes forever
oh sugar
The toys are already out in Target.
>>41265790But I'm Bri'ish.
>>41265797Then you have to wait, lad.
>>41265804oh, crumpets...
>>41265797Do horses neigh in Ingerlund?
Why nobro is talking anout the latest episode?
>>41266294Well anon, nothing really happened, that's why. This is why a 22 minute cartoon works better than 5 mins. In a 22 minute cartoon, we would have been able to see the contest, not just hear about it.
>>41244785/co/ for cows/co/ for cows/co/ for cows/mlp/ for little ponies/mlp/ for little ponies/mlp/ for little ponies
>>41266333Well cowgals, we can't argue with trips... it's over time to moooooooove out to greener pastures.
>>41266333>>41266528Both of these posts are by me btw
Dreamer's voice is so cute. I'm gonna assume she's in the next ep since it's a "sleepover"
>>41266333>posts a chicken but talks about poniesWhy cant we be friends
>>41266333Why did you post a cat?
Dreamer is a cutie. I don't know if I like the constant 4th wall breaks, but it seems to be the format they're going with. Nice cheerleader outfit on Tilly. They better wear their pajamas in the sleepover episode. G4 and G5 sure never did, not counting the Barbies, which were cute.
didn't know ep 2&3 were out>ep 2>the show set is just toys they will sell lol>jumps in fountain, isn't wet at all>they killed the robot(?)>ep 3>MARE-athon haha>carrying rocks and jumping helped coco make hot chocolate easier???They really need to enable comments>>41247608Them putting the toy in the show directly is pretty amazing.>>41247665I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CANDI>>41250331Anon those are the future toy sets>>41250047>no magic>>41250982gross.>>41266333Checked & true
>>41266740>They really need to enable commentsElsagate really fuck things up for everyone
>>41245745>>41245747God I wish they had the budget to animated these designs...
>>41250331>not a single soul riding the ferris wheel or tea cupsThis town isn't very wild...
>>41266759Maybe G2 will
>>41266692+1 for pajamas. Also i hope they compare cock sizes while giggling
>>41266746I wish all discord groomers a cactus fucking.
>>41246585Now, WHY would they just tell you what happens in the synopsis like that?Imagine if FiM did that: Twilight has tickets for the Grand Galloping Gala, but not enough for all of her friends (i.e. Pinkie and Applejack)!? But all is not lost, because Princess Celestia has plenty of extra tickets to share!
>>41266299honestly even 10 or 15 minutes is enough to tell a decent story, but 5 isn't nearly enough, especially with the cold open and repetitive 4th wall dialogue
>>41266907Thankfully its a cartoon tho, and all it really needs to do is be cute and have a punchline or two
>>41266907Their time would be better spent making 1/3 or 1/4 as many episodes and make them good, than the shitty 4 minute advertisements they are making now. Smart of them to make show set pieces the toys they are going to sell though.
>>41266906I know, the first two were vague enough but this one made me decide not to read them
i want to lay in bed with her and cuddle until we fall asleep
>>41266920Don't read next weeks, it outright tells you what the spooky thing is.
>>41266926RIP. I wonder if they're ChatGPT generated or something. Just telling us the punchline like that kind of defeats the purpose of a summary
>cocoa puff?
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-Mr8oid-ghjgCRyTevH6zFLidsJRWwp7&si=KsDN4yf4o_fQL1lULooks like a third trailer is queued up too
>>41266891Was it really them? I remember a bunch of canadian news track down a warehouse that did this and they told them that if they keep snooping, they're dead
>>41266947Not the same people but the government lets it happen on purpose anyways.
>>41266692>not counting the Barbies, which were cute.And the third world mask slips.
>>41266975>can't recognize an obvious typomeaning that wouldn't make sense in context
>What the fuck are you doing Anon
>>41262895They had weirdly homoish sounding dialogue...
>>41266333bring back scootabuse, useless little shit
>>41266975>>41267115I've never even watched all of EQG and I think they're cute. Also, I'm whiter than you.
