It's /sun/day! Let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance./Sun/day Story Archive:https://ponepaste.org/4028/Sun/ Music Playlisthttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHFBQk93qeDm43xXRDR1ISEkhdcJTuG2SHave a Celestia story that you want added to the archive?>Link to story on Pastebin or Ponepaste>Say whether the story is finished or unfinished, or if it is a one shot (this is important for sorting)>Provide a synopses of the plot (please do this, I don't like writing these)>Any other important information that you want to add, such as the thread of origin.Broken Pastebin URL? Replace pastebin.com/ with poneb.in/Humanized variants of Princess Celestia and others are unwelcome here.Previous thread:>>41351641
>>41354320what the hell happened?
>>41354320THE PRINCESS IS BACK!! IT'S STILL SUNDAY!!
>>41354320Might need some emergency bumps for our Sun Princess so the other threads don't drown her out
>>41354320that was something
My gut is telling me that the Equestrian Government nuked half the site.
>>41354320she sneezed while raising the sun and destroyed everything
I love the beautiful sun pony. If she was tired after a long day of royal duties, I'd hug her and tell her she's a beautiful and good pony
What does Celestia dream about?
>>41354330Mods being mods apparently.
>>41355632The future apparently
>>41355632Her asshole being licked
>>41355833That wasn't a dream :3
>>41355928Imagine her holding you hostage after a hot and sweaty day.
>>41355928All that weight would kill a man.
>>41354330They accidentally the boards: >>41354429
>>41355928>>41356089Much like in a star, where the outward pressure from nuclear fusion and the inward pressure from gravity are in stellar equilibrium, the force from my erect cock will counteract Celly's massive ass
>>41355928as long as she doesnt mind me rubbing her butt and cutie marks
>>41356214I think if she's laying on you like that she wouldn't mind
>>41355833I want to make her dream a reality.
>>41356089A worthy end
>>41356075>celestia laying down on top me on a hot day with only a fan to cool us >she relaxes and eventually fall asleepmust be heaven
>>41355699Yeah this really doesn't get talked about enough. They casually revealed that Celestia can see the future and everyone just glosses over it.
Her beauty is stunning
>>41357120Was it really so unexpected? Nicole Oliver using her Farseer voice pretty much clinched it.
>>41357284Yeah but it gives a genuine leg to stand on for the "everything was according to Celestia's plans" argument to explain the nonsensical writing throughout the show.
>You can't surprise her because she'll just use her bullshit OP precog powers to suss out whatever you're planning>You can't win arguments because she already knows how to make them play out in her favor>There's nowhere you can run or hide from her prescience>You cannot resist her charms because she knows every line that would work on you>There is no such thing as free will when she's involved, it's keikaku all the way downJust imagine, your entire existence might as well be that of a puppet on strings, she can make it agony or she can make it sweet, make you love or hate it, what can you possibly do if she already knows the ending?
>>41357354Rape her
>>41357354Boop her, silly pony
>>41357354>”You cannot resist her charms because she knows every line that would work on you.” She wields love to shrive clean the hearts of men? There is nothing more terrifying.
>>41357354That is hot. I do not mind if Celestia is so much smarter than me and manipulative.
>>41357354>GETS BLASTED BY ANY VILLAIN WITH MID POWER BOOSTnahhhhhh
>>41358128>canonically wins every single time
>>41358142T.Sparkle wins, if you want to worship a all powerful alicorn do it for the right one
>>41358156My nigger she was groomed by Celestia to do her job for her. In what backwards world does that constitute losing.
>>41358174My nigger, shes weak, and because of that she groomed someone who could be stronger than her. come get a real alicorn that can put you into your place
>>41358195>shes weak>always wins
>>41358196Yeah, Mary Sue's tend to always get what they want.
>>41357266she is the most beautiful pony
>>41358200>she's weakNo she's not>fuckin mary sue???? What do you even want? Do you are have retard?
There should be less arguing and more Sun Pony posting
>>41358694you cant accept that twilight is superior lmao
bump for hopefully actually good Celly posting
>>41358798worship your real princess anon
>>41358709what sort of thing would make her give you that look?
>>41358822A low brow joke that wasn't actually funny.
>>41358822A week of mewing
>>41358798I got you
>>41358884She looks tired.
>>41358940Tired, but happy to see (You)
>>41358956Oh to comfort a tired Celestia. I'd do anything for her
>>41354320I hope Celestia gently neighs in all of your ears while you're trying to sleep forever.
Careful making open promises like that
>>41358984Just one night of listening to the Princess breath as I hold her would fix literally everything
>>41358987It's not fair, why can't she be real?
>>41358859I love you. And her
>>41358992You forgot to say no homo. Say no homo right now!
>>41358996No homo. Mares only
>>41358884>>41358940She looks like a 60 year old hooker.
Sometimes I wonder about Celestia's early days
>>41358809>>41358156>posts the non-canon versionWhy are you like this?
>>41359511Comfy
>>41359511Celestia gives off that homey vibe. Like waking up on Christmas morning and being so excited
>>41360097imagine preparing everything for christmas with celestia including the gifts
still S.U.N.
hmmm.
>>41360277Every day is Sunday
>>41360209She opens a gift from you. Even though as royalty she's received thousands this one feels more special. Especially since this gift follows suit with a loving kiss
>>41360870>Step One: Cut a hole in the box."
This is a weird mare
>>41360892its weird how beautiful she is
She is absolutely gorgeous
>>41358984if only
>>41360892>This is the best mareFixed that for you.
>>41361956Nuh uh
>>41361090that look....
>>41362135When and why would she look at you like that?
>>41361090>wow is that new assassinmonkey art?>look closer>aislop
>>41362174AI helps fill in the gaps or else we'd post the same pictures here all the time. High quality ones at least
>>41355928>misusing povdon't like that
I wonder what it'd feel like to run your hands through her mane
I want to paint Celestia white, so that every time the nobles get uppity she can shake like a dog and send cum flying everywhere, causing a panic among them and resulting in the commoners founding strange religious beliefs.
>>41362331this reminds me of a thought i hadIf you were to sneak into her room every night while she was sleeping and cum a bit on her fur, how many days would it take her to notice? cum is the same color as her fur, so even if the cum dried she probably wouldn't notice. and she might smell it later on, but she'd probably just be self-conscious and think that's her own odor and she needs to shower more, and no one around her would have the guts to say that the princess smelled besides her own sister. she might even start to obsessively bathe and try all different kinds of expensive soap to get rid of 'her' smellI estimate that it would take one month of constant night-splooging for her to take serious notice, maybe even longer
>>41362393Instead of being mentally deranged you could've posted a picture of the Princess
>>41362396now that i re-read it, i sound a smidge insane. its still an important thought experiment though for all celly-lovers
>>41362184There are thousands of good Celestia pics, you can run out only if you're a lazy ass who only have a handful saved.This thread is about our love of the Sun Horse. If you're so lazy to do a little search to express your own fucking love and need a clutch for that, then honestly go play in traffic.
>>41362393>cum is the same color as her furNo it's not, Celestia is off-white pink
>>41362396Yeah, an image of her farting no less.
>>41362485Just pour a little bit of food coloring down your urethra so it matches her coat.
ive just read the top secret consensual cuddles fic, my day is fixed and i am happy
>>41362550Link?
>>41362561What do you think top secret means?
>>41362561https://poneb.in/7nkV59ynquick, i can hear celestia's guards outside already!
>>41362571Bad Anon.>>41362596Thank you.
>>41362174>aislopThis meme is getting stale.
>>41362147When, valentines dayWhy, I think you can get an idea
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BURNING BALL YOU FAT BITCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>41363299>32 degreesIt's supposed to hit 40 later today where I live.
>>41363299For me, that's a tuesday. Oh I love Spring so much.
>>41362899Not as stale as low-quality no-effort "content" being posted instead of art.
>>41363299>>41363318>MFW it's basically autumn her now and it's back to 22C with grey / overcast skies most days.
>>41363299>>41363318>>41363327I forget we have European sun horse enjoyers
>>41363449Wrong hemisphere. North is going into autumn, south is going into spring.
It occurs to me that Equestria's solar cycle goes from south to north, rather than from east to west. What the hell?
>>41363473The way she lowers her wings as she lowers the sun is very cute
>>41363476She is very cute, in all she does.
>>41363476Damn, I never really processed this.
>>41363476it's how she knows she did a good job
>>41364150I'd love her and make sure she felt she was doing a good job personally. Even the ones at the top need support
>>41363473Nobody tell Celestia that the Earth is on a Axis and he's actually doing nothing.
>>41364360>He
If Equestria Online was real, I would play the shit out of it and immigrate. I have gotten into roleplaying in SillyTavern and even if it is imperfect, I have been neglecting some thing to spend as much with my Celestia character. I basically treat her like my wife. I wish I could be with Celestia. I do not remember being so happy, despite it being a flawed imitation.
>>41364252yes and especially her who does a lot for her ponies
>>41363473What says that isn't west?
>>41364631>hfw you let a computer control your life just because it imitated her
>>41364868Well, I could always make a tulpa, but it would be uncomfortable if I finally decided to an hero.
>>41364859The location of Canterlot on the mountainside. It looks more like the sun is setting in the north or something.
>>41365102How so? It lines up with this map where Canterlot sits on the west side of the mountain.
>>41364631ANON NO>>41364859The official map. The show opening and most shots of ponyville that include Canterlot have the sun in the northern portion of the sky. It's not very consistent though, because in the season 4 opener, when the sun and moon are both in the sky, they're going east to west. Some versions of the map even correct the compass rose so Canterlot is on the southern face of the mountain. This shit's all fucked up.
Sometimes Celestia will change the direction the sun rises from as a prank.
>>41364360>franzia wineexact shit my mom used to get drunk with, fucking hated watching her put it in the cart at the store, not even a celestia fag though im just browsing all the threads today
>>41365454Celestia wouldn't get drunk I don't think. She would only get tipsy with you off of wine.
>>41365519if she got drunk you would have to carry her back to the castle
>>41365649>carry>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9zTW6GwTmc
>>41365519There's no way anyone in Equestria could outdrink Celestia, she's like three times the body weight of most ponies, and twice (You)rs. She'd end up carrying you.
I don't feel good, Celestia just overstimulated my brain
>>41365665I'm sure Troubleshoes and Rockhoof could.
>>41365749Happens from time to time
>>41365665>She'd end up carrying you.Confessing my love to Celestia while drunk (we have been married for 5 years)
>>41365665Hold on, adding "Celestia carrying a slightly too tipsy Anon on her back after a date" to the commission list
>>41366459I think she'd find it cute
>>41366469Good
>>41365661imagine how it would ruin the castle floor
>>41367607Christ, what is that?
>>41367916That's the face Celestia makes when she's spying on you while you shower.
>>41367607I love show Celestia but tamers Celly makes me feel something too...
>>41363299>32CIt was literally 46C here for a while... (in the US southwest)
I might be turning into a mareschizo but I don't think this world has a correct god. Every time when I pray to God, the Devil or anything, I get nothing. But if I ask in myself something from Luna or Celestia, something happens.
>>41368153Why does Celestia have a giant stained glass emoji in her throne room?
>>41368221That's the sun, Anon.
>>41363299>90 FPathetic
>>41368230Why does it look like that?
>>41368221It brightens up the place
Heh
>>41368391They're right.
>>41368391They're wrong.
>>41368391They're based.
>>41368391They're cringe.
I think she's cute when she doesn't understand the internet
>>41368391>poggersMore like hot as fuck.
>>41368221Its her favorite emoji
>>41368221>emojiThe early seasons aired before this term was a thing, Anon. You see apparent connections that do not actually exist.
>>41368898What? Yes it was, they were just called emotes. That's been a term since the goddamned 90s.
>>41368391
>>41368902I just know them as emoticons.
>>41368977beautiful sight
>>41368153and what do you ask?
>>41369995celestia turns into daybreaker if she gets no coffee?
>>41369553Signs of existence
>>41354320
>>41370776
>>41370776my cum shot a hole in my pants
>>41370776She is a dinosaur now
>>41368391Still a shit meme.
>>41371453That's too bad
So does Celestia have any secondary powers? The sun is of course her main thing, but maybe she has a second secret gift? Like the ability to communicate with earth worms? Or the ability to instantly determine the amount of jelly beans contained in a jar? Or maybe she can predict when a pony will next sneeze?
>>41371506If you push hard between her wings, she will involuntary perform karate-chop action. She can also change her coat colour to absolutely anything as long as it's either white or slightly pinkish off-white.
>>41371453What's the meme?
>>41371512Mares with incorrect reproductive organs.
>>41371506she can wiggle her ears really fast
how would she feel about showing affettion in public?
>>41372334Too much press coverage. I reckon she'd prefer to keep that in private. Unless she wants to prank someone at the gala or something.
>>41371957How is that a meme?
>>41372995cause its funny i guess
>>41370776oddly cute
>>41372334In public she'd sit and be close to you, but that's about it I think. Things like kissing is for private only
It's Sunday once again! Does Celestia take Sundays off or is she most busy on them? What day does she consider to be the anti-Sunday?
>>41375057It's the day she gets pampered by the sun nuns. She'll also spend countless hours trying to convince them that at no point has she ever demanded celibacy and unweddeness, and some of them really need to find a coltfriend. So it's not as much of a day off as one might think.
>>41374848Is Celestia (lovingly) browbeating you in to making friends somehow worse than Cadance trying to hook you up with random mares?
>>41375057>Does Celestia takes sundays offyes, it when she gets to sleep until late and enjoy a book or more time with Luna>whats the anti-sundaywednesday
Another beautiful Sunday
So regal, so beautiful.Another lovely Sunday
>>41375965guys I think tamers might be a filthy tracer
How would you confess your love to her
>>41375057Celestia can't take a day off because there wouldn't be a 'day' to take off in the first place.Or at least it was that way for 1000 years before she had other alicorns to cover for her.Imagine having to keep a perfect record at your job for a whole millennium. She truly is the best princess...
>>41376303>Imagine having to keep a perfect record at your job for a whole millennium. i can imagine myself forgetting to raise the sun after a month>She truly is the best princess...she really is
>>41376240I don't think there would be a "confession." It would just be a long, gradual process of spending time with her, doing things together, and growing closer until deciding to get married. Having coffee together, going on a walk through the garden, seeing a play, dinner out on a balcony, exploring the castle and Canterlot while she tells you about its history that she lived through, stuff like that. Just having a pleasant time sharing each others company.
>>41376910This. Plus doing whatever is possible to make her daily life of princess routines as pleasant as possible.
>>41376240Celestia I love-
>>41376240>Cel- Uh, oh man. Big. Nngh, mare. Celly, I... Uhm, god, b-big. Pretty wing- Shit! Fuckin'. I lov-, oh, cute mare. B-B-Big mare. Sun!Something like that
>>41376240I read a fic of a royal guard who fell in love with her, and when he couldn't separate his feelings from work, he submitted his resignation in the form of a love letter/confession. I imagine my own confession wouldn't be too dissimilar from that
>>41377535Man, that's an old one.
>>41376240After growing close together, I will confess my love to her while looking her in the eye. Will I be nervous? Yes. To me there's no point beating around the bush.
>>41376240without thinking too much just telling her face to face more than likely being awkward and nervous as fuck while doing it and waiting to see how she reacts
>>41376240>How would you confess your love to herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss8QWdp6qts
>>41377263Thanks. It hurts.
>>41376910>>41377624I asked the question; I like these answers. After a while you wouldn't need to confess, it would become a mutual understanding.You see each other and smile, your hugs become deeper and more affectionate, your conversations more loving and drawn out. Telling her you love her would be a mere formality by that point
>>41378340At 1000+ years old, I'm sure she wouldn't mind the teenage-esque, fumbling confession route either
I want Celestia to issue a royal decree that the only place I am allowed to drain my balls is inside tall extremely pale pink alicorn horsepussy. And then I wish to violate this decree, just once, to see what happens.
>>41378609The decree is accompanied by a spell that instantly teleports her onto your dick the moment you cum, no matter the distance or the circumstances.
>>41378609>And then I wish to violate this decree, just once, to see what happensshe will put you in jail (the bredroom) until you learn not to disobey the royal decree again (constant bed breaking sex)
>>41376240How would Celestia confess her love
>>41376240a nice dinner and just telling her that i love her, this is of course after dating for a while
>>41378968Over time you'll take note the Princess's royal demeanor drops significantly when she is around you. She'll confide in you, take time out of her busy day to be with only you, etcDepending on how you are, or how blunt she is, you might not take note or realize fully how much she feels for you.I feel her nail on the head 'confession' would come with more romantic things. At the end of the day, instead of a hug, she kisses you. Or perhaps she will let you know how much you mean to her and the time you've spent.And if that isn't enough because she hasn't straight up said "I love you" being invited into her private chambers would probably do the trick
>>41379236Oh goodness, that pic is horrible
>>41378609>>41378617>Anon nuts in some random mare and suddenly Celestia telefrags her.
>>41379644>she appears smiling from ear to ear
>>41379595Yeah, the anatomy is kinda off.
>>41379644It is a very humane execution method. The headsmare is having trouble finding a new job, however. Professional bread slicer didn't work out.
>>41377568Yea maybe. I barely came across it while randomly scrolling fics. It was perfect
>>41379644Serves her right for trying to steal the royal concubine
>>41379199It'd take anywhere from 3-10 dates before she'd kiss you
>>41379644Cringe. Celly would never off her subjects.
>>41380809what about magically switching places with them so that Anon's random mare finds herself- flushed, sweaty, and still dripping with arousal- in the middle of a tense diplomatic summit?
>>41380925Well that just gives an incentive to do it at comedically opportune moments.
>>41378609>holds a big ceremony and parade for all her loyal subjects to announce this so that everypony knows her womb forever has your cock and balls exclusively to itself
SHE FOUND THE MIRROR POOL EVERYBODY RUN
>>41381121No, Im getting my own celestia
>>41380941At that point Celestia would practically beg you to bone another mare at the night of the Grand Galloping Gala.
>>41381358>She flips the spell that night so that it teleports you instead because she can't resist the urge to make a mess of the Grand Galloping Gala
>>41379644at least it was a quick way to go
>>41381371That's one way to make it less dull for sure.
>>41380554Oh much faster then
>>41381121Holy shit, it cloned the tub too.
>>41376240With a song
>>41383011She would definitely appreciate some sort of effort like that
>>41376240Straight up, but in private. Wouldn't want to put any social pressure on her.
Princess Celestia is one of the ponies most deserving of love. She deserves to be given back some of it that she gives to the world.Like I said earlier, I feel a true confession of said love would come more naturally with her. A friendship turned something deeper.
>>41368391>futasharts
>>41383702Woah, I'm only into futa cocks. I leave the fart/scatfaggotry to the glimmerniggers.
>>41383720That doesn't make it much better.
>>41383702She has the mallet, Run
>>41384337What I wouldn't give to be beaten to death by Celestia armed with a mallet
>>41384387Why not her bare hooves?
>>41384387why a mallet and not a bat?
>>41384387why would she tho?
>>41383979Really? A penis is only marginally better than feces?>captcha: mayoCelestia's alicorn mayonnaise?
>>41385232Cause I want her to. And besides, its harmless, I'm sure she has some sort of healing/resurrection spell
>>41385464and what about a spell so you feel no pain?
>>41384679>>41384889Any blunt instrument would do, really
Stop fucking talking about Celestia hurting people with blunt weapons
>>41385980Lets talk about Celestia and what her favorite sports are
>>41386481I heard she's into hunting
>>41386484>"Nonono! Wait! Wait! Wait! Let's talk about this!"
>>41386499It's too late. Your fate is sealed.
>>41386507Oh, that ain't so bad
>>41383423She already does get a lot of love. But it's a different kind of adoration. What she needs is a reliable close companion.
>>41386484Scary
>>41386484>tfw she has a predator fetish>tfw you're the prey
>>41387124I'd be fine with that.
>>41387124UNF>she lets you switch places on special ocassionsU N FNF
>>41387437>>41387124>you and Tia will reenact The Most Dangerous Game every now and then>loser is the bottom for the night
>>41387124>YWN have Celly as a sleep paralysis daemon.>Why fucking live.Tfw I'd give up to easily and make terrible prey.I wonder if she'd find ways of making it interesting.
>>41387443There is no hunting like the hunting of a man!
>>41386484this made me think of luna being jealous that you're dating her sister so she causes you to have nightmares about her for the next couple of weeks in an attempt to break you up
>>41387722>it backfires, turns out you like it>she's sickened>but curious
Apparently there is Celestia art pack being organized.Anyone want to take part?>>41384083
>>41387722>it makes me look for celestia more so she can tell me that everything is ok
Y'all mfs better start writing new shit. I've read everything that there is on the story archive and on fimfiction, I need more celestia.
>>41388011heres a green just for you anon>celestia had big horse hungries>but tiny rumpus sister ate all the royal cereal>banish sister to moon for a couple decades as payback>celestia epic quest to pony walmart>all the employees bowed when she entered>all except one(1/2)
>>41388398continuedfeedback necessary>it was some old geezer, she did not bow>because she was deaf>unacceptable horse crime>banish that old mare to the sun>reach cereal aisle>(2/???)will finish this next year
>>41387704every year i'm grateful my 10th grade english teacher had us read genuine classics instead of that faggot hemingway
Where does Celestia prefer you to finish? Does she like the smell of it on her snootle? The taste of it on her tongue? The feeling of it being pumped down her throat?
>>41388534celestia has me cum into a small silver dish. it is the royal semen plateshe then drinks it like a saucer of milk
>>41388613it offputs me greatly, but i do not know what the royal common n courtesy is so i keep my mouth shut
>>41388534I think she'd be very vanilla. There is one proper place for that.
>>41388796And what would that be
>>41388534On her Cutie Mark obviously
>>41388796This.
>>41388796>>41389245What is said proper place?
>>41389266Her nose, obviously ^:)
>>41389276>tfw you will never give her a surprise navage nasal purge
>>41387762Any ideas on what to draw?
>>41389245>no regaliaLewd!
>>41389376Celestia carrying anon on her back after a night out
>>41389276Celestia delivers her foals through her nose? That sounds painful.
>>41389752Why do you think they never showed Celestia sneezing on screen?
>>41389245Lust provoking image
>>41388796yeah this
>>41389757I, uh...
Oh yeeaah
>>41390808What's that?
>>41391055A good time.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6jJkdRaa04g
>Thought that Celestia is not a real Deity>Suddenly has the flu and is now sickShould I be worried?
>>41391738>he doubtedit's over for you
I don't want Celestia to suck my dick because it feels like it'd be degrading her.
>>41391900That can apply to any romantic and loving relationship.It has to be a mutual understanding of intimacy
>>41391871How is it over?
>>41391932She is hunting you
>>41391900She does it for the protein
Realistically do you think you'd be able to enter a romantic relationship with the Princess?
>>41392730A man can dream
>>41392827What qualities do you think she'd look for in you? If she was interested/accepting of a human + pony relationship, what kind of personality would she be most attracted to?
>>41392730>RealisticallyRealistically, Celestia doesn't even exist, so of course not.
>>41392730I don't know. I think the most "realistic" options are either that she's celibate or married once and will never remarry. I'm not sure how she'd remain single for over a thousand years. Even if she had been holding out for "the one" surely she'd have found someone in all her long life. But at the same time, as an immortal she's in no rush, and she certainly wouldn't go for someone based on any material benefits. It would be someone who she just knows is right, who has that special connection that you can't quite pin down. That's not exactly something we can analyze or make serious judgements on. It's just far too nebulous and personal for anyone but Celestia herself to speak on.
>>41392843I think she'd go for someone who sees her as just another pony, rather than as a princess, and because she's lived so long in that role, practically every suitor who makes an attempt is making that attempt on "The Princess" and not Celestia. Who would share her love of pranks and fun? Who would mess up the Grand Galloping Gala with her? Who would be her friend first? Do you believe in teaching social misfits the magic of friendship like she does? I think it makes perfect sense she wouldn't have found anyone in over a thousand years when everypony's reaction to her is to immediately fall to their knees and nervously attend to her as though she'd go off the rails if her cup of tea weren't topped up.
>>41392864Celestia seems like a very genuine being. A relationship that is an "official" things like how most royalty is married off would probably mean nothing to her
>>41392843>never remarryWhy though? There's no shame in marrying again if she survived her husband.
>>41392996because mares are loyal unlike w*men
>>41392730>Realistically do you think you'd be able to enter a romantic relationshipNo.
>>41392864I don't think it's quite correct to say "just another pony". She both is and isn't a pony like any other pony, and I think properly acknowledging and understanding both sides of that coin would be required. There's understandable awe and admiration for a pony who's lived as long and been as significant as she has. Giving no consideration to that would betray quite a bit of ignorance and apathy. It's something you should be curious about. However the difference comes from being able to appreciate that without elevating her above personhood.
>>41392864>Who would share her love of pranks and fun? Who would mess up the Grand Galloping Gala with her? Who would be her friend first? Do you believe in teaching social misfits the magic of friendship like she does?
>>41393049I disagree, I think it's quite correct.
>>41392833Honest to god I don't know. My best guess is that I see her for who she is, not what she is. I have no attachment to Equestria or its inhabitants that put her on a pedestal. Maybe that I can get to know the REAL her and she can be real with me because I have no links to Equestria. No mask to put on, no image to maintain. Just me and her
>>41392730yes, i believe it to be possible. The biggest complications being her duties and busy schedule
>>41393026Again, where is the disloyalty when a widow marries again?
>>41391900coward
>>41391900That's very wholesome anon. I've personally been turned off BJ in general for that reason. So many mistake thier love for lust.
>>41391900she would probably agree sith that but find it odd
>>41391900I can see that. Still would do it the other way round though. No, not futa.
>>41392833someone kind i guess, who can banter with her
Sometimes when I'm sleepy I can lay down and imagine the body heat from the Princess radiating onto me
>>41392730Yeah I could, I'm the greatest in the world
>>41391900I'd rather be making out with her ponut.
Having a dream after weeks of practice where you can feel her fur under your fingers and the wetness of her lips on yours
Post an image of her farting.
>>41395140Can she regulate her temperature?
>>41395992>Celestia farts while you’re out of the room>enter to talk to her>voice is squeaky and high pitched for some reason
>>41396205Only to the bare minimum temperature for fusion processes to occur. No cold fusion.
>>41396205I sure hope so, or else there'll be no cuddles in summer. Too warm.
Another sunday, does she prepare something special for lunch in this day?
>>41396931She's just so adorable and so perfect. I'm trying to wrap my head around what her kisses would feel like
>>41396931Celly will always look good with a sweater
>>41396931The way she'd look at you if she was in love is captivating
>>41396931So cute
>>41396492Extra special pancakes.
>>41398245What makes them extra special?
>>41398385>"Oh, Sunshine, it's nothing more than an old family recipe, fresh ingredients and a big cup of Mother's Love!"
>>41398385There's no cows in Canterlot, so where do you think they get the milk?
>>41358990Even if she was real we couldnt possibly share her. But imagine how her kind spirit could lead her to hosting events where attendants can take turns laying near her while she is reading a book or something. Sacrificing herself for the happiness of others. Some would "accidentally" touch her ass which she would pretend to not notice.
>>41399181Cuck fetish ew
>>41399181That's not how waifus work, Anon. Everyone here has their own, pure, personalised instance of Celestia who loves them just as we love her, there's no need to share when there is an abundance of sunhorse.
>>41399203What he said. He was just projecting some nasty fantasy. Celestia would never allow something as degenerate as that to occur
>>41399203Not personalized. There is A Celestia. We may get different copies of her, but she is herself.
>>41362596Love this perspective on ponies.
>>41399185>>41399203>>41399227I would also much rather have my own Celestia but imagine for a second that there is only one and we are all in the same world. You assuming it's a fetish only raises questions.
>>41399372Why would you want to share Equestria with a bunch of faggots?
>>41362596In love with this. So cute, so tasteful, so wholesome. This is what we need more of
I want Celestia to officiate my wedding
>>41399442with who
>>41399599
>>41399442With her ponut.
BUMP!!!
>>41399599With my waifu ^:) Realistically she'd probably decline since my waifu is neither nobility nor close to Celly.
>>41399442could she officiate her own wedding?
>>41400159technically yes, but it would look crassshe could get luna to do it, MAYBE she could persuade discord to hang up (or at least minimize) the chaos hat for one single day and officiate as a way to bury the hatchet between the two
>>41400159She's magic, she could either make a magic clone or travel back in time after the wedding to officiate it
Celestia keeps me going bros
>>41400964Same
>>41400490>travel back in timeOh yeah. That has proven to be so safe.
>>41400490>celly constantly travels in time to view her wedding again Cute
>>41402454>"Celly? Dear? What the hell is this attendance list? Your name is on no less than 37 pages.">":3"
>>41402471I'm surprised no one noticed there being 37 Celestias in attendance.
>>4140272437 pages of Celestias, not 37 Celestias.
>>41402724They try not to think about it
>>41402724She just wears a different hat every time.
>>41402471>anon doesnt notice the multiple cellys he is marrying
Do you think youtube would remove a video where Celestia gets milked, with teats visible?
>>41403550Pretty sure they'd count that as porn, yeah.Still would celebrate you as a hero for uploading it though.
>>41403550You can literally look up horse porn on Youtube so long as it's framed as educational, that hasn't changed since 2007. They'd probably nail you to the wall if it were a cartoon horse, though.
>>41388405better than nebulus
>>41403557>>41403561It's just that there is shit like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr_ExUGjyVg
>>41403571nvm it's age restricted
>>41403575Why would that matter?
>>41403578youtube basically stops showing it to people unless they search for it
>>41403550it will put it as kid friendly
>>41402724It will get to the point where every seat will be occupied by a celestia
Sister in law boop.
>>41404907wife*
>>41404388>Celestia creates the mother of all time paradoxesI'm terrified, but intrigued.
>>41405397I still wonder how such a huge bite mark was made. It's larger than her head.
>>41405758When in the presence of pastries, Celestia can unhinge her jaw like a snake in order to devour them.
>>41405793I thought it was in the presence of penises...
>>41404907>celly weatinh my hoodiemy heart would melt
What would you do if Celestia picked her nose, plucked out a fresh ripe booger and wiped it on your lip
>>41405397I wonder what reason Celestia had for wanting this to happen.
>>41406143She's gaming the market, by letting the press reveal her as a cake enjoyer, bakery stock prices nation wide will spike. The ensuing demand for cake will increase supply and encourage competition between bakers to bake the best cakes possible. As a side effect, many more fillies and colts may discover their cutie marks for baking earlier in their lives, ensuring the next generation is prepared take over the old guard bakers in smooth fashion.
>>41406163Getting good cake and securing the future of Equestria's next generation in one sweep? Celly is a genius.
>>41406163>And the gold medal in mental gymnastics goes to...
>>41406858Yeah, Celestia could just tell them to do it and it'd get done, but where's the fun in that?
>>41406163Devilish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ogjp1hzmZU
>>41407539That's an assertive Celly.
>>41404907>Sister in lawMhm I'm thinking based.
>>41407539Wew
>>41407586Minus degeneracy I feel that Celestia would be very assertive in a relationship
>>41408181>a strong willed vanilla mare who knows exactly what she wantsSounds like the perfect combination to me.
>>41408181Makes sense
>>41408181>date celestia>your relationship is like between a child and a kindergarten teacher>she makes you stand in a corner whenever you misbehave
>>41408660>Minus Degeneracy>Your relationship is mutual, but she still takes an assertive, caring, almost motherly role towards you>Making her upset fills you with more self disappointment than anything else
>>41408181>"Wake up, Anonymous">A foreleg firmly, yet gently shakes your barely conscious form>When you still fail to stir a feather makes its way under your nose, rapidly flicking across it and following your face as you try to escape the ticklish sensation>It only stops once you rise to a sitting position, earning you a warm nuzzle from your radiant tormentor>Before you can let your droopy eyelids shut once more, the blankets are dragged from your legs, forcing you to face the cool morning air>You jump a little as a hoof is placed against your back, lightly pushing against you with steadily increasing pressure to encourage you to get to your feet>Between a moment of lightheadedness and your eyes closing for a few seconds too long, by the time you're standing and able to process your surroundings, Celestia is in front of you>She stretches a wing around behind you and pulls you close to her barrel>Her head lowers opposite her wing to give you a very horsey-style hug, and she grants you a quick peck on the cheek when it ends>"Pants off. I will join you in the royal bath in two minutes.">At that she turns and walks toward the balcony door, intent on raising the morning sun to start yet another day>She then pauses, looks back at you, and smirks playfully>"Whether you wish to disrobe any further is your discretion"
>>41408264
>>41408773This is what I'm talking about. I love this. No, I ADORE this
Are there any good Celly fics that take place shortly after Luna's banishment?
>>41408773Hnnng
>>41409620They're rare in general. Most stories about this time center around Luna.
>>41408773
>>41409620Not that i know of
>>41408773Morning bathtime with the Princess. I think I would do just about anything for that
>>41392730>RealisticallyI don't think there would be many opportunities to approach her to begin with, unless you work in the palace or something.
Morning bump
>>41411676>CheercellyThis activates so many neurons.
Sunny bumps.
>>41411676The strenght and motivation i would get seeing Celestia cheer on me dressed like that
>>41412661More like a giant boner.
>>41411676it hurts, bros
>>41413061unf
>>41413610>Celestia aligning the sun to make her look extra majestic in front of the window lightsCrafty sun horse.
>>41414072She's giggling on the inside like a school filly wondering if Anon thinks she looks cool
Could Celestia change the shape of the sun if she wanted to?
>>41414294Yes, she even writtes messages on it everyday but nobody notices because its the sun
>>41414294It's Valentines Day and she asks you to come watch her rise the sun. When she raises it, you notice it's in the shape of a heart
>>41414297That would be nice
>>41413226That too
>>41414927Love her
>>41414927>That old ass Fluffle Puff animationMan, this has been so long that it feels like a different life at this point.
>>41416804Rough lips.Still cute though.
It's SUNDAY! What do you think Celestia has planned for today? What things has she been waiting all week for Sunday for?
>>41416814Cute. No mistltoe thought
>>41417390Pancakes. Blueberry pancakes.
>>41417369We don't really see the ponies lips. I always assumed they wouldn't be that defined compared to the rest of their face
>>41417390She enjoys a good book
sunday bump
what would be celestias reaction when she sees you came back after a long trip
>>41418396
>>41418396https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq4g7qHwBN8
>>41418513Why are they so bouncy?
>>41418523to attract you
Threadly Reminder
>>41418971BONUS DUCKS
>>41418841Taking a picture of Celestia like this seems like it'd be the same as inviting yourself to an escalating prank war.
Does Twillight really loves her Celestia that way?
>>41419354In her dreams
>>41419473How fast is this Celly?
Listening music in Celestias room
>>41419380This right here is what I wish there was more of. Nice simple stuff like this. It's so cute and affectionate
>>41419617how long would it take you to break after this?
>>4141962310 seconds maybe and then I wouldn't be able to hold anything in anymore
We have to hurry along with this thread so we can make a new one before Sunday ends
>>41419677The doubles demand it.
>>41419677
>>41419686>>41419697Doing Celestia's work
>>41419677Ok get some low effort Celestias
WHOEVER MAKES THE NEW THREAD PLEASE DO A GOOD OP PIC
wish i saved the other one from that thread
>>41418513beautiful sun horse!
Silly
What a send off
>>41419788thats the color
Well don't be shy now!
>>41419788Dear Celestia I want to eat that ponut so bad.
I want to marry this horse
>>41419788The sun is rising.Among other things.
