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Post pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!
Previous thread: >>41395625

Writefags:

mobius !9PEUyNz5zw
https://ponepaste.org/user/Mobius
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_

Ex Waifu Ex Machina
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Mnu1Cwn5Gaa375EoHe13-0s4wzEOdSG/view

YouTube playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvz_5-Up2GF9dL6MvwZmO6YGj95P0RIMI
Dash clips:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoXHb9V5YfHxoNawqkIJZCDsOHlyFO6jl
Songs of Dash:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvz_5-Up2GF8HeGgJqbK49gJH6NUbNL07
Spotify playlist:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7Isoflxr37EJYRcVnnoScd

/dash/ index: https://ponepaste.org/1400
Index backup: https://pastelink.net/31lnq
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Previously on /dash/:

- Anon expresses doubts about becoming a pilot. (Dont worry about what you can't change anon, just try your best in the here and now and Dash would be proud of you!) >>41462826

- DHM and some other /dash/ members met up at Mare Fair>>41463180

- Some new AI Dash singing
>>41463714: https://voca.ro/1agJnFbjtX7i
>>41468363: https://voca.ro/14ENra5b3gU5
>>41471922: https://voca.ro/1ga9oFuj4Enz

Songs that remind us of Dash
https://youtu.be/InaqBDuaJoY?si=qj0w2EkkeKayFtWG
https://youtu.be/jLPHz8KT9No?si=QZg8JQBgsDTkzBoi
https://youtu.be/TngViNw2pOo?si=PB3vLSGTC4KPKrWk
https://youtu.be/fHI8X4OXluQ?si=DTmfk_vlhuanY8Rs
https://youtu.be/0Gkhol2Q1og
https://youtu.be/WSnc_6Z7HqQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryvOjCGS6E4

- Anon opens his heart to /dash/: >>41481228

- Homesick ponified by >>41487387

- Anon gets lucky >>41501955

-Anon thinks he is neglecting the thread (you aren't, don't worry! You dont always have to be around and contributing, just stop by every so often with a Dash pic you like) >>41510398

And most importantly, a massive thankyou to >>41516020 for making and summerizing the threads for so long, I am pretty sure I speak for all of /dash/ when I say your summaries have changed these threads for the better, hope you still hang around even though you aren't doing it anymore.
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Beat me to the punch anon, heh, but thank you for being OP this time
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>>41520491
No worries, normally the thread rolls over to the new on overnight for me so as I saw it hit the image limit I thought I would make one and put a summary on it.
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>>41520473

good job anon
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>>41520473
Love ya, AnonymousDashfag.
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>>41520676
She looks so pretty with her element
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Hey Dashfrens, what do you think of this ship of Soarin and Dash?
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>>41520961
The only canon ship with Dash that feels natural to me. Leagues better than Appledash, that's for sure.
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>>41520961
I think it clogs up the boorus too much. There seems to be some fag who uploads 100 images of this ship at a time and it confounds me. Like, how autistic do you have to be to have that much of an obsession with a ship? Shipfags hurt my brain.
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>>41520961
The only male I ship her with is me.
Twidash is pretty kino too though.
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>>41521191
Based
but imagine not being a Rara connoisseur
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>>41521424
Rarajack is too good to contemplate any other ship with her.
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I wrote a little dash green in another thread.
>>41521296
Thought id share with you Dashbros
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>>41521978
That's sweet anon
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>>41521978
makes me wanna hug her
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>>41520473
Good OP! Only recommendation would be to combine the AI songs similar to how you did the "Songs that remind us of Dash" since we're limited on the amount of stuff we can quote now.
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Hello, rosy-eyed girl with the rainbow mane, azure coat
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https://youtu.be/2kwmYCF_glE
Shuxer kino
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>>41524602
I recently realized "Dashie takes a fall" in that song is probably referring to falling in love, instead of literally falling
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>>41524602
Amor fati, amor iris
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>>41526449
cute filly, cute mom
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>>41525001
it's knowing that people like this exist, bringing such pony beauty into the world, that truly gives my soul peace
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>>41525001
i really have to stop being a faggot and work on my dash
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A song popped on the radio which made me think of her. In general it's more these kinds of songs that bring her to mind than like, rock. In my thoughts, as my wife, she's a breezy, playful romantic.
https://youtu.be/v9qeegClxDs
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>>41520472
>Small Edition
more like smell edition
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>>41528362
unf
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I literally fucking love this pony. I never asked to be romantically committed to a cartoon horse from a little girl's TV show, but it just kind of happened.
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Scrolling though the last thread and I see that nobody actually talked about G6 Dash. I guess that really just came and went huh.
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>>41530482
Not really worth talking about tbdesu
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>>41520961
Ziggas just trying to avoid the fact that she's a dyke let's be real
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>>41530482
not worth talking about until anything is actually done with it, I've heard that it's happening, that it's cancelled, until we get something concrete, there's no point even acknowledging it really
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>>41531188
This really. Until it's canon for sure G6, then it's just some rando artist's interpretation. That being said, she does look very cute. Acceptable depiction of wife.
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>>41531169
Someone made an on-model edit of this one by the way. The thin pink trim just doesn't do it.
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>>41532782
Ugh but I like the sunshine cloud mug better
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If Rainbow Dash was real, she'd beat me within an inch of my life and make me suffer until I grew a pair and finally offed myself. She could never forgive me for being such a failure. Why can't I be like her?
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>>41533684
can relate
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>>41533684
you don't have to be so hard on yourself. the only one who needs to forgive you for your failures is yourself.
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>>41533684
that's not loyalty
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>>41534242
>>41534317
Rainbow:
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I forget if meta discussion is b& on /mlp/, but I think anons need to talk more in here generally speaking. I do love seeing our appreciation of /dash/ through pics and greens, but there has been a startlingly sharp decline in conversations discussing Dash. We need to be more social like the rest of the board. Anyone else feel this feel?
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single again as of two hours ago
it's back to full time Dashie time lets goooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO
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>>41534392
Holding a conversation requires having an IQ.
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>>41532782
>on-model
debatable but if that's what you prefer you go right ahead and keep on posting it every time I post my version like you did the last few times I posted it.
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>>41534392
I mean there's only so many ways to say "I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash."
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>>41535633
Hey, fuck you! An IQ of 30 is still an IQ!
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>>41533684
wrong, she'd see that you're a failure and demand you get better, even going so far as to physically push you out of whatever dungeon you're in to start your workout and she would NOT let you leave until what you've done has satisfied her
don't expect the comfort of working out privately, the best way to get over your shame of working out is to force you to workout in public
the name of the game is tough love and you're going to be the best you (You) can be by force, whether you like it or not
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>>41534392
I actually think we have deeper and more interesting discussions than most other waifu threads. Do you have a topic you want to talk about?
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>>41534392
here's something I've always wondered, what do you think a pegasus' workout consists of? are wings what they primarily focus on or do they focus more on getting a well-rounded workout for the whole body?
how different do you think working out the wings is compared to other limbs? is it more akin to working out the legs, going on long consistent flights while pushing the limits of how fast and how far they can go? or is there more nuance to it?
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>>41536213
>are wings what they primarily focus on or do they focus more on getting a well-rounded workout for the whole body?
Wings, core, and back are probably the most important muscle groups for flying.
>how different do you think working out the wings is compared to other limbs?
Probably pretty similar to the legs, except without the heavy weightlifting capability. Mostly endurance training, like you said. Maybe some weighted flights or some kind of resistance training for building strength.

While thinking about this, I thought of an adjacent question. How do you guys feel about wing-ups or bench pressing with wings? Just a silly gag, or do you think they could actually do them?
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>>41536502
In actuality, no, but I do like the idea of them
does anyone have any good RD workout pics? the only real pegasus workout one I have is this Spitfire one
blasphemy, I know
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>>41536502
Pegasi seem to be able to fly from birth, and the ones that are best at it are the ones that take to it with diligence and put in the effort to be strong and fast. Working out the wings until they're strong enough to do pushups with doesn't seem unfeasible.
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>>41536516
>does anyone have any good RD workout pics?

only got this
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>>41536516
Found this one
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>>41537731
anon edition
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>>41536516
pay no mind to the you-know-what
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>>41537964
Scootaloo edition
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>>41538276
unf. Dash is such a top tier athlete. Crazy how she was able to keep up with AJ in a leg race despite that not being her main thing.
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https://youtu.be/KDjfLpbfR4o
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>>41536213
Well we see her do wing pushups in the show and maybe wing pull ups? So there's some brute strength training regarding wings. I'd imagine there's endurance training for them as well, but that might have more to do with the flight muscles in the back than anything else. Apart from that I'd imagine flying is a very aerobic sport, so more endurance training there. A lot of core strength required to hold the poses in Wonderbolts maneuvers. I wouldn't think legs would be a big part of it, but we see her compete with AJ in the leg strength category. I think realistically Dash is probably in the top .1% of athletes.

Her pussy probably grip like a gorilla fist
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>>41537455
Love that pic. Especially the wings.
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here's a more fun question, if (You) were able to fly, what would be your preferred method of flight? that weird mix of levitation/acceleration that comics depict flying as like with Superman, or would you prefer to have actual wings?
and if you had wings, how would you want them to be? basic wings that extend from back/shoulder blade or the "scientifically anatomically correct" form? where they'd expand from your lower back and be 6 to 7 meters long
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>>41540652
Wings. Flying would be a more immersive experience with them. Plus, Dash and I could preen each other and relate on wing-related things.
>6 to 7 meters long
Holy shit. I'll take some of that Equestrian flight magic so that they don't have to be so massive. I also wouldn't want them on my lower back because that'd look weird.
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>>41540681
>Dash and I could preen each other
unf
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>>41540681
>Dash and I could preen each other
based
I know you didn't mean wings as in being a pegasus, but while I don't like the greens of it, I don't hate the art of PoneAnon
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>>41540652
>>41540681

Wings would be cool but fundamentally for me, I think I'd want low gravity. I mean that's probably exactly what pegasus magic equates to, control over your weight. In my dreams, that's my usual power, low gravity, which lets me get around just by pushing off surfaces like in a pool. With low gravity, especially if it were controllable and variable, it would be very feasible to make my own wings, but besides that it just feels natural to me.
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Would you a thicc Dashie?
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>>41541914
No fuck off.
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>>41542153
Lewd Mare
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>>41541914
unf
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>>41541915
Based
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Is aspiring pilot anon still around? Are you doing or feeling any better?
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>>41542889
not ^
Please come back and talk aspiring pilot anon. No problem is unsolvable.
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>>41543256
fluffy wings
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>>41543737
Little cutie
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>>41544793
Your big thicc meaty mare cock, duh.
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>>41544793
Measure your depth Dash keep up
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>>41545747
The depths of her heart (it's endless)
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>>41544793
How wet is your pussy EXACTLY?
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>>41545877
The depths of her marehood (it's below average and she bottoms out easily)
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>>41546012
Man, shut the fuck up, nerd.
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>>41520472
rain bow desk
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>>41547224
delicious
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rainbussy
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>>41547562
>tfw anon got the ref
marvelous
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I drew some Dashies
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>>41549309
very cute Dashies!
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>>41549309
I love them!
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>>41549309
Adorable, bottom right is my favourite.
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>>41549309
WIFE <3
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Glad you guys liked them.
If you have requests or ideas for more Dashies, toss them here and I'll try to draw them.
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>>41549718
Dashie and Anon lying on their side on a couch or bed, with Dash snuggled up against him in the little spoon position. Her head rests against his chest, her hooves tucked in close, while Anon holds a Daring Do book out in front of them for both to read. Or her eyes could be closed and he could be reading to her. Whichever sounds comfier.
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>>41546012
That filename is completely backwards.
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>>41549718
cute household stuff like making food or stitching up her flightsuit and cuddling
gross cute stuff
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>>41540652
unf thick dashie
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>>41550136
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I'm drunk so sorry if this is rambly but I love dashie. I love her competetive spirit. I love that she's confident in herself but also sometimes self consciouis. I love that she enjoys a good cider. I love that sheis always there for her friends. I love that she is fast and blue and has rainbow hair and magenta eyues and a cute mane and tail and I love that she likes daring do . I love that her. I love her episodes I lover her beautiful nbody and spirit and I wish I could cuddle with her and hold her close and tell her how much she means to me and I wish she was real and I wish I was in equestria . I love that she is snarky but can also be sweet like with her pet and I love her featheryu wings and sensitive hooves. I love all of you anons because you guys alos like dash so I kjnow you're cool and I wish I could meet you all so we could talk about dash together. so-rry for being rambly I'm gonna stop typing now here s a random dash picture
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>>41552037
do me a favor anon, take a pillow and imagine it's her, tell her all that and hug her and pet her for me, listen and she might tell you something she loves too
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>>41552076
She told me she loves me among other things. Goodnight, anon
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>>41520961
Cringe and cancer. SS >>>> SDtrash
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>>41549309
these are really good, I especially like Dash with the cream on her muzzle
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>>41520976
>t. schizo spammer *Rainbow Dash*
Kys and leave the thread degenerate
>>41521066
This is retard twitterschizo Rainbow Dashole. He is schizo clopper and retarded obsessed soiboy. They, shippers of this shit really annoying.
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>>41552605
>Kys and leave the thread degenerate
Rude. Fuck you.
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Post more dashie, faggots
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>>41552661
Discuss the impact Dashie soap has had on your daily life instead
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>>41553480
GOD I wish that were me
very nice
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>>41553480
I love you doodle anon
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>>41553229
cute Po.. I mean Dashie.
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>>41553229
Imposter!
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>>41553229
>later that day
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>>41520961
soarin is for braeburn
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Question: Could you stop waifuing Rainbow Dash if tried? How do you feel about your answer?
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Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul,
And sings the tune without the words,
And never stops at all,

And sweetest in the gale is heard;
And sore must be the storm
That could abash the little bird
That kept so many warm.

I've heard it in the chillest land,
And on the strangest sea;
Yet, never, in extremity,
It asked a crumb of me.

- not mine, just sharing


>>41553877
Trying wouldn't do it. Something would have to have more pull over me than my love for her, and god knows my will isn't stronger than that.

Besides that, my love for her isn't attached to her form anymore. As far as I'm concerned, she is love itself, and for now, love roosts in the form of this little pony. Someday maybe love will roost somewhere else, and I will follow her and tend to her wherever she goes.
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>>41553877
Cute Dashie
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>>41553909
This is what I chant when I fusion with Dashie
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>>41554984
Cute
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>>41551171
Cooking with Dashie.
And yes I know onions are bad for irl horses but these ponies are not those.
>>41550136
I'll do this next
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Quick Dash draw, I might as well should post it in this thread too
https://ponerpics.org/images/7082928
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>>41556374
Cute! Nice work anon
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>>41556374
cute!

>>41556587
unf cutie mark reeeeee
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>>41556374
amazing work anon
the picture on the wall is adorable
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>>41556374
Aww that's so cute!

>>41556587
Hot!
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>>41556587
I love them!
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>>41520961
It's a natural fitting ship, even if (or maybe because) that ship is what 12 year old girls ship.
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>>41549718
Draw her making out with Flutters
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>>41549309
>>41556374
Your artstyle looks familiar, do you happen to post on the boorus by any chance, and if so, what's your artist tag on there?
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Gotta leave for a bit anons, can you make sure Dash doesn't steal my cider
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>>41558919
If you gave her some cider too you wouldn't have this problem Anon
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>>41558928
She already had hers
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>>41558919
Yeah, sure. Let me just hold down this alcoholic jet on hooves so she doesn't get it.
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>>41558945
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>>41556374
top cute
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>>41558976
oh god oh fuck who's going to tell him when he gets back
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>>41558987
I got a fresh one but it's a bit more frothy and cartoon than the last one, I hope Anon don't notice...
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Threw the little shit out the window
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>>41559026

let her back in
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Rainbow Dash is NOT cute!!! >:(
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>>41559355
Fine
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>>41559355
>>41559410
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>>41556374
That picture on the wall is adorable.
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>>41559414
smug little poner
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>/pnk/ has pinktober, a month long art event with daily prompts
do we have something like this?
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>>41559563
Dashember?
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>>41556587
Nice work, I love when she does that peek from behind her wings.
>>41558708
I do and I uploaded these as well, so I'm not hard to find. But you know, manage your expectations.
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>>41560397
Aw man, I want one.
>>41550136
I hope this pleases (You).
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>>41560473
That pleases me greatly! Thank you so much!
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>>41560473
Adorable!
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>>41559848
Think I found your tag on the boorus, kino drawings.
Thank you for the compliment though, I might as well should post a Dash headshot that I don't /think/ I've posted anywhere publicly here.
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>>41560473
hnnnngg, very cute

>>41560858
and another cutie
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>>41560858
Thank You for the compliment, and what a cutie you did! I especially love how you drew her eyes.
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>>41560858
>hfw you compliment her and not her athletic skills
Cutie
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Dashchads eating fucking well this weekend
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>>41560978
\o/
>>41561003
Thank you, I like how I made her eyes look too. Might try drawing them like that more
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time for art dump? here's a bunch of fresh stuff I drew since mare fair

https://files.catbox.moe/117re9.png
https://files.catbox.moe/tniacb.png
https://files.catbox.moe/hs30dd.png
https://files.catbox.moe/qj8izz.png
https://files.catbox.moe/41hf45.png
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https://files.catbox.moe/lqr9h5.png

>>41561157
hell yeah
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>>41561234
Nice draws! I really like how you do hooves
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>>41561234
Oh wow! I really like the first one! Any chance you could add more details like slick muff fur? Asking for a freind...
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>>41561234
The lewds are nice but I really like the last one with the butterfly
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>>41561516
kek, no promises but I'll keep it in mind, I do wanna come back and work on that one more but who knows when I'll get around to it

>>41561406
yeah starting with the second to last (which is the oldest of this set) I realized with the help of my friend that I have been ignoring hooves too much so I put a little thought into most of these hooves

>>41561702
me too, it was the product of like 30 minutes of brainstorming for a good daily doodle subject while I washed the dishes. simple and innocently beautiful.
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https://files.catbox.moe/7ehzod.png Another attempt at POV stuff I did in a stream today
I realized I forgot to draw Anon's balls in, so I had to delete my previous post m(_ _)m
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>>41562853
Unf! I just wanna lean down and kiss her so bad.
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>>41562853
unf, I love her!
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LOVE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE RAINBOW DASH SINCE SHE BECAME MY FAVORITE PONY. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL THE /mlp/ SERVERS. IF THE WORD LOVE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE LOVE I FEEL FOR RAINBOW DASH AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR HER. LOVE. LOVE.
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>>41564770
I love this pone
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>>41565346
GOODNIGHT RAINBOW DASH
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GOOD MORNING RAINBOW DASH!
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>>41565346
>>41565611
>>41565643
kek
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I wish I could be him and be Dashie's boyfriend
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>>41565611
I would not be opposed to Spitfire screaming sweet nothings into my ear and morning and night
Because she's hot and I wanna fuck her
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>>41566599
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>>41567071
Habeeb it!
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Why is there so little good lewd of this horse?
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>>41567444
Blessed artist.
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Heads up, the cooldown for the first post of the session is now 15 minutes instead of 1. If your browser is configured to clear all cookies on exit, it means that you'll have to wait 15 minutes for your first post every day.
It's gonna be great to see threads dying because you can't bump them, while spammers continue doing whatever they want because they can just have one hundred VMs using one hundred VPN IPs waiting for them.
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What's inside?
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>>41568776
Dashie!
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>>41568786
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>>41568776
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>>41567188
There is actually quite a bit. We are blessed in that Dash is 2nd most lewded of all the hroses second only to Twalot. There is tons of really good older stuff. Check out htpot.
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>>41568776
cum
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>>41565611
>23:20:39
>>41565643
>23:34:42
>14 minutes of sleep
Dashie needs a lot more than that.
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>>41569262
She can just nap a bit more later.
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>>41570496
Her wings look so fucking fluffy I want to touch them so bad
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>>41570557
god yes
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>>41570557
So much
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this AI's gonna be the death of me
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>>41572484
Adorable scoots.
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>>41572484
Scootaloo if she real
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>>41572484
I want to hug the floofy Scooty
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>>41520472
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>>41549309
Awesome
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>>41572657
horsie!
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>>41575645
I would kiss the fuck out of this pony
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>>41576102
she would kiss the fuck out of you!
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>>41576887
cuties
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dashie is best pony
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>>41577770
I love her.
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>>41577774
I love her more!
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>>41577791
Fuck (you) i love her even more!
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Coolest scene in the show coming through at mach 1
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>>41579535
I'd love to give her a nice back massage
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>>41579589
I'd love to massage every inch of her body
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I really wanna make this mare cum
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>>41576400
god she is so fucking cute.
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>>41581646
the cutest
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>>41583029
>large
but she smol
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>>41584556
giwtwm
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I love her so much
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oml anons first time poster and got damn I love Rainbow Dash so much I can't take it anymoreee I need her I need her I need her I wanna be with her and kiss her omg

How do you guys cope with jealousy though when others talk about your wife the same way... It's hard
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>>41586066
I've never felt jealously like that really... for me I'm just happy to have some community that I know is actually full of love and united around a common purpose
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Rainbow Dash is insatiable.
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>>41586066
Each of us connects with her in a deeply personal way. No one else can ever have your specific relationship with Dash. The Dashie in your head is different from the one in mine. It's also my belief, and the belief of many other anons, that we'll go to our own personal Equestria when we die, so it's not like we're going to be fighting over her. Because of that, I’ve never felt jealous when others share the same deep love for Rainbow Dash. Instead, I find comfort in knowing that we'll all be happy in the end.

Plus, having a community that adores her is a blessing. It’s only because of that shared love that we get such amazing stories and art.
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>>41587085
>>41587355
Thanks for the insights anones, the latter one especially is what I try to cope with (it's not "my" Dashie) so good to see it seems to be a good tactic
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>>41587241
GIWTWM
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>>41587241
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>>41585910
Comfy
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>>41587656
Pancake Pone
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>>41587241
I will do what I must
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How come there's so little wholesome Dashie comfort audios (AI or roleplays)? I am in dire need of some
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>>41591833
sexy horse
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Is EG Dashie allowed?
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>>41592966
There's a thread for that
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>>41592966
Fuck no
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>>41592966
decimate yourself
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>>41592966
While I personally condone EQG Dash, (and Barbieshit in general tbph), it's probably good for everyone in the thread if you don't. Will just start shit.
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>>41592966
Depend
How much liquid bleach are you willing to chug?
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>>41592976
>>41592983
>>41593000
>>41593311
How about now?
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How do I ask out this elusive mare to become my gf?
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>>41594680
u-unf
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>>41595237
Tiny cat sized hormse
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>>41593968
Just spend a lot of time with her and make sure to give her many compliments and call her awesome a lot... that'll work,right anons...?
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>>41595455
real shit... just actually tell someone when you want to date them or get more intimate with them or whatever. Acting like you just wanna be friends when you actually wanna romance someone is being disingenuous and people don't like that.
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I love you rainbow honse
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>>41596573
she loves you
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>>41596736
I wish I could at least once dream of being with her...
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>>41596736
So called "scientists" would have you believe that the sky is blue because of something called "an atmosphere," but THIS - this right here - is the truth they don’t want you to know. Dashie is out here covering the whole planet, and they expect us to believe it’s just molecules? Time to wake up, people.
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>>41595567
NTA but what do you if the thought of asking out a woman is just fucking terrifying?
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>>41597604
you know what rainbow would say, right?
____________practice___________
but also, just do it about soon as you notice you want to, before the terror/crush has a chance to build
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>>41597604
Just tell them something sweet that you like about them and then hit em with a wanna get food/go for a walk somewhere cute
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>>41598031
She so needs a kiss
>>41597604
I feel you but I genuinely think it'd be different with Rainbow. She is the element of loyalty after all so even if shit goes south you know it isn't over between you two... maybe she'll fall in love with you later on <3
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>>41598050
>She so needs a kiss
she needs lots of kisses
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>>41598312
Where should I kiss her first?
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>>41598775
Snoot, neck, chest, ears, wings, hooves, cutie mark, repeat
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>>41598775
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>>41598906
comfy cutie
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>>41599780
WHen';s mouf
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>>41599870
>no arrow pointing to the ass
>closest is the back of the leg or the tail
I'm not saying the image is wrong, I'm just saying it could also be improved
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>>41597635
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I "met" a Rainbow Dash cosplayer today at a Halloween event. It was pretty good and rad, asked for screenies and all which I will decidedly not post for privacy reasons, but if you happen to be looking at this post right now I want you to know that your getup was totally awesome. (You were wearing this shirt)
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>>41600321
It does have an explanation though, that was just the Rainbow Dash version of a pic with Bon Bon. The original pic was safe, it was already pretty bad that I was plagiarizing an idea, I didn't want to make it lewder on top of it, so the omission is completely intentional.
Rest assured, I want to eat out Rainbow Dash.
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Do you guys also physically feel the love in your heart/chest when you think about or look at her? It's especially strong when I cuddle my bodypillow or plushie personally oml I love her so much it overpowers every other feeling in my body
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>>41600331
Stutter your way to success anon
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>>41600573
>Rest assured, I want to eat out Rainbow Dash.
based
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>>41600650
Definitely. That's what clued me in when I first realized I loved her, a decade ago, and I still savor it. Frission.
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>>41601576
When you tell her she is beautiful instead of awesome
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>>41601849
>c-cmon anon, not in front of everypony...
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It is 12:13am in Krautland and I just came for my lovely mare fuck NNN mfs
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finally picked up the weights after years of pussyfooting around. time to make dash proud
anyone else motivated because of our favorite pegasus?
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>>41602131
>tfw nut to anthro dashie 4 times a day before NNN
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>>41602204
Yeah... I'm motivated to lose weight thanks to her <3 It sounds kinda weird and another anon told me EQGshit isn't very welcome here but... I just really wanna play football together with humanized Rainbow Dash... football has been one of my hyperfixations latelye and she clearly enjoys it... I think would be very romantic and a great way to bond with her... But yeah it's EQG Dash and not Pony Dash, I kinda feel like I'm cheating on Pony Dash by having these thoughts because theyoure kinda the same character but at the same time also not ;~;
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>>41602234
Football is really fucking boring
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>>41600650
I still claim her as the person who took my virginity, even after having had sex later on with a real person
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not anywhere near enough spooky dashie
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>>41602204
Yes! She inspired me to start running and to lift harder.
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This is not a pony.
> https://derpibooru.org/images/3477312
I don’t know what the fuck it is, but it sure as hell ain’t no pony.
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>>41573274
Rainbow Dash would be such a good mother.
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>>41602500
>anthro w/ pony parts
Eh, I'd hit it.
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Hope you guys had a good Nightmare Night!
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>>41603132
cutest egghead
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>>41520472
Trying to gen some hot Dashies and got this.

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>>41602243
Nothing could possibly be boring with wife...

>Captcha had RD (I somehow misspelled it tho)
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>>41604110
Hot!
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>>41604577
love this mare
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>>41603250
I had to work.
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Planning to start working on a Rainbow Dash animation this coming week. To save some disappointment for some, it'll include Anon-Stallion, because I could never get into human Anon.

No clue WHEN it'll be done, but in the meantime, let me know if you guys want to see any specific sex acts/positions.
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>>41605755
Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Hoofholding too.
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>>41605755
Dashie getting fucked sideways, leg up
cum inside
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>>41605755
Thighjob and her reaction to the strong thrusts shes about to recieve.
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>>41605755
Dashie on top, anon on bottom. Lovey dovey intimate shit
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>>41606476
Full version?
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>>41605755
Could he be a pegasus? Being able to share in one of Rainbow's greatest joys in life just feels right.
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>>41605755
this post gives "I'm about to start my first animation" vibes so if you're new, my request is to keep it simple and easy! Animation is way harder than it looks, don't bite off more than you can chew. Even something simple like an otherwise still image with a twinkle in her eye and a blink would be great.
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I can't stop making out with my plushie I wanna kiss the blue mareee
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Sorry, that's my fault for not giving more info about the animation. It'll be set on a train so they're doing it in a passenger cabin. But I still like a lot of the position ideas, so I'll make them work!
>>41608064
I've done a couple animations in the past, one for MLP and the other for Sonic. They both took me around 2-3 weeks, mainly a combination of burnout and also wasn't working for one of them.

In case you want to see them.
RD animation: https://derpibooru.org/images/3370676
Sonic animation: https://e621.net/posts/5012519

The animation planned will be show accurate, so not TOO difficult. I did my animations via Photoshop, so it'll just be a matter of taking my time. I'm doing it similar to how CanaryPrimary does his stuff, though not as experienced as him, kek.
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>>41608196
oh shit I remember this, impressive stuff! I trust you can do difficult stuff now lol
still make sure her eyes twinkle though
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>>41608196
I've drained my balls to that sonamy animation so many times. if you make a similar animation with the werehog and amy fucking UNF my dick might fall off
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>>41608207
Will do! Gonna give her a smug lil shit moment and give her a little eye twinkle. :)
>>41608218
Based. Will save that idea.
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Rainbow Dash's butt is frickin huge
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Dash loves me
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>>41609554
Fact
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>>41609873
Rainbow Dash's butt looks so nice and soft. Perfect for using as a pillow.
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>>41520472
I've been trying to gen some smut with the best mare. Some results are kinda nice, but still far from perfect. Mostly bjs, because those are easiest to generate.

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My wife
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>>41609873
wow cute mare butt!!

I'm so high and it's only 11am how are you guyse spending this weekend with Dashie??? I'm boutta take a walk wish my plushie it's gonna be fun
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What would her tight pony pussy taste like
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>>41611529
i don't know but i would fuck her pony pussy in a hoofbeat!
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>>41611322
thats based i wanna go on walks with my dashie plushie but i think people would look at me funny D:
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>>41611529
skittles and rubbing alcohol
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Don't mind me, it's just my dream I drew here.
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>>41611901
Daww, that's adorable!
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Any of you Anons have the image of rainbow dash sitting on the end of a bed wearing a flamshirt anon is in the image and it seys something like "thanks for the sick flame shirt anon" ive been trying to find for ages now pls help!
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>>41611917
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>>41611923
Yoooo i think thats it! not exactly how i remeber the text but the image looks right thank you <3
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>>41611923
I would wear the shirt without shame. Even if Rarity gave me a somewhat dirty look for it.
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> get a lucid dream
> try 'spawning' in Dashie
> she ends up just being an extremely blurry blue circle fairly far away from me
> the dream ends just about immediately

I was so close anons, damn it
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>>41612432
I want to cum inside extremely blurry blue circle
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>>41612754
kek I shit you not that's basically what she looked like except I was able to kind of make out the very blurry rainbow colored mane and tail as well
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>>41611926
There's also this picture. Honestly it looks really good on her, maybe the base of the flame should have a little glow of green, blue and purple for the rainbow effect?
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>>41612775
>>41611923
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>>41611901
Precious
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>>41612754
That looks like the pussy juice stains Rainbow Dash leaves in her panties.
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>>41612204
Same >>41612775
Thats a very based image i love it
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>>41613218
Need more flame shirt dashie in my life
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>>41614392
cute
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>>41613978
pretty pone
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>>41616241
I wish to receive a Rainblow Dry.
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>>41540652
Scientifically anatomically correct wings would replace your arms
Having wings sounds fun, but I'd rather have not have to worry about them while not in use, so it's either magic flight or wings that don't interfere with my daily life.
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well since /greentext/ is dead at the moment, i'll post this here

previously: https://ponepaste.org/10315

>“You must really wanna blow your bits on takin’ me out to dinner, huh?”
>You toss your head leftward, then rightward with reckless abandon, the crack of both motions ringing out across the room as a declaration of war.
>Who the hell does this mare think she is?
“You’re donezo, Dash. No way you beat me at this.”
>You turn on your heel, a gallon of milk shifting its weight in your hand from the speed of your movement.
>The challenger awaits in your living room, sitting menacingly behind a table lined with the hottest sauces this side of Equestria, some of which are considered to be crimes against decency.
>You hope nobody asks how you got some of them.
>Leaned back all the way in her chair and crossing her hooves, she peers down her snoot at you, conceit radiating off of her so heavily that it reaches you from across the room.
>The sight of that cyan menace, so certain of her own victory, so cock-sure in the face of all reason…
>It gives you focus. Resilience.
>/She’s going down/.
>“C’mon, Nonners,” she jeers, possessed by her own ego. “Just own up to it - I can handle more than you. All ya gotta do is say it, and I’ll pick a cheap place to eat.”
>You sit down across from her, all but slamming the milk on the table.
“Uh-uh. You’re getting humbled today, bluebean.”
>Her eyebrows shoot to the sky as she leans forward in her seat, utterly taken aback by your fly-by-night insult.
>You’re pushing it with that one, honestly. Where’d that even come from…?
>“Bluebean!?” she shouts in disbelief. “Oh, I’m getting Gustav’s now, you buckin’ mareless wond-”
>“Let's /not/ stoop that low, alright?” Twilight shouts over your verbal bout. “You’re best friends, for Celestia’s sake!”
>You and Dash whip your disgruntled stares over to Twilight, who’s perched on the edge of the couch with a clipboard by her side.
>She levels a grave stare at the both of you - one that seems to melt your ire down to something far more suitable for your little sparring match.
>When you look back at Dash, her gaze softens as well, though not entirely.
>Ever since the humiliating day that she slipped that love potion into your beloved jam, you’d both been openly engaged in a prank war - one that had gotten a bit too hot for comfort.
>Next thing you knew, innocent little gags turned into thinly veiled acts of spite.
>Neither of you were sure who escalated first, but you both came to an agreement that it had to end, for the sake of your friendship.
>Since neither of you wanted to concede to the other, though, you’d both come up with a compromise; a challenge to see who would come out on top. Didn’t matter what it was, so long as it was on even ground.
>Hence, Twilight - your mediator for the gauntlet of spiciness.
>You breathe deeply, fighting your irrational agitation as best as you can.
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>>41617876
>Regret takes hold /just/ enough to lift your brow, and deep within your ever-trembling heart, you find the decency to apologize.
“Sorry, Dash.”
>“Sorry, Anon.”
>You both speak at the same time, averting your gaze when you’re done. The apologies are superficial at best.
>…Yeah, you need to talk that out with her later.
>Asshole.
>“Alright,” Twilight says, scooping up her clipboard with magic. “Let’s go over the rules one more time.”
>She clears her throat as you eye the plate full of chips in the middle of the table.
>“One: This is a marathon, not a race. You can take as long as you need to eat the next sauce, as long as it’s within reason. Failure or refusal to move onto the next sauce is considered forfeiture, in which the opposing party wins.
>“Two: To drink any milk is also considered forfeiture. You must endure to the very end, with no reprieve.
>“Three: In the event that both parties reach the final of eight sauces, a tiebreaker quiz will be held. Any question answered incorrectly will be considered a loss. In the event that both parties answer incorrectly, they will /both/ take the mediator out to eat dinner.”
>She sets her clipboard back down, looking back and forth between you and Dash.
>“Was all of that clear?”
>“Yup,” Dash confirmed, stretching out her back in preparation.
>You nod, focus back on the line of hell laid out in front of you.
“Crystal.”
>Twilight sighed as she left the couch and pulled out a chair of her own, joining the two of you at the table.
>“Good. Now, let’s put this /ridiculous/ feud to rest, shall we?”
>You nod silently as both you and Dash procure a chip from the plate.
>God, you wish this could’ve been done with chicken wings. Chips are fine, but it’s so much more bearable when the food the spice sits on grants you some merciful form of satiety.
>In a country of herbivores, the omnivore stands alone. A tragic tale, truly.
>Twilight whisks the first bottle into the air, shaking it gingerly before popping the top.
>“You’re both aware of how spicy some of these get, right?” she asks, carefully rationing just a few drops onto each chip.
>“Won’t be a problem,” Dash boasted, her smugness having returned. “Nothin’ on this table’s gonna phase me.”
>You chortle, taking firm hold of your newly christened hot chip.
“You can’t even eat a bowl of curry without sucking down, like, fifteen waters, dude.”
>“Big talk, coming from somepony who asks for mild spice when he orders Taiwaneighse.”
“Ohoho!”
>Twilight purses her lips as she finishes garnishing Dash’s chip, plainly unamused.
>“There’s still time to just make up the /normal/ way, you know.”
>You consider her suggested approach seriously for a second.
>Dash has always, /always/ been there, through everything that fate could throw at you.
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>>41617881
>Every roadblock, every setback, every time life was too much and you couldn’t do anything but lie down and let it beat on you - she was there, hoof outstretched, ready to pull you back out of the dumps.
>You did your best to be there for her, too, whenever she needed it. It wasn’t even a matter of feeling like you owed her, either; you /wanted/ to be there. It just felt natural.
>Even beyond that, you just can’t imagine meshing with anyone else even remotely as well.
>Sitting here, looking her over from across the table, you realize that it goes beyond simple descriptions - your bond with her is outright ineffable.
>Could you do everything you do with her with someone else? Yeah, sure, but it wouldn’t feel right.
>It wouldn’t be /her/.
>Even though you still feel a fair amount of resentment at the moment, it was for what she /did/, not her in general.
>…
>But what’s a friendship without a little rivalry?
“I mean, sure. If she wants to concede.”
>Dash barks out a single laugh, her chip now poised delicately in her hoof.
>“Fat chance, Anon. Let’s do this.”
>From somewhere off to your left, a nerdy sigh fills the tense air.
>With practiced grace, you toss your chip into your mouth, and Dash does much the same.
>When your tongue first brushes up against the rather creamy sauce, the heat eludes you - in its stead, the substance on its own is cool to the touch.
>Eventually, though, the creeping heat arrived, enveloping your taste buds and wafting itself through the rest of your mouth.
>The Equestrian Classic - your personal favorite of the lineup. Sweet, mild spice, good for pretty much anything you can put it on.
>A perfect primer for the gauntlet to come.
>You vocalize your approval with a terse grunt, eyeing Dash the whole time.
>The self-assured smarm is still plastered all over her face, directed at you as she scarfs it down.
>Not one to be outdone, you swallow, and it all goes down smooth as butter.
“Light work. You ready for the next one?”
>Dash doesn’t even acknowledge your question as she grabs another chip and holds it out towards Twilight.
>“Hit me,” she all but orders, never once breaking eye contact with you.
>You cock an eyebrow, your own ego flaring wildly.
>A chip finds its way into your eager hand, poised between your fingertips.
>You hold it out to Twilight, who’s already shaking up the next bottle.
“Please.”
>Swiftly, two more dollops are split between both chips.
>Neither you nor Dash waste any time shoveling them into your mouths.
>Since it’s only the second sauce in the lineup, it’s not too bad. Though the heat is undoubtedly a level above the previous bottle, it’s nothing you can’t handle.
>You much prefer the taste of Equestrian Classic, but this one isn’t terrible.
>Across from you, a subdued cough catches you off guard; Dash is leaned over a tad, covering her mouth with a hoof. The strain on her face is unmistakable - she’s already faltering.
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>>41617882
>Oh, you are /so/ fucking taking this one home, dude.
>You lean forward against the table, one elbow propping you up while your other hand rests on your hip.
“Feeling it already, huh, Dash?”
>She mean mugs you as she collects herself, her voice raspier than usual as she fights to speak.
>“Went down the wrong pipe, egghead,” she chokes out between coughs. “Don’t get ahead of yourself.”
>Ha! Like that doesn’t give you a gigantic advantage moving forward.
“Hey, whatever you say, man. I’m chillin’ over here.”
>She rolls her eyes as she keeps working the spice out of her throat.
>Your eyes meander over to Twilight, whose concern has her locked onto Dash like a guided missile system.
“Thanks for helping us, by the way. We didn’t interrupt anything you had going on, did we?”
>“Huh? Oh, no, you’re fine,” she says, waving off your concerns. “Even if I did, I’d rather make sure you two don’t send yourselves to the hospital.”
>She’s got a point, honestly. Trips to the local clinic are a pretty common occurrence whenever you and Dash get up to no good.
>It’s a wonder how you don’t have any sort of permanent physiological damage.
>Jury’s out for brain damage, though.
>Dash’s coughing fit sputters out, shaking her head vigorously before taking one drawn-out breath.
>“Alright, I’m good,” she says, more for herself than anyone else.
>“Are you sure?” Twilight asks. “Maybe you should let your-”
>“I’m /fine/, Twilight! Really.”
>Dash’s snappy interruption betrays her unflinching resolve, even in the face of your impending victory.
>Her determined expression falls, though, when she realizes that she’s accidentally shouted at her.
>“S-Sorry,” she stammered out meekly. I, uh… I didn’t mean to yell at you.”
>Twilight shakes her head and smiles.
>“It’s alright, Rainbow Dash.”
>The thought of using her misstep to throw her further off of her game crosses your mind for a split second before you throw the idea out entirely.
>No victory is worth the price of putting her down like that.
>The fact that the idea even held purchase in your head tightens your chest in guilt.
“You good to keep going, dude?”
>The words leave your mouth reflexively, as if the sentence as a whole had a mind of its own before you threw it to the open air.
>She returns her focus to you, and her momentary lapse in composure all but disappears.
>“You’re gonna wish I wasn’t,” she threatens, a cocky smirk on her face.
>You raise your eyebrows incredulously as you take hold of the next chip, Twilight having already placed a dollop of the third sauce in its center.
“Yeah, we’ll see about that.”
>Without waiting for any sort of smarmy reply, you throw the chip into your mouth, and she follows suit not long after.
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>>41617884
>While it still isn’t quite enough to phase you, you can tangibly feel the difference between this sauce and the last; from the tang alone, you can actually begin to suss out some sort of chili pepper.
>Maybe. You’re not really a chef, mind you.
>To your surprise, it actually /does/ start to burn a bit wherever it touches - a fact that you keep hidden by willing your face into neutrality as you chew.
>Shit… You thought you’d at /least/ get to the fourth bottle before you started to really feel it.
>According to your internal quantum bro-science super calculator, you’re gonna tap out on the sixth sauce.
>Judging by how Dash just hacked up half of a lung, though, that might not matter.
>If you can just outlast her, then making it all the way to the end won’t matter.
>As the heat intensifies further and your face is subject to a sudden bout of phantom cold, you hope from the bottom of your heart that that’s the case.
>Evidently, a bit of it found its way onto your lips, if the lukewarm burn is anything to go by.
>You take a peek over at your rival, who seems to be faring similarly; no readable expression other than determination.
>One swallow later, and you’re both expectantly staring at each other, looking for some sign of weakness that doesn’t exist for either of you.
>It crosses your mind to ask her how she’s feeling, but you get the sense that she wouldn’t be very chatty about how she’s actually faring.
>“How’re you feelin’, big guy?” Dash pipes up, smug as ever. “Kinda warm?”
>You lean back in your chair.
“Nah, not really, man.”
>She laughs aloud, her shrill, malcontented joy breaking apart the relative silence of your house.
>“You sure about that? What’re those rosy cheeks for, then, huh?”
>…/Damn it all/.
“You’ve got no room to talk, miss i-just-lost-half-a-lung.”
>“That wasn’t even ‘cause of the sauce, though.”
“Oh, yeah, /sure/.”
>“There’s no shame in admitting you can’t handle spice, you know,” Twilight chimes in. “That goes for both of you. Don’t you think finding common ground will help you both make up faster?”
>You internally agree - after seeing how Dash reacted to your out-of-pocket insult, you’d be lying if you said you weren’t considering dropping the whole challenge altogether in the interest of mending the wound you inflicted.
>In searching her features, though, you can’t find the same willingness to back down. Somewhere deep within your gut, you don’t think she’d appreciate it if you did, either.
>So, the square off continues.
“Oh, no, I get you. We’ll find common ground whenever we both agree I’m winning this thing.”
>“In your dreams, bub,” Dash goads. “Hit us again, Twilight.”
>In tandem, you both reach for the plate, your wills synchronized. You both hold your newly procured chips out to Twilight, whose disappointed eyes can’t seem to settle on either of you.
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>>41617886
>Sighing, she levitates the fourth bottle over to her. Rather than immediately begin shaking it up, she takes time to read through the list of ingredients first.
>The further down the list she goes, the deeper her frown becomes.
>“Anon, where did you buy these…?” she asks.
>…No one must know.
“A gift shop from that time I went to Labyrinthia. Why?”
>Yeah, that works!
>She levitates the last bottle in the line over and only gets a quarter of a way down the list before her eyes fling wide.
>Without turning her head, she bores into you with a concerned glare.
>“Some of these ingredients aren’t found anywhere other than the Dragonlands.”
“So?”
>Twilight’s incredulity returns as she fully faces you.
>“/So/, they’re a lot spicier than your average encounter with capsaicin. For Celestia’s sake, the last sauce in the line has Solar Flare pepper extract!”
>Dash shrugs, clearly uninterested by such trivial details.
>“That just means Anon’ll tap out faster.”
>“Or you could seriously hurt yourselves,” Twilight replies as she sets the bottle back down. “Can you both /please/ find another way of settling your differences?”
>Dash waves her concerns off with a wing as she leans back in her chair.
>“Chill out, Twilight, it’s not like either of us are gonna make it to the last bottle anyway.”
>“Plus, it hasn’t been that bad so far,” she says, a fresh tear rolling down her cheek.
>Even so, Dash’s own admission of her inability to finish the lineup surprises you - you’ve never known her to be one that readily recognizes her limits.
>Seems she’s taking a page out of your own playbook, banking on you forfeiting before things get dicey.
“We’ll be careful, Twi,” you add, flashing an award-winning smile. “In fact, we can juuuust…”
>You reach across to the head of the table and slide the final bottle away from the others, inwardly fist-pumping the fact that you won’t have to endure heat death today.
“There. That cool with everyone?”
>“Cool with me,” Dash parrots, putting her hind hooves up on the table.
>Twilight, on the other hand, wrestles with the idea for a few moments.
>The pensive curvature of her restless brow makes her hesitance plain, but something gives as she grumbles to herself for all but a split second.
>“Fine. But when you both start feeling nauseous - not if, /when/ - I’m stopping this whole thing. Got it?”
>You and Dash trade looks of determination before nodding once to yourselves, then again at Twilight.
“Agreed.”
>“Hit us up, Twilight!” Dash echoes, invigorated.
>You both hold your chips out, and Twilight begrudgingly deposits a couple of drops in each.
>Without delay, you and Dash tear into them, thrilled to show the other who’s boss.
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Six minutes later…

>The only boss that reigns over either of you is abject agony.
>The turgid slithering of your inflamed intestines doubles you over, your open palms slamming against the frigid, wooden dining table.
>You cough and cough, chasing relief that never once moves from the bottom of your immolated throat.
>Your tongue is a writhing mass of seared flesh, spreading torment over every inch of your mouth that it slides over.
>Saliva pools beneath it, but you’re afraid to swallow - it burns like hellfire, almost as much as the sauce itself.
>Even your lips aren’t safe from the sauce-induced blaze.
>Do you even /have/ lips anymore?
>Wait, wait, hold on…
>…
>Oh, fuck’s sake, even your /teeth/ ache!
“Aughhh…” you moan, red-hot spit dripping out onto a napkin waiting below.
>Beside you, desperately clinging onto the table for support, Dash squirms in pain, whimpering in extreme displeasure.
>In a surge of righteous fury, you yank your arm up and point at the insidious bottle floating in Twilight’s aura.
“What the fuck is /that/?!”
>Twilight’s eyes frantically scramble back and forth across the nutritional info, beads of sweat falling from her forehead.
>“It shouldn’t have been that spicy!” she shouts, bewildered.
>“Well, it is,” Dash groans, her face a shade paler than it should be. Her snoot is matted with snot and tears, much like the volcano that calls itself your face.
>You inhale as deeply as you can, sucking the cold November air through your teeth. The respite it brings is microscopic, replaced by creeping death a mere moment later.
>As you heave scorched breath from your lungs, Twilight continues to flip the bottle over this way and that.
>“What even…?” she mumbles, straightening it out in the air.
>Her brow furrows for a moment before she twists the cap off and brings the bottle underneath her nose.
>She only gets one whiff in before she recoils in horrifying disgust, the putrid stench bringing on a coughing fit of her own.
>The cap is screwed back on at the speed of sound, and she tosses the bottle away into an open-topped trash can next to the dining table.
“Yeah… ‘s bad,” you moan. “Oh, god, what the /fuck/?”
>Your lamentations break off into uncontrollable laughter for a few seconds; you haven’t been in pain this severe for a very long time.
>Dash beholds your declining sanity in pained confusion, saying nothing as she continues suffering.
>Twilight darts from your couch, trotting toward the kitchen.
>Before she even crosses the threshold, the doors of the fridge are wrenched open with her aura.
>She scans the modest contents for a few moments before looking back at you over her withers.
>“Where’s your milk?” she asks urgently.
>Can she really not find it?
>Should be on the door shelf, right there at the…
>…It’s not there. Wait, then where did you-
>…Oh.
>Oh, you forgot to buy milk yesterday.
>…
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>>41617890
>Even though you don’t have the fortitude to reply, Twilight draws the obvious conclusion.
>“Okay,” she huffs as she throws the fridge shut. “I-I’m gonna trot over to the market and get some milk, alright? Stay put, I’ll be back soon!”
>She gallops out of your front door, a blast of chilly air billowing about the living room as a result.
>Like everything else, it helps none. Short of the milk you’d neglected to pick up, it feels like nothing will cut this hellish nightmare short.
>Dash stumbles back over to her side of the table and sits down, staring blankly at the chips for a few moments.
>She looks straight into your eyes and smirks not long afterward.
>“N-nothin’ to say, huh?” she nearly whispers, the searing spice lowering her volume involuntarily.
>You frown, mostly out of confusion. The sudden facial movement frees more snot from your nose, which you wipe away with another napkin.
“Dash, this ain’t funny anymore, man.”
>“Why were ya laughing, then?”
“I dunno, dude, my brain’s leaking out of my nose or something. Look, I don’t wanna do this anymore, alright? I’m in a lot of pain, and-”
>“So you’re giving up, eh?” she goads as she cradles her stomach in misery.
“That’s not what I-”
>“What happened to all that boasting, huh? Thought you said I’d be ‘donezo.’”
>You lean forward on your palms. A quick, sharp inhale refreshes the inferno within your mouth, allowing you to keep talking for a little while.
“There’s no way in hell you can keep going.”
>“Says y-”
>She goes to form some kind of smarmy reply, but abruptly belches before she can get a word out.
>She doubles over and leans against the table, much like you.
>“O-Okay, maybe not,” she whimpers out through closed eyes and clenched teeth.
>With what looks like herculean effort, though, she rights herself once more, her steely gaze locked onto yours.
>“Doesn’t matter, though. I’m not callin’ it quits.”
>You sit back in your dining chair once more, sighing fire as you do. The torturous bit of stinging it brings on is almost enough to render you silent.
“‘Course you aren’t…”
>You spit into the trash can, no longer willing to hold onto the magma pooling in your jaw.
“You know Twilight’s gonna kill us for this, right?”
>“Nah,” she replies. “We’ll just get lectured again.”
>You hold her expectant stare for a while, steadying your own gut for the horrors to come.
“I mean, I’ll do it, but…”
>But what, Anon?
>Use your big boy words; that creeping dread in your chest isn’t just the spice.
“I just… I don’t know. I really don’t like being on bad terms with you, Dash. None of this feels right.”
>Her competitive glare makes way for a kind of pained uncertainty, her brow tense as she looks you over.
>“I don’t either, dude, but-”
>She suddenly clutches her midsection, breathing deeply as she winces against the spice’s assault on her stomach.
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>>41617892
>“I’d rather do the whole song and dance when we’re not actively dying,” she says in a strained voice. “Besides, don’t you wanna know which one of us can hold out longer?”
>You chuckle to yourself. This mare, you swear…
“You know what? Yeah, I do.”
>She smiles at you as much as the spice will allow.
>“That’s the spirit,” she says, grabbing the next sauce out of the lineup. “We can make up when you take me to Hardy Hayburgers later.”
“I thought you wanted Gustav’s?”
>She shakes her head as she just barely adorns her chip.
>“Nah, too fancy. I’d rather just grab some grub with my best bud.”
>Something inexplicable takes hold of your cheeks, and the corners of your mouth rocket upward in a strangely intense moment of appreciation.
>Although only for a moment, the burning takes a backseat to whatever this new sensation is that’s knotting your stomach and tightening your chest.
“Sounds good to me. Come on, let’s do this.”
>You take a chip from the plate and hold it out in front of you while she loads it with a mere speck of sauce.
>A pit opens in your stomach - the gates of hell prepare to swing wide.
>The two of you hold your chips out in front of you, hesitant to take the plunge.
>You can’t actually believe your dumb ass is about to do this.
>…Deep breaths, Anon.
>As you draw the object of your annihilation closer, though, Dash stops you by wrapping the tip of her wing around your wrist.
>“Wait!” she calls out. “Hold on, lemme just…”
>She holds your arm in place with her wing as she snakes her foreleg around it, holding onto the chip all the while. Your elbow interlocks with her knee, and the difference in the limbs’ length pulls you both closer to the center of the table.
>“There,” she exhales, apprehensive. “On three, alright?”
>You nod, another superheated breath leaving your lungs.
>“Okay… One.”
>Her grip tightens around your arm; any harder and she’d be cutting off circulation.
>“Two.”
>Her eyes dart microscopically to different locations on the chip, every once in a while darting up to you.
>She purses her lips in hesitancy, wracked with nerves - so you take the final step.
“Three!”
>Your head darts forward, mouth parting. Dash lags just a bit behind, but in a flash, she’s on her chip, too.
>You both place the underside on your tongues, and…

*crunch*
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>Beep.
>White and gray ceiling tiles consume your vision as you lie in bed, unable to do much but breathe.
>Beep.
>The flickering ghost of hell itself still lingers on your lips even now, five hours later.
>Beep.
>You’re not sure you’ll ever forget the feeling - it was like your insides were /dissolving/.
>Beep.
>Twilight came back not long after to both of you writhing around on the floor, pleading for help. Poor mare didn’t take it well, even after she teleported the both of you here.
>Beep.
>…Man, you hate EKGs. They make it so hard to focus.
>You suppose the pain meds aren’t really helping, either, with how woozy you are.
>They were a necessity, though; having a tube shoved through your nose and down your throat was one of the most unpleasant experiences of your life.
>The hot sauce burning your organs to ash was one thing, but when that thing snaked its way into your throat and caught against everything on the way down, you very nearly went primal.
>Oh, god, and when they ripped it back out again… Not something you’d ever like to relive, if you can help it.
>Dash fared similarly, even had to be held steady by two nurses.
>Your heart shattered when she started to cry. You’d have given anything to have held her hoof through that shit.
>Ordinarily, you’d have been in different rooms, but Ponyville General was somehow so full up that you had to bunk together.
>That, or they just thought it was convenient for two similar cases to be grouped up. Either way, you’re happy they did that, especially with how close the beds are.
>A gentle exhale to your left just barely rises above the ambient noise of the room, fitting nicely in between the incessant noise of the heart rate monitors.
>Willing your weary muscles to life, you slowly but steadily turn your head to the side, your cheek resting on a cold portion of the pillow.
>Dash’s covers are pulled up to her belly, bunched up around her forehooves. Her hind legs just barely stick out from underneath them, resting comfortably.
>Her chest rises and falls at an exceedingly relaxed pace, sleepy breaths escaping from her nostrils every couple seconds or so.
>Her bangs drape over her closed eyes, ruffled and frayed by her earlier struggle.
>…
>Maybe it’s the medication they’ve got you on, but seeing her at ease like this makes you unusually happy.
>Just as well, there it is again; that odd, fluttering feeling from before. Now that the pain of the spice is mostly gone, it’s a lot more noticeable.
>You’re not a poet, so you don’t really know how to capture it with words like they do.
>If you had to liken it to something, though, you’d say it was like when you listened to a really nice song and it stuck with you for a while afterward.
>You think so, at least. You get the feeling you’re underselling it considering how tight your chest is.
>…Aaaand you just now realize that you’ve been staring at her for something like half a minute.
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>>41617896
>Kinda odd, man. You’re gonna have to figure /that/ one out later.
“Dash?”
>You break the silence with a hoarse whisper, one that you can scarcely believe came from your own throat.
>After a few fragile moments, Dash turns toward you, not even bothering to open her eyes.
>“Mm…?” she mumbles, blissfully groggy.
>You chuckle inwardly. Whatever they gave her, it was /way/ stronger than what you got.
“Feeling any better?”
>She pauses, but sleepily nods her head after a few moments.
>You let go of a tumultuous breath you didn’t even know you were holding, finally relaxing fully.
“Good.”
>Silence takes hold once again, but she leaves her head turned toward you. Her heavy exhales rhythmically wash over you, so much so that they even mingle with the breaths you take.
>It’s almost enough to stop your words before you can form them, but not quite.
>This is too important.
“…I’m sorry, Rainbow.”
>Her eyes gradually open at the use of her proper name, seldom used by you.
“This whole thing, it was my fault. I took the jam prank way too personally, when I should’ve realized you wouldn’t have had any idea the meeting was gonna take place that day.”
>You return to staring at the ceiling, suddenly unable to hold eye contact.
“And now we’re back in the hospital, and it’s all ‘cause of my stupid hot sauce idea, and…”
>Your throat gets tighter.
“…I’m sorry, Dash. I’m /really/ sorry.”
>Beep.
>Beep.
>Beep.
>Beep.
>Beep.
>“Hey.”
>Your eyes flicker back over to her, head turning slightly to compensate.
>She’s fully facing you now, body and all.
>“I’m sorry, too,” she sluggishly murmurs. “Could’ve said something to you at any point, but I fed into it. Plus, even if I didn’t know about the meeting, the stuff with the jam /was/ kinda mean…”
>You chuckle, stomach pain be damned.
“Nah, it’s funny in hindsight. I couldn’t even leave my house for the rest of the day afterwards.”
>She’s wracked with subdued laughter as she beams at you, never once breaking her gaze.
>“The girls told me all about it when I got back home.”
“Oh, god, what did they say?”
>“I got an earful from Twilight and Rarity, but everypony else was just worried about you.”
>You groan aloud.
“Hope I didn’t scar them for life.”
>“Just Fluttershy,” Dash replied. “Princess Luna was beet red once she smelled you, but they said she took it in stride.”
>/FUCK/.
>Welp, your next meeting with her is going to be devastatingly awkward, to say the least.
“I think I’m gonna die of embarrassment.”
>She chuckles into her pillow, shutting her eyes once more.
>“You better not, bub. I need you around, ya know.”
>Playful curiosity grips you.
“Why’s that?”
>She lazily points a hoof at you, half-lidded eyes holding yours in a death grip. The medicine’s clearly working its loopy magic.
>“‘Cause…” she struggles to get out. “I really like bein’ around you, big guy.”
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who drew this pls
dash connoisseurs
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>You can’t stop from grinning ear to ear.
“Right back at ya.”

my rainbro fever is satiated for now
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>>41617902
Crade-Elcin.
https://derpibooru.org/images/473470
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>>41617903
https://ponepaste.org/10460
whoops sorry forgot to shill
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>>41617903
always nice to get more Dashie greens
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>>41618195
giwtwm (except I'd totally make out with her)

Life has been uphill ever since I realized I love Rainbow Dash, I'm genuinely no longer in daily misery and I'm so grateful for her existence
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>>41618650
Ima kiss the tummy
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Sup dashfriends, got my wisdom teeth pulled today, Dashie´s a great help for the pain. How are you guys doing tonight?
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>>41618195
Flutters deserved to win the Dash Bowl. She put in all that work of being her childhood friend, helping her find a pet, overcoming her fear of failure for her sake, and even letting herself be sold into slavery, only to get cheated out of victory by Applejack
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was watching an interview with a native american elder, check out this beautiful dash-flavored ceremonial garb (image limit so posting in catbox)
https://files.catbox.moe/htbfas.png

>>41619617
I'm doing well, voted today, got a fancy coffee as a treat, and then vegged out for the rest of the day until now where hunger is catching up to me. I want to start so many projects and research like 4 things at once...\

Hope your wisdom tooth extraction went without a hitch, bet it felt great to be on those meds with her kek

>>41618814
That's the fuckin spirit anon. Are you the one who just recently realized?
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>>41619617
why the long face Dash
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>>41619617
been sick for three days and just lying on the couch with my Dashie
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>>41620095
That ceremonial garb kicks ass, thanks for sharing. And yeah, it did go well, the meds are great, haha. Nice to hear you´re doing well, anon!
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>>41621144
Get well soon!
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>>41617898
I love how this wrapped up, I don't go in for the aggressive tomboy vibe much but the feeling tones through the whole thing were great and melted my heart at the end.
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>>41621144
What kinda dash ya got to keep you company
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>>41621351
thanks, felt much better today

>>41621505
Symbiote, I've posted pics of her here a couple times
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>>41620665

she needs her snootle booped and kissed
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>>41620095
>Are you the one who just recently realized?
Yeah I posted for the first time a couple days ago
I almost feel upset at myself for only realizing recently, looking back I probably loved her basically on first sight when I first made active contact with pony stuff in 2015, she was my favorite before I even watched a full episode
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>>41621991
exactly man, I felt the same way. I think love always feels that same way, like it was predestined and there right from the beginning. For me it was the classic You're Gonna Go Far Kid [Explicit] PMV that got recommended to everybody on youtube at the time.
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