>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.So many threads have died, but only Flutterrape has remained. We shall always remain. We are bound to the fate of the board as a lich is bound to its phylactery.////Masterlist: https://ponepaste.org/user/FlutterrapeGeneralAuthor List: https://ponepaste.org/1270FIMfiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/211640/flutterrapeRequest Bin: https://ponepaste.org/1268Thread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/Flutterrape/Old Thread: >>41566640
Yeeeah, work that grill baby
>>41639161>"Is juicy flame-cooked meat your fetish?"
>>41639174Well I’ve had buffalo wings, maybe horse wings are just as good.
Wassup /b/All the shorts I wrote last thread are now in a handy-dandy paste:https://ponepaste.org/10484Thanks for all the comments, I'm glad some of you enjoyed them.
>Flutter ape>stories about Fluttershy as a 600lb gorilla
>>41639230They were fun to read.
>>41639230You have no idea how happy I am to see you aren’t dead
>>41639329You mean Anon isn’t that big already?
One will protect you, the other two will try to rape you.Choose wisely.
>>41639900I don't believe you. They are all going to try and rape me.
>>41640058You can trust Sapphire Shores. She won't rape you.
>>41639900>>41640081Liar.
I have powers that thwart any ponies attempting to sexually assault me
>>41640099>Double dubsMy god.... he may be telling the truth.
>>41640099now you're just tempting them
>>41640104>>41640114[zalgo] BAD PONY! [/zalgo]
>>41640098Sapphire Shores is a mare of integrity, she does not rape.
>>41640134Nope. NOPE. Stay back or I punch you in the snoot.
>>41639329>Yep, it's you in Equestria again.>And you know what's gonna happen, right?>Knock-knock-knock...>Uh-huh. Right on cue.>Setting down your coffee, you schlep on over to your front door to see what the fetish guess of the day is.>You open the door, and lo and behold, there is Fluttershy.>Of course.>At least, you expect it's her.>It's hard to tell, because she's wearing a gorilla suit.>So you're basically looking at a pony-sized gorilla with flowing pink tresses and a matching tail.>This shit's all kinds of messed up.>"Um, ooga-booga?""The fuck is this even supposed to be?">"Oh, well-um, I thought you might be more attracted to me if I looked closer to your species.">She turns in place and wiggles her butt at you.>"Is it working?""Not really. In fact, it seems kinda racist.">Fluttershy is, as usual, crestfallen.>"Oh.""Where in Ponyville did you even find a gorilla suit anyhow?">"Oh, I mail-ordered it. I actually asked for a human suit, but they didn't know what a human was. This is the closest thing they had.">An awkward silence descends between you.>"So...ummm...""I'm gonna go finish my breakfast now.">"Oh, alright. Same time tomorrow then?">You sigh."If you must.">"A-alright. See you then!">You slam the door and bolt it.>This shit is just going on too long now if that's the best guess she can some up with on a Friday.(Old green from Angry Wino)
>>41640146This is what's going to happen. You're going to follow Ms. Shores backstage at her next concert, and she will pin you down to the mattress with her fat assThis isn't rape. This isn't sex, or making love either. This is pure, good old fashioned breeding.Her tight, hot mare pussy will milk you dry. Your monkey spunk WILL fertilize her mare eggs.And when she's done with you, you'll be nothing more than a babbling mess of a man. And you'll love every second of it.
>>41640099>I have powers that thwart any ponies attempting to sexually assault meOoh! Same here!
>>41640180I WILL NOT! I have the lord on my side! You can crush my pelvis but you won't break my spirit!!
>>41640197That just sounds like you'll become a strong, loving father to her centaur foals with slightly more steps.
>>41640180All these hoity toity superstar ponies really think they can just rape me. Delusional. Go back to the runway little horse. I ain't impressed.
>>41640180you think you can succeed where the literal Sun Goddess of Equestria failed? No? Don't waste your time little horse, man is not for sexual.
>>41640167Good stuff
>>41640167Fluttershy is so preciousI'd let her rape me a lot
>>41639174This would kill her because she loves animalsNot even her love for anon would overpower her literal core identity
>>41640099You said sexually that doesn't stop hugs or licking your face for their own amusement.
>>41641185Quick, somebody post that double screencap of Fluttershy talking to some happy little fish, and then feeding an identical fish to one of her other critters
>>41641006Wait do horses shedWhy has mlp never accounted for this at all
>>41641244Of course, that's why you brush themImagine how good fluttershy's discarded floof must smell
>>41641270That’s a content mare right there
>>41641244You will get horse hair all over you when they try to rape you. Like some kind of lingering shame.
>>41639900I trust Sapphire Shores to protect me from Coloratura and Songbird.
>>41641270imagine laying your head on trixie's stomach here
>>41641446>The Great and Powerful Trixie is not a pillow! But I'll make an exception for you, this time.
>>41641448Playing a dangerous game.
>>41641696Indeed, she could decide to make you HER pillow instead
>>41641443This Anon gets graped.
>>41641006She does look pretty soft
Ponies can't rape you if you emotionally compromise them
>>41641446>>41641448>>41641696>>41641779There is only one possible way this ends...
>>41641696its not rape, its a charitable donation to the homeless
>>41640180>"Sapphire Shores will see you now, mister.">You straighten your tie and pick up your briefcase before you follow the attendant.>She leads you down the corridor away from the stage and its shrieking audience of nearly all young fillies and mares (plus a few suspect stallions).>Her quick steps and constantly swivelling head paint a nervous picture.>"Can't you walk faster?" she snaps. "Miss Shores is a very busy pony.""Sorry, kid," you drawl, deciding to walk just that bit slower.>When you come to a door with a bedazzled star on it, the attendant knocks a few times, waits with a tapping hoof, then sticks her head through to hiss a few words.>You wait, neck craned back and staring blandly at the theatre catwalks suspended above.>A skull would crack like an egg if someone fell from that.>"You can go in, mister.">You straighten your tie again and walk into the light-filled doorway.*>Sapphire Shores is sat at a vanity carefully peeling off a false eyelash.>She sees you in the mirror but doesn't turn to face you, though she grins broadly.>"Oh! Well aren't you taller than expected," she plucks off the lash and discards it. "They said you'd be a tall thing, but I didn't think you'd be near the ceiling.">You smile down at her. The room is close with cosy furnishings; lots of throw cushions and rugs. Intimate."Good evening, Miss Shores. Did you have a pleasant concert?">"Pleasant? Puh-lease, I don't do -pleasant-, I do -sensational-! But yes, it was a divine experience for all involved. Do you hear them out there?">She cocks an ear to it for a moment, her smile warm and satisfied.>"You know, I once asked my agent to record the sound of an audience cheering my name, and you know what? Best sleep aid I've ever had. I put it on loop when I'm going to bed and I'm out like a light.">She spins in her seat to face you, legs crossing flamboyantly as she goes.>"Unless I'm occupied with other things in bed. You get me?""Quite." You pat your briefcase. "Let's talk business, shall we?">She blinks.>"Business? You're not a fan?""Ah, well, I'm a fan of any high-flying performer. Lots of money in show-business, as you know.">"Yes, there is...""Lot of taxes to be made on those earnings, too.">She stares at you.>Her glamorous aura dims considerably as her flawless visage curls into a scowl.>"The suit. You're with RERCS.""On personal orders from her royal highness, Princess Luna. Yes, ma'am, we've been watching your tour with great interest, and especially the unusual way in which your earnings are being sent over the border into the Zebra lands to avoid being taxed. Using griffon couriers, or so I hear.">She's glaring now, the sassy persona vanished.>"How do I make this go away?">You clear your throat.
>>41642743"Well, you could... pay your taxes," she rolls her eyes and gives you a derisive snort, but you keep talking. "Equestria's an affluent place, lot of social safety nets. Those old mares in homes need someone's money to keep them fed, after all. Come on. Can I appeal to your better nature? Aren't you a proud Equestrian patriot?">"I'm a pony who grew up dirt poor and who thinks the crown should keep its fat snout out of my hard-earned bits.""Ah. Would you like me to put that in writing and relay it back to Princess Luna?">The sitting pony studies you for a while, her eyes trailing over your body, taking your measure. You wait quietly as she does so. You're outwardly calm, but even so you can't help tightening your grip on your briefcase's handle.>Sapphire Shores slides off her stool, pulls herself up to full height (about chest-high with you) and approaches with a strut.>"I'm something of an icon to Equestrian youth, you know?""Sure. I'd wager every second filly has a poster of you in her room.">"And am I not -divine-?" she flaunts her mane, her earrings. As she moves you're hit with a waft of perfume.>You've seen divinity. Worked across a desk with it late into the night as it grumbled about margins and balancing books.>To you, divinity is hard-working, humble, detail-oriented, and midnight blue.>The flaccid attempt at beauty in front of you is more amusing than arousing."You're a pretty lady.">She purrs.>"Oh, does the tall stranger like what he sees?">A hoof comes to your crotch and rubs in slow circles. Her voice drops to something lower.>"I wasn't always a pop star, you know. Had to earn a lot of favours before I was allowed out.""Yeah?">She tilts her head at a doorway.>"Bed's big enough for two back there. How about it? Stallions all over Equestria jerk themselves to sleep thinking about me, and you'll have me all to yourself. Anything you want.">She stands on her hind legs and drapes her hooves over your shoulders. You tense under the weight. She's a hefty girl.>"We're both big on money, so I'll sweeten the deal and won't even charge you for it.""And in exchange?">"I blow your mind, and some other things besides, and maybe this tax thing goes away?""So, I'll just lie to Princess Luna?">She purses her lips, considering it.>"How much do I owe?""By our estimates you've made three-point-two million on this tour. The crown expects half a million of that.">The pop star can't stop the same ugly look crossing her face.>"Crown's not -deserved- any of that, but fine. Let's say two-fifty-kay?""More later?">Her hoof returns to your crotch, her face a whisper from yours. Breath mints fail to mask after-show gin-and-tonic.>"Come on. You can't say you're not curious. I'm not all show, I'm an earth pony. We're bred," she puts her mouth next to your ear, "to, -fuck-.""Does that mean..." you whisper back in her own ear. She hums and bites her lip. "...You won't pay?"
>>41642748>"Nope. You'll forgive me after I show you what I can do, big boy.">You smile."Alright...">And speak into the midnight blue gem embedded in your collar."You get all that, Luna?">The shock barely registers on Sapphire Shore's face before the batponies that had been stalking the catwalks above burst through the door and thin ceiling.>Sapphire's attendant scrambles in after them, screaming. >"I'm sorry, Miss Shores! I'm sorry!">Captain Pale Wind lands beside the pop star and places a firm hoof on her back.>"Miss Shores, you're charged with tax evasion. You can come quietly and we'll make sure no one sees you leaving with us, or you can resist and make things difficult for yourself.">Sapphire Shores stands stock still, staring first at you, then the captain who materialised out of nowhere.>"I'll... I'll come with you," she says eventually, and the captain grunts "Good choice.">As she's being escorted out, she shoots an acidic look at you.>"I won't forget this," she spits."Likewise. Enjoy the hearing, tell your associate Gargrin I said hi.">At the griffon's name, her eyes bulge and she looks about to start yelling before she's bundled out the door and it's slammed behind her.>Alone in her room, you sigh, setting down your briefcase.>Your hands tremble a bit. You clench them to try and stop the nerves, but they still tremble.>You take the opportunity to correct your tie and smooth your front out in the mirror, frowning at the powerful scent of pony you've got in your nostrils.>A tendril of blue starlit magic snakes into view in the reflection and touches your chin.>You turn. Princess Luna grins back at you.>"See? Not hard, was it?""Today it's a lone pop star, tomorrow it'll be some dumb son of a bitch who punches me in the teeth for asking him about taxes.">"But it can be so much fun. You're a very good actor," she ruffles your hair."I prefer back room work," you grouse as you pat it back to the way you like it.>"Ah, you're such a dullard," she laughs. "A cute one, though.">She cranes her neck back.>"Oh? Is that a bed? Rather a large one at that.">She bounces her eyebrows at you.>"Hm...?""Princess, I'm a professional.">You pick up your briefcase and head for the door."I'm heading back.">Luna snickers, but follows you out.>"You're so easy to provoke, Anonymous." You don't answer. "Really? Not even a quick go on the bed? No one's around. I'll even let you pull my tail. I'll say 'Anon, Anon, tell me more about quadratic equations'.""Goodbye, Princess.">"Oh go on, one for the road. Call me a bad girl, that really gets me going.""You're not being very regal. It belittles your station.">She laughs and laughs as you both leave the building.>She may be divine, but she's a bloody infant.Is there anything sexier than taxes?Luna doesn't think so. She collects abacuses, don't forget.
>>41642751That Anon has a stronger will than me. Sapphire Shores is one of those mares I can't resist.
>>41642751Shores might try to get revenge on Anon. Can’t just be a tall cute colt and get away with it. Boy is playing with fire.
>>41642751I like this anon, I need more green with this setup.
>>41642739What, fuck a foal into her that she can’t support?
>>41642970Homeless griffons have to eat too.Foalmeat is cheap and plentiful.
What is this and would (You) stick your dick in it?> https://derpibooru.org/images/3460982
>>41643041>https://derpibooru.org/images/3460982That's a tatzyljack. And yes, yes I would.
>>41643041>>41643045That's a furry. Really guys?
>>41642970Couldn't support, if it weren't for link and wic? You've effectively made her life worth living in more ways than one she might be conceded but she's not stupid.
>>41643041NO.O.
>>41643041very slick loophole.
>>41642772This will be going in your quarterly review, then. You may not be cut out for Flutterrape and might be better suited in Nothing More Pure or Reverse Gender Roles. Your supervisor will be in touch about the when and where of your next one-to-one.
>Hey, how about you put a muffin in this oven?Really>What’s wrong, big stuff?I’m not buying it, Fluttershy>W-w-what gave it away?The eyes, obviously, as well as derpy not knowing what an innuendo is. Why did you disguise as her?>y-you’re always looking at her when she’s a-around, i though she was your f-fetishWell she is pretty hot and also a milf, which is even better>does that mean you’ll do it with m-No>tartarus…
>>41642751HOLY SHIT ANON IS A FED AND IRS AGENT
>>41643657Meanwhile, there's rape in the RGRE thread.The threads are merging, Anon.Embrace it.
>>41643729kek, it would be fun to have a "merged general" event where 2 random generals merge up and anons make some stories about it.the day flutterape and kinderquestria merged would only be surpassed by the day that AIE and fimfic threads merged
>>41623302>Discord gently scratches behind your ears with the talons. It would feel rather nice if it wasn’t attached to the supposedly reformed spirit of disharmony.“So… How are you going to help me?” You manage to suck it up like a big mare and get your composure somewhat under control, even as your deeper mind huffs in annoyance that she’s not gonna get what she wants. It’s so hard to hear her. . .>Discord strokes his beard with his tail. “That’s the question, isn’t it? I certainly played dead when Aphrodite smacked me earlier, but truth be told even the two of us together could, at best, hold her off. We certainly couldn’t stop her directly.”>He swirls around your torso and gently tightens up into a hug. “I’m sure you’re about as fond of getting your ass kicked as any other pony might be. And when it comes to dealing with the divine, only the divine can truly help us.”“Can’t you be a bit less cryptic and get to the point, Discord?”>He sighs. “You take so much of the fun out of these things, you know that Twilight Sparkle? Fine.”>With a snap of his claw, the two of you arrive at his home, in that swirling vortex between dimensions.“Look, I’m trying not to be snarky Discord but I’m in a really rough mood. Why here?”>He nods next to your head. “Because, we’re going to be enlisting the help of something your sweet little tree of harmony would /never/ approve of. My grandmother!”>You blink. Multiple times as your mind slowly tries to eck out what this means. Discord has a mother? But as a spirit, surely he wouldn’t? But then, being a /spirit of chaos and disharmony/, maybe that was never an empty title?>the thoughts tumble through your mind unbidden as Discord calls out to the void everlasting. “Oh Grand-mommy Dearest~! Your Baby Boy Discord would like your help with something~!” He gives a small chuckle after the yell. “She absolutely hates it when I call for her like that.”>Your attention is brought back into reali-… no. Whatever this is, reality isn’t an accurate name for it. Regardless, the endless swirling mists in front of you have coalesced and changed color. In front of you, two mighty yellow clouds bear down their hurtful, uncaring gaze at you. You can feel them judging you as an affront to entropy.>Your mind sobs in pain as a psychic voice booms within it, overwhelming all other thoughts. “What do you want, Discord. I am far too busy to play with you my child.”>Discord for his part just grins. “Oh but granny dearest, Aphrodite slighted my dear friend, and she needs a helping claw.”>The swirling mists contract vertically, giving the illusion of squinting eyes. “So be it. Just make it… entertaining.”
>>41643774I am very interested in this new development
>>41643737>flutterape and kinderquestria"I don't WANNA cuddle! I am a grown-ass man, I do not need juice and a nap, especially with with you, Fluttershy!"
>>41643794I don't care how manly anon is, you're never too old, or too manly, for a juice box and a nap with a fuzzy adorable animal. ...Especially if there's no other human in the area to judge you for doing it.
>>41643801Hush, Kindershy! Anon is a badass who went to pony prison for saying "hell damn fart."
>>41643774>Be Cadance, and rather remiss.>You’re spending a lot more time in Ponyville than you planned to, and now you’re wishing you brought Shiny and Flurry along to enjoy these impromptu festivities. Still, it’s a small scale affair all things considered, though trains are still pulling in from some of the other, nearby towns. >Ponies don’t need much of an excuse to have a holiday and enjoy themselves, and while some of the business owners might complain about closing early or opening late the next day, it doesn’t stop them from showing up for the festivities as well.>As such, the school’s bleachers have been set up for the common folk, and a VIP box hastily erected for the Royalty, and Aphrodite. Though, there is an open missing spot for Twilight. You’re sad she’s not here, but her lover being chosen as Divine Consort must be greatly upsetting. You could handle it if Shining were to be chosen as the DC, but you wouldn’t be happy either.>Regardless, you sit and enjoy the last of the wrestling matches in front of you. Watching hot, sweaty stallions grapple over eachother for dominance shouldn’t be this entertaining, but you found the upset victory of Time Turner beating Rockhoof, Hero of Equistria, to be ludicrously entertaining. Who would’ve thunk that he was so ticklish?>Still, while perhaps the hero was a bit too big for his own good, Time Turner was beaten out by Big Mac. Had the fates been the same otherwise, he would’ve been consort of Aphrodite afterall. Funny that. >Of course, you did not in fact know that he only joined after the great message was announced, to impress his wife. Though, if you were just a tad more attentive you might’ve noticed the pinkish unicorn cheering his name just those few decibels louder.>As Mayor Mare raises his hoof up to declare Big Mac the winner of the event, a terrible bang is heard, and plenty of dust is kicked up as Twilight descends, rather violently one might add, to the center of the field. >Though there is only a scant thirty yards at most between Twilight and those occupying the VIP box, it’s not hard to say there’s something different about her, but you can’t quite put your hoof down on it.>Using the Royal Canterlot voice, she calls out: “Goddess Aphrodite, I challenge you for Anon’s hoof!”>You look in horror between Twilight and Aphrodite at this declaration. Has Twilight gone mad?!>You don’t even hear the drawn out “uhhhh? Shhhhiii-” from Luna.
>you ever get what you want and then realize you regret it? >"La-dee-dah-dee-dah~" >It's arts and crafts hour. >"Hee hee..." >You HATE arts and crafts hour. >Pinkie sits beside you, crayon in her mouth.>Check her paper out of curiosity. >It's a picture of you being violated with a chainsaw. >The ass blood is made of glitter. >Nope.exeCan I be excused? >Nurse Red heart looks through you. Please? >She shrugs. >You take that as a yes and leave before Pinkie notices what's going on. >There's not really a lot of places to go in the mental hospital. >At least anywhere with privacy. >Room is out (doors don't lock, except at night...if the nurses remember to lock them).>Fuck it, you settle on the library. >You don't think you've ever seen pinkie go here. >Pushing open the double doors you're greeted to a sight you didn't think you'd ever see again. >"For the love of Celestia..." >Twilight sparkle. >The purple unicorn is standing in the middle of the room, with a blue pony. >Looks like you interrupted something. Uh...>"...Anon?"Yeah.>"Boof," >Barks the blue pony, before dashing out of the room.
>>41643931>Not even gonna comment on that.>"Anon!" >The purple unicorn looks up at you with wonder. >"Oh you have NO clue how good it feels to see some pony I know for once!" >Her head sinks low, giving a deep sigh out. Yeah, well..good to see you too Sparkle. Sorry about interrupting->Twilights head snaps back up, groaning.>"Don't be." >"Screwy only comes in here to waste time," >You and twilight sit down at a nearby table. >"It wouldn't be such a problem if she wasn't trying to eat all my work assignments..." Wazzat now? >"My homework," Twilight says proudly with a grin on her face, gesturing to the pills of paper nearly arranged on the table. I thought you werent in school anymore? >Twilight laughs. >"Learning is never done! But no, I'm not in school anymore." Then why...>"It's for my subjects,"Your subjects? >Twilight nods curtly. >"Of course! Sheesh, I'm only the fourth princess after all..." >Notice the cardboard wings strapped to her back.
>>41643848This gon be good.>>41643956>cardboard wingsKek.
>>41643774Time for violence. Break her heart, Twilight! Make Kratos proud.>>41643956Looks like the mad house is full. Curious how it got to this point.
sexy ass horse
>>41644314Probably smells worse than usual.
>>41644483>sweaty, musky, horny feralshystop.
quick bump before work
Chrysalis can't rape me. I want to fuck her.
>>41643729>Fluttershy stands before you with a strange stone disc, her legs trembling under its weight.>Over the hill and curving all the way to your front door is a shallow groove in the grass and dirt where she's dragged it.>You ponderously sip your apple juice, whipped cream, chilli flake and chocolate sprinkle margarita.>The disc is in fact several discs layered within each other - hollow like flat doughnuts, the concentric rings leading to a central point.>Upon it are runes you couldn't possibly fathom.>Fluttershy prods and shifts the rings here and there, rotating the runes into a new alignment, the stones softly grazing the inner and outer contours of their neighbours.>She seems just as confused as you are."I feel like you stole that from a museum.">"No, the tribe I borrowed it from hadn't been contacted yet, so it's fine.""Ah.">You sip some more."There's commentary to be made here.">"Are other universes your fetish?""It's gonna be one of those, is it?">"Yeah, I think so. The carvings in the temple were pretty obvious.""Will I need my lawn chair?">"Um... yes."*>Fluttershy rotates the disc one final time and a thunderclap bursts your eardrums.>She screams, dropping the disc to the grass and scrambling away, just in time for a blinding pillar of pure light to encompass the entire disc and stab the heavens.>You watch it shine, sunglasses firmly on and margarita firmly refilled.>When the light vanishes, a cool late-summer wind blows through the garden and tussles the mane of a second Fluttershy standing on the disc.>She looks around, bewildered.>"How in the world?" she says to herself.>The first Fluttershy -- your Fluttershy -- is awed. She looks from the disc to her clone, and back again.>"Goodness! So that's what it does!" she says at last.>At her voice, her new clone spins and double-takes."You didn't even know?">"No! I didn't think--MMPH!">Fluttershy doesn't quite finish, as her clone has grabbed her and rammed her cloneish tongue down the original 'Shy's throat.>You watch nonplussed as the two mares fall to the grass, one straddling the other and trying to force as much tongue inside her as possible.>Your Fluttershy struggles in the lesbian's grip and for a moment breaks free.>"What-- what are you doing?!">"Are you kidding?" the other Fluttershy says. "My own clone? I've dreamed about this for years!">And she goes back in for a kiss, well, more of a domineering snog.>"Anon, help!" Fluttershy squawks.>You sip your drink."I mean, I'm already sat down, and it's a hot day so...">You remain where you are, enjoying the show for what it's worth.
>>41645254>Several times Fluttershy tries to escape, and several times her inter-dimensional clone pins her back down and reconnects their tongues. She even introduces Fluttershy to a frisky hoof between her back legs. Fluttershy is overcome."Ahh, reminds me of misclicking /v/ all those times."*>Fluttershy wipes her mouth and scowls at the disc.>The other Fluttershy disappeared in a flash after a good five minutes of lesbianic molestation, and your Fluttershy seems shaken, shooketh, if you will.>"Let's try again.""Hell yeah, girlie, on with the show!" you whoop, one arm pumping the air, careful not to spill your drink.>Fluttershy neatly slaps the disc with a hoof and the concentric rings spin. The runes realign. You cringe in anticipation.>A thunderclap heralds fresh excitement, and in a flash of white you see...>You flip your sunglasses off."Woah.">You sit up."Woah, hold on! Hello!">A tall, buxom woman stands atop the dais, seeming lost.>"Oh, my," she says, one pale hand curled over her considerable breast.>When she sees you, she smiles, her candy lipstick sparkling in the sun.>"Hello, sir, are you... oh! I see you're happy to see me," she points a long finger at the growing tent in your shorts.>Your eyes are wider than they've ever been. A straight year without even seeing a human has left you sensitive to say the least.>She laughs and tucks her voluminous pink mane behind her ear, then tweaks one of the shoulder straps on her flowing yellow sun dress.>"My name's Fluttershy. What's yours?""Abb. Abnon," you haven't blinked in half a minute.>"Hi, Abnon. Know any good motels around here?""Bwah?" you say with resounding charisma.>With legs longer than you can believe she saunters off the stone, swaying her shapely hips and bouncing her volleyball-sized breasts.>"How about we-- OWW!">And then recoils as a small furry animal latches onto her.>Fluttershy -- the regular one -- slaps and bats at the much taller human variant.>"No! No! Mine!" she yells. "Go away! Shoo!" She hastens her frenzy as the three of you start shouting, the slender woman at the pony for hurting her, you at the pony for hurting your perfect woman, and the pony at the woman for being a "Slut".>The scuffle turns into a scramble and you find yourself wrestling Fluttershy off the human woman like you're holding back a drunk in a bar fight.>The pony thrashes against you heedless.>"Let me at her, Anon! She's a homewrecker! A slut! Like something you'd find in Canterlot!""When did you get so conservative?!">"Out of this house, demon!" she yells."We're in my back garden you fucking idiot!">Before you can reassure the terrified angelic vixen, she vanishes in a beam of light.>You fall to your knees with a wail.
>>41645257"Fucking hell, no! She was perfect!">With trembling fists you berate the heavens."Why, God? Why?!"*>You both come to your senses and, after a moment of embarrassed self-reflection, find yourself collapsing back into your seat, taking up your margarita like nothing had happened.>You sip, smack your lips, and knock your sunglasses back down over your eyes with a finger."Aight. Let's give her another spin.">Fluttershy glares at you.>"Didn't know you were so easy, Anon.""Go fuck yourself. That was the single most ravishing human being that has ever existed. I'm a man, and my genes give me very simple instructions. Monkey see, monkey like.">She turns back to her stolen tribal heritage, grumbling, and spins it.>"Next one can't be much worse than that...">The runes rotate like wheels of fortune, and as they come to rest the two of you cover your ears in anticipation.>A great boom resounds, and the beam of light pierces Ponyville's skies for the third time that day.>And so, upon the stone stands...>"It worked!">The new Fluttershy isn't cowering or confused, but stands tall with a confident smile.>A long white buttoned coat flaps around her in the settling breeze.>She checks a black tablet in her grasp, reading something on it.>With a few taps and responsive beeps, she gives a single laugh.>"Trans-dimensional travel! I knew it was possible! Twilight's going to lose it!">"Excuse me?">The new Fluttershy blinks and looks up, finally seeing her alternate self for the first time. She cocks her head like a dog looking in a mirror.>"Are you going to make out with me or steal my man?" your Fluttershy asks simply.>The new Fluttershy blinks again.>"Uh," she starts. "I'm... my name is Doctor Fluttershy, I'm a technologist from the Equestrian Republic. Are you... me?""That's Fluttershy, no title," you answer for her. "She's a pervert.">"I see," says the doctor. "That's... nice. Listen, would you happen to have a Twilight Sparkle in this universe? I have technologies to show her that'll blow her mind.""Technology, eh? Sounds like humanity's wheelhouse. What'chu got, little lady?">She turns to you with a smile so genuine it catches you off guard.>"Oh! Well, for example, in my Equestria, we have a wireless information-sharing technology that allows two stations to speak to each other instantaneously over vast distances -without- the need for magic!""Nice. Yeah, we have that. We call it the internet.">She rubs her cheek.>"Internet. That's... a good name, actually. We've been calling it the broad-infoplex.""Hah, you can have that one for free. You guys invented nuclear power yet?">"New clear power? No, we've been using magical feedback reinforcement. What's new clear?""I'll give you a hint. When atoms fuse, they release massive amounts of energy. The key ingredient is uranium.">"Isn't uranium dangerous?"
>>41645261"Hoh yeah. That stuff'll erase cities if you screw around with it, but I'm sure you're not dumb enough to do that, are you?">The Fluttershy grins.>"I'll have you know I was creating steam engines when I was nine.""That's better than me, I was still doing paper-mache volcanos for school.">Doctor Shy nods eagerly.>"Those are really fun! I loved doing chemistry when I was--">She vanishes in a pillar of light, never to be seen again.>You stare at where she was, then slump back in your seat, dejected."Aww, I really liked her.">You raise your glass to sip it, but catch the gaze of the original Fluttershy.>Front legs folded, ears flat, she's seething.>"Have -fun- with her, Anon? Enjoy talking about your... your stupid... -stuff-?""...Yes in fact I did enjoy talking about my stupid stuff.">You scratch your stubble with a few fingers."Feel like mentioning nuclear power to her was probably a terrible error on my part, but eh, she'll be fine probably.">Fluttershy looks down at the stone disc and pouts.>"This thing is useless. What's even the point of it?""Cross-dimensional travel, if you'd been paying attention.">"What good is that? That doesn't get your dick any closer to my mouth!""Shit, man, you stole the damn thing, what do you want from me? Try spinning it again, maybe you'll get some sort of dick-sucking machine.">Fluttershy sighs.>"One more try, then I'm going home."*>Drinks refilled, watermelon slices snacked upon, and suncream applied, you and Fluttershy venture back out into your garden under the beating sun and you fall back into your lawn chair."Ready when you are, my horny amigo," you toast her with the margarita.>She nods, realigns the discs, and gives them a spin.>Around and around they go, faster and for longer than all previous tries, until they start to settle.>"This better not be anything weird," Fluttershy huffs."You and I are well past weird, young lady.">The disc settles. The thunder booms. The pillar of light pierces the heavens.>And a pony staggers off the disc, falling to the grass.>You and Fluttershy both look at her, unsure what to do.>The newcomer is still.>It's Fluttershy, obviously, but there's something very wrong with her.>Your Fluttershy holds a hoof to her own mouth and lets out a small gasp.>"O-oh, no."
>>41645262>The new pony is battered. She's bloody around the face, and she's shaking all over, her eyes clenched shut.>You haul yourself out of the seat, mirth gone."Shit, she looks bad. Come on, Shy, help me get her inside.">"But she'll only be here for a few moments, what can we do?""Clock's ticking, then, let's just... stop the bleeding, put a few plasters on her, I don't know.">You lean down, hands outstretched to grasp the body.>Just then, the prone mare opens her eyes.>And when she sees you looming, she shrieks.>"No! No, I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!">She recoils from you, naked terror on her face, and she scrambles behind your Fluttershy, seemingly not caring that there's an exact copy of her between you two.>You don't move. You stay calm.>Instead, you slowly drop into a low crouch and hold your palms out to your sides."It's alright," you keep your voice measured. "I mean you no harm, and Fluttershy here can help you.">The other mare seems to notice her copy. Between the shock of you and the sight of 'Shy, she's speechless.>For a minute, no one says a word.>The battered pony trembles before saying the last thing you would have ever expected.>"I-is he your owner?" she asks Fluttershy.>'Shy regards her twin with a steady gaze -- the expression she wears for endangered animals.>"No," she says finally, "he's not my owner. Are you hurt? Would you like help?">"I can't go back. Don't send me back.""Fluttershy," you say in a low tone. "Can we stop the disc...?">"I don't know," she replies, looking over at the disc before turning again to the bruised mare. "What hurt you?">The other Fluttershy points a trembling hoof at you.>"My master," she's stammering so badly she can barely speak. "He looks just like... him.">There's a dry lump in your throat."Alright," you say. "Then I'll stay right here. Fluttershy, the disc.">Your Fluttershy hurries to it, but her clone clings to her, her eyes locked onto you like a deer watching a wolf.>As Fluttershy fusses over the stonework, you study the battered mare. There's a deep cut above her eye that's the source of the blood. There are bruises on her cheeks, jaw, and neck. Her mane has been cut haphazardly and is an uneven mess. She appears to have wet herself.>"Anon, I-- I can't do anything.""Just spin it again, change the configuration--">"I can't.""We can't send her back to whatever the fuck she's come from--"
>>41645264>"Anon, I -can't change it-!" she shouts. Her voice trembles. She looks on the verge of tears.>"There's nothing we can... do.">The slave looks between you and Fluttershy. She shakes her head.>"I thought you saved me?">Your stomach drops. You try to speak, but your words fail you.>"I'm safe, aren't I? From him?""You..." the words trail off.>The slave clings to Fluttershy like a terrified child. Fluttershy brings up a hoof to cup her cheek, to soothe her.>"Don't send me back," the enslaved Fluttershy stammers. "Please. I'll do anything. I swear I'll do anything!" her voice is becoming hysterical, her eyes are pink and swollen with tears.>But before Fluttershy can answer, the white light blinds you all.>When it clears, only Fluttershy remains, her hoof still raised, holding onto something no longer there.>The breeze, a product of magical turbulence, rolls by.>There's no more noise, no more crying.>Fluttershy turns slowly to you. She half-shakes her head, lips quivering. Something in her has given.>You go to her, sit with her on the grass, take her into your arms, and let her sob into your shirt.Don't fuck with magic.
>>41645269Now I’m sad, good green though.
Somebody please save the greens from last thread with the battle led by Princess Cadence and the arranged meeting with Big Mac if they haven't already
>>41645320Those are in >>41639230
>>41645269At first it was hilarious. Then...
>>41645269Slave Pone general is a shit idea and will always be.
>>41645230This anon's in for a night of "no, NO, wait! Not like that! NOT LIKE THAT!" followed by shame and confusion And probably being stuck in a cocoon later
>>41645635He's going to die.
>>41645269Why must you hurt me this way?
>>41645257>"Abb. Abnon,"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6cbbaIK7m8>>41645269Amazing how quickly a person can go from laughing to pic related.
>>41645269Nicely done
>>41646500And people say she doesn’t rape
>>41646581It's not rape when Rarity does it.
>10
>>41646581it's just rarifags sneaking in and ignoring the thread topic.>>41646593like so
>>41647259That's just Equestrian law, apes are animals and don't have all the rights that Equestrian citizens do.
>>41647262>ponies are legally incapable of raping humansfluttershy would've broken anon's pelvis many times over by now.
>>41647262Animals still have rights. Bestiality is a sin as well.
Since Fluttershy is a canon weeb, I bet she and some other nerd would come up with some media to guess Anon's fetishes far more quickly. Flutters would publish something like monster mare encyclopedia with every kind of fetish to try and tickle Anon's pickle
>>41647770That’s what happens in the timeline where she meets Floor Bored.
>>41647287Maybe she just never heard of that particular change in the law, I can’t imagine any of her friends would tell her with how she gets.
>>41648251Pic rel is Fluttershy when she finally finds out.
>"Hey Anon, did you know Pegasi HATE when you rub our wings?">"Thats right.">So if you rub Fluttershy's wings up and down, she'd probably never talk to you again..."
>>41648546>"Rainbow'th right, pegathi hate having their wingth rubbed in a thertain way.">"You thhould practithe on me tho you can get it jutht right..."
>>41648595That’s a voice that’s gonna lose a mare the rapelympics
>>41648601Do you lose the rapelympics because it makes the human willing? Or because it makes the human willing to kill the rapist?
>>41648861AIEEEE BEJITA SAVE ME"!!!
>>41648861She looks fat here
>>41648914you're only making it hotter
>>41648935Pierce Brosnan pls
>>41648872Too busy.
>>41649241Too busy being molested by mares
>>41649241>"You are going back to the rape cave veggieboy"
>>41649574an anon said this at the bottom of the last thread, just thought you should know
>>41649576How could Vegetanon say this?
Anon only pretends to be disgusted by what he refers to as “bestiality”, but we all know he secretly longs to have his dick wrapped up in soft, velvety pony snatch.
>>41649833yes, specifically fluttershy's
>>41649847>8
>>41649847
>>41649833>>41650089>>41650139God, please, I've seen what you do for others!
>>41649833Ponies would see doing a human as bestiality.
>>41649568>>41649574NO. >>41649833>>41649847>>41650089>>41650139No, DON'T!! YOU FOOL!
>>41650399Don't worry about it. They're all hoof post propaganda.
>>41650399
>>41651006Oh dear
>>41651006I don't want to see your blow-up doll Fluttershy.
>>41651509
>>41639159Ceiling Fluttershy is watching you masturbate.
>>41651614Does she think I'm doing a good job?
>>41651758As long as she can see the HMD, she doesn't care if you do a good job or not.
>>41651546Why does she have underpants? Who made that? Who would know how to make it?
Stupid pony!You made me look bad!OOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA!!!
Shes gonna break your dick. Whether you like it or not.
>>41652219Need more twirape stories, there's frighteningly few
>>41652286Its true.
>>41652219I do not want to go where Shining Armor has already been.
>>41652286we have exchange
>>41652607That is a pretty good one
>>41642751I will never serve their crown.
>>41652607I can only read exchange so many times without wishing anon would just let purple hit
>>41652598>I do not wantWhat part of "rape" don't you understand?
>"Listen Anon, I tried to be reasonable to you. Trying to convince you to buck Twi on your own terms. But now things are different.">"Twilight's in estrus again, and she's caught your scent. She's coming for you like a new erotica book with a want-it-need-it spell, and she's not gonna be reasonable like I've been.">"So Anon, when she crashes into you like a pe*ved gemless dragon. I pray for all our sakes that you make the right choice."
>>41653083Me too brother
Your fate is sealed, Anonymous. Resign to your new master and relinquish yourself to her sexual desires. There is no point is struggling to resist it.
>>41653325That’s brilliant Shining. I can lure her into a trap with the smell of musty books. She goes nuts over that smell. Then dump smooze all over her like a bad Nickelodeon gag.
>>41653083There's any fic/green where he fucks her? I would like to read it
>>41653616Of course you would, purplederp
You know what happens when the thread makes it to Page 8...
>>41653616There is literally an entire comic about it.Start here: https://derpibooru.org/images/1420441
>>41653426... This is sad but true. You have to be as unlikable as possible to avoid getting on Twlight's radar.Twilight is beyond broken. There's no chance. No games. No deals.Any chance you have is because of her restraint or if she feels like giving herself a challenge for fun.There's nothing fun about dealing with unicorns in general, but Twilight is S tier rapist.That's just her being a unicorn, I don't even wanna think about adding wings to the rape combo.At least with Fluttershy, there's some spy vs flutterspy shenanigans that are kinda fun.goddamn that pic is throwing all kinda images in my head
>>41653963Psss thers no bloody way im gonna be scared of purple-smart here, maybe is my pride or my stupidness but i would fight to the very end, im not gonna just roll on my belly and surrender, im gonna go out with style at least, bring it on purple, THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO DIE!
>>41653963Pic would be better if there was a hint of heart eyes.
>>41654055There.Happy?
>>41654055agreed.
>>4165395110/10. Would be incredibly enjoyable if I was into ponies. Which, for legal purposes I must loudly inform you that I am not.
Big Mac (.)(.)
>6
>>41655185Psh, not even seven. The mares can't get to us while we're so high.
>>41654897>"i didn't saw him today, also the girls told me you have a big HUMAN cock, mama want's some taste of it"
>>41655193Would
>>41655215YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU DESERVE! AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
>>41655215Fluttershy did last thread.
>>41654897You mean (. )( .)
Quick get off 8
>>41655862the old ones are waiting too...
>>41656098Gotta be careful
>>41656098Moms looking for grandfoals.
>>41656650I don’t think those would count as grandfoals
idk man, the older mares are very considerate, and they're good company.
>>41657404Old, desperate hooves typed this.
>>41657462Fluttershy isn't that old
>>41657483It was more likely >>41653937 (pic related).Her husband hasn't touched her in so long...
>>41657546i just wanna see fluttershy's head explode when i tell her that her mom is my fetish.
>>41657864She'd snap and kill you and then herself in a murder suicide.
>>41657864You're playing a dangerous game
>>41657888Hes an idiot. He has no idea the fury he would unleash. Only a fool tempts fate...
>"Anon has failed to comply with his obligations to provide his HMD to lonely mares on Hearts and Hooves Day, I am assigning him a 3-star wanted level."
>>41658297NO! YOU BITCH!!
>>41658297>ASNAEBWhat now Candyass?
>>41657888Posey Shy does not guess your fetish.Posey Shy KNOWS your fetish.
>>41658359No. NO! BEGONE OLD MARES!!
>>41658359I don't need it...
>>41655529Pfft.(o )( o)
late night boop
>>41658297You won’t get away with this
>>41659104Three heccin stars?You’re done.Your only hope now is to find a mare and rail her until she can’t walk straight.
>8You're gonna get snuggled by an older mare
>>41658297She hasn't got a third star to give so that won't be a problem.
>>41659555You’re not my mom and you never will be mare.
>>41659976
>>41659980THAT ANON GETS WHAT HE DESERVES! ANYONE WEAK ENOUGH TO BE CAUGHT BY TWO OLD MARES DESERVES HIS FATE!
>>41660171APPLEJACK! THAT WEIRD MONKEY GOT OUT OF THE BASEMENT AGAIN!
>>41660176>"Don't fret none, sis. I know what to do."
>>41658297>Take my wagon to the paint shop>Get repainted>Lose wanted levels
>>41660188"That..THAT DOES IT!">Be Vegetanon.>Also be absolutely livid.>You ascend into the sky, the two apple horses now hundreds of feet below you.>You take a stance and begin channeling vast amounts of ki into a single blast."I WILL TURN THIS WORLD INTO DUST!">"Big sister," Applebloom says, "why is he always trying so hard to destroy everything?">"Aw shucks Applebloom," the elder sister responds, "hes just upset because he knows we love how cute it is when he throws a little temper tantrum!">Raw energy radiates from your body as you clasp the base of your palms together, a ball of energy now taking form."Ahh! Hng! AHHHH!"The earth heaves and cracks beneath the weight of the immense fury you soon plan to unleash.>The mountains off in the distance crumble and break apart.>Causing landslides and earthquakes all around.>"HEY VEGGIEEEEE~!" Applejack calls out, "Y'KNOW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TA' CLEAN ALL THIS UPPPP~!""Give me a moment, all I'll be cleaning... IS YOUR BURNT FUR OFF MY ARMOR!">The winds whip and whirl, tornadoes rage and tear the trees from the ground as your energy reaches its peak.>With your ki at it's apex, you unleash the mass beam of energy at your target."FINAL FLAAAASH!!">"Aw, he named it.">The two horses are engulfed in the blast's burning light as the lands are torn asunder.>It rages and rips it's way straight into the sky and shoots off into the stars.>Beneath you there is only dust and smoke.>You descend to the ground, struggling to catch your breath."Funny..." you heave, "Thought that'd go through the planet.">You chuckle."Maybe I should work on my aim, AHAHAHAHA!!">"Ah think y'all should work on your execution, sugarcube~.""AHA-">A chill runs up your spine at the sound of that voice.>Through the smoke you see two figures.>As the dust begins to settle, you see a hat.>Flanking the hat, was a pink bow."N-not possible!">"That was fun, big sister! Can me and the crusaders play with Veggie like that too?">Your heart skips a beat.>She shouldn't have survived that!>And your ki is so depleted that you can barely hold your super sayian state.>Your hands shake before you manage to find your nerve once again.>"Applebloom, y'all know that what me and Veggie do is for adults only.">"Aw...">"D'aww don't worry sugarcube," She ruffles her sister's mane, "once y'all are grown up, then you can-""NOOOOOO!!">You pummel the sisters with a barrage of ki blasts."WHY?! WHY WON'T YOU JUST FUCKING DIE!!">The orange pony leap from out of the stream of blasts and kicks you in the side of the head, knocking you out cold.>"Can I at least help you tie him up in his cage again?">"Oh alright, Applebloom. But don't let me catchin' you feeling up my monkey, got it?">Applebloom pouts as she now has to assist in doing legwork without any perks.>Fuck horse world.
>>41660308Magic is such bullshit even in DB world.
>End up in Equestria.>Surrounded by ponies, half of them female, half of those females single, and half of those single females hot for your human genetic goo.>But you're not going down without a fight.>Flutterrape trained you for this.>You can do anything to these ponies and they'll just shrug it off.>Greentext wouldn't lie to you, moot made it illegal back in '08.>Applejack approaches, all half-lidded eyes and sultry countryisms.>"Hey there, sugar--">Before she can gain the advantage, you bury an axe in the side of her head.>The pony drops, dead before the dust can stir.>The world becomes silent.>You stand rigid over her body, staring at it.>Your hands no longer grip the haft of the axe, but remain outstretched and quivering, clutching at air.>Applejack's corpse kicks a back leg once or twice before going still forever.>"A-applejack?">Applebloom's voice is small. A few robotic steps forward, but she doesn't get any closer.>"Why'd you do that, mister? Is she gonna be okay? Applejack?">You try once or twice to speak, and when you do your voice cracks."She was meant to... deflect it, or something.">"What?">There are other ponies around you now, some screaming, others vomiting, all of them keeping far back from you. It's hard to hear them over the ringing in your ears.>A pony grabs Applebloom and canters from the scene, getting her away from you.>You remain where you are, unable to tear your gaze from Applejack.>Her eyes are glassy, mouth half open and an expression of vague surprise fixed forever on her young features."But you're magic," you say to her. "You're supposed to be invincible.">Guards arrive. They're pointing spears at you. Unicorns are erecting a barrier around you and you see a familiar spear of violet beyond the shimmering veil indicating Twilight's presence."You've got like... toon physics.">You look again at Applejack. She doesn't move, nor does she offer any retort.>The axe blade wedged deep in her skull and brain remains."You're not supposed to do that. That's not how the stories are supposed to go.">All at once, the barrier shatters, the guards charge you from all sides, and you don't turn to face them as their spears skewer you and your head is wrenched in three full clockwise rotations.>Your own lifeless body slumps next to Applejack's.>But hey, at least you didn't get raped.
>>41660308>"Aww, yiss.">"Fuck around and find out, Veggie-boy."
>>41660405Typical American.Sex is a sin, but violence is just fine.
>>41660405What was cartoony was how fast the guard arrived.
>"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC INSULTS, ANON!!! I. WILL. RAPE. YOU."
>>41660657What OC is that?
>>41660657Hey Fluttershy, I'll let you hump my leg for 5 minutes if you kill this thing
>>41660659Sunny from G%>>41660666Maybe they'll kill each other and we'll be free.
>>41660681Looks like Fluttershy won
>>41660702Have we truly won? Flutterfuck is still alive.
>>41660218WANTED LEVEL CLEARED
>>41660218good luck finding a paint shop in Equestria that accepts monkey bits instead of "monkey bits" for payment
>>41660836I'd rather fuck one of her sisters to be honest
>>41660879Just say Maud, we know it's Maud. It's always Maud.
>>41660879
>>41660894They're all hot. >>41660895What happened to the ponk on the right? She looks messed up.
>>41660905THINK, ANON! You can only choose one! Trying for all 3 will only bring your death!
>>41660915Yeah that's cool, I'm tired of this whole "living" thing anyways.
>>41660920>Wants to die>Wants to die by rapeTruly we are lost...
>"Look girls, Anon came to visit us on page 8!">"We should rape him again!"
>>41661307Not today hags
>>41661307Hold on...isn't that one dead?Oh shit, a revenant! Run everyone!
>>41660894>>41660905Both shy and kudere girls do it for me, I can't decide between Marble and Maud
>>41661901Well one is already taken and the other has a heart attack if you approach her
>>41662206Which just leaves Limestone....We should make a green where pinkie is the rapist, only for Anon to fall in love with Limestone, the only pie sister scary enough to put Pinkie in her place.Also Jesus Christ the 15 minute delay on first time post is pain, as being a disgusting part-time phone poster, my IP changes relatively frequently.
>>41661794She time travelled just to meet you
>>41662548Just ask the parents to make a fifth filly and marry that one. Surely probability will make one that isn’t a complete disaster like the rest of the Pie sisters.
>>41662206>one is already takenwasn't her, Maud would never ditch her sister. Changeling Maud for that entire episode
>>41663039If anything, probability is pretty damn high they'll have another neurotic filly. They have a 100% neurotic run so far, it's unlikely to not be neurotic.
>>41662899Pear Butter never actually died, she traveled forward in time to find Anon. AJ isn't sure how she feels about this.
>>41663374I’m sure Pinkie was going to be normal if it wasn’t for Dash’s gay rainbow explosion.
>>41663374>5th filly is so normal it's bizarre >rapes anyway>>41663693>Rainbow radiation makes all the ponies crazy Like lead pipes in Rome, or whatever.
>>41663693She was gonna be the sad one.
You will submit to meanshy!https://files.catbox.moe/5n25a0.png
>>41664002i'll do no such thing, but you just know her bitterness will fit right in on this site. which board would bullyshy frequent the most? What would she argue about?what would her go-to slur be?
