Signups are over, ya blew it. Latecoomers will open on the 15th.Secret Santa is back in action!Come celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are.>How’s this thing work?Read the FAQ!The short form:Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!Click a link at: https://horsemas.anonfilly.com/Schedule of events and deadlines:Oct Past: Signup doc goes live.Oct 31st at 11:59pm CST: Signups close. NO EXCEPTIONS.Nov 1st onwards: Gift assignments will be given out. After gift assignments are finalised card assignments will be given out, please be patient.Dec 1st - 10th is the latest suggested mailing period. Consider mailing on the early side if you’re shipping internationally.Latecomers: November 15FAQ here : https://fag.anonfilly.com/Have thoughts/suggestions? The suggestion box is here: https://reeeeeee.anonfilly.com/Coordinator email for comments/concerns/general inquiries: ponyclausmlp@gmail.comCard Ambassador and assistant dragon supreme: thecardslut@gmail.com>BUT IT’S NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET! REEEEEEEEEEEE!Holy shit, anon, this is the best time in the whole event! Post WIPs! Discuss gift ideas! Get to know your santee! Sneak into their house. Sniff their dirty clothes hamper! Practice a craft! Waiting for stuff to arrive in the mail? Write a song or a green. Draw something for your santee. Pass out some (you)s to some nice gifts or content. Lick your santees gifts. Run a giveaway. Have fun!Be sure to check in regularly to keep communication good. You don’t need to address your santee with a nametag on if you’d rather it be a SECRET santa, but it’s probably a good idea to make a check in post with your nametag on every once in a while to make sure your Santa knows you’re around and alive.Previous Thread: >>41641145
>>41649141I guess I probably should've changed the line about latecoomers. Ah well.
Trigy
A quick repst in the new thread.>>41643377 Fillycakes, I've got all but two things ordered and most of a smol craft planned. Two main questions remain to hint/throw off the trail.One, how do you feel about large fabric things of pony? I want to know your sentiment on towels, blankets, bathrobes, etc.Two, if I can't find a shirt length on a design site (i.e. LT vs Large), shall I default to Large or XL?P.S. One of the things I'm trying to obtain is coming in from across the pond. I'm got my hooves and feathers crossed that it wont be delayed., But rest assured, you'll be getting 1/2 to 2/3rds your physical cheer by horsemas.
>>41649141>watermarkI was just going to minimize this thread but even then the fucking shit of OP file triggers me.
>>41649141OP is a faggot
gonna say again because I posted just as the thread le diedProper Package this is your santa, there's something I want to do, but I need to know if you have any plushes, more specifically any plushes of your waifus
previous post >>41634542not going to post all the pictures, because its only mostly related, but I made my own vacuum chamber. I need it to pull air out for the pony mold that was made for my santee.also made it big enough for other casting projects. hopefully it doesn't oceangate.I also really reallllllly hope my santee likes the gifts. I'm putting tons of effort into this just so I can cast a pony or two out of wax (or something) for my santee.Spent around $500 on this project so far. lol.
>>41649202megabased
Reposting for The Honourable Mare Winkington of Canter upon Trot - yes or no on the satin ribbon on the exterior of your present?
Putting this out for any Leaf who didn't see this last threadCanada Post is FUCKED and on strike
>>41649225Wait. What if I'm shipping from outside North America to Canada?
>>41649232Better use like Fed Ex because Canada post won't deliver
>>41649225Oh nu i have to send a guy a card there
Alright, so Texas meetup ponies, have we settled on Austin Eastciders for Dec. 7th?
repost because catbox decided to fuck with the svg again>>41645860together weather, your drawing is finished, hope you like it, it was fun trying to draw the wingsclean version: https://files.catbox.moe/9n602k.svg
Game Giveaway Time!To claim a code you'll:0. Read this entire post before doing anything.1. Read the replies to the post first to see which games have already been claimed.2a. Post in the thread With Your Name On and state which game you want, so that other Anons are aware that a game is being claimed by a fellow Horsemas participant AND so I know to expect an email from you.2b. Afterwards, as an engagement check and anti-bot measure, you must also answer my question, either in-thread (highly encouraged) or in the email if you'd prefer to keep it secret for some reason.3. Finally, send me an email mentioning your /ss/ name and the game you're claiming. It doesnt matter if you've emailed before, I need both in the body of the email, though if you have a dedicated /ss/ email that works too for the name.>If you're planning on signing up for latecoomers, unfortunately you'll have to wait to get a name.<This thread's game drops are:First Class TroubleDisciples: LiberationIn Sound MindEmily is Away <3Crown TrickDescendersINDUSTRIA>The more games that are claimed, the more new ones get added for the next thread<Every thread you can claim one game, so to the Anon that claimed a game last thread, you can claim another now!Email for claiming (follow the instructions above): foggynightmlp@gmail.comAnd for this thread's question: You wake up in an empty room with two doors, between them stand two Linkys, and a sign. The sign reads "One Linky always lies, the other always tells the truth. Behind the doors there are two paths. One leads to Equestria, the other back to Earth. You may ask one Linky one question to find out which door is the one to Equestria." What is your question?Hardmode: The Linkys are unaware of the other, and asking what the other would say simply results in them answering "What other Linky?" Complete this challenge for your waifu to be standing at the altar waiting on her groom, (You), when you pass through the door.PSA: Do not use any cock.li (this includes horsefucker) emails. They're autofiltered by google.
>>41649304I dont need a game but I think you're a cool dude for doing this
>>41648261Any bonkles. Although admittedly my heart belongs to the 2001-2003 era, with a bit of Metru Nui in there too. The first comics I ever read were the free comics that were included in every other LEGO magazine.But I'm a simple man; I'd be happy with a McToran. I actually have a lot of fond memories of those. Man, you showed up to school with a McToran, and you were fuckin' hot shit.>>41648263>>41648268Keeping it pony is definitely best, but I've tossed bonkles on my wishlist every year for the last 5 Secret Santas as a wild card. So far, no bonks.I've always felt like fans of bonks and fans of poners are brothers in autism. Or at least, distant cousins in autism. Plus, the movies have a Canadian voice cast, so there's a ton of voice actor crossover.
It’s aquarium time, beeeatches. Visit Santa Pone at:Neighborhood.horse
>>41649355>keep going through a cycle of losing and finding my flame BohrokFuckers are the coolest shit ever and no one ever puts the teeth in correctly, you always flip it for fangs
>>41649372"flame bohrok"Say Tahnok's name, fucker, you should remember these things.
>>41649265>name is spelled wrong on the cupkek
>>41649265May I politely recommend you study some facial structure to improve your snout, eye, and ear placement and proportions.
>>41649381If I cant even remember where it is, how can I remember its name?Anyway the fact they're robobugs that live in hives now have me thinking of a Chrysalis that stores Bohrok in her legholes as extra members of her hive.
>>41649435Maybe it's just my autism that I can remember so much shit about Bionicle, think that was my first autistic obsession. I had Takanuva and Makuta, the Exo Suit, all the Toa Mata and Toa Nuva, just really got into all that shit. Even the books, was fucking awesome. Eventually my mom kinda longhoused me into not asking her for more Bionicle sets. Wish I hadn't, now that I actually have money I'd buy more.
>>41649443>having enough money to buy lego as an adultImpossible.
reposting for Pin Puller>>41649395
Alright, updating the item given feedback.>What am I giving away?5 anonfilly zippos. The main faces on both sides have the same image. Note: one of them is the v1 version without the clover/reee'ing filly/aligned faces>How do I get it?Reply to this post with your name and post a short story about the holidays. It can be anything from a funny event at a gathering to a shitpost story. Just have fun with it.Running until Tuesday 12am Pacific next week.Current entries will be logged here:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ZcSYjkKwfCZpQP2bmQjO5zr5cUDj6AnSN0ou0PIcS84/edit?usp=sharing
>>41649159>>41648681sorry and also checked >>41643377
>>41649447I do software engineering, so I don't have a GF but I have a disposable income.
>>41649304oh thats easy, i could just ask a retardedly simple question like "do we use air to breathe" and that'll wittle it down. i was gonna originally say just run in the closest cause that's 50/50, but hell if im accepting those odds for the love of my lifein any case ill get industria please, these games will most likely sit in my inventory until i get to them after my binging of childhood titles, but i at least know they'll actually be played unlike the rest of these titlesshould i keep being the only retard to routinely say anything though, i feel like id be obligated to start clearin it upbut then what if someone who actually wants those games just hasnt seen the post yet?...damn my overthinking
>>41649455HELL YES YOU'RE NOT A GHOSTdo you have any plushies or relics
>>41649461I assume you're giving one lighter to five separate winners, not five lighters to one anon?>be me a few years ago>family gathered around the christmas tree opening gifts >we're doing it one by one so everyone can see how people react>also to just savor the moment and make it not end in a big rush>my turn>tiny but heavy gift box>it's a little case of magnetic beads>play with them a bit>gf puts two on my ear so they pinch and form an earring of sorts>dangle a bunch more beads off those two pinched on my ear>repeat on other side>I repeat with a nose ring>everyone's laughing and taking pictures>I'm trying not to sneeze>sneeze anyway>magnetic beads go flying everywhere>good timesWe almost decided not to do gift giving this year because it's gotten so commercialized, but I convinced them it's still worth doing. They (our parents and grandparents) didn't realize how much we (me and the rest of my generation) still enjoyed it. Christmas is what (You) make of it. It doesn't have to be a commercialized affair if you don't want it to be. Do whatever the fuck you want, not what the TV commercials tell you you should be doing. Like, if you want to decorate your tree with halloween stuff, go right ahead you spooky motherfucker and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>41649502>I assume you're giving one lighter to five separate winners, not five lighters to one anon?Yep. May make more assuming the order of 20 zippos that I made comes fast enough. Have to say, it takes about 1 hr per zippo so any more will be made depending on my mood.
>>41649406that's not a bad recommendation, I'll try practicing faces more, thanks for the feedback
>>41649501This is my pony shelf. I have a couple other things around the house but nothing quite as big
We're so back. After dialing in my settings and tweaking some of the orientations and supports, she's finally done printing! Given I got more resin that I thought due to a buy one get one sale for black friday, I might host a giveaway for another pony of choice (painted, of course) after my santee's gift is done and sent.
>main gift item was bought on ebay>said it'd be here on 11/9>still haven't seen packageI'm mad as fuck
>>41649263Austin on Dec. 7th yeshaven't decided on exact location yet.an anon is going to look for a place this weekend.
>>41649492Anon, with this question you would find out which Linky always lies and which one tells the truth, but it doesn't give any information about the doors. How are you going to find out which door leads to Equestria?
So I have some very unfortunate news for Amber Glow the Kirin. There is a possible chance that someone stole my package that was a part of the gift I was gonna send to you. It was legit the last fucking piece I needed before I sent it to you. I will keep you updated. Apparently it might be here on the 18th. Even though it said it was delivered and the key for packages for the community mailbox was in my mailbox. (I'm so mad rn bro)
Hey Forging Fire, just checkin in to let you know I am still workin on your gift. There may be one item that might not make it on time, but I will do my best to get everything to you by Christmas.
>>41649222Hmm, that's fancy. Sure, let's go with the ribbon.
Alright frens, time for a bigger giveaway! It's a 32oz/~1L insulated stainless steal water bottle with a full body Twinkleshine engraving! This was more of a test engraving since I'd like to expand pass just doing wallets, and is the first bottle I have worked with. Twinkleshine turned out pretty well in my opinion.>How do I enter?Since this is a bigger item, I am gonna be a little harsher with entries. I'd like you to draw Twinkleshine! It doesn't have to be crazy and /bale/ style entries are certainly welcome. Extreme low effort stickmares won't qualify, but it certainly doesn't have to be high skilled if you're new to drawing.Since I also am really fond of another white and pink mare we're married even ^:), I will give two entries to anyone who draws Tolly from the With Tolerance ARG. You can find references for her here: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/1_9knzx-bc9DsV-lWAKwdLJU2JaCs9FB9Reply to this post (or the following ones as we go through threads) with your entry drawing with your holiday ID on, and I'll get you added to the list of entries>How will a winner be picked?By random choice via pickerwheel, which I'll screen record and share with the thread when the time comes to pick a winner>What's the deadline?Hmm, let's say November 24th at 11:59PM CST>Current entries:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pdxxgql7k-4UfT39G9XGVUtkt7I9dZBrQOUI7DTTK_U
>>41649181I have MANY plushies, sadly no waifu ones though!
>>41649594I ordered something moderately pricey on ebay and the guy hasn't even shipped it yet, it's been 9 days...
>>41649461>Be me >Be me near Christmas too> Playing an ttrpg thats Christmas themed with friends>Main plot Christmas is taking over the rest of the year and now it is year round.>Elves are taking children and were fucked.>Get roped into playing 2 characters decide to combine them into a Skizo who I shift personalities when a new scene starts and I roll odds or evens ona d6>Story ends im last alive somehow and trying to climb up murder santas giant pile of gifts at a mall trying to kill him to stop the maddness.>nah he only smiledStay away from sharpened candy canesAndMerry horsemas everyone!
>>41648126>Loving Light, Security Breach, Liquorice Tea and Proper PackageAll sent! Hope Security Breach is alive
>>41649355^:) hope you like what iget u then other than that whrre are the card assignments?
>>41649461>be me>spending chrimmus time with family>fuck it up real bad>like real bad>spend chrimmus alone ever since>at least I have you fags and a gift to look for
Good morning and thank you all for joining us again today! This sure is a great time of year, isn't it? I think one of the things that makes it so special are all the special people that we get to spend it with. So let's keep making friends and support each other this holiday season!
>>41650239I HATE THE ANTICHRIST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOOOOOD MORNING CELESTIA AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>41649932Name of TTRPG????? That sounds fucking sick.
>>41650236Well, I hope things will get better for you, anon. I'll put down your post as an entry unless you've already entered beforehand.
>>41650249Feel free to, but it was not an entirely true story and I'm not giving you a name.
>>41649551I love seeing everyone's collections. I love that acrylic stand, the art is so cute. My pony shelf isn't too big either. I keep my plushies in another location.
>>41650236You make it sound like you burnt down the house with your family in it.
Are the card assignments going out soon? I wanted to start working on cards this weekend.
>>41650262>Dragonriders of PernHell yeah. I read that entire series when I was in high school (or at least all of it that I could find at the library)
>>41650262>Stardustdidn't realize it was a book first
>>41649492Code sentTo anyone thinking you need a correct answer, you dont, I'll share one of the hardmode answers I've learned in next thread. I'm more interested in what what answers people have found or come up with, including creative ones.
>>41649461every year me and my half sister would decorate the christmas tree, my sister got pink ornaments and i got blue. One year i wanted to put up pink ones and me and my sister started arguing about how the pink ones are hers and i have to do blue and i was arguing back that i was tired of always being blue, the argument got so heated that we started wrestling. we were fighting so hard that we knocked down the christmas tree and it broke my moms favorite ash tray. from then on we only used white ornaments to decorate the tree, but we still found ways to fight over it.
>>41649461Thank you for this opportunity, I hunger to light my fag with a fag.
>>41650421Got a name and a story to share? As long as you have a quick story about the holidays (can be anything really), I'll put you down as an entry.
>>41650278I got a card assignment two days ago.Also, IRL had to miss like a week of threads/Santa-ing, but I'm back on track.
>>41650427I'm already entered, just wanted to say thank you again. You bring some serious giveaway game to the thread each year.
>>41649304I'm gonna absolutely steal your idea and you can't stop me. I have multiple years of keys remaining from the Humble Monthly Bundles so maybe someone will want them. For some reason I feel the urge to help out even more than I already have for things. All codes are obtained through Humble.To claim a code you'll:0. Look at this entire post before doing anything. Reading only required if you are literate.1. Read the replies to the post first to see which games have already been claimed.2a. Post in the thread With Your Name On and state which game you want, so that other Anons are aware that a game is being claimed by a fellow Horsemas participant AND so I know to expect an email from you.2b. Afterwards, as an engagement check and anti-bot measure, you must also answer my question, either in-thread (highly encouraged) or in the email if you'd prefer to keep it secret for some reason.3. Finally, send me an email mentioning your /ss/ name and the game you're claiming. It doesnt matter if you've emailed before, I need both in the body of the email, though if you have a dedicated /ss/ email that works too for the name.>If you're planning on signing up for latecoomers, unfortunately you'll have to wait to get a name. Git rekt.<This thread's game drops are:Overcooked 2 + Too Many Cooks + Surf 'n' Turf PackStrugglingFrog Detective 1+2 (both are short so they're just going to be slapped together)Song of Horror Complete EditionThe Wild EightIris And The GiantBoomerang Fu>If no one is interested in any of the games, I'll cycle them out after a thread or two<Every thread you can claim one game, so to the Anon that claimed a game last thread, you can claim another now! Except it's impossible because this is the first one.Email for claiming (follow the instructions above): spicethegingerbread@gmail.comAnd for this thread's question: You wake up after a long bender and realize (You) are now the owner of a fancy chariot, a new man-sized house in that it is a house that is precisely in the shape of (You) T-posing, and have a massive bag of bits spilling over that you used as an ill-fitted pillow. "Well we found him. Geeze, who let you drink again?" Who is most disappointed yet aware that you shouldn't drink equine alcohol?Hardmode: What did you drink, how much do you think it was, and who pissed your pants?PSA: Do not use any cock.li (this includes horsefucker) emails. They're autofiltered by google.
>>41650246Sure it was 10 Candles the games original plot is the sun is going out and everyone is destined to die no matter what. We had changed the setting and apocalypse because its a pretty versitile system. Always a good time but it can get pretty heavy.
>>41650330They're great! I started reading them in high school as well. I read a lot of fantasy novels.>>41650347I love this book, but I feel like the ending of the movie was better. Book is still worth a read though.
>>41650454And hopefully I'll have a few more items to hand out a bit later as well. I should be getting an accessory for my rotary tool so I'll be playing around with some new images for water bottles. Hoping to have a Twi, Flutters, AJ and Ponks available to give out; but I'm still looking for good pics for AJ and Twi and Ponks. The hard part is finding an image that either a) vectorizes to black and white well or b) is already monochrome that can be converted.These are the image candidates for bottles I have at the moment:FS: https://cdn.ponybooru.org/img/view/2022/3/13/3062660.jpg (current consideration)https://cdn.ponybooru.org/img/view/2020/7/23/659582.pngAJ: https://cdn.ponybooru.org/img/view/2020/7/27/1129713.jpghttps://ponerpics.org/img/view/2017/2/6/1356226.pngTwi: https://ponerpics.org/img/view/2020/11/3/2480922.png (with watermark removed)https://ponerpics.org/img/view/2019/4/7/2005714.pngPonks: https://ponerpics.org/img/view/2018/10/18/1859415.jpegIf you or anyone else has any suggestions on images, do let me know.
>>41650509Oh man both those floots are heckin' great.
>>41650514Still need to apply them to a bottle to see if I think they're good enough though. Lots of work left to do.
>>41650518Bless your hobbies for they interest me and seem fun.
>>41649606Alright, keep us posted
>>41650501>I read a lot of fantasy novels.Same desu, especially if there's dragons involved. Some stuff I've read recently:>Natural History of Dragons>Novice Dragoneer>Ascendant (by Michael Miller)>Heralds of Valdemar - has the same kind of telepathic bonding thing as in Pern, except instead of dragons, it's magical super-horses>Buried Deep (Naomi Novik's new anthology) - includes two stories set in the world of Temeraire, one where Marcus Aurelius becomes a dragon rider, and one that's an alternate version of Pride and Prejudice where Elizabeth Bennet is a dragon captain>Fourth Wing - actual dogshit book, do not read - don't be fooled by the misleading marketing like I was, or by its insane popularity
>>41650236What did you do?
I need to practice my /bale/ level art skills before I get my card assignments, so respond to this if you want art of your holiday ID, or your spaghetti oc, and I’ll see about drawing you!
Cant show this on a christian discussion board...
>>41650484Thanks, man.
>>41650595>Traanshyno thanks
>>41650581I love /bale/ level art!
>>41650480Overcooked 2 please, Twilight, she's always disappointed.
>>41650602I'm going to be so glad in a decade when the tranny nonsense is dead and we can finally go back to having traps, dickgirls, and futa without retards crying about troons.
What is a latecoomer to do?
>>41649141First part of santee's gift arrived! Now just need to wait for the others so i can wrap them!
2 days remaining edition. >What can one get?A smol Chibi Pony Plushie. You've got a chance of getting Ponk, AJ, Derpy, Shy, or Rara. >How does one enter? Draw a picture of my favorite NEET femcolt Synthwave. https://ponybooru.org/images/3447144?q=oc%3Asynthwave Be sure to use your Holiday ID.>When Does it EndThe Winners will Randomly be Picked on November 18th. >How does it work? Feel like I need to clarify this. On the 18th I will do a drawing for each of the 5 available plushies. If not specified you will be automatically entered for a chance to win each individual plush, if you are only trying for a specific mare(s) please let me know and you will only be entered into those drawings. >List of Entrants?https://ponepaste.org/10475
>>41650641Should be good to go.
>Why yes, I'm finally done procrastinating and am ordering shit that won't arrive on time, how could you tell?/merch/ is ded so I'll ask here: NatyHandmadeReliable? High enough quality? Any other experiences?I actually already have enough stuff for a gift so if shit don't get to me on time it's not that big a deal.
>>41650815Much thanks for the game giveaway!
>>41650634Here you go! Google said a notch was a v-shaped cut, so I hid 8 in her designI’m not great at coloring, but if you have a palette in mind I’ll try my best
>>41650851Wow, love how it went sideways. Very cool
>>41650480ITS TOO LATEI HAVE ALREADY DRAWN MYSELF AS THE FARCHAD AND YOU AS THE GINGERJAK
>>41650891Jawline reminds me of Charles II
>>41650832Can you say what you're looking to have made?
>>41650514>unironically saying "heckin"sure is Secret Santa in here
>>41650899Lord Farquaad, from the scene he interrogates GingyI didnt set the jaw line back far enough
>>41650785Here’s your cutie patoot, please put me in for abblejack
>>41650278Yeah I'm a little concerned about it myself.
>>41650906A Derp.
>>41650430You exist! Yay!This complicates things.It might not be too late for me to start over on some stuff, so if you wouldn't mind answering some questions:Are their any plushies you already own that you don't want duplicates of? Unspoiler if you want as this isn't much of a spoiler - I've already ordered something, but if you already have that and don't want duplicates, I will try to get something else.And second question - you ARE over the age of 18 (obviously, but just checking) and not forbidden from possessing anything out of the ordinary for someone in your state, right? If you'd rather not say or think this is too weird to answer, you can just tell me you want something normal. I've already started on the normal present, but might be able to swap and get the other thing done.If you don't want to answer either question, just call me a fed - WHICH I OBVIOUSLY AM NOT - and I'll continue with what I've already started.
>>41650968>/mlp/ presents: A Very Merry ATF Raid
>>41650978
>>41650968This is my first go at /ss/, so I will be happy with literally anything you get me, but appreciate your asking! I don't own very many plushes, so odds on you duping anything are extremely low, and what I do have I'd be very fine with dupes of.I am not prohibited from owning anything that normal people aren't, to my understanding.
>>41650968To clarify: me being able to possess... normally-possessable things doesn't mean you have to go for anything you're unsure of, but like I said, would probably like whatever I get!
Okie dokie Texas folkie, I'm heading out to scout Austin meetup locations now. I'll be checking Lala's Little Nugget, Eastcider, and Make at Rosie. Looking at their scheduled events, Make at Rosie would likely have to be a part-day gift-crafting thing, followed by moving to Dragon's Lair for hanging out, nerdery, and the wide range of restaurants in the immediate vicinity.Open to scouting other locations as well, so respond to this post if the internet has convinced you that [x] is the ideal place instead.How many people are we expecting? I'm going to tell the places 10-12, but realistically won't be surprised if only 6 people to show up.
>>41651024>>41651050Nice. Good stance on duplicate plushies. I think I'll try to finish up what I've started, since from your response that would probably be of more use to you, and if there's time afterwards see if I can get the wacky thing done.
>>41650989
Heyo what's the story on latecoomers?
>>41651183The latecomer sign ups are a trap. We dox everyone who shows up late in the thread
>>41650858Very cute! She does already have a design but I am happy to add this to her folder. I appreciate it!
>>41650907Heck life
>signed up for 5-10 cards>already the 16th>no assignment
>>41651201Same boat, anon. I'm sure we'll get them this weekend.
>>41650595Its not christian board. Send us full. Can be link to https://catbox.moe/ >>Verification not required.
>>41650480Oooh! I'd like to claim Iris and the Giant! And to answer, I'd probably say either Berry Punch or Rarity.
Do we have to call out our cardee?
Hey Dusty Bin, quick question for you. You tell me that you have two "main gorls", could you elaborate a bit more on what that means to you and how you came to like them? Are they your fav ponies? Best frens? Waifu? Waifus?I'm experimenting with a creative idea I had today that may or may not work, would be helpful to have a bit more context and autism material to workshop it with.
Hello Gimmel I have just about everything ready just need to get the card whipped up and make a swanky box. Still have my Secret Santa box from 2021 that has loads of pony stuff on it and it's been my chest for the most cherished of my pony loot.
>>41650278>>41650430>>41650939i have received an email from card slut and what i got is that he is busy or ovewhelmed with the card assignments. do not lose hope, its going to happen soon!
Pine Peaks, do you wear pony stuff regularly/in public? Nothing definitive hinging on this yet just wondering
>>41649551thank you now i know what to do kek
>>41651070yeah, I would expect 6-12 ppl probably.curious how your search went.
Aunt AntimacassarExpect a card in a bit
>>41651405>spoilerI don't usually condone jinxing.HOWEVER...
>>41651764wait fuck I meant grinchinghow'd I get jinxing?
>>41651405Very well, I shall let the autism flow and elaborate a bit more on the why and how of my "main gorls" Rarity and Derpy, and what exactly I see in them.Back when the show first started, I was drawn to Rarity as she is a silly, sassy lassy while also doing her best to remain classy, prim and proper to the eyes of the public, which is a character archetype I've always enjoyed, and why is remains as my fave main 6 character (It's kind of a tight tier list frankly). As the show went on and Derpy started to get a bit more traction in the fandom, she very quickly became my fave background pony, since I also quite like ditsy blondes too and her antics in the show were always amusing.Years later, I find myself more aligned with Derpy in a more grounded sense, since we both work the postal service gig, we're both not always the sharpest knife in the draw and tend to be looked down on for it, but we do our best with what we got. Rarity of course holds the same special place she's always had, but the background pony does ever so slightly outrank her.TLDR; They're both my fave pone's. Rarity is my best main 6 gorl, and Derpy is my best background gorl/overall best gorl.If you need me to elaborate some more, I'm always lurking and ready to get into it.
Card assignments are in!!! WOOO!
Got my card assignments this afternoon, hello to Cracked Calabash, Quivering Cloaca the Griffon, Hump Yard, Banjo Boogie, and Chikun of the Sea! I am psyched to draw up some pictures for you all.I have some questions for a few of you because i am an autist and perfectionist.Cracked Calabash, do you prefer Thorax in his pre-metamorphosis form or post-metamorphosis? Or does it not matter too much to you.Hump Yard, do you prefer unicorn twi or alicorn twi? Are there any snowpone characters in particular that you enjoy?Banjo Boogie, you mentioned having an original character but no art. Is there a description of your character I can work with? Should i make one based off of your holiday ID? You also mentioned liking RDP Rainbow Dash. Do you like canon Dash too? Feel free to let me know if there are other characters you like as well.
>>41651070>>41651740Just got home. Have good news and bad news.New city ordinances shut down many of the local brewery taphouses earlier this year. I thought Eastcider had escaped that fate, but nope.Lala's Little Nugget is boring. Besides being a Christmas-themed bar, it has nothing going for it. If we want a bar, I'd rather head to Nosh and Bevy or Jackalope.Make at Rosie is more of a crafting makerspace than a SRS BIZNUSS industrial makerspace, so probably perfect. Got a decent laser cutter, several sewing machines, some old 3d printers, and plenty of supplies. Owners weren't there, so I have to go back tomorrow to check with them about membership/orientation/private rental/etc, but seems promising. It definitely can't be a whole day thing there, but it's close to a variety of other places to move the meet to: two game stores, several bars, and a variety of restaurants.
>>41651796Thanks for elaborating. I get the general impression that your feelings toward them are more of a best friends type, rather than full on waifu? Do correct me if I'm wrong on that.>sassy [...] classy, prim and properTraits that I as a fellow Brit also hold myself to.>we both work the postal service gigI already figured that from your previous posts, good to have it confirmed as I have an idea loosely related to that.>we're both not always the sharpest knife in the draw and tend to be looked down on for itNot too badly I hope, don't sell yourself short. >elaborate some moreI'll happily take any extra context/autism you're comfortable sharing, as much or as little as you'd like. I already have most of the big stuff worked out for you but it can still be tailored more in the finer details. May even inspire something new I previously hadn't thought of.
>>41649265Thank you! I quite like her. Sometimes we all need a bit of coffee to get out there and go about our days, especially as it gets colder. It's funny, I only recently became a habitual coffee sort of pony.
>>41650912I think you get a chance at each
>>41651900Of course! Not often I get to talk about it in great detail to anyone, so it's nice to do that here.I think that about sums my feelings up nicely, yeah, though if I were the sort to have a waifu, it could only be Derpy.
>>41649171autism
so I'm getting nothing right, no cards?
>>41612174Hey Santa. Sorry I'm been MIA, been a lot of shit going on in my life.I'd prefer full vegan if it ain't too much trouble for you.
>>41649572Ayy, i've got the same resin printer.Glad to hear plans are going good anon.
>>41639039Hey brutha! No allergies! Sorry I’ve been gone; super busy with school as of late
>>41652044faggot, imagine not eating meat, nigger looks like a vampire twig.
>>41649355If you were my Santee, I’d send you my Karzahni just for asking about bonks.
>>41649653Ah that's a pain, I hope it was just late!
So who's going to be getting one of these this year?
Could you imagine living in "Great" Britain?I'd genuinely kill myself, but then I'd realize there's no towers tall enough or enough length on my rope license to properly carry it through. How depressing.No wonder they all hate themselves.
>>41652113If we pray hard enough, Bar Brawl will get a redemption arc through the magic of friendship and jolly spirit
it occurs to me that I need to draw ponies on these cards and I don't fucking know how to draw
>>41652113Maybe, but da mare are so hot for me.They take one whif of me and say."Damn! He smells herby and stinky like us."
Crazy that there wasnt a Chuckles yet
I've been gathering things this week for my santee and stuff, but tonight? Tonight is time to bake. I'm testing changing the amount of eggs /butter in my pumpkin bread for work folks tonight.> 4 of your 5 card assignments are cool with food.Those 4 are gonna be surprised by pumpkin bread next week. That being said, Almond Heart, you're one of my cardees this year. I may slip a few extra stickers in your card, but might you be alright with a 3-5lb brick of pumpkin bread? I'd rather ask before springing it on you.
>>41652167holy fuck my santee is. poor bastard thought he was getting bonkles lmao
What are you guys gonna do if you get peanut’d
>>41652364laugh at the ironing since I'm peanuting someone in addition to their gift
>>41652018IncorrectCaptcha: YAK0K
Got my card assignments!Time to be anxious over them and treat them like they'll make or break my cardees' Christmases!
>>41652423>Bonus Points: draw everypony they mentioned on one card without labeling who each one is>Cardees that wrote a fucking thesis of OCs:
>>41652423My plan is to get my hooves on some cheap ass cards at the dollar store, and then fire up Paint.NET for some glorious horse photoshops that I will print off and tape to the cards as well as the envelopes, either completely hiding what the original card was or only letting a small part of it remain.Picrel is just one example of what happened when I discovered how to operate multiple layers and transparency, and that was years ago. It's like a window into 2020, but all of the most retarded parts...Cards are probably going to be a lot less shitposty though, idk, not sure how I'm gonna do any of it yet. I'd want to focus on their favorite ponies for sure, so perhaps I'd look for an image of [favorite horse] that looks memeable and then fuck it up with [other favorite horses] in Paint.NET and see where I end up.
dashie leaks here! I hav a neet surpize for evrywon regardiing pony claws…
>>41652453GET THE FUCK OUT
>>41652463I don't care who the ponies send, I am not being friendly.
Needed to draw her again cuz she pretty
halfway done with my gift, and finished up 2 cards so far. how we feeling bros?
>>41652520forgot my name like a retard
>>41652338
>>41652520I’m doing pretty dandy! Got my gift all figured out, so I just need to get the stuff packed up and ready to ship when that comes around.
>>41649719No worries if somethings a little late.
>>41652520im not going to ride my name because i dont want to scare my santee as i am a horrible procrastinator, everything i have in mind needs cash i currently dont have and so far today i have 2 styrofoam peanut pony attempts that i will not show out of shamebut i do not worry, as every single santee ive had for however many fucking years this thing has existed have been happy, and i will fucking make it work
Canada post is fucking gay. Sorry about late cards this year!
>Matte Finish>Calico Apron>Worm on a String>Shed Bash Sweater>Hump Yard>Blizzard Boop>Bunny Bakes>Piping Hot >Pine Peaks>Quilting Circle>Moon Cup the Batpony>Banjo Boogie>Green Glowie>Sun Kink>Cookie Kiln>Peperomia The Changeling>Cauliflower Custard>Pasture Bedtime>Kettle CormYou will be receiving card autism from me. Expect cheer
I don't understand the point of cards. What are they supposed to do? Are they supposed to transport stickers? Is it a personalized message? It does not compute with my autism
>>41652572I hope Canada post has a very fuck off, die and get absolutely nothing they are asking for in the agreement this year
>>41650522Well, I have an idea of what it'll look like but I'm a bit upset at myself for running the wrong burn settings for this bottle. It looks ok but I'm not quite satisfied with it just yet.
>>41652626anon thats fucking awesome i want one
>>41652627It's not quite ready yet. I'm still screwing around with the power settings (and I used the wrong laser type on my 2 laser machine). Hopefully I can dial it in soon.
I know who you are now. Prepare yourself!
>>41652629I've been looking for a new water bottle since all of mine are busted, so hell fuckin' yeah I would carry a pony bottle around with me
Okay, I know the images have been shit, so here's a video for you guys. Carving is mostly done. Still have to make the head and lacquer it all.
>>41652710Looks fucking awesome dude
>prebought some cards to edit with some ideas >only one of them will work based on cardees and the ponies they likeLooks like a fully handmade year for most of them then
If you're not doing ALL of these:>drawing every single character listed under favorites>drawing a /ss/ oc>handcrafting with love>adding in extra stuff like stickers/magnets/ornaments>drawing porn of every single character listed under favorites and of the /ss/ OC (for those open to lewd)Then you should be prepared for your cardee to have a horrible holiday since you ruined it.
>>41651841I can't believe I didn't mention but Big Gay Deer Thorax is the form I have in my mind.I haven't got card assignments yet! But it doesn't even matter because I can't mail them! Hahahahahahaha Canada Post your soooooo funny.
>>41652624Please tell me you have an alternate way to send your mass autism
Would it be OK to add something from one of my favorite hobbies to share to my Santee? Like a set of TTRPG dice and tray?
>card assignmentswow, there's a lot more women in /ss/ than I thought
>>41652792Transgender Nonnys for sure, you know the old saying your a Nazi or your Transgender if you like MLP for a extended period of time
>>41652300Sure, that seems alright. Thank you.
>>41652775As long as you have 20$ worth of ideas to put towards pony wishlist related things anything extra is fine, might be confusing though.Like I get your impulse we all know we like pony here so it's natural to want to see if you and another anon have other things in common.
>>41646425>She's looking forward to meeting youAnon I - I'm looking forward to meeting her too!
>>41652811Send a (You) if you also cuddle your waifu plush as you watch Star Trek!
>>41652811Oh I hit that week 1 easily. This is just am add on. Of course the Dice will match their favorite pony.
>>41652615Trying to explain emotional value to an autist is like trying to explain what a color looks like to a blind person. I don't think you're going to find a satisfying answer.And I am now concerned about your motives for participating in this event, but as long as you can fake it like any autist worth his salt, I guess that's what matters
>>41652817>painted up some wooden cubes for pony themed dice>realize I need to clearcoat them or risk chipping>tomorrow is the only day warm enough to do it outside
>>41652615>what's the point of cheer?>to show someone you care, that they're not alone, that small gestures are wonderful with thought behind them?
>>41652615Imagine, if you will (you CAN visualize the apple, right?) Like I'm sending cheerful message on this board just for you, and that makes you feel good and special. But instead of on the internet, I write it on piece of cardboard and send it to your home address.
>>41652751>>drawing every single character listed under favoritesanon i listed like 50 characters>>41652771If it was pre-2001 she could just pop below for an hour or two, but alas, the government treats everyone like a criminal now.
>>41652141It was stolen. I'm sorry this happened. I'll try to think of something else to get you to replace it. I'll let you know what you could've gotten in my little letter because I thought it would've been funny. Also, where is my Santa. I just wanna see if they are alive!
>I wouldn't consider driving over an hour and a half just to snag some Boardwalk Taffy for my SanteeR-Right?
>>41649461god i hope i win, im out of lighters but i got a $15 voucher for a turkey, im going to fry that bitch, and im nearly out of lighters to light the fire under it. (im drunk and stressed right now)
>>41652908nearly out of lighters**, one or two kind of makes a flame.
>>41652858>Anon orders a 40lb box of horse semen for his santee>It gets stolen
>>41652858>Anon orders special edition horse dildo from bad dragon >it gets stolen
>>41652912>>41652922Damn bros I wonder how the fuck you guys knew what I was getting for my santee.
So, for the Applefags, please excuse the color of the bottle, I'm running out of test material. Wanted your opinions: do you think the image on the bottle would be acceptable or no? Here's the original image: https://cdn.ponybooru.org/img/view/2020/7/26/929949.jpg
>>41649461>be me>soldier in Army>get holiday block leave>go home to parents house for Christmas>decide to call all my old high school friends so we can hang>party is absolutely great; I’m shitfaced af and enjoying getting to flex my dress blues to everyone>old high school friend is hanging with some random guy in his car>they’re making out >”oh, if this dude is gonna make out with my old friend, he better be nice to her”>go over to car and start to lecture the guy about treating her good and shit>dumbass doesn’t tell me to fuck off lmao>I congratulate them for some reason and go back in>she follows me without my knowing>”Anon, I need to spend the night because I drank too much and won’t be able to drive home”>too easy; go up to the guest room to get it made for her>cockblocked dude goes to kitchen to get more drunk; meets a guy and pisses him off>while that happens, I go upstairs to make the bedroom and see her behind me>sperg out>”dude, can you chill? I’m making the bedroom!”>fucking PISSED with her>she gets on me and we start making out>lol, ok>meanwhile, cockblocked guy gets too drunk and starts a fight…he gets knocked out on our kitchen floor>party is going nuts>my mom is going nuts>”Where the FUCK is anon?”>she eventually gets directed to the guest bedroom>when she comes in to tell me to get the party under control, she sees her son getting his dick slurped up by this random chick>me and chick meet eyes with my mom, who slowly shuts the door as she comprehends what she just saw>”anon, should we stop?”>”lol, fuck no, please keep sucking”>dad texts me I need to go outside, so we get to her car>both of us strip down>gonna finally get to eat some pussy>most delicious fucking thing I ever put my mouth on, it was amazing>listening to her writhe and moan from eating her out>whole moment is surreal>feel compelled to tell her just how wonderful she tastes>”dude, you taste like sunflower seeds”>she gasps>”hey, can we stop? My pussy kinda hurts”>feel bad cause I think I did something to make her feel uncomfortable >we both touch ourselves to completion, get dressed, then I get out of her car and she drives off>walk back to the party only to have my dad sitting by the door>”im proud of you, son. You didn’t get her pregnant, did you?”>awkwardly chuckle and just head in and get more boozeApparently, my friends told me she didn’t touch a drop of alcohol that whole night. So, in a nutshell, I accidentally cucked a dude who was hitting on a friend of mine just by being drunk and chatty, managed to get some head but then got caught by my mom, then somehow salvaged that whole moment only to throw it away by telling this chick she tasted amazing…but I guess women don’t like hearing their pussy tastes like sunflower seeds.
>>41652984Well, that story took an unexpected turn.
>>41652972I think it's super cute anon!
I got my card assignment! Locks Myth you've got great taste in waifu my friend!>>41650581heck yes! Love seeing more art, if you'll have fun drawing her please do so! >>41632711 >>41633169 >>41630990 if you wanna see what ppl have come up with already >>41652626that looks super cool! Dashbottle would be cooler, just sayin, but man that seems like a great pic to engrave with how it turned out. Can't wait to see the tweaked version!>>41649461oh sweet dude, 5 of them now! What is it with Anonfillies, you leave em alone for a day and they just multiply like mold spores
Anybody need some art of their name and don't have any yet? I need some inspiration.
>>41652984>>41653062Good pussy is good pussy
>>41652972I think it might look better inverted
>>41651841Unicorn Twi has always been my favorite, as great as I imagine wing hugs areas for snowpones, I love frosty specifically because of the mppp I have of her, but honestly just love them all in general
>>41653193If it were a black bottle like the others, it's probably better as-is.
>>41652797If I was a tranny I’d kill myself, please to god don’t think I’m a tranny when you send me a card, I’m just a horse autist
Decided to try making the numget without the vacuum chamber first and see how she comes out. I'm expecting at least a somewhat numget result, but mostly I want to see how well the wax fills in or will it trap bubbles. Will find out. At the very worst she goes back in the pot for another try, but I don't think numget will be that bad.The little bit of green on the plate from spilled wax makes me happy, that's the perfect green color.The suspense is killing me waiting for the wax to set up!I really feel like my santee will be really happy with this.
>>41653376>perfect colorIt really is. Washed out mint, kino.
>>41653376haha it would be so funny if you poured in silicone instead of wax to make a numget buttplug as a joke you know
>>41652044I will keep that in mind! I just wanted to double check so I can send you treats you can enjoy
>>41653386just as a joke though haha
>>41653096>Dashbottle would be coolerGive me a good enough image to put on a bottle and I'll do it. Remember, monochrome/black and white images are best for such a task.
>>41653299I'm giving y'all the benefit of the doubt. The assignment information seems pretty feminine. Did cardslut really assign all the women to each other? kek
>>41652797Well shit. I guess I'd better tell my wife I'm a tranny
>>41652984if she's that easy you probably just helped your friend in the long run desu
>>41649141Wonder Waves, I haven't forgotten about you! I'm working through alot of trial and error and I think you're going to love what I'm making.
>>41653805
>>41650509here's one for ya I suppose
>>41652984>pussy tasted like seedI got some bad news.
>>41653941"I'm trying to think of a way you can be cruder, but I just can't."
>>41650509How about this converted to black and white?
>>41653948Good news, I'm much more satisfied with my 2nd attempt at the Fluttergoth. This one I'll be comfortable giving away, probably in another giveaway next week. Helped that a) I'm using a slightly larger bottle (24 oz vs 20 oz) and I think I've dialed in the settings.>>41653948>>41653965I'll keep those in mind for future bottles.
>>41653805I wouldn’t mind if he did, it would be kind of funny to be honest>everyone excited about card assignments>still haven’t gotten one>must be my fault somehow
>>41653974I'd take the first one if you don't have a use for it... (can these bottles be re-used, or is each print final?)
>>41653985Wait! I just checked my spam folder- it came in yesterday! Yippie!>so if you haven’t gotten card assignments yet, check there I supposeThis year I got:Matte FinishCalico ApronBoiler BlastWorm on a StringWinter WinkSnuggle Slug the ChangelingMarvelous MooLocks MythFumble BunsMoon Cup the BatponyI see a few repeating names from last year and that makes me smile. I’m excited to spread cheer!
>>41653986Well, the way these things work is that the laser strips the outer coating, so it's a final image on the bottle. Also, if you meant the first one I posted >>41652626 it's pretty beat up and has a bunch of ugly/failed tests on the non-visible sides in that photo, so I wouldn't want to give it to anyone.
>>41653996A test bottle, that's pretty smart!
Still not get mail for postcard... Shoud i worry?
>>41654006When you do anything with a laser etcher, you'll have to account for testing and allocate at least one of whatever item it is you're using as a test/sacrifice to minimize waste.
>>41649651>find out which one lies>ask the other one about the doorcmon anon use yer noggin
>>41654024You can only speak to one Linky, anon.
>>41654020I would love to play around with a laser etcher lol >>41654024>Kill one of them>Grab the other one>"Is he dead?"
>>41654024>You may ask one Linky one question to find out which door is the one to Equestria." What is your question?
>>41654028>kill a pony>still waste your 1 question on something that won't reveal the right doorCruel dumdum.
>>41654033It's an old dragon joke to that particular conundrum, I wouldn't actually do that... just, uh, don't put an actual dragon in that situation I guess?Dragon humor tends to involve a lot of bad things now that I'm thinking about it...
>>41649304>You may ask one Linky one question to find out which door is the one to EquestriaOk, here I go. I will point at the left door and ask one of the Linkies to please open the door and let me see where it leads..I don't want a game, by the way, I just came for the riddle.
>>41652626>>41653974Hot damn lad, you're cooking>>41652766>gaydeer.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/hpslk1.webm>>41652908You know these don't come with fluid in them right?
>>41649304I ask Linky:Do you know what my waifu Queen Chrysalis will do to you and all your friends if you do not point me to the door leading to Equestria right now?
what if i suspect my holiday id is feminine because pony claus thought I'm a tranny? i used a different name this year for my delivery but I fear it may give the notion I'm a tranny. anons were talking about this recently and the possibility just clicked through my head. also i am not a tranny.
>>41654059>https://files.catbox.moe/hpslk1.webmi love this meme
>>41649461These are really cool, I'll enter. This is a short stupid one but still fun so I hope it counts.I heard about how Japan was obsessed with KFC for Christmas, so as a joke I brought a bucket of KFC when I went to see her, when everyone else was bringing appetizers and such. She was pissed as hell because the KFC was the most popular food there by far and everyone wanted it more than the rest of the stuff.
>>41654091>when I went to see herWho?
>>41649304I'm here for Emily Is Away <3 love the first two and absolutely wanna try the third,As for the question? I'm not smart enough. So I'd just ask one Linky "wanna fuck?" If she says yes she's probably the liar but I got consent. If she says no I'm fucking cooked. Either way I'm picking a door at random after, we're just gambling
>>41651449Hey Gimmel I just had a genius idea for your box but got to have fingers crossed that it won't be ruined during transport. Miss 100% of the shots you don't take so I'll give it a go. Want to have something nice for the bestest gift in there so here's hoping it works.
>>41653376Guys! I tried pulling her out too soon! Ugh. I hate myself.I think I might be able to salvage her though with some surgery.Need to take off the rest of the mold to see all the damage.
>>41654155Another section of the hair broke too. Bleh.Tons of surface bubbles too.I'll try saving her, but there is a chance she won't make it.
>>41654083>fluttershy picGive it time.
>>41654165I'm not a flutterfag you imbecilic dipshit. im not bound to posting a single mare
>>41654180tranny
>>41654163Well, I used a torch to melt the surface of the broken bones and stuck them on in the right place.Then I used my surgery needle (soldering iron) to complete the stichwork around the broken pieces.All things considered, she is saved.I don't think this one will be given away to my secret santa. There are several things I can do on my next one that will make it better without much more effort.One thing, to help get rid of the bubbles, is to partially fill the mold and roll it around to get rid of the bubbles, maybe with some tapping and jiggling.I might however donate this very first numget candle to the charity auction for marefair 3Have plenty more wax for morefirst clonegit was not a great success, but learned much from. The mold appears to be good, so more will be made.To my santee who may or may not be reading this, I really hope you will like it.
>>41654083Most IDs are mares just because this is the horsefucker board. >>41654091kek>>41654186You'll get it on thee 2nd try for sure. Look at that numget! She's almost perfect.>>41649461With 4 faggots raffled, I can't resist.>be Blob anon>worked a student job in a failing local cinema for several years, quit this Spring>almost everyone actually wants to work on the holidays because of extra pay and chill customers>was able to escape my always terrible family gatherings a few times this way>there's also a Christmas party each year, but due to bad finances they no longer take place in a nearby restaurant around the holidays, but are held in the cinema lobby in February or March>these years, with customers still in the building, the good ol' collapsible benches are pulled out of storage, mismatched tables and chairs are amassed, a section is being partitioned off with those shitty pull belts>the food isn't great, many bring extra snacks, and lots of alcohol is consumed including a fridge's worth of beer we sell, it's a good time>benches collapse randomly, butts hitting the floor, customers look adorably confused on their way out>everyone pulls a number for a really trashy merchandise raffle (some shitty merch sent to our boss over the year)>play hide and seek in the building, making the newbies who don't yet know the super sekrit corners search; last time I hid between the huge bags of freshly cooked popcorn in the popcorn kitchen and it took 45min to find me; I wasn't the winner but so glad to be freed from a highly uncomfortable position in a cold, dark room>eventually, a group pic is taken in the largest screening room, beer pong is played, someone pukes, and I always end up helping with cleanup because I don't get completely wasted>that time I did get wasted, I turned into an astrologer writing down coworker's birthdays and a shaky handwritten note with poor spelling saying something along the lines of "I'm so fucking drunk, lmao". >I no longer work there but my coworkers would like me to show up next time; if our boss or 2nd in command were to complain, I'd just slap a few euros on their table and/or preemptively bring a pizza as tribute
>>41653193>>41653259Well, this is what it looks like on a black bottle. I think it looks decent enough.
>>41654216It looks comfy. I like it.
With how slow card assignments are, I worry I am gonna miss the early december deadline for my anon's cards.
>>41654115Fuck I'm retarded, I meant to say I went to my Grandmas for Christmas, she was the one who was mad at me for bringing it. Bunch of stuff she prepared but everyone wanted KFC.
>>41654331>she was the one who was mad at me for bringing it. Bunch of stuff she prepared but everyone wanted KFC.I mean, it's more an indictment of your grandma's cooking at that point. People were probably too polite to verbally tell her that her food's not as tasty as she thinks.
>>41654335No, its a Japanese thing. They're fucking insane when it comes to KFC on Christmas.
>>41654544Is your grandma japanese or something?
Here's an image I saved from a few Christmases ago for people needing some help with cards. I don’t have a pony version of this but it gets the idea across.
>>41654578Pony version >>41652423
>>41654597Thank you, now I can get rid of this weeb stuff!
Well there go the orders and about $500. Now I just hope it all gets to me in time.Also card assignments when? I'll order some smaller stocking stuffers and stickers all together for both the gift and cards.
Bar Brawl, If nopony else will then I'll send you a card with love and your favorite ponies as long as i can call you a drunk piece of shit somewhere in it. I don't mind spreading more holiday cheer. just let me know
I have all the presents here, but real life is keeping me from packing it. It has some nice goodies and I need to find a box to fit it all
Hello Rubber Stamp! It's your Santa here! Fantastic choice in ponies, I must say.
>>41652423need rainbow deersh card
>>41649788Here is my post thank you!https://files.catbox.moe/x82hus.png
>>41654970I was actually going to make one for one of my cardees and then draw their first listed pony on the insideThe other four? One will have to be hand drawn, one I think I can do papermancy, but have yet to figure out the other two.And then I've got 3 other cards I need to make that aren't part of the card swap, but one is easy and I just need resources, the other is handdrawn, and the other is going to be basic and just have a letter written on the inside.Already finished one card so thats 1 down, 8 to go.>card for my santee1 down, 9 to go
>>41654118Email
>>41654083I don’t think I’ve ever based someone’s name off of their sexuality, so it’s prolly just a coincidence, but for the record I’m happy to be your friend regardless. Being friends with people is awfully more fun than the alternative.
>>41654083Unless I'm mistaken, I'm pretty fucking sure there were not any fields in the signups that asked "what is your sex/gender" so I'm fairly sure that you're just being a massive retard here.
all I want for crimmus is for niggas to stop fucking ghosting
>>41653993Oooh! Oooh! That's me!
hey! Frankincense Expressyour Horsemas gift is packed and ready to go! be on the lookout for your box of autism because it will ship tomorrow
>>41650785I have no idea what I'm doing. Hoping for an Appul the most but I'd take any of those lovely ponies ^:)
>>41655076For real... I'm putting a lot of work in for my Santee and he hasn't posted with his name so I'm worried for him and his Santee.Funny Fuze post in the thread, you're giving me anxiety. >Captcha:LXMAS>sadge
>>41655009... i forgot to send it. Fixed!
utter gem found at goodwill tonight
>>41653974that is so slick i love it
>Hay burnerthings arrivednothing bounced back from postmare yetu r not 4gottenmade you look
i am 100% grifting this year, sorry santee
>>41655305omgggg, i can never find anything mlp related at the thrift stores near me T-T. One time i found a horny twilight shirt…not what i’m looking for, good try tho goodwill…
>>41654083oh you must be the one named Dicklick Sandvag in my card assignments
Chikun of the Sea, all your gifts are together, it's just a matter of packing it all in a box, but the real question is finding the right one
>>41655265He's always been a real solid chap every year, I'm sure he'll be around.
>>41655265I've had Funny Fuze as a santee before. Top lad, but isn't always at the comp (usually busy) so give him a bit to respond.
>>41655385I hope so, dude was pretty active last year according to desuarchive
>>41654976ooo, nice Food Bag! Cozy and ready for Horsemas! I got you added to the list
>>41655265Hello it's me! I'm around, I've been posting in thread without my trip, my badI'm not a ghost I promise!
>>41655399Oh sweet, you're alive! I'm almost done with yours. Sorry for worrying lmao
>>41650785Reporting in.
Milk & Cookies Total WarMerry MocPeperomia The ChangelingPeppermint PermafrostBanjo BoogieI have you for cards, By the end of the week I should have a rough idea for each of you unless there's something you wanted to add
>>41655403All good, and awesome, I can't wait to see! (and share here)
Fluffy Feathers and Turntable Toboggan, you are my cardees, woo!
>>41654960Im glad you approve!
What's the email the card assignments are coming from?
Crosstie Critter, I'm your cardnta. send you soon!
>>41650912>>41655251>>41655411Hot Damn! Entered.>>41651948This is essentially correct, though I thought to include an option for those expressing interest in only a specific plush.
>>41655472Woo!
>>41655486Sloots email is in the op, silly
>>41654186the second cloneget came out all in one piece at least. The surface is arguably worse though.I have a couple more ideas to try before pulling out the vacuum chamber.Probably putting the mold in the oven to get it about the same temp as the wax, in addition to partially filling the mold and rolling it around to help get the air out.I expected these kinds of problems honestly, just not sure what the winning combination is as I've never cast complicated wax figures before, or rather cast any kind of complicated figure.At the very worst, my santee gets one of these two which is still pretty darn good.
>>41655524Is it chicken nugget scented
Sorry for lack of updates with latecomers, family emergency and work being peak bs.Will have the form asap just keep an eye open
yay! got the assignments! i hope my card homies love what i send them. it was my favorite part of last year and some of the same people from last year are on the list.
>>41652520>>41652523YOU! You said you like NASAPone, do you like other space stuff in general too?
Speed Limit! We're cardees!! WOO!!! Can't wait to provide some Apojack
>>41655524Anon I think your Santee will be thrilled
>>41655528neh, I have a special christmas fragrance for secret santa things actually. it's like a spiced pie with mint kind of smell. Super good.>>41655546I like to think so too
>>41655546also chilled when he has to put ice on the burn when the candle roasts his whole body with 5th degree burns
>>41655528>>41655557There have been stranger scented candles out there.>Inb4 it smells like catfood, strong tuna, boxed wine and shamehttps://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2020/jan/13/why-is-gwyneth-paltrow-selling-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vagina-goop
>>41655614She should have a lime scented candle to honor the day she'll never live down
>>41655305Yooooo, that’s sick.
>>41655524I hate this in the best possible way.
>>41649461>be me>several years ago>do the /toy/ secret santa in addition to /mlp/ secret santa>/toy/ santa gave me small but thoughtful gifts, all relating to what I put on my list>great gift>sent them a post card after christmas, saying we should keep in touch>they agree>have penpal >trade written cards every month or so>shop for greeting cards to try to find the funniest least-relevant cards to write messages in>santa uses a typewriter to type letters on sanrio stationary>fun times>responses from santa become less frequent>responses eventually stop>wait months and months>don't want to be pushy>don't want to force a friendship that isn't meant to be>fast forward to christmas time (last year)>after about 6 months of them being incommunicado, I decided to send them a surprise gift>package filled with random cheap toys and treats>figure i may never hear back from them, but that's okay>say lah vee, as the french say>get surprise package in mail>it's from santa>package filled with filled with treats and souvenirs from buc-ee's>google to learn what a bucee's is>also has a card apologizing for the delay in communication>start exchanging letters again>good times>but again, the letters become less frequent>again, responses stop>fast forward to present day>it's been about 6 months of incommunicado, again>the sad times have doubled>no plans to send them another gift>decide to accept the inevitable>long distant acquaintanceship has withered on the vine>no sense watering a dead plant>pack 24oz buc-ee's-branded tumbler into storage so I can start to forgetThanks for the giveaway, those lighters look sick!
Cards Time!!! I got Assignments!!!!>Puddle Paddle>Piping Hot>Broccoli Time>Cauliflower Custard>Candlelight ArchiveI'll be making you cards!!!I haven't seriously looked at my options to send cards out of Canada yet with the post office strike but if it continues I'm gonna figure this out! Like FedEx is a thing it's gonna work out one way or another.
>>41654976i want these horses to snuggle me in front of the fireplace and tell me everything is going to be okay
Alrighty Texas meetup people, I've booked Make at Rosie for noon to 3PM on Dec 7th. We'll have access to the basic crafting room and the laser cutter for that time. Alcohol is allowed, but don't get too wasted as we'll have to move to Emerald Tavern, Dragon's Lair, or a nearby bar or restaurant after 3PM.Emerald Tavern has booze, food, and a large game library, but personally I lean towards Dragon's Lair as they don't charge for tables, are less crowded, have much nicer employees, and are within drunken stumbling distance of pizza/sushi/burgers/bars/nightclubs/a toy store with soft plushies (no ponies, though).Let me know which you prefer so I can get tables reserved, or if you want to skip out on a gaming space and go straight to booze.
Is it fine to use publically available bases to draw card art for cardees or should I kill my self
>>41655711bro I've traced my cards for the past four yearsDon't stress it. Even just a storebought card with a pony sticked on it is fine. Just write something silly on it.
>>41655711I trace screencaps from the show for my cards. Don't worry about it and just make it festive.>please wait 900 seconds before posting
>>41655737>>41655762Thanks brosNow I just have to figure out if my cardee wants unitwi or alitwi, they didn’t specify in their post
>>41655711It's fine to trace the show straight off your TV, no one is gonna screech "ART THEFT?!?!?" of your Christmas Card to them here
>still no card assignmentsI'm thinking it's over, cardslut is probably dead in some basement somewhere.
>>41655778the canada post union took him hostage as part of their negotiations
>>41655778He's finished all the matches and is still grinding through sending the emails because I haven't taught him what mailmerge is yet.
>be me>gets cards ordered> wont arrive for another 2 weeksAm i screwed? I am the reason for late festivities? am i the asshole of id the mlp ss?
>>41653867She was only easy because it was anon
>>41655817Two weeks for cards??? Are they hoof etched metal or what the fuck
posting Woah
Well, I finally got my cardee assignments. I'll be working on your cards Illumination, Top Ten, Big Finish, Speed Limit, and Sun Kink.
>>41655852personally i was planning on sending each of my cardees a message carved into a 15lb concrete block.
>>41653950She from Sneeds?
>>41655457Save me for the end. An anon is cooking up my Santa ID OC and he's almost done. Trixie inviting me to open the card and then having some witty joke or something she'd say in it.
I wrote a poem>Toiling away at my Santees gift>Can't seem to get it done in time>Eleven thirty on a work night>Everything isn't fine>Working hard to craft it right>Carefully stitching in each line>The temptation of distractions I must fight >This stress level might be a crime>On is the overhead light >But soon comes the DaTE>Where T&E join in harmony faTE>Appreciateing mares we want to maTE>Worth it in the end, even if now it overstimulaTE>and my stress turns to joy duplicaTE> for it's shared between me and my SanTE.
I don’t understand why my santee would ghost. Was the plan just to dox himself and leave? I’m still planning to send him something but it’s probably gonna suck.If anyone is reading this and hasn’t posted with their secret santa name in the thread yet, please do so for everybody’s sake, even if you’re backing out. Otherwise you’re probably getting pasta noodles shaped like the Star of David in your mailbox on horsemas. Nobody wants that.
>>41656081Time and Effort is the name of the poem
>>41656081Very nice poem anonI can tell you put a lot of T&E into it
>>41656082calm down buddy. not everybody uses 4chan. why not just DM your santee on twitter?
Calling out my cardees!>Dinky Hostler>S’more Soufflé>Locks Myth>Banjo Boogie>Beefsteak The MinotaurS’more Soufflé could you reply another photo of your oc? The link provided is a 404can't believe 4 outta 5 of you are dashfags lol
I had to redo say goodbye to the holidays, but I got all the hearts warming tail songs done. I may have gone a bit crazy with the warhammer paints, and I'll prob be using printer paper from now onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW8BMuFPIhIalso Security Breach you are my cardee, I doubt you'll respond, but what songs from the show do you enjoy?
>>41656082I wonder if your santee is supposed to be my santa too. Maybe we should just ditch the middlefag and be done with it.
>Get card assignments>All of them except for one are in the US>I am not in the USOh boy I should have shipped them yesterday if it takes two months for it to arrive like last year
>>41656256>get card assignments>all but one are outside the US>I am in the USI know that feel
>>41656256>sign up for only 2 cards>one cardee in the USA, the other in my regionAll according to keikaku.
>>41656256I got reverse thet this... More to USA then to EU. Im EU :P
>>41656305>sign up for 1 card>cardee is in EUI think Ill just ask the FSB to deliver it with next traitor assasination team :}
>>41656315
To my cardees:>Holly Hype>Juicy Doodle>Icicle Slither the Lamia>Security Breach>Brass Collar>Eiderdown>Slack Action>Eighth Notch>Hotbox Reefer>Melodious MoonI gotchu sempai, ima ditch your favorite pony, i will give you somesing beddar!Just cash out muh bitcoin thanks to Trump inflating it and i've spent it all on stamps wew. also; >And expect me to card grinch you if I see any of G% abominations and/or post-SoF inclusive and diverse >no hooves in your favorite pony list.Alrighty, I wont put G5 this time ^:)And to my Santee: >>41652808Still waiting for part of your stuffs, looks like things are a bit slow over here. Will leak something from time to time, probably next week.
>>41650785Sorry for this being so last minute, hope I'm not too late. Been cracking hard at crafting my Santees gift but wanted to try for the Derpy.
>>41656342Adorable Synthwave and a frugal use of paper.
>S’more Soufflé>Squeaky Hinges the Bap>Fumble Buns>Quivering Cloaca the Gryphon>Piping HotWhile I can't draw, I'll try and make up for my lack of skills with a fun card design!
Also, my card assignments came in this morning:>Caramel Swing>Dusty Bin>Heavenly Horizon>Holly Hype>Narrow Gauge>Cauliflower Custard>Kettle Corn>Icicle Slither the Lamia>Loving Light>Tinsel Tote>Strawberry Shortcut>Eighth Notch>Sun Kink>Bread Crumbs the Griffon>Jolly JoystickGonna try my best to make some nice cards for you lot. Hope you like handmade ones and /bale/ art.I'm definitely gonna regret getting 15 kek, also tried holding back the waifu autism this year but Christ looking at some of the novels you lot wrote maybe I shouldn't have.>>41656346Cheers big ears.>frugal use of paperKek, I like trying to use as much space as I can for more ponies but Im fucking shite at positioning them most of the time.
>>41656378>he held back his waifuism 'tismSilly filly, it's arguably the best part. Gushing over one's waifu allows a Santa or Cardee to understand what you value, providing guidance on what vibe to go for. I mean, we're supposedly here because we love ponies rather than rolling for prizes or a richfag Santa, aren't we? Here I thought I held back by limiting my waifu + best pony segment to one DIN A4 page to avoid unnecessary padding but some anons make do with one sentence. It's fine with the cardees I got because the ponies aren't obscure, but I will probably ask them a few questions for more flavor. >>41655519Didju rike reading my autism, or was it too much?
>>41656256Are you me?I ordered a bunch of stickers for cards yesterday a few hours before getting the assignments but I'll have to get the US ones into the mailbox two weeks ago.
>>41656415>one DIN A4 pageThe fuck!? I'm way too reserved for that.
Dairy Air, I am your new Santa. I am so glad you like treats! Is tea an acceptable treat, or are you more of a coffee person? Let me know if you have favorite candies!
Where are my card assignments reeeee
Wait, Card Sluts show our real name? I almost doxxed my santee who happened to have a weird hobbit-ass name.
>>41656069I've already got my own idea for your /ss/ oc that I'd be doing unless the other artist has the same idea
>>41649141>receive card assignment>cardee gives me links to her deviant art OCs>oh cool! maybe I’ll take a crack at drawing thi->furshit>THREE furshit OCs and not one of them are poniescan we move to pone.social next year?
>>41649461One year, three family members ended up getting me the same gift for Christmas by complete coincidence. After the initial confusion and panic, we all had a good laugh over it and I ended up getting to pick out a replacement after returning two of them.>>41650785Oh shoot, I thought I had more time for this one! Welp, I gave it my best shot.
>>41656521just skip offboard charracter and draw first pony if cardee mad, cardee stay mad or expose self in threadthen what do
>>41656521>One of my cardees included link to cool oc document with lore>one of them included a character sheet for a male kirin that I am turbo horny forWish I could actually draw so I could draw them their ponies
>>41655683 Tho Dragon's Lair has pets and is a vibe. We probably have enough people to be able to reserve the small private room at the Emerald Tavern. I'd be willing to go ahead and reserve the room if that's what we all agree to go with. I also have Twilight's Secret Shipping Folder and the kickstarter deluxe version of Trial by Trolly that I can bring to the meet. Don't Press that Mine turtle has shipped but I'm not sure if it will arrive before the meet.
>>41656521Rule 85 your way through it>Your ponysona looked a little weird, took me a minute to figure out it was a griffon so I redrew it with the right body shape!
>>41656531looking at google maps Emerald Tavern is also just an 8 minute walk from the maker space vs the 30 or so minute walk to Dragon's Lair
Just got my Card assignment and will start getting those together. Will do my best to make nice cards for you all.>Garden Party>Holiday Hijack>Chessie the Seapony
>>41656538Bro if it was a griffon I’d be completely alright with that. This is actual furfaggotry. >>41656530Sexooo
>>41656549Hence Rule 85You do know what Rule 85 is, right?
Okie dokie lokie, card assignments are here.Matte FinishPuddle PaddleHolly HypeSecurity BreachCauliflower CustardLoving LightDancer DoPomander PranceInsomnia the ChangelingObtuse CabooseTop TenRaspberry JazzPumpkin Pulp the BapQuilting CricleI've had most of you as cardees before, so you should know what to expect.
Card assignments get!>Matte Finish>Holly Hype>Security Breach>Loving Light>Dancer Do>Weather Duster>Slack Action>Big Finish>Bread Crumbs the Griffon>Quiet Reflection>Liquorice Tea>Blueberry Bounce>Comfy Dithering>Cauliflower Guard>Quilting CircleI will give a forewarning that there is a slight chance I won't make the cards out on the deadline this year, due to some real life business that could interfere, but there will be cards for you all one way or another.
Hey all! Card emails are almost all complete. I have 4 emails left to build/send but will have to wait until after work, tonight, to get that done and then all assignments will have been sent.I’m so sorry about the delay in things.Also Quartz Cluster: please get with me on a valid email address. Your card assignment horsefucker email bounced back as undeliverable.Thanks all!
>>41656589Hell yeah, Horsemas season is really kicking off now.
Rolled 3 (1d5)Today is the day! Gonna do a test roll to see if I remember how to do it. >>41656527>>41656342Awesome. Entered.
>>41655382I know that struggle. Don't fret about if it takes some time.
>>41656444Checked, get this man his assignments
>>41656329>>41656378Sweet, I'll get to work on assignments once I get them! Speaking of ->>41656589Thanks for all your work, derg. Horsemas season is truly starting now! Anticipation levels: MARE. Hoping I'm one of the final four, obviously.
Shouting out my cardees. >Matte Finish>Boiler Blast>Copper Cowcatcher>Shed Bash Sweater>Piping Hot>Caramel Copycat>Ruby Royale>Bundle-Up>Marvellous Moo>Moon Cup the BatponyYou can all expect to receive some Horsemas cheer from me! I'll try to do something artsy for each one of you and include some goodies if I can. For my santee,>Love HandlesI'm waiting on some supplies and components of your gift to arrive. If all goes well, your gift should be arriving before Horsemas. Let's hope nothing fucks me over!
Hey Cherry MerlotJust a little update for you to know I am all alive and hereEverything is going according to plan it is not and everything ordered should soon arrive to me it probably won't and I will be able to ship everything by the end of first week in December this is actually true though, at least I hope and it should reach you by the Horsemas I will kms if it doesn't
Security BreachEiderdownLove HandlesBright Red Sledand Melodious MoonPlease tell me whether you prefer "A Brainrot Kind of Christmas" or "The Incredible Jingley" for your card and if you'd like some okay-tier hand-drawn clop of your oc?
>>41656191holy balls that's amazing>>41656256I don't think I'm one of yours this year, but I did end up with 11 internationals.>>41656329I am looking forward to exchanging mail again friendo>>41656378Handmade /bale/ is my plan as well, you are in the good exchange group.
>Matte Finish>Quivering Cloaca the Gryphon>Illumination>Saddle Tank>Security Breach>Icicle Slither the Lamia>Proper Package>Eiderdown>Tinsel Tote>Dancer Do>Broccoli Time>Store Brand Soup>Narrow Gauge>Candlelight Archive>Eighth NotchYou're all my cardees. Expect some cheer!Now if you'll excuse me I have to go buy more international stamps
>>41656621Dawn of the final hours. I'm excited.
>>41649461There was a small running gift that I would get over the years for Christmas: big horse plushies. It first started with a 2ft regular generic horse I got for a Christmas. I loved that guy cuz I love horses in general. A few years later, I was given a 3.5ft unicorn (those big generic ones you'd find in Walmart). She was very pretty and gave me lots of comfort. I still have both of them and love them dearly. And finally, last year I got a 5ft plush of my waifu. I think it's funny that I received big horsies for Christmas no less than three times now. I don't expect to receive any more since I don't have the space for it and I'm already happy with what I have. AZGchip, thank you once again. She means the world to me.Another small story: Last year when I was dropping my santee's gift off at the post office, some girl called it cute. I spaghetti'd the packaging.
I hope my cardee's appreciate the literal minutes of effort i'm putting in here!
>>41656807Are you implying to be cumming in the envelopes?
>>41656810I wouldn't rule it out
>>41656810I always cum on the cards if the person who I am sending the card to says they have nut allergy, to see if they are not faking it
>Fluffy Feathers>Holly Hype>Happy Heartsong>Cauliflower Custard>Kettle Corn>Heavy Halbard the Canterlot Guard>Eighth Notch>Top Ten>Bright Red Sled>Oil Lamp>Love Handles>Saddle Tank>Insomnia the Changeling>Caroling Care>Quiet Reflection>Pony Claus>The Card Slut All my list. So be ready to get generic card from store with lots of love from jar.JK. I have all cards ready and i will soon print some nice words on it.
>>41656807>kettle corn>feed bag>dancer do>caramel swing>dusty binThe cards you're going to get are probably cringe
>>41656683How gay would you have to be to turn down free custom-made clop?
>>41656683Definitly A Brainrot Kind of Christmas
pine needles what plushies you got? wondering because i heard about some epic skibidi plushies.
To my cardees>Icicle Slither the Lamia>Loving Light>Narrow Gauge>Holofoil Halter>Gandy PrancerYou're all in good hooves this horsemas season! >>41656579Hey Gandy! Please forward your OC references to the organizers to pass on to me or just as a reply to this post depending on your preference. I'll do your card last so you have some time, but the plan is to have the card personalization done over this week and into the weekend so I can send them before my Thanksgiving break.
>>41656438Hooray!! I'm more of a tea person, green or jasmine is good. As for candies, I tend to prefer savory over super-sweet. Toffee, peanut brittle, caramel, dark chocolate, anything in those categories would be wonderful!
Hell yeah, I finally got my card assignments!To >Candlelight Archive>Speed Limit>Big Finish>Narrow Gauge>Frozen LakeI'll try and finish these this week and send em out alongside my giftee by the end of the month before Thanksgiving.
LATECOMERS IS OPENSorry for being ironically late for my own event. I'm alive mostly dead I swearSign ups close the 2nd of December and here is the form below.>SIGN UP: forms.gle/MwyWX5PRdc3mB6hK7
Dear, Matte FinishQuivering Cloaca the GryphonBroccoli TimeCandlelight ArchiveDancer DoStore Brand SoupTop TenBuffer BumpCinder DickNarrow Gauge Melodious MoonShoofly Shush the ChangelingCauliflower CustardYou all will be getting festive cards (even if some of you are Bri'ish). I will try my best to get cards sent out the first week of December. Cheers
>>41651841Nope. If you want to. Not particularly. Shes aesthetically gorgeous of course, but as my circle of friends has pressed and I admit, I have a type and gregdash falls squarely inside it. An actual archetype actually. That said dont bend over about it.
>>41650785All I'm learning from this is that today is the 18th already. Where the hell did November go
Got card assignments!>Matte Finish>Calico Apron>Crop Top>Hump Yard >Pasture Bedtime>Highball Hoofshake>Merry Moc>Crystal Cruet>Harry C. Lauper>Marvellous Moo>Moon Cup the Batpony>Blizzard Boop>Pine Peaks>Five-Ever Stamp>Squeaky Hinges the BapI’ll get started on your cards soon!
>>41656654Woooooo, pretty hype to see what you come up with! I got you of course, and the following frens got cards coming from me too:Pumpkin Spice SopapillaButter Rum BubblesBeefsteak The MinotaurBanjo Boogie
>>41656539I assumed we'd be driving/carpooling, but even then you have a point. Emerald Tavern is much closer and a private room is appealing. Less chance of us getting kicked out that way because of someone's autism and we'll have more space for our plushies.To keep things horse-themed, I can bring Unstable Unicorns. Maybe a few others that they're unlikely to have in their library like Death Angel, Chaos Marauder, Doomseeker, Tentacle Bento, and Operation Barbarosa.
It's been a busy day but I finally have time to let my cardees know I exist.>Garden Party>Posterboard>Icicle Slither the Lamia>Eighth Notch>Designer Doohickey>Quiet Reflection>Cinder Dick>Strawberry Stirrups Oh no, a strawberry mare. I can fix her...>Caroling Care>Dollar Store DecorY'all are in good hooves, I can't wait to shoot my HOT CHEER all over you. Unfortunately since most of you are across the pond and since I don't think I'm gonna be able to finish all of the cards before some time in December, I am not sure if you're gonna get them before Horsemas. Especially considering how long the cards took to arrive last year.>>41655544>>41655933>>41657190Can't wait!
I always thought calling out your cardees was a little silly.
>>41657607It's definitely not that necessary, but I think it's still nice to let your cardees know that they are not sending the card to a black hole
Alrighty, I finally have my card assignments!Garden PartyCaramel SwingDusty BinCandlelight ArchiveStocking StokerOil Lamp - the tracking on the main part of your present hasn't updated other than to tell me it left its country of origin, but it still has a scheduled delivery of November 20th - 27th. I will be able to post it shortly after receiving providing the other bits turn up in time (should be this week.)
>>41657607Eh, for some like me, it lets my santa know I'm alive even though I've posted a lot either anonymously or under a separate name.
Oh boy, it's cardee callout time!Adorable AuraMatte FinishHeavenly HorizonBrass CollarWeather Duster - wings or no wings?Security BreachCandlelight Archive - commie glam or nu-glam?Icicle Slither the LamiaEiderdownDancer DoI'll start work on your cards later tonight!>>41657607I do it for the sake of avoiding spooky ghost worries.
Fear not,>Matte Finish>Pine Peaks>Beefsteak The Minotaur>Wynter Wye>Fumble BunsFor I shall deliver you horsemas cards so worthy of display, you'll dust off the cricket carcasses that accumulated on your hearths.
>>41657111I'll let Pony Claus know right away!
Another long work day completed. The mail never stops, lads. On the plus side, I can now reveal that when I get my special stickers in the post (as well as the cards themselves), my card recipients are going to have a hell of a good time with what I send them. Aiming to get everything sent out by the end of this week.
>>41656378>handmade ones and /bale/ artHell yeah, let's have at it. >>41656833Fine with me, so long as it arrives. Also I totally forgot to mention, since we're naming names for cardee's, the following people are going to get one from me!>Mystery Flavour>Proper Package>Slack Action>Store Brand Soup>Rolling Stocking (whomst I know irl)
>>41657657NU GLAM
>>41652044>Premarital Preening>>41653096>Peppermint PreenTWO?!but seriously I think you know what needs to happen here
>>41656579>>41656828>>41656579yippe!cardees:>Matte Finish>Cauliflower Custard>Gandy Prancer>Eiderdown>Big Finish>Speed Limit>Narrow Gauge>Dollar Store Decor>Coal Shovel>Saddle Tanki gotchu
>>41656539>>41657565Does Emerald Tavern require you to buy their alcohol?I looked up their website and though they didn't say anything that I could find, or have a menu, found pictures of their menu online and it appears to be average priced for food and drink.Honestly I don't think planning even really matters other than a starting point. With fren, everything is fun.I don't live in the area or know much about things there, pick a starting place and I'll be there.
https://files.catbox.moe/9ng5id.mp3Chuckles is such a good.
>>41657834they do not allow outside food and drink and charge a plating fee if you plan bring in a cake.I also found an online menu and it looks like standard british food. there is an olive garden on the other side of the parking lot if we want to eat someplace fancy.also the room reservation is a max of 6 hours and I was planning on getting the reservation for 3:15 to give us time to head over there from the makerspace
>>41657882honestly that sounds fine, there were a couple other restaurants close by, or maybe something more exotic if we feel up to it.What time did we want to meet at the makerspace? noon?
>>41657893that works for me. I have a 3 hour drive from DFW.so everyone ok with:Dec. 7, Austin, Texas meetupMake at Rosie makerspace 12-3pmEmerald Tavern 3:15pm - 9:15pm(latest)maybe bar crawl or go eat somewhere in there
Worm on a String, Wynter Wye, Squeaky Hinges the Bap, Banjo Boogie, and Chikun of the Sea, you will all be getting cards from me! Expect to find some ponies in your mailbox come December
Ginger Pop if you see this, please advert your eyesIt’s been a bit of a pain getting here, from breaking my original printer to this specialty resin being a pain to dial in and post process, but I think it’ll all be worth it to make a gift I’m proud ofThe hard part comes late tonight and tomorrow so wish me luck
>>41655663>>41656577ayyyyyyMeanwhile, work on my cards goes well. I've completed a template I'll use for all 7, and I'm partway thru the first card. Once they're all done, I have some cardstock ready to go, and a color laz0r printer I can conveniently borrow without anyone at work caring. Deliveries might be delayed kuz I'm a fokken leaf and Canada Post is on strike, but I'll do my best to get 'em out as soon as I can.
>>41657026anon please I am old I barely know what a skibidi is and all these youngins and their memes confuse and scare me.As it relates to my favorite poner list, I have two Derpys (one Symbiote, and one Joltage that was thrust into my hands at Mare Fair) and no Mauds
Paranoia is setting inLate year bankruptcyShes not talkingThe alcohol is goneLove given has not been returnedPower is outInternet will soon followGood night guys
I still have no fucking idea what to do for my santee, panicking a bit. I'm sorry for being retarded, normally I have ideas for crafts and stuff but I'm drawing a blank this time and most of the requested craft items I have like zero skills with... don't even know where to begin even when it comes to commissioning things. Can someone please help me?
>>41658169Sure. What did your santee want?
>>41658169dont sweat it too hard. me santee is getting a lot of baked beans from me. thats it. fucker thinks im gonna make him a plushie lmao
Good news Everypony! My cards should be delivered Friday, so that'll give me all of a week to get the cards out. a couple of you are international, so I'll get yours done and mailed out first>Matte Finish>Holly Hype>Juicy Doodle>Cauliflower Custard>Loving Light>Top Ten>Blueberry Bounce>Sun Kink>Pickle de Gallo>Stocking Stuffer>Shoofly Shush the Changeling>Raspberry Jazz>Quilting Circle>Pumpkin Pulp the BapGet ready to experience cheer dear celestia thats a long list why did I sign up for this many cards
>>41658220>dat imagenewfags
>>41655236Thank you for letting me know Winter Vintner!! I'll let you know when it arrives!
Anyone want to voice chat? I love talking o people while working on cards :)
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>>41658269I'm down
>>41658323im ssomba on discord
>>41658323add me you faggot im starting to reconnect with old frens
faggots, the lot of ya
>>41658368>yjoin in
>>41658368Really?You Break into MY house?Wearing YOUR maid uniform?To suck MY dick?And then you call ME gay?
>>41658269On one hoof, I allways am telling myself I need friends On the other hoof, everytime I have tryed to join a discord I get banned for not being able to keep spaghetti in my pockets and saying something .... Too autistic.On the Third Hoof (You) guys are probably close to my levelOn the forth hoof Discord is for fags and I'm scared it will take place of in thread communication, I heard there's a secret BALE discord that faggots post art to and not the thread and that's gay
Quiet Reflection, what size clothes do you wear?
>>41658416nigga ssomba
>>41658416>>41658424Ramane too we can all be besties and say autistic shit
>get out to a Hot Topic>they're sold out of the 20% cooler shirts other than the display one>not a clearance thing, horsefuckers literally showed up to buy them all at full priceSucks that it wasnt my size, but I'm adding it to my santee's box just so he has an authentic piece of Hot Topic brony merch
Only a few hours left of the giveaway here >>41649461. Last chance to enter for a filly zippo (butane insert and fuel not included).
Ah yes wet licking noises right in my ear how Horsemasy kekI think that's a new one this year? Or am I just forgetting.
>>41649461>Be me, like 10 years old>Beg parents all year for the new Wii U>December rolls around, I'm completely obsessed with Pokemon, forget about the Wii U>December 25th>Christmas party, whole family at Grandma's home>Adults allow all of us to pick one present and open it at midnight before bed>One box is the exact size of a Pokemon Booster Box>Get excited, completely ignore the huge heavy present>Open the present>Wii U Luigi game cube controller.Stared at it for an hour. The entire extended family laughed at my awful choice. They thought I was disappointed because I could've had the Wii U. Really I was disappointed because I wanted Pokemon cards.
Rolled 13 (1d21)Alright off of work, so starting giveaway time. First, let's see who is getting Derpy.
>>41658418xl shirtbut pls no more shirts. have too many36-38 pant
>>41658596Alright the die seemingly has spoken. Obtuse Caboose gets Derpy.
Rolled 19 (1d19)Fluttershy is next.
>>41649461>18 minutes left1/2 Family here just had our thanksgiving, went out sunday night and drove around with my uncle on some 4wheelers, left my wallet and phone on one of the 4wheelers we weren't supposed to use and both ended up getting driven a few hundred feet down the road before they fell off into the grass. Uncle managed to find my phone and we were able to set off the tile in my wallet and find the other before too long but I was paniced!2/2 During the Family get-together proper on Saturday I bought Jackbox on my laptop and threw it on a projector hoping we could do something a little different than boardgames. Ended up forgetting to enable family settings and and presenting my whole family with questions about orgasms on quiplash 3. We had an good time regardless. 3/2also that night like 7 of us younger people in the family went out to our goat fence and all held hands while taking the pulsing electric shocks, much more painful with better grounding (taking off shoes)
NEEDLE SWEEP IF YOU OPEN THIS SPOILER I SWEAR I WILL GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND PEE ON YOUR PILLOW!One pipe is not enough. This time we’re working in curupau, which I personally really like for pipes even though it’s not a normal pipe wood. Gonna do a twilight theme on this one. Not sure why I decided the stem needed to be so super long but hey, there ya go.
>>41658634He said pacific time so there's actually still a few hours left
All card assignments have been sent, except for Quartz Cluster who needs to reach out to me with a different email than the horsefucker email they used to sign up with since gmail doesn't seem to like/recognize that system. Please check your spam/junk folder if your assignment email is not in your inbox.If the assignment email is still nowhere to be found, please email me directly (it's in the OP), and I'll respond with your list.Everypony have fun and I hope (you) all have a wonderful Horsemas Holiday!Also sorry again for being so late I am a huge faget.
Rolled 9 (1d19)Background pony is up.
>>41658656Officially Midnight Pacific time. Unofficially, when I get off my lazy ass to do the drawing, so probably sometime next thread.
>>41658675You've hit both sides of me now.
Rolled 2 (1d18)Ponk is up
>30-45 day turnaround for an order to be shipped>Decide to just get it in bulk from somewhere elseMy cardees are about to get some stocking stuffers.
Rolled 5 (1d18)>>41658774Lastly trash...I mean Rara.
>>41658743>Eighth Notch gets slapped on both flanks
>>41652592I'm looking forward to it!
>>41658220I'm going to be mailing 50 cards. I want to try and paint them all like I did last year. That'll be an ordeal though.(Insert every other mention of my name here)Oh I should really check all the other stuff before I start replying to things lol. I need to start working on your cards as well.Would've replied to every card call out I got in this thread but the system thought my post was spam lol.
>Wake up early to send gifts and cards before work>The post office is closed for another hour because there aren't enough staff.Luckily, I was able to give the box to the kind postal worker, but couldn't send the cards.So congratulations Pineapple Rightside Up Cake you'll get your gift soon! When you receive it, please remove the boring outer box, you will not get any spoilers, but several smaller pony boxes.>>41656546>>41657596>>41657621Wowza!Probably, should call my remaining cardees>Fluster Dust>Illumination>Speed Limit>Ice-Cream Social>Candlelight Archive>Jolly Joystick>Farmyard Funk>Piece of Cake>Cherry Merlot>Strawberry Shortcut>Broccoli Time>Rolling StockingI'll do my best
Holy fuck, that's a wrap. Wanna thank everyone who entered as I seriously enjoyed every single submission. If I knew I would have received this many entries I would have stocked up on prizes. Winners please contact Pony Claus and tell them to send me your shipping address so I can get your winnings to you. Big Winners: >green apple cyser(Ponk)>Wynter Wye(Rara)>Fumble Buns(AJ)>Obtuse Caboose(Derpy)>Spider Bucket(Shy)Biggest oof:>My SanteeLet me tell you, folks, he didn’t want any of these mares, no mention of them on his wishlist, okay? Still, he entered this tremendous giveaway. Entered it! And guess what? He lost. Lost big. 0/5. It’s unbelievable, but that’s how it goes sometimes.
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>>41658779>>41658932Holy shit not only did I win but I got my wife by chance! It's meant to be bros
>>41656183It's a Dashmas miracle
>>41658675>>41658932Thank you for this giveaway it was fun to enter and see all the drawings. I’m happy to have won AJ!
>>41658936This gotta be the most lewd thing I've seen on this year. Spoiler that shit!
>>41658925Calling out my cardees!>Garden Party>Swizzle Stick>Loving Light>Dancer Do>Top Ten
Yer a wizard, Pinkie. Well, what do you lads think? Stick with this image or find another one? Original: https://ponerpics.org/img/view/2023/12/8/6847995.jpg
>>41659046IloveherIloveherIloveherIloveherIloveherIloveherIloveherIloveherIloveher
I add one single set of pony stickers to my cart and my amazon recommendations are trashed, with one exception of gel bandages(???)
I am new to this so these cards are going to be goofy I am sure but I have->Calico Apron>Quivering Cloaca the Gryphon i really hoped i wouldnt have to type those words in that order but cardslut is punishing me>Peppermint Permafrost>Blue Jay>Moon Cup The BatponyOne of these creatures happens to enjoy the tamers, am I going to get in trouble for shoving a DVD into an envelope? Choosing which video(s) will be hard though, I have them all burnt to disc for myself and it took 5 of them... Hmm, and then what to do with the others...
Yay, got the card assignments, time to go into maximum cheer overdrive.
>>41659115very cute filly
Good morning friends!How goes the season?
>>41658610>>41658932yay! muffin mare! I shall cherish heralso, Peppermint Preen I haven't forgotten your drawing, I'm just trying to manage my sleep schedule better (drawing from 10pm to 6am isn't really healthy)
>>41659230I'm going to make it through. I can't let my Santee or my cardee down.
I got my cardees this morning!! I worked so hard on the art for my card, I’m so excited for you to see it! GET READY FOR HORSEGarden PartyHolly Hype Slipping TimeHappy HeartsongCauliflower CustardKettle CornIcicle Slither the LamiaIlluminationBottom FloorBig FinishNarrow GaugeDancer DoCracked CalabashRolling StockingEighth NotchSun KinkHolofoil HalterDesigner DoohickeyPuddle JumpDollar Store DecorGET READY FOR HORSES
>>41659234also I should probably announce my cardees:Caramel SwingFluffy FeathersIcicle Slither the LamiaAunt AntimacassarLamplighter the Moth PonyI'll try my best to fill your cards with a lot of autism
>>41658622>>41658932Oh sweet! Thanks for hosting this giveaway. I'll treasure her forever! Email sent!
>>41659234Muffin Mare a best and so are you. Proud of you for working on that healthy sleep schedule.
Hey Brass Collar, I will be sending your gift in two batches, as one of them is taking a lot of time to craft, and I will be overseas before it can be finished, hence sending first batch to save on postage fees.
i sure hope my card doesnt give off fetishy vibes although im unsure of how to handle the request any differently
>>41658826That might need to be drawn>>41658932Thank you for hosting, this was a good time.
>>41658932Congrats to the lucky winners.
>even crayola is selling sex toys nowbuying non-sexual stuff for my santee is really hard
>>41652111CheckedI am happy to say I have most of your gift together! There is one item that I had special ordered just for (you) that I think you'll love, but I am not sure if it will make it in time. Would you like me to send everything I have here and send out the late item on it's own if it shows late, or put it all together for you in one possibly delayed package? This item is the main part of the gift I will add. The item just shipped out today.
>>41659485If you can fit your dick in that, please hit me up.
>>41657621Ayy, can't wait to see your card too, friend!Still waiting on those damn stickers here, but I've at least got everything ready to send the present off to my santee now. I'm aiming to do it all in one fell swoop. I just need those damn stickers already!
Bump limit hit. Horsemas is ogre.
>>41659518Hit you up for what?
>>41658596>>41658622>>41658675>>41658774>removed from raffle once Derpy was goneDamm, didn't think that's how this was going to go. I would've wanted any of them but prioritized Derpy in case you rolled 5 random names and then looked at any preferences after. Not that you'd literally raffle them off and pull me out of the lineup once she was gone.
>>41659576he explained multiple times that it would be done like that
>>41650760Coal Shovel, Do you have any extra pics of that OC?
>>41658639Dang, these spoilers I'm not looking at are getting me all excited about the thing I don't know about
I love (You)
Slack Action your shit has been ordered so hopefully with some luck I can have it shipped out in a week or two, it's extra shitposty so I hope you love it :3
these are my card assignmentsCrosstie CritterQuivering Cloaca the GryphonFumble BunsPeppermint PermafrostFrankincense Express
>>41659546Some...holiday cheer.
>>41658932yippeeee i was hoping for derp but ponk is good too !!! tyty
>>41658932oh and if it makes it easier since i’m going to hoof deliver your presents the second the last part comes in, would you rather give the ponk to me in person?
>>41659626SANTEE!Hello! I love you so much. I want to make out with you and have your babies you handsome devil! How are you, how is your Horsemas going so far?
AAAAAAAAA, my filly fell off her shelf today and landed right on one completed part of the gift that was sitting on my table, causing it to fall to the ground and break. Thankfully, the damage isn't too bad and should be fairly easy to fix, but I'm already behind schedule, and I really didn't need another thing to deal with right now.
>>41659826ANON, YOU FOOL! We TOLD you about the sedatives, bro. At least you managed to contain that filly before it could clone itself in your microwave.If that happened to me, I'd unironically cry. I'm sorry you have to suffer one of those /ss/ nightmares. At least it's not as hopeless a situation as "your parcel fell into the ocean". Hang in there.
Sounds like your filly needs a spanking.
>>41659899>breaking a hoofmade presentThe Chikatilo treatment would be more appropriate.
>>41659852Oh, she's definitely contained now. But yeah, my heart definitely also skipped a beat when I saw it on the ground. But it could have been much worse, the damage thankfully wasn't too bad
>Santee showed up at my house, stole the gift for him, and then said I'd better go shopping since I have no proof of giftingRemember to photograph your stuff ASAP, sometimes your Santee is an asshole like mine
>>41659903Why is filly so pale
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>>41659905if you have receipts then there ya go
>>41659801If our coordination works out and I happen to be home when you show up, then yes I can certainly do that.
>>41659923My Santee's dog ate themAnd my Santee's cat drank all my cranapple juice
>>41659907oh my god, anon, you cant just ask ponies why theyre white
>>41659580Guess I missed that part. Also depends on when. I tuned out largely after I entered, so if it was after I already put in my submission then that doesn't really help anything.>>41659826>>41659903Kek
>>41658349I forgor that I even posted thisI am sorry
>>41658936>mutual preening on the first date>and on wedding day Premarital is given the Peppermint Peen
>>41658936woops, forgot to add frosted tips to a bit of her mane.
>>41660128unfneed more of these two
Anyone baking?
>>41660169Treehugger
>>41660169Anon, Christmas was two months ago, let it go, you have been grinched and there is nothing in the world that can change that.
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>>41650480may i have song of horror pleaseeewould probably be AJ though, i feel like even if i were to play off my drinks as casual ones she could see the shame and guilt right through my eyes-and since AJ it would probably be her cider, or she caught me cracking into twi's wine cellaralso these pants were already peed in when i got them
>>41659938bet !! we can definitely work that out, i’ll probably be swinging by this weekend is everything goes to plan
New bread when?
Oh fuck, I just realized I forgot to put a new thread on my wishlist. Sorry everyone, I'll make sure to remember next year.
>>41659709No u
>>41660683Reminder that shittertards are flooding the board because another art pack to spite the zippertit troons is being planned. Beware of offboarders, ignore frogposters, and protect yourselves and others. They're unstable, vengeful, and likely WILL drop by when they see the new threads at the top of the catalogue.
>page 10>no new threadit's over, we are all getting grinched
>>41659586Spaghetti Slip? yesplenty even
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new thread here!>>41660807>>41660807>>41660807>>41660807
>Benevolent Bedlam>Big Finish kek>Puddle Jump>Crow's Feet the Griffon>Holofoil HalterSomehow missed the email two days ago, but y'all are my cardees! Benevolent Bedlam and Big Finish y'all's cards are probably going to be late due to y'all being eurofags, but I'll put extra stuff in there to make it up to you!
>>41656510It's a white mare with a peppermint-ish styled mane. (red with a couple white, uniform streaks along the length of her wavy mane.) Sky blue eyes, she wears a red scarf and has black boots with white fluff at the top.
