>>41665076
First for buggo

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>>41663250
>After but a few minutes, you had the culprit
>The investigation was less painful than you anticipated
>The issues surrounding it? Well:
"I have more Twinkies, girls. I'm not angry about it being gone but families shouldn't just steal from each other! Nobody's leaving this table until you fess up."
>All the fillies remain silent
>They could be covering for the thief
>They could also have simply failed to notice anything over the riotous consumption of banana creme cake
>"Yarr, captain, I could spill tha beans if'n ye top up me adult beverage!"
>You almost chastise little Nemo for sneaking booze, but you give her the benefit of a sniff first
>She's actually drinking tap water out of a moonshine jug
>Kinderponies
>Friggin Kinderponies, you swear.
>Your return with the verboten swill is met with a chorus of "HOW COME SHE GETS TO-"
"I don't care if you girls drink plain water. Actually I'd be happy- plain water is good for humans!"
>"Yarr, that's wha makes it an ADULT beverage, me hearts!"
>Your approval, of course, makes water icky again
>Nemo takes a massive chug from her bottle and almost falls out of her chair
>She's saved by Nettie trying to yank the bottle out of her hooves
>A ponyfight ensues
>Which consists mostly of the pair squeakily bonking each others' heads
"Nettie you can get some from the sink! I'll put up a little stair set so you all can reach!"
>"Sacre bleu, it is not about the water, she has the only cool bouteille corsaire!"
>Resolving to resolve this issue constructively, you go and fetch an assortment of neato drinking vessels
>Let everypony have the fashionable cup of their choice
>Junior took the mug that just says Coffee Joke; clearly continuing to be the most daughterest daughter
>Nettie has a crystal wine goblet for all her French aristocracy tea parties
>Note to self: keep your self defense guillotine locked up TIGHT
>Oneiros.... huh, she didn't take one? Oh well, you can just leave the novelty cups in a pile for when she does want one
>The fur and chew toy noises finally settling, Nemo tells it plain between drinks and fake hiccups:
>"Yarr, it was Oneiros, she kind of yelled she was still hungry and that you should grab a replacement for yourself while you were up. Actually her eyes have been doing the flashy thing this entire time, did ye not notice?"
>Fuck
>You take off your Private Time Preservation Cap
>-THER I ATE THE TWINKIE PLEASE CEASE THIS ADMITTEDLY DROLL FIASCO
>PLEASE I CAN FEEL JUNIOR'S BLADDER STRAINING AGAINST ITS CONTENTS
>EVERY DISTRESSED NERVE IN HER HINDQUARTERS BLINDS MY MIND'S EYE AS IF A THOUSAND SUNS PEEING IN MY CEREAL
>Oops
"Yeah ok, dinner's dismissed or whatever. Oneiros, next time consider bugging one of your sisters to get my attention?"
>That's not going to work in the long-term
>A daughter shouldn't have to harass her sisters to get attention, after all

>>41665412
kek little shits

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>>41666586
if she doesn't watch her mouth she's gonna get booped

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>Twilight didn't understand why Anon thought her latest ad modelling was inappropriate
>They told her to look like she loved the hayburg
>So that's what she did!

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>>41667356
is this a thinly disguised fetish

>>41668094
She just really likes hayburgers. This is canon, you all saw Twilight Time.

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>>41668094
My brother in Christ, half of all pony fanart ever made is barely-disguised fetish art.

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tactical mare deployment

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>>41668667
Tactical Snowpity Bombardment is a crime against equinity...

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>>41669156
But you see Captain, since the Tactical Snowpity Bombardment was launched against a human rather than an equine, it is not presently a crime. Therefore, no charges can be made against the aggressor at this time.

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>>41669510
That is pedantry and you know it, Data.
Morally and ethically, it's still a crime of the most severe sort!

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>>41669523
"Oh, I know Hinny of the Hills. And what she might say like totally fake, I say super serious: 'What a piece of work is mare! How noble in reason! How infinite in snowpity! In form, in moving, how fast and awesome! In doing stuff, how like a princess! In learning stuff, how like a..... different word for princess!'"

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>>41669523
Honestly, I'd rather face the law than face public outrage.

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they cannot be stopped

>>41671139
Kirin aren't big fish, they're just normal fish in a small pond. They'll learn the hard way when Anon brings out the liquid nitrogen.

And then Anon gets booped by his snowpony for taking her bath water

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>Huh, must've been the wind.

>>41672278
Imagine the ear wiggling that'd be going on with the head tilts

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>>41672332