Secret Santa is back in action!Come celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are.>How’s this thing work?Read the FAQ!The short form:Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!Click a link at: https://horsemas.anonfilly.com/Schedule of events and deadlines:Oct Past: Signup doc goes live.Oct 31st at 11:59pm CST: Signups close. NO EXCEPTIONS.Nov 1st onwards: Gift assignments will be given out. After gift assignments are finalized card assignments will be given out, please be patient.Dec 1st - 10th is the latest suggested mailing period. Consider mailing on the early side if you’re shipping internationally.Dec 2nd: Signups for latecomers closeFAQ here : https://fag.anonfilly.com/Have thoughts/suggestions? The suggestion box is here: https://reeeeeee.anonfilly.com/Coordinator email for comments/concerns/general inquiries: ponyclausmlp@gmail.comCard Ambassador and assistant dragon supreme: thecardslut@gmail.com>BUT IT’S NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS YET! REEEEE!GO! GO! GO! MAIL! MAIL! MAIL!If you haven't wrapped- SENT your gifts it's time for that, my friends. If you're experiencing unavoidable or unexpected delays be sure to inform your Santees in thread and maybe even Pony Claus too if you can't get a response.THE LAST DAY TO MAIL WAS YESTERDAY, DECEMBER 10TH! IF YOU HAVEN'T MAILED OUT YET, GET ON IT!In the meantime, while we wait to open presents, hang out, talk with your fellow anons, write a green, write a song, draw an OC, have some fun! Buy some cookies!!!!Previous Thread: >>41716342
First for kissing Cookie Kiln on the lips
(repost)Quiet Reflection, planning on shipping out either wednesday or thursday morning. I should've mentioned a delay of a day or two, really sorry, I'm about to graduate so I've been trying to deal with move-out procedures, graduation preparations, etc. and it's been a bit of a headache. You mentioned two separate addresses, I'm planning to pay extra for usps priority mail to arrive at the original address, will that be a problem? Should arrive within 1-3 days.
>>41722533Third for kissing Cookie Kiln on the lips (post-milk dunk)
life’s been super super busy all of a sudden- shout out for click clack !!
Stocking Stoker keep an eye out for mail within 1 week
Night Crawler the Breezie, I sent your packages last week and gave Pony Claus the tracking numbers. One package seems to be nearby you but the other seems to have not moved from the post office I left it at? I'm not sure whats going on but hopefully its just a mistake in the tracking and it's getting there fine. Let me know if you get both or just 1 package!
!!! ATTENTION, LURKERS !!!Thank (You) for your attention. Now post, ya faggits.
nth for eggnog
Speed Limit, I believe your package should be available for pickup!
>>41722608
>>41722618It is indeed, just haven't had time to pick it up yet. I'll try to hopefully get it later today.
>>41722611Now i want egg nog!
Rarity! Finally!Slippery Slope, your gift has finally started its way! Tracking number will be provided shortly. Lets hope it arrives before Horsemas and safely.Farmyard Funk, your card is sent as well. I have certain worryings about it, so, please, keep me updated once you recieve it.Also, pic related, its awesome.
>>41722632Yay!
>>41721395WTF?I guess I should have printed the shipping label upside down for her to follow. Rookie mistake, I know.
Broccoli Time, did your request next. Full Image : https://files.catbox.moe/r5py96.png
Work last night was a killer. The piles of cards and gifts are really starting to ramp up now. Next week is going to be where things really go into maximum overdrive. Send help.
Also Banjo Boogie I got your card! I love this little Rarity, put her on my keys right away. The stickers are great too, thanks bro!
>>41722688Good lucky dusty bin! You can do it!
>>41722696tiny sneaky rarity will protect you always
can i sign up for the gift exchange next year and not get a santa assigned to me? i won't be needing my pony merch anymore. i want to make sure my lifesize waifu goes to a good home.
>>41722686broccoli post-squash soup
>>41722783just run a giveaway lol
>>41722783You could join the card exchange and then host a giveaway
>>41722608so glad I could make a meaningful contribution to the thread lmao
>>41722787>>41722788i don't want to host a giveaway. she's supposed to be a surprise.
>>41722608>no callout from Santa or posts by him in over a month>yesterday was the final day to ship>no tracking info>no late shipping warning>no contact>can only assume gift is hype as fuck or a 2 kg turd covered in glitter
>>41722792Raffle something else and simply ship that AND the life size plush to me
>>41722686whew
>>41722783Please take the time to find a suiteable home for your lifesize. For your peace and hers.
Reposting from last thread:Green Glowie, I'm putting my name back on to let you know that your gifts are pretty much done! There is one thing I'm still waiting on in the mail, I'm hoping to get it in the next few days. I'll have everything wrapped and sent out on Monday so it can make it to you in time for Horsemas. If for some reason the thing I have coming in the mail arrives late, I'll still ship out what I have and mail it out separate.Hope you enjoy the rest of the season!
>>41722686Ha, nice one, thanks!
>>41722783>i won't be needing my pony merch anymoreI made this mistake once, anon. You will be back
>>41722783If that's Rarity - you're dead, pal.
>>41722784That looks fucking delicious
>>41722853You've never had broccoli and cheese?
>>41722864I love broccoli and cheese. Just broke at the moment and living off hotdogs and ramen kek
>>41722783>>41722838I too made this mistake back in 2016. Disappeared for a good 5 years and came back because this board and its culture is truly the best on this god forsaken website. Almost all of my early fandom officially licensed merch went to an orphanage. If you aren't dying please put your mare in storage for a while and mull over what you're doing or give her to an anon who will lover her as much as you did.
>>41722874>this board and its culture is truly the best on this god forsaken website.I'd go further to say the best place on the Internet in general. It's a wasteland, and this is the oasis.
> past recommended shipping deadline>haven't heard from santa since the callout postit's over
Hey Chuckles, good new is I got your card with the coal filly cutout, bad news is that you used too much glue and her head snapped off when I tried to separate her from the card (it's nothing a few drops of super glue won't fix). In my defense, I thought it was the backside of the flexible fridge magnet ^:/
>>41721146I might have gotten it but I'm not sureI'll have to take a picture of it when I get home
I was snagging a celsius at wawa this morning before work and an employee wished me Merry Christmas for the first time in like 5 years. Quite a surreal experience since that's been "no no language" since 2017. The world is healing. Marry Christmas, Anons.
>>41722533>>41722542i love marekissing>>41722783I agree with the anon who suggests putting your mare away for a while to think it over, if I was to ever give away my big fluttershy I don't think I would ever be able to forgive myself>>41722960anon i dont think a mare survives this
>>41723033>anon i dont think a mare survives thisDont worry, it's just a scratch, she is fine. With just a little bit of sand paper it will look brand new.
>>41723044we can rebuild her!
Ruby Royale, your gift is on its way! forgot to mention I shipped it monday, should be getting to you on the 12th!
Eiderdown, I have received this absolute BEAUTY of a box covered in Discord and Derpy art. My postman liked it quite a bit, took a good look at all sides and asked whether this was anime-related. Of course I corrected him about it being from the My Little Pony™ cartoon and part of a Secret Santa gift exchange. He used a slang word of great praise, "Mega!", to describe it. And that's why I love spaghetti. I will try not to open it prematurely unless you're worried something in there might have suffered in transport and requires inspection. ^:)You had promised chaos, chaos, and nothing but chaos, and I believe you. Even my name was spelled wrong (tracking info had my first name wrong, last name correct; hand-written address had my first name correct, last name wrong, kek), so that's bonus points on the chaos scale. It found its way to me without a hitch, regardless, because you had also promised that Discord will find me.
>>41723061There is nothing inside that can spoil. In addition, as I wrote everything inside is wrapped in paper and a sheet with small parts is wrapped in an envelope.
>>41723068Package en route!Santa should mail you about tracking site.
>>41722365>>41722432Based tastes my friend. It warms my heart to see a Tuesday enjoyer.
>>41722872Have you tried investing 2 million in real estate? Just do that and stop making excuses for being poor.
Surely this is the thread Blue Jay posts the gift picsAm I cooked?
>>41722666Will keep you updated!Also... my IRL name? really? thanks, that's a first.here's a bit of trivia, in my country there was a guy with the same name that was basically a serial killer, he even has a whole wikipedia page
>>41723068>There is nothing inside that can spoil.Except for a letter spoiling the fun, of course. Ok, I get the hint, I have no excuse to peek inside before Horsemas... unless... just kidding. I will store the box where I can see it to get the happy feels, I will sniff the smell of slightly damp cardboard and merriness, and I will keep it away from my family who'd be brutally mogged by a gift from a stranger. That way, I can also set up a proper unboxing to share with the thread.To my cardees Fluffy Feathers and Turntable Toboggan, your cards will be posted these days. I had such a hard time picking one idea or another, losing precious time. Yes, I'm a timeblind retard.
>>41722558That's understandable. No worries here.
>>41723112>serial killer but not quite>was means dead>not american>easily recognize able name by an americanI cant believe we've got a heinrich himmler participating in secret santawait yes I can, he was a big fan of the ss
>>41723061wtf since when is discord kinda hot
>>41723126The cover has been blown! Time to run for the hills
Hey Santa idk why you sent me a bag of your toenail clippings but thanks for the gift(?)
Ginger pop tour card has been sent out!!!@!
>>41723131Excuse me, that's my waifu. Stay faithful to your own despite slowly realizing that Discord is the pinnacle of creation. >;)~
>>41722853Holy shit you can see an animation error on Fluttershy's chest
>>41723134how many times have you killed kiwi and used his body for fertilizer on your farm?
>>41723176This explains everything, wtf. Goddammit, Farmyard Himmler!>>41723174Can't unsee. Thanks, I hate it.
>>41723112Why have i learned it just now? There's so much lore on this guy, i could have put quite a few in my drawing, lmao.
>>41722532Horsemas train has a lot in common with my favorite train
First international card in the mailbox today! Thank you for the cheer, Chuckles! It seems you put some coal in there by mistake though, I promise I've been a good filly this year! Nevertheless, I promise to take good care of the coal foal.Thank you for the beatiful card, the lovely message and all your hard work. I hope life is not too hard on you since I dont see you around much this year. Please remember to take care of yourself. Have a great holiday season /)
Hey Insomnia the Changeling, I went to go deliver your card, but due to the strike I can't use the regular post office, and other services like UPS don't have access to PO Boxes.Would you be willing to send Card Slut a "real address", as they call it, or would you rather wait 'til the strike is over for me to send it?
Oh right, the """"suggested"""" mailing date passed. Just to not have you anxious, Caramel Copycat, I'll be sending your things within a few days, and it'll arrive way before Christmas unlike what the """"OP"""" suggests.
Popcorn Pan, this is your Santa speaking and just wanted to say that your gifts were shipped yesterday and that I gave the tracking info to Pony Claus
>>41723399Hello, good sir!I require your phone number and email address. Satan Pone I mean Clause Pone should relay the request to you soon.Also, the final piece of your gift only just shipped to me. I'll send it to you separately when it gets here and send the rest with expedited shipping as soon as I get the required info to make sure it gets to you on time.
>>41723484Hello Santa, I'm keeping eye on my email inbox and promise to reply promptly!
>>41716687>>41721120Hype! Can't wait to get it. Also I love the mug, I just started to listen to them.
Weather Duster, you've got 2 packages on the way!! One is expected to arrive today, and the other is expected to arrive by the end of tomorrow!I really hope you love them!
Sibilant Scales the Lamia! I got your message via Pony Claus. I am beyond relieved to know that you are still here and that your package has arrived safely.I also heard from Pony Claus that Canada Border services definitely opened and looked through the package. I took a picture of all the ponies I packed in there (forgot to take a pic of the chocolates though) so we will find out soon if they put everything back.I hope you saw the note on the box telling you to open upon receipt. I split the gift into a few smaller boxes that are individually wrapped in the big box, but you can enjoy the card and chocolates right away! I will warn you though I doubt that customs took the time and care to properly re-wrap all of the items inside. Still feel free to open it, although be careful while doing so because there may be spoilers peeking out of hastily wrapped boxes?If you get a chance I would love to hear from (you) in the threads! Feel free to let me know how many smaller gifts are in the box if you do open it early, and also whether the chocolates and card made it to you. i would love to know for sure that customs didnt abduct all your ponies
>>41722783>>41722792Giving a life size away as a "surprise" will almost guarantee she doesn't find a good home. Not everyone has space or living conditions for a life size, more so if she's secondhand and especially if she isn't their waifu.
>>41722532Yo, Sparklemoon Shimmersun! FedEx finally dropped off the package yesterday! Again, I’m super sorry I missed your callouts, I’ve been fucking slammed the last couple of weeks. Dude, I can’t wait to open this thing. I got your tracking from Santa Pone a couple weeks ago and have been checking it literally every day.Hope your Christmas is going well!
>GIVEAWAY MOMENT<$50 Steam gift card, delivered with a handmade Christmas card>how do I enter?1. Draw my beloved, Nightmare Moon, and post in thread. Just make sure you honor her with more effort than a stickmare. 2. Promise to at least spend some of the money on a pony game, like Marequest, its soundtracks, or the official MLP Pinball, to name a few. No I wont be checking, not like I have means to.>when is the drawing?Sunday the 15th, noonish EST so I can get the card to you ideally before the sale ends.US-only due to the gift card, unfortunatelyCurrent Entries: 1. Tail Dragger2. Pasture Bedtime
(Reposting this from the last bread)>Cracked Calabash>Banjo Boogie>Chikun of the Sea>Hump Yard>Quivering Cloaca the GryphonI am so fucking sorry but yesterday i was unable to go to the post office because work ran stupidly long and it was closed by the time I got off.Your cards are all finished and ready to go, they are waiting for me in my car and i will run them to the post office as soon as i get out. Cracked Calabash, yours will be mailed via Fedex because your postal service is completely broken
>>41722686Uh, which hole?
>>41722668Ice-Cream Social, the package has been secured! Filly did try to break into it right away, but I managed to stop her before she got too far. And get this, she actually thought that this pathetic excuse of a disguise would fool me, as if I wouldn’t recognize her! Unbelievable.
>>41723663What do you mean? I have never seen that handsome gentlecolt in my life. If you think that's a filly, you must be blind, baka.
Also, reposting from the last thread.>GIVEAWAYOh yes, I really wanted to craft something again for a giveaway this year, but with the gift taking more time than initially expected and with some other real life things getting in the way then I just didn't have time for that. But I will still hold a small giveaway.>THE PRIZEPrinceWhateverer's REIMAGINE CD. But since raffling away a single CD didn’t feel quite enough, then I decided to also throw in a 30cm Chinese Fluttershy plushie. The final package will probably also contain some extra goodies including my iconic /mlp/ nostalgia mix tape™ ^:)>HOW DO I ENTER?Just reply to this post with your holiday ID on and I'll write your name down! However, there is a way to get an additional entry as well. For this I require new pictures of my cute Appul wife. No skill required, /bale/ works wonders!>DEADLINEI'll draw the winner at around 10:00 PM UTC on SaturdayCurrent entries, let me know if I somehow missed you:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19pU0ZCuqH8yymWlEH_0ZbZUVDx98idwyLOdnd9MRJD0/edit?usp=sharing>>41721086>>41721566Thank you anons for the wonderful drawings! I love them!
>>41723674I don't know, something just really feels off about him, or her.
>>41723700howdy !! i’ll draw the appul pone when i get home
>>41723700appul hors... I'll finish this later
>>41723560forgot name mb
Huh, neat, a new thread while I was doing chores after a 12 hour nap. My effective Friday going into Tuesday morning was literal hell. I'm almost tempted to do a greentext vent/rant later this evening because my time management got fully Murphy's-Law'd.To my santa: seems like my package could arrive in a few hours or tomorrow, depending on the postal folks queue. I'll definitely post when it's in hand.My fatigue has allowed those pumpkins to taunt me on the shelf. They are facing my knife tonight after I wake up.Might as well pump some engagement and cheer with the new thread. Y'all want to share some past Thoughtful gifts received? (Ideally those low-cost but super thoughtful gifts that hit in the feels for your gifter's consideration)
SEASONS GREETINGS, SEASONS GREETINGS.I have no fucking idea why 2 packages shipped at the same time were delivered 1 week apart but the other half of your present arrived. they're both wrapped up so it's ok to open the packages and put them under your tree
>>41723582She will give Anon delicious dreams of her juicy blue ponut
>>41723806You might want to be careful with that shipping label Oco>>41723700I'd love to be entered!
Gonna update the game list in a bit, I need to prune it down since we gave out almost 20 titles last thread. >>41717276 Should be by tonight at least.
>>41723480Gotcha, thanks for the update Santa!
>>41723700So here's my bonus entry (I'm already in the list for simply replying). That is, assuming I'm not disqualified for making cursed images.
>>41724045I'm not going to scroll by without saying HOWDY.
>>41723786Dreamin' of abple...>>41724045>assuming I'm not disqualified for making cursed imagesPardner, just look at the giveaway I did last year >>40529154, I am definitely more than fine with cursed images. That being said, this might just be the funniest shit I've ever seen. Would boopAlso, I am probably going to update the sheet just once per thread, so don't worry if you posted in this one and you don't see your name in the list yet.
>>41723700
Dreamer Do you have not been forgotten! Life's been getting in the way, so I'm not quite ready to send your gift out yet. But rest assured that I'll be getting it in the mail for you by the end of the week!
>>41707884Whew, I'm so glad I read the post first and didn't spoil the surprise, dangerous game there. I'm getting quite excited! Feel free to take longer if you need, I don't mind the box arriving late (may prefer it actually) as I will be away from home and visiting family during the week of Christmas (probably 22nd-28th). I hope you're having fun working on whatever is hiding behind that spoiler! >>41686940>>41687073Awwww what a pretty mare! Thanks for the milkshake it's delicious!Thank (You) for the wonderful art Obtuse Caboose! I'm gonna repost it, she's cute. I hope you had a great Thanksgiving friend!! >>41721840I'll (You) you! But yes please prioritize frens who haven't got art yet. Reference here >>41718218 (thanks? You really like Peppermint huh) Speaking of, sure >>41717569 if you'd like to draw her! >>41721987Oh my... I think I'm all caught up now, you guys really sped up the last few threads.
I've gotten some cards over the past few days and i love them! first up is Eight Notch's card, with a beautiful drawing of my waifu, plus a cute rock horse inside as well! i love them dearly
a card from Icicle Slither the Lamia, i love the artwork and sticker! and yes, I have been collecting since i was a wee autism child lol
and finally, the BIG BOY from Rolling Stockings! I was not expecting a card of this proportion and it made me SMILE, i love it so much, and will be putting my poster of glim in my room!
>>41724229It's all good! Feel free to take your time if any other issues pop up, no rush on my end, but will be eagerly awaiting it if it's ready to be sent out by the end of the week. Thanks for brightening up the season!Coincidentally, Lengthy Lanyard, wanted to pop in to let you know the last part of your gift has arrived and now it's all ready to be sent out! I will be sending out your Horsemas care package this week, I presume next week sometime will be alright for it to arrive? Or are there any travel plans I should schedule around?
sent out cards around the 1st, only one has confirmed made it but the anon was like a 20 minute drive from me. the others I'm worried about
>>41724437Youre used to Amazon and UPS times. USPS is slow now.
Santa I think I got your gift (a cardboard box sealed with duct tape). Is it safe to open the box up, are the things inside wrapped?
>tfw my christmas gift is having to burn $800 on replacing my battery and alternator
>>41724632Least you don't have to pay a $14k bill to the feds like I do. The joys of being a 1099 independent contractor.
>>41723582
>>41724632>tfw unemployed and living with my parentsJust give up on life, it’s so much easier.
Thank you so much, Chuckles!Even though I'm Naughty this coal foal will at least keep me warm enough to not die from Windigo related frostbite. Plus its my first card from the /mlp/ secret santa! It'll have a special place in my collection, Also surprised to see someone so close to me in any of these events, we're literally 2 towns over!
>>41723663Woohoo! Looks a bit beat up though. Hopefully all's good on the inside. Did that unnoteworthy colt on the box do that?
>>41724647Why? Do you have a town rapist?
>>41724725quick tip. but a ring around tape in every dimension to help the box retain it's shape while in transit.and make sure to tape up every seam and over the shipping label with tape to prevent leakage and damage from splashes
>>41722537Alright Quiet Reflection, package has been shipped and tracking info has been sent to Pony Claus. It's USPS, btw.
I dont want to give my santee a crappy creative gift but i cant afford to send it in 2 parts. is it better to just send it and hope it shows up on time for christmas?
LUMPUS WAKE THE FUCK UP
Hi anonymous santa! If you are reading this, I am just curious if there is a gift headed my way already or if you need more time. I havent heard anything about it from Pony Claus. Thanks so much and im super excited!
Feed Bag, your G5:TYT pregnant ankle diaper fart-vore present is inbound, you sick freak.
>>41724437Same, but my guy was euro. Just crossing my fingers that everything went okay and I didn't fuck up in a way I won't know about until it's too late.
I got all of my cards sent, but I suppose I'm not really expecting to get all five back, that seems a bit too lucky
>>41724725No, that suspicious looking pony was actually quite gentle with the box. It was probably just Derpy dropping the package a couple of times on the way here. Hopefully everything inside is in good shape.But >>41724754 has some excellent tips, taping up every seam is something that I also definitely recommend. Also, another thing I would add is to make sure that all the empty space in the box is filled up, whether with some bubble wrap, packing peanuts, old newspapers etc.
>>41724311thanks for the (you) here's your pony drawing
>>41724933hhhhhhhhh
Finally done!Dinky HostlerS’more SouffléLocks MythBanjo BoogieBeefsteak The MinotaurYour letters have been sent off! Hope they arrive safe and non sticky
And Cinder Dick, your gift has been dropped off to the mail mare and is well on its way! Said estimated time of arrival is the 17th
UK /ss/ meetup update:Sun 15th, 11am at Paddington station.Ping anonmous06775@gmail.com if (You) want to join in.Four are confirmed now, including myself.Proper Package, you previously expressed interest >>41702354 but I've not heard from you since, are you coming?>>41722688Dusty Bin, I still have you down as a maybe, any closer to a firm yes or no?
>>41724985Sweet. I'll keep an eye out for it.
And look what arrived today!On Santa's orders >>41717333, I am to open the box now to retrieve baked goodies with assurances that there shall be no spoilers. Let's see what we got...
>>41725000Sadly, I'm going to be missing the meet. Something came up that needs me present, but all the same I hope you all have a good time! My good friend Rolling Stockings should be making it though, and he'll hopefully pass on any messages to the meeting group.
>>41725020Spooky gift wrap indeed - does this mean I'm technically the first anon to get grinched while still receiving the box? An odd paradox.And wow that's a lotta stuff in here, looks like Santa's really outdone himself! As stipulated, I shall remove only the baked goodies and leave the rest from Crimbo.>>41725027That's a shame, but no worries. I've not had any message from your friend though.Rolling Stockings - can you give any kind of confirmation?
SANTA I GOT THE GIFT! came in the mail today, will wait for Christmas to open.
>>41725067kek, gonna have a hard time keeping these chocolate chip oat cookies safe
>>41725076Holy SOVL!
>>41723471SentNo rush, it can't be helped that there is a strike ongoingJust send it when you can or send me a digital card if you want to
>>41725076And resealed until Hearth's Warming with delicious home-baked cookies to tide me over until then, spoiler hazard clearly marked. Thanks a ton Santa, shaping up to be an exciting day!>>41725027Box status for you is still the same, I'm experimenting with some baked goodies I've not made before so will be sending later this week or early next week depending on how badly I mess them up. Everything else is in place.
>>41724592>duct tape^:)It could be that giveaway.
>>41725113Baked goods experiments eh? Should be fun. Hopefully the sorting office doesn't mangle them too badly in transit.
>>41722188Loopsy Siding,Your packages are on their way!
Calico Apron!Attention Calico Apron!When and where do you want the gift handed over?The main things I want done for you is done, but if it is later, closer to Christmas, I might be able to squeeze in some more fun things!Let me know when and if you are fine with your listed secret santa address, or if you would prefer a different place.Thx, Your Santa.
>>41721840>paint patterned mareNot enough of those palomino paints are the most aesthetic horses.>>41721499hell yeah.ATTENTION PUMPKIN PULP DID YOU GET YOUR PACKAGE IT WAS DELIVERED MONDAY PLZ DON'T TELL ME IT WAS PORCHPIRATED IF SO PLEASE TELL ME! THOSE FUCKING NICE PEOPLE AT THE UPS DIDN"T STEAL IT DID THEY!!!!
>>41723583It's done! Your cards have been mailed. Expect cheer and my mediocre art of your favorite poniesCracked Calabash, I lied, I lied to you, I am so sorry. I actually mailed yours via UPS, instead of Fedex. I hope you can forgive me and begin to repair your trust in me.
>>41724045Cute AJ!
>>41724632LOL my alternator died yesterday in mine LOL
>>41707862One package has arrived! I have at least two more coming from who knows where, if they're both you then hey great! If not, I have a mystery package. Should the box go under the tree as is, or are there wrapped things inside?
>>41725075Yay! The items inside are wrapped/clamped shut, so you should be able to open the box without spoiling anything if you so desire.>>41725127Oh fuck you're right
>>41721395Okay, so despite my tracking info saying that Derpy went to the wrong post office, I just picked up some cards this evening and she was right where she was supposed to be? Well I can't think of a better mare to confuse the postal service. This incredibly comfy mare is home and shitposting with me now. Thank (You) King of Ding a ling!
>>41725413You have two additional packages ordered by me that should be coming provided they don't get held up in customs. The one pictured should be fine to open.
>>41725067who's gonna scan the QR code for us and see what bosnian virus comes out of it
>>41725505Your santa here, nice to see that Derpy made it to you. Have you also collected the extra package already? The gift package also seems to have made it to the US so next should be customs.
>>41724792Sorry for the late reply! I just checked my email and sent the info to Pony Claus.
>>41725067>hope you dont mindare you eminem during his second century warlord phase
Snuggle Slug the Changeling you now have three boxes on their way to you, I've sent Pony Clause the details, they should be there on Monday. Be very careful opening the reddish color ones as they are wrapped underneath the paper.
>>41725565Got it. One shows as having been accepted in <Not my country> and the other shows that it cleared customs two days ago.
AHHH PICKLE DE GALLOYou marvelous fucker! Stickers! Wooden magnet! Patch! The Standard Model album!! And a goddamn Anonfilly!!!You didn't just give a me fantastic giveaway prize, you went and gave me a whole Horsemas gift's worth of loot!I will definitely be checking out those bands you recommended (despite their lack of horsey-ness)Thank you so much!!!
>>41722817Yay!If the thing is late, I don't mind waiting. No sense in you paying shipping twice in this economy.
My santa broke into my house and killed meHow the fuck am I supposed to open his present nowHes not going to grinch me is he?Thatd be even worse than murdering me
>>41725652Oh shit. Does this mean I should open my box with the CUTIEMARKS album too? I thought the box was a little too weirdly big for just a vinyl record.
Banjo Boogie, I got your card. Thanks for the stickers and the cute little Twi charm! She was so small, I almost didn't see her at first, but a sparkle caught my eye.>>41723057HYP! I'll keep an eye out.
>>41725680Close up of Twi.
>>41725680Oh right, I forgot to post mine.Lewd stickers are elsewhere at the moment, hid them because of prying eyes
Crossbuck Luck! Your gift is in the mail... to me. Once I get it I'll ship it off to you within a day or two of it getting to me. Hopefully it'll arrive before Horsemas!
>>41725585Yes. I forgot to mention it in thread, but the package arrived last week and I've stashed it away until Christmas. I'm closely watching the tracking on the other package. (And I'm still working through all the treats you sent. Thank you again)
>>41724806The last thing I was waiting on just came in, just waiting for a free minute to box it up and send it off.
>>41725600AAAAAAAAAAAA I AM SO FREAKING EXITED !!!
Spirit StillJust checking that you got the package. Tracking says that it arrived yesterday
Thank you, Iron Ties, this is all wonderful and I will treasure them.
Locks Myth, your gift is almost ready to ship! I'll likely be sending it sometime next week once I get a few extra things to pad out your box. Just know that I skimped out on pony related items in favor of something I hope you and your newborn will be able to enjoy well beyond her infant years.
>>41725685Lucky lucky. Only a dozen of these little idiots went out. Congrats! Like gettin the prize out of a gumball machine.
>>41725853so you hate everyone that you didnt send one too?
>>41725856some people requested no lewd, and didnt get spicy. Some people were dashchads and got temporary tattoos, and some people had gods grace to be first in alphabetical order and receive the sneaky tiny pony charm.So yes. I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE
Me looking at the horse box under the tree
>>41725804Glad you like it!The Maud thing has holes so you can make a 3d sculpture. It should also have hooves.There also should be an ornament.Happy Hearthswarming
>Garden Party>Fluffy Feathers>Juicy Doodle>Cauliflower Custard>Icicle Slither the Lamia>Weather Duster>Tinsel Tote>Store Brand Soup>Lamplighter the Moth Pony>Gandy Prancer>Buffer Bump>Frozen Lake>Jolly Joystick>Ice-Cream Social>Comfy Ditheringand moreYour cards have been sent! Maybe some of the ones travelling further even have a chance of making it on time.I have also received cards from Buffer Bump (ooh, jingly), Ice-Cream Social, Comfy Dithering (I assume your return address being completely different from the one I got from Card Slut is intended), Icicle Slither the Lamia, and what I assume is from the good doctor Pine Needles. As usual I'll open these on or after the big day, so you'll have to wait some more to see them, sorry.
>>41724933Oh my gosh so pretty!! Lovely minty mare thank you she's so amazing AND SO ARE YOU Tail Dragger!
>>41725861Me looking at the empty porch, mailbox, email, and post highlighter
>>41717276To claim a code you'll:0. Look at this entire post before doing anything. Reading only required if you are literate.1. Read the replies to the post first to see which games have already been claimed.2a. Post in the thread With Your Name On and state which game you want, so that other Anons are aware that a game is being claimed by a fellow Horsemas participant AND so I know to expect an email from you.2b. Afterwards, as an engagement check and anti-bot measure, you must also answer my question, either in-thread (highly encouraged) or in the email if you'd prefer to keep it secret for some reason.3. Finally, send me an email mentioning your /ss/ name and the game you're claiming. It doesn't matter if you've emailed before, I need both in the body of the email, though if you have a dedicated /ss/ email that works too for the name.>If you're planning on signing up for latecoomers, unfortunately you'll have to wait to get a name. Git rekt.<This thread's game drops are:How do you do, fellow anonymice? I have come, both insinuating orgasm and arrival to this thread, to share computer-based entertainment programs! There's no strings or hidden fees, and this absolutely isn't tainted by me having watched hours and hours of Indian scammers crying over redeemed gift cards. Christmas is in two weeks. No friends? No family? Fuck it, neither do I, let's play video games anyway. Because I got MAD GAMES, I must be a MAD MAN and make it so everyone gets MAD MAN GAMES. Which means you're getting two games rather than one. That's TWICE the escapism. TWICE the achievement lists you won't ever bother to 100%. TWICE the backlog!Unironically this is what is left over after years of having Humble Monthly Bundles. I want this list down to 0. I want everyone playing games, or re-gifting them to someone who isn't chadly enough to have a name required for a game.>This is the final list, everything must go!<Every thread you can claim TWO gameS, so to the Anon that claimed a game last thread, you can claim another now! Except it's possible because this is the eight one.Email for claiming (follow the instructions above): spicethegingerbread@gmail.comAnd for this thread's question: What is the best general on this board? It doesn't have to be a general that's active currently.HARD MODE: correct guess means you get DOUBLE the vidya. DOUBLE THE TWO, WHAT IS THISPSA: Do not use any cock.li (this includes horsefucker) emails. They're autofiltered by google.
>>41725905>What is the best general on this board? It doesn't have to be a general that's active currently./bale/
>>41725905Oh holy shit you're doing giveaway again? Well in that case I'll be taking Nobody Saves the World and Biomutant.To answer the question I honestly don't know how many generals there are on the board. I dunno if this is a real one but I like the Christian pony threads!
>>41725923This is thread number eight of me giving vidya, second thread where I'm doubling keys up. I want to see how many I can give away before The Day. A lot of the games aren't really well known but indie games are pretty varied in terms of greatness.I'm not aware of that thread but I'd dig it. I know of one filly who would fit right in. I wonder what conversations it would stoke, given it would inevitably involve deeper questions between men, mares, and their respective paths to Heaven.
>>41725905i guess ill get worms rumble and hot brass>best>generalno such thinggenerals bring regularsregulars bring retardsretards ruin everything
>>41725946You best start believin in generals, Ms Turner
>>41725962
>>41725905Ikenfell and The Dungeon of Naheulbeuk: The Amulet of Chaos please/pnk/ is best general obviously
Dearest Santa: Your big chonking gift has arrived. Like a couple days ago actually. I apologize for a slow response! I will post pics on the big day! Thank you so much!
>>41725974YER IN ONE
>>41725860Skill issue. Git gud, scrub.
>>41725860Y-you too.
>>41725998and i was there day one, before it even had a namefellow artfags all leaving for the same reasonsevery "community" dies the same way.
>>41725915/bale/ regulars are kinda rude to new artists. Atleast last i tried using it it felt very not beginner friendly for something made for beginners
Should I be worried if I haven't heard from my latecomers santa?
>>41725853Wow really? I feel so lucky to have gotten the little Ponka. Thank you!
>>41726035Like why have a magma just for bale but allow people that can do art to just fill it up, then tell people to deal with it being like that like the people running it can't do anything about it being constantly full of art already
>>41726030Everything has ebbs and flows. My home thread started off extremely small. Then it got a ton of really talented anons who brought everything to the table at one point or another: art, greens, 3d modeling, even music.But it tapered off. Greens finished, writers had lives to get to, artists vanished and either switched focus or did their own things. That's not a bad thing. The momentum glue that held everyone together slowed down and grew a little brittle. Now it's just hibernating until next time. And it'll be that much better that time. What matters was that it was all done, and proof of that work and love exists even now. Short of every local hard drive and every server frying, it'll always be there. It's own mark in the abyssal history of the internet. Extra pebbles that help make the mountain of poni.
>>41725767Thank you for the update! I am so excited to see what you have in store.
>>41726071i get how things gobut i got my answersa few bad apples spoil the bunchhave enough apples, and soon everyone's rotten or gone
>>41725905if i forgot to claim anything on thread 23 could i get four of them or is that the price of being a dumb dumb
>>41723560Yoooooooooooooooooo!Feel free to take the main box out of the normal brown box. They just double boxed it because UPS. Also charged me more because of the new box size... Also my christmas has been mixed, but it'll get better.I'm happy it got there though! Have a merry hearthswarming!
>>41725905Claiming Crusader Kings 3 and LawnMower Simulator. Also obviously the best general is /ntt/
>>41725903You’ve just gotta believe
>>41725894Thanks, glad you like it!Here are drawings for Delta Wing and Top Gunner idk if they've got drawings or not
>>41726098I don't think that's true. The bad and worse is that life happens. One writer went to go be a great dad. Another came out of quasi-retirement, took years to finish his story and then said he was done. Another had a lot of bad shit happen that got in the way. Rotten apples come and go, and the good apples are allowed to grow, mature and then are picked. It's the tree that matters. You get that momentum going back again, I'm 100% certain that the old and new will come back or for the first time. Then you get a new wave. /flutterrape/ had it, /yandere/ had it, variations of /pie/-/aie/ had it.But fuck real life. That's the only real thing that can stop even good things.
>>41726129you're talking about /rgm/, arent youi swear ill finish mine one of these fucking days, worked on it day before yesterday even
>>41726098appels ar ment 2 rot if their not eatedhow els dose the seedes on inside grow 2 a neu tree
>>41726102Oh SHIT what have you done?!You can claim two. But. Poni butt. If you list whatever other two you'd like and no anon claims them by the end of the thread, I can make up for it. But it relies on no other anons wanting to swipe them out from under your nose. There are more than enough keys and I don't see anyone caring that hard if an exception is made.
>>41726138Worse, I'm talking about /bootleg/
>>41726163well that makes me die inside
>>41726163I miss that thread so fucking much
>>41725652Glad to see it made it over safely.You're welcome. Enjoy, friend.
>>41726184the only problem with a dead general is that it didnt die sooner
>>41726184You and me both, brother. But it will return. There are a lot of greens that are not yet finished. More after them too.
>>41726184I concede…/bootleg/ is kino
>>41725905Operation: Tango and Police Stories please>tqI do like bale
>>41726184I love you, dining
>>41726207
>>41726163Bootleg was kino
>>41726207I weep.
>>41725905Kingdoms of Amalur: Re-Reckoning please Spice pony.The best general is /merch/, since thanks to them it's easier for us to get presents.
>Waiting for thing to dry before I can package it upAAAAAAAAHHH DRY FASTER
>dropped off spaghetti covered gift at fedex two weeks ago>fast forward to yesterday >return to fedex store for my one leaf cardee, envelope also covered in spaghetti >walk up to counter>"Hey! I remember you. You dropped off another package with a bunch of My Little Ponies on it not too long ago, didn't you?"I can't go to my local fedex store ever again bros
>>41726272>literally printed out the remaining part of my gift on cardstock at FedEx and the manager who knows me very well cut and helped me frame it>"haha yeah bro I did this secret santa and the I was assigned to asked me for pony crap haha..."I get to see again him again on Friday when I go pick up an order.
>>41725879>(I assume your return address being completely different from the one I got from Card Slut is intended)Yes, the return address is a dorm whereas the one I gave card slut is where I'm spending my winter break.
>>41725448love the tape!
Dusty Bin you're next, just goin down the list. Full image : https://files.catbox.moe/u5e9an.png
>>41726146woohoo! i will look it over tomorrow and pick some then, it bedtime for me
>>41725905I'd like "Curse of the Dead Gods" and "Cook, serve, D3licious! 3" PleaseGenerals don't really give the same vibe as a spontanious thread, but if I must choose one /AJ/ yes i'm biased nothing beats saying good morning and good night to fellow apple chads while posting cutest pony.I also check-in on /bale/ from time to time to soak in some "exp", never posted there, probably should.
>>41726330Holy unf, Id squish her beeg teats
Santee your gift has arrived safely! Thank you, it will be sitting under the tree until Christmas day!
>>41726330Porn of organizers when?
>>41725905Honestly the ones I frequent are the /fimfic/ and /merch/ threads.Give me Werewolf: The Pentexining and Pesterquest.
>making something by hand, been going back to my local craft store for more supplies once every couple days or so>nice little lady of Slavic persuasion is always on shift when I stop by>bit of a language barrier but she’s helpful and seems genuinely interested in what I’m doing>let it slip today that my project is for a pone-themed secret santa>her eyes lit up>said her daughter (who apparently also works in the store but I haven’t seen) is around my age and is a big fan of “the pony”>wants us to meet>mfwHow do I not fuck this up
>>41726392Show some of your best work and then ask to lick her feet in as passive and jokingly as you can. Be sure to repeatedly laugh. But then suddenly stop.
>>41726392just be you, dumbassif you pretend to not be fucking autistic then itll show up anywaysyou already won her mom over, just dont be a retard and remember this faggot is just another personyou're already spilling your spaghetti
>>41722797right there with you mate, heres hoping!I know my santaee is gonna get his stuff, or at least he should. thats my happiness
>>41723582If this counts lets go!
>>41726337If you want, you can keep your selection secret until we hit bump limit. If they aren't called for by then, four for you. I've noticed the games get grabbed as soon as I post, after maybe a day or two. Then nothing until next time.Also open question: are the games being grabbed something (You) are looking forward to, or just checking out for lulz?
>>41723700PRONC! Yes please!
>>41726405Lulz mainly.I've been playing Mage the Ascension and saw WtA on your sheet and decided to check it out knowing that there's only been ONE good WoD vidya.The other I just wanna check out since I haven't thought about homosucc in over a decade now.
>>41726392Are we seriously getting a secret santa meet cute Hallmark Christmas movie before my santa posts in the fucking thread?
mooncup the batpony, i have just recieved all parts but one for your gift, and its running exceptionally late from chinkland. i will try my damnedest to make sure it gets there before the end of the year, rest assured, you're safe with me! sorry for the inconvenience friendo :c
>>41726416I never read it but I haven't seen hide nor hair of that monster in a really long time. Once upon a time I was huge into reading webcomics. Never got into that but I did dig Kidd Rad, El Goonish Shive, Uncle Ghastly and... hell, I don't remember. Order of the Stick was one thing. Darth & Droids for sure. A bonus because Shamus was part of what got me into Spoiler Warning. One of the more old school let's play channels out there.I'm sure there are a ton of web comics out there now but back then was a wild time.
>>41726405i look forward to everything i grab cause i dont like just padding my steam library with nonsense, but good god does my autistic completionist ass fight tooth and nail against that>hey why dont we play this game that looks fun>NO WE HAVE TO 100% THAT GAME WE PLAYED 2 DECADES AGO AS A KIDkill me.
>>41726442Sounds like someone needs to play FFX again. Also if you want some fun games to 100% complete, go for Voidspire Tactics, Alvora Tactics, Ender Lilies and the Made in Abyss game. I can't 100% a lot of games but I'm most proud of getting Checkpointless in all Shovel Knight campaigns.
>>41726455>Sounds like someone needs to play FFX againFuck the minigame where you get Tidus' best weapon. The fucking birbs crashing into you when riding the chocobos took over 5+ hrs for me to get a sub 0:00:00 time. The thunder dodging minigame was very simple once you mute the sound and just go off of the flashes.
>>41726455>FFXdont rape me, but ive literally never played an FF game in my lifei was basically raised on halo, so games outside of the genre are rarei remember 100%ing sega all stars racing, but that was only because the 200 challenge mode made me fucking die insidei hate my brain
>>41726392Hey anon imagine if she's participating in /ss/ as well. Femanons in thread do you work at a hobby store with your mom?
>>41726459>Chocobo trainingBruh. Last time I replayed through FFX I got a perfect 0:00:00, ended up dying due to a misclick with one of those magic pots in the lost fayth cavern. Took maybe twenty minutes, didn't save. Second time took almost a full hour. It wasn't so bad if you can get the right balloon spawns. On the first straightaway, avoid hits more than anything else. If the trainer starts taking cock to the face enough times, they'll focus purely on her. So many times I would get cucked with needing precisely one balloon more. Or I'll have 12-13 balloons but one(1) bird hit.>>41726463Nah that's a rape reason if I've ever had one. It's a good introduction to the series as a whole. It was a meme for the longest time due to voice acting that was a purposeful choice but it's a 12/10 game all over. Good story, good characters, goty music. If you have an XBone, look into Lost Odyssey. Made by the original legends behind Final Fantasy's earliest games and is one of the best RPGs made.https://youtu.be/Jcj17wq1xiI?si=lJvL1m58kR6KgLToOne of the best parts of the game is the long list of short stories written just to give further history to the man who lived a thousand years. Also a really strong example of some of the storytelling I want to move to, beyond just greens or just prose writing.
>>41726473I had absolutely horrid luck over the 5 hours. About 60% of the time a bird would spawn right in front of me about 2-5 seconds before I crossed the finish line. Fuck that mini-game.
>>41726479I'll do chocobo, you can do the lightning shit. I thankfully never bothered with that. Tidus, Auron, Rikku and Wakka can be done easy enough for me. And if you really metagame it, you will inevitably only ever have Tidus/Wakka/Rikku out anyway once you pass the point of 99,999 damage aeons with every hit they do.
>>41726484At least Wakka's ultimate weapon grinding was fun. Blitzball was a good minigame.
>>41726392>slavic mom>doing some matchmaking for her childIm not amused at all. >how do i not fuck this upNot being a jerk or a dumbass works. Having a shower and haircut too, lol.
LIBRARY FINE I am CRAFTING your GIFTs and having FUN and they look GOODin some ways it went worse than expected, but in other ways it went better than expected, lol. All in all I'm pretty proud of what I have so farMy goal is to get it sent to you before Monday, if I'm correct that'll mean it should get to you by Christmastempted to post pics but also don't want to risk any kind of spoilers leaking out... I'll just keep it secret for now ^;)I will say that one ambition I have is to draw some stuff myself for one step in the process... but I'm so rusty with art at the moment, unfortunately I might have to end up using art from someone else... depends on how much time I have in the next few days and how my sketches turn out I guesshope ur doin well fren! Have a happy horsemas!
Butter Rum BubblesYour gift is officially in the hooves of the postmares. It may even be held by a certain pair of gray hooves along its journey. I had a nice time decorating your package and writing the letter inside (please open and read this last, after unwrapping all your gifts!) while listening to classic Derpy music. https://youtu.be/DgZ4U8P3XfUhttps://youtu.be/HKZ4Lv0kujQhttps://youtu.be/GlOlyDf-SHIhttps://youtu.be/vuZ8VDyha6UI'll be sending Pony Claus the tracking number shortly. Can't wait to see what you think of your gift! /)
>>41726541Oops, meant to attach an image to this. Couldn't decide between two and posted neither. Oh well, I'll be greedy and take a couple extra posts
>>41726547Pictured is (You) and her. Nice.
Just letting my card friends know you are in my heart.I'd have them mailed out allready if it wasn't for Canada post, I'm gonna go talk to mailing alternatives tomorrow, gadge the cost of my alternative mailing options.Fuck Canada post!
>>41725992Thank goodness
>>41723851 My santa, your package arrived today, and it seems most of the cute stickers survived the journey. I'm not peeking until Horsemas, but I did shake the box.
>>41725860Thanks Banjo Boogie for the card and the stickers and the tiny dash! Be careful next time with the stickers. I marked suggestive but no nsfw on the form and got a horsepussy sticker that my dad could've seen when he accidentally opened the package.
>>41725652I kneel to Pickle de Gallo. And I'm sure (You) are worthy of such a mare-pilled blessing.>>41725677Do eeet, faggit! >>41725853Those tiny charms are really cute, bro. I loved all the ones I've seen (Rarity, Twi, Ponk, Dash).
>>41726688shit. I knew I had fumbled at least one of the requests, but after I had done all my letters I realized I had lost track of who it was. Im sorry that happened man. Sorry that you have other people checking your mail too!
>>41726541Oh my, a package handled by my favorite postmare? That already makes it an awesome gift! I will be checking my doorstep every hour until it arrives.>>41726549Holy moly. Saved.>>41726698Oh hell yeah, I cant wait!>>41723700I'll go ahead and throw in a entry too while I've got my name on
>>41726719Dead reply bros... but yes! Chikun of the Sea, Pumpkin Spice Sopapilla, Butter Rum Bubbles (You), Beefsteak The Minotaur, and Banjo BoogieYour cards are in the mail! I hope you like them!
One more Final till I'm free for Winter break!
>>41726705Kek don't worry I don't think he actually saw the horsepussy, and he only opened it because we have the same name and I forgot to use an alias :P I'm breddy sure he saw one of the other stickers first and realized it was mine
>>41726726If only he had seen it, we would have another /ss/ participant next year
>>41726726Do you also share names with a serial killer?
>>41726330Me oh my, that mare is getting it today. Amazing work as usual, Winter Wye!In other news, I got this lovely card this morning! Who is it from I wonder?
>>41726744Why, it's from Store Brand Soup! Thank you kindly for the exceedingly well made card, and for holding equally finer tastes in mares.
>all this pony merch >only one thing is related to my waifu am i a fake fan
>no update from santa >no email>no warning for late shipping >rarely even see santa posti am starting to worry
>>41726666Everything is wrapped individually. Just don't open the "Open Last" letter and you are good to unpack the box.
>>41725595Good.Your gift is now posted, keep an eye on tracking and expect customs bullshit.
>>41726783Just listen to Deadnick: "Ghosts 'N' Grinches" a few times and you'll figure it out
Slack Action I'm sending your gift out today, it's some top tier stuff so I hope you enjoy it.(Also like please post it lmao)
>>41726783I am also waiting to hear from my Santa. Santa I know you're out there!! I love you. Plz say hi
DO NOT OPEN YOUR GIFTSTHERE ARE CONFIRMED REPORTS OF AL-JEFFA DUNHAMADA ACTIVITY IN SOME PACKAGES
>>41726840Anon wtf is that it sounds like some Dune shit
>>41726125THIS FUCKING RULES! The temptation to draw her is real. I love this so much.
>>41726125https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0UOr_NFwpo
>>41726844>the gentleman remains unaware
Banjo Boogie! Congrats on being the first card I get this season, and thanks for the stickers, I love them!
>>41725113Yay! Glad to see it made it to you safely and I hope you like those oat cookies. Don't know if you put the card back in there or didn't open it yet but it doesn't have any spoilers in it if you're worried about that. Besides finding out who your Santa is I guess, but then again I don't think it's that hard to guess who I am anyway.>>41725575The QR code is only the recipe I used for the cookies since he said to include it, thought something like a QR code was more interesting than posting the link in the thread or something.
My mom is helping me out to make sure I'm ready to send the gifts on Monday.
>>41724915I did fill up all the free space with air thingies and wrapped all in bubble wrap. Should be good
>>41726928Oops forgot my full name
Hey there Big finish ! The last gift finally arrived ! I'm currently making your card and will tell you when the package will be sent. Were almost there !
>>41726918Thats so sweet of her!
>>41726918Blessed Anon's Mom.
>>41726781Sorry anon. I thought you'd like the variety.
>>41726747Happy to see at least one card made it safe. Even though I wouldn't call them well made, thank (you) for the compliment.On the subject of cards, what is the consensus about sending cards to Canada? Should I wait for the strike to end, or should I just send them anyway? I don't want them to get lost or anything.>>41726330>Pony on ponyJokes aside, holy unf.
>>41726935cool, I can't wait! (I actually can wait because I am very patient)
>>41726844>"What's in the box?">"Peanut"
>>41726392Don’t do it anon, find a white gf instead. The world doesn’t need more simian moskals
Hello Santa, I got your package today!I was not home when it was delivered, and same as the delivery dude, I do really wonder what those arrows mean...When picked up, I could hear something inside moving, so I do really hope you've put a lot of little rocks inside for the jokes otherwise I am a bit afraid that something got broken
>>41726918Someone should draw this mom as a pone.
>>41726959The absolute horror and despair I would feel if I saw that face looking up at me
>>41726701Nah, I'm gonna wait. It'll give me something to look forward to. Anything could be in it. It is, in it's own way, a mystery.
>>41726947I can't speak for other nations, but 'murricans won't be sending to Leafland via USPS.
>>41725750Good to hear! I don't mind if it's a little late. Can't wait to see it!>Kitten KerfuffleYour last item is still running late, hopefully it'll make it in time. Sorry for any delay!
Welp, I missed a [you]:>>41726789 Holy guacamole, Santa. I was not expecting 2017 soul on the wrapping. I'm going to be going at this with tweezer and scalpel come Hearthswarming; I'm unapologetically reusing this next year.
Hey Chuckles you dickhoof I got your card and I have to say the text on the inside is hard to read due to the combination of colors and the font used.
I'm spending WAY too much time on my cards.
>>41727093I feel that, I spend too much time thinking about what to write in themonly 90 left to go... ;_;
Candlelight Archive , just a heads up my Postal service didn't provide me with a tracking number due to the package being shipped internationally. I don't know how long it takes to get there so please keep on the look out holy shit the shipping cost for international
Fillycakes, I need to ask for a tad patience. I finally got time to finish a craft. Materials wise it doesn't look like much, but it'll have a secret (which kinda came out ok for a first attempt at the concept). I may explain more later, but I plan on shipping before Saturday.
>>41726549>that artistNice is rightOh no Derpy is spilling her eggnog! And after Butter Rum spent so much time, effort, and love making it!
Buffer Bump. Hey just updating you that I am still working on your gift. I will try my hardest to get it done as soon as I can but it may need to be express shipped. Have no fear though it's in progress and I'll make sure it gets to you
>>41727171Is there a name for this fetish? Where birds poop on a girls ass?
Kelpie the Hippogriff i get package. Czy powinienem ją otwierać? xD (Should I open it?)
>>41726918yousa sendin many presints as one bombad santa?meesa hopin yousa not hebben ein serieus problem if meesa jus exposin da secret
I got your card Garden Party! From the the silly pony wrapping paper to the hand pantied and crafted card, this package is incredibly full of soul. Thank you for the book! Can't say I'm regular to the /kinder/ threads, but that just means I'll enjoy exploring it's contents that much more! Cheers and happy Hearth's Warming /)
>>41727223BOMBOCLAAT IS DE WRONG PLACE TO TALK LIKE AT BRUDDA
>>41727177>Is there a name for this fetish? Where birds poop on a girls ass?Anon, I...
hey caramel swing, lookie what arrived :)it will be the first thing i open come horsemas
>>41727177Obligatory
>>41727284hold on it turns out the other package is something else entirely unrelated that i ordered the other day lmaobut yes will open the package on horsemas
>>41723173Maybe I'm just browsing the wrong threads but I feel like I havnt seen any of your art outside this thread. Your stuff is incredible bro I'd love to see more>>41726392Damn that's the dream, I'd kill to find a girl into pony. Wish I had some advice for ya but if that was me I'd probably fuck it up so I offer you this, good luck brother>>41726918Based>>41726947Kek yea I hadn't drawn pony on pony before but figured I should get some practice drawing horsecock for some of these other requests
>>41727288there's horsecock drawing tutorials out there if you want to look for some of those
Sugar Cookie Shunter this is your Santa your package has been delivered to your neighbours please pick it up and let them know of your autism its the only way for me to rest easy
This is what it feels like to open the /ss/ thread after being away for a few days.
Hey Icicle Slither the Lamia, I got your card!I did get it actually last week but it took me quite a long time to calm down all my fillies from the screeching as they've seen the poor filler getting coiled and probably soon to be eatenThey still occasionally screech in the night from the snake nightmares, but we are slowly reaching the normal amount of reeI did ask all my fillies if they think Trixie with two horns is real, and they all came to an agreement it is real
>>41726781Yes. If there's merch of your waifu, SHE A HO.
Happy Heartsong, finally sent out your card.
>>41725067I have a lot of DIY to do at the weekend. I might come but I won't be able to confirm until Saturday night most likely.
>>41727111Thank you! Is it coming from USA or elsewhere? That’ll give me a better idea on the time it’ll take to get here!Also, Holiday Hijack, the tracking says delivery was attempted today, so please let me know you were able to pick up your parcel or if it’ll be redelivered to you! I think it went through customs so I really hope they haven’t opened any of the wrapping paper I meticulously wrapped everything in lol
>>41726392on monday i ended up talking to the nursing home receptionist (girl my age) for like 45 minutes, and i leave at 8 when they lock up the door so she wasn't even on the clock, and even half of my dumb humor seemed to land as well...she asked if I'd be back on friday when she works next, is this how it happens? am i becoming normal?she even knows about my horse habits thanks to the rainbow sticker on my water cup, so not even that was i suppose a dealbreakeranyway, anon, I hope this goes well for both of us, and you've got a head start if her mom already likes you, lol
>>41726981I would not joke like that. Fuck, this is making me furious. For now, don't worry about it.
>>41727407I wish I was joking. I am afraid to tip it on the side now, the package is sitting in my room and will go under the tree on Christmas Until then we shall hope that everything is well and I just imagined the sound
oh yeah, 800 second timer on my shop computer even though it's on the same network as my main desktop? really?also, it's below freezing out so I'll be sitting here painting and watching for the fedex truck to drive by....>>41727407That can't be good, if weighted blanket hears any sort of rattling at all in his gift then I guess the experiment of shipping ceramic ponies will have been a failure.I have faith though, with all that bubblewrap I put in there!And blueberry, if the item is indeed broken, maybe you could rebuild it with E6000 glue, that's what I have used to reassemble some ceramics in the past.
>I WILL NEVER FIND TRUE HORSE LOVEnone of my previous partners knew and I'm too much of a coward to tell people
I'm so fucking burnt out. This semester sucked and my future is officially fucking dead. I'm sending out my cards and gift and that will be it. Posting on Christmas will be the last thing I do.
>>41727431at this point, it can't be any worse than admitting to being the likes of a disney fanboy, and those are everywhere
>>41727419Let's see how bad the damage is on Christmas day, and then I'll figure out how to make it up to you. I already have an idea. Don't consider your Horsemas a total loss--there's something else in that package that warranted its size.
>>41727443>it can't be any worse than admitting to being the likes of a disney fanboyMy career prevents me from truly enjoying things like this. It would be a very bad public image for me and my employer.
>>41727456My mando not worryYou have legit no power over how the post office treat the packages, and even if it is all broken to pieces, I do enjoy puzzles
>>41727464I once dropped this tree on the ground and absolutely shattered the base, all it took was some time and a load of E6000 and look at her now!and this was uh, a pretty extreme example, lol, it really just exploded when it hit the floor
>>41727464I took a picture before wrapping it in, so you could try. But I'll do if myself if I need to.
>>41727456don't worry I made my gift to you kinda suck so it balances out
>>41727477t-thanks
Maybe I picked the wrong year to ship glass
>suddenly get UPS informed delivery for incoming package on saturday>town where one of my irl friends now lives>tell them I see the package coming>"I havent sent anything yet"
>>41727463I can’t imagine any field of work where liking ponies would be a detriment
Cookie,Do me a favor and make sure that your package doesn't sound like broken glass when it's dropped off. There are some things in the bottom that are loose and i think i protected everything but just to be safe give her a little jiggle for me.
>>41727485
I sure hope my santee can dual wield cans of RaidHis box is just spiders since he said he liked spiderses
>>41725505Awesome! Hope she didn't go hungry during the trip. I made sure to leave enough food for the journey.
Reposting thisHey everyone it is time for yet another giveaway! This time a great and powerful one!>How do I enter?Nothing simpler, you see, the GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie... might have never performed in Canterlot during hearth's warming season.Therefore she will need (You)r help to create a GREAT and POWERFUl act to make all those posh prissy ponies see that she is the JOLLIEST and CHEERIEST pony in all of Equestria!That's right, all you'll have to do is reply to this post with anything in preparation for Trixie's big event, be it ideas for a show, announcement lines, or a short trick, anything you can think of!>who can enterAnypony!>Deadline?The giveaway will end Sunday December 15th at 23:59:59 UTCEntries will be logged here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OlZxVqo8lr6ktH2VS2Wmjg5petiw4iAXBCQs_eLUdUg/edit?usp=sharingThe winner will be picked at random.Have a great and powerful hearth's warming month, anons!
>>41727485I haven't shipped yet but I was going to ship glass.Guess my santee is getting an extra plushie instead.
>>41727513>looked at delivery image>extra tape added on the bottomalso let me know if it looks like it was tampered with. I only taped the top for the record.
>>41727594Just do what I did and fill a plushie with broken glass and nails.
>>41726120Dude, I don’t know if you saw the post I made last thread but dude I am so fucking sorry I haven’t kept you updated. The label on the side might have given the gift away- what the hell? THANK YOU SO MUCH, ANON! I can’t fucking wait to see you in Equestria bro, because you’ve got a first-class seat on the train there.
>>41726120This wrapping paper is seriously top notch, by the way. Can’t believe Christmas is almost here!
Time for a story of horsemas and my first ss participation so sit the fuck down and read on:>be me>be autistic horse fag>want to participate in horsemas, have been more active in pony community this year>have plan for something I can make for a fellow horse fag already made a few and have kind of gotten the hang of things.>sign up, should be piece of cake>decide to undertake journey of improving my setup so I can make a more professional gift, really give it my all>regret.jpg>huge mess that absorbs all my free time after work trying to get this new setup running, very stressful and somewhat depresso>press forward, horsemas is at stake>suddenly ghostbusters email>ohfuckshitgodfucknofuckwhataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.exe>come and hastily post in thread, don't even realize how much time has passed since I began this endeavorcont because 4chan thinks my SUPEREME AUTISM is spam
>>41727669>remain autismagon with no contributions to thread hereafter>continue toiling, rushing, beating the shit out of machines which assist in said setup>ghost all my friends, horsemas must prevail>it is becoming more and more apparent by the day that my particular flavor of autism is only causing the situation to worsen, and I likely won't be able to get the new setup working in time.>hastily attempt to use old setup>old setup explodescont again
>>41727676>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.tif>receive email>here's your tracking number you autistic fuck!>stare blankly at my screen knowing that I have single handedly ruined horesmas for an anon by not having my gift ready yet and the gift I'm receiving is ALREADY IN THE FUCKING MAIL>continue crisis mode figuring out wtf to do, realize that I have half of the gift ready, it's technically a 2 part gift, but each part could be separate>idea>package up first part, refer to email for doxx, see "pony my shit up senpai">imagine taking pony laden box to post office>imagine being in public with pony laden box in my hands>did I mention I am a dodecahedron of autism>horsemas must prevail>make sticker for box, nothing super special, had design ready for other stuff I was doing>put sticker on box>write autistic horsemas letter explaining situation to my santee>stuff in box>get in car>I become the amazon delivery driver when you order same day shipping at 11:59pm>skrrrrrt into post office>there's a line>autistic screeching ensues>attempt to maintain spaghetti in pockets>keep sticker facing my chest while waiting in line>my turn>hand box to lady, other lady behind counter takes it from her after it's scanned>"Oooo I like the sticker, it's cute!">"T-Thanks">it was all worth it in the endFROTHING PITCHER YOUR SHIT IS IN THE FUCKING MAIL GET YOUR ASS READY TO RECEIVE IN 4 TO 5 BUSINESS DAYS (part 1)I will attempt to finish part 2 as quickly as possible and send it out post haste but didn't want you to miss the big day. My deepest apologies for not being active around here, I have been, and still am, super heads down on this stupid fucking bullshit autism. Anyway, MERRY HORSEMAS TO ALL.
>>41727669>>41727676>>41727679>dashflag>autism>lack of proper planning>banic everywhere>rushing everythingSeems legit.
>>41727584trixie needs to engage in the greatest trick known to ponykind, one that is sure to captivate her audience, first she needs a pencil, then grasping it firmly in her mouth she needs to vigorously make it jiggle up and down giving the impression of the pencil going rubbery, this is sure to win her the favors of the crowd
>>41727691you do make a very, very valid point.....BUT I STILL MANAGED TO SOMEHOW PULL THROUGH IN THE END JUST LIKE MY WIFE.
Hey Weather Duster, the tracker shows your gift has been delivered, and there's a photo of the drop-off! Can you confirm it made it to you safely? I just want to make sure the package is in good hooves since it was just left at the door!
Had a few things come today.>>41725879Wow, this got here fast. Thank you for the trixerrific card and the lovely stickers Loving Light.I also loved Trixie and GlimGlam's dynamic in the show, honestly, it was the only thing that kept me going during the later seasons when things got really rough. Seeing Trixie's character develop during that time is also what made me really fall in love with her.I have started to realise the type of mares I go for are the tsundere kind, kek.A lesson learnt for next year: don't hold back my waifutism in the signup sheet, cause some of you tards really thirst for it, so I'm sorry you didn't get to see it. I'm not good with words.And yes, all our addresses do sound like that, kek.
And thank you for the Trixie card and the well wishes Heavenly Horizon.I love Trixie in a winter cape. She looks so cute.
And the giveaway prize from Flootloop came.Thank you again for your generosity with the bag and extras Frootloop. Perfect size for a filly. I will be rocking this to the London meetup on Sunday.
Hey Premarital Preening, it's OFFICIAL! You packages are in the mail so keep your eyes peeled for two boxes.
>>41727513>>41727625I brought it in before the mailman even left our street!! i can certainly hear stuff moving inside of it though, but hopefully nothing sounds broken? just kinda loose? I'll go see if it looks weird too...>>41727485>>41727594>>41727634.....and this is why you anons need to pack things properly!! bubble wrap everything, make sure nothing is up against the sides of the box, cram newspaper and stuff in the gaps so nothing can move, and tape that box up until every single seam is closed! do i need to make a packing tutorial for next year?
Hi there!Just a quick message to say that I recieved the package today! But I don't know the name cause I will open it on christmas.It have been opened by the tariffs, and have been wetted (some prints are washed out) but it seems okay non the less.You should have seen the face of the post officier, kek.I also recieved a card earlier this week, I will open it an post it tomorrow.>>41723122>>41725879Sweet, thank you!
>>41727781>don't hold back my waifutism in the signup sheeti dont think my 2025 santa is gonna want to read a novel about nightmare moon>>41727625ok, I had a look, the bottom is taped, looks to me like the bottom had either begun to collapse or collapsed entirely (don't trust fold-up boxes to keep their shape!) and that's why they taped it.also there was enough of a gap to fit a few fingers so i can tell something in there is fabric but i promise i didnt open it!! but yeah hopefully there's nothing[ that maybe could've escaped, if there was anything tiny in there
>>41727890and I cannot stress enough to any anons yet to ship that you gotta TAPE THAT SUCKER UP LIKE IT NEEDS TO BE WATERPROOF! AND PAD THE INSIDES UNTIL NOTHING CAN MOVE!If you don't feel confident that you could throw your package down a set of stairs without anything being damaged, then it ain't packed well enough!Of course if you're just shipping a plushie then it's less important, but still!I had an ebay seller once put the entire turn signal assembly for my car in a cardboard box with nothing else but the printed invoice and send it, by some miracle it showed up in one piece but when even the ebay sellers are bad at packing packages then it's gotta be pretty bad lolok i am done ranting about packaging now
>>41727945>i dont think my 2025 santa is gonna want to read a novel about nightmare moonThat's what I thought but apparently I was mistaken
>looking forward to horsemas all year> get gifts and tried my hardest to get shit to be ready on time > drawing cards and other gift art excited to get it out in the mail> literally all the mail in my country collapsed and no one is refusing to fix it.>they chose Christmas on purpose to pressure on the ceos and of course it’s not working thus fucking everyone else over>attempted to use another mail carrier but was told to fuck off because “they are overwhelmed with too much mail”>some how find a carrier to take my package>go to thread and see the wonderful cards being exchanged > I’m going to be grinched and get no cards because my country is fucking retarded>horsemas ruined
>>41727977If Canada Post's situation is this terminal then it should be legal for a doctor to forcefully euthanize it next weekUse your country's retardation to fix your country's retardation
Mitten Munch, Your gift is going into the mail tomorrow. I just got the last piece for yours in the mail like 5 minutes ago.
>>41727277>He doesn't know
>>41724933That's a nice pole, but where's her other pole? It's also striped https://files.catbox.moe/rcagpm.png
>>41727584Trrrrixie needs to visit Rarity and have her make a new set of costumes for her big show!
>>41727890>do i need to make a packing tutorial for next year?Take the damn name off and maybe I'll read it holy shit man the amount of clutter you're responsible for here
>>41726846Glad you like it :^)>>41728035damn I was not aware
Anyone else wonder if they’re whishlist was too much so that’s why their santa hasn’t been active…
Shoofly Shush I got your card! it is very cute and funny! Thank you!
>>41727171Thats okay, I've got plenty more glasses of eggnog to share with her. Also this and >>41726549 have entirely derailed my plans for this evening
>>41728047>he didn't know about the peppermint peen
WINTER VINTNER YOUR PACKAGE IS ON THE WAYHere is your tracking number: ______________lole_____________
>>41728121Awesome! I can't wait!
>>41728047INCOMING EDIT??! PLEASE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I NEED HER TASTY CANDY CANE POLEwhile looking into her peppermint candy eyes...
Blueberry Bounce! I just received your letter today. I'm going to wait until Christmas week to open all my cards, so stay tuned.
Rolled 58 (1d100)Let's play a little game.If you roll 14 or 88 you have to mail this to your santee
Mystery Flavour, important question to you, I have all the gifts ready to be send to you except the one that I keep working on, due to life situation being stuck on "very complicated" status I fear I may not be able to finish that one gift in timely manner.Would you prefer for me to send to you the stuff I have this Friday/Saturday and the one gift next Friday 20th OR have everything send to you in one package on 20th?
>>41727890>>41727945As long as you don't hear glass rattling around it should be ok. Also I'm assuming they put that sucker under something incredibly heavy because it was a very durable box.
>>41728202>ai polslop
>>41728209good lord, they were really rough on it then! def no broken glass, at least no tinkles or anything
>>41728217Don't be dumb. /mlpol/ lives on.
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>41728202Eh, why not, let's see how my luck is.
>>41728217newfag
Rolled 2 (1d6)sorry i had to use one out of this yahtzee game i didnt have a big one
>>41728220>>41728227samefag
>>41728233>
>>41728232The mlp yatzee thats like a statute of rainbow dash?! :D
>>41728233>>41728227>>41728220>>41728217Anons, Anons, please. You're all fags.
>>41728245Who you calling a fag, fag?!
Rolled 14 (1d88)>>41728202Why not, lmao. I'll even increase the odds a tiny bit. >>41727288>Maybe I'm just browsing the wrong threads but I feel like I havnt seen any of your art outside this thread. Your stuff is incredible bro I'd love to see more Thank you, that's great praise and I'm happy you enjoy my scribbles. I'd love to see more myself because I draw extremely little. I don't have any gallery I could link, but I drew all the /dad/ OP art in 2023 and 2024. I did so to draw at least once a month, and struggled even with that low workload. /dad/ is rather ded and I'm mentally unwell, so /ss/ is my only reason to draw anything right now..
>>41728278>rolls 14KEKYou know what to do
>>41728278>rolled 14I'll keep that promise.
>>41728278You have no excuse now, faget.
>>41728283>>41728286>I'll have to print that in a copy shop>in GermanyTh-thanks, Discord, for blessing me with this incredible luck.
>>41728302Just go to Berlin and find the cool copanon to help you out.
>>41728302Just tell them you're a comedian, it's free speech dang it!
>>41728240no i was just trying to be funny but there's a rainbow dash yatzee?? :O
>>41728316>free speech>in europe>>>>>>>>>
>>>/mlpol/
>>41728318
>>41727332Red flower amre!
>>41728204I can wait till the 20th it's fine my guy I'm working on Christmas Day so even if it doesn't arrive before hoof I'll be gucci. <3Also like hope your life situation gets better bro, imagine doing the Santa shit doesn't help but I'm grateful. <3
I feel you! I'm gonna fucking KMS!
Matte Finish!Pasture Bedtime!Unnamed Boiler Maintenance Staffmare!Banjo Boogie!Gleaming Giftwrap!Happy Hearths Warming!! Your cards have been sent and are on their way to each of you!
>>41727945>novel about nightmare moonmoonatik, is that you?
>>41728438>wax sealsNeat!
>>41728278Kek good luck anon
>>41728150>>41728118>>41728035for you anons in particular
I've never hosted a giveaway, do I just post and then email to receive the winner's shipping info when it closes?
>>41728454
>>41728150>>41728118>>41728035>>41728454But why is the are the wings and dick striped? That's just silly.
>>41728461fantastic question!that would be because of his name: 'Peppermint' Preen; for, peppermints are usually red-white swirls, whilst, preening has to do with wings!and horsecock
>>41727173quivering in anticipation
>>41728467>He>Not marecock but a femcolt/trapAlright, you get a pass because that's hot and the world needs more of those.
>>41728437Was ment to be a reply to>>41727977
>>41727977Maybe I missed it but i don't think my Santee has responded, or posted, and if they did it was super early on. So I feel you anon this year seems hectic
>>41726831Hey, thanks for updating me and sorry for not replying sooner, I'm not dead, I've just been real busy and this stupid fucking 15 min post timer has basically killed my ability to post in the threads and resulted in me not reading through them too regularly. I tried to respond to your last message and the timer reset itself 3 times and I gave up. Rest assured I will post your gift when I receive it no matter how many times the timer decides to cuck me, I'm not gonna ghost you like a faggot.
>>41728454OMG I need her peen!!! >>41728467>>41728474>Peppermint Preen femcolt trap in pretty green lingerieNEED THIS SO HARD NOW WTF HE'S HOTTTTT UNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>41728540>15 min post timerEveryone keeps saying it goes away if you post more but it keeps returning for me every so often and pisses me offNo wait on this one lucky me
>>41728324thats amazing i want one>>41728454hhhhhhnnggggnghgghgghhghghghhhhgghh
>>41728592I'm still waiting to even see a 15 minute timer
>>41728592I kept getting it a bunch and eventually just kinda gave up. I'm not sure if it's because I post using different devices or in different locations or what. That last post took me 3 attempts because it kept resetting itself.
>>41728637it occurs to me that I have nobody to play yatzee with >>41728641seems to be device related, since i post a ton on my main desktop and yet this PC got a timer and has all of the stupid harder captchas
>>41728645*but they are both on the same network
Oh boy, a package arrived!
>>41728438woah looks awesome!!
>>41728654Someone needs to gift them nostrils
Holiday Hostler your gift has now been left in the care of the local mailmare!
NEEDLE SWEEPI apologize for a delayed mailing. Your parcel will be in the post tomorrow. It contains several items, some of them in their own boxes, and some are not, so don’t open the outer box unless you want early Horsemas. Only one thing in there is like suuuuuuper fragile. And it’s pretty well packed. But don’t like…play soccer with the box.
>>41728683Anon...
>>41728454>>41728683>leaving out the marebits>with the perfect angle to show everythingfor shameyou deserve the impending 3-day
>>41728683Was the last time you used /mlp/ back in 2013 or something? You missed a really big event.
>>41728677If dubs wills it.
>>41728683Would lick until the sweet juice comes out. Yum!
>>41728637Horny
I was supposed to get something coming in today but the USPS tracking hasn't updated. If I don't get it tonight, I may get it tomorrow.
Hey santa, tracking for your gift says I missed it today and it was brought to a post office, but there was no card in my postbox telling me what post office and I don't see it in the tracking either. Do you have a way of finding out?Garden Party, according to the tracking for the card you sent me it looks like this one might also be stuck in customs. I haven't heard anything yet so maybe they're just processing it but since I saw you post about cards being returned I thought I'd mention it.>>41727781Nice, first card arrived. Good to see it made it, the more international ones were sent a bit earlier so it wasn't quite next-day fast but still speedy. Glad you like it.Trixie and Glimmy really are fun together. Tsundere might not be quite my thing but I enjoy the magic mares and Trix is a fun one.>>41727945>>41727975I subjected my cardees to maybe not a novel but a short story at least, so it's only fair that I read everything that comes my way. Blame Pizza Roll Parade for starting it if you want, but until Pony Claus introduces character limits to the favourites list the waifu words will continue.
>>41728736Excellent.
>>41723057Package secured and safely tucked under the tree! Looking forward to seeing what's inside on Horsemas morning.
who snitched? HMM ? WHICH ONE OF YOU SNITCHED ON ART OF MY PRETTY FEMCOLT PEPPERMINT???
>>41722537>>41724756tracking recievedthank you for choosing speedy delivery!
>>41725218woo! I'll be keeping my eye out, thanks for keeping me updated. can't wait!
I genuinely cannot go on anymore. I'm fucking done. Cardees and Santa, I'm sorry for being a waste of your time, effort, and money. I can't appreciate life enough to keep it. It's over.
>>41729046Ok, see you tomorrow faget.
>>41728278Sorry to hear that you aren't doing well my friend. I've struggled with some pretty serious depression in the past so I empathize with you. I'm happy to say I'm doing much better these days. I'm just some random guy on 4chan but let me know if I can help you in anyway bro. And if you're looking for an excuse to draw something, I'd love to see your take on Wynter, Rarity, or Minuette. No pressure of course, only if you feel up to it.
>>41729046If you’re having trouble just ask for an extension anon. No shame in taking a step back to rethink things, especially if you bit off a little more than you can chew. Personally I’ve “wasted” about $25 in materials that I didn’t end up needing, and that number is viable to rise, but I’ll end up using them for something else I’m sure. Just have fun with it and things will work out eventually.
Just quick update for Heavy Halbard, your package will get going on next Monday, unlike the 14th day we talked about. Because that happens to be Saturday and nothing moves in my shithole country during the weekend.
Oak Roasted, I just got your gift sent out! You should be getting both packages within the next two to three days. One will be a Factor box and the other a poster tube.
>>41727584Trixie needs to meet with me at McDonalds to discuss…the plan
Chuckle Buck sorry for being so late ill be sending your presents via express tomorrow. I feel bad about it. Younwill be getting two boxes plus the keycap ill order tomorrow that will probs be there by Jan.I wont leave you hanging.
>>41728654I hope you get that horse cock/pussy you all ways wanted!
>>41729046Anon I can't pretend to know what's going on, but if it's about the deadline, you wouldn't be the only one to request an extension.
>>41728438hi santa !! i feel bad for asking but any update on my presents ? i thought you died lol
>>41728783>Do you have a way of finding out?i have as much info as you, maybe try to call your local post office, they might know
>>41729079Yeah no worries, you can just put the main address instead. I'll be back by then /)
Hey Tail Dragger! I was going to put your gift together, but I decided to buy one last thing. I think you will like it a lot! Will start packing it together probably tomorrow!
Pulsar Patterns the bottle arrived! Thanks for the giveaway :)
Santa if you're out there, please say hello! I just want to know you exist.
>>41727437>This semester sucked and my future is officially fucking dead.One possible path has broken away, but there are many others. It's really not uncommon to completely screw up the first degree, apprenticeship or business enterprise and end up doing just fine a few years later.>>41729046Whether you're the same anon as above or another, you're being a doomer, silly filly.>I can't appreciate life enough to keep it.That statement is nonsense, anon. Really, it's illogical. Do you think you're in any emotional/mental state to be making big decisions? Enjoy your Horsemas gifts, sip some nice cocoa and get cosy. Unless you're terminally ill, life somehow goes on and on, and so will (You). If you're the anon in immense pain from possible organ failure, please see a doctor and have an expert assess if you're a lost cause. Only if you ARE literally dying, I'll let you end yourself without calling you a faggot pussy for it. A pussy and a double-nigga for killing the mood, too.
>>41725000>Firstly, nice trips, checkedI've got my train booked, just there because I have no idea when we'll be parting ways. Due to arrive about 11:20. Proper looking forward to it.In terms of gift updates, just yesterday I recieved mine! It will take all my willpower not to open it until horsemas day, I cannot wait.Also,Farmyard FunkYou have probably recieved emails detailing, but I finally got info on paying customs fees today, and have done so. Your gift should arrive on Monday 16th. I hope you like what I've sent!
>>41727293>>41729424Okay good so it arrived but did you let your neighbours know of your autism since all must know the love of mares but more seriously, thanks for the confirmation, hope you have a merry time at the meetup! Though a honest bit of advice to search for your name a tad more often, Anon, I need the (You)s to inflate my ego.
>>41727246Yay! Happy Hearth's Warming to you too!>>41728783I don't know what to do, and I can't contact your customs, they don't have the form in English. Maybe you need to declare it, I don't know. AAAAAAAAAAAAA!>cards being returnedOh, that card was returned by Russian customs. I probably just fucked up somehow or the packaging was damaged.Currently, 3 cards are in customs: Farmyard Funk, Security Breach, and yours. If anyone needs a customs declaration or any other information from me, please contact pc
>>41723110Surely this is.My Gifts from you.
>>41729424yeah I got a call from UPS guy, and had to provide a declaration of values (?) i'm translating this literally not sure if that's what it is called , so the guy kinda spoiled what is coming my way, and i'm pretty sure from the description that i'll LOVE it, thanks a million, i'll post whenever the package arrives and the big day for opening comes! >>41729501Mine was in customs but last night i paid the fee to get it out, so it should arrive either today or Monday, no problem
>>41723110
>>41723110Here is the Plush, very nice
>>41729536>the feeThis suck. I'll find a way to compensate if you contact pc
>>41723110Very nice too. Going on my shelf.
>>41723110Catbirds had caught a mouse already.
>>41729534>>41729542how's living in the Void, bro?
>>41729543fuck that mate, I was already counting on spending a fair amount of money on this jolly season so i had money set aside. Just pour one out for me on the 25th and enjoy yourself!
>>41729054Thanks, bro, but there isn't much any anon could or should do for me aside from funposting more in /ss/ threads. My problems are more chronic in nature, depression's just added on top whenever everything feels doomed to fail due to underlying issues. I might potentially receive proper medication and fare a bit better soon™, but I've yet to come to terms with some realizations about myself and realizing that some damage really cannot be fixed, only coped with. Things can still realistically amount to a good life (if expectations are kept humble), so I'll keep trying.
>[unnecessarily mean fabricated story to garner replies and potentially create strife][Statement of enjoyable Equestrian-themed holiday season to all but the above group to make the post's intent obvious]
>>41729605Share more of your wisdom, o Anon.
>>41726918Wait are you the girl in >>41726392 ????
>>41729556
>>41729616KEK. I can assure you that pic was posted by a guy I know personally. He showed it to me before posting it here.
Store Brand Soup! As I'm sure you already know, I've finally sent your parcel. Please excuse the delay, when you open it you'll understand why it was a little slow and I'm sure you'll appreciate it. Garden PartyDusty BinCauliflower CustardBroccoli TimeGandy PrancerYour cards have now been sent! I wanted to get something a little special for when I came back from my holiday. Hopefully they should arrive!
>>41726421>they start getting along>work together on their cards>impending fallout before the climax is over the fact one of them called the other a whole slew of slurs for liking the wrong princess>come together for the climax to insult g%
>>41729636Awww>>41729660That's perfect
>>41729534>>41729538>>41729542>>41729544>>41729546HOLY SHIT THIS IS NOT A DRILL SANTEE POSTEDTotally awesome, I'm glad everything got there okay. And I'm not sure if you have the body pillow insert, but they're at Walmart. Let me know if I gotta instacart you one LMAOAnyways, glad you're enjoying your gifts there in the Shadow Realm.Happy hearth's warming, Blue Jay
>>41729664Forgot to put name on
I bet my Santa hasn't posted with name or called me out anonymously for over a month because its going to be a really great gift....Yeah....A really great one....Probably even a life size.....
Yes, Anon. And for Christmas, G4 is going to be gifted to your favorite fandom CC. Hasbro will call it a tax write-off and a millionaire will fund new seasons with no executive oversight. And /mlp/ will become a red board and you'll win an all-expense paid trip to Mare Fair 3. Tell me about all those stories you want to see animated in the new season while I load this shotgun behind you.
>>41729616Hey Funny Gunzel, I see the package has made it to your post office. Hopefully they also sent you a message to let you know!
>>41729698I'm not Funny Gunzel, I'm Chessie the Seapony
I got the tracking, and it's arriving on the 18th. Now do I open it as soon as it gets here, or do I wait until Christmas...
>>41729700Sorry about that, I did not mean to reply
>>41729702Nah its cool
It's time to bake.>File too large.3.5 MB is now too large? Not sure if firefox or 4chan to blame this time.
Sorry to my Santee and Cardees, I've been exceedingly quiet this year, and frankly falling behind. Good news is cards should be heading out today, so they might not get there in time for Horsemas, but they'll be on their way. I'll post again when they're ready to go.
Hey, hey! Weather Duster! The package was left at your door yesterday! You got your gift, right? Derpy will begin to multiply for each unanswered callout post
>>41729722>the day comes>524,288 Derpy strong army assaults Weather Duster's home>his automated defenses begin picking them off before line of sight is even established>more fall asleep they close range, his neighbors have fled from the piles of bodies collecting in their yards and on their roofs>some homes have outright collapsed in from the weight of dead mares>after 3 hours that ended with a few melee confrontations, the Derpy army sees yet another loss >Weather Duster looks at the package on his porch the final Derpy was attempting to push closer to his door>"It's too far from my door. It's undelivered. I've been grinched. I will not accept it.">he goes back inside to prepare for the next wave, over a million strong
Loving Light! I just got your card. Phew, that was a lot to read!! Thank you for all you've sent to me, I now fully regret not doing way more for my cardees, everything you sent is absolutely amazing! And the little drawing is great.
>>41729722>spoilerNow I'm hoping that Weather Duster doesn't reply any time soon
>>41729735How I imagine ghosts react to Derpy trying to deliver their packageshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj4Uco48VyE
>>41729722Yep, it made it here safe! I'm not dead, sorry, I've been super busy with IRL stuff so I haven't been checking the thread! Thanks a ton, looking forward to opening it when the time comes! Unfortunately the other gift will probably not arrive until after New Years because Canada Post is literally cucking me, but I bet whatever's in this box is even better!>>41729735keked>>41729756Sorry anon.
>>41729642Thank you Santa and don't worry about the delay. I'm very excited to see what you have in store. It hasn't arrived yet despite the tracking saying it would be here by 1pm. Thanks Royal Mail. but I'm just about to start my travels for the London meetup so when it does arrive I won't be able to post pics until Monday. I will post pics as soon as I can though.Also, I got some more cards posted:>Narrow Gauge>Icicle Slither the Lamia>Loving Light>Strawberry Shortcut>Eighth Notch>Sun Kink
>>41729698Haven't seen anything yet, and I don't think I got the tracking number passed to me yet from PC.Packages from abroad tend to get paper notices sent out, which will probably arrive on Monday or Tuesday.
>>41729664Urm, yeah the dakis are quite LONG. I mean, more to love but the typical body pillows at walmart is at at 45" Freedom Units and the daki is 63" Freedom Units. So yeah, the walmart pillows are quite small. So sad to say I don't have a pillow at that length. And yeah, To much other stuff in the background so I brought them into the shadow realm to take a picture.
I hope I'm not mistaking you for someone else, apologies if so>>41728438Hey friend! Hope you've been well this year. Glad to see you're still kickin, I've been hoping and praying you're ok. it'd be great to catch up but I'm just glad to see you're alright.Have a Happy Hearthswarming, a Merry Christmas, and the happiest new year!
>draw a nice sketch >feel satisfied, so I start inking >immediately ruin it and have to start overHaha, yeah... >>41729636That's what a cute Russian femanon would say.>>41729662Don't believe everything you're told anonymously.
>>41729879Chat, is this W Rizz?
>>41728783>>41729501I just got an update on your tracking number. It says something like “Awaiting transfer to <country> customs”, this may be wrong because as I found out, Russian Post gets the wrong statuses from international shipments, but the card is moving at least.
I am absolutely baffled at what this could be. I really didn't expect anything at all. The weight is good, not massively heavy but not light either. The box equipped an official Florida Foalcon foal for sheer scale. They're the same size as your usual filly. I didn't shake it so I can neither confirm nor deny if it has glass, coal, or an actual real filly in it.
>run out of good tape while packing my gift>get the only sort of packing tape they have at the nearby store>it's shit qualityGuess I'll use the whole roll or something to tape together these boxes. I wish I could fit everything in one box, but I couldn't find one big enough.Most of all, I hope this collection of carboard and tape survives shipping mostly intact and with at least most its contents.
>>41727493>it was an amazon package from a week ago for something I needed a week ago but they shipped via UPS because they ran out of stock
fellas, is it holly golly jolly to spread horsemas cheer without fear of near steer
>>41729849... oh yeah, that's right, I combined a walmart body pillow with a folded My Little Pony Movie pillow to fit the average body pillow size. Um. Shit. I'll think of something.
I am firing one of our kilns today, once I turn it to high in a few minutes I guess I will sit a cookie on top of the kiln and see what it looks like after it's done firing?It's a glaze firing, so I might try to find a pan with a lid (or sit it in a pot or something) since glaze firings are STINKY
>>41730107Mmmm, stinky Cookie Kiln.
>>41730114no not like thatanyway we will see if this works I guess
>>41730131phone forgot my name again, it's a wee bit hot in there but the top level still has a break in the wire I guess since it's dark
>>41730107ok bro but this is not your personal blog, post ponies or fuck off
>>41730131Yes like that. I want that dragon mare kiln smell.
>>41729698>>41729827Occasionally, PostNord does manage to be proactive regarding deliveries, so the notice was in the letterbox today. They didn't notice the phone number though, so it didn't show up in their app.This is the biggest Secret Santa package I've got to date.I'll open it at work on Horsemas unless there's something that might spoil until then.Thanks Santa Speed Limit
>>41730170>the whole wow glimmer videoholy based
>>41727669>>41727676>>41727679Now it makes sence why you ignored my questions, you kid of autismos. >here's your tracking number you autistic fuck!I'm glad i kicked you in the ass to do something, eheheh!But since you asked so nicely.>be me>normie with a busy job and procrastinating nature>got my gift before the signups was closed>but since i'm a drawfag of some level, i draw cards for /ss/ by myself>finished that, considering factors above, in 20s of November>decided to spare my santee and cardee of my horrible handwriting (Rarifag btw) and do that digitally as well>...>took another week to make that>...>how do i print a two-sided card?>took another few days to learn that it would be too expensive or requies too big amount of actual conversation with specialist to do so>also i discovered that im a dumbass morron and one of the cards was made in not a proper (A6) format>took me another few days fix that and print that>overall it took me 2.5 weeks to send the gift after it was complete>face_of_inner_agony.jpgImagine me being a drawfag with that level of procrastination.
>>41730192>Imagine me being a drawfag with that level of procrastination.Sounds like you'd fit right in! Welcome aboard the drawfag express, where the only rule is "I should really finish that project".
>>41730107This reminds me of when I took a ceramics class. My younger uncle used to do a ton of pottery at the local community college. He was officially at that skill level where half of his crap was regularly stolen per batch. He was really good at it.
donkey sleight your gift is coming and so am i
OOHH shit! It's here! I love the numgets and the for rectal use only stickers, lol, I wish I had more stickers to decorate my own box. Well, my real wish was to buy MLP wrapping paper but it was not to be...
>>41730211I really feel that, I had to rush to get all my 3 paintings done, and I still had my card late + I still have 1 to do for my BF for Hearthswarmings Eve and a normie fox watercolor too thats a gift... hate deadlines...
>>41729767Great to hear you're not ded and that the package made it to you safely! No need to worry about the second package either, it's on its way via UPS and should be there tomorrow!>>41729735KEK, seems that the million Derpy army won't be needed after all
>>41730156maybe if you're cutecookies are uh, um, doing something so far?
>>41730107>>41730282>stinkyHmm, slightly toxic cookies. Yummy glaze fumes. Think twice about eating those if they taste like glaze. >>41730170>those memesI- I can hear the spaghetti speak. I am reminded of failing the test and see a room party flash before my eyes. I kneel. I kneel to Speed Limit. How did you figure out who your santa was, Funny Gunzel?
>>41730212I think my grandparents used to do classes here, but that was years before I was even born...>>41730317I am half dragon I can probably handle it, my dad eats gemstones and stuff and those are basically rocks
>>41730148>bullying the most autistic man ittok loser
Hotshot hogger your package says it's been delivered, and I'm hoping everything got to you safely fren
>>41729642Looking forward to reading it, friendo
I did it! It worked! They don't taste too weird and it was kinda cool going out to the back porch to smell cookies instead of glaze stanky!So, if anyone wants Cookie Kiln's Kiln Cookie recipie, I guess it's just, >Fire Kiln, wait until it's on high>Put some cookies inside two bread pans so they're not exposed>Wait three hours>Hopefully don't poison yourself?
>>41729692All I want for Christmas is to think happy fantasies while anon sends me painlessly to Equestria, free ticket, no suicide loophole cause it’s a murder.
cardfrens, please post your cards when you can.i didnt take pictures of them myself this time around!
>>41730525I've sent out 5 (7 if you count claus/cardslut) but so far I haven't gotten any back :(
>>41730516Actually 3 hours is too long these are pretty burnt lol
>>41728926Of course!
>>41730525>>41730535The fact that my cardees seemed to send out their cards weeks ago and other anons received them yet I still haven't gotten them is pretty disheartening.
>>41730317>How did you figure out who your santa wasThe same way Santa figured out things not evident from the wishlist, and decorated the package based on this metadata. It also helps to see the Country of origin and the name of the sender.I have spoilered the image with instructions in detail, because this technique is too powerful.
>>41730282I'll be as cute as you want me to be. Now gimme the sniffs.
>>41730596it is too late for you anon, i eated the cookies
>>41730535>>41730586yeah im feelin kinda sad. i spent so much time on them...
>>41730600Fuck the cookies. I want THE Cookie.
>>41730629I don't think that's a good idea, I've been working and sweaty all day and I haven't made it to the shower yet
>>41730648unf
>>41730648You say that as if it's a bad thing. That literally just makes me want you more.
>>41730669>>41730675i might let you mares in after-hours...
>>41730693I'll happily put on the maid outfit
>>41730693The more the merrier. I'll be there.
Mummy, why did the /ss/ thread devolve into ERP faggotry?
>>41730708Don't cry, sweet anon of mine. This thread is as good as ogre.
>>41730708Well nonnykins, it all started with one attentionwhoring blogposting namefag...
>>41730708Cause I want Cookie Kilns cookie cunt in my face that's why.
New bread when?
>>41730745Sorry, I ated those food.
I now remember the numget candles, lmao. Horsemas will reveal some hilarious gifts.
>>41730695>>41730699mare party! mare party! mare party! >>41730708because it's just about dead, lolI could make another one, and try not to fuck it up this time, if nobody else does by the time I'm on a PC again
>>41730729I-I don't think it's gonna taste like cookies, isn't that more of a pony thing...?I like the taste of apple themed mares the most, usually...
>>41730771Mare orgy more like.>>41730779I don't care what it tastes like I'm still going to town on that thing.
>>41724378Oh, I picked the perfect time to check back in! No travel plans. I'll be working out of town but in the area. I'll be home and any time next week should work alright. Thanks, I'll be looking forward to it!And here I was panicking about getting everything out for my Santee tonight. I was feeling kinda bad that I couldn't top everything off in time. The food may have even taken the life of my blender. I feel better knowing other Anons are really only pushing stuff out now and next week too. Whew...
NEEDLE SWEEP! Parcel away. It is one of the boxes in this pile. You are allowed to guess as to which one that it is.
did I do it right this time >>41730849
Goodnight thread, and merry horsemass to all the Anons!
And a merry mare orgy at my place tonight!
>>41730586Never underestimate the inefficiency of the postal system. I get letters from a town 600 miles away faster than a town 12 miles away.
