Secret Santa is back in action!Come celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are.>How’s this thing work?Read the FAQ!The short form:Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!Click a link at: https://horsemas.anonfilly.com/>Schedule of events and deadlines:Signups, gift assignments, and card assignments are DONE. This is true for both regular participants (Oct 31st) and latecomers (Dec 2).Dec 1st - 10th was the latest suggested mailing period, so DO IT NOW if you haven't already.If you're in the US, some anons have noted heavy USPS delays, so maybe use another service if you can.FAQ here : https://fag.anonfilly.com/Have thoughts/suggestions? The suggestion box is here: https://reeeeeee.anonfilly.com/Coordinator email for comments/concerns/general inquiries: ponyclausmlp@gmail.comCard Ambassador and assistant dragon supreme: thecardslut@gmail.com>BUT IT’S NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS YET! REEEEE!GO! GO! GO! MAIL! MAIL! MAIL!If you haven't sent your gifts it's time for that, my friends. If you're experiencing unavoidable or unexpected delays, be sure to inform your Santees in thread and maybe even Pony Claus too if you can't get a response.THE LAST RECOMMENDED DAY TO MAIL WAS DECEMBER 10TH! IF YOU HAVEN'T MAILED OUT YET, GET ON IT!!In the meantime, while we wait to open presents, hang out, talk with your fellow anons, write a green, write a song, draw an OC, have some fun!Previous thread: >>41752066
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>>41758498First for working on a Sunday. Wish me luck. One more of these and I'll finally be free for the next week.
>>41758558Good luck! I definitely won't open your presents while you're away ^:)
Horsemas day is coming so fast! Im so excited!
Reply to last thread catching up on things again>>41755135Wow that is actually really nice. Thank you >>41755285>>41755297>>41755379>>41755663>>41756055Appreciate these have you all added >>41756024Yep every year since... *checks notes* 2018>>41756905You're more than welcome to design that typehead for documents>>41757875Sounds like a good plan can't wait to see the results.
>send non-SS gift with cheap shipping on the 12th>it already made it>send SS gift with expensive expedited shipping on the 13th>it's hardly moved at allREEEEEEEEEEESurely the tracking will just update all at once tomorrow and it'll be there. Surely.
>>41758591>he fell for the express shipping scam
>>41755443No need to worry, unfortunately my gift seems to have just been put into the usps box itself and not wrapped.- Hoping everything still made it all alright.
>>41758591usps or a different carrier?
>>41757575LUL>>41757707>>41757723>>41757766>>41757870Good to know that the resident scatfags are on the case to illuminate the situation with their infernal knowledge. We'll get to the bottom of this.
>>41758684You dont have to have a poop fetish to see the bullshitJust wipe your ass once and you should be able to call shenanigans
I cant believe you retards fell for the "shit" fingerpaińted card.
>>41758591My tracking for my santee has updated since the 7th... Im actually so worried
>>41758717Anyone getting a little pip statue should be concerned thoughNever know if the Santa is going to make it smell authentic to an unwashed wastelander
>>41758677Local postal service.Last update is from the 17th, "on the way to destination country"It's been picked up, sorted, and then that.
>>41756416Doodlebug was dooing her dooty to share love of tempest shidow, i am sowry you doodn't like doodoo's art :(
>>41758736Speak and the devil shall appear
>sir, a second doodlebug has struck the second thread >horsemas is under attack
>>41758717What are you talking about? There was like one person (the recipient) and then a bunch of people pointing out why it was fake.
>You think this is bad?>That reminds me of the time when Plony asked Santa Pone for a vial of girly cum.>[insert disgustingly graphic cutaway gag here]
>>41758558My brother in suffering. May your day be so shitty so fast that you stop caring before things get really bad.
>>41758736I think you were called fowl so often that you need to upgrade that pony to a pegasus.
>>41758736I woke up early for this?
Eiderdown, Chuckles, Blueberry Bounce, and Icicle Slither, your cards came through!Pickle de Gallo, yours is here as well, but it's boxed up so I'm saving it for Horsemas Day.
>>41758820Anon... you're doxxing...
>>41758820Imagine risking a 3-day on December 22Imagine getting it for literal shit
Repostan so santa knows I got my gift!and sharing some of the funny from the box
>>41758830Oh shit am I
Okay so I'm 100% sure I'm getting grinched...what do I do now?
>>41758830There was a self-dox last thread too
Mystery Flavour, I just send I've just send your package, sadly due to familypuszing me to help with irl Xmas preparations I've wasn't able to finish that one item I was working for and I will not be back to my apartment until few days before new year, so be prepared for small part 2 package to be send to you in January.I will send Santapone the tracking code once I get back to pc in hhour or two . Package ETA should be the Tuesday.
>>41758841You won't know until there's no present under the tree on horsemas. Once that happens, rescues go underway.
>>41758348hhhhhhh
>>41758820Oh CelestiaI would NOT like to get a card like that
>>41758845What are the chances that my Santa will fly all the way over here and spend his Christmas holiday on foreign soil?
>>41758858Slim, but you never know!
>>41758820Kek
>>41758863I'm pretty sure it's just chocolate smeared on the cards but idk it's also all on the inside of the card and it was gross even if it's just chocolate.I also got my Santa's gift in the mail
>>41758863Newfags, I swear...Enjoy your 3 day.
>>41758863>>41758869>I also got my Santa's gift in the mailCan't wait to see it after Horsemas once you're back from your vacation anon
>>41757071I was trying to leave out as much identifying info as possible.
>>41758863>>41758869you should lick it to find out if its chocolate.
>>41758863You're not going to be able to post on Christmas morning if you get a 3-day right now
>>41758863Mr President, a second shit card has hit the thread.
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>>41758863(anon there's marebits those will get you banned)
3 more days until the big day, hearths warming !!! i’m very very excited !! i can’t wait to see my santees reaction to my gifts and to see what i got !! today i ask you, what hobbies do you have? have you ever received something that started your hobby? >be me>art kid >always receive exclusively random art supplies every christmas that never was useful to me>paints but no canvases >watercolor but no watercolor paper>stencils of random things >never use any of it >always prefer sketchbook and pencil
>>41758904I think I only ever used the colored pencils, sharpeners, and erasers from my childhood art kits. But I didn't receive them too often, since I never asked for art stuffAny paintings I did were solely in-class assignments for all the high school art electives I took
>>41757468Yeah, I might have messed up on the tracking number - there should be an Anon-Con sticker on the side of the box. If there is, that's your gift, and the stuff in there isn't individually wrapped so don't open until Christmas.
>>41758793Sorry, quoted the wrong post from the previous thread - literally just woke up.
>>41758940a likely storytell me, where were you on december 24th?
>>41758767These god damn kids have no respect for history
>>41758957whatever that is should stay history
>>41758965Lurk more. Please. I'm begging you.
>>41758863Post the interior after your 3-day. Tempest Shidow was pretty well done so I want to see the rest.
>>41758966for years now I've generally stayed faithful to a few particular threads without poking too much through the catalog, so sadly I've missed out on the SSs of years past
>tfw you don't know if your card arrived in the mail
>>41758786There are worse things to wake up for, like work or League of Legends.
>>41759012Life Tip: save money on tracking and instead put anthrax in your cards so they make national news upon arrival.
Last thread was my favorite thread in this event so far. My sides are in orbit.
>>41759013Or even World of Tanks, sign up now at cdc.gov/suicide/resources and enjoy a timed advent calendar for the holidays!
>>41759019>don't pay for tracking>the anthrax card gets fucking lostgee great idea
>>41759020just wait until doodoo's poor santee opens whatever is in their gift
I just woke up and skimmed the last thread. What the flying fuck?
So I did pivot one of the squares. Sending all those bags of peanuts to the UK meetup was too good.As for everything else going on... I don't have a Bingo Square for that. How could I have foreseen this would come to pass?
>>41758903Oh its fine I'll be able to post Christmas regardless
>>41759023can't believe there was once a time where I would wake up to play that moonforsaken game>>41759058"anon gets a REALLY shitty card"?
i wanna open the presents so badly but i will wait until christmas i will i will im not a faget i will wait
>>41759058sucks that this is the last secret santa and we couldnt even get a bingodo you specifically host the bingo because that was his nameo? was that racist? is it said each year and youre tired of it?
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>>41759075wait, what do you mean it's the last secret santa?
>>41758863Anon You couldn't have fucked these posts up more. The pussy, the dox, the orientation of the 1st one, not blurring everything in the repost. That card is foul, but pretty funny, and yeah, post the inside, I wanna see the "shitty" drawing.>>41758904I collect a lot of retro shit. Consoles and the like. so have gotten quite a few of them and their games over the years. Can't remember if I got the NES for Christmas or Birthday, but that was the one that started it.
>>41759083cozy flag reminded me of this>>41759089the chocolate haphazardly smeared on fluttershy is just hysterical
also, WASP
Checking in real quick on my Santa, just want to make sure you are still alive - I saw that you said it won't arrive until after Christmas back at the end of last month, that's all good with me. Would just like to know when I should be expecting it.
>>41758728I would be disappointed if my Little Pip figurine didn't come with authentic murder horse smell. I want to sniff the inside of her stable suit.
>>41758863Plz lick card and report what you taste
>>41759096>WASPyoure giving your santee some of your Wet Ass Santa Pussy?how thoughtful of you to get aped for horsemas
>>41759083>>41752874>To Santa: Care package recieved! Also, fucking hell we live at spit distance from each other!!!! WTF!!!!!!I know lol, I was debating just running it up there myself and saving on shipping, but I figured if you live with people I didn't want to freak them out by just showing up and leaving boxes on your porch. then I saw poop card and realized too late that probably very little would shock this anon at this pointAlso:>wait, what do you mean it's the last secret santa?I'm going to second this question, I hadn't heard about that either but I also haven't kept a super close eye on the threads.
>>41759083>>41759126haven't you heard, pony claus is leaving the fandom and going furry, this is his last secret santa
>>41759096Cookie, small reminder to tone it down with the posts a bit. You were actually doing fine until the crappy card conundrum got you all fired up. Ganbatte.>>41758863>didn't even spoiler it on his nth repostBased retard. I'm glad I demand SFW-only.>>41758904>today i ask you, what hobbies do you have? have you ever received something that started your hobby?You keep asking lovely questions; a shame few anons reply. Though this is a question I'll choose to pass up on because reasons.>>41758684Santee spotted. I still chuckle when thinking about the cursed cake. I have eaten my portion as-is, was too tired to add glaze, but I've been wondering whether your cake soaked up the watery glaze goodness (AKA sugary lemon juice)? >>41759083>he doesn't know
how do I get off the grinch list?
>>41759139By doing a successful Grinch Rescue. Some poor anon WILL get grinched, so tell Pony Claus what kind of Rescue gift you'd be capable of putting together, so he matches you up and you get your chance at redemption.
>>41758736>joking around with the dung beetle oc in resposeYep, that card has definitely been smeared with shit.
>>41758736>doodle with the shit-eating grin
>>41758863ha ha moar liek gingre poop
>>41759137i like a good conundrum, but yeh way too many post in too short of time there>>41758904I'll answer this though; my main hobby for over a decade has been building and using computers, and it all started when my grandma found and gave me the floppy disk and manual for Microsoft Flight Simulator 1.0 because... well, maybe it was destiny.Of course, we didn't have a PC that could take 5 inch floppies, so she gave me the entire rig that was, at some point in the past, used to play that game originally.The very first thing I did was accidentally format the hard drive, followed by installing Windows 3.11 from a handful of floppies so that I could finally play the game, which wasn't too special, but it made for a good foundation of learning how computers worked, and it all started with a single 5 inch floppy disk.
>>41758736sexygoatgod is that you
>>41745471 Hey Obtuse Caboose, I'll pick it up tomorrow and will open on the big day, unless instructed otherwise. Boy I'm hyped for it!
>>41754266To claim a code you'll:0. Look at this entire post before doing anything. Reading only required if you are literal.1. Read the replies to the post first to sneed which games have already been maimed.2a. Post in the thread With Your Game On and state which name you want, so that other Anons are aware that a game is being claimed by a fellow Honsemas participant AND so I know to expect a email from you.2b. Afterwards, as an engagement ring and anti-bot measure, you must also answer my question, either in-thread (highly encouraged) or in the email if you'd prefer to keep it secret for some raisin. Unless you don't feel like answering the question then it doesn't matter really.3. Finally, send me an email mentioning your /ss/ name and the game you're claiming. It doesn't matter if you've emailed before, I need both in the body of the email, though if you have a dedicated /ss/ email that works too for the name.3b. This won't be read but answering thread questions are difficult so don't actually feel like you have to do it.>This space for rent.<This thread's game drops are:Five days until Christmas and anons have gotten OVER ONE HUNDRED GAMES. THAT'S A LOTTA SHIT. If you're a part of the /ss/ group, groovy. Grab vidya.If you ARE NOT A PART OF THE /SS/ GROUP, EMAIL FOR VIDYA ANYWAY.>This space not for rent, I just don't know what to put.<Every thread you can claim TWO gameS, so to the Anon that claimed a game last thread, you can claim another now! Except it's possible because this is the TWELVTH one.Email for claiming (follow the instructions above): spicethegingerbread@gmail.comAnd for this thread's question: The Thing happens. What do?HARD MODE: No, not That Thing but The Thing. You don't have to admit it in public but you know the one I'm talking about.PSA: Do not use any cock.li (this includes horsefucker) emails. They're autofiltered by google.
