Secret Santa just happened and the last of the non-grinch presents are arriving!Come celebrate (now, a belated) Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are.>How’s this thing work?Read the FAQ!The short form:Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!Click a link at: https://horsemas.anonfilly.com/>Schedule of events and deadlines:Signups, gift assignments, and card assignments are DONE. This is true for both regular participants (Oct 31st) and latecomers (Dec 2).Dec 1st - 10th was the latest suggested mailing period, so DO IT NOW if you haven't already.If you're in the US, some anons have noted heavy USPS delays, so maybe use another service if you can.FAQ here: https://fag.anonfilly.com/Have thoughts/suggestions? The suggestion box is here: https://reeeeeee.anonfilly.com/Coordinator email for comments/concerns/general inquiries: ponyclausmlp@gmail.comCard Ambassador and assistant dragon supreme: thecardslut@gmail.com>GRINCH WATCH/RESCUE BEGINS NOWIF YOU SUSPECT YOU HAVE BEEN GRINCHED:Please email Pony Claus. It would be especially useful if you stuck that in the title of your email somewhere too. Pony Claus will start sending out grinch checks asap.IF YOU ARE A GRINCH:Grinch deadline is January 1. On December 31st at 11:59pm if you have not either sent your gift or received approval from your Santee for an extension you are on the grinch list and will not be allowed to participate in future events.IF YOU ARE A GRINCH AND RECEIVE AN EXTENSION:You still have to send SOMETHING by February. It doesn't matter if it’s WIP photos or a lollipop and a note saying the real gift is literally just waiting for the plushmaker to finish it or whatever. But send something ffs. February 1 if you haven’t sent your extension expires and you are a grinch. A lot of Santees are very patient, but this will not stretch into March of 2025.IF YOU WANT TO DO GRINCH RESCUE:That’s awesome! Don’t email Pony Claus just yet. Wait until New Years and Pony Claus will put out a call for volunteers.previous thread: >>41773613
>>41782780first for grinch excommunicating
Second for fuck ghosts
Third for letters getting lost in the void
4th for more anons sharing their unboxings
5th for peppermint's peen in cookie's kiln
Sixth for horse pussy
Seventh for horse cock
Eighth for TGD
Ninth for fuck ghosts another time
>>41781149I love her! I'll be sure to have a drink with her on New Years Day. Thanks very much anon, that's a real nice drawing.
Here are all the gifts that Fumble Buns sent me!>A Luna shirt! I somehow didn't have any Luna shirts yet, despite her being my favorite character by far.>Celestia and Luna magnets (I already stuck these on my fridge). I actually have this exact Luna lasercut, but not as a magnet>A custom Luna Christmas ornament! It's basically a tiny pillow in the shape of her cutie mark. IIRC it's completely hand-stitched (I'm not at home right now so I can't double-check)>A couple toys of best G5 pony>Some cute acrylic stand-up things! I don't think I've seen these before, but they're pretty neat.Thank you, Fumble Buns! And sorry for not posting earlier - I meant to post pics on Christmas day, but I came down with a bad cold and have been dealing with that while also trying to finish up my Santee's gift by New Year's.
>>41782989C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
>>41779838Continuing where I left off, since I passed out when I got home this morning. I staged most of these on my favorite gift from last year (the Zipp Blanket).First up we have a pair of unique Sunset pins and my own Dash-In-The-Trash. You got me with that one, madlad.
>>41783373 Some of the Shimmys heard my dawws. A ponk-approved set of buttercream lipbalm and rock-candy frenship bracelet. I promise to only enjoy those if I'm sharing some friendship.
>>41783387 and now the crowd had been alerted. A full set of stickers, a car-air-freshener (which I may employ during a 13 hour drive to/from Harmonycon), and an adorable pen lineart of the waifu.
>>41783406 I can't stop the ShimmySwarm now. We have a sticker sheets/activity book. I haven't popped it open, but I figure it could be neat to store some memes to hand out at a con or something (one the stickers and other things inside are shared/gone. Next up are a triplet of bookmarks. As an ancient fimfic readfag, I may have to pick up a physical book again with these.
>>41783406 Even ShimFlower got curious on this next one. We have a fold-out storybook with a cursed weapon (glitter glue/pen).
>>41783438 forgor pic
Love Handles!I apologize for the late notice on this, but your gift is on its way! I sent it out on Friday and it seems like it's being delivered tomorrow. Some words of wisdom for unpackaging the contents: Please don't stab the box and you might want to save the card and flat things for last. Also, I apologize for the choice of wrapping paper on some of your gifts but you may find it cathartic to (carefully) rip it apart. I sent the tracking info to Pony Claus. I hope Derpy is taking good care of your gift!
>>41783446The current gang are all here and I've been going slow. They've taken the knife from me, apparently not trusting me with the next part for some reason.
>>41783485 It's an Oly Shimmy!!1 Santa, you don't know the trouble I've had trying to acquire one over the past 2 years. Too many times burned by ebay scams and inability to get Ali to accept my address. What may have been happenstance for you feels like a Hoersmas miracle.
>>41783527 Of note for side-to-side comparison: Symbiote Shimmys have a softer mane, but the body on the Oly Shim feels softer. Also, Oly got flank. She's beauty in her own right (just don't look at her head on, lel).But wait, there's a note...
>>41782153Here's my favorite. I just don't know what went wrong.
My santa hasn't responded to my shoutouts about the rest of their gift (it's a video and a song). Should I post it in the thread now?
Harry C Lauper, got your late letter! Youre right, it is fucked up. The holiday squeeze hits everything now, not even just fucking christmas. Everyone gotta start selling the next holiday thing sooner and sooner. Anyway nice art, happy to see the gorilla suit again.
>>41783622Is that...his actual name?
Shed Bash Sweater, your gift has likely arrived by now. let me know if it ever got to you
>>41783626its the meme name, its his santa nameHarry Clopper? A play on Harry potter?
>>41783629>C Lauperahhh im slow
30th for I love you silly ponies (and creatures.)(we will see if this is still accurate when the 900 second timer runs out)
Oh boy cards! First, one from Pizza Roll Parade! Thank you for all the wonderful stickers and the very pretty card and also the very nice message! I shall put this up on the mantle and continue the Horsemas season!
And from Lamplighter!Honestly, as soon as I saw who this card was from I started to get all excited! Your art is always, ALWAYS so beautiful. Like, truly a highlight of the season. You put true soul into these.
>>41783533>You better be out there smooching all the ponies.Name yourself and show up; you'll be one of them.>Line ArtworkThe Ride never ends, but it helps to keep fellow passengers and railworkers on the train.>Sadly, I am not the rich Anon you deserve.You're rich in Hoersmas spirit, the only part that matters. And, it was a perfect addition to the gift-set.>Take care of her and hug her tight.You needn't ask.>I wish I could have gotten you some huge amazing gift...You got me several amazing gifts. Keep the cheer alive.One more post to end this blog vomit.
>>41779838 >>41783799 This has been a helluva second /ss/ for me. I got lucky with Pulsar's bottle giveaways, got a few heartfelt cards, and a gift with more soul than Santa imagined. Potential grinchees out there, keep hope in yer hearts; you are not forgotten.
Just a reminder to latecomers please do send me the tracking info and let me know you have sent your gift. Still waiting to hear back from a few of you
>>41783571That’s super cute! I would love to see something like that on a card given to me!
I should put Lionel 027 stuff on my wishlist next year just in case there's some anon out there who happens to be making pony themed train cars or something, it's only a matter of time until I make enough room and hoard enough track to spread this setup across an entire room
>>41783971ill put train simulator with all dlcs on my wishlist for next year the second item will be a life size, which would be a fifth of the cost, making it very reasonable compromise im very smart
>>41783999I know you're joking but derail valley is pretty good if your computer is capable of running it (they did not bother to optimize the game)
>>41783971>>41783999>putting non-pony on your wishlisterm this is a pony themed event
>>41783971You should have said that in your request and I would have made you something really special this year. Been waiting to paint this guy up for a long time. When the cars from Stocking Stoker arrive I plan to do it up in the same style.
>>41784009its beyond kino
>>41784045rail road poniesronies, if you willlots of cute little peppy roniesi could just eat em up
>>41783599yes you should
>>41784072damn!!!! that's super cool :0would it fit on 027 tracks???>>41784045pony themed trains, anon
>>41784093fuckin love that game>>41784175>pony themed trains, anonexactly
>>41784188my skins suck ass but I figure cookie means something like this but in the physical world so she can put it on her train tracks
>>41784198Polar Is Of Trail
>>41784175No it wouldn't but I'm sure I could find unpainted O gauge engine based off what someone would want.
>>41784188>>41784198Have you tried any of the museum trains yet, anon? That one blacklight scene from the b99 update video made me cum.
>>41784219Aww, I'd feel bad having an engine that I couldn't actually use on my tracks...>>41784198I mean that's still kinda sick
>>41784226I have not tried the new update yet because I haven't had the time to update all of my mods and troubleshoot passenger jobs when it inevitably breaks everything like it does on every new version of the game :(it looks pretty cool though, and owning trains will be nice since so far I've just been parking them somewhere out of the way while hooked up to an active job to keep them from despawning xD
Gleaming Giftwrap, thank you so much for the cute Trixie! I love her and she's so cute! The cape and hat are just perfect. I was very surprised to see the recipes box when I opened the package, especially when it didn't have ponies on it and said 1.25$, but then was pleasantly surprised to discover my waifu inside! I feel very special to have a gift this year from another fag on the board, it really means a lot. I hope you have a nice Christmas and Happy Hearth's Warming.
>>41784274that is such a cute trixie she's even got the little hat and the cape
>>41784175>pony themed trainsPonyville Express would be kino
>>41784508My long term plans are to eventually clear out one of the upstairs storage rooms, drag the big folding tables out of the barn, set them up in the room, then construct a huge train set and fill the room with all of the ponies I have hiding away in totes. A shrine to my own autism, where I can sit amongst my army of plushies and drive a little train around. I said all that to say; a ponyville express would be pretty fitting!
is SS already so dead that we are resorting to trains
>>41784651This year, from trains we started, and to trains we return.
Night Crawler the Breezie, just checking in if the other package made it safely, and if you opened them or not! I remember you saying your weeks were busy so I understand not posting yet if you still are.
Went to the post office... apparently they don't have it yet and I should go there again at 2 pm. This is the only day they're open this week. I sincerely hope they have the package this time.
i think i misplaced a card
The day has come! My gift has arrived in one piece!Time for the unboxing.
>>41784967First off some sweets with a massive Pinkie Lollipop! Yum!
>>41784970Next up this cute drawing of Pinkie as well as a certificate of authenticity, which may be a slight spoiler.
>>41784975Next up is the first wrapped gift:Including two Velcro patches and some stickers, as well as the absolute highlight, the 4cc scarf for filly! She immediately took it and wrapped it around her neck, nice and cozy.
>>41784982Up next is this 3d print! I.. am not sure how to assemble it properly, I'm sure I'll figure it out soon enough!
>>41784989Next up is the /mlp/ 4cc emblem! It is very high quality, I love it!
>>41784992And last but DEFINITELY not least is this absolutely beautiful drawing of my OC with wife! I'll make sure to get a frame to put this up. I love it.Thank you Santa for all the great gifts, happy horsemas!
>>41784975I just now realized that this is a letter and that I may be missing the Equestria bit. Time to search through the box once again!
>>41784999I found it!It was stuck in the underside of the box!That is.. absolutely amazing!
>>41784952Who the fuck do you think you are, the USPS?
>>41782780Farmyard Funk, I just received your present! Just came back from a hard day at work only to find this massive package staring back at me. Apparently my mom took the package for me in the morning...
>>41785030Indeed
>>41785036Again...this is an INSANELY large package, I'm jealous /o/c/o/
Pineapple Rightside Up Cake I've received your gift! Thank you so much I love her to death! This is kind of weird but I actually didn't have any Dash plushies before now because I'm autistic and always wanted to make my own life size, but I absolutely love her and she's gonna go with my mare fair plushies! And I love the card and the art too, thanks for making my first secret santa great!
>>41785038Totally forgor to check the other side of the box, found festive AJ and honest AJ
>>41785043Pffeffernusse, if you're here, thank you! What a happy accident. Wish you an apple-licious horsemas!
>>41785045First gift: jigsaw! Funnily enough, I recall last year my santa also gave me a jigsaw.
>>41785050Here's the inside of the card. I love the hand-drawn appul!
>>41785052Farmyard Funk, thank you so much for your presents! They mean a lot to me. I've had to go through overwork, depression, and sickness these past few weeks and your present truly touched me in my time of darkness. Of course there's a lot more you've sent but I'll send my personal thoughts and feelings through email. Happy hearths warming!
At this point I'm pretty certain all my cards that are going to be successfully delivered have been, but uncertain enough I'm reluctant to share card art until the canadians start getting their backlog delivered.
>>41785041Cute cute!
Guys! This card is officially a PONY EXPRESS card! How freaking awesome is that! Tiny, you beautiful human being and/or human-adjacent being, I love it. Derpbomination sticker is immediately going on the water bottle! Seriously, though, can’t get over the pony express stamps! Doodles are absolutely amazing too!
Broccoli Time, I love this card! First of all, thank you so much for the really sweet message, it made me smile and my heart go all fuzzy. Also the art is cute as heck and full of sovl. I really really enjoyed opening this. It was a great start to the week.HoHoHo!
>>41785041Im glad she cane in one piece. Since its your plushie, and you seem to be cuddly one, please, remember to keep her mane brushed and fur clean and soft. Tgere are lots of guides about cleaning pony plushies in internet. As promised, heres the digital version, ill post it on booru tomorrow.
>send Chuckles a Christmas card every month so there's always a Secret Santa threadIt's big brain thymeUnless the po box dies in feburary
I got my gifts! I am sorry I am late to post. The mini crocs and Magikarp sticker made me laugh a lot. I found out the Journal of the Two Sisters is hard to find so my Secret Santa went the extra mile.
>>41783049Forgot my name
>>41785060Glad you liked your gifts, keep your head up dude, we're all gonna make it >>41781301Nope yours hasn't arrived yet, only ones i got so far were Garden Party and Chuckles.By the way Garden Party, I absolutely love the book full of greens, been reading through and having a blast!
>>41785187Glad to see it made it! I watched the pone ride in with your card. Rainy day, shitty weather, and he was just all fired up to keep runnin' around. Quite the lad.
>>41785222I bet I could keep the ss threads alive until next year :3not really but you were already imagining an entire year's worth of dracony autism weren't you
>Big Finish Hi there man. Sad news, they delayed the delivery of the card that I prepared for you so I haven't sent your package yet since I want to send everything in one to reduce shipping costs. Apparently it's going to be delivered this week, so I can only hope it's true. I'm posting so that you know you will NOT get grinched. I will send this fucking package one way or another ! Sorry again for the super late (soon to come) gift. The world was against me this December to make sure I receive everything super fucking late for some reason. Nearly every item in your package was delayed from their original delivery date at one point, lol. Everything else is good and ready to go tho, as soon as I receive that one damned card i'll send the package immediately. Hope you had a great Christmas fren !
>>41785646If you namefag for an entire year I would begin drawing just to make art of your oc being heavily impregnated by human men
>>41785684I gotta believe
To my Santa, Bottom Floor. Thank you so much for your wonderful gifts!I’ve been pretty crazy busy lately with family and work but it's finally time to show off some of the amazing things you’ve made. I’m not sure how well the photos will post but I doubt it will give it the proper justice. First I just wanted to show how awesome the parcel box looks, I was quite surprised how large and heavy it was but I got it home in one piece, though it was raining a little.
>>41785751And now the main event - the gifts!Even though I always ask for them, I’m always surprised that people manage to get me beers. They look so good, very keen to crack one open when I can.The pillows are a fantastic addition to my apartment, they’re so cute and it's very sweet that your mum could help make them, lots of love definitely went into these and I will cherish them.I love the stickers and pins, she looks so pretty and I will find a good place to keep them on display.Thank you for the hand painted mugs! I have no idea how you made these and I will surely get a lot of use out of them, they look fantastic.I actually love candles and will always pray to Derpy when I light this one.I hate to say it because this is a recent thing so I forget it a lot. I can’t have too much gluten these days so now I’m forced to eat these waffles slowly. And my family has already had a helping to some. Ahhh what a cruel fate, they are delicious!
>>41785755Now of course is the shirt you printed by hand. This is so amazing, I can’t believe I got such a talented Santa. I could tell this would have taken a lot of time to make. It turned out so well and I already have worn it to work. I will be living in this shirt a lot hahaThank you for everything, Bottom Floor, you have helped make my Christmas an even more memorable one. Hope to see you in the threads next year :)
>>41785760You better treasure that shirt, Bottom Floor actually bought a whole printing press just for this single t-shirt.
>>41785760Amber is such a cute
>>41785760
>>41785772Ahh that's a lot! Well they did a great job, hopefully they'll use it again in the future. I will definitely treasure mine of course, don't worry.
>>41785772Bottom Floor signed up and completed a 3 month course between assignments and Christmas to learn how to sew and print on cloth too for a single present.
>Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
>>41785840That anon was slightly pulling your leg about the investment part because he bought the machine and stuff a month before assignments, but it's true your Santa is very new to screen printing and doubled down on figuring things out in time for sending you a screen printed /ss/ gift.
>>41785613What a boss.
>>41785760I would kill for a custom Thingy shirt. In fact, Fluster Dust, meet me on the field of honor; we shall duel, and I shall claim your goods as is the law of steel.
>>41785955Fun for the whole family.
Goodie Goodie Gumdrops, your card has been delivered!! Sorry it was so late, trying to figure out shipping with the postal strike was not fun. Checking in again for Shed Bash Sweater and Golden Spike, have you gotten a chance to open the cards and extras?
>>41785955Dubs demands it but I feel like a joust would be more appropriate.
>>41784995I'm so glad you like it all. And that it all got to you ok.>>41784989It's like a phone stand. The two pink parts fit together and the white part is a cookie's cutter.>>41784982The scarf fits the filly very well.
>>41785858I heard Bottom Floor bought a sweatshop in Pakistan just to make the fabric for the shirt.
>>41785999>tripsA joust is on!
>>41786006I thought we had agreed on keeping that secret a secret, baka.
>>41785999>>41786016GalaCon 2025 joust? Place your bets now!
>>41785263>I found out the Journal of the Two Sisters is hard to findThe scarcity of what was once mass-produced pony content will always be mildly unsettling to me.
>>41785955But what do you wager in this contest? You cannot demand a treasure you have no claim to without putting forth an item of equal value, or there is no dishonour in rejecting your challenge.
I love the duality of the hallmark envelope and the notepad "card" lolonly a few cards left to arrive before, I suppose, I am finally out of reasons to keep using the nametag
Just checking in, has anyone received their card from me yet? You don’t have to post them but I want to make sure they at least got to their respective destinations
>>41786295Run a post-horsemas raffle! That'll give you an excuse.
>>41780223Sent an email, just through my normal email.
>>41785458That's sad and worrying.Did Cardslut send you photo of envelope? Maybe i fucked up an address or smth.
Happy Hearth's Warming! Eiderdown, I received your card, thank you for the words!I received other cards but not all of them, I'll keep checking, especially when I'm finally ready to send out my own, even if they're late.>>41783455Chikun of the Sea! I opened your gift, and I just want to say, thank you so so so much! I can't wait to show what you gave me. I'm just putting a collage together really quick.
I just found a small handful of cards I apparently didn’t send out?? sorry to my remaining cardees, I know they’re late but I’ll get them sent out soon lol
>>41786801>>41783455This has made me the happiest in months. I unboxed and unwrapped a Rarity plushie, a cute brushable of her, unicorn gummies, these AMAZING bracelets (with the colors of the ponies, even my OC!) all these pins and stickers, and my favorite part of this entire amazing gift, the acrylic paintings of Rarity and my OC, Soft!Here's the original uncompressed collage: https://files.ponut.space/WmeNuOSC.pngThank you so much! I love this gift immensely and this warms my heart. I've been through a lot recently and this cheered me up immensely. Chikun of the Sea, I wish you the best coming year possible, one blessed with warmth, love and cheer. You are an amazing Santa and I can never show my gratitude enough.Thank you! <3
I got my first card exchange card today! This one is from Cracked Calabash. It's very nice, thank you ::DDI hope you get mine soon, too! Canada Post's union really screwed over a lot of people >:[
Pickle de Gallo, bad news. I managed to catch the flu and am really fucking sick right now. There's only a tiny amount of work left to do on your gift, but if tomorrow is anything like today, I'm not likely to get anything done at all. If you're okay with getting your gifts even later (like next week some time), let me know and I'll email Pony Claus so I don't end up on the grinch list (>>41772039). Otherwise I can ship the non-custom parts tomorrow and the custom stuff a bit later.
>>41786685nope, nothing was sent, don't worry too much about it, give it a couple more days
>>41786893All good, shit happens. Perfectly fine waiting until you are able to ship out.Hope you feel better soon.
>>41786942Thanks again for your patience, anon! I let Pony Claus know what's up
It appears I have been stickbugged. Blizzard Boop, your card has made it in! Hopefully those Windigos haven't been too harsh on you. It was nice getting some surprise cheer after a rough day at work. Thanks and happy New Year!
My Santa's package arrived!!! Hooray!
Caramel Swing, did you revived your card? I send it off two weeks ago and I dont think you post about it in the threads (unless I missed the post).
>>41785689cookie please namefag for the entire year
>>41786295I’m just a little stinker I guess. Pure autistic trolling. That was one of the more personal improvised cards I sent.
>>41786342Disregard this post. You do have to post them. This is a threat.
>>41786342You never sent me one, I can't post it
>>41787190brb emailing your mom to tell her son that he fucks MARES and fondles FILLIES
>>41787209Hey I dont do anything to fillys execpt that one time I accidently left a apple bloom plushy in a room with a bug bomb, But that doesnt count
>>41787190>legible sticky notesMight wanna delete this one, anon
to my santa quarts thank you for the gift I wasd thinking you would get a cheap plushy but instead you gave me smile and hope that things will get better.>>41787219>>41787209fixed
>>41787218Neat twitter too, I also like FO4 mods. Cool guy, good stuff.>>41787238Better and somehow also more comfy.
>>41787238Can you post a pic of the clock (after turning it right side up)? It looks neat
>>41787238Did the pin and the figurine got damaged or lost? I dont see them.
>>41787238>>41787258And the note. Post each item separately.
>>41787258where the fuck did you get the pin. Seriously I want to buy some. I promise to wear the pin to a big social gathering I am going to next month >>41787255sure>>41787240I have a feeling I know who you are
>>41787275didnt see one
>>41787318It was inside this box
>>41786342Hey, your package came today. You really went all out. I'm not sure what some of these things are supposed to be! I'd send pics, but... I don't want to bum you out. The glass and pottery items have been badly damaged in shipping- I even cut myself on a microscopic shard! Haha... Your note is kind, the Fluttershy figurine is downright quaint. I'm considering donating the Baby Reader Book to a local charity, as the pony enjoyers in my extended family are yet too old for it to be of great use, but if I run out of places to put stickers, I'll be sure they make their way to one of the youngest members of the pony fandom out there.Thank you for all the love and care you put into this collection of goodies, and please do not fret. We have some ideas about repairing the goods on-site. Happy Horsemas.
>>41787318>>41787327Here's everything that was supposed to be there
>>41787310>where the fuck did you get the pin. Seriously I want to buy someSymbiote was selling them. They run out of stock at the end of november 2023 and never restocked. Still have 5 other pins.
>>41787346Thank you man I could not locate the note right now but I did read it THANK YOU
>>41787190i cant find you fuckin xitter >cerl the pone>coal the pone>cerlponer
Crystal Cruet, your gift this year was absolutely perfect! The blanket fit perfectly over my bed and it's easily one of the softest blankets I've collected. I should also admit that I cheated a little bit and opened your gift early. Just to get to those butter cookies that surprisingly weren't sewing supplies! The artwork was a really nice touch as well. Thank you so much for everything you did for me this year!
>>41787345Well that’s unfortunate to say the least, sorry man. I guess they didn’t quite get the hint with the 9 fragile stickers I put on the outside of the box. It was supposed to be a snow globe that used fake snow propelled by a fan instead of hermetically sealed liquid. The idea was that you could customize it however you liked, with some decorations included to help you get started. Since it sounds like the main bulk was more or less a complete loss, I’ll see what I can do for you. Hopefully at least the CD survived. This is how I rigged it up, just as an example of what you could dohttps://files.catbox.moe/7jisg2.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/u2wkoz.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/uydlga.jpg
>>41787401Cori the Pone
Santa! Sorry for the delay in posting, but this was an awesome gift. That blanket is huge and very comfy, that’s a massive amount of tea, the pins and stickers are great, I'm gonna start using that wallet immediately, and I haven’t gotten around to listening to the cd but I’m sure it’s fun. And of course the temp tattoos and trading card. Thanks for it all and Marey Christmas!
>>41787468Says I Mountain Mover
Dear Together WeatherThe small "filler" gifts (silly small gifts) I intended to include finally arrived, so I will send you a little package/card to you with them. I'll include some more candy for you so you have more to snack on and try out.
Wigwag Whistle, after somehow actually managing to wait until today to open this because I got home early and shipping was delayed several days, I seriously can't even begin to express my gratitude to you. I took a bunch more pictures as I unboxed it but I don't think I could articulate the excitement and joy I felt by doing a bunch of unboxing posts.I thought you sent me a letter and pulled out this amazing Derpy art instead. Then I thought you had sent me an engraved book case, which I thought was sick, and I went to remove the foam insert and found a beautiful engraved spyderco Harrier staring up at me and I may have only just realized literally as I was typing this that you probably did it because spiderpone. I'm a knife fag and carved my Santee's gift mostly with my daily carry. Normally I don't carry folders or serrated, but that's just going to have to change - I can't let something this pretty gather dust.You seem a little insecure about what you sent me, but please understand that I had almost no mlp merch before this, this was my first secret Santa, and I absolutely adore every single thing you sent me!I know you had other plans, but life gets in the way sometimes - I get it. Whatever else it is you're planning, please take your time. I already can't thank you enough for making my first Horsemas special. Sorry for the wall of text, I love this giftMore pics:https://files.catbox.moe/vlqyhb.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/aecb0x.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/fvf0m0.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/mapsx0.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/dghdx6.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/k8e3zm.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/087661.jpg
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>>41787541I'm not them. I just tried a bunch more combinations intil I found them oco.
>>41787466Oh boy an anon's twitter account I wonder what's on th-
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>>41787097Well, I thought it was funny, so success?>>41787572of course ponies are hungry around the holidays theres so many desserts to try :)
Wanted to report in and thank you for the card I received, Wonder Waves!! Super cute, love the Anonfilly and Gilda of course!Hope your Hearthswarming has been swell, Caww~!
>>41787459Maaaan that would have been awesome. I can confirm the CD and case is intact. Your included pics will greatly help the future repair effort. At the worst, we could chalk this up to karmic backlash for my ghost-type behavior this season... well, anyways, Merry Horsemas!
So quick life sign Obtuse:Game still very much in development just taking far longer than expected. Trying to get it finished till Thursday (I need a day off).In the meantime it seems your package is coming... today
>>41785751>>41785755>>41785760Heyo Fluster Dust, thank you for posting the gifts! You have an excellent taste in ponies. Normally I draw cute stuff, so when I saw that Thingpone's your favourite I knew this would be a challenge. Unfortunately I had to let you down on your dream of getting a plushie of her. Buying a whole printing press just for one single t-shirt, arranging a sweatshop in Pakistan to make fabric and completing a 3 month course between assignments and Christmas to learn how to sew and print said fabric cloth into a Thingpone shirt is one thing. Sewing plushies is another that is beyond my capabilities at the moment. I had quite some fun making the art for the shirt. Thingpone is an interesting character. When I asked you if you like her more for her horror or her cute side it was a relief that I didn't have yo go full horror mode. There's some creepy stuff going on, but she's also looking endearing while looking dangerous. All in all, it's deffo not an eficient way to print a shirt, but at least it's handmade. My mom was very happy to help with the pillows! Sewing, among other clothing related crafting skills, is something she's very good at. I hope the pillows will look nice in your new demesne! Every year my mind goes one-track mode so I went T-shirt -> pillows -> oh damn I want to give more extra's but I'm running out of time so I'll paint ceramics (which has become a staple) -> all I can add now are foods etc -> Decorate that shit and SEND IT -> AAAAH it's not going to make it before Horsemas. The point being that I wish that 1:I had given at least one more Thingpone thing, 2: that I had made a cool The Thing themed presentation of everything. I need to learn to do certain things in parallel instead of in series.>Gluten>"I have no allergies" ^:)I'm sorry to hear you recently found out these cause issues for you. I thought the meme was that Stroopwafels are absolutely loved internationally, so I sent you a shitload of them.
>>41787518Hooray! I'm really glad you like it! This was my first time successfully color marking metal. It was the only thing i could think of that I might be able to do that's unique and maybe worth the wait if I could figure it out (took me 13 hours), I was looking around the local craft stores last minute for a nice wood box to put it in then saw the book shaped box and had a brain blast lmao (I do plan to sell color marked knives on my online store and at Mare Fair, the fact that they're Spyderco is just a happy coincidence ^:) But every Knife I do going forward will have a number on it, so yours will always be recognizable as the first one I've done by not having that. (Also I had a feeling you might be a knife fag given you mentioned you ride a motorcycle, I feel like it goes hoof in hoof hehe)Here's a pic of the test metal I used, the backside of it is covered in material tests and has about 500 different setting combinations I did until I finally got the colors I wanted lol
>>41785760>>41787920Cont.The beers quickly added weight to the box, but that's completely fine for Horsemas. I don't drink much alcohol these days, but they're some of my favourite ones. I hope you'll enjoy them.Thanks again for posting the gifts in the thread! Have a splendid New Year's Eve later today with your loved ones!!Happy Horsemas!You can tell your brother that I'm still enjoying the Fluttershy guitar strap! And that we should hop on DRG again sometime.
>>41787839>Game still very much in development just taking far longer than expected. Trying to get it finished till Thursday (I need a day off).The anticipation is killing me but don't hurt yourself trying to finish it too fast>In the meantime it seems your package is coming... todayAhhhhhh!! I'm not gonna be home for a few days, hope it doesn't get sent back, the panic levels are at a maximum
>>41787776Nah dude you’re all good. If you really want to see karma you can send a few pics of the damaged bits and I’ll see about making a claim on the package. Also in hindsight I probably should’ve included instructions of some sort, so apologies on that front as well. Something to think about for next year lolI’m gonna be completely honest, between the lateness of your gift and the fact that it arrived in more pieces that it was sent, I almost feel like I’ve grinched you. I’d like to make it up to you sometime in the future if that’s alright. Groveling aside though, I’m glad that you’ve been able to enjoy what survived the trip! If you do plan on donating the book, make sure to check all the pages first. Numgets, Fair Flyers, and especially Brandons are dangerous in the wrong hands.Even though things have been a tad off-kilter in the gift department, I hope your Hearth’s Warming season has been merry and your upcoming New Year’s is bright. Thanks for being a great santee!Merry Horsemas, Fuzzy Muffler!
>>41787310Who am I?
>>41788076Update, I might be able to come home today but it'll be quite late, hope I can catch the package
>>41788120>Anon has an existential crisis
Alright, I finished the 2025 chart as much as I could. Found 3 complete cycles, and some pretty large incomplete ones. Santas, please use your /ss/ name to call out your santees. If there are any connections I feel free to share them.
>>41788296>20252024*I cannot predict the future
>>41787459>>41788109That was adorable, bro. Please wrap things more securely next time, you could even ask for feedback from the thread. I hope you can arrange something with your santee to both feel better about this, maybe even get a little money back from insurance. >>41787924That looks amazing. You'll have to mention that you do these kind of engravings next time you sign up, so PC can hook you up with an anon who eill love it as much as Winter Web does.>>41788220Par for the course. >>41788296I'm impressed, anon. Off-boarders sure make completing the list difficult, don't they. >>41787920Bottom Floor, due to a certain 14/88 dice roll earlier this month, I still have to send you an envelope. Said envelope would also happen to finally dox my info to you. I won't be staying in this place for that much longer, so don't feel too powerful just yet. Just saying. I'm trying to revive from a bad case of kung flu which has cost me a week and a job interview.
Dr. Pine Needles,thank you for sending me an envelope of Maud stickers + some rare Pine Needles. I will continue to try my luck with winning your meme-filled stockings in the future. Also, this is the first time somebody cared about my art enough to make stickers out of it. I will remember this. May I ask what kind of sticker the Maud ones are? Are they actually waterproof, or do they just seem that way? In either case, I will cherish these and feel more inclined to actually make my own stickers to share with others. The past 3 months made me understand the appeal. I want to be able to gift amazing little meme gifts like (You) have been doing.
Found this personal card in the mail from an Anon whose /ss/ name I still haven't figured out. Those Dashies are so cute! I've already said it it in my card to you, but it's been great seeing you at conventions Anon. Cons wouldn't be as fun, and drawing wouldn't be as encouraging and inspiring without you! Thanks for all the kind words!
>>41788296I'm Fume Boom's santa
>>41788690Thanks, I hope I can get a few more in
I got a package,It is suspiciously light.... My suspicions were quickly dispelled when I saw what was inside. I'll add a photo when I get back from the store :D
>>41787924Wow, that's insane! I didn't know engraving involved that much fine-tuning. It paid off though - it's beautiful. It's really cool that mine is one of a kind too since I love unique stuff. Good guesswork, I'm just hoping you don't have a mental image of me as a greying tattooed man clad in too much leather, lmao.Also, you couldn't have picked a better way to pack it, honestly. I'm going to line the box with felt and use it to keep my edc in, and get a nice frame for Derpy.I can't wait to see what you cook up for Mare Fair. I'll be sure to say hi when I find you. You should also totally drop a link to your store so that I can ogle all the stuff I can't afford! Thanks again!
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Another call out for Cozy Coils the Lamia, still waiting to hear back about you opening your gift!
>>41788296I was Cherry Merlot's SantaSo that should make you a whole circle as well
>>41787468>tfw your previous santee got a brand new big fancy blanket from their new santa >tfw your pitiful blanket gift from last year is balled up in the corner of the frame, discarded and forgotten I have been dethroned from Mountain Mover's bed and heart. It's over.
There's enough info to connect two of those via me, but I feel it would ruin the fun.I could tell you if you wanted me to or I could tell you what thread to look in.
>>41788296>>41788870I'm still half asleep, please have autism.
>>41788296>Taking the secret out of secret santathe secret and guessing is half the fun
>>41772319You're welcome Loopsy Siding! I'm very happy you like the berry enough to bring around! She's really cute and made me laugh when I got her.>MF3Mare Fair is always a blast each year, despite a little fun drama after midnight that can happen sometimes. I highly recommend it! It is my favorite con, and I also recommend going to other cons that are closer to you if you have never tried one before. It's basically all rule 63 humanized florbs walking around in public with ponies. One last thing: in order to get the florb pillow properly colored and scented, I'm gonna need someone to cuddle it at night without showering or washing it to give it that authentic dingy greyish yellow color and neet smell. Just for a while, until it's done.
>>41788882The secret part is having a random anonymous nickname, not in trying to guess that nickname from people who don't use it, silly.
>>41788897I didn't use my nickname until my santee got my package, so it was secret all the way down.Otherwise what secret is there to reveal?
>>41788296You've got an incorrect chain there. My santee was not Bunny Bakes, it was Sandpiper
>>41788596holy crap, I'd kill for a card like that, I absolutely adore that artist
>>41788967Oops, must have confused you with a cardee or something. Will adjust.
Thans you very munch Kelpie the Hippogriff! I probably never orde Vinyl plushie but she looks cute when she sit on Tavis back. Now i need order from this plushiemarker Tavi to pair... But i dont know that one...
>>41789027Precious plushie. Happy to see my Santa had a good Santa himself (though I never doubted Kelpie). Happy new year, Eiderdown.
>>41789045So im good santa? Welp... Thats nice
>>41788320>Scary envelope inbound
Got the Frottage Cottage x Proper Package lewd done : https://files.catbox.moe/l5octb.pngAlso made a version where frottage is a "normal" mare, figured I might as well share that one too : https://files.catbox.moe/3p2clo.png
>>41789164>full package futathis is the way
>>41789164unfI don't get why you'd have a futa on female version for the two biggest futafags in the thread though
>>41787920She's such a cute
the secret part of secret santa is the day usps delivers my santee's gift
>>41789027that plushie is SOVL
Right! I have not been back to the PO Box in a couple weeks so I haven’t thanked some of you beautiful people for beautiful cards! Let’s rectify that!Eiderdown! How am I supposed to handle all of these little gremlins? They’re everywhere! The card is extremely adorable and I’m going to have to come up with some creative uses for the filly stickers! Thank you so much for the kind words and happy Horsemas!
Delta Wing, it's the last day of December, been a week since you said you were going to mail, and several days since I had Kiwi send you a reminder for a tracking number if you had it. If you could reply to Kiwi or me by the end of the day I don't mind giving you an extension, but if you don't, you're going to be indicted as a Grinch...Here's hoping you pull through
Green Glowie! I will cherish this (you) always, just like I cherish (you). You’re always a hoot and make me smile when I see you fed-posting. The back of the (you) card is also really pretty! I want to stick it in my wallet, though I’m hesitant to damage it.
Speaking of (you)s, I cut the names of the bottom of your card, Cloudrunner, just in case they are like, staff members, but I assume that those are actually Horsies. If they are please, pretty please pet them all for me and tell them I love them. I inhaled deeply upon opening the card, so hopefully I am infected with horse spores now.
>>41789420QR Code is for artist (my good friend) linktree so its not so secret :P
Not one but TWO Official Pony Express cards this year! Hotbox Reefer, you wild thing, thank you so much. The amount of horsiness this year has been outstanding. I love my little Derp, and she will be my friend for ever. Also a+ on the kino life stickers.
>>41789452Ah, gotcha. Didn’t know if that was a personal account. In that case, please enjoy!
Cookie Kiln, of course I was so delighted to get your card. You really have been just such an outstanding participant this year, I can’t say thanks enough for keeping the threads bumping and making things lovely and lively. Thank you so much for the card that apparently has stirred in you some feelings towards Hewlett Packard. I will listen to the sick mix the first opportunity I get!
And the last card today is TWO cards. I’m so sorry to say, Nanner Pancakes, but your surmise is accurate and I did not receive last year’s card. Very forward looking of you to have pictures of it, and it’s so freaking cute! Also, very much appreciate the flex that your train doodle is superior to what I could do with three days and a dedicated studio. You are such a comfy person, and I always smile when I think of you. Thank you so much and Happy Hearth’s Warming!
BUT WAIT! THERES MORE!I also have a parcel from Big Finish uh…with a VERY suspicious manufacturer business card in it. (Sorry for marking it out. I took pics with it, but then The card says it was made by (you) and I didn’t want to cross contaminate your /ss/ name on accident.
>>41789512I don’t even know what to say, dude.Seriously. There’s no amount of CRUISE CONTROL and autistic excitement that can really express how much this means. Like…I’m not one to tear up, but damn, this is about to break me. This is so dang quality, you must have put so much work into this. Her parcel! Ah! It has a jingle bell in it! And it’s personalized! It’s…just, man, she is so wonderful. I cannot say thanks enough you enough. Dude…
>>41789525Like, look at the freaking effort that went into these heartsy hooves. Seriously man, I don’t know what to say…and such brushable hair. Man.
>>41789525>>41789534cute!
>>41789534Also I just had one of the chocolate plums, delicious!
Since it's the last day of the year I just wanted to share the gift I had made for Top Gunner since they never did appear in the thread...
>>41789593Fug, that's a nice gift. Ya did good, m8.
I'd be lying if I said I haven't been tempted to send cards to santas/cardees from previous years using return addresses. So I should probably get rid of the envelopes and boxes to remove the temptation. I doubt many anons are comfortable with their mailing info being kept after the event, much less it being used later.
>>41789601I still have all the envelopes from back 2017 when I first joinedA lot of them have pretty cool decorations, so I am keeping them
>>41789601I'd be more than happy to get shit from past cardees for future Horsemases or other events, or just for no reason at all than to send handdrawn horses to each other.
>>41789534Pony Claus, you're one lucky guy to have such a lovely Derpy accidentally deliver Santa Pone's parcel to (You). ^:)>>41789601I'd simply ask before sending something. Quite a few anons change addresses or might no longer be fine with spaghetti, so that's my main concern.
Raspberry Jazz, I've already had Santa Pone let you know about my surprise visit from Porona, but now that I'm past the worst of it I wanted to let you know that at this rate I should be back on my hooves later this week.>>41767359>>41768326I'd like to apologize to Firebox Flicker about my lukewarm unboxing once more for the record, especially since I've found out pic related is in fact part of my gift. It's enough of a gift on its own, and I didn't even realize!
>>41789474Yay, another card made it!
>>41789593holy fucking SHIT anon, what the fucking fuck, i would be so fucking HONORED to wear those, god im so fucking jealous and i was until i saw what you wrote, man fuck that whore >:cthis is absolutely goddamned beautiful, and im so sorry you got such an ungrateful bitch this year, please be with us next year because your amazingness should be awarded with proper recognition and damn i wanna be your santee next year
>>41789857thanks anon, I'm glad someone appreciates my efforts, I started to worry my gift might not be good enough because some of the gifts I've seen looked so awesome...I will be joining again next year though! Maybe I'll make a custom daki cover of my giftee's favorite mare...
>>41789593That’s dope as hell
>>41789601>want to make a note in wishlist that "You're free to send me shit perpetually if you're so inclined, I get the feeling">unnerved that I might get a total loony that takes it too seriously and goes stalker/revenge from me not becoming a committed penpal even though the odds of that are less than me winning the lottery
>>41787478Thank you! I'm at the new address now, but if you already sent things to the old one no worries because I have mail forwarding set up.
>>41790148Thanks for reminder. Will use the new address.
Happy New Year /ss/
>>41789216Just felt like making it
>>41790297Happy new year faggot!!What's that machine next to you?
>>41790379He might be on a plane. But I'm not sure.
>>41790379He's flying first class on an international flightThat's just an amenity
>>41788296Who is Smudges McGee?
After 400 years I made another /ss/ song :)https://files.catbox.moe/kflztv.mp3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbqYF1zLBlg
Hi Frozen Lake!I'm really sorry for the late post. I've been traveling and sick as of late and hadn't had the time to send out your package. Should be hopefully sending it out this Friday with express shipping.
>>41790546baste
>>41789629>>41789645>>41789689>>41790114Well, shit. Too late. I figured anons would value privacy more.
Chikun of the Sea, I got your card! Those are some very cute pones. Thank you so much for it and the stickers. Hope you had a Merry Horsemas and have a Happy New Year! Bundle-Up, I responded to Pony Claus' email with the info you needed. I also just noticed that both tracking numbers just updated (unless USPS is fucking with me), so hopefully they're moving again.
Hey everyone, I hope you all had a happy new years.>Sun KinkHey man your card arrived (suprisingly late despite hownearly you sent it)Wonderful message and really nice art of luna.Thanks for the card.I do wanna say sorry to you and my other cardees for the delays, irl stuff has kinda derailed the timing of things a bit unfortunately.Ive got something nice to send you guys. and I hope you all like it.
>>41790379Storage closet and handheld control for the main screen
How does Cardslut like his feet?Dirty?Drawn on with markers for cutiemarks?Fresh and clean?Soggy?
>>41789164UNFI imagine you don't have Frottage's mottling or freckles because of how you do shading, but this is still great! The way her tail lifts is a nice touch too~I already had a few ideas, but this gives me more; I look at this and I just want to feel Proper go balls-deep, sliding her barrel against my lifted tail and slapping her sack against mine, and I want her to nuzzle against me, resting her head atop mine as my ears flick against her; I want her to pump my womb full of her foals as each pulse of her orgasm makes her balls throb against mine, setting off a pulse of my own orgasm in turn, the two of us sharing intimate bliss together...
Unless I'm a totally retarded niggerfaggot, my santee hasn't posted. I don't even know for sure if they got my package in good condition (not that there's anything fragile in there, but I'd at least like to know it didn't get lost along the way).So, here's the part I'm the most proud of: Baby's first custom shirt design! It took me several days of work on a caffeine bender to create, and it's based on the Morning Mimosa design that was sold in Mare Fair 2's con shop.It didn't turn out quite how I wanted due to limitations at the print shop, but that's art for you. I hope my santee likes it. I'm a bit worried, though, that what I sent feels underwhelming when I look at all this other stuff people are getting.
>>41790920Very cool shirt! I would love to have gotten that
>>41788296You should use your autism powers to document who has and hasn't posted their gifts
>>41791090isn't that unknowable without information only the organizers are privy to?
>>41791121You know that post is replying to a big list of participants, right
>>41791121>make list of all usernames used (this year had a requirement to post at least once)>search each username to see if they posted a photo of their gift>if they ghosted then tell their santa or cardees to exorcise the ghost to death with hammers
>>41790154Sure thing, I should mention I'll also be out of town from the 9th or so to the 29th or so... going to europe to see family, I guess you could ship to that address but I'd need to find out what it is again. Sorry for the clusterfuck, and feel free to ship to the US address, I think I can probably get one of the neighbors to hang onto it for me
>>41791128that doesn't account for gifts still in transit, such as every single leaf
>>41790889Fuck I actually meant to put the freckles on but I forgot. Might do another edit. You got quite a few ideas lol. Idk how many more I want to take on but I'll probably just keep going until the thread dies out as long as people still want shit. Never did futa before people requested it here but I think if I do more pony on pony stuff in the future I'll probably make one a futa, its more fun to draw than a stallion
>>41791142No worries. I'll hold off sending until end of January so you are home when it arrives.
>>41791143Then the Day of the Rake starts early
>>41791128>>41791143It also doesn't account for names which are not in the gift exchange, but are in the card exchange; retired names from previous years used for some purpose or another; or names which did not enter either exchange.
Happy New Year, everyone.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjkPH6sZM_o
>>41790872Milfy and hooved
>>41791314Happy New Year!
>>41791333But he asks for pictures of feet in the FAQNot pictures of hooves
>>41791149I was referring to smutty ideas which may even be enough to write a short green of smut, but if you're looking for inspiration and want to find it there then feel welcome to do so. In particular, I realized standard mounting makes sense for Proper's turn penetrating, while Frottage would want something cozier like missionary, and it'd be cute to have Frottage flag her tail for Proper to begin and for Proper to wrap Frottage's tail in her own while their bodies are more closely entwined.In truth, the initial request was lovey-dovey frottage, while the duo taking turns with vaginal was an extra if you wanted to do multiple pics for them. By the way, since Proper Package has been so forward with hornyposting, I suppose it's only, well... proper, that I come forward with my own as well - these two posts were both mine >>41750794 >>41750794
>>41791445oops, second one should be this >>41773308
Thank you, Banjo Boogie! I stealthily took this picture while family was visiting today. Love the stickers!
>>41791411Hooves are a type of feet.
Happy New Year from the time zone that matters.
>>41791510Hooves are toes
Happy New Year anons!>>41791513Based
Another card came in. Thank you Saddle Tank for the Night Glider drawing! This is exactly the kind of horse 'tism I signed up for!
>>41791090I haven't posted my gift but that's because i haven't received one yet, i don't really wanna just call out my santa as I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. But I did already ask Pony Claus about it and he's aware
>>41783049I did hand stitch the ornament, it was my first time doing it and I’m glad you liked everything!
Happy New Year! Now send out your gifts and post your gifts you faggots.
Lmao I posted this in the wrong thread.Hi Breadcrumbs the Griffon. I'm going to be posting the rest of your gift here on this thread since you haven't reached out it. Please let me know if you can access the file.drive (.) google (.) cum / drive / folders / 1i4AbYyKvqlvSFG9HdvBBw_T76y2cwYw8?usp=sharing
I finally got it! I got it I got it!
The peppermint peen is mine!!there was two of these that looked like this and I was gonna get both and give the other to Peppermint Preen but someone else bought the other one :[
>>41792426Genuine question. How do you plan on fitting that inside your ass? For women I kinda get it since their pussies were made to give birth to babies but for dudes it just seems painful.
>>41792429Your ass is actually way more stretchy than what you might thinkI can fit large Chance with not much of a trouble. Preparation is important and you cannot really stick it inside of you just like that in one goAnd the more you practice the more your ass gets used to it. It is a muscle after all
>>41792429This, >>41792538 but also it’s not for everyone. Some people like stuff up the butt, some people just don’t, regardless of prep or practice or whatever. Hey that’s people for you, right? You just gotta figure out what makes you happy and do that.
>>41792545It is different for everyone yesEveryone likes slightly different aspect of being stuffed by a huge cock, someone likes the feeling of being full and the pressure inside of you, someone likes the sexual pain it causes when you push it insideFor someone it is more mental enjoyement where they just like to bottom and give in to someone elseSo yeah, everyone likes someone else
It’s January first! That means I can officially start the kennel club calendar! First dog is a miniature breed.
>>41768928>>41789490Nice to see some cards made it!>>41677829 And glad to hear they're getting used, for a pony deck too!Very jealous of all the cute Fluttergifts this year, lots of Santas doing great work.
>>41790401Fuzzy Muffler called him out in this post >>41709385. I assumed this was legit but there's no other sign of this person.
Thank You Strawberry Shortcut for this amazing LINKINO drawing and card! I love it so much!
>>41792691Noticed!
>>41792691First NOTICE of the new year!
>>41792644There’s a STAMPS McGee in the event. Maybe just a typo?
>>41789525>>41789534I can die (happy) now.I rushed to finish her in early November so you could get her early. I did not expect shipping to take over 1 month.But Derpy always delivers.
>>41788296This really tickles me. >>41788299Nah, I’m just giving everyone the same assignment from now on to save time. I hope you liked yours this year; you’re married now!
>>41792807And I am ver ver sorry for letting her languish in the PO Box for a while. I’m still deciding on if she’s going to be a work friend, a car friend, or a bedroom friend. She’s wonderful. You’re wonderful.Also I already ate all the candies. They were also wonderful.
>>41792812>drops out this year and signs up in 2026What do?
>>41792821Anyone not in the current list will be put in one giant pool and I will publish all of their information on a public page and let them sort it out on their own, as well as implementing a message feature so that people can critique and shame their best pony list.It’s the logical thing, really.
>>41792826>people can critique and shame their best pony listWait, you mean we weren't allowed to do that already?Poinsettia Pipebomb, don't open your card when it arrives.
Your last gift has finally arrived to my place, Mosey Speed. I'll be shipping it out as soon as possible! I'm a bit late, but I very much enjoyed your card, Chuckles! It took me a while to get a pic as I've been busy with family for the holidays. The little coal foal is adorable, I need to find a safe place to put her. Thanks for sending these out, they bring so much more holiday spirit.
>>41789164UNF, based, she got a proper package alright, thank you~!
>>41789164I can and will fap to this.>>41790378For which I thank you friend.
Thank you for the card Cauliflower Custard, gave me a good laugh. Don't worry, Trixie is only tubby in allllll the right places. She knows how to put those haycakes to good use.I've seen plenty of videos of people cooking 5 course meals on a campfire, so I like to think over the years she's gotten pretty good at campfire cooking, and when she's not hurting for bits she can cook some pretty banging grub.
>>41793196i told her that she could pay for cookies by doing magic tricks in the store and maybe it's time to cut her off...
>knew what song was playing on Neighborhood FM before I even connected
>>41790378>>41793135Making a non-futa version of a futafag OC is as bad as making a futa version of a non-futafag OC
>>41793205Just means more of her to love.
>>41793259I think she's starting to catch on to me staring at her butt though and if she calls me out on it I'm just gonna die
>tfw received no cards or gift yet>mfw apparently my first gift got delivered half way across the country to a random personIf there were other options near me, I would absolutely not be sending stuff through USPS. What the hell are they doing?
>>41793264Stop staring at anon's waifu's butt, Cookie. Stare at Moonbutt instead.
>>41793296>my first gift got delivered half way across the country to a random persondafuq?
>>41793298yes.... moonbutt....
>>41788389You mentioned that you currently didn't really have the means to print out silly stickers yourself, so I wanted to start you off with a few. Now you have something you can give out at your next pony outing.And your art is just plain good. I got to enjoy your mix of genuinely good art and shitpost ketchup doodles on Shrek-branded plates.Those are the standard die cut stickers from Sticker Mule. "Thick, durable vinyl protects your die cut stickers from scratching, rain & sunlight." They're even dishwasher safe, or at least that's what the advertisement video claims.>>41788296I suppose I have no choice but to assume that Chompy the Diamond Dog was my Santa and is also The Most Racist Man Alive
>>41792426>>41792538>>41792545>>41792554all of you actually kill yourselves now
my santee still hasn't posted yet. Is it over?
>>41793448Gift still stuck in customs hell
>>41793264Oi that's my wife you're ogling, mate.
>>41791976SQUAWK, why are you 23-and-me'ing my feathers xvx
>>41792538idk anonI tried butt stuff all the time before I experienced twink death and it was almost always painful.
Cracked Calabash and Chikun of the Sea I have received your cards, thank you for the cheer! The drawings of ponka are so great. Merry belated horsemas!Chikun of the Sea, I also just got the card from me FOR you in my mailbox today, says delivery was attempted and RtS. It was the only one of my cards I sent out to come back to me. I double checked the address and everything seems right so I dont know what happened. I will drop it off at the post office again this week but now its coming VERY late... my apologies
>>41793847
>Thread descends into Anons talking about anal sex toys again
>>41793847Congratulations Cookie! We knew you could do it.
>>41788827Forgive me Pine Needles, I was just moving it out of the way for the picture
>>41793847in my defense on one of the old threads there was a bunch of changelings pretending to be me :(
>>41793506Nope, it got there ages ago. They just haven't posted it yet for some reason
>>41793847Bravo!
>>41793296>FIRST gift
>>41794051My Santa wasn't able to get everything out in time. I fall in that same boat and don't look forward to sending out the second part through USPS after this fiasco.
>>41793296Can't wait to hear the local news story about a 72y/o man getting a life size horse plush with a special pocket delivered in the mail
GRINCH RESCUE NEEDED:So the great news is that right this very second I only have one rescue slot in need of filling. I have about half a dozen folks on the short list that might need a rescue imminently, but as of right now I only have one full non-responder.If you are interested in performing a rescue operation to the exotic climes of the Pacific Isles, please contact me. This will be an international rescue. Priority will be given to previous grinches looking for redemption, and then first come-first served. I'll give it about 24 hours before finalizing an assignment, jsut in case any prior grinches want to get back into the event next year.
So Tail Dragger your Santa actually got in touch with me and I've sent you an email >>41794154>Pacific IslesContacted you my friend
Hey! Gandy Prancer:Love the gifts! I super love the Nordpone being almost twice as large as Coco Pommel and Octavia.Love everything! I had a couple zotz and that stuff foams up like crazy in your mouth like cumI have the Octavia figure up on the wall already. The wall was really bare and needed pony on it.I'll probably put them on top of my computer screens so they can hang out with me, maybe even at work.Not sure about the heart ponies yet. I'll figure out a fun place to hang them from I'm sure.
>>41793951Please be patient (ok fair enough it's late enough to stop) I have autismsoon™ I swear now that I'm finally caught up
>>41794206Awesome! Super glad to see you got everything (I hope, there should have been a Twilight Sparkle ornament in there too). I was surprised to see you mention Nordpone as a board pony, since I know of her more as 'Ord' from the Bannermanes (hence the name on the tag), but I thought it would be funny to give you a smol version of the giant mare. Of course, she still needed to be *big* and so she can be massive next to some excellent, but even smol-er, Earth ponies.Also, the pixelart bead Octavia is supposed to plug into the treble clef like a stand - it was cold the day I got that in so I didn't try a test fit lest it break, but it sounds like you've made it into wall art which is also an awesome idea. Hope you had a happy horsemas and I wish you a happy new year!
>>41794239oOo I'll try fitting the two together this weekend.I forgot to pull out the twilight sparkle in a sock for the picture! I do love her too.
How many mass mailers were there this year?
Blizzard Burlesque, I am, again, so sorry to be late.I couldn't make enough time to advance on the hand made gift I was planning to send you, so planB.The "back gift" arrived like two days ago (missed sending it in 2024...), and I will send it to you asap.I will send you later the planned handmade gift.As for the cards, I am also close to sending, I need to have a handful of free hours to finish and pack everything.I am sorry, I know some of you said it was okay if I am late, and I can't thanks you enough.My life is a mess right now, and planning time for me is difficult (and I needed to cancel planned time for unfortunately more important stuff, so that don't help).So, thanks for your patience.I still have to open my cards and gift, I will post photos of it too...And I also have a drawing to do, but I will send everything before starting drawing...But enough sobbing, have a cute Twilight to help the waiting.
>>41794067>and don't look forward to sending out the second part through USPSSo don't? UPS and FedEx exist>>41794129And then it gets donated to Goodwill and sold for $20.https://www.equestriadaily.com/2024/09/the-lost-oc-plushie-that-appeared-at.html
>>41783627>>41785988I'm very sorry! I had to go out of town unexpectedly during Christmas and I'm going to be gone until later this month. My aunt is still at my house and she brought in the gift and all cards so that they're safe. I'm really sorry I didn't say anything sooner, I've been very stressed by traveling out of the country. I'll post everything as soon as I get home!
Harry C Lauper thank you so much for this wonderful card! It’s done so beautifully!
Matte Finish, thank you so much for this cute Pinkie! It was nice having you as a cardee again!
>>41789441No censorship needed. They are the 4 legged staff members of the hay and forage quality control department. They enjoy stealing your minerals, pooping in designated poop corners, standing outside their barn during blizzards, and frisking any passers by for treats. I will indeed spoil them on your behalf. I just bought a big bag of carrots from the store yesterday.
>>41794829tickly whiskers...
mares ponypony maresmares mares marespony mares ponypony pony ponimare ponpone mares mares marepony ponimaresamta
New postcards arrive to me!Its Kettle Corn, Eighth Notch, Happy Heartsong and Caroling Care, Photos (i wish...) will post on evning
>>41794921
>>41794782I love spotting cute Discords. I'm like the Linky Noticer but noticing Discord instead. So, uh...Discord recorded.>>41794539I have been in your situation before and know it hurts. Hang in there, Fluffy.>>41793435Ok, standard stickermule vinyl stickers. It sure felt like vinyl and not what I'd personally consider standard (i.e. some glossy paper of questionable durability). I don't jive with New Year's resolutions but I will make a really fun sticker and order a bunch before the cons in Fall. >>41788827>>41793875Made me kek. On another note, I made the mistake of NOT making a lemon piggu on NYE and immediately felt karmic repercussions, so on NYD I tried to appease the citrus piglet spirits by doodling a piggu but will still assemble a proper one today.
>>41794517Three
jolly joystick, after much anticipation, I received your gift!
>>41795284first part of the gift, some yummy looking crisps
>>41795175Chuckles/Pony Claus, Pizza Roll Parade, and who's the third one?
>>41795289coming with some extra sugary goodness knoppers are some of my favorites
>>41795295next up is a bag listing some party essentials
>>41795296inside is some more food and drinks
>>41795298before opening the last part, there are some nice mspaint cards
>>41795299and finally the mane attraction: a very nice luna cup and PUNO I am definitely gonna pester everyone and anyone to play it with methanks jolly joystick for the gift, it was really nice and fun to open!
>>41795305the delivery mare also brought some other stuff>pine needles giveawaythanks pine needles for the stickers magnets, pins and sock, some of them have already found their way on my pc>pony claus card thanks for the card pony claus, it's always fun reading it and the coal pony was nice who did you burn to make it you monster>Aunt Antimacassar's cardthe card was signed anon but I'm pretty sur it's yours, if not, oops. your card was a fun read and the stickers are very nice thanks, although>I'm going to pretend you don't like some edgy OC donut steelhow dare you talk about my boy like that, it's not completely false but still how dare you!at least you like rarity
Wonder Waves, Caroling Care and Gandy Prancer, I got your cards today!Thank you all for the cute cards, each year I am surprised what people manage to draw and make, thank you all a lot for the wishes, even if it came after the Christmas! We stilll have bunch of socialist leftovers in the system and the post office did not operate for nearly two weeks due to that
Also got a card from Buffer BumpNo worries, I had to pay no custom fees on it, you did mark it wellThank you for all the goodies! I love the pics or (you) with SweetieAlso try to say that blueberries are for fags to my face not online and you see what fucking happensIf sending anything that is not card or paper (or something very small that is not metal) it can pass as just a letter, however bigger items always have to have a customs declaration into EU
cookie cow https://files.catbox.moe/yf70kd.png
>>41795475>consensual rape
>>41795475*lick**Slurp*Nice cookie
>>41795305Finally, it arrived :0I am glad you liked it!I kinda had to assemble it more or less last minute because my original plan didn't quit work out...>knoppers are some of my favoritesThe Knoppers cult is even biggen than I thought, good good...Nowadays I usually have a small supply of Knoppers lying around. Sadly it's empty right now would have given one of these 24x3 Packs lol>>41795296These gummy bears have been specifically picked for they're tasty(nis) :)>>41795298I really am not good at drawing (as you will see), but I tried (actually really hard)>I am definitely gonna pester everyone and anyone to play it with meThat's the spirit!>Also game update on my sideStill working on it, it's not done today :(Gonna keep you updated! Gonna get this done this week!
>>41795515how did I manage to fuck this up...
>>41795475>blushing>hasn't whipped anon into unconsciousness with her tailI know she doesn't want human cock but I bet she enjoys having a set of hands fondling those fat milkers, dragons might have hands too but they're not as soft as a human's.
Whole bunch of cards in the mailbox today!First is the stickerbombed envelope from Cracked Calabash.Thank you for the cheer, I love the mareschizo energy of the card!
Thank you for the card and kind message, Fuzzy Muffler!I'm glad you liked my card!>what is <my hometown> like?Its a nice historic city, feels smaller than it is. And it has actually been named European capital of christmas, the festivites were and markets are really something special here.>what is my favorite holiday sweet?that would be vanilkové rohlíčky, yumThanks again for the card, hope you had a nice holiday and have an absolutely fantastic new year!
>>41795475dfdjkykfuygyvuyvo VERY hot but also oh celestia oh fuck not anon again oh no helpcowprint socks are VERY hot on cookie though i love itI kinda like it enough that maybe the cowprint socks should just be something she wears all the time...>>41795531fake news!! i would never!! lies and slander!!>>41795610>a single luigi amongst any mareswhat could calabash have meant by this
Next is this fancy card from Sun Kink, thank you for the kind meesage, all the best into the new year!
And finally there is this fabulous card from Bottom Floor. I love your art and will be putting this beautiful festive Derpy on my wall. Thank you for the pin too! I gave one to my AJ appreciator friend and now I will have one for myself too, awesome! :)Hope you had awesome holidays, see you at the con /)
>>41795643Better question is why is Luigi running away from the mares
>>41795647That derp is so simple yet so beautiful>>41795658And that one is adorable!!>>41795662He cannot handle the snowpity...
>>41795076Thanks kind Anon, I will manage.It's just that some days (weeks, months, 2-3 years now) are harder than others and it's starting to really pile up...But hope is still here, Somnanbula will guide my steps!
>>41795515>Knoppers KultMy father and I are affected, too. Not sure about my brothers.>>41795296that fucking bag, lmao! And then there's actual shrooms inside.>>41795709Life at breaking point sucks big time. I hope we'll both reach greener pastures this year. Chasing deadlines is one thing; I hope you are aware of the root causes of your problems and overwhelm, so that you can fix those. I'm rooting for you.Discord is my own source of hope, for whatever unholy reason.
>>41795475YES! This is perfect. Sex with Cookie Kiln now!>>41795531She's just playing hard to get. Like all mares, you can tell she's gagging for human cock.>>41795643She's getting to be like Milky with those fat teats and socks.
>>41795744>you can tell she's gagging for human cockugh, no, the hands might be useful but the rest is gross>She's getting to be like Milky with those fat teats and socks.I..... I might not be opposed to the idea of being the secret santa version of Milky....
>>41794539Don't worry. I'm just glad that I didn't get Griched ! Thats enough for me lol. I just hope things will go better, just take your time fren. And thanks for the Lovely Twily <3>Big FinishFINALY ! I received your card. Everything is packed and ready to go. I finalised the whole shipping process on the UPS website and I'll deliver it tomorow morning to a UPS point near me ! I've sent the Tracking number to Pony Claus so he can give it to you. If everything goes well it should arrive Tuesday, January 7. And if your willing to get in contact with me for any question, faster than just posting here. Send me an email tere -> >greenbeansdumb@gmail.comHope you'll like it once it gets there. Its not much but I tried to to something fun lol. Have a good day / Night fren
>>41795647Can't unsee Derpy's giant mouth.
I cleared cookies, doomed myself to a 900 second timer on my phone, and I still have the moon flag on every phone post I make regardless of what flag I actually select, this is stupid
see look at this
>>41795834gitteti guddeti
prepare the grinchening rescue
>>41795836I am doomed to forever be cookie kilnalso lol sunset's tag is sus haha amogus
>>41794187It has arrived! I'm very glad to see it. I knew Delta Wing didn't deserve to be on the naughty list...I posed my Rarity plush next to the haul for the maximum display of autism because it's such a beautiful and generous gift! I'll have to look for your shop, I love your art, the Fluttershy sticker is my favorite. I like stickers quite a bit my only problem is settling on where to stick them...I've got my own personal ss kandi bracelet and the supplies to make my own gift bracelets for next year! I always did secretly envy the girls who were making them in school but I never got them for myself. The Blackwing pencils as well, I've never had a set and they look very nice. Cute bag, cute Rarity, cute card, it's quite the bundle of joy you have given me, thank you so much! As I recall you hadn't heard from your Santa, if you happen to need a Grinch rescue know that I'm more than willing to help! Marey Horsemas!
>tfw symbiote is releasing an actually not too shabby looking spike plush. AFTER christmasMotherfucker that'd gave been perfect for the occasion.Welp, You don't mind some extra cheers, do you, Kelpie The Hippogriff?
>>41795763>the secret santa version of MilkyThat's so fucking hot yes please, honestly that should have been your thing this entire time because you can give us our hearth's warming milk AND cookies all at once.I would like to reserve my spot in line for milk and cookies next year but I will be drinking it from the tap, thanks.
>>41795475goddamn i wish i had your talent
>>41795939I agree. Cookie can be the janny safe Milky of Hearth's Warming. Plenty of hungry anons waiting for some milk and cookies this time of year.
>>41794829That snoot is in DESPERATE need of kisses.
>>41795475W-whew.
>>41795296That bag is top notch
>>41795475Now draw her, her Santee and Santa in a loving relationship.
>>41795475Now draw her bound and gagged so she can SHUT THE FUCK UP.
God please no. The Cookie Kiln + Cookie-Kiln-dickrider perpetual motion machine has me at my limit, and not in a sexual sense.It is the one thing that burnt me out about the secret santa this year and pushed me away from the thread, more than hand-making cards, more than the shipping delays on gifts, more than anything actually productive. What started as "Cookie's annoying but he's ok" in other parts of the board is turning into genuine hate for this fucker over the course of December 2024, and given all the enabling, only half of it is even his fault.
>>41796198You know you can just likefilter the name, right anon?
>>41796212And then you have patchwork reply chains where there are holes in conversations, and some posts reply to multiple other posts, which mixes up legitimate replies into the inane bullshit, and you have to unroll it all to see what's going on anywayIf you've used this website for more than a year, you'd know filtering within a thread creates more problems than it solves
>>41796225But if you filter the name, only posts BY Cookie will disappear. It doesn't automatically hide every post touched by [namefag]. This way, you'd still have the "unfa Cookie" shitposts, no holes in conversations, but at least you'd be rid of the 1k Cookie posts you didn't want to see.
>>41796198I don't blame you and candidly I regret encouraging him in early December. He's like a black hole that sucks every part of this event into it. There should be a new rule that you can't post more than 200 times unless you're creating art/ doing giveaways because 1000+ posts is absolutely insane. Half of them are just blogposts. At this point though, he's just a permanent fixture in this event. It's amazing he didn't get grinched from just being annoying.
But anyway, I like festive ponies.
>>41795658I love that Derpy so much
>>41796198I don't get it. In 2018 Chuckles had 1000+ posts and he got royally bitched at to the point he toned it down in following years. Chuckles also ran contests, wrote a couple greens, and responded to every one of his mass mailed cards.This year, Cookie has posted over 1000 times. Cookie has not created sideshow content and is not a mass mailer. Many of his posts are either roleplaying or blogposting, and possibly some avartarfagging, yet Cookie has not been bitched at in any meaningful way.>>41796259How did you not see this coming? He wanted his oc to be a dracony. Huge red flag for attention whores.
>>41793890~20 posts of ONE THOUSAND1000 posts with a drop in the bucket from someone trying to get you to curb your !selfishness! is still effectively 1000 posts of asinine blogposting an attentionwhoring ALL FROM ONE PERSONfor comparison, Big Finish posted 38 times. Over the last TWO YEARS! You have vomited your autism all in just one event. One! Store Brand Soup posted 90 times, again over two years. Premarital Preening, 52 times, 2 yearsPeppermint Preen, 32 times, just this yearYou have GOT TO STOP. Posting more than 10 or even 20 times more often as everyone else, in HALF the time span, is TOO MUCH by a factor of like 50. especially with quality posts like pic related, come ON dude
>>41796446Nah, I deserved a royal bitching a lot more than Cookie. I got pretty autistic and blogposty that year, although I did still have a good time and make memories, I totally get why it cheesed people off. >and responded to every one of his mass mailed cardsDamn. Right in the weak spot. I’ve actually felt pretty bad about not doing that this year. I mean for my two cents, I don’t mind a little autism, and it tickles me to see Cookie connect so strongly with the event, but hey that’s me, nobody has to think what I think.
I found the cookieposting pretty fun this year>>41795737>that fucking bag, lmao! And then there's actual shrooms inside.oh wow, I didn't even connect the dots, that's pretty fun
>>41796468pony claus posts 131 timesspice the gingerbread posts 127 timesfoggy night posts 138 timespine needle posts 79 timesobtuse posts 107 timesgreen glowie posts 83 timescan not find anyone else with posts more than 75 but not sure if not remembering some name
>>41796446>In 2018 Chuckles had 1000+ postsIIRC 2018 was the year when all the namefags went batshit crazy and had to tone it down the next year. 2017 was the first year with names, 2018 everyone went massively overboard with Neigh-borhood lore, 2019 there was a big backlash and there was a lot less circlejerking from then on
And three more cards! Chuckles, Happy Heartsong, Hevenly Horizon, thank you
Looking for Locks Myth. The tracking number says your package arrived last week. Did you get it?
>>41796198It's two parts known pretenders, one part 'cookie is actually autistic'.She'll stop when the santa threads are over this year.>>41795843You hear me?
>>41796584It was, but I single out Chuckles because he namefagged 5x more than the other prolific namefags I remember. They all had between 150-200.
>>41785988I haven't had a chance to check my mail yet. I'm flying home right now, I'll be sure to check as soon as I get back however!
In 2018 I quickly stopped reading the threads because of all the namefag autism, it was so bad I'm pretty sure I didn't read them for at least another year, either. Cookie weirdly hasn't been as annoying to me but maybe that's because it's just him, I'm more used to it now, and at this point it's basically background noise. Still, I wouldn't mind having 1000 + related posts less to read.
>>41796611fullsizefun fact: there's a fire in the fireplace you can't see because i forgot Celestia covered it
I had a whole essay typed, kept editing it, still sounded stupid, so screw it. To condense it all down; I'm sorry about the post frequency, I had a lot of fun this year but it comes with a sour taste knowing it likely also ruined the event for others, the only cookie post I actually made outside of SS was >>41713876, and lastly, of course Cookie is going away when the SS threads end for the year!
>>41796584>>417967032018 was also the year with the most greens at 35 compared to this year's 3>>41780082
>>41796579I post a lot in /ss/ but mostly without my ID. Flags aren't archived. I'm a sneaky chatty bastard like that. ^:)
>>41796618Sorry man. I got it, just haven't opened it out of guilt for not finishing my own santee's gift yet.
>>41796768I post a lot but I drop the name AND flag so no one knows it's me.
>>41796729I can't speak for the other anons, but whatever name you have next year, all I'm asking is for you to cut down on the roleplay and take the name off when it's not relevant.
Chikun of the Sea your card came in! Love the drawings of my favorite ponies!
>>41796941I could see there's a faint qr code inside the card. Unfortunately my camera can't pick it up.
Severance Package did you mail me this waifu pillow? If so, It's a wonderful gift she's really cute!>>41786855I'll be on a lookout for your card I'm glad it made it!>>41793812First card I sent internationally to arrive cool!Merry Belated Horsemas to (You) too!>>41795610Oh gosh I really did get a little nuts there. G5-niggers, I don't respect your dog fetish, but I don't wish Joker Pony to shoot you dead live on TV...
>>41796729It's not the post frequency, it's the namefagging. Post a million times with no flag or name and it's not really a big deal. I'm pretty active in these threads but I don't see complaints because I'm not asking everyone to pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>41796722This is really cute Anon, good job.
>>41797008People whining about namefagging are 10x more annoying than the people namefagging.
>>41797008to be fair you could probably tell it was cookie without the namefagging anyways
>>417965842018 was also the most fun I've ever had and no event has felt the same since. Gee I wonder what the correlation is?
>>41797045Good thing I'm not one of them.>>41797061Jellybeans pls
>>41797075Who?
Oopsy Daisy, I am finally home and I'm ready to see your amazing gift!
>>41796518I don't think anyone can fault you for not responding to every card. Though I do kinda miss the HoHoHo'ing at the end of every post.
>>41796048Thanks, appreciate that, I definitely feel like I've improved a decent bit since last year. I feel the same way about lots of artists I see though, many who have been posting here. Maplecakes never fails to impress me with her consistency and creativity, bedlam has insane technical skills and attention to detail, squeeky hinges style is most similar to my own but I feel like they kinda just do everything better lol, and on top of that they can animate which I'd really like to take the time to learn this year. That's just to name a few I've seen so much great stuff made for secret Santa this year, it is really inspiring. Seeing all this great art makes me want to keep trying so I can make stuff that good
Every year, I always hope to get something covered in autism for all the under-payed postal workers to enjoy. Congratulations, Matte Finish, you have set quite a high bar for everyone that follows. Thanks for making sure my 2025 gets started off right. And to answer your question, totally real Matte Finish and not a disguised Changeling, I produce an average amount of love.
>>41797041I still have 7 more I hope arrive before the threads end so I can post the fullsizes. I intend to upload all 12 elsewhere after the threads end anyway so they're easier for my cardees to find if they happen to lose the file, but it'd be nice to be able to post them in the thread. Probably not "elsewhere" as in x*tter but definitely one of the boorus.
>>41796584I miss the content. This year seems souless with the lack of green in my diet and songs
Writing is my thing and I would've tried to do a few greens but I never tried because I feel like it would have taken up even more space in the threads than i already was and it's really hard to write in greentext format after years of fimfiction
>>41796212NTA but i had tried a while ago anyway
>>41797106Beautiful. Just BEAUTIFUL! Thank you so much! I had to frame this immediately it's just so priceless. What a masterpiece! My beautiful Flutters in a beautiful scene. I can't say the word beautiful enough. Thank you so so so so much! And I also appreciate the cocoa, stickers, card, and charm! You're the best, Oopsy Daisy ^:) Happy Horsemas!
>>41797239turns out there's less to write about with names when you see them lessbut hey, the whiners managed to cut out that pesky namefaggotry from the event, and all it cost was most of the sovl
>>41797341That's gorgeous Anon
These arrived a few days ago, but I've been too exhausted from all that work that you definitely didn't hear about on the news to give them the proper treatment.Blizzard Boop, I hope that you can escape the wendigos and that my card eventually reaches you. Maybe the contents will be of use shimmying locks or something. Cute card idea and cute ponies.Quivering Cloaca - I got it, and that's what counts. It seems most of mine have disappeared into the void due to USPS jealousy, so perhaps your method has some validity to it.>>41789433I'm not sure how durable the coating is, but give it a go. If it gets damaged, you have my contact info and I'll know to take further steps next year, like a nice, heavy gloss varnish or something. I'll figure it out..>>4179657984 and you bastards didn't even do a single terroristic act aside from nutella cards.How are we supposed to overthrow the princesses with nutella cards?
>>41797377i got scared by my shadow once, does that count as terrorriffic or whatever?
Thank you so much for the card and the pin Bottom Floor! I love your interpretation of Widefilly!! I was so happy to see her when I opened your card, she is my absolute favorite!
>>41796835There's perishables in there. I'd open it sooner rather than later.
>>41797394Sure, why not? The fed sounds like he could use a win.
>>41797239The problem with songs is we pretty much parodied all but the exceedingly obscure christmas songs and hymns over the years. Creating original songs requires more skill. As for greens, I don't know. I guess it's a lack of desire to turn names into characters. As far as I remember most greens weren't written by "experienced writers." Anons simply saw their name or the name of their santee/cardee and wanted to create a character. Like drawfags, but for fleshing out personality and backstory rather than appearance. It's a shame that's fallen off the last couple years. OCs are a whole lot more memorable when you know what they're like, rather than just what they look like. For instance, Frosty Mug buying and gifting someone's house back to them when the bank was repossessing it, or Jellybeans having a neurological disorder preventing her from recognizing anyone by appearance or voice.
>>41796835>>41797403Oh my god thank you so much. I... almost cried, bro. I needed this today. I don't even know what to say. It almost feels bittersweet with how badly I wanted to go to marefair, but I love it.
>>41797478Close up of the letter
>>41797478Update: the snacks are all delicious but the "tiger butter" is the best.
What is a good example for a secret santa themed greentext......
>>41797453If the steady decline in greens was just a lack of desire to turn names into characters, we wouldn't have a roughly consistent amount of art around 200 per year.I'm confident the decline has been because of namefaggotry being stamped out, because most names barely appearing doesn't give much to spin a character from. Even when a single post is all it takes to spin a character trait from, like the Jellybeans prosopamnesia green originating from Jellybeans fumbling names on a callout post, it's much less likely to happen when most names only have a few posts overall.
>>41797549>be Oddsy>you pull the covers tightly around as a draft turns your bedroom antarctic>it’s the damn window; you opened it yesterday after forgetting your leftover pizza in the oven and setting off the smoke alarm, and you must have forgotten to close it>in an impressive display of acrobatics, you roll yourself into a pony blanket burrito and off the edge of the bed before trotting to the offending portal and sliding it shut>the damage is done, though, and you’re too cold to get back to sleep>might as well make the most of it and head to the gym; it’s leg day after all>shivering in the persistent chill, you hastily slip on sweat bands and bunch your mane into a ponytail; at least a quick run on the galloptical will warm you up>you slide a bottle electrolyte rich blue water into your saddlebag and head out the door>minutes later you arrive at the gym a moment behind a cute stallion, affording you the opportunity to inspect his tight little ass as he checked in with the desk>if you were a boy, this would be pretty gay to write about>instead, ogling this stallion's perky ass and imagining a hot, sweaty session of post-gym lovemaking just makes you super straight>super>straight>the receptionist waves at him as he trots into the gym and you step up to the counter and sign on the arrival form for the day>looking up you take a moment to watch Hots McButt->as he steps on to the last remaining galloptical>well fuck. It’s the fucking treadmill today you suppose>fuck the treadmill>your eyes narrow and your nostrils flare>and fuck you, Hots McButt
>>41797259I'm a former writefag for this thread too but I was turned off by all the coomer posting, especially the futa fags.
>>41797643I'll become a writefag and exclusively write futafag greens for the thread if you'll take that attitude
>>41797650No you won't.
>>41797650Christ you guys are more obnoxious than EQGfags
>>41796768>Flags aren't archivedBut they are, "anon"
>>41797655The only saving grace is that they're not as obnoxious as the H/AiE and /nmp/fags pushing their rapeape bullshit into a hooven world
>>41797665First time in the 8 years since I joined yeah yeah newfag I know I've heard someone whine about AiEfags.
>>41797668Literally where have you been, there were constant feuds between human in equestria threads and conversion bureaeu/transformation/anonfilly threads
>>41797655Contrarians? Yeah, they're the worst, and they're all over 4chan.
>>41797653>inb4 he writes a couple posts of shitty green, preens about it like the faggot he is, then never writes again in his life
>>41795737I won't go further, it's not the place, but I know the roots, I just don't have much power over it, or it takes years to correct. So it's a slow process, and it's tiresome in the long run.I wish (you) greeners pastures too.>>41795821Thanks. but you have waited enough, I will post asap.And yeah, Twi is a cutie!
on topic of banning thing I dont like neighborhood radio green are piss or gay humanwhy piss or gay human why not stallion and mare
First time getting the 15 minute counter this whole time.Okay so last call to the Latecomers, please check your inbox if you haven't replied to the reminder email and are just lurking.
Got another card, this one is from Matte Finish. Love the funny picture you made, wasn't expecting to see water color. Didnt think id be getting anymore this year so this was a nice suprise. Great card, thanks bro!
>you know what you must doA hearty kek this card is, Matte Finish.
>Big Finish Aaaaaaaand its sent !!!! Check your emails for a message from Pony claus disclosing your Tracking number. It took a long fucking time but its finally here my bug fren !
Hush Puppy the Diamond Dog, thank you for the card and all the cool stuff!
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>>41797551Perhaps you're right.
>>41798032NOO I THOUGHT WE HAD BROKEN FREE THIS YEAR
>>41798032At least one Peanut was sent, wasn't it? Where is he now? Did anon died??>>41797663No flags on plain old desu, though. The use of flags is controversial for sure but it's one of the lesser issues, in my opinion. >>41797341Beautiful watercolor art. I hope I can gift something fancy like that next year, not just a small postcard-sized drawing. Did you mention liking Eastern aesthetic, or did your Santa come up with it?
>>41797597Oh, that Oddsy!
>>41798032There was a bobblehead some threads agoAnd another doll even earlier
>>41797453>>41797551As someone who's still a newfag to this event, it does make me sad I missed out on all the characterisation and worldbuilding of the earlier years, especially when listening to the songs on neighbourhood fm. I haven't seen any real mention of the neighbourhood or underbark or whatever besides the songs on there. Maybe that's why I've been into the cookieposting this year. It's just been a bit of fun. Besides the artfags great drawings, it's a shame not much else gets made nowadays. Cookie didn't even get a green despite all the constant namefagging while I was surprised mine did. The only thing I do understand that puts people off is the coomerposting since I know not everyone is into that.
>>41795821Yoooooo. There is but one fucky wucky UPS won't be able to deliver to a PO box but don't worry, we'll fix it.
Hi Coal Shovel! I got the card you were sending out to me and I was rather surprised to find a whole box instead. It was like getting a second secret Santa gift all over again.Gotta say that it really did put a smile on my face to get all that, you really outdid yourself. Also what are these big blue balls (lol) called? They're really good. Also also, glad to see you got a kick out of my cursed name.
>>41798032your kind aint allowed here
>>41797351Maybe you could write about show characters, board OCs, and memes (the common ground that we all share) instead of a personal OC circlejerk.Where are the Hearth's Warming stories about Derpy struggling to keep up with the holiday rush? Or Apple Bloom finding a horrible purple puppet in the attic? What if Floor Bored's parents come knocking for a holiday visit? Nyx and Dyx pulling a sleigh? What about the Vanhoover postal strike? Can you only enjoy pony content when it's sucking someone off?
>>41798394Oh shit ! Why's that ? D: Are you sure it will be alright ? Did you get the Tracking number ?
>>41798371>it's a shame not much else gets made nowadaysYou could have made a pipebomb. Or a green, I guess. But you didn't. This is the future you chose.
>>41798498>You want more content unique to the thread?>Just rip out the soul and write content not unique to the thread!
Peppermint Permafrost. I believe thy horsemas hath arrived!
>>41798453>only cardee who isn't a dashfagDamn. I was hoping one of my cardees this year would've been a dashfag.
>>41793296I thought you were the one who intentionally forwarded the package. I've contacted USPS and they're starting an investigation on it. They really dropped the ball this year for the holidays but I must admit I've never had this happen to me before.
Let me dump my cards.First up Loving Light.He keeps sending me cards even though he's not my cardee. I called the police but they say they can't do anything.The cookies were held together only by the power of plastic. They turned into fine powder as soon as I opened the bag.
Next up an unexpected last year's card from Waffle Iron! It went all around the world, forwarded to me by Pizza Roll Parade.Beautiful Chryssi drawing, thank you guys.
A "lazer etch card" from Cinder Dick!I had to pay $2 import tax for this.
Cute pictures from Stocking Stoker!
Card from Quiet Reflection, as black as his soul and my waifu.
>>41799227That Opaline sticker gives me Sunny vibes. Is OpAlInE aCtUAlLy HeR mUm!?!?!?>fine powderAchtung, Loving Light: Der Briefbombenvanillekipferlpulverisierungsanschlagsversuch ist missglückt. Better luck next year.
I don't get it.
Oh and I also got coal from Chuckles, which I'm sending back because it must have been a mistake.
>>41798540Event ain’t over yet.>>41798371Be the change.>>41798498You should also do the thing.
>>41799227The police have no power over me, one look at my room and they let me continue to run my card machine.Interesting result for the cookies, I want to say it's an improvement but not sure that counts if the outcome is the same. Snort it and come back, maybe you can get high on vanilla flavour.>>41799294Last year had better results, I'll have to rethink my approach. Ich krieg ihn noch. Nothing to see here, Green Glowie.>>41768942>>41768944Pineapple Rightside Up Cake! Only one year late, but finally I managed to get those prints to you. Great to see it worked this time.>>41769964>>41769967>>41769975>>41769979Glad I could deliver a card before the day, Funny Gunzel. The singular eyes so she can see you better when you put increasingly more random things in the CT scanner. I wholeheartedly approve of pony boot logos.>>41769984Enough space for all the pony memes and CT scans you could ever need.>>41774739Strawberry Shortcut! I'm really glad you liked the drawing, I was really happy with the ideas I had for it, I hope the intent behind it is understandable. Technically there's even lines there, lol. I swear it wasn't planned like that I just wanted to draw a dock due to the tail position and then realised I had an exposed butt so might as well use it. My memory works in mysterious ways, some things I remember quite well, others (like most of what I wrote in that card including what you're referring to) I immediately forget. Although in this case part of that is writing these cards in a haze late at night desperately trying to come up with things to say. Unfortunately delivering a special haiku in entirety proved literary aptitude persistently lacking proficiency, so you just get one line.
For Skittles Lineup's eyes only!
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>>41795737I'll definitely bring Knoppers to the few Events. Maybe add some cultic oddments (or smth). Am curious how far this could spread...
>>41799688>those digits while talking about the KKK (kewl Knoppers Kult)
>>41796677>>41794673No worries! Just wanted to make sure they didn't get eaten by the post man. Hope you guys had a good holiday n cannot wait for you to open the surprise!
>>41799761Kloppers
Where's the sign-up link? I want to participate. Will there be a Valentines letter exchange?
>>41799964The Knoppers Kloppers. At last I truly see.
>Milk & Cookies>Winter ChargeBack home and I got your cards! Love the stickers!!
I want to turn milk & cookies into milf & cookies
>>41799978>Will there be a Valentines letter exchange?Maybe.
bread?
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