O_O
Ponified EqG?
>>41800370too fat
>>41800370This is the average height of a pony in equestria btw.
>>41800385How do I take stallion cock like this ? How do we even make a mare a feel anything? This is logistically problematic
>>41800370SNU SNU
>>41800372no, oc
>>41800385I can't decide if I'd rather dom small mares or get dommed by giant mares
>>41800390>How do I take stallion cock like this ?
>>41800390>How do we even make a mare a feel anything?With your face at first, and after the mares have force fed you the penis expansion potion, with your dick.
>>41800398I am bisexual and only for poneis, so not a fag, didn't work
>>41800370Yeah, my lungs are crushed
>>41800370Looks like she's about to suck on his face.
>Huge white space>no flaring marecock
>>41800433her tongue cant fit in his mouth so she just sucks on his head
>>41800435Make an edit anon
>>41800395Make more.
>>41800435Cry more, faggot.
>>41800458
>>41800402*SMACK*HOW MANY*SMACK*TIMES*SMACK*ARE YOU GOING TO*SMACK*MAKE US BELIEVE THERE"S A HIGHER PERCENTAGE OF FEMANONS THAN THERE ACTUALLY IS?
>>41800435Sorry anon, your waifu can't have a marecock unless you grow a cunt That the law of equivalent exchange.
>>41800463Can you give her a crown of flowers?
>rape
>>41800466>t.
>>41800435futaniggers are just about as bad as tftrannies and barbiefags but /mlp/ isn't ready for that conversation
>>41800491You just insulted solid 3/4 of this board. Also you will go to Equestria with only former PTFGanons. Your wife will be one. Consider it karmic retribution
>>41800491They're worse. "Barbie" is a spin-off and the term is a forced Discord meme. Futa is a multi-million dollar psy-op to normalize LGBT. They literally fell for a successor to the now deprecated blacked forgery.tl;dr - sexual paraphilias are glowie ops.
>immediate tftranny autism babble
>>41800491Nope. I think I'm ready now. Two of these Anons are closeted troons and the other, simple pedophiles.
>>41800499It's not that deep, I just like having my prostate poked by a woman
Remember when /mlp/ actually liked horse pussy?
I have an idea.Could we NOT argue about trolls and tf and futa and just post big mares instead?
>>41800509>post mare>MARECOCK MARECOCK WHERE'S HER MARECOCK I'M A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACEapparently not
>>41800370>>41800463This is insanely hot. Imagine her pushing you down and simply lying on top of you, pinning you to the ground. You won't be able to resist.
>>41800519Literally a woman's daydream.
>>41800527Shh don't spoil Luna her identity, okay? She will fond out she's a troon on her own
>>41800390>How do I take stallion cock like this ?Very carefully.
>>41800539With lots and lots of lube.
>>41800390mr hands tiem
>>41800370I love xbox hueg mares.
>>41800370How large is her ponut?
>>41800370best size difference and it isn't drawn nearly enough.
>>41800527>he doesn't think assertive and agressive mares are hotWhat a miserable existance
>>41800551That's a mare whose ponut would actually be the size of your fist.
>>41800390>How do I take stallion cock like this ?Cartoon physics. You will have a comically large and clearly-defined horsecock bulge running the length of your torso (with the tip coming out the other end if you're into that), and afterwards your body will be temporarily stretched (and then bounce back into shape like a spring).
>>41800370Disgusting, it's called My LITTLE Pony
>>41800563She IS little.(You) are just even littler.
>>41800555imagine the smell, nice trips too.
>>41800553it is a tragedy for sure
>>41800554I didn't stutter.
>>41800563They are little in comparison to Celestia. Besides, no one said there can't be exceptions to the rule. Big Mac is quite big, why can't there be really big mares as well?
>>41800370wew lad
>>41800519Resist what? She's not doing anything. She's not doing anything and it's BORING AS FUCK. I'd poke and tickle all the vulnerable weak points of her anatomy (a mare of this size is by definition a monster and a monster is supposed to have well documented vulnerable weak points for monster hunters to exploit, it's an unbreakable law of the universe) and be like "pew pew do something"
>>41800491I have been saying that for years
>>41800586>a mare of this size is by definition a monsterHow would you define a monster
>>41800390>How do we even make a mare a feel anything? This is logistically problematicYou need to get clever with your tongue, and pray you don't suffocate when she starts grinding.
>>41800464>SMACKAre you giving it to that anon hard?
>>41800563It's rare to see this opinion, though I agree, most of this board seems to have a giantess fetish
>>41800491I'd argue they are worse.
>>41800612it's non stop dog-sized ponies wtf are you on about?
>>41800555Can I kiss it?
>>41800612actually fucking retard literal lobotomite
>>41800380she isn't fat, she's just big-boned
>>41800612Is it really a giantess fetish? I think thay OP pic is hot but i don't find those pictures with ponies the size of buildings arousing at all.
>>41800623The better question is could you ever avoid kissing it.
>>41800612>mostBegging the question.
>>41800609replace SMACK with PLAP
>>41800499thinking futa is equivalent to both of those is falling for the real psy-op
>>41800658Two words: glowie deals.
>>41800663mare licks are so cute
>>41800663Holy shit I fucking love this drawfag, he draws the best ponies
>>41800663Kratos if he tried
>>41800603Monster hunters use a standardized pair of definitions of dubious equivalence:1. A big thingy that can cause mayhem.2. Everything that resembles late-Carboniferous insects, Godzilla, and/or Caterpillar 789.
>>41800663how long would it take to brush her mane and tail?
>>41800370giwtwm
>>41800663Unf
>>41800672Suppose you want to hunt this mare, what is the end goal here?
>>41800370SEX>>41800390Mr hands style.
>>41800690>rape
>>41800690Matrimony.
>>41800699I think she's gonna be the one doing the raping
>>41800690Depends on the contract, but usually the customer wants to get rid of a threat by all means necessary. What did she do?
>>41800690Put a wreath of flowers on her head and glue daisies over her cutiemark.
>>41800711She raped this anon >>41800699 after he tried to rape her
>>41800716Dude, you are just OBSESSED with this mare...
>>41800711She's just walking around
>>41800723No not her.
>>41800663>>41800665I don't get it. Is this a refrence to something?
>>41800726This one?
>>41800729Replace her CM with three daisies and give than red mare a flower wreath.
am i a fag for wanting her to dominate me
>>41800736Closer.
>>41800718Was he not satisfied? I believe the town rapists guild can help him if he wants to get re-raped by professionals.>>41800725We can work with that. Was she naked?
>>41800744This one?
>>41800743No. I also want it and i'm the straightest man on this board
>>41800756Closer.
>>41800753>Was she naked?If you don't count the socks, yes. I mean, this is customary among ponies
>>41800763Is this your mare?
>>41800768No not her. My mare is red.
>>41800743Worrying about your fragile heterosexuality makes you faggy. Wanting to interact with a mare in any way doesn't make you faggy. Simple as.
>>41800776>fragile is le badLiterally globohomo.
>>41800773If this is your mare I will beat you half to death.
>>41800782No not him. My mare is a mare.
>literal macrofag thread
Would a human dick be enough? She's a big mare
>>41800795Could it be?
>>41800803No not her. I like her though.
>>41800809Not ponified barbies...
>>41800810Yes her.
>>41800801for you
>>41800801Humans have hands and wits and stuff.
>>41800812But this thread is supposed to be about big mares...
>>41800823She has lips in her movie this makes her a pseudo-alicorn like Fleur de Lis that makes her a big girl.
>>41800832What, like this?
>>41800810>>41800823the resemblance is there.
>>41800690she has carves that i need for an armor set
>>41800835I don't know. Give me more of OP's pony but give her a flower wreath, cover her cutiemark with poorly drawn daisies, and make her say "I got this."
>>41800856So you basically want to turn Red Woods into Gloriosa Daisy?
>>41800866Maybe.
>>41800370i love when people throw a bunch of freckles and piercings on their OCs makes em look perfectly trashy
>>41800866>red woodsoh I get it.
>>41800904It's the batfang, he does that to all his OCs.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyPkXRgU7Js
>>41800370>Go to New Year's Party>You get cornered by a very assertive mare>She clearly has only one outcome on her mindWhat do?
>>41800922Not seeing it. Lucky is pristine. That pink maned bat which is the only example of whorish piercings is not his OC.
>>41800945No, he makes them huge sluts.
>>41800954Oh, well yeah. I think they're not slutty enough, could go further with it. Needs more hardcore clop to make up for anthro sins.
>>41800370I want to be smothered by a giant mare's pungent bosom.
>>41800954That's just what bats are like.
>>41800615They invade straight spaces with their fantasies about getting their insides rearranged by """"""""mare""""""""cock. But tfaggots also derail threads by getting coloncrippled over bullshit and barbienegroes can't stop creating shitty slide threads.>>41800612It's either their canon big dog size or they're taller than buildings. Nobody cares about amazon mares, when they're bigger than (You) but not retardedly so.
>>41800395Wouldn't she just outcompete the other mares? And her offspring would do the same? Until eventually every mare is as big as her?
>>41800370Is her ponut at mouth height?
>>41800563Holy shit a flaggot with a good opinion for a change?Fuck the macrosharts.
>futafags get shit just from mentioning marecock>meanwhile anons who want to eat ass or get their faces sat on don't even raise an eyebrow
>>41801589>Waaaah woe is me I get judged harshly for never shutting about my insatiable love for cocks
>>41801589Purely hypothetically, why would I want to be annoyed by that?
>>41801589Because wanting to please a mare without adding faggot shit isn't the same as subverting the definition of feminity by adding male reproductory organs on a female.
>>41801584there are horses irl bigger than OPs pic, idk what macro you are seeing.
>>41801589because those anons aren't onboxious about it nor do they double down with their shit when called out like f*tafags do
>>41801593>>41801600>>41801604>>41801654Triggered
@the mass-replying faggot above meSneed.
>>41801664Thanks for illustrating why you niggers are so reviled.
>>41801604wanting a butthole in your face sure seems like adding faggot shit to me
>>41801689>liking mare ass is GAYget a load of this guy
>>41801689Isn't the butt the second place you aids cases go after the mouth though?
For the love of God, WHY are you replying to faggots instead of posting more hueg mare? Are you brain damaged?
>>41800390>How do I take stallion cock like this ?you don't. stallions are for getting topped until they beg for a reacharound>How do we even make a mare a feel anything?you really don't know?
>>41801703Board is basically unusable during europeon hours, bunch of parrots.
>>41801705I am a bottom though...>>41801703I had two strokes, major brain trauma, heatstroke and long covid. Probably
>>41801706>waaaah why aren't you talking about mutt poolitics and BZC all the time???Choke on your burger, fatass.
>>41801712Oi where's your loicense for that post- izzat a spoon?!
>>41801712Lol this. Stupid mutts
>>41800370She's so big guys
>>41801706>>41801712>>41801718>>41801737Why do you faggots hate eachother so much. We are all westerners from western democracies. The EU was America's pet project. Can't you faggots live in peace? We should nuke China or something instead of arguing
>>41801744Nah you're all left leaning homo apologists.
>>41801744Blame it on mutts being obsessed with nigger dicks and trannies
so is there only one canonical big amre (not talking about the tall princess type)
>>41801744"Democracies" is a fixation for midwit goyim still living in the 20th century and its ideological bullshit wars for the aforementioned goyim.
>>41800370How does her size compare to Celestia?
>>41801708>I am a bottom though...not beating the faggot allegations any time soon...
the big sized waifu fetish is a form of small dick cope, let me explain.anon's dick size in relation to big waifu is small, but anon still thinks that his dick size is long, because uhh his waifu is just big, not his dick small. This reflects their real life problems of having a terrible dick that doesn't satisfy women, because it implies that women they meet are special and make his dick look small, when in reality their dick is just small in general.
>>41801774I think there's that obese mare from S5 and someone from the buckball episode background, but the latter looks like a tranny version of Bulk.
>>41801816You sound like a gay man with an SPH fetish. No offense, you just have dicklets occupy your headspace rent free.
>>41801816the only redeeming quality of what you posit is that it implies the mare likes you for more than just sex. Me personally I've always been a teratofag at heart so I'm used to wanting to fuck big things, I can always pull some shit out of my ass that makes my dick viable but it's nothing I ever stop to think about. I don't care for all the macro/micro stuff either, I just wanna be molested by big mares.
>>41801816I have a big peepee and I'm very tall, I just want somepony my own size or bigger for fuck sakes. If I wanted to feel like fucking an immature midget that I can't even bottom out in I'd go hang out with the gollyfag pedos.>>41801899Based.
>>41801913>>41801899>I wanna feel smallW*man moment.
>>41801422Why would she outcompete the other mares? Species are the optimal size for their environment most of the time.Ponies have an advanced economy with division of labor and predators aren't a big issue, so it's not like being massive would provide a universal benefit, not to mention the increased caloric requirements and the danger of injury.
>>41802008incorrect, I want to be lightly dommed. you can call that womanly too but then you'll have to keep going down that line of logic until having a beating heart rate of 75 is womanly to you. also >>>/r9k/
>>41801389>oversensetive militant puritan and zealot>straightThat doesn't apply to you and people like you, faggot.
>>41802033>FlutterCHAD wants to be lightly dommed by best ponyBASED
>>41802033Yeah, you should stay there, with your larps.
>>41801816Nah, probably opposite of that>I want to fuck a mare>Mare is too small to fuck without ripping her apart>Bigger mare = no cock issuesDick too big is still a terrible dick, hurting at any attempt, so I suppose you're not wrong on that
>>41802094>larpswhat? I linked to /r9k/ because you started seething about women out of nowhere, newfag. please stop posting and lurk for 2 years, it'd be in your, and everyone elses, best interests.
>>41801589>nigga got mad because the bull didn't fucked him today.
>>41802138>Simping for the concept of womenSad
>Be me>See big mare thread has returned>Eagerly open it in hopes of finding more big mare green>Just 200 posts of faggots arguingI just wanted big mares, dammit
>>41802160Erm... technically there aren't 200 posts in this thread yet
Big mare rubs
>>41802267Imagine getting a large rebel mare to neigh and whinny, turning soft in your hands through belly rubs like that
>>41802147>blindly hating half of the world because a virgin on the mongolian basket weaving forum told you toI shiggy diggy
>>41801803Taller. Thicker. Denser.Perfection.
>>41802279>>41802267I think that's a gelding.
>>41801703There needs to be more amazon-scale mares to post.One critic is right in that most of the images we get are either dog-sized ponies or city-crushing monsters. Extremes. There's so little reasonable-sized big mares in-between like Red Woods, or Nordpone, or Steela.
big mare good
>>41802160I hear you, man. I just wanna see people having fun but instead they are suffering from a lack of brain development above the spinal column.
Too big?
>>41802318Maybe a little too big for me, but I like them short.
b-big...
BIG... MUZZY
>>41802284>implying I don't hate all of the world
Big mares let out big airs from their big derrieres.
too t-tall...
>>41802367brutal for heightlets
>>41802373>ass at face level at all timesNot as bad as you might think
>>41802406
>>41802035>oversensetiveDone.
>>41802289It's the concept that counts here.
>>41800464*PLAP*UNF*PLAP*UNF*PLAP*UNF
>>41802455but who's doing the plapping
>>41802459Me
>>41800491And what about peggfingfags?
>>41802632Those inevitably become futafags.
>>41802357
>>41802459
>>41800519
>>41800370if you fuck that horse, will you die?
>>41800370She looks tall enough and her tail looks poofy enough that you could probably hide in her tail and eat her ponut while she operates a market stand or something.
>>41803537It would be extremely painful
>>41803556she's a big mare
>>41800370Is it just me or does she look vaguely lesbian?
>>41803554Gonna need a green of this
>>41803564Huh? She's clearly hitting on a dude on this particular pic. More generally, she seems to be the kind to leave nothing vague about her, as far as she can help it.
>>41803564yeah and like every lesbian she's got an overwhelming desire to get dicked and impregnated
>>41803556>>41803559U UU U
>>41803582It's about how she looks mostly
>>41803589>judges book by its cover
>>41803594Would you approach a woman who is clearly a woman yet looks more masculine than you? Imagine it was somehow your type. Because you can usually tell fags and lesbos by vibes
>>41803602Would and have. We're great friends.
>>41803589Exactly my point. She looks to me like somebody who'd make her preferences explicit. No vague bullshit.
>>41800370Big pony is big UNF
>>41803607I meant romantically, I mena yeah, you can befriend a butch lesbian, almost as if they were human.
>>41803621>you can befriend>humanwhere the fuck do you think you are
It seems that princesses are unavoidable in any thread about big mares.
>>41803554you could do that to pinkie
>>41801593I see one of those two types of fags continuing to go on and it isn't the futafags
>>41800551> https://derpibooru.org/images/2613622
>>41803646It was sarcasm anon
>>41801607>horses irl>irlThere's your problem. I imagine next you'll say Pegasai and Unicorns are real too?
>>41803789NTA but are you trying to say unicorns are not real? You wanna fight, bitch?
>>41802459The mare obviously
>>41802554kek>>41803594>How to Romance MonkeysWhy did Twilight buy this book?
>>41803936That's not the only book she bought...
>>41800572MARRIAGE!!! (With either Chrysalis or Rarity, Derpy, Fluttershy, Lyra, or Celestia)
This coal miner is beeg.
>>41804165Her cock is also beeg
>>41804153>eitherno either, just chryssishe can be any mare you wantyoure even flying her flag dude come on
>>41804193
>>41804197I mean, as cool as it is that Chrysalis can be any mare I want, it just feels dishonest loving her for somepony that's... not her, you know? (I don't have any other big Chrysalis snuggle anon pics)
>>41804223then your choice should have just been only her from the start>don't have any other big Chrysalis snuggle anon picsfucking fake bugfagspeak to me no longer
>>41804198>>41804225she exists for futa pornso much so that RedditTheBat removed her character tag from non-futa porn of her https://derpibooru.org/images/3424659
>>41804260God I miss his art.
>>41804408Anon, there's a point at which "I wish I were a woman" is the less weird option
>>41804398Fine.I’ll just kill myself.
>>41802367>>41802373>>41802406I would cling to her like a fucking chimpanze holding to earths last banana, height be damned. i dont care if I dislocate my shoulders afterwards or during
>>41804398I find funny how fags went and added in the wrong tag later, wonder if was proposital, hue
>>41800370She looks beeg and strong enough give (You) the upsies. Also you could lick her pussy standing on yoir legs while she's standing on two.
>>41800612I just think anons want to fuck the ponies without the need to be too restrained since they are smallish.A big mare would take you full caveman rut but I also think deer-sized is also okay
Ever heard of Enumclaw horse sex case?
>>41804165
>>41800370>”(You),”>”Me,”>”Bed.”>”Now.”
>>41800491preach your truth anon
>>41804398>Throwing a temper tantrum because someone drew your ocWhy is every single futafag mentally ill?
I LOVE BIG MARES. I WANT TO BE SMOTHERED BY LUNA AND CELESTIA'S FLANKS AT THE SAME TIME WHILE I AM STANDING UP. I WANT TO MAKEOUT WITH BOTH OF THEM AND FIGHT FOR DOMINANCE WITH THEIR STRONG TONGUES. I WANT TO BRUSH THEIR MANES WHILE THEY TELL ME ABOUT THEIR DAY.
>>41805531>why is water wet
>>41805549omg same ... so real
>>41800370What do I have to do to have a private session with her and brush her mane, tail and lavish coat, have her primed and proper, before h**f h*lding her to guide our path towards a lake, where we can have a picnic in the comfy grass as I rub her large ears and chest fluff?
>>41800400Easy entry, but once you're in she puts a hell of a grip on you.
>>41800572MARRIAGE
>>41805988
>>41805531>>41805567>le wrongthinky illReddit is this way, faggot.
>>41806153Now, without tears.
>>41806153Guys look, another futafag temper tantrum.
>>41806168Furfags on the Pony board?Say it ain't so...
This got suggested to me after reading this thread... its pretty fitting except >nohooveshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/U7nrgnhxi-E
>>41800370Imagine being dominated by a big horny pony. God i want to be raped.
>>41806550>"Yah, my name is Helga.">"I bench press 550 pounds.">"Wanna get a drink, cutie?"
>>41806550Heh, trying to push her around would be funny. True human dexterity versus the mare raw strength, since ponies are mostly muscles and with how much easier we have at dodging sideways and around due to our physiologyIf she's competitive I can even see her having fun at that, a different kind of opponent but a fun one no less. Perhaps needing new rules to give Anon a chance at victory instead of just pining the other down, but still fun.
>>418061311. MARRIAGE2. BREEDING3. IMPREGNATION4. GIVING BIRTH5. FIVE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN6. REPEAT
>>41805988tranny build
Gloomy has an attitude which matches her name. She grows larger the more time has passed since the last episode of MLP:FiM.
>>41806553Same... it would prove to me that someone actually loves me
Not fat enoughBut I do love beeg hoers
>>41806706Rape isn't about love.It's about power.
>>41806718If you want power over someone it means you care about them.
>>41806704Bigger eyes wouldn't actually make you see small things worse. Quite the opposite in fact
>>41806711Me, I like a mare with muscles.
>>41806565>wants a strong partner>wants a bigger partner>wants a dominant partnerAnons, you sure you aren't women? Are you sure? Maybe it's just an overgrown clit? That said, I want a drink.
>>41806718That depends on what happens after the rape. If she tossed you to the curb. Sure.
>>41806738Even if subby guys = trannies, I don't care. I like what I like. Slap a skirt on me if you must.
>>41806711>>41806734Both of them are good. But that giant, motherly thick, soft, fertile Fluttershy is making me harder. The muscular music mare with the strong ass who could beat me up is also great. Combo pls???
>>41806738I'm pretty /fit/ myself and I want a mare who can keep up, not some hamplanet like >>41806711
>>41806843>big ass + belly that doesn't even have folds = hamplanetZoomer body standards are such a sad affair.
>>41806738This anon wants>a weak partner>a smaller partner>a submissive partnerYes, the signs of what “real” man should want
>>41806704>That was the growth during s1/2 if I remember right>It's been years since the show death>It will never get betterAnons will have to make Kerbal missions to her if Hasbro doesn't make some kinda miracle then>>41806727Try reading a size 1 font Anon, more light coming inside the globe isn't automatically better, reason cameras have shutter speeds and all
>>41806861Did I say that I don't want a huge mare? I do, it just makes me feel self-conscious
Holy fuck that should be me
>>41806738Oh, let me guess.You're one of those chuckleheads who thinks that all tomboys are lesbians, aren't you.
>>41806951Yes they are, but that's not what I was saying. I'm saying submissive men are basically women.If you want to argue with me, argue with the ancient Rome.
>>41806985>I'm not a faggot because in Rome they'd be considered girlscostanza.jpg
>>41806985And every guy who likes strong women is automatically submissive. Sure.Somebody planted some fucked-up ideals in your head, dude.
>nobody in this thread wants to be the submissive housestallionFor shame, all of you
>>41806884If I'm dating Rarity does she let me call her mommy
>>41807029Let you? It's mandatory
>>418061683/10, weak baitdo better
>>41807036I am going to give mommy a lot of kisses and snuggles and hugs and shower with her and uhh... what else would we do together
>>41807088Lots of hoof massages and pampering
>>41806985Sounds as though someone is insecure about their sexuality.
>>41800439>beeg mare lip-locks your face and >"SLUUURP's" hard enough to lift you onto your tiptoes
>>41806985Yeah and what happened to Ancient Rome?
>>41807092And I'd call Queen Chrysalis mommy as well
>>41807105> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fall_of_the_Western_Roman_Empire
>>41807103>her tongue is a little too big to fit in your mouth>that doesn't stop her from trying
>>41807105It built an eternal legacy and billions of retards think about it every week
>>41806985care to share those first party Roman sources where they talk about this? Because like most depictions of homosexuality throughout antiquity, this is a thing that outsiders say about their enemies just like online, faggot
>>41807312Damn, Romans must have hated teenage boys. So many of them were their enemies.
>>41807321I didn't ask for your snappy comeback, I asked for your firsthand accounts
>>41807266on /pol/
>>41807353This.I just imagine Terry Davis screaming ROOOOOOOOOOOOME in his living room anytime someone starts arguing about sex based on Rome.
Gee, I sure love this argument.>"You're not allowed to like things without my permission."Whatever.
>>41807366you can like whatever you want just don't get asshurt when people call you out for your shit taste
>>41807378Other people's opinions of my tastes are irrelevant.
>>41807378There's a difference between calling someone out for shit taste and accusing them of being a tranny in the effort of derailing the entire thread with 41% arguments
>first futatards now ptfgfagsplease stay in your containment threads.
>>41807383then act like it and stop taking low tier bait.
>>41807494bitching at them is derailing more than their mere presence is
>>41807494I don't even see the /ptfg/fagsAt least not in the last....30 posts
>>41807522No, just that shithead gobbling up all the bait and replying to all the trolls.
>>41807383>>41807366>>41807353>>41807105>>41807053>>41807008>>41806951>>41806877>>41806843(You) are brown.
>>41807205She just jams it further down and lifts you up by your stomach.
>>41807088
>>41807105They fucked one too many stallions and died off
>>41806711>>41806734I like both but they could be bigger
>>41808073Try the /mmp/ thread, that seems more your speed.This is for Amazon-sized ponies, not city-crushers.
JRHNBR is best pony size. Change my mind.
>>41804398KEK>>41805661Anon this is fucking disgusting, at least you censored the worst part.>>41807312Homosexuality has basically been treated exactly the same throughout all of history with minor cultural differences. It's degenerate but rich people partake in it as a vice. >>41807088>>41808031these are nice.>>41808085I can't.
>>41800945Those pesky bat ponies
>>41807098Wh...what's she doing here?
>>41808073What would she do if you asked her if you could sniff her butt?
>>41808085It's most convenient for quick hookups and, that's it? What else makes it good? Are you perchance a bucketlet? I know I would be proud to carry a bucket with me everywhere as a token of a bond that I cherish.
>>41805531>Why are 'men' who justify putting cocks on female characters mentally ill
>>41808966She'd tell you to go ahead and mid-sniff she'll blast a bubbly, muddy fart that crackles, pops and hisses for over 40 seconds ending in a squeak... and your death as the stench killed you over 30 seconds ago.
>>41808085For the confused.
>>41809191I see this chart once again. Is this genuinely how small EQG poners are? I'd expect JRHNBR desu. And hoers is a good size desu. Same height is pretty unnerving to me for some reason
Would (You) listen?
>>41808966>>41809089I can handle her
>>41809366Yes.
>>41809191Same height, Hoers or get out.
>>41809366Is that a question?
>>41809366every night
>>41809191I like them all
>>41809198there's a lot of autistic research but none of it is concrete because they ALWAYS make a human-centric assumption about equestria
>>41809366 I want this to be made real
>>41810246I have the mic setup for it but I'm man with man voice
>>41810259Use AIslop to turn it into a hot mare voice
>>41810246JUST DO IT
>>41810275I've considered doing storybook reading with my natural voice, people tell me its pretty good and I'm apparently the only person left on the planet that can fucking read at a natural pace
>>41809520>Finding and adopting a human child pulls just enough of Celestia's compassion back to prevent Daybreaker from completely losing it.
>>41810509That's an interesting story idea.
>>41810570I remember a story about Daybreaker abusing kidanon
>>41810654Then I will choose to remember a story about Daybreaker's wrath being tempered by her love for her adopted son Anon
>>41809520I really like this image
>>41810654abuse you say? prove it
>>41810282 you could really fill a niche, the last good pony story reader on YouTube stopped years ago and the two channels still uploading record 2-3 stories a year. Audio fanfic reading is dead.
>>41810708gimme a fic you personally want read and I'll get it done by the end of the week and post it here for critique (sfw please)
>>41810756https://www.fimfiction.net/story/1888/my-little-dashie
>>41810756Not him, but have a somewhat old obscure onehttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/51635/ptolemy
>>41810756A long one here, but hey, you promised! Also it's just greathttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/557167/fallout-new-vegas-a-new-road
>>41810766done to death>>41810779best of the three for length>>41810793>sfw pleaseI'm not reading your quarter million words if you can't read my two
>>41810804Nah nah the fanfiction is SFW. It is not pornographic. No sex. The M tag is only for having blood and stuff but that's all cool.Regardless if any Fimfiction story with an M rating is your criteria for what constitutes an SFW story, here are a couple other great ones with a T ratinghttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/554062/theyre-not-bugs-theyre-featureshttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/565134/a-pocketful-of-sand
>>41810852>but that's all coolyeah, you're not me so you don't get to decide what I read out loud in my house with other people in it.The other two mentioned by the other people are still options. I may do both, I may just do MLD, depending on how I'm feeling about the reading of MLD
>>41810860I mean if you're reading this out loud then that's something else entirely wow
>>41810896...so you didn't even read the thread>>41810282again, not reading your quarter million words if you can't read mineThat said, I've changed my mind. I'll read anything you want, 1 cent per word, 1000 word minimum
>>41810766since this was the anon who asked (I assume) and ptolemy is hardcore ESL I'll read this one. If the thread dies I'll make a new one.big mare for your time not nearly enough good big mare art
BIG MARES HAVE BIG COCKS
>>41812044...inside them.
>>41809366>it would never happen irl nerdsIt totally happened irl to a nerdy anon.
>>41812732I kind of headcanon this image as not only Chrysalis growing, but it's actually a noname drone that turned into a Queen because Shining Armor overfed it.
>>41809520This feels ominous.
>>41812044unf
More big luna! I want to bury my face in her pillowy ponut and then glaze it so hard that the ponies will start calling me Donut Joe. I want to make out with big moonmare.
>>41800810>>41800823>>41800866>>41800888Trips. Requesting lityle earth pony Glori meeting the twice as tall Red Wood who cosplays as her: same mane style, a crown of daisies, and her twin trees cutiemark is covered by a drawing of three daisies taped to her flank. She's bot unamused and intimidated from looking all the way up.
>>41812044If futafags are anything to go by, small mares also have big cocks.
>>41812735cute
>>41813251small mares have medium-sized cocks
Mares don't have cocks
>>41813543proof?
>>41813550I manually inspected what was under the tails of every mare and filly in Equestria.I got kicked a few hundred times but it was worth it.
>>41813558thank you for your service
>>41813558there's a "mare" that need checking...
>>41813616Trixie is a biological mare. I checked.
>>41801389barbie fags at least stay in their threads barely an inconvenience imho
>>41813707futafags did stay in their thread while they had itare you honestly surprised they dispersed once they no longer did?
>>41813712sure they did anon.
>>41801689>not wanting to plaster your tongue all over mare assmlp has fallen
>>41803683idea: what if celestia or luna were hit on by bigger mares?
>>41801589not sure what part of getting sat on is gay but ok
>>41813712They can fuck off to >>>/trash/ where they belong.
>>41813558Only a few hundred?
>>41800729Futa fags wanted futanari acceptance and got trannies. Kind of funny when you scrapped their chat going full meltdown.
>>41813810...what?
>>41813981>irl horse pussy sexThe cartoon one is better
>>41813981God fucking damn it
>>41813981Whatever.
>>41813981I came.
>>41813981Holy fuck that is repulsive. That looks like a mix of vomit and piss.
>>41815367Yep, that's not even unusual for marecum, there's a reason that even those in the "business" call it squash soup.
>newfags don't remember the dropbox>newfags be like 'ewww is that REAL?!'
>>41815435Real horsefuckers learn from firsthand experience
>>41815440if you're not among the sensitive newfags offended why are you replyinglike, ok, and? you got any 'firsthand experience'?
>>41815449>anon only wants to argueFine, well fuck you too faggot
>>41815462>fuck you toonah mares only, and don't get assmad you posted basically just to see your own words on the screen, nothing of value to add
>>41800888are we going to get banned for checking next?
>>41815367But that's when you know she's turned on, it's like a human girl getting all wet
>>41800370sizefags are retardedhere, a height chart that just works for average mares, exceptionally tall stallions and celestia as reference
>>41815657Pic related is the only objective size measure we have. 4' at the top of the head for the standard mare flash asset. That said, there's nothing wrong with wanting bigger mares as a sort of clydesdale or draft horse equivalent.
>>41815639I don't care. It's disgusting. If an alien came to Earth and tried to show me how hot it thought I was via shitting in my living room I would still tell it to fuck off.
>>41815657>Sizefags are retarded>Wants to be a giant that wouldn't fit through a doorAlso>Mares not even as tall as Celestia's legsDo you even watch the show?
giant mare reverse mating press
>>41816046I'm down for everything but it's eye contact that makes it special.
>>418156684'-ish is my ideal normal mare height, too much smaller and then they're dog-sized.>Captcha: RT4RD
>>41800370Why is she so tall?
>>41816413Healthy eating habits. Vegetables and stuff.
>>41813981 this looks like it smells and feels FUCKING AWESOME>all those negative reactionsold /mlp/ is dead, this is a board of weenies now
>>41816413That nordpone ancestry.
>>41815657>le perfect dick sucking height memeLOL
>>41814921Now that's what I call the Big Apple!
>>41815668>comicnot canon>feetwhat the fuck is a foot
>>41817367all the height chart stuff is bullshit to me. either show me a human designed by Faust next to a pony or fuck off.
>>41800370The problem with having a pony this big and maintaining pony proportions from the show is that the head is huge. Like, he couldn't wrap his arms around that head if he tried and you would definitely end up accidentally poking her in the eye at least once. still would
>>41817874Based, you can use her eyes as a full on mirror
>>41815674Horsefucker realises maybe he doesn't want to fuck horse
>>41813187>little pony finds her tall pony impostorSeconding.
>>41800370That’s a horse
>>41818423Out of 10!
>>41818434Ready to rutLet you cum in their guts, and butts like sluts at MARE RANCH
>>41818449Big Voluptuous Mares want it deepRutting them in their sleepMARE RANCH ROCKS!
>>41816413All the better to snuggle you with.
beeg coal momma nine belly2belly snuggling
>>41818640Is she actually big or is the pegasus just tiny as fuck?
>>41818654Both
>>41818654looks like a little of both, but she's mostly just really big
>>41818665So it's basically Hired Gun meets Littlepip, huh.Surprised that trope isn't done more
>>41818451eighteen giant mares in the stables at mare ranch
>>41816869Their body temperature is higher just imagine the feeling of that hot gooey mare juice flowing around your cock
big amre good
>>41819524What's her name? ...And how did she notice me? I was so sneaky.
>>41802318hot>>41802332HOT
I can't find that image of a big fluttershy cornering a human against the wall. I think it had some text and wasn't a finished pic.
>>41820179
>>41820186thanks anon, I couldn't find this no matter what combination of tags I used across multiple boorus.
>>41818640She will force you to suck her dick.
>>41800466>>41800484Equivalent exchange is a bear trap in FMA because it means you'll never gain anything and always be stuck with just as much as you previously had, which means using it as anything more than a tool to help you progress is meaningless. Futanari transformations can never hope to reach the law of equivalent exchange because you gain something in the process and lose nothing.
41820418<<Yumeko has dibs and you know that. Your lawyer sucks.Not my universe not my laws.ALL ON FIRE THINGS BURNING RED!
>>41820428oh no, widow mare.
>>41820428Fuckity-what?
>>41820428What
